 that's so bad hey guys we wanted to tell you how excited we are about the launch of our patreon oh my gosh you guys get like an exclusive season and you can watch me eat tacos and pizza and what he means by that is you can have a virtual lunch with us oh yeah and yeah hi everyone we're excited because we can launch an exclusive season just just for you just for you guys just for patreon people so we hope you'll go over and support us it's uncensored stuff it's an exclusive season never seen before you also get a podcast and in the podcast we talk about anything and everything while we're having some drink yeah well we're having some martinis and we are just chilling and really excited about being able to give you guys this kind of behind-the-scenes content what else is the day did we mention the ride along yeah you can do a ride along with us too I get tons and tons of emails asking if you can do a ride along you can if you are a patreon follower so oh my god come spend the day with us come hang out tacos body shots yeah you know those guys yeah all those kind of things anyway so all that good stuff we're gonna you know raw uncensored we're gonna get raw is Kyle married almost almost almost married but I flirt like a lot yeah let's see raw oh my god it's pretty cool I'm impressed with it and you know what the coolest thing about patreon is is that YouTube is actually making their business a hundred times growth of what it could be because YouTube sensors so much stuff that a lot of creators are putting everything over there Kyle you look like Chris Clemens I don't even know who that is I don't either but I'm sure he's as good-looking as I am yes and probably as narcissistic tell everybody how fat you are when you started working here oh my god I don't remember was I 260 pounds no not when you started working here yeah have you not seen my first that's that's when I was no I was 300 pounds when I first started keto yes I used to be 300 okay he was 260 when he started here so this and I had hair when I started here like I look at pictures on my Facebook and I'm like because I had a full head of hair a year ago so what he's telling you is this job is so stressful you will lose your hair but you will lose your weight too so if you want to lose a few pounds come work for us can we answer questions yeah I can't read them that fast what job where are in the new episode okay so in 20 minutes are strangers coming up to the office strangers in 20 minutes we are going to a giant horde that apparently died in right yeah I got the call on this one okay tell them about it so we're going to a horn it's a one bedroom one bath apparently she died in the middle of it we have to be completely suited up for respirators she wasn't found for weeks so I'm hoping Sammy kill I'm hoping that we can actually go in and do a live video from there yeah so we will if you can yeah we will ask and see if we can so if we can we'll let you guys know because that is a cool job I mean it's I call it a two-for-one it's a two-for yeah I mean so it's actually the landlord that we're helping out in this matter so we are in our office right now and yes that is Sammy the rescue dog she's trying to kill people yeah every time the doorbell rings I say kill kill she runs to the door and then she walks away it looks for food yeah and then just throw her a steak and she's yeah she's totally patreon link thank you it's patreon.com slash crime scene cleaning so very similar to YouTube and stop picking your nose go no it was fake how would you go about getting into clean bodies we don't do that so I would contact a funeral home and see if you can start a body transport company yeah I mean you could do that look contact the local morgue things like that they're always looking for what are those people called body transport morticians well no the when you go to work but you don't get paid for the work interns interns thing interns one of us has to have the brains Jesus Christ I at least I have oh here we go again the narcissist is in the fucking house yes okay now we don't have a location in Virginia Kyle you're the sweetest thing ever clearly she doesn't know you rude there's always a brainy one and always a pretty one it's weird though that I happen to be both it's so strange dikes on bikes here we go uh okay what are the questions new employee just walk out I actually just had an employee walk out a couple of months ago when I was doing a yeah remember yeah he went to the one job never came back yeah then he tried to get another job and use this as a reference oh yeah that's not that's that's that happens all the time actually every hi from Portland Oregon I love Portland oh my god oh hello from the UK how old are you both Kyle's 84 just kidding he's 29 and three quarters he's getting ready to go into the dirty 30s and 46 has anyone thrown up during a job yes one franchisee no I just did you threw up yeah oh my god he didn't tell me that because I would have made fun of him what happened so when I had to unclog the bottom of the boat from this oh my god you threw up on that yeah wow Kyle is not single he's engaged I am engaged thank you that I I don't look 46 she's lying she got those four and six I am single though um single and ready to mingle thank you yeah um wow I didn't know you threw up I'm never let you live that down does Kyle puke rainbows yes he does yeah and I shit glitter yes he shits glitter too I have some fucking oh for more lando South Africa that's pretty fucking awesome hello he doesn't even know where that is South Africa Orlando the Patreon page is patreon.com slash crime scene cleaning girl you won't be single for long yes I am um you guys have good chemistry I know um too many smells and she's really soft hi from Florida we love you I've always wanted to go to LA I've always wanted to go to Florida oh yeah paradise paradise it's actually uh it's actually the only nice time of the year let's see it is 82 degrees out right now so everybody from up north we are sending you some heat because holy crap I saw you guys get hammered from this what is the worst job you've done I'm gonna guess that he's gonna say the one that he just puked on yeah the suicide on a boat where he rotted in the sun yeah so he rotted in the sun and got stuck in the build I think that's what that's called right so I'm not a boat person is it called the build the bottom part yeah so underneath like one is called the bow the bow is at the top right I had to unscrew it drain it and then I had to take a stick and unclog it because he got clogged and stuck inside of it and so the moral of the story is please don't die on a boat it's really a pain in the ass and the suicide is never the answer who listens to Marilyn Manson it's been a while when I used to I don't think I've ever listened to him but I did love Marilyn Manson on that show uh with the bikers um sons of anarchy that was a freaking great show I love that show how did Kyle get involved okay so involved with what Spauldron I didn't hire Kyle no and I begged for my job I never even met him uh until after he worked like two jobs yeah yeah so I I got certified back in 2009 and I lived in a small town Brayden Tucky um I actually lived in Braydenton um and uh so I mean of course there was a need for it but Tampa's right here so nobody ever fucked with Tampa and we're the best um so I moved up here and as soon as I moved up here I literally harassed them for my job because they're like fuck you we don't like you and I'm like fuck you I've never said that just for the record I never even interviewed him so no I didn't meet you for like a month yeah someone else in our office hired him and um he has been a great hire yeah kind of he's all right we tell each other to fuck off at least once a week yeah yeah yeah he's a little slow for 29 oh my god yeah but you know we taller yeah let's see Laura you're a very special woman to provide can we stop weekend your service in the police and now by doing the job you're doing now oh thanks this is way better this is way better I did not like uh I'm well let's put it this way I'm so glad I'm not in law enforcement anymore because it is like a war on law enforcement I'm so glad was the boat filmed you know that's a great question because I flip and told him to do that so I filmed the first part of the boat and then I filmed the first part of the boat that was it and I was like I was like all right I have to just get this yeah so we have a beginning of the boat but we have no end no he got back uh to Tampa and I wanted to cut him because he missed a great job but but why did you pick this job Kyle oh I picked the job because I don't like because he can't get hired anywhere else and we were desperate my god because I got too fat to do porn really so it was kind of one of those things yeah see he couldn't get a job anywhere else well oh let's see um it's hard to get a job doing no it's not hard at all you have to have empathy be physically fit and have a good attitude that's it you have to be able to leave work at work because I don't do that definitely not too fat for that oh do you guys ever do you guys ever take bugs home no no we don't so we pretty much delights ourselves after every job um we always bring an extra change of clothes that's an awesome question nobody's ever asked you know what though I have found infestation of roaches in our trucks yes you know what from the furniture yeah from the carpet and ants we have done yeah so let's see uh that was gross because let me tell you this situation I freaking hate roaches and I was driving the van one day and I felt something on my leg and it was a roach crawling up my leg and I freaking almost crashed the truck and we adopted from yes we actually had three yeah three people that I had to um what do you call it bribe yeah I paid this lady a hundred dollars and then another hundred dollars to get her to release the animals and actually that is our um first podcast talking about that she threatened my life I had to go to court it was insane and I stayed out but I saved the dog so I don't give a shit yeah I was I stayed out of it I was on vacay yeah in New York with my sister yes we're wanting to expand to Tennessee we actually get quite a bit of meth labs in Tennessee I mean oh if you guys live in Texas we have like four locations in Texas Austin Dallas in Houston I look like Abby Lee from dance moms I don't know how does your fiance feel about your work um usually I walk in and he immediately says oh you cleaned up a dead guy go take a fucking shower yeah exactly because it stinks how about LA um we don't have anybody there right now we're using subcontractors um can we be best friends yay love maggots hate roaches I hear you you should have seen what happened when I when a spider crawled in front of me on the dashboard he's a little bitch guys I threw that bitch in park I almost blew the whole thing up it was pretty bad he almost wrecked the transmission on the thing maggots are our friends and my best employees no workers come they don't call in sick and they work 24 seven I'm like some people yeah no no all right have you ever done a job at Okeechobee Okeechobee Florida yeah I think so I can't remember I think it was a suicide I'm in Houston apply at the Houston location any locations in New Orleans no but I would love to travel out there oh you know what we'll be in New Orleans in March for a franchisee convention meetup so if you want to meet up let us know oh yeah by we I mean yeah I didn't even go to the last no he did um oh my gosh okay my brother has eight meth labs in Tennessee excellent I need to be your brother's bff sell it before I get there though found you on insta kyle oh snap insta kyle what's that insta IG IG instagram are you at the top or bottom or that was directed at you no damn well that's not are you all coming to Dallas we already have a location in Dallas how's the house looking oh my god okay I need to do a separate video on this house the pet cemetery house you guys are not gonna believe what happens and uh because I have to go to this decon oh right now we have to go I can't get into it but I'm gonna make another video for you because you guys are not gonna believe what happened to this house I'm actually headed there tomorrow to um rough some shit up I'm not he's not he's not so thank you guys I hope um the message came clear on patreon we're super excited about it so I will do another video on pet cemetery I promise and give you an update but we gotta go and we will do it live if we can from this horde slash decon yes so if you see something from us in about uh 35 to 45 minutes we're on a scene yeah we're on a scene so check it out because it might not be long but I'll give you the goods okay thanks guys bye