 We have some breaking news. The Indianapolis Colts have officially benched Matt Ryan and will start Sam Ellinger. Oh, let's go! That's in the head. Week eight per head coach, Frank Reich. I don't know why Connor celebrated that hard. I think it's because the world needs Sam Ellinger. Anytime we've seen Sam Ellinger with the Colts, it has been in a beloved fashion. His hips and thighs are bigger than a goddamn horse. He walked like he had just got off a horse. He has this aura about him that makes you think this guy could be a leader. This guy could maybe move as opposed to the quarterback that's been getting brutalized every single time he takes a single snap. So, Matt Ryan, I'd like to let you know, if you come back and play later in the season, we will appreciate your services. But at the time being, we're back. Sam Ellinger's the guy, AJ. This is a little bit of energy that we needed.