 Does this look like what I'm trying to go for? I think I had an idea of what you're going for, and this fits my thought, so... It doesn't work, I cry because I don't remember how to fix things. Now I wait for somebody to say something in the chat to make sure other people see it. Good morning, hustlers, as if you're still living. Get on down. Get, get on down. Good morning, waking Jake Bakers. How are we doing today? Happy Monday, November 16th, which I know. And welcome back. We had a little time out, a little John Boy Media vacation week. I was down in Arizona, Grand Canyon, Sedona, all about it. 311, driving concert in Phoenix, happened. Rolling. We're back from vacation week. Jake went to Arizona, scaled one to 10, Arizona. Eight. Nice, I've been to Arizona once. Two guys that have been to Arizona. Oh, BB. Don't put them on camera. We got a package. Very nice to come back from the office. Check the PL box, find out we got a gift. And it's from November 16th. It's a small white package. We said which one of us? Actually, did you hear? They almost sent the package back because it came to BVD. They're like, this isn't a name. I don't know why this is a nickname. Still intact. That's a magic trick. Okay, Jake, reach in. One of these things. Nukias 5 controller. Or return. Oh, I think I'm signing. We're signing. Oh, okay. So don't harm the ball. You got to return the package. Ian, thank you. Ian, thank you. And I'll read this, not on camera, but personal. Personal, and he's writing a book. She's got some holy smokes. All right. It's up the night. All I got to spend some time with. I'll send it back. Have Zach sign it. Only Zach. Paw print signature. One of Jake's top five favorite jokes. Paw print signatures. It's like for the dog. Yeah, just put that, yeah. Just send memos that way. Classic. Just a cute story like Paw print. You should do it for Ian. Thank you, Ian. I'll read that. Ian, a little bit. Someone else sent me this salad. Just joking. What else are we going to do this week? Content, content. This is another 311 song. Do you think we should open with this? No, that's bad. I don't like that. Yeah. Oh, I agree. Okay, cool. Here we go. Rumors are swirling. Oh my God, like the winds yesterday. Yeah. Oh, come on. Time out as big with the Boston crew. Yeah. No, no, I found a live version. Huge. Got them. No. Nothing. Nothing. Excited to talk, Yanks. BBD producer Bugbug put on a bunch of rumors on our sheet. Sure. I'm so adverse to rumors. I don't really like a lot of them. Yes. But I wanted to do a trade rumor episode because I think the people would like that. Okay, so the name of the game is The Grid. I'm sure you guys know how to play The Grid. We will go over the instruction. One of the easiest games to learn. It is a team game. So as long as you're cool with numbers, then we should be good. And letters. There's letters also. Whoever loses the pile, they have to answer the question underneath that. What are the questions like? What did you like to know? I was worried there was something underneath of these when I saw them sit in here. There are some very embarrassing questions. You want to guess? You get to choose any pile you want. When you get to say if the next card is going to be higher or lower than the card you pick. Is Ace higher or low? Ace is high. Okay. Ace is the highest? Yeah. I'll go lower than the king. Huge. I will go higher than the king. Please, we're all a team. So please go to the left. Okay. Wow. God damn it. This better not be a jacquardion test. Let's do this together. Why are we rooting for each other? It's us versus The Grid. It's us versus The Grid. That's a tough one. The question I got was name three places. What? Sedona. I'm a big Sedona guy. If you haven't heard, I just went there. Come on. Middlebury, Connecticut. I was born there. We're learning a lot about you. One more. Tech of K, South Carolina. We're going there for Thanksgiving. Excellent work. Thank you, Jack. And you can all clap. Higher than this five. That's a great choice. Thank you. Lower than that ten. Love it. Wow. Great play. It's getting closer. That's a great play, Jack. Yup. Slip. Lower than the ten. Howdy, show. Would you like to see BBD in? Nice. Who about that? Wow. He says something about me. I would like to see BBD in a dating show like Treasure Island. You know, put him on an island with a bunch of single chicks. He has a girlfriend now. See how he does. He's got a girlfriend now? According to Twitter yesterday. Well, don't tell his girlfriend. I said that before. Oh, from that tweet that he put out. So you can't see her or find out what she looks like. Jersey Shore was the first thing that came to mind for me. Hi, Jack P. Tough board. My number's gone. No, don't listen to me. Higher than the five. I mean, that's the... This is bad, guys. We're doing poorly. Potatoes or rain. To eat? To eat? Doesn't matter. In any context, you feel as appropriate. Don't lie. I think we spelled potatoes wrong. Doesn't matter. This might be the British style. Okay. Potatoes. Okay. All right. Potatoes are going to be French fries. Good job. I will go higher than the two. It looks like we might have a pile start. Drive the pile. This is bad. Trust it. Higher than the nine. Oh, he's riding the pile. Higher than the five. Yeah. If you could be an animal, which would you be and why? Nice. I would be a dog. They get treated. Some dogs get treated very well and almost like people. I would be a dog. I'd want to be like Diddy's dog or Jay-Z's dog. Live the lavish life. Thank you, dog. You're a baby dog. Yes, I love you dog. I love you more than the eight. Hang on. I'll walk away. Damn. If you were a potato, how would you be cooked? Sweet potato fries? Easy. Wow. Wow. How much confidence. Okay. The realities of each other. Yeah, I was thinking breaking Amish. Boomer. It's not higher. No. Yeah, that's the bullets. That's how you push. No, because then it's easy. There should be like something special to have. No, the grid. I agree. I'm not a fighter. Oh. It says do not read aloud. Just stare straight into Jake's eyes and do a bird call. That was... It's a good card. This is okay. You didn't put a lot of heart into it, fell. I was disappointed. Lower than the king. Ride it. Ride it. Lower than the six. Wow. So risky. Wrong with you. How many fingers and or toes would you prefer to have? More fingers, less toes. Higher than three. If you could shit talk your eight-year-old self, what would you say? Oh, that's an easy one. That's an easy one. The cowboys suck, bro. Like that Super Bowl they just won, they're not going to ever win another one. You're going to be a stupid cowboy spam for the rest of your life. You're going to hate it, but you got to pretend you don't hate it. Don't do it. You're eight years old. You win one Super Bowl. You think that the world is yours. It's the exact opposite. How about them cowboys? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go higher than seven. I'm doing math, my head. Yeah. KDD. Order. Higher. Confident. Confident. I'm so wrong. Stupid. What are your top three smells? Oh, that's good. Fresh cut grass. My mom's cooking. And like the air when the snow comes down. Like freezing cold air. You might have to pick a specific mother's dish. Oh, Italian food. Meatballs. Okay. Meatballs. It's our sauce. Meatballs. Anyone that was close and watching, I did like reach into the pocket. It's like, okay. I'm definitely about to grab this. And then once the scene cleared, I just bolted. And I felt bad. I felt bad. But he double pooped on me. Sands back. I had one heroic effort. If the leaves were there, I would have done it again. But there's no leaves. Someone sent BBD. They sent it to our PO box. BBD, if I don't know what's in that bag. So, but before we do this, if you want to send stuff to our PO box, don't address it to BBD. People at the post office told me. I don't like that. That's not a name. That's on the account. I said, well, that's a nickname. It's a family name. What are we eating slash drinking slash whatever the hell this is. So I'm about 95% sure this came from Brady Jacques. Jacques? I don't know. He DM'd me on Twitter. How are you spelling that? Like the name. J-A-A-C? J-A-C-Q-U-E-S. Jacques. Jacques. Jacques Cousteau. Could be Jackie. I don't know. Jacque. So he asked me and it seems like it's what the product is. BBD, have you gentlemen heard of coffee milk before? I believe it's only a Rhode Island thing. Is that from the same people that make... You haven't tried it before. Is that from the same people that make... Hershey's. Let me see. And if I'm being honest, I don't know if you're supposed to be drinking this raw. Yeah. But it also goes into milkshakes and it's used as a dessert topping. I'm ready for it. So why don't we just squeeze it in her mouth? I mean I think that's kind of what's gonna happen. People are very proud of coffee milk here. You mix it into milk basically like Hershey's syrup. Yeah. You don't got a rubber husband? I have one that I have like a 50-50 success rate with it. What's this called? I know it's supposed to work every time, but... Just as a rubber husband, but I don't think it's what you guys are talking about. I'm talking about your floppy dick. What's this called? Coffee syrup? There you go. I didn't want to use my mouth on it, but... There's a lid with a squeezy thing. Did you try some? No, I thought we would do a smell. Because you know, that's a first impression. I'm... I mean, it doesn't smell bad. It smells like coffee syrup. I'll put some in that bottom cup. No, I don't think we're supposed to drink it this way. Oh, for sure not. No, it's supposed to be mixed with other things. Like, I think the person who would... who's sent us this is gonna be upset if I try it like this and then say it's bad. Milk shakes, that makes sense. Milk shakes as a dessert topping. So no, it's never been intended to drink straight up. So the halftime snack has taken just a horrible... A horrible route. Do we have any coffee breads? Mix two tablespoons and eight out glass and... Okay, so I think I figured it out.