 Welcome to a quick Dr. Sherman's office hours. The rest of the chat should be coming in soon, so we'll just wait for the onslaught of people joining in. Nobody ever comes in when you're waiting. They always show up right after I hit live. But M1, you're the first person I see in the chat, so good to see you, buddy. I am pulling up the SCP Wiki database right now, so I can clearly answer your questions. As you can see, I am out of the office at the time, office hours out of the office. Ironhonic, right? Howdy, Kay Wadi, and the United States of America is here. Everyone, all right. Good to see you. There's our crew. Good to see everyone coming in. So we've got the Wiki up. We've got that set. Good, good, good. Checking out the chat. Hello, everyone. Good to see you. You're allowed to leave. Well, I'm allowed to leave on a mission, so right now I've got a rendezvous with an agent. Check in over lunch and see how the situation's going. They're monitoring person of interest number. Well, I don't need to tell you the mission details. Let's just say, are we cool yet, member, who is not as cool as he thinks he is? So many hello's. Good to see everybody. Ah, remember, the likes are right now at 26, and the viewers are up at 182. So make sure that you hit that like button. We want the likes to be more than the viewers. That's always the rule. First lesson time, komo estos, no, that's not my department. I work with several anomalous languages, but not Spanish. I appreciate everyone who is saying things like, love your videos, or you're my favorite YouTuber stuff. We very much appreciate that. I'm happy I can give you good training knowledge for your time in the foundation. Make sure you stay safe out there, cadets. What is my favorite tale? Very interesting. You know, I always get asked about my favorite SCPs, which of course I say at the end of every stream, which by the way, we should be here for about 28 more minutes. This is a short one because my appointment will be here then. But I would say one of my favorite tales off the top of my head is called until death. And until death is a tale that retcons the origin of SCP 106. And I don't want to spoil too much, but I want you to read, first I want you to read SCP 3001 or listen to our recording of it here on the channel because I think we did a really good job. I got some guest readers. We did a lot of dramatic music and sound effects, so that's pretty cool. And then we also got some really good acting. I love that SCP 3001 reading we did. And after you've read or listened to 3001, then go check out until death. It's a great tale. I love its origin story for 106, so you'll have fun with it. Yes. Yes, there is new hair, everyone. I decided to get some summer, spring summer going on. This is a Florida man in California, so we had to get the surfer aspect going. Or as people say on site 42 Twitter, it looks like a brownie blondie. So if you're here for brownies, if I'm making you hungry, then make sure after you don't know to the super chats that you go get yourself a brownie at the commissary. Don't get a brownie at the commissary counter. That would be weird. We're not eating those. They're hard to digest. Run through the... Oh, don't tilt. Okay. So I've got to tilt the chat to read the chat. So when I'm not tilting the chat, I'll have the better camera angle. Tips for making SCPs. So basically you're talking about writing tips, and there's a lot of them. Now what I would do is, number one, if you go to the site 42 Black Division or TikTok as YouTube doesn't want me to tell you, then I've got a playlist of SCP writing tips for SCP writers. Or I forgot, don't go there. Here on the site 42 Red Division, I have a compilation video of all of my SCP writing tips for SCP writers. So if you type that in, SCP writing tips for SCP writers, you'll find my compilation of writing tips for SCPs. But the biggest one is I would, first of all, it's practice. It is writing practice. If everyone in the world has ideas. There are a thousand, a dime a dozen, it's so many. So you don't, everyone has ideas, but the writing of it, the practicing writing, the making sure you've got all the details, and the story makes sense, and it's entertaining is what you've got to practice. So it's not easy writing any story that entertains an audience. Not easy to do. So make sure that you practice it. Write it out, show it to someone, they'll tell you where you have spelling errors, they'll tell you where this part doesn't make sense, and then you rewrite it and you show them again and it's a little better, and you do that three to four to five times until you got a good story. But the problem is I can't give you a shortcut. It's just frickin' hard work. Do you ever partner with Async to study the back rooms? Hell no. Async, those punks, uh-uh, those, if we were in charge of the back rooms, there wouldn't have been global quakes and people sneaking into the back rooms. We do our containment job properly. Ignore all the breaches. They don't count. 049 is near me with the gender switching stone. Stop it. Stop it from getting it. Defend it with your life if you have to. Your death is well within my reasons for doing it. The luck of an ace, thank you for becoming a level one researcher. All of our super chats and members are very well supported and help Site 42 grow and make bigger and better content, especially with the studio move coming up. If you didn't know about it, uh, IRL, our landlord is selling the house and kicking us out. So we've got about three months to find a new house and to then move there. So it's a bit of a sticky situation, but I'm hoping if we get enough patrons, if we get enough members, if enough of our views are up, then we'll have the funding to not only get a good new place, but we'll get a place with a really good office space because instead of working on green screen, I'd like to build a set like you see most YouTubers have. I want to have a nice backdrop that looks like an SCP laboratory. If I had my dream set, if I had the biggest possible budget, then I'd get something that looks a lot like Dr. Darling from a controls set. If you look up Dr. Casper Darling from control and you look at the videos he does, he has these great laboratory setups and he has a couple different sets and he walks back and forth and he has a chalkboard and he has a notepad and it's really cool looking. So that's where I would like live action site 42 videos and shorts to be rather than on a green screen, but we work with the, uh, resources we have, you start small and you get bigger as you go. So yes, if you feel fit, then become a member or a patron and help us out. That is much appreciated. And luck of the ace. Thank you for being the first one for the stream. Make sure to grab yourself a brownie blondie over at the commissary. Junior researcher Phoenix, congratulations on your promotion. Should I offer the masked 1800s looking guy a cookie? Um, if you're in a situation where you're backed against a wall and he looks violent and offering it a cookie is your only chance of survival, then I'd suggest it. But if it's in itself quietly, then don't give it a cookie. It only gets a cookie for good behavior. Lazy chicken lady. If you recognize the bodies in the water, it's already too late for you. I'm sorry to say farewell. Godspeed blink with one eye than the other to stop SCP 173. A lot of people say this, but now maybe there's a skill issue. I don't know. But as you watch me try and alternate blink. You'll get mini blinks unless you are very well practiced at alternating blinking. So it's not as easy as people think it is doable. Now I'm not stationed at site 19. So I don't really worry about dealing with 173 that often. Not unless we get the revised entry future where it multiplies, then I better practice. But that's future Dr. Sherman's problem. Can you hold your eyelids open with your hands? Yes. You can hold your eyelids open with your hands and you can back away, but as long as you can do that with discipline. Oh, good work site 42 staff. I'm looking at the likes and the viewers. We have 130 likes and 259 viewers. That means we are over half. So hit that like button. Let's make sure that we get more likes than viewers. That's always the stream goal. Wait, 049 turned me into a woman. What am I going to do? Well, first you're going to go on bed rest because the gender switching stone is extremely painful and I mean the problem with the gender switching stone SCP 113 if you're not familiar is that it's every time you use it, it has a higher probability of unaliving you. So let's say it has a 1% chance the second time you use it, it's got a 5% chance. So yeah, you can you can roll the dice and undo it, but probably your best case is just to get used to life in your new gender. Staff medical psych evaluation and therapist treatment can help you get used to your new situation. I would say not hurting people is good behavior. Well luck of the ace. If it is check it's a check it's what's the word check it's clipboard on the door and see if it has been in good behavior for long enough to merit a reward. That would be cool. And thank you for the $2 don't know to get that message across gas night. Thank you for your donut as well. Dr. Night here. How is the screaming tree doing? Well if you saw today's video the short then you would know that we tried to drown it in a whirlpool and it didn't scream, which I was sure was going to work. Thank you very much. I was certain that swirling around knowing it was going to drown and then obviously drowning would cause it to scream. But instead it just kind of we was very, very rude. But SCP 4521 will scream. It will one way or another will make it happen. DJ Yonder I came from that video. Well congratulations on finding the live from that video. That video is performing very well today. We're very happy that more and more people are getting introduced to the non screaming tree because maybe one of those brilliant researchers will be able to determine how to make it scream. The luck of an ace. Thank you for your next don't know as well. Make sure to grab yourself some cookies at the commissary as well. Don't just get them all away. What flavor of cookie would he like? I'm a peanut butter man myself. You know, let's say for the sake of argument that there was some 1800 looking feller sitting in a containment cell. I would venture to say doing some research as we do as researchers here at the foundation. I would look into the historical databases and I would simply ask, come on. Oh, that was not the internet's fault. That was my fault. Sorry, skip net. I mistyped. All right, skip net. What are most popular cookies 1800s? Let's see what we got. The most popular cookie of the 1890s would be jumbles, jambles, jambles, jumboyles, jumbolds. That's that doesn't seem like a cookie. A brief history of the cookie. A brief history of three popular cookies. Ah, there we go. By the 1800s, cookies were being marketed as small cakes. Interesting. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Many early cookbooks include recipes for macaroons, jambles, and gingerbread. So I would suggest getting him a happy jumble if he has been on good behavior long enough to deserve a happy jumble. That's pretty fun to say. Just give him a happy jumble. A happy jumble for the happy boy. Oh, you're almost there. Site 42 staff. We are 170 likes and 182 viewers. Just 11 more likes to hit that mark 13 to top it. Where are you? The likes are almost to the viewers. We're going to break that record very soon. It's up to 182 views and 172 likes. And I've run out of lyrics for the song. I did the best. Permission to chug two gallons of Sprite and try not to burp. Denied. You little task first guys have the weirdest bets. Just be normal for a minute. What happened to this discipline that I've heard so much about? Please make a discord for RPing. So there are a lot of SCP RP Discords out there already. And so I do not want to invade on their turf. There's a couple. You can head out there and find them. They popularize themselves. Some of them have a whole bunch of people. And so you can check that out. Dr. Sherman. How would the foundation contain Godzilla minus one? No reason I'm asking. Just curious. So unfortunately, I haven't seen Godzilla minus one yet. I hear it's fantastic. So I really want to. But typically, when it comes to Kaiju-like threats, it's actually in the later SCPs. So here's a pet peeve. A whole bunch of people who never read SCP always rag on how old SCP was better than new SCP, which were currently in the throes of the SCP 8000 contest. But they don't read new SCPs. They don't know if they're good or not. They're just complaining because they're, ah, everything's better back in the day, rah, rah, rah. But the thing is, new SCPs in the 7000 contest, there was a Pacific Rim SCP. Like, not literally Pacific Rim, but it was Kaiju's. And we used multiple anomalies to build a giant robot in collaboration with the Global Occult Coalition and other magic-based groups of interest. And we built a, oh, what are they called? In Pacific Rim, what are they called? They're not, they're obviously giant robots, but what are they called? Do I have to look this up? Someone knows the answer, right? What are the giant robots called in Pacific Rim? I'm looking at chat right now. First one to say, get some pretty sweet props and a shout-out. Yeagers! Sam Ruppel, you're the first one. I saw say Yeagers, thank you. I'm not sure anyone else said it first, so I'm sorry if you said it earlier, but Sam, you're the hero who got me to notice it. Congratulations. And so yes, they built an anomalous Yeager to fight Kaiju's. It was amazing. So I forget which SCP-7000 entry that was, but if you look at my SCP-7000 streams where we tried to read them all, but there were too many so we couldn't get through them, you'll hear me reading it in there with my guests and it was pretty fun, it was a good article. Doc Sherman, oh, Duplis, thank you for your first donut to the stream. Make sure to grab yourself some hot dogs on your way past the commissary. Doc Sherman, how would the Foundation contain the slide projector anomaly from the video game control and would they try to work with the FBC? So first of all, first of all, control, excellent game, loved it, I'll say this for it. Even though it wasn't purely SCP, it was just inspired by us. And secondly, the fact that it was the FBC, it wasn't actually SCP. Walking through the opening minutes of that game in the opening lobby in the hallways when the hallways are switching on you, I got nostalgia for a place I've never been. It felt like I was walking through an SCP facility, something I'd been reading and writing and performing about for seven years. It felt nostalgic when I played it. It was insane, the feelings were so real. But that being said, I don't remember exactly what the slide projector does, but doesn't it open portals? Slide projector anomaly orders, opens portals, right? Projector, anomaly, control. Slide projector, keep protecting the size that acts as doorways. So number one, technically speaking, if I remember correctly, that is a safe class anomaly because all you do is you turn it off, you put in a box, it's not gonna leave. So containing it is very easy. That's not a problem. And by the way, for a little bit team, the likes were above the viewers, but the viewers have spiked greatly. We're now at 206 likes and 584 viewers, holy cow. So hit that like button and let's get those views closer to that 584 right now. The slide projector anomaly is safe, meaning you can stick it in a box and you will not have any problem containing it. That being said, I would liken the slide projector in its various slides to be something we would explore similar to how the FBC did. And also it would give us great exploration logs in an SCP, similarly to SCP-093. 093 is the red disk, right? I believe it is. Because yes, anything where we have multiple travel locations and especially because in control, the slide projector for ordinary led to an anomalous location. So locations would be anomalous too and we can go check them out and explore them. So yes, the Red Sea object is 093. So an article about the slide projector would probably end up like that. Now as for if we would work by the FBC or work with the FBC. So normally when it comes to other groups of interest, we tend to keep our distance. We are the foundation. We are secretive. We don't mess with anybody unless we have to. But if we were to mess with the FBC, I would probably liken them to the Federal Bureau of Investigations Unusual Incidence Unit. That is an SCP group of interest based on if they work for the FBI. So I am mad, although I assume that the Bureau of Control has a little more funding than the UIU does since the UIU is a bit of a joke in SCP canon. So I assume that that would be a little, they'd be a little better funded. So while we wouldn't work with them very often or willingly, we would probably collaborate with them as needed on larger anomalies. Like that time we built a Yeager and used it to fight a Kaiju. Andre, good to see you in the chat and thank you for the super chat. Make sure to get yourself some avocado toast over at the commissary. What would happen if 096 was put in 087? So you make me interested because there is a face in 087, the stairwell. And so it's possible that the face could plausibly see 096's face and therefore it would end up chasing it down the stairs forever. Which would be humorous, I would laugh at that and while I would be personally glad to no longer have the danger of 096 until it cost that, cost that, caught that infinite stairs ghost before going on to its next victim, we wouldn't be able to study either anymore and that would be annoying. So first priority is studying, therefore we won't do that test but I would get a laugh out of it running downstairs forever, the jerk. Wrench, thank you for your five Euro don't know or is that pounds? I never knew which symbols which. Thank you for your first donor to the stream, Wrench. Wrench, Sherman speak properly today. Make sure you get yourself some wrapped beef which I assume is some kind of burrito over at the commissary. Hey Dr. Sherman, Dr. Good on my personal account. How'd the SCB Foundation deal with a hacking attack? Just curious. Oh, we have numerous advanced automated artificial intelligences that keep SkipNet planning safe. It's very rare for any hacking to get through with exceptions as always, but we do our best. And thank you for that being your first don't know. Gas Knight, thank you for your second don't know today. Make sure to grab yourself some, hmm, some grapes over at the commissary. If you don't realize I try to make whatever you grab at the commissary start with the first letter of your name. That's just a thing that I do for funsies and sometimes it's just grapes. Sorry for saying this but I need a task force sent to my research lab. Reggie entered here with a gun and he is screaming his lungs out, Reggie. All right, you didn't say he has a bucket on his head. Therefore you've got a chance at surviving. So get under your desk and start singing Caramel Dancing quietly. Because if you sing Caramel Dancing quietly to yourself and you've got to do the hands. Don't forget the hands, they're very important. But even if you're not saying the words, if you're just muttering to yourself, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then Reggie will get distracted and climb under the desk with you to keep doing it and that will keep him calm until we can get you help. That's your only chance under the desk, quietly murmur Caramel Dancing and incapacitate Reggie until we can get there. I'm dead serious, completely 100. And we will not be watching on the security tapes and filming it for later viewing. Just believe me, we got you, we're not gonna do that to you. That would be so mean. Permission to drink ink. I don't care what ink, don't do it. What ink is it, I don't care, don't do it. Especially not for my pen, then I will be able to use my pen. Love from Brazil, thank you, Marcos. Love to Brazil. Thingy 10, I want you to know we don't talk about the skibbity slicers in Site 42. Not after the incident. There were skibbity slices of researchers everywhere. Lathan, thank you for your first don't know of today's stream. Make sure to grab yourself some llama roast over at the commissary on your way back. If there was an anomaly that technically would be able to alter the time continuum of reality, not going forward but backwards, what could happen? So essentially, let's say for the sake of argument, if you just reverse the time stream of a universe, then I assume everything would just be like on rewind, going backwards. And so causality is reversed. And a reverse causality avalanche would obviously just go all the way back to the Big Bang because, and then that reality would be unmade. Because if there were something that started that would unreverse it, it would have happened. So unless someone in that universe was clever enough to preemptively do a continuum unreversing procedure. If no one was smart enough to do that in the first place, then reality would just unwind back to the Big Bang and everything would start over. Or never happen. Probably start over. But now that you mention it, that's a really good point. Chronology, departments, Dr. Time. It's not spelled T-I-M-E, it's spelled T-H-Y-M-E like the seasoning. It's just a weird coincident he works in chronology. So Dr. Time, please prep a time continuum unreversing procedure for tomorrow. Because that's as soon as possible time on your schedule I can see. And just trust me on this. Good. Thank you for suggesting that, Lathan. Very good for reality, not unspooling. Site 42 staff, we currently have 236 likes and 525 viewers. So let's hit that like button staff and get that like button above the viewer count. There's SCP-4205 at my window. Oh no, Andre. I don't know what 4205 is so I can't tell you how to defend yourself. I don't know if you've mentioned this one before but normally I don't remember a number unless I've been exposed to that anomaly as database number, number, number of times. Is a visually perceived cognitive hazardous anomaly. Oh, I remember this one has the computer screen. I remember that much about the format. Yeah, very pretty article. Love that for them. Oh my Lord, there's like 70 files. More D, lol. That's what it says when you click the first one. We may be researchers here but we still like to have fun. Amber-colored eyes appearing primarily within the translucent or semi-tune with some paint of any window like structure. Oh, oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute, there's a short about this. There's a live action SCP short about this. The series is called SCP Redacted. They are a friend of the channel here on YouTube. And if you go to SCP Redacted series by I believe it's lot one productions, then episode five, the season finale is SCP 4205. So, you should watch all of the episodes because they're all pretty good. But funny, you bring up 4205 at this time when I remember that. But also I'm sorry because it seems it only leaves when you are, so good luck, Andre. Make sure to grab a couple of apples by the commissary for your sanity. Dr. Sherman, do you have a skincare routine if you do what you want to do? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Do you have a skincare routine if you do what is it? Yes, number one skin, just basic skincare routine. You wear sunscreen when you go out because the sun is the biggest thing that makes you look aged. So get a moisturizer that has sunscreen. Just that's phase one. Phase two, shower and wash your face regularly. Get a decent face wash because body wash is too harsh for your face. Stay hydrated, drink water and exercise. Nothing keeps you looking young and youthful like a healthy body. So don't work out for weight loss or anything. It's not a big deal. Just minor strength training and cardio and you will look youthful well on. I am 37 years old and people mistake me for my 20s very often because I've been teaching dance for 17 years and it makes you age like a vampire. I actually look like I'm in my 30s now because I got the goatee but if you look at my older videos, I look like a child. Not a fashion channel or anything but as an artist who's on camera all the time, I'm happy to help you with my knowledge so that your skincare and videos are better later on. Lathen, thank you for your next don't know to the stream. Make sure to get yourself some, what are some L foods? Latkes, get yourself some latkes over at the commissary. I'm just curious by chance that you have a dream last night that may or may not have been almost in a labyrinth like dimension similar to the infinity staircase. No, no, that was not my dream last night. My dream involved a fishing pole, a $10 bill and Dr. Clef getting really mad and grabbing a gun before I woke up. So I'm glad I woke up from that one. Maboos, we found a screaming tree. All right, I clarify this every so often, I'm clarifying it here. All trees scream in real life, not in SCP world in real life. All trees make noises on a frequency we can't hear. They do scream in pain when you cut them. That is we know that, that is science. The problem with four, five, two, one, it's the only one that's not screaming. Why? We don't know, but that's weird. And unlike most anomalies where we study it and we don't try to break the anomaly because we wanna keep studying it, I just know we need this tree to scream. It just, it's not right, but it will scream. We will make that happen. I believe in the Site 42 staff and I believe in us. Us being myself and y'all. Four, five, two, one is not screaming, but it will. What do you think of SCP-111, the dragon snails? Yeah, they're pretty cool. Basic anomalous entity. Oh, okay, I'm running late, my appointment's coming, so I've gotta sign this off quick. So as always, I say the SCPs that are my favorites at the end of the stream. Remember, these are not the SCPs I wrote because those are mine and I wrote them, so obviously I like them. That's cheating. If you wanna see my SCPs though, as well as hit all the support links for becoming a patron or a channel member, you can do that at the link in the description of any of our videos, beacons.ai slash site 42. So go check that out so that you can support Site 42 and also see my articles. Much appreciated in advance. Help us get that big honking studio. That way we can have really cool videos from now on. But my favorite SCPs that aren't mine are SCP-3999, SCP-3043, SCP-008-J, SCP-Spooky-J, SCP-5175, SCP-5031, and SCP-5320. One more time that we're sighting, so I hope you got your pens ready. SCP-3999, SCP-3043, SCP-008-J, SCP-Spooky-J, SCP-5175, SCP-5031, SCP-5320. Those are Dr. Sherman's SCPs. Go check them out along with mine. Hit the support links. We thank you in advance. And this has been another Dr. Sherman's office hours. Stay safe out there cadets. Secure, contain, protect. If you're lost, you can look and you will find me. Time after time. If you fall, I will catch you. I'll be waiting. Time after time. If you're lost, you can look and you will find me. Time after time. If you fall, I will catch you. I will be waiting. Time after time. Time after time. Time after time.