 I'm not gonna do it this long, I'm feeling lazy today. I'm feeling, I'm feeling lazy today. I don't feel like blowing your ears out today, chat. I'm gonna be nice. We're here. We're here. We're here. We are here, chat. Quick little explanation. All right, I want content and I've been thinking about things I can do trying to think of some more Spider-Man videos that I could make. One thing I've never done that I feel like will help me get some ideas going is play some Spider-Man games that I haven't fully played before. And this is one of them. Fake fit. Guys, I was a Nintendo kid, okay? I only had a GameCube and all this other shit. I tried to play this game all my life, okay? I would try to get it on PC through all the fucking pirating sites. I couldn't get it to work. Chat, I just didn't have a PlayStation when I was a kid. At least not when I was competent enough to understand how important playing this game would be. My dad had a PlayStation with this game on it when I was like three and I got so fucking pissed off trying to learn the controls that... Chat, okay, fuck you guys. Actually, fuck you. It's not my fault. Fucking bitch, that's why I'm playing it right now. You guys are being dickheads. I'm just kidding. I'm not actually mad at my chat. I'm just, we're ribbing, we're ribbing. All right, enough talk. Guys, I'm gonna become a real fan. I'm gonna play this game. I'm not no fucking pussy. I'm not fucking playing on kid mode. I don't like that. I don't like that the creepy old man voices come out when you say kid mode. I don't like that. It makes me, I feel like if I was a child, I wouldn't pick kid mode. I'd get, hold on. Bro, I feel like Venom's trying to put me in the back of the van with some candy. Kid mode. What the fuck is happening? Okay, all right, all right. I don't wanna play it on hard because I know the camera in this game is fucking bullshit. I feel like if I get normal, right? I'm gonna be moderately pissed off and I don't know if I can handle moderate, you know what, let's do moderately pissed off. Let's do it. Knollogy is the light that will cut through the darkness when humanity conforms to a single truth. Oh my God, he's not even fucking bull cut head anymore. He's fucking trapezoid head. We can't use that Spidey quip anymore. You can't make fun of him for having a bull cut. That is not a bull cut. They must have used a fucking low poly bowl. Oh, Reno Romano. I've seen this cut scene a couple of times. I've seen, I think I've seen at least all the cut scenes. I've just never, ooh, sorry. My goat, my goat, my goat's on the stage. Everybody shut up, bro. I don't care about anything else. Sus. I'm sorry, the stream just started. The content brain's not going yet. Oh, see it, chump. Yeah! Bro, I don't care if he's committing crime, dude. He looked awesome. Oh, Nora's in the chat, synth voice network. Damn, Jameson, holy shit. Oh, yeah, I know exactly why. I know exactly why Nora loves this game. I love how blue he is. Venom's not blue enough. Venom is like, I'm not gonna lie, in a perfect world, Venom is blue. And nobody cares. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. So Doc Ock is working with Carnage. In what world does that make any sense? Excuse me. Oh my God, they're, I forgot about this. I forgot that they fucking gassed the streets. Everybody that was on the street of New York just now is dead. There are millions of bodies lying in the street right now, bro, they've been gassed. I can't with this, bro. New York air is already shitty enough. Look what they've fucking done. Oh, fuck. And now we're dealing with a bank height? Okay, all right, all right, hold on, hold on. There's a lot of shit going on. Oh. It's just the beginnings, Spidey fans. So get ready for a true superhero action, with roughs and chills, twists and turns. More supervillains than you can shake a web ad out of web slinging wallcrop. Sorry, I had to let him talk all the way through, bro. Moment of silence. Dude, I met Stan Lee. I don't know how many of y'all I've told that, but I have a fucking signed picture I drew when I was a kid. Stan Lee's fucking signature on it. Okay, oh fuck. Oh, this feels so great to control. This feels so much fun to control. Kai didn't see my dono. My bad, my bad. We're kind of in the opening segment of the game. I'm gonna read it out now. Let me get all my ducks in order chat, hold on. Hey Kai, you should play the PC or Dreamcast version, said Spidey does stuff with the 14 czar. Thank you, I appreciate that. I'm playing it on a PS1 emulator right now. Shut the fuck up, Reno! Drop the mic with the 199, oh hell not. They got J. Jonah Polygon. Thank you so much for the two. Okay, we're gonna get back into it. Oh fuck me, man. I really don't wanna run around with this. Gotta get to that bank. Reno, please bro, let me mourn. Let me mourn. What is this? Oh! Oh! Oh shit. What the fuck kinda bullfuckery is this? What the, what the fuck did he just do? He's got webhands now, okay. Gotta get to that bank. My bad chat, oh my god. This feels like fucking driving a wet hot dog down the street, dude. If you press enough, you can swing to it. Press the jump button and then press and hold the R2 button while in the air to swing. Black Cat, what the fuck are you talking about? I hate, I think it's so funny when fucking video game characters talk about fucking buttons and shit. Okay. Okay, I got it, look at that. Holy shit, bro, I could be a kid in the 90s. And I got some web cartridges, bitch. All right, where am I going? Dude, I know my dad was fucking going crazy on this game and the fucking 90s dog. Oh! I almost fucking fell. I almost fucking fell into the fart cloud below. Hold it, spider. He doesn't look friendly. You can kick, punch, or use your web attacks to get past this guy. Thank you, Black Cat. I forgot how to do that shit. Okay, punch. Whoa! They jumping me. Not yet, actually. All right. Oh, dude, I'm gonna hate fucking having to do this for the rest of this game. Maybe I'll get used to it. I mean, I played the fucking, I played through Spider-Man 1. I'm already kind of getting the hang of it. It's just that Spidey feels super fucking, oh. Okay, I almost died just now trying to freestyle. I got a little too fucking saucy. Fuck you. All right. Okay, I didn't mean for him to do that, but that actually helps me. Okay. All right. Oh! I thought I fell again. Dude, I'm tweaking out, man. This game is fucking insane. I can't even look down. Oh. Oh. Okay, there he is. I need to make it so I can use the joystick instead of the fucking D-pad. I'm controlling this with the D-pad right now, chat. I'm really fucking, I'm really holding out out here. This game is fucking something. Third cash or select payment type. I'll let that one read out. Drop the mic donated $1.99 through Super Chat. Dockhawk Dagon. Thank you. Yes, don't fall in the mustard gas. I will not fall in the mustard gas. Thank you for the donut. Oh, he can't do the fucking web crawl thing that he can do in Spider-Man 1, oh, I killed that man. I actually fucking murdered that man in cold blood. How do they expect people to race motherfuckers in this game? I could not imagine doing a high-speed chase with these controls. Holy fuck. How did Bro get the game? I'm playing it on a PS1 emulator. And of course, I actually bought the game, you know. And put it in my computer. I mean my PS1, my PS1. We're streaming the PS1 to my computer. Totally. Kai, why the fuck are you using the D-pad? I don't know. I accidentally set it up wrong. Use the control stick. I'm on an Xbox controller dog. I'm on an Xbox controller dog. Here, let me, next time I get to a save point, I'll see if I can like stop at any point and just fuck with the controls real quick. Cause I just need to rebind them, but I don't think the emulator can be open while I do that. I'm using EPSXE. Leave, they shot down those police choppers. Yeah, just my luck. I'll probably get blamed for that, too. Is that the bank ahead? Yes. Oh my God, Black Cat looks like a fucking Shakespearean nightmare. I hate it. The robbers on top of the bank. What the fuck even is this? It's the heads up, Cat. Oh my, they couldn't have even given her her mask? Why is she running around maskless? I think that's the same face model they used for Mary Jane in this game, right? They just reused it on Black Cat. She looks like a fucking, I don't even know. She horrifies me. What am I looking at here, man? Oh, you motherfucker, you know I gotta go over there. Yeah, I've never even played this game. Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now. Give me that amazing fantasy comic, bitch. I got it. Ugh, okay, I'm so scared that I'm gonna fucking miss cause he can only do two swings, can he? They actually gave her the mask on the Dreamcast version, I believe. Thank you, shevenim. I didn't know that. I guess I got the fucking version where she looks like a fucking, I don't even know. I don't even know. She looks like a skin walker in this game. Spider-Man! Shut the fuck up! Jesus! Oh my lord. I can't have shit in this house. All right, what the fuck am I looking at? Boom, dickhead. Boom, dickhead. Oh fuck. These motherfuckers have guns. What am I supposed to do, bro? Oh, can I shoot a web at him? Fuck, I forgot what the web button was. Okay, what is it? There we go, gotcha. Okay, so do not take, okay, I fucking missed. Come on, spray on his ass. Oh, nevermind. Oh, okay, we go right in. No question to, okay, save game. Yes. All right, all right, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, I can put in a name. Yeah, let's not put in my real name. Let's fucking go straight to the Sona dog. There we go. Yup. Okay. It says save completed. I might, why is bro mad at Spidey just talking? Because I'm supposed to be talking, dude, and Spider-Man keeps cutting me off. All right, let me, let me. Excuse me, guys, my bad. I'm gonna fuck with the settings real quick so I can get the control stick to work, my bad. Let me fix it real quick, chat, my bad. We're gonna take a quick five second breather. Where the fuck is my shit at? Hold on, hold on, almost got it. Okay, it's showing me a fucking, it's showing me the D-pad, that's why I fucking put it in wrong because it showed me a D-pad on screen so I thought I was fucking putting in the inputs for the D-pad, nah. Those were the inputs for the goddamn fucking, all right, let's see it. Are we back? Are we back? Are we back? Are we back? Are we back? Wrong screen. Are we back? Are we back? We're so back. We're so back, bitch. All right, here we go. Nope, not the mode I wanted to do. Okay. Oh, I got so scared it was lost. Woo, all right, back to it. Hi Kai, hi Beetlejuice. I wanted to say hi to my members. Well I hope they don't mind if I make a quick deposit. Oh, see, okay, that feels way better now that I can use the, Oh! I've got company. You fucking saw my ass, okay. Really? Fucking do you? You make it look like you're fucking walking around with the shit up your ass. Fucking goddamn talking about, I make this look easy. Will you shut the fuck up? Do you know what I'm controlling you on? Oh, okay, that took him out instantly. Holy shit. I can't web him from a distance. Yeah, hit his ass with a ball. Bam. Yeah, fuck you dickhead. All right. Dude, I feel like I'm fucking controlling a crab. Like crab man. The way this man always fucking skitters around when I have to look at him. He's off 12 Vicodin. Oh shit. That really hurt me more than it hurt. Looks like that. All right, there we go. Controls the security door. This was back when you had to manually load your save data Kai. Yeah, I'm not that old guys. I'm not that old. I'm not PS1 old. Well, yeah, no, I'm definitely not that old. And zip straight to the ceiling by pressing R1. Okay, Spider-Man. Aware he's in a video game. Oh right, that should probably be where I go. My fucking stupid ass. All right, here we go. Who? Looks like these switches can open the security doors. I don't remember, did they put this game on N64? God damn it. I feel like they did. Spider-Man is usually always on a Nintendo console. They definitely put this on N64 if I had to bet on it. I just don't remember. Aren't you like 20? Yeah, but like being that being said, I was born in 2003. Didn't the PlayStation 1 come out in like, had to be before 2000, right? Just a little before 2000? Not like anything crazy, but like a year or two? Okay, I hit the thing. What now? My bad chat. I'm not paying attention. I'm fucking trying to, okay, one. Okay. I'm just in the fucking office opening these stupid fucking doors. This guy's dying for his life. All right, where the fuck are these guys at? Okay, beat up another one of those gimp suit, man. What now? Okay, I'm kind of confused. Where the fuck am I supposed to go? I did the thing. I beat up the guys. Where's this dude at? Damn, this is a big ass office. Holy shit. Oh fuck. Okay, I was fucking getting so hard I pressed the pause button. Oh, okay, that helps. Kind of, no? Oh, all right. Let's try it again. I'm a little confused, guys. I need to fucking, guys, I need to become a boomer to be. Oh my God. All the way back here. I hope you don't mind if I make a quick deposit. All right. I can do it, I guess. You're gonna die right now, aren't you? Yep. Boom, his ass is fucking dead. Okay, I fucking missed. I creamed on him and then I missed all the fucking hits coming after. No pause. Oh dude, this camera's gonna, this camera's gonna be the fucking death of me, dude. I swear. Just like the movie game, Kai Get Good, chat. I do not wanna hear. I do not wanna hear a single Get Good, this entire stream. Unless you are a fucking 40-year-old man who grew up with this game or some goddamn bullshit. I don't wanna hear it because then my response is gonna be, you're old, L, and then I win. I do not wanna hear it. I'm already in full health. Do you have any Lego Spider-Man sets? That's actually a really interesting question. I fucking, I kinda struggle to, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all these switches? Do I just like, do I have to strategically open it? Oh, yeah, hell no, that's not gonna fly. What was I saying? Lego sets are kinda hard to display. You kinda have to have a space cut out for a Lego set to really be like, hey, I have a fucking Lego set up. I have a fucking Lego set up. You know what I mean? I'd love to get the Spider-Man Daily Bugle Lego set, but at the same time, that's a lot of fucking shit to have to, god damn it, he just fucking shot that man in the face. Oh, fuck, all right, we gotta do it all over again. Yeah, but you gotta have a whole fucking shelf set up for that shit. You can't just put it up like a figure, you know what I mean? And it's cool, I'm not saying Lego sets aren't cool, they're just like a, you gotta fucking be dedicated to that shit a little bit. Okay, so if I just let him, okay, webbing, just base, if you can web them up, web them up, got it. I have enough fucking web fluid to spare. You just got Boston creamed, bitch. Lego sets are too much space to display and expensive as fuck. Yeah, I feel like it's a dedication hobby. Like you have to be dedicated to that shit. Like if you really like Lego, you're gonna be buying sets to build for shit that I don't even feel like you really fuck with. You just wanna build a Lego set. Cause like everybody fucking likes building a Lego at some point. Like you really haven't lived if you haven't fucking sat down and fucking put up some Legos, brother. Oh, UberBustubs, nice to see you again. Um, so far I'm loving it. It's just that like I'm not a fucking, I'm not a goddamn boomer in the fucking turn of the century when it comes to like video game camera controls. So I'm a little fucked right now when it comes to moving around. Other than that though, I'm having a fairly fun time. It's content, you know what I mean? I feel like I'm taking you back to the past. Except I'm not fucking playing the shitty games that suck ass. Fuck yeah. You just got fucking creamed on. If I was Spider-Man, I'm not gonna lie. I can't lie to you guys. I might fucking say that to somebody. Like if I fucking webbed somebody up, I'd be like, you just got creamed on bitch. Please don't shoot. Please don't shoot. I'm so sorry. I deserve to have one of them shot for my fucking, my creemings, but like please don't. Okay. I think I did it, right? This is where they're all supposed to go. So am I missing somebody? Who am I missing? Hello? I have no clue where to go. I'm already at full health. I know! Damn! Am I fucking? Am I stupid? I swear to God. Am I supposed to touch these? Like do I have to clear them before I can get to the next? Okay, I don't wanna hear that. I don't wanna hear that. Chat. Do any of you old guys know what to do? I'm sorry. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Um. Huh. Can I do the thing where he hangs upside down? No? I can pick up an object by pressing punch and I can throw the object by pressing punch again. I'm gonna break out the window. Okay, somebody in chat said go to the elevator so I'm going to the elevator. Okay, I didn't mean to fucking. Bro, he leaves splooge marks wherever he goes. Dog. Nut on the wall. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, I was supposed to go through the elevator. My bad, my fucking stupid ass. All right. We have found out that I am not a kid who could survive in the 90s and fucking play this game. Cream on him. Yes sir. Oh yeah. Man, Spider-Man's kind of a freeloader in this game. He just sort of finds his own web cartridges lying around the city. God knows who made him. Spider-Man, can you look down for me? Okay, thank you. Why would they put you so deep in this corner with this camera? They know what the fuck I'm having to go through to. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, I was gonna fucking throw a chair at him. I was feeling myself a little too much. No, he splooged on the plant. Okay, there we go. Pick up that fucking plant. God damn it. All right, all right, all right. Oh, I have to go up for this part. Hooey! All right, let's go. Mind if I drop in? You know what? I don't even have to say anything. He makes all the jokes for me. All right, all right, no more insightful commentary. No, well actually, my commentary is not very insightful. I think my video sucks. Anyway, that's a topic for another day. Oh, what? Which direction is that guy that just came in? Oh fuck. Easiest pie. All right. Four hostages and a bomb. A bomb? Dude! Who the fuck are these dickheads? What kind of fucking bomb is that, too? Let me look up there, dude. Oh my fucking lord. They're gonna do fucking 9-11 times 12 with that fucking thing. This is kind of the shit Spider-Man has to deal with every day. I'm acting surprised, but the life of Spider-Man is kind of like stopping a 9-11 level event every week. Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Now I have to stop a 9-11 level event. Are you fucking shitting me? Okay, not bad. Oh, never mind. I webbed the wrong guy. The robbers have been taken care of, but what can I do about the bomb? Um, I don't know, splooge on it. Come on, you're a nerd, aren't you? Turn that shit off. Do I beat it up? What am I supposed to do? Oh, fucking throw the bomb. Am I supposed to take it somewhere? What do I do with this? Oh, that's not gonna do it. Okay, I'm kidding. Oh, fuck, it went down faster. Oh, shit. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing? Oh, fuck me, dude. Who? Wait a minute. Why is there like a spot carved out here? I don't know what the fuck to do, chat. Guys, 9-Eleven times two is gonna happen. I thought that thing on Twitter. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Okay, we're really cutting it close. Oh no, I shouldn't have thrown it up on the machine. I fucked it! Oh, I glitched it. 9-Eleven, baby! Oh, there it is. Ha ha ha! Okay, my bad. Vaugh! Sorry, someone in chat screaming Vaugh killed me. Oh, okay, okay. That was funny, that was funny. All right. Okay, first of all, let's get this door open first. Are you playing this on the actual PS1? No, I'm playing it on an emulator right now. I love that he still has the fly down jump move that he had in the fucking Spider-Man 1 game. That move is so useful for like, will you please shut the fuck up? The robbers have been taken care of, but what can I do about the bomb? All right, give me that goddamn thing, the Herculean hold. At this point, I can just afford to toss it, right? Yup. All right, come on, fucking Spider-Man, put your goddamn back into it. If you can fucking lift up the Hulk, you can fucking lift up that goddamn thing. All right, close it. No, 9-Eleven, guys. Not this time, guys. 9-Eleven is canceled. I'm out. All right, save my progress. Wow, so he has never really played this before? I never had the hardware to play it on when I was a kid. I played all the other ones. Come on, there's always gonna be one Spider-Man game you guys haven't played. Like, there's always gonna be that one that gets away from you, okay? I've played almost every single other one. I've played Spider-Man 1, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, Spider-Man fucking, Spider-Man goddamn Web of Shadows, Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions, Spider-Man Edge of Time, of course, all the new ones, Spider-Man on Game Boy, just haven't fucking, I hadn't had the, I didn't have the hardware to play this one when I was a kid. It's as simple as that. There's always gonna be that one that gets away from you. I have also not played Maximum Carnage. Thank you, Ty, 202. I should probably play that, too. Man, maybe that ain't so bad. I'm just kidding. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. What's over here, dude? Oh, wait, we're on a timer. Whoa! Almost fell, almost fell. Oh, what the fuck kind of shit is that? Wait a minute, how do we know that Scorpion's gonna kill J. Jonah Jameson again? I wasn't paying attention, I was reading chat. This happens to me all the time. Oh, shit. There we go. Instantly down. Oh, this camera sure is delightful. I'm not gonna get tired of this. Oh, dude. Scorpion needs to fucking take a goddamn, what's it called? He needs like one of those, almost fell, almost fucking fell. Someone get this man a mucinex, dude. I can't, why does he sound like that? Is that him? Oh, wait, no, he's not green in this game. He's blue, what the fuck is that? What is that up there? Some green shit up there. Ooh, glad I did. Yeah, the camera in this game is kind of going fucking ape shit. Have you ever played The Amazing Spider-Man in Captain America in Doctor Doom's Revenge? No, isn't that a DOS game? On DOS? How the fuck am I gonna play? I don't even know how I'm gonna play DOS. Getting this setup was like a little bit of a hassle. I don't even know what the fuck I'm gonna do for DOS. Well, it wasn't that bad actually. I just had to look up like one thing and then I had it. Okay. So what, am I going that way? What the fuck? Oh, there's more shit that has to load in. Okay, I need to hurry. I can't spend my time beating up these fucking doofuses. I have to go. There we go. All right, homestretch. Hold me, Uncle Ben. Ah! DOS box is a thing. That's true. Oh, here we go. Oh, we're doing this subplot right now, okay. Aw, man, I thought it was gonna break to the window. That would have been cool. Kyle, you making a video about this game? I might, actually, if I like it enough. I haven't fully played through. I probably will make a video about it, but it needs to be better than that Spider-Man 1 video. That video sucks, ass. I haven't refined my writing skills and I really need, okay, I need to take this fight seriously, dude. I was gonna talk about shit while I do it. Come here, dickhead. Okay. Cover him. Oh my God, I don't wanna empty out five whole cartridges on him. Holy crap. All right, that's not gonna cut it. Oh, but this will take his fucking desk, you bastard. And the chair. Oh yeah, I got his number now. Bitch. No, hold on, hold on, hold on, guys. I got one for you, I got one for you, I got one for you, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, I got one for you, chat. Mr. Scorpion, those files you asked for? Cause I threw a filing cabinet, all right. I'm just gonna have to web him up and beat the shit out of him. I was gonna throw shit out him the whole time, but that's not gonna cut it. In the middle of the ass beating? Oh my God. Give me that. Bro, that shit really just puts you on your fucking ass for like three seconds. I have one cartridge left. I have one goddamn cartridge left. I missed. He just punched me dead in my fucking mouth. It was, damn, he punched me dead in my fucking mouth and it was over after that. Jesus Christ. Can y'all hear my desktop fan? Is that loud? Okay, all right. Back to it, back to it, back to it. Why the fuck was I holding something in the cuts? All right. No more asking questions, just ass whooping. Get no scope. Long distance, ass whooping time. Bam, bam, bam. Web his ass. Bam, bam, bam. How do I give myself the web hands? Oh, Jameson was literally right behind me on that one. I'm actually doing good this time. Yeah, so just use your webs to keep him back and then, oh, fucking socked me right in my goddamn. You know, one thing I actually never minded about this Spider-Man game, I don't care that he doesn't have the webbing on him. I think he still looks cool. I think we still, I think we forget a lot of the time about how cool Spider-Man's costume is. You can literally pull off the web-less look with the Spider-Man suit, as long as you still have all the other iconography on it, you don't need the webs. That shit looks awesome still, like all without him, kinda naked. He kinda looks like a bit more of a bland superhero, but he still looks cool, I think. What the fuck is that thing? He's got Green Goblin's fucking magic finger on his tail. Right in my fucking face again. To use the web hands, you gotta press either left or right plus triangle. Okay, thank you. Okay, it's not working. It's not working still. Okay, he's fucking beating the shit out of Jameson. Oh, I'm literally down to my last fucking, I'm gonna have to throw straight hands with him. Bitch! Oh! Oh, you're just too clever for me, JJ. There he is, officers. The man behind the science expo heist. Why are you guys dressed like that? Shoot him! Ha ha ha! Okay, that was a good one. Oh yeah! I haven't got time to explain. Just tell me your side of it. I'll know if you're lying. How am I supposed to know you're the real Daredevil? What? Listen, it's true. A Spider-Man made off with Octavius' new invention, but not the Spider-Man. Daredevil! Somebody's framed me. Why? I don't know yet. Dude, I miss when Marvel could just fucking throw anybody in anything. Well, then, my PD is coming fast. That's it, you believe me? I don't have to believe you. His suit looks good too. Sometimes they fuck up some of the models in this game. Daredevil looks good. Okay, that's bullshit. He just shot a fucking web. Everybody saw that, right? He just did the swinging animation. No way. No way. Dickhead stole my whole transversal fucking method. Hornheaded bastard, bro. I hate him, I swear. I hate him, I swear. What's your favorite Spider-Man suit? It has to be the, what the fuck is happening? What the fuck is happening? Dog, what the fuck? I literally, I go through one loading screen. I go through one loading screen. I go through one loading screen. Daredevil has grappling hooks in his batons. Chat, I know, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, fuck, dude. Okay, I don't need to worry about web cartridges because I already have seven of them. Oh, fuck. I gotta get off this building, dude. Okay, I was swinging blind there for a second. I didn't know where I was going. Oh, this is so fucking insane. I literally went through one menu. One menu! Someone in the chat said, get on the crane when you see one. Oh, fuck, I went so low. Okay, whew. Oh, my fucking lord. I'm stuck. I got stuck. I got stuck on the wall. I got stuck on the goddamn wall. There's an Easter egg on the crane? Okay, if I see a crane, no matter how hard it is, I will fucking stop at the crane. Oh, you've gotta be fucking pissing me. It takes one missile to kill Spider-Man. Kai, if you wanna win, I would recommend going on the back sides of the buildings. You know what, I bet. Say less. Oh, fuck. I forgot that they bombed right there. God damn it! Fuck this game, dude. Fuck this game. Okay, let's go, let's go. Okay, can't go that way. Okay, never mind. Wait. Okay, these dickheads will not move. Okay, it's that simple. They just bomb up the boarded sections? Okay. Oh, fuck, I thought I could make it. Okay, so do I have to get to the midsection and then fucking go around to the other side, like that chatter said? Here, I'm gonna keep trying. I'm gonna keep trying. The fucking police. The fucking police. Can we talk about this for a second? The fucking police are bombing buildings to get to Spider-Man. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta pause the game. There is no, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta pause the game real quick. Chat?