 It's a good thing I'm jacked because my dick is two inches. It's very small. What? Yes sir! Yes sir! Yes sir! Do those fucking dishes! You do those fucking dishes. Matt made his food today and he left the pan right there and after he got done making his fucking food he said, Kaley, will you clean this up for me? I guess what I did. You cleaned it up? She definitely didn't say that she wasn't gonna clean it. She goes, what'd you say? You go, of course I will! Oh shit! I was kidding. I was totally joking. I'm a nice human being. You are a queen. Sorry you didn't win the genetic lottery. Okay? At birth it was heads or tails. You either get heads, male or tails, female. And you lost! You lost! I don't know what to say. Tell him. You don't treat me well and I feel like... Yeah, tell him. I feel like we need to end it. Alright, it's domestic violence time. I shouldn't say that. No, you shouldn't. At what point do I get demonetized? Would you ever get demonetized? I don't think I'd get demonetized for that because they'd have to see that clip. Mr. YouTube man, if you have seen this clip, please. Sorry. I have so many children to feed. He's joking. I have so many children and so many wives I just can't afford to get this. Financial loss. Let's do it, boy. I'm holding the camera by my cock. You actually are. Pretty cool. Alright, Matt's gonna go put on a shirty shirt. A shirty shirt! We're filming assumptions today. It says peace is power and I keep getting roasted. I've been cooking. I've been cooking. But he bought me the shirt, so go buck yourself. Anyway, let's do it. Jokes on me, honestly. Yo, boys, actually check these out. I got these from Nike. Nike.com. They just came out. Check out my cock and my balls. Tell me these ain't fire, though. Your hair and your butt. I also got this from Nike. Both kind of fire. Why would I say that? Don't touch my ass. I want it. We asked you boys to drop some assumptions of us on Instagram. We both posted it, so we're gonna go through some of the best ones right now. Kaylee's been getting aggressive. Got a good assumption to start this out. You're a simp and you let her smash you, boy pizza. What do you have to say about that? What is your opinion? Tell me I am not the fucking CEO of Simp Nation. I think you are. What's simp again? You really think I'm a simp? Do you think I would ever simp? Actually, I have something to say about that. You are a simp. I have something to say about that. What do you have to say about that? I just read an assumption and it says, I assume that Kaylee has the balls in the relationship. You want to see me fuck him up? You want to see my nuts out now? Kaylee will say things and I go, okay Kaylee, provide one example of that happen. I don't know. This isn't fair. This isn't fair. You're not allowed to say that. I like this one. You guys have never had sex. Correct. Under that says, Matt looks like the guy who doesn't know sports but drinks Gatorade. That's fucked. And then under that is a Kaylee drinks boxed wine. That is so true. I thought that was really funny. Bro, she literally had a thing of boxed wine sitting on the fridge for so long. But it's not Francia, okay? Francia? Yeah, I know. But it's a good quality wine. So go fuck yourself. I don't know. Aggressive, right? My God. The next assumption and I assume you get put in the dungeon at least four to eight hours a day. Tell them how often you actually spend in the dungeon. 30 minutes. 12 hours. What's the right answer here? Someone goes, why isn't Kaylee in the dungeon? It's past 5 p.m. He fucking texted me the other day. How'd you get your phone in the dungeon? Assumption number four. What's it say? You actually have a bigger bra than me. A bigger bra? Tell me Kaylee is not packing. I got a pretty good stuff. She's packing 12. Dungeon master and his dishwasher. Am I right or am I right? To let you know, we just did a thing today where I did the top half of the dishes, she did the bottom half. It was actually, and he brought it out. It was cute. He was like, I'll do the top half and we played about it. And we do the same thing with videos. I record and then Kaylee edits and does the thumbnail. No we don't. No it doesn't happen. It doesn't. My amazing editors do the editing by the way. Do you guys see it now? It's your sin. Assumption. Gold digger. You, I know you are. Me. Yeah. Well, where the fuck's the gold then? I'm the breadwinner. I'm the breadwinner. I make all the money. I pay all the bills. I take dinner. I don't do any of that. Kaylee, I thought we talked about this. This is a no cap zone. I don't like, I don't, we are the no cap zone. And yeah, I'm a gold digger right now. Kaylee just wants to cut that out. Yeah, we're gonna cut that out. This is probably one of my favorite bits. We're definitely gonna cut that out, right? Yeah. You and Matt are actually step bro and step sis. I actually dye my hair brown at the top to make it look like we're not related. You know what I mean? Why don't you lead the jokes today? Lead the jokes. You are an alpha male and control a female. Yes or no? No. You are an alpha male. Did we not agree that this was the no cap zone? Yeah, this is the no cap zone. Cap zone's over there. But this is the no cap zone. Fuck! Oh, this is a funny one. I assume that sucks toes. Matt, you are secretly in a love triangle with Bella and your boy Pizza. Well then, where does Kaylee come in? Is it a love square? Who am I? Am I just your buddy? You're just my buddy. I'm your buddy. Just my buddy. Everyone's comments that. You guys remember the video where I said this? Okay, bud. Thank you. Apple. There was a video where I said, there's a certain thing that Kaylee ate being called and it was And it bleeped. And it bleeped. We bleeped and you can see what my mouth said. Everybody guessed correctly. I guess, but it was hilarious. Because you like to enunciate your words. Oh, yeah. As opposed to not enunciating them, how am I supposed to do? Not pronounce my words? What? Rules are actually reversed. She has been telling you to go to the dungeon to hop camera. This is so true. And I'm so glad we're finally coming clean. Oh, God. It feels good. If you just take a step out and realize, like, what the fuck we are talking about? We are talking about a dungeon. Where I lock you in. Yeah. Because you are being bad. Yeah. And you have to stay there. And it's like. It's like this joke that you're in the dungeon. And it's now an iconic joke of, like, you. Iconic. I love that outfit. Yo, what up, boys? How we doing, boys? Hey, boys only. No more females. No more females in this video. Hey, boys. I want you. Ow. Fucker. I want you boys to find the nicest better ass cheeks in your school. Give them a good look tomorrow, all right? Mr. Principal, he's staring at my ass cheeks. Mr. Principal's like, oh, well, I did too many. You guys look like the type that would go into a Walmart and Farp. What is happening? Abuse pigs said he hit your girl from the back. That's why it gets abused every day. You both take massive shits and send pics of your. It's disgusting. Primarily eye contact. You want to make some right now on camera? I'm not going to do it. Matt is definitely the submissive in the relationship. I love all these fucking girls. This is bold. I'm going to read you every single one that I will see. Okay? The most wholesome, virgin, non-juking cuties ever. You guys have premarital sex. Sisters. You guys have never hold hate. I have a better relationship with RPOPgzoneBubble than I do with Kailey. Honestly, I've shown you RPOPgzoneBubble before, haven't you? I don't know. I have. She doesn't know about RPOPgzoneBubble. Matt probably smells like a wet dog. Why have I heard that so often? Do I have a wet dog type of vibe to any of you? You don't at all. I'm insecure now. Fuck! Someone commented on a video that it always looks like I get out of the shower right when we film. Shut up, bitch. Shut up. Shut your mouth. Ah, don't punch me. You're gonna be fucked up. Now do the dishes. Okay, do it. And look at that. The video is now all ogre. It's all ogre now. You're my swamp now. I already said it's all ogre. The last one was, um, Kailey's the big spoon. There are a few times. Boys, beat that ass. Obviously the first time you caught it with a girl, you're the big spoon. Alpha male. Dominant position. Tell me it ain't the nicest shit in the world to just lay there. Yes, sir. And fucking spoon it up. You're fucking cappin'. Oh, that's a big fan of that one. Did you, um, clean the house now? Yeah, let's go. Let's do it together. What? Equality. I am the goat, baby. Yeah, you are. What does goat stand for? Raidest of all time, but... Who the fuck? Goodbye.