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Well jobs finished. Yes I know that Zoe doesn't have a Y. I like the Y. Fuck off about the Y. A big slightly homo hug to everyone who helped write the lyrics /v/ and /pol/ with the lion's share. The Fry rises my friends. Spread the embers to every corner of the internet.
Lyrics:
[Intro]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Zoe Quinn please fess up?
I repeat, will the real Zoe Quinn please fess up?
We're gonna have a problem here
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a tumblr hoe before
My jaws all on the floor like five guys had just stuck in a minute before
And started fucking my face worse than before
their first so my jowls were sore as a plump 5 buck whores (licky)
It's the start of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding”
“They didn't just post what I think they did, did they?”
And Kotaku said... nothing, you idiots!
Kotaku's dead, so is Gawker and reddit (rekt)
Feminist women love Zoe Quinn
Zigga zigga zigga “Zoe Quinn, I'm fond of xim.”
“Look at xir, walking around licking Phil's you-know-what
Fucking you-know-who," "yeah, and she lied 5 times too"
Yeah, I probably got a couple rings up in my ass loose
But that's because of me and Josh Boggs in his wife's bedroom
Sometimes, I just get on tumblr and just let loose, but can't
so I pass a game off as good and let the bans loose
Tumblr's having fits, and leddit's getting pissed.
And if the shills are lucky, 4chan will get blamed for this
'Cause no-one wants to think what started this whole hissyfit
It's not about some bitch but corrupted journalists.
Of course they're gonna hide all of their sources,
Shills ride in on horses, just to say "You're safe now, M'lady"
"We ain't nothing but scandals.." Well, nobody's respectful
We coerce other people into blowing our manhoods [SLURP]
But if they can hump gamer girls and misanthropes
Then there's no reason that a dev and critic can't mutually grope
[skinny privilege SFX]
But if you feel the way I feel I got the antidote
Let's fucking stream roll this
[TRIGGER WARNING]
Here we go!
2x
Well I fuck lamers and yes, I screwed the gamers but I get free campaigners so it's a no brainer
now won't the real Zoey Quinn, please fess up, please fess up, please fess up
Totalbiscuit don't gotta cuss in his posts in order to argue.
Well, I do; so fuck him and fuck you too (mostly you, though).
You think we give a damn about the whoring?
Half the critics don't even play the games , yet 10/10 scoring
But Anon, what if we win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so they can push the portrayal of gays and queers?
So they still profiteer off of tumblr's tears?
Shit, all these journalists better end their careers
So I can go play games that put gameplay first.
And not have them subject to the latest feminist outburst.
Zoe Quinn, lied about the patriarchy.
"Yeah, they've got proof, but I'm a woman, right? hee-hee"
I should download her vile nudes all for free
And show the whole world she gave her boyfriend VD
I'm sick of you little white knight groups, all you do is avoid news
So I have been sent here to destroy you.
And there's a million of them just like her.
Corrupt like her, dying to get fucked like her.
Set up like her, gunna act it up like her.
An imposter using her "strong female figure"
2x
Well I fuck lamers and yes, I screwed the gamers but I get free campaigners so it's a no brainer
now won't the real Zoey Quinn, please fess up, please fess up, please fess up
I'm like a nightmare to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your weenie out inside your living room
The only difference is I got small tits and hate it
In front of ya'll and I gotta be false and mislead everyone jsut to stall
I just get on twitter and spit it
And whether they like to admit it [uguu~] I just fuck
Better than ninety percent of gamers girls out can
Then you wonder why beta males eat up these Tweets like they're sweets.
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the industry flirting
Pinching dude's asses when I'm at wedding processions
And I'm circling, why would all these hatboxers just get their lessons?
[I win button]
And every single person is a Nate Grayson lurking
He could be at Rock, Paper Shotgun, dissing real gamin'
[HACK!]
Or in the convention hall, pimpin'
Screaming “I need a good fuck!”
With his pants down and review scores up
So, will the real Zoe please fess up?
And ram 5 of your fingers up Robin's butt?
And be proud to be outta your league and unethical
And one more lie, loud as you can, how does it go?
4x
Well I fuck lamers and yes, I screwed the gamers but I get free campaigners so it's a no brainer
now won't the real Zoey Quinn, please fess up, please fess up, please fess up
Ha ha
Guess there's a fire in all of us.
Let's all rise.
