 Part 3 of Lone Star Planet by H. B. Piper and John J. McGuire, read for you by Mark Nelson. This here LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Lone Star Planet Chapter 5 I looked around. We were on a high balcony at the end of a long, narrow room. In front of us, windows rose to the ceiling, and it was evident that the floor of the room was about twenty feet below ground level. Outside, I could see the barbecue still going on, but not a murmur of noise penetrated to us. What seemed to be the judge's bench was against the outside wall under the tall windows. To the right of it was a railed stand with a chair in it, and in front, arranged in U-shape, were three tables at which a number of men were hastily conferring. There were nine judges in a row on the bench, all in black gowns. The spectator seats below were filled with people, and there were quite a few up here on the balcony. What is this? Supreme Court? I asked, as Gail piloted me to a couple of seats where we could be alone. No, Court of Political Justice, she told me. This is the court that's going to try those three bonny brothers who killed Mr. Cumshaw. It suddenly occurred to me that this was the first time I had heard anything specific about the death of my predecessor. That isn't the trial that's going on now, I hope. Oh, no, that won't be for a couple of days, not till after you can arrange to attend. I don't know what this trial is. I only got home to-day, myself. What's the procedure here, I wanted to know. Well, those nine men are judges, she began. The one in the middle is President Judge Nelson. You've met his son, the Ranger Officer, who chased you from the spaceport? He's just a regular jurist. The other eight are prominent citizens who are drawn from a panel, like a jury. The men at the table on the left are the prosecution, friends of the politician who was killed. And the ones on the right are the defense. They'll try to prove that the dead man got what was coming to him. The ones in the middle are friends of the court. They're just anybody who has any interest in the case, people who want to get some point of law cleared up, or see some precedent established, or something like that. You seem to assume that this is a homicide case, I mentioned. They generally are, sometimes mayhem, a wounding, or simple assault, but there have been some sort of conference going on in the open space of floor between the judge's bench and the three tables. It broke up now, and the judge in the middle wrapped with his gavel. Are you gentlemen ready? He asked. All right, then. Court of Political Justice of the Confederate Continents of New Texas is now in session. Case of the friends of S. Austin Maverick, deceased, late of James Bioe Continent, versus Wilbur Waitley. My God! Did somebody finally kill Os Maverick? Gail whispered. On the center table, in front of the friends of the court, both sides seem to have piled their exhibits. Among the litter I saw some torn clothing, a big white sombrero covered with blood, and a long machete. The general nature of the case, the judge was saying, is that the defendant, Wilbur Waitley, of Sam Houston Continent, is here charged with diverse offenses arising from the death of the honorable S. Austin Maverick, whom he killed on the front steps of the legislative assembly building here in New Austin. What goes on here, I thought angrily. This is the rankest instance of a pre-judged case I've ever seen. I started to say as much to Gail, but she hushed me. I want to hear the specifications, she said. A man at the prosecution table had risen. Please, the court, he began. The defendant, Wilbur Waitley, is here charged with political irresponsibility and excessive atrocity in exercising his constitutional right of criticism of a practicing politician. The specifications are as follows. That, on the afternoon of May 7th, annual Dominy, 2193, the defendant here present did arm himself with a machete, said machete not being one of his normal and accustomed weapons, and did loiter in wait on the front steps of the legislative assembly building in the city of New Austin, Continent of Sam Houston, and did approach the decedent addressing him in abusive, obscene, and indecent language, and did set upon and attack him with the machete afore said, causing the said decedent S. Austin Maverick to die. The court wanted to know how the defendant would plead. Somebody, without bothering to rise, said, Not guilty, Your Honor, from the defense table. There was a brief scraping of chairs. Four of five men from the defense and the prosecution tables got up and advanced to confer in front of the bench, comparing sheets of paper. The man who had read the charges, obviously the chief prosecutor, made himself the spokesman. Your Honor, defense and prosecution wished to enter the following stipulations. That the decedent was a practicing politician within the meaning of the Constitution, that he met his death in the manner stated in the coroner's report, and that he was killed by the defendant, Wilbur Whaley. Is that agreeable to you, Mr. Vincent? The judge wanted to know. The defense answered affirmatively. I sat back, gaping like a fool. Why, that was practically, no, it was a confession. All right, gentlemen, the judge said. Now have all that out of the way. Let's get on with the case. As though there were any case to get on with. I fully expected them to take it on from there in song, words by Gilbert and music by Sullivan. Well, Your Honor, we have a number of character witnesses, the prosecution, prosecution for God's sake, announced. Skip them, the defense said. We stipulate. But you can't stipulate character testimony, the prosecution argued. You don't know what our witnesses are going to testify to. Sure we do. They're going to give us a big long shaggy dog story about the life and miracles of St. Austen Maverick. We'll agree in advance to all that. This case is concerned only with his record as a politician. And as he spent the last fifteen years in the Senate, that's all a matter of public record. I assume that the prosecution is going to introduce all that too. Well, naturally, the prosecution began. Including his public acts on the last day of his life, the counsel for the defense demanded, his actions on the morning of May 7th as Chairman of the Finance and Revenue Committee. You going to introduce that as evidence for the prosecution? Well, now the prosecutor began. Your Honor, we ask to have a certified copy of the proceedings of the Senate Finance and Revenue Committee for the morning of May 7th, 2193, read into the record of this court, the counsel for the defense said. And thereafter we rest our case. Has the prosecution anything to say before we close the court? Judge Nelson inquired. Well, Your Honor, this seems, that is, we ought to hear both sides of it. My old friend, Aust Maverick, was a really fine man. He did a lot of good for the people of this continent. Yeah, we'd have lynched him when we got back if somebody hadn't chopped him up here in New Austin. A voice from the rear of the courtroom broke in. The prosecution hemmed and hawed for a moment, then announced in a hasty mumble that it rested. I will now close the court, Judge Nelson said. I advise everybody to keep your seats. I don't think it's going to be closed very long. And then he actually closed the court. Pressing a button on the bench, he raised a high black screen in front of him and his colleagues. It stayed up for some sixty seconds and then dropped again. The court of political justice has reached a verdict, he announced. Wilbur Waitley, and your attorney, approach and hear the verdict. The defense lawyer motioned a young man who had been sitting beside him to rise. In the silence that had fallen I could hear the defendant's boots squeaking as he went forward to hear his fate. The judge picked up a belt and a pair of pistols that had been lying in front of him. Wilbur Waitley, he began. This court is proud to announce that you have been unanimously acquitted of the charge of political irresponsibility and of unjustified and excessive atrocity. There was one dissenting vote on acquitting you of the charge of political irresponsibility. One of the associate judges felt that the late, unmitigated scoundrel, Austen Maverick, ought to have been skinned alive an inch at a time. You are, however, acquitted of that charge, too. Y'all know, he continued, addressing the entire assemblage, the reason for which this young hero cut down that monster of political iniquity as Austen Maverick, on the very morning of his justly merited death, Austen Maverick, using the powers of his political influence, rammed through the Finance and Revenue Committee a bill entitled, An Act for the Taxing of Personal Incomes and for the Levying of a Withholding Tax. Fellow citizens, words fail me to express my horror of this diabolic proposition, this proposed instrument of tyrannical extortion, borrowed from the dark ages of the twentieth century. Why, if this young nobleman had not taken his blade in hand, I'd have killed the son of a bitch myself! He leaned forward, extending the belt and holsters to the defendant. I'll therefore restore to you your weapons, taken from you when, in compliance with the law, you were formally arrested. Bucket them on, and assuming your weapons again, go forth from this court of free man, Wilbur Waitley, and take with you that machete with which you vindicated the liberties and rights of all new Texans. Bear it reverently to your home, hang it among your lairs and pennants, cherish it and dine, mention it within your will, bequeathing it as a rich legacy unto your issue. Court adjourned. Next session, 0900 to-morrow. For Christ's sake, let's get out of here before the barbecues over. Some of the spectators, drooling for barbecued super-cow, began crowding and jostling toward the exits. More of them were pushing to the front of the courtroom, cheering and waving their hip flasks. The prosecution, and about half of the friends of the court, hastily left by a side door, probably to issue statements disassociating themselves from the deceased maverick. So, that's the court that's going to try the men who killed Ambassador Kumshaw, I commented, as Gail and I went out. Why, the purpose of that court seems to be to acquit murderers. Murderers? She was indignant. That wasn't murder, he just killed a politician. All the court could do was determine whether or not the politician needed it, and while I never heard about Maverick's income tax proposition, I can't see how they could have brought in any other kind of verdict. Of all the outrageous things. I was thoughtfully silent as we went out into the plaza, which was still a riot of noise and polychromatic costumes, and my thoughts were as weltered as the scene before me. Apparently, on New Texas, being a politician wasn't regarded as malum in say, and was malum prohibitorum, only to the extent that what happened to the politician was in excess of what he deserved. I began to understand why Palm was such a scared rabbit, why Hutchinson had that hunted look and kept his hands always within inches of his pistols. I began to feel more pity than contempt for thrombly too. He's been on this planet too long, and he should never have been sent here in the first place. I'll rotate him home as soon as possible. Then the full meaning of what I had seen finally got through to me. If they were going to try the killers of Cumshaw in that court, that meant that on New Texas, foreign diplomats were regarded as practicing politicians. That made me a practicing politician too. And that's why, when we got back to the vicinity of the bandstand, I had my right hand close to my pistol, with my thumb on the inconspicuous little spot of silver inlay that operated the secret holster mechanism. I saw Hutchinson and Palm and thrombly ahead. With them was a newcomer, a portly, ruddy-faced gentleman with a white mustache and goatee dressed in a white suit. Gail broke away from me and ran toward him. This, I thought, would be her father. Now I would be introduced and find out just what her last name was. I followed, more slowly, and saw a waiter with a wheel-serving table move in behind the group which he had joined. So I saw what none of them did. The waiter suddenly reversed his long carving knife and poised himself for a blow at President Hutchinson's back. I simply pressed the little silver stud on my belt, the crop-tada popped obediently out of the holster into my open hand. I thumbed off the safety and swung up. When my sights closed on the rising hand that held the knife, I fired. Hoddy Ringo, who had been holding a sandwich with one hand and a drink with the other, dropped both and jumped on the man whose hand I had smashed. A couple of rangers closed in and grabbed him also. The group around President Hutchinson had all turned and were staring from me to the man I had shot and from him to the knife with a broken handle lying on the ground. Hutchinson spoke first. Well, Mr. Ambassador, my government thanks your government, that was nice shooting. Hey, you've been holding out on me, Hoddy accused. I never knew you was that kind of gunfighter. There's a new wrinkle, the man with the white goatee said. We'll have to screen the help of these affairs a little more closely. He turned to me. Mr. Ambassador, New Texas owes you a great deal for saving the President's life. If you'll get that pistol out of your hand, I'd be proud to shake it, sir. I holstered my automatic and took his hand. Gale was saying, Stephen, this is my father, and at the same time Palm, the Secretary of State, was doing it more formally. Ambassador Silk, may I present one of our leading citizens and large ranchers, Colonel Andrew Jackson Hickok. Dumbarton Oaks had taught me how to maintain the proper diplomat's unchanging expression. Drinking super bourbon had been a post-graduate course. I needed that training as I finally learned Gale's last name. CHAPTER VI It was early evening before we finally managed to get away from the barbecue. Thrombley had called the Embassy and told them not to wait dinner for us, so the staff had finished eating and were relaxing in the patio when our car came in through the street gate. Stonehenge and another man came over to meet us as we got out, a man I hadn't met before. He was a little fellow, half Latin, half Oriental, in New Texas costume and wearing a pair of pistols like mine in State Department Special Services holsters. He didn't look like a Dumbarton Oaks product. I thought he was more likely an alumnus of some private detective agency. Mr. Francisco Perros, our intelligence man, Stonehenge introduced him. Sorry, I wasn't here when you arrived, Mr. Silk, Perros said, out checking on some things. But I saw that bit of shooting on the telecast screen in a bar over town. You know, there was a camera right over the bandstand that caught the whole thing. You and Miss Hickock coming toward the President and his party. Miss Hickock running forward to her father, the waiter going up behind Hutchinson with the knife, and then that beautiful draw and snapshot. They ran it again a couple of times on the half-hourly newscast. Everybody in New Austin, maybe on New Texas, is talking about it now. Yes, indeed, sir, Gomez, the Embassy Secretary said, joining us. You've made yourself more popular in the eight hours since you landed than poor Mr. Kumsha had been able to do in the ten years he spent here. But I'm afraid, sir, you've given me a good deal of work, answering your fan mail. He went over and sat down at one of the big tables under the arches at the side of the patio. Well, that's all to the good, I said. I'm going to need a lot of local goodwill in the next few weeks. No thanks, Mr. Perros, I added, as the intelligence man picked up a bottle and made to pour for me. I've been practically swimming in super bourbon all afternoon. A little black coffee, if you don't mind. And now, gentlemen, if you'll all be seated, we'll see what has to be done. A Council of War, in effect, Mr. Ambassador, Stonehenge, inquired. Let's call it a Council to estimate the situation. But I'll have to find out from you first exactly what the situation here is. Thrombley stirred uneasily. But, sir, I confess that I don't understand. Your briefing on Luna was practically non-existent. I had a total of six hours to get aboard ship, from the moment I was notified that I had been appointed to this embassy. Incredible! Thrombley murmured. I wondered what he'd say if I told him that I thought it was deliberate. Naturally, I spent some time on the ship reading up on this planet, but I know practically nothing about what's been going on here, in, say, the last year. And all I know about the death of Mr. Cumshaw is that he is said to have been killed by three brothers named Bonnie. So, you'll want just about everything, Mr. Silk, Thrombley said. Really, I don't know where to begin. Start with why and how Mr. Cumshaw was killed. The rest, I believe, will key into that. So they began. Thrombley, Stonehenge, and Peros doing the talking. It came to this. Ever since we had first established an embassy on New Texas, the goal of our diplomacy on this planet had been to secure it into the Solar League. And it was a goal which seemed very little closer to realization now than it had been twenty-three years before. You must know by now what politics on this planet are like, Mr. Silk, Thrombley said. I have an idea. One ambassador gone native, another gone crazy, the third killed himself, the fourth murdered. Yes, indeed. I've been here fifteen years myself. That's entirely too long for anybody to be stationed in this place, I told him. If I'm not murdered myself in the next couple of weeks, I'm going to see that you and any other member of this staff who's been here over ten years are rotated home for a tour of duty at department headquarters. Oh, would you, Mr. Silk? I would be so happy. Thrombley wasn't much in the way of an ally, but at least he had a sound, selfish motive for helping me stay alive. I assured him I would get him sent back to Luna, and then went on with the discussion. Up until six months ago Silas Kumsha had modeled himself after the typical New Texas politician. He had always worn at least two faces, had always managed to place himself on every side of every issue at once. Nothing he ever said could possibly be construed as controversial. Naturally, the cause of New Texan annexation to the Solar League had made no progress whatever. Then, one evening at a banquet, he had executed a complete one hundred degree turn, delivering a speech in which he proclaimed that union with the Solar League was the only possible way in which New Texans could retain even a vestige of local sovereignty. He had talked about an invasion as though the enemy ships were already coming out of hyperspace, and had named the invader, calling the Zasraf our common enemy. The Zasraf ambassador, also present, had immediately gotten up and stalked out, amid a derisive chorus of barking and baying from the New Texans. The New Texans were first shocked, and then wildly delighted. They had been so used to hearing nothing but inanities and high-order abstractions from their public figures that the Solar League ambassador had become a hero overnight. Sounds as though there is a really strong sentiment at what used to be called the grass-roots level in favor of annexation, I commented. There is, Peros told me. Of course, there is a very strong isolationist anti-annexation sentiment, too. The sentiment in favor of annexation is based on the point Mr. Cumshaw made. The danger of conquest by the Zasraf. Against that, of course, there is fear of higher taxes, fear of loss of local sovereignty, fear of abrogation of local customs and institutions, and chauvinistic pride. We can deal with some of that by furnishing guarantees of local self-government. The emotional objections can be met by convincing them that we need the great planet of New Texas to add glory and luster to the Solar League, I said. You think, then, that Mr. Cumshaw was assassinated by opponents of annexation? Of course, sir, thrombly replied. These Bonnies were only hirelings. Here's what happened on the day of the murder. It was the day after a holiday, a big one here on New Texas, celebrating some military victory by the Texans on Tara, a battle called San Jacinto. We didn't have any business to handle, because all the local officials were home nursing hangovers. So, when Colonel Hickock called—'Who?' I asked sharply—'Colonel Hickock, the father of the young lady you were so attentive to at the barbecue.' He and Mr. Cumshaw had become great friends, beginning shortly before the speech the ambassador made at the banquet. He called about 0900, inviting Mr. Cumshaw out to his ranch for the day, and as there was nothing in the way of official business, Mr. Cumshaw said he'd be out by 1030. When he got there, there was an air-car circling about near the ranch house. As Mr. Cumshaw got out of his car and started up the front steps, somebody in this car landed it on the driveway and began shooting with a 20mm auto rifle. Mr. Cumshaw was hit several times and killed instantly. The fellows who did the shooting were damned lucky, Stonehenge took over. Hickock's a big rancher. I don't know how much you know about Super-Cow ranching, sir, but those things have to be herded with tanks and light aircraft, so that every rancher has at his disposal a fairly good small-armor combat team. Naturally, all the big ranchers are colonels in the armed reserve. Hickock has about 15 fast fighters and 30 medium tanks armed with 50mm guns. He also has some AA guns around his ranch house. Every once in a while these ranchers get too squabbling among themselves. Well, these three Bonnie brothers were just turning away when a burst from the ranch house caught their jet assembly, and they could only get as far as Bonneville, 30 miles away, before they had to land. They landed right in front of the town jail. This Bonneville's an awful shanty town. Everybody in it is related to everybody else. The mayor, for instance, Kettlebelly Sam Bonnie is an uncle of theirs. These three boys, Switchblade Joe Bonnie, Jack High A. Bonnie, and Turkey Buzzard Tom Bonnie immediately claimed sanctuary in the jail, on the grounds that they had been near to. Get that, I think that indicates the line they're going to take at the trial, near to a political assassination. They were immediately given the protection of the jail, which is about the only well-constructed building in the place, practically a fort. You think that was planned in advance, I asked. Peros nodded emphatically. I do. There was a hell of a big gang of these Bonnies at the jail, almost the entire able-bodied population of the place. As soon as Switchblade and Jack High and Turkey Buzzard landed, they were rushed inside, and all the doors barred. About three minutes later, the Hickok outfit started coming in, first aircraft, and then armor. They gave that town a regular George Patton-style blitzing. Yes, I'm only sorry I wasn't there to see it, Stonehenge put in. They knocked down, or burned, most of the Shanties, and then they went to work on the jail. The aircraft began dumping these fire-bombs and stun-bombs that they used to stop super-cows-dam-peeds, and the tank-guns began to punch holes in the walls. As soon as Kettlebelly saw what he had on his hands, he radioed a call for Ranger protection. Our friend Captain Nelson went out to see what the trouble was. Yes, I got the story of that from Nelson, Peros put in. Much as he hated to do it, he had to protect the Bonnies, and as soon as he taken a hand, Hickok had to call off his gang. But he was smart. He grabbed everything relating to the killing, the air-car and the twenty-millimeter auto-rifle in particular, and he's keeping them undercover. Very few people know about that, or about the fact that on physical evidence alone he has the killing pinned on the body so well that they'll never get away with this story of being merely innocent witnesses. The rest, Mr. Silk, is up to us, thrombly said. I have Colonel Hickok's assurance that he will give us every assistance, but we simply must see to it that those creatures with the outlandish names are convicted. I didn't have a chance to say anything to that. At that moment one of the servants ushered Captain Nelson toward us. Good evening, Captain, I greeted the Ranger. Join us, seeing that you're on foreign soil and consequently not on duty. He sat down with us and poured a drink. I thought you might be interested, he said. We gave that waiter a going over. We wanted to know who put him up to it. He tried to sell us the line that he was a new Texan patriot trying to kill a tyrant, but we finally got the truth out of him. He was paid a thousand pesos to do the job by a character they call Snake-Eyes Sam Bonney, a cousin of the three who killed Mr. Cumshaw. Nephew of Kettlebelly Sam, Peros interjected. You pick him up? Nelson shook his head disgustedly. He's out in the high grass somewhere. We're still looking for him. Oh yes, and I just heard that the trial of Switchblade and Jack High and Turkey Buzzard is scheduled for three days from now. You'll be notified in due form tomorrow, but I thought you might like to know in advance. I certainly do, and thank you, Captain. We were just talking about you when you arrived, I mentioned, about the arrest or rescue or whatever you call it of that trio. Yeah, one of the jobs I'm not particularly proud of. Pity Hickox boys didn't get hold of them before I got there. You did have saved everybody a lot of trouble. Just what impression did you get at the time, Captain? I asked. You think Kettlebelly knew in advance what they were going to do? Sure he did. They had the whole jail fortified. Not like a jail usually is to keep people from getting out, but like a fort to keep people from getting in. There were no prisoners inside. I found out that they had all been released that morning. He stopped, seemed to be weighing his words, then continued, speaking very slowly. Let me tell you first some things I can't testify to. Couple of things that I figure went wrong with their plans. One of Colonel Hickox's men was on the porch to greet Mr. Cumshaw, and he recognized the Bonnies. That was lucky, otherwise we might still be looking and wondering who did the shooting, which might not have been good for New Texas. He cocked an eyebrow and eye-notted. The Solar League, in similar cases, had regarded such planetary governments as due for change without notice, and had promptly made the change. Number two, Captain Nelson continued. That AA shot which hit their air-car. I don't think they intended to land at the jail. It was just sort of a reserve hiding-hole. But because they'd been hit, they had to land. And they'd been slowed down so much that they couldn't dispose of the evidence before the Colonel's boys were tapping on the door and asking couldn't they come in? I gather the Colonel's task force was becoming insistent, I prompted him. The big ranger grinned. Now we're on things I can testify to. When I got there, what had been the cell block was on fire, and they were trying to defend the mayor's office and the warden's office. These Bonnies gave me the line that they'd been witnesses to the killing of Mr. Cumshaw by Colonel Hickock, and that the Hickock outfit was trying to rub them out to keep them from testifying. I just laughed and started to walk out. Finally, they confessed that they'd shot Mr. Cumshaw, but they claimed it was right of action against political malfeasance. When they did that, I had to take them in. They confessed to you before you arrested them? I wanted to be sure of that point. That's right. I'm going to testify to that Monday when the trial is held. And that ain't all. We got their fingerprints off the car, off the gun, off some shells still in the clip, and we have the gun identified to the shells that killed Mr. Cumshaw. We got their confession fully corroborated. I asked him if he'd give Mr. Peros a complete statement of what he'd seen and heard at Bonnieville. He was more than willing, and I suggested that they go into Peros's office, where they'd be undisturbed. The Ranger and my intelligence man got up and took a bottle of Super Bourbon with them. As they were leaving, Nelson turned to Hoddy, who was still with us. You'll have to look to your laurels, Hoddy, Nelson said. Your ambassador seems to be making quite a reputation for himself as a gunfighter. Look, Hoddy said, and though he was facing Nelson, I felt he was really talking to Stonehenge. Before I'd go up against this guy, I'd shoot myself. That way I could be sure I'd get a nice, painless job. After they were gone, I turned to Stonehenge and Thrombly. This seems to be a carefully pre-arranged killing. They agreed. Then they knew in advance that Mr. Cumshaw would be on Colonel Hickock's front steps at about 10.30. How did they find that out? Why, why, I'm sure I don't know, Thrombly said. It was most obvious that the idea had never occurred to him before, and a side glance told me that the thought was new to Stonehenge also. Colonel Hickock called at 0900. Mr. Cumshaw left the embassy in an air-car a few minutes later. It took an hour and a half to fly out to the Hickock ranch. I don't like the implications, Mr. Silk, Stonehenge said. I can't believe that was how it happened. In the first place, Colonel Hickock isn't that sort of a man. He doesn't use his hospitality to trap people to their death. In the second place, he wouldn't have needed to use people like these Bonnies. His own men would do anything for him. In the third place, he is one of the leaders of the annexation movement here, and this was obviously an anti-annexation job. And in the fourth place, hold it, I checked him. Are you sure he's really on the annexation side? He opened his mouth to answer me quickly, then closed it, waited a moment, answered me slowly. I can guess what you are thinking, Mr. Silk, but remember, when Colonel Hickock came here as our first ambassador, he came here as a man with a mission. He had studied the problem, and he believed in what he came for. He has never changed. Let me emphasize this, sir. We know he has never changed. For our own protection, we've had to check on every real leader of the annexation movement, screening them for crackpots who might do us more harm than good. The Colonel is with us all the way. And now, in the fourth place, underlined by what I've just said, the Colonel and Mr. Cumshaw were really friends. Now you're talking, haughty burst in. I've known AJ ever since I was a kid, ever since he married old Colonel McTodd's daughter. That just ain't the way AJ works. On the other hand, Mr. Ambassador, thrombly said, keeping his gaze fixed on haughty's hands and apparently ready to both duck and shut up if haughty moved a finger. You will recall, I think, that Colonel Hickock did do everything in his power to see that these Bonnie Brothers did not reach court alive. And let me add, he was getting bolder, tilting his chin up a little. It's a choice as simple as this. Either Colonel Hickock told them, or we have, and this is unbelievable, a traitor in the Embassy itself. That statement rocked even haughty. Even though he was probably no more than one of Natalenko's little men, he still couldn't help knowing how thoroughly we were screened, indoctrinated, and, let's face it, mind-conditioned. A traitor among us was unthinkable, because we just couldn't think that way. The silence, the sorrow were palpable. Then I remembered, told them, Hickock himself had been a department man. Stonehenge gripped his head between his hands and squeezed, as if trying to bring out an idea. All right, Mr. Ambassador, where are we now? Nobody who knew could have told the Bonnie Boys where Mr. Kumshaw would be at ten thirty, yet the three men were there waiting for him. You take it from there. I'm just a simple military man, and I'm ready to go back to the simple military life as soon as possible. I turned to Gomez. There could be an obvious explanation. Bring us the official telescreen log. Let's see what calls were made. Maybe Mr. Kumshaw himself said something to someone that gave his destination away. That won't be necessary, thrombly told me. None of the junior clerks were on duty, and I took the only three calls that came in myself. First there was the call from Colonel Hickock, then the call about the wristwatch, and then, a couple of hours later, the call from the Hickock ranch about Mr. Kumshaw's death. What was the call about the wristwatch, I asked? Oh, that was from the Zasraf Embassy, thrombly said. For some time Mr. Kumshaw had been trying to get one of the very precise watches which the Zasraf manufacture on their home planet. The Zasraf Ambassador called that day to tell him that they had one for him, and wanted to know when it was to be delivered. I told them the Ambassador was out, and they wanted to know where they could call him, and I... I had never seen a man look more horror-stricken. Oh my God, I'm the one who told them! What could I say? Not much, but I tried. How could you know, Mr. Thrombly, you did the natural, the normal, the proper thing on a call from one Ambassador to another. I turned to the others, who, like me, preferred not to look at Thrombly. They must have had a spy outside who told them the Ambassador had left the Embassy. Alone, right? And that was just what they'd been waiting for. But what's this about the watch, though? There's more to this than a simple favor from one Ambassador to another. My turn, Mr. Ambassador. Stonehenge interrupted. Mr. Kumshaw had been trying to get one of the things at my insistence. Naval Intelligence is very much interested in them, and we want a sample. The Zasraf watches are very peculiar. They're operated by Radium Decay, which, of course, is a universal constant. They're uniformed to a tenth second, and they're all synchronized with the official time at the capital city of the principal Zasraf planet, the time used by the Zasraf Navy. Stonehenge deliberately paused, let that last phrase hang heavily in the air for a moment, then he continued. They're supposed to be used in religious observances, timing hours of prayer, I believe. They can, of course, have other uses. For example, I can imagine all those watches giving the wearer a light electric shock or ringing a little bell all over New Texas at exactly the same moment. And then I can imagine all the Zasraf running down into nice deep holes in the ground. He looked at his own watch. And that reminds me, my gang of pirates are at the spaceport by now ready to blast off. I wonder if someone could drive me there. I'll drive him, boss, haughty volunteered. I ain't doing nothing else. I was wondering how I could break that up, plausibly and without betraying my suspicions when Peros and Captain Nelson came out and joined us. I have a lot of stuff here, Peros said. Stuff we never seem to have noticed. For instance, I interrupted. Commander Stonehenge is going to the spaceport now, I said. Suppose you ride with him and brief him on what you've learned on the way. Then, when he's aboard, come back and tell us. Haughty looked at me for a long ten seconds. His expression started by being exasperated and ended by betraying grudging admiration. End of Chapter 6 Part 4 of Lone Star Planet by H. B. Piper and John J. Maguire. Read for you by Mark Douglas Nelson. This here LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Chapter 7 The next morning, which was Saturday, I put Thrombley in charge of the routine work of the Embassy, but first instructed him to answer all inquiries about me, with the statement, literally true, that I was too immersed in work of clearing up matters left unfinished after the death of the former ambassador for any social activities. Then I called the Hickok Ranch in the west end of Sam Houston Continent, mentioning an invitation the Colonel and his daughter had extended me, and told them I would be out to see them before noon that same day. With Haughty Ringo driving the car, I arrived about ten hundred, and was welcomed by Gail and her father, who had flown out the evening before, after the barbecue. Haughty, accompanied by a ranger and one of Hickok's ranch hands, all three disguised in shabby and grease-stained cast-offs borrowed at the ranch, and driving a dilapidated air-car from the ranch junkyard, were sent to visit the slum village of Bonneville. They spent all day there, posing as a trio of ranch tramps out of favor with the law. I spent the day with Gail, flying over the ranch, visiting Hickok's herd-camps and slaughtering crews. It was a pleasant day, and I managed to make it constructive as well. Because of their huge size, they ran to a live weight of around fifteen tons, and their uncertain disposition, supercows are not really domesticated. Each rancher owned the herds on his own land, chiefly by virtue of constant watchfulness over them. There were always a couple of helicopters hovering over each herd, with fast fighter planes waiting on call to come in and drop fire bombs or stun bombs in front of them if they showed a disposition to wander too far. Naturally, things of this size could not be shipped live to the market. They were butchered on the range, and the meat hauled out in big copter trucks. Slaughtering was dangerous and exciting work. It was done with medium tanks mounting fifty millimeter guns, usually working at the rear of the herd, although a supercow herd could change directions almost in a second, and the killing tanks would then find themselves in front of a stampede. I saw several such incidents. Once Gale and I had to dive in with our car and help turn such a stampede. We got back to the ranch house shortly before dinner. Gale went at once to change clothes. Colonel Hickock and I sat down together for a drink in his library, a beautiful room. I especially admired the walls, paneled in plastic hardened supercow leather. What do you think of our planet now, Mr. Silk? Colonel Hickock asked. Well, Colonel, your final message to the state was part of the briefing I received, I replied. I must say that I agree with your opinions, especially with your opinion of local political practices. Politics is nothing here, if not exciting and exacting. You don't understand it, though. That was about half question and half statement. Particularly our custom of using politicians as clay pigeons. Well, it is rather unusual. Yes. The dryness in his tone was a paragraph of comment on my understatement. And it's fundamental to our system of government. You were out all afternoon with Gale. You saw how we have to handle the supercow herds. Well, it is upon the fact that every rancher must have at his disposal a powerful force of aircraft and armor, easily convertible to military uses that our political freedom rests. You see, our government is, in effect, an oligarchy of the big landowners and ranchers, who, in combination, have enough military power to overturn any planetary government overnight, and on the local level it is a paternalistic feudalism. That's something that would have stood the hair of any 20th century liberal on end, and it gives us the freest government anywhere in the galaxy. There were a number of occasions, much less frequent now than formerly, when coalitions of big ranches combined their strength and marched on the planetary government to protect their rights from government encroachment. This sort of thing could only be resorted to in defense of some inherent right, and never to infringe on the rights of others. Because, in the latter case, other armed coalitions would have arisen, as they did once or twice during the first three decades of New Texan history to resist. So the right of armed intervention by the people when the government invaded or threatened their rights became an acknowledged part of our political system. And, this arises as a natural consequence, you can't give a man with five hundred employees and a force of tanks and aircraft the right to resist the government, then at the same time deny that right to a man who is only his own pistol or machete. I noticed the President and the other officials have themselves surrounded by guards to protect them from individual attack, I said. Why doesn't the government, as such, protect itself with an army and air force large enough to resist any possible coalition of big ranchers? Because, we won't let the government get that strong, the Colonel said forcefully. That's one of the basic premises. We have no standing army, only the New Texas Rangers, and the legislature won't authorize any standing army or appropriate funds to support one. Any member of the legislature who tried it would get what Austin Maverick got a couple weeks ago, or what Sam Salt can got eight years ago, when he proposed a law for the compulsory registration and licensing of firearms. The opposition to that tax scheme of Mavericks wasn't because of what it would cost the public in taxes, but from fear of what the government could do with the money after they got it. Keep a government poor and weak, and it's your servant. Let it get rich and powerful, and it's your master. We don't want any masters here on New Texas." But the President has a bodyguard, I noted. Casualty rate was too high, Hickock explained. Remember, the President's job is inherently impossible. He has to represent all the people. I thought that over. Could see the illogical logic, but... How about your rancher oligarchy? He laughed. Son, if I started acting like a master around this ranch in the morning, they'd find my body in an irrigation ditch before sunset. Sure, if you have a real army, you can keep the men under your thumb. Use one regiment or division to put down mutiny in another. But when you have only five hundred men, all of whom know everybody else and all of them armed, you just act real considerate of them if you want to keep on living. Then would you say that the opposition to annexation comes from the people who are afraid that if New Texas enters the Solar League, there will be League troops sent here, and this interesting system of ensuring government responsibility to the public would be brought to an end? Yes. If you can show the people of this planet that the League won't interfere with local political practices, you'll have a 99.95% majority in favor of annexation. We're too close to the Zasroth Star Cluster out here not to see the benefits of joining the Solar League. We left the Hickock Ranch on Sunday afternoon, and while Hottie guided our air-car back to New Austin, I had a little time to revise some of my ideas about New Texas. That is, I had time to think during those few moments when Hottie wasn't taking advantage of our diplomatic immunity to invent new air-ground traffic laws. My thoughts alternated between the pleasure of remembering Gale's gay company and the gloom of understanding the complete implications of the Colonel's clarifying lectures. Against the background of his remarks, I could find myself appreciating the Gopal Klung Natelenko reasoning. The only way to cut the Gordian knot was to have another Solar League ambassador killed. And whenever I could escape thinking about the fact that the next ambassador to be the Clay Pigeon was me, I found myself wondering if I wanted the League to take over. Annexation, yes. New Texas customs would be protected under a treaty of annexation. But the justified conquest urged by Machiavelli Jr.? No. I was still struggling with the problem when we reached the Embassy about 1700. Everyone was there, including Stonehenge, who had returned two hours earlier with the good news that the fleet had moved into position only sixty light-minutes off Capella 4. I had reached the point in my thinking where I had decided it was useless to keep haughty and Stonehenge apart, except as an exercise in mental agility. In as much as my brain was already weight lifting, swinging from a flying trapeze to elusive flying rings, while doing triple somersaults and at the same time juggling seven Indian clubs, I skipped the whole matter. But I'm fairly certain that it was until then that haughty had a chance to deliver his letter of credence to Stonehenge. After dinner we gathered in my office for our coffee in a final conference before the opening of the trial the next morning. Stonehenge spoke first, looking around the table at everyone except me. No matter what happens, we have the fleet within call. Sir Rodney's been active picking up those isroff meteor mining boats. They no longer have a tight screen around the system. We do. I don't think that anyone, except us, knows that the fleet's where it is. No matter what happens, I thought glumly, and the phrase explained why he hadn't been able to look at me. Well, boss, I gave you my end of it coming in, haughty said. Want me to go over it again? All right. In Bonneville we found half a dozen people who could swear that Kettlebelly's Sam Bonney was making preparation to protect those three brothers an hour before Ambassador Cumshaw was shot. The whole town soared then hail at Kettlebelly for antagonizing the Hickock outfit and getting the place shot up the way it was. And we have witnesses that Kettlebelly was in some kind of deal with the isroff, too. The Rangers gathered up eight of them who can swear to the preparations and to the fact that Kettlebelly had isroff visitors on different occasions before the shooting. That's what we want, Stonehenge said. Something that'll connect this murder with the isroff. Well, wait till you hear what I've got, Paris told him. In the first place we traced the gun and the air-car. The Bonney brothers bought them both from isroff merchants for ridiculously nominal prices. The merchant who sold the air-car is normally in the dry goods business, and the one who sold the auto-rifle runs a toy shop. In their whole lives those three boys never had enough money among them to pay the list price of the gun, let alone the car. That is, not until a week before the murder. They got prosperous all of a sudden, I asked. Yes, two weeks before the shooting, Kettlebelly Sam's bank account got a sudden transfusion. Some anonymous benefactor deposited two hundred fifty thousand pesos, about a hundred thousand dollars, to his credit. He drew out seventy-five thousand of it and some of the money turned up again in the hands of Switchblade and Jack Hype and Turkey Buzzard. Then, a week before you landed here, he got another hundred thousand from the same anonymous source, and he drew out twenty thousand of that. We think that was the money that went to pay for the attempted knife job on Hutchinson. Two days before the barbecue, the waiter deposited a thousand at the new Austin Packers and Shippers Trust. Can you get that introduced as evidence at the trial, I asked? Sure. Kettlebelly banks at a town called Crooked Creek, about forty miles from Bonneville. We have witnesses from the bank. I also got the dope on the line the Bonnie Brothers are going to take at the trial. They have a lawyer, Clement A. Sidney, a member of what passes for the Socialist Party on this planet. The defense will take the line of full denial of everything. The Bonnies are just three poor but honest boys who are being framed by the corrupt tools of the big ranching interests. Hottie made an impolite noise. What have we got to worry about, then? He demanded. They are a cinch for conviction. I agree with that, Stonehenge said. If they tried to base their defense on political conviction and opposition by the Solar League, they might have a chance. This way, they haven't. All right, gentlemen, I said. I take it that we're agreed that we must all follow a single line of policy and not work at cross purposes to each other. They all agree to that instantly, but with a questioning note in their voices. Well, then, I trust you all realize that we cannot, under any circumstances, allow those three brothers to be convicted in this court, I added. There was a moment of startled silence, while Hottie and Stonehenge and Peros and Thrombley were understanding what they had just heard. Then Stonehenge cleared his throat and said, Mr. Ambassador, I'm sure that you have some excellent reasons for that remarkable statement, but I must say, it was a really colossal error on somebody's part, I said, that this case was allowed to get to the Court of Political Justice. It never should have, and if we take part in the prosecution, or allow those men to be convicted, we will establish a precedent to support the principle that a foreign ambassador is on this planet defined as a practicing local politician. I will invite you to digest that for a moment. A moment was all they needed. Thrombley was horrified and dithered incoherently. Stonehenge frowned and fidgeted with some papers in front of him. I could see several thoughts gathering behind his eyes, including, I was sure, a new view of his instructions from Klung. Even Hottie got at least part of it. Why, that means that anybody can bump off any diplomat he doesn't lack, he began. That's only part of it, Mr. Ringo, Thrombley told him. It also means that a diplomat, instead of being regarded as the representative of his own government, becomes, in effect, a functionary of the government of New Texas. Why, all sorts of complications could arise. It certainly would impair, shall we say, the principle of extraterritoriality of the embassies, Stonehenge picked it up. And it would practically destroy the principle of diplomatic immunity. My God! Hottie looked around nervously, as though he could already hear an army of New Texas Rangers, each with a warrant for Hottie Ringo battering at the gates. We'll have to do something, Gomez, the Secretary of the Embassy, said. I don't know what, Stonehenge said. The obvious solution would be, of course, to bring charges against those Bonnie Boys on simple first-degree murder, which would be tried in an ordinary criminal court. But it's too late for that now. We wouldn't have time to prevent their being arraigned in this political justice court, and once a defendant is brought into court on this planet, he cannot be brought into court again for the same act. Not the same crime, the same act. I had been thinking about this, and I was ready. Look, we must bring those Bonnie Brothers to trial. It's the only effective way of demonstrating to the public the simple fact that Ambassador Kumshaw was murdered at the instigation of the Zasroth. We dare not allow them to be convicted in the court of political justice for the reasons already stated, and to maintain the prestige of the Solar League we dare not allow them to go unpunished. We can have it one way, Paris said, and maybe we can have it two ways, but I'm damned if I can see how we can have it all three ways. I wasn't surprised that he didn't see it. He hadn't the same urgency goading him which had forced me to find the answer. It wasn't an answer that I liked, but I was in the position where I had no choice. Well, here's what we have to do, gentlemen, I began, and from the respectful way they regarded me, from the attention they were giving my words, I got a sudden thrill of pride. For the first time since my scrambled arrival I was really Ambassador Stephen Silk. CHAPTER VIII. A couple of New Texas Ranger tanks met the Embassy car four blocks from the State House and convoyed us into the Central Plaza, where the barbecue had been held on the Friday afternoon that I had arrived on New Texas. There was almost as dense a crowd as the last time I had seen the place, but they were quieter, to the extent that there were no bands and no shooting, no cowbells or whistles. The barbecue pits were going again, however, and hawkers were pushing or propelling their little wagons about, vending sandwiches. I saw a half a dozen big twenty-foot teleview screens, apparently wired from the courtroom. As soon as the Embassy car and its escorting tanks reached the Plaza an ovation broke out. I was cheered with the high-pitched yippee of New Texans and adjured and implored not to let them so and so's get away with it. There was a veritable army of rangers on guard at the doors of the courtroom. The only spectators being admitted to the courtroom seemed to be the prominent citizens with enough pull to secure passes. Inside some of the spectators' benches had been removed to clear the front of the room. In the cleared space there was one bulky shape under a cloth cover that seemed to be the air car and another cloth-covered shape that looked like a fifty-millimeter dual-purpose gun. Smaller exhibits, including a twenty-millimeter auto-rifle, were piled on the Friends of the Court table. The prosecution table was already occupied. Colonel Hickock, who waved a greeting to me, three or four men who looked like well-to-do ranchers and a delegation of lawyers. Samuel Goodham, Paris beside me whispered, indicating a big, heavy-set man with white hair, dressed in a dark suit of the cut that had been fashionable on Terra seventy-five years ago. Best criminal lawyer on the planet. Hickock must have hired him. There was quite a swarm at the center table, too. Some of them were ranchers, a couple in aggressively shabby work clothes, and there were several members of the diplomatic corps. I shook hands with them and gathered that they, like myself, were worried about the precedent that might be established by this trial. While I was introducing Hadi Ringo as my attaché extraordinary, which was no less than the truth, the defense party came in. There were only three lawyers, a little rote and faced fellow whom Parros pointed out as Clement Sidney and two assistants, and, guarded by a ranger and a couple of court bailiffs, the three defendants, Switchblade Joe, Jack High Abe, and turkey-buzzered Tom Bonney. There was probably a year or so age different from one to another, but they certainly had a common parentage. They all had pale eyes and narrow, loose-lipped faces. Subnormal and probably psychopathic, I thought. Jack High Abe had his left arm in a sling and his left shoulder in a plaster cast. The buzz of conversation among the spectators altered its tone subtly and took on a tone of hostility as they entered and seated themselves. The balcony seemed to be crowded with press representatives. Several telecast cameras and sound pickups had been rigged to cover the front of the room from various angles, a feature that had been missing from the trial I had seen with Gale on Friday. Then the judges entered from a door behind the bench, which must have opened from a passageway under the plaza and the court was called to order. The President Judge was the same Nelson who had presided at the Waitley trial, and the first thing on the agenda seemed to be the selection of a new board of associate judges. Parros explained in a whisper that the board which had served on the previous trial would sit until that could be done. A slip of paper was drawn from a box and a name was called. A man sitting on one of the front rows of spectator seats got up and came forward. One of Sidney's assistants rummaged through a card file he had in front of him and handed a card to the Chief of the Defense. At once Sidney was on his feet. Challenge for cause, he called out. This man is known to have declared, in conversation at the bar of the Silver Peso Saloon here in New Austin, that these three boys, my clients, ought all to be hanged higher than Heyman. Yes, I said that, the veneermen declared. I'll repeat it right here. All three of these murdering skunks ought to be hanged higher than your honor! Sidney almost screamed. If after hearing this man's brazen declaration of bigoted class hatred against my clients, he is allowed to sit on that bench, Judge Nelson pounded with his gavel. You don't have to instruct me, my judicial duties counselor, he said. The veneermen has obviously disqualified himself by giving evidence of prejudice. Next name. The next man was challenged. He was a retired packing-house operator in New Austin, and had once expressed the opinion that Bonneville and everybody in it ought to be H-bombed off the face of New Texas. This Sidney seemed to have gotten the name of everybody likely to be called for court duty and had something on each one of them because he went on like that all morning. You know what I think, Stonehenge whispered to me, leaning over behind Peros. I think he's just stalling to keep the court in session until there's a straw fleet gets here. I wish we could get hold of one of those wrist-watches. I can get you one before evening, haughty offered, if you don't care what happens to the mutt what's wearing it. Better not, I decided. Might tip them off to what we suspect. And we don't really need one. Sir Rodney will have patrols out far enough to get warning in time. We took an hour at noon for lunch, and then it began again. By 1647, fifteen minutes before court should have adjourned, Judge Nelson ordered the bailiff to turn the clocks back to thirteen hundred. The clock was turned back again when it reached 1645. By this time, Clement Sidney was probably the most unpopular man on New Texas. Finally, Colonel Andrew J. Hickock rose to his feet. Your honor, the present court is not obliged to retire from the bench until another court has been chosen as they are now sitting as a court in Baying. I propose that the trial begin with the present court on the bench. Sidney began yelling protests. Hughty Ringo pulled his neckerchief around under his left ear and held the ends above his head. Not a debatian, the ambassador from Beta Cephas IV drew his biggest knife and began trying the edge on a sheet of paper. Well, your honor, I certainly do not wish to act in an obstructionist manner. The defense agrees to accept the present court, Sidney decided. Prosecution agrees to accept the present court, Goodham parroted. The present court will continue on the bench to try the case of the Friends of Cytus Cumshaw, deceased, versus Switchblade Joe Bonney, Jack High A. Bonney, Turkey buzzer Tom Bonney, et al. Judge Nelson wrapped with his gavel. Court is herewith adjourned until 0900 tomorrow. End of chapter eight.