 Hey guys, Jeremy here, doing a spoiler filled review of The Last Jedi, so be warned, you saw the title and I'm saying it now. I am going to basically reveal the entire movie here and just talk about, more elaborately, my prose with the movie, my several cons with the movie, and just the overall feeling of bafflement that I had after this movie ended. So the film begins with a title scroll that's straight out of Empire Strikes Back, a little bit, kind of very similar. And what we have is, instead of the beginning of the Empire Strikes Back, what we get is actually the beginning of Rogue Squadron 3, when they're evacuating Yavin, because the whole thing takes place in space. The rebels are, the resistance are leaving their planet because the Empire, the First Order, I'm going to make that comparison a lot, they find them at their planet and this is a super big destroyer ship, this big bloody ship is super huge and it's like, it's imposing and really reminded me a lot of the planet killer ships that were in the Empire's, the Dark Empire comics. Anyways, all of a sudden Poe comes out of nowhere and blasts all the guns on top of the ship, which admittedly was actually kind of cool, but at the same time he's like, holy shit, one guy just destroyed the entire defense of this ship. This guy clearly bought all of the microtransaction loot boxes, and that's not, there's going to be a lot of Battlefront 2 EA dickhead loot box jokes in this. So they then do this bomber run, a lot of rebels get fucked up, admittedly I actually thought that was kind of cool, the entire run is a suicide mission. They blow up the ship and that's it though. So they then start running. It turns out that the Empire has an ability though to track you in hyperspace, the only thing is it doesn't really make any fucking sense as to, it's just a thing that's created and this was never something that happened previous, like how come it took them this long to find the resistance, why did they never find the resistance before, while they were making this giant star killer base, like a fucking gun the size of a planet. I don't know, I thought this was, it was at this point when they said that we're being tracked in hyperspace and it wasn't like a traitor. I totally thought there was a traitor mentality and that's what was coming, that's what happens later on with Laura Dern's character. There's this whole idea that there's a traitor and it's not, it's just a device that can track them. That was the first time that I was like, eh, all the while Luke and Rey are on his island, Luke is extremely grumpy, he is completely broken and what we slowly start to get, find out is the truth behind his relationship with Kylo Ren because all the while Rey is trying to convince Luke to come back to the force and come back to the resistance while Luke has totally shut himself off from the force, Kylo and Rey are having this communication. They're able to sort of see each other through the force and it's actually really, that is one of the best parts of the movie is this connection. The connection between Rey and Ren is the best part of the film. They're entitling tanglemen, they're kind of working together to take on their own issues as well as who will break who, who will turn who to what side. As Rey grows stronger, as Ren grows stronger, so does Rey. That is kind of in turn with how they explain that in a sense of how Rey has been so powerful since Force Awakens is that she and Ren are connected in terms of their power. As powerful as he is in the dark side, she is just as powerful in the light side. So then, while that's going on, we go back and the resistance is running from the Empire. They're basically in a full out run, there's this explosion that happens and Leia gets sucked out into space and then she fucking supermans back into the ship. I don't know, some people are like, you know what, she's force sensitive, okay, it's like, fucking what? There's a difference between being force sensitive, having a slight ability to use the force and then full on fucking supermanning surviving in space. I, I don't know, I thought that part was a little bit ridiculous. Now I know it's Star Wars and everything, but I just, this was the part that I just raised my eyebrows like through my fucking forehead because I just thought that this was just so tacky, so ridiculous. Honestly, I thought she was going to die, but admittedly this is the thing that Rean Johnson does throughout this movie is he takes avenues that you wouldn't expect. He takes them both good and bad and he takes a lot of risks, which admittedly this is probably the most out there, most risky endeavor of a Star Wars film and you'll find that out later as I go through. So Leia survives when she's in a coma, so Laura Dern from Jurassic Park, it takes control and her character is fucking useless. Her character is one of the first big problems with the movie. Gee, for some unknown reason, has a plan of that what they're going to do is they're going to run to this planet, this former rebel base and what they're doing is they can't hyperspace obviously because they'll just find them again, right? Which, thinking about it though, considering they're going at it for a few hours, I don't know why they just didn't do a hyperspace jump to the planet itself with everyone in tow because they just unnecessarily drag out the empire to this planet for no reason. I don't know, I thought it was a little, anyways, but so yeah, so that's the plan. Get to this salt planet and make a defense there. Why doesn't she tell anyone? Why is she so secretive? Like I said, this whole avenue of story made me think that there was a traitor, but the fact there's no traitor and Laura Dern is literally being secretive for no fucking reason other than to be dramatic is ridiculous. It is a complete plot thread of fucking stupidity. Why does she not tell anyone the plan when it is so fucking obvious? There's no reason for her being secretive at all. That's the first big problem with the movie. So we go back to Ray and Luke and what we find out is they have different versions of what happened with Ren. We find out that, well from Ren's side, he feels that Luke was going to kill him because he was evil. He was turning to the dark side and he didn't even, like, he was just going to cut him down. Kind of like Mace Windu, going to cut down Palpatine and everything. But what we find out is actually Luke had a thought of doing it. He had a moment's hesitation, but then he decided not to. But the problem was Ren saw him standing above him and his lightsaber and acted in defense and turned to the dark side. So I like that. I like that Luke has so broken that he had the hubris of his legend. That's what he talks about. That's the whole point of this film's ideologies is the hubris of heroes. And the hubris of villains too is we find out what happens later on with Snook. So what later transpires is Luke doesn't care. He doesn't want to fight anymore and Ray basically leaves because that's exactly what Luke did in Empire Strikes Back. And then Luke gets talking with Yoda who burns this ancient Jedi tree that Luke has been kind of caring for for the last little while. And what we see is Yoda who's a ghost who can apparently whack people in the face. He says and also it was a puppet that was so awesome that Yoda was a fucking puppet. And what happens is Yoda just basically tells him that they weren't page turners. This wasn't the force is the idea of being with like the force isn't a mentality or And what Yoda basically says is that the Jedi are not just a they were flawed but you doing here sitting nothing doesn't add anything and Ray clearly has a purpose and you do too. And I like the conversation between Yoda and Luke. That was awesome. Oh, by the way, there's a part that I've totally fucking missed out on Finn and this girl Rose, who honestly, yeah, some people say you may like her but she's fucking pointless in the story, in my opinion, they go off to this casino planet to get this hacker that can break into the shield so they can turn off the tracking device and that story goes nowhere. Absolutely nowhere is an entire waste of time at one point. So they go to the casino planet, they get captured. They find Benekiel Del Toro who's in it. And again, he totally useless character. He's the hacker and what they do is they break out. They go on this really cool, this really visually interesting looking chase with on these weird tauntaun not tauntaun things. And it was that halfway point where they're running through the city and like, I don't give a shit about any of this. This is just filler. There's no point to this part. There's nothing that's happening here. And I have a feeling the story thread is going to go nowhere. And that was the first point where I was like, oh, so after they get off this planet, they go to the ship, they get in and then turns out Benekiel Del Toro just betrayed them. Story goes nowhere. And a second part of the film that was a big oh, oh, for me. First, we got Lord Dern's uselessness. And then we got this Benekiel Del Toro's character of total lack of importance. If you want to comparison member in Pirates 3, where they were all about getting the Jamaican ladies powers and whatnot, they were went through that whole fucking thread of trying to make her be one with a sea of some shit and then she gets what she wants and she jumps into the sea and fucks off. That whole part of the story was just pointless. That's exactly what happens with Benekiel Del Toro's character. However, we then go back to the resistance. We find out that they are leaving the ship and so they're starting to leave in these little shuttles. But now actually I got to go back a little bit. Rey goes to the ship and she gets on like this is a funny thing. Rey and Rey and Finn get onto the super snook super destroyer at the exact same time. And we see Snook as we've seen him a little bit in early in this movie. He's fucking powerful. He's able to whip wap bitches all over the place. He's able to control General Hux through a fucking hologram when he could be mildly you don't even know how far away he is. He's clearly miles away but or like light years away. But he's able to he's that powerful. And when when Ren brings Rey to her to snook, he's like he's like bitch slapping her all over the place. He is so freaking powerful. And all the while I'm sitting there going, I really want to know more about snook. I really want to know what snookie and what his powers were, where he came from, how he came into the leadership, how he became a supreme leader, all this back story, all this shit. And you don't know it because and admittedly, this was a really cool part. I talked about the hubris. This film focuses on the hubris of heroes and villains. And what happens is Rey puts Ren right in front of him and he says, take your lightsaber and destroy your enemy. All the while, because he's saying I can see into his mind. I can see his intentions. But the thing is he's not seeing it as clearly as he thinks because he's so full of hubris, because all the while Rey's lightsaber that snook took and put right beside him earlier, Ren turns it, Kylo Ren turns it and he activates it and chops him in half. And admittedly that part was dope. That was so cool. But then again, I thought about it going, how are what? Because I'm thinking about the third film now. What are we going to do for the third film? Because now and then after after Kylo Ren and Rey after Snook's dead, they have this really dope fight with all of his bodyguards. And there's one that's got this whip thing that's that's really cool. There's two dual sides. It was a really cool fight scene. It was a lot better, in my opinion, than The Force Awakens. There was a lot more kind of a brutal, very rogue, very brawl-like mentality to the fight. I thought it was very well done. However, we then see that Kylo Ren tries to make Rey go onto his side. So there's no light, no dark, leave the past, let it die. But Rey can't. So they split a lightsaber in half or something and then Rey escapes. But back into the whole Finn thing, so he's been betrayed. He's about to have his head cut off by Phasma, who appears in the last fucking 10 minutes of the movie. So what happens is, as all the transport ships that are leaving to the rebel secret base are getting blown up, Laura Dern, after half of the casualties have been inflicted, thinks, huh, I could just turn the ship around and fly it at them. But what she does is actually super awesome. She jumps to light speed and splits the fleet. Literally, she disintegrates the entire first-order ship. She snaps, snooks ship in half. It is such an amazingly visual part because there's no audio. There's no explosions. There's no music. Everyone in the theater, it was just, that was just awestruck. That's the part I say in the movie, in my review, that I dropped my draw. I dropped my draw. That is what happened. And I yelled out, KILLING SPREE! And I should have said, FUCKING REXTAWN! But anyways, so after that happens, another part comes into my mind going, why haven't they done this before? You know, like, obviously no one wants to sacrifice ships. No one wants to do a suicide run, but that's what the bomber run was. Like, I know the ideal of the movie is to not do suicide runs, but shit, you could have taken out, like, why don't you just make some makeshift shitty ships and then just light speed right into their ships? You know, you could have droids do it. You could have droids, no sacrifice needed, just put a droid on it. So anyways, that's another part that breaks the movie for me, is just the idea that it was a really visually cool thing to do. But why hasn't no one done it before? Anyways, so then they get to the Salt Planet, which I think is Hoth. And they set up a defense and they're about to fight and the first order has all these weird kind of toy looking ATSTs and the gun from one of Snook's ships. And they fire it at the door. All the while they're making a charge at the gun with this, these really pieces of shit, little hovercraft things, which my friend called like he drives a Toyota, he's like, ah, it's a Toyota Brigade. So they charge at it and a lot of them get killed and Poe realizes, oh, there's no point in sacrificing oneself. You need to fight another day, let the resistance burn a light to to draw out the first order or some shit. Anyways, Finn continues on and I thought he was actually going to die. Admittedly, this was a part that I was like, whoa, is my boy about to die? And then Rose comes in, smashes his ship and saves him. And then we find out that there's been a love story apparently been brewing between the two. I thought it was super weak. So then Luke somehow appears out of nowhere. All of a sudden he appears out of nowhere and he says hi to Leia and he says, you know, can't save Ren, which some people are a little bit upset about that Luke just outright admits that he cannot save Kylo Ren. But my thing is one, this would have literally just been a repeat of episode three and episode seven because Ren is gone and Luke has to deal with that. It's kind of hilarious because he's dealing in an absolute. But just the idea that Luke has to atone for his mistakes and he realizes what he's done, he realizes what he's done, he's wrong and he needs to do something about it. So they have this, Luke walks out and gets blasted by all the fucking ATSTs, but he's got like not a scratch on him. And it was like, what? I mean, like another EA joke that he bought all the micro transactions. So none of the damage is mitigated to him. Anyways, so then Ray and Luke kind of fight. But you notice that Luke never makes contact with him. And all the while, the resistance fighters are escaping. They're making their way out of the place. They're getting out of the secret base. And then it turns out that Luke was never there. He was actually just projecting himself from his island, which, again, that was actually really cool. I like that idea. I thought that was a cool idea. And because the movie made it think that, whoa, maybe he actually died when he got blasted by the ATSTs, like he was actually dead the whole time. He knew he was going to die when he went out. So the movie kind of pulls a trick, a fast one on you and you're like, oh, that's sweet. And then Luke sits up on the island. He's exhausted from having done it. He looks up at the sky. He looks at the sun and we see a second son emerge. And then the motherfucker fades. He literally forced Gazzam to death, apparently. And I was so fucking mad because literally the movie is like, I think you got you. I think you got you, I got you, bitch. And that's what happens is Luke is dead now. And I don't know, I would have rather preferred him having been blasted to death because while it shows how Luke is has so powerful that for some reason he feels that the story is done, but he's like jumping out halfway through. We now and now going into the ninth movie, we have no one from the original movie series besides Chewie. That's it. Chewie's the only one now because Hans dead. Luke's dead and Carrie Fisher's going to have to be killed off or something because she's unfortunately very tragically passed away. So the film ends with Kylo Ren in charge of the resistance of the first order, the resistance on the run again. They find out that their allies are nowhere to be seen, by the way. And we now have this weird connection, this connection between Ray and Ren. That was all the while that was all done by Snook, which was a cool idea. Again, so much power, so much hubris, and it was cool to have him die the way he did. But now there's so much that I want to explain. I want to know so much more about who he was. So I bet admittedly some people can say, well, you didn't know what the emperor really was. You kind of saw his face in the second in Epire strikes back. And then we saw him for a bit in Return of the Jedi. So I and we only know of his history through the prequels. So, yes, I understand that there are some people who are going to find my views a little bit hostile. There are some really awesome moments in this movie. There's some really dope moments, but there's so many inconsistencies. Laura Dern's for no reason need for secrecy, the tracking thing, the entire casino story, the whole going to that planet was stupid. Oh, yeah, there is this little part. If any of you didn't see it, one of the kids who they interacted with on the casino planet, they he's goes outside and he force pulls this broom to him. I didn't really see it, but I had I confirmed it with someone. So it kind of shows the film's idea is that the Jedi aren't dead. The last Jedi, because Jedi is plural as well. Jedi is a singular and a plural word, and for at least from what I've seen, because like the last of the like the end of the Jedi, right, the Jedi is not just a person, but it's also the religion, which I see I like. I like that Luke called it a religion. It really harken back to to the old movies. However, they said at one point, Godspeed. That's the first time I've ever heard that. Why did that come from? We've never known of anything of gods or anything. Well, there's been the extended that the legends anyway. Anyways, so like I said, I liked a lot of aspects. I liked Kylo Ren and Rey's their their whole connection. Oh, by the way, we find out her parents were just junkers. They just sold her and they left. That whole mystery of who she was is kind of really a big let down. Now, I thought that that was going to be, I don't know. I was kind of hoping they weren't going to go with like Lucas or father because I was like, holy shit, there's like too many resemblances. And obviously that was something that they wanted to avoid. But I don't know. It was it was kind of like, oh, that that's it. It's kind of like when people put so many fan theories into something and then it turns out to be completely nothing. Anyways, I enjoy parts of the last Jedi, but there's so many parts that I don't care for. There's a lot of parts that slow the fuck down. There's a lot of really whoa moments. But then when you think about it, it kind of breaks the movie for you. But anyways, guys, that is my spoiler filled review of the last Jedi. I hope you all enjoyed it. I'm sorry that I have this very harsh opinion of the movie. But honestly, that's just how I feel about it. Guys, I don't know if I'll see it again in theaters. I don't feel like it is the first one. I don't know. I wanted I saw Force Awakens right after I saw World One right after. I don't really have a desire to see the last Jedi again, even though there was great visual effects, there was great battles, there was great music, John Williams is some good music. But it's just, I don't know, there's just so much. And there's a lot of fucking piss breaks in this movie, a lot of fucking piss breaks. Jeremy Johns even said it best that the Casino planet is a piss break in itself. Anyways, guys, thank you for watching this video. If you like this review, leave a like down below. If you like my content, maybe subscribe. 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