 Hello? Chat! Oh wait, I realized, I just realized I have to put on lethal company on the fucking properties, hold on. I'm so used to being chat, now I'm not chat. You are no longer a chatter. We aren't chat. I need to get a second monitor. Oh, should I have YouTube up on the other one? No, no, no, no, that's smart. Oh, there's Spider-Man. He's on the stream. Let me fucking set this shit up real quick. There we go. I'm out. Yeah. Alright. Guys, would you like to introduce yourselves and plug yourselves? Alright, alright. Can we get pictures of ourselves up there? Is that the thing we can do? Oh, me. Here, let me pull up, I'm literally about to pull up Instagram on my phone and put it on the webcam, hold on. That works. I love booty. Wait, hang on. No, I do. No, I do. Real shit I've ever heard. Alright, we're here with fucking sensational Spidey. Hey, yo. You know this is the man that made this. The Facial God. Oh yeah, that's also true. Literally the man who's made almost every single like, crazy ass fucking Facial that's going around in the fucking Cosplay Circle right now. Me. Yeah. And then I have the Twitter man. No. The Baja Blast drinker. Yeah. Vanilla Ice. That's me. No, not Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Cosplays, baby. I'm not associated. I have no association with the rapper. Wait, is the game fucking frozen? The game's fucking frozen on my screen, bro. Why the fuck doesn't anything ever fucking work smoothly? Holy fucking shit. Well, your screen is the pause menu on stream. Yeah, I think I might have to make it my display instead of my fucking... Yeah, I'm just changing it to the display capture. Alright, let me pull up the stream on my phone. I want to read what chat says. You got two viewers out of me. Really shit. That's what I'm saying. Bro, I'm trying to grab the fucking thing. Holy shit. The things to like expand the fucking displays are so bad. It's so ass. My chat is fucking flaming me because I feel like an old man trying to navigate this shit. Alright. Someone said you leaked your gamer tag on Fortnite, Kai. I don't give a fuck. I changed it after the video. You doxxed yourself. I changed it after the video, bro. Everybody knows my fucking address because of Fortnite now. Alright, address. You're subscribed to Sensational Spidey right now. My lot to announce. You guys can plug whatever you want. I was just going to say in the description you guys can find their links. Can I announce who's address I know? No. You can be specific to say the street and everything. I know everyone's address because of my Etsy, but I'm not trying to go to jail. No, I know a very popular YouTuber's address because he bought an Ant-Man suit from me. Oh shit. I think I know who you're talking about. Is it Mr. Mask? Mask videos? No, I don't think I've ever spoken with him. Okay. I have a way that we play. I want to know if this sounds good to y'all. This is how I play with my friends. One of us stays on the ship and plays Five Nights at Freddy's with the monitor. Watching us and telling us about monsters to the walkie-talkie. And two of us will go into the fucking base and get shit and talk to the whoever's on the fucking Five Nights at Freddy's on the monitor. I would like to get some action personally. I would like to get some action personally. Let's all go out together at first. Yeah, he has to be the... No, sorry, go on. We just played Five Nights at Freddy's the whole stream. That's what I'm saying. Actually? Yeah, let's do action first. We'll just put the walkie-talkies I ordered back on the ship. Yeah, we'll go back to that later. Also, I forgot to say this. Every time someone donates, it plays a knocking sound. For you? Yeah, for me and my headphones. Someone just said they know my email. My email is a public domain. Alright, bitch, we drop in. Somebody said FNAF stream went. I wish. Alright, boys, we drop in. Oh, fuck, wait, did he just jump off the ship? Alright, wait. You're allowed to do that. Dude, if you jump too far off, too far back, you'll fucking fall on some sand or some shit. Like, quick sand. No, when I play with my friends, I experiment to see. Wait, wait, wait, wait, we have a package coming. Oh, okay. I fucking ordered some goddamn... some flashlights. There you go. How good is the visibility out of that mask? Uh, I can see the game pretty well, as well as, like, not having it on. What do you use for mesh? I don't think we've ever discussed mesh. I use PC... Oh, there's the walkie-talkie. Oh, me too. I'll take the walkies back to the ship. I use steel mesh. Are you steel wool on my ass? Yeah, just drop the walkies off in the locker. Nope. Alright, good shit, let's go finger some monsters. Oh, god. I don't know what... I don't know what's wrong with me. I've just fucking been sus-nation recently and just saying anything that comes to mind. We need to get him on some pills. That's the problem, though. Oh, that reminds me. I gotta take my multi-vitamin. I already took mine today. I used to take fucking vitamins. I'm not doing that. I recommend it. It probably worsened my autism, not gonna lie. That's real. Okay. With the mask, it's so much fucking darker in here. Were there three flashlights and I just missed one? Oh, no. There was only two. I only bought two because we could only afford two. You know what? That's fair. Oh, wait. There's a fucking... There's a thingy right here. I'm gonna take it out. Playing that company. Wait, where the fuck did y'all go? Oh, you got a sign. I got a screw. Hello? Where you left us, dude? Let me whack ya. I heard something. I heard something. Was it this? I heard some fucking crackling. Sounds good to me. Oh, I just heard a two. Two fucking engines, boy. And a screw. I got a weapon. Find any Uber guys. I can smack them. Oh, wait. Let me do an audio check. Chat, is the audio really fucking bad? I got another thing. We're in the echo chamber right now. What's quota? How much money we need to make? No. Is it 130? We already hit it. I'm trying to get as much fucking dough as possible and get as much content as possible. Alright, let's go. There's nothing down here. There's no content down here. Dammit! Fuck! Well, we can make that jump to the left. Yeah, not gonna lie. There might be content over there. We're going to have to. I've never done this before. I didn't even wait for Kai to move. I could have died. Oh, there's a flask over there. I'm scared to... Now let's go. Dog, I cannot fucking see. So it makes fucking... Well, I can see, but the darkness is way more threatening. You'll issue. Bro, no, I got this. Yeah, the monsters are going to... Oh, shit! Wait, wait, drop the fucking... Come here, come here, come here. Follow my voice. Where the fuck is the stop sign? He has it. Drop it, drop it, drop it. Drop the stop sign. He's so cooked. He's so cooked. He's so... Jake, bro. Something bad is happening. Oh, wait, wait, okay. We got to get Jake's body dog. Let's go. I can go first. Okay, I got him. I got him. Let's go. Bro, I'm edge of timing this motherfucker right now. See, I know the popular media, guys. I can make fucking weightless references. He's... Jake just said he's edging in chat. They don't even know what's happening yet. They're not on that level yet. No. But we can't go in the ladder. Nah, you just got a fucking full body leap that shit. Are you scared me? You're good. Fuck, I missed the jump. Come on. And you're working out yet you missed that jump. What? What was it all for? Bro, my muscles don't translate over into the fucking video game. Bro, hasn't been churning his thumbs. No. I used keyboard and mouse. I am my fucking flashlight today. God damn it. Mine's not. Fucking poor shit. And Jake's fucking dead. It's okay. It's okay. We'll just send a letter to his mom or something. I don't like that noise. What was that? I don't know. I just fucking got scared and jumped. I don't know. That was, but we should probably leave. Yeah, if you hear a large rumbling just turn around and run the other direction because that's the fucking earthworm. I heard a horror movie noise. Yeah, not gonna lie. That frightened me. I don't know what that was about. It's just Jake fucking with us. He unmuted and played some video games. Oh yeah, probably. Suss. I'm deafened though. Oh shit. Alright, I guess we just take off. W. Can we put his body in the thing? Actually wait, let me... Store item. It says my hands are full. Oh damn. It would have been worth a shot. I fucking hate the note system in this game. They are always the most inaccurate fucking bullshit. No, it's right. I was the laziest employee. No, but I should have been the most profitable. God damn it. Did you get the most profit? I got those batteries. Those fucking big engines. I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, actually, you guys probably deserve it. Someone in chat said they hate me because I don't like the new animated series. T'Nass? You don't like T'Nass? I've never watched it. It just doesn't look good to me. You are a fucking nut sack liquor. T'Nass is fucking awesome. What's wrong with that? Yeah, what's wrong with licking nut sacks? Pie. Because like nut sacks are fucking like nasty. That's why. We're going to get you canceled now. Speak for yourself, Kai. I shall work today. I'm not even sick. But a nut sack in fucking... In just clean or unclean, that thing still is like a fucking hanging nut sack. It's not fucking appealing. You lick nut sack. It's appealing to some people. No. I like how you're just standing there. He's like, I'm being serious. It's appealing to some people. Nope. Now, it may not be appealing to me, but neither is the new animated series. We got anything fucking... The computer knows what day it is? Yeah, it's Wednesday. No items in storage. No items in storage. Judgment. How did we get from tenast to nut sack? I don't know. It's a rave. We can... Uh... Pinch and roll. Oh yeah, party time. No pinch and rolly. No, someone asked. Are we going to land? Yeah, let's land. Where are we dropping? I think this place is fun. Also, we still have to wait for another game to get a fucking flashlight. And he cut out. We still have to wait for another fucking game. Oh yeah, we need a bike. Oh, I don't like this place. I got killed by bees last time. Just don't... Don't approach the bees. Avoid the bees. I know where to go, y'all. Where to go? Right here. Yeah, Cameron is right. Tenast doesn't feel like Spider-Man. What are you talking about? I don't know. I've never watched it. It's like College Era Spider-Man. That was done better in the 90s. Okay, but it didn't feel like an actual... Say what you will about the 90s series, but they don't feel like... I would argue that they don't feel like real college students. And Tenast, they're like mother fuckers who drink and say fucking bitch and shit. I say that. I'm not a college student. No, but I mean like they actually feel like college students. They're all horny fucks who are trying to bang each other and shit. You got a point. There's email! Present! Look, I wouldn't know. I haven't seen... Oh, you got another fucking time. Fuck yeah! I don't like that noise, dawg. I heard that crunching noise. So like if a a head grabber grabs your head, you drop all your items. Oh, I'm not going to drop my flashlight. No, you will. Why? If a head grabber grabs it. What just happened? I got a hair brush. Oh, nice! You got a lot of hair. Ah! Ah! Fuck off! Fuck off, bitch! I'm out. We did it! Holy shit! Wait, I need to turn my mic on. My good friend, that mic is quiet as hell. Here, I turned it up. I turned it up. Did you guys fucking clock what just happened? Yeah, the Bracken. Fuck, holy shit. That's like a no-go. That is a no-go. We can go down to the fire at the bottom. Yeah, but like that motherfucker's fast. He'll probably find us again unless we're quiet. That's why we have weapons. I have a whisk. Can we kill him? We can kill him, but that motherfucker's like OP. Yeah, but can he yield? I don't think he can yield, but motherfucker, he has shit on him that he doesn't need to yield. I don't even know if he needs... I don't even know if he can read. He is built different. Here, I'm trying to read chat to see if fucking... chat. Is mic audio ass? Is the fucking video ass? Is everything ass? I know my mic is ass. It's not that bad. Well, it's going through a filter for the game anyways. So we gotta be fucking quiet as shit. What if I just screamed at the top of my lungs? Shhh. I turned the fucking shit off. Voices. I got a cookie tray. Jake, shut the fuck up. You want the whole nine cookies? I think we can... We have Christmas. It's fine. As long as we're not like Ethan Bradbury like slamming on the mic. It's a 26 pound cookie tray. How the fuck... Yeah, how the fuck is it 26 pounds? What the fuck? Oh yeah. Where is it bro? Just run to the exit. Just run to the exit. Fuck it got me. Fuck it got me. Fuck it got me. We leave. Alright, bye. Bro, they're such pussies. They're such pussies. Jake? Bro, they're so scared. Oh no, he is dead. I suck. These motherfuckers though. That sucks. I did die. Well, I've got my... We can make some cookies. He can hear us though. Yeah, I know. There's content baby. He won't get any cookies when I make them. Motherfucker! I wanted those fucking cookies dude. How's that gonna work? Well, I found it so I think I deserve the extra. Yeah, you deserve the extra. That's fucking horse shit. I was the one who scared off that goddamn thing in the first place. And I don't get any fucking cookies. That's fucking horse cock. What the fuck was that? Oh, there's a... There's a giant. We gotta go. There's a giant. We gotta go. The ship's right here though. Yeah, we gotta get in it and leave. Where is he bro? I can't fucking see him. I don't know. I think he's right behind me. I'm not very fast. No way. Hello Kai. Holy shit. Holy shit. Damn. Damn! Don't go out there. Holy fuck. He's about to get caught in the airlock. I'll close it itself. It doesn't hurt you if you go outside. Yeah, I thought it would kill you because you're in space. Nah, I locked my brother out one time and I didn't do anything. Oh, that's kind of funny. Fuck, I'm alive. Good work, boys. We made it and we still have all our fortnite loot. I want those fucking cookies though. Zach, did you get killed by the giant? Yeah, that bitch got me. Did you hear me saying go without me? Dude, I fucking was watching you get eaten. The whole stream saw it. Okay. We have one flashlight. We have one flashlight. Yeah, I have it. Unless you have another. I took this one off your body. Did you recharge it? Nice. Good. Dad catches his son saying the N-word in Fortnite, Trio. So what are you talking about? My chat just likes to say things. I guess. Where's my... Oh, I'm like, where's my phone as I'm looking at my phone? On the next... Clear. All right, let's go. Wee! We out this bitch. What was that laugh? Oh, I don't know. That must have been a monster or something. Was that you, you fucker? No. It was him. That's my... That's my Dane Dahon green goblin lamp. Oh my god. Wait, you're right. That is him. He was such a little fucking goober in that movie. I love him. Don't talk shit. I'll kill you. I found a ladder. I like Tazim too. I just think it's at its best when the movie isn't saying anything. There's no sound. Do you like the soundtrack? Well, no, I mean... Well, I was going to say the soundtrack is good. You just take away the dialogue and the movie becomes like a fun visual treat with nice music. It's my birthday. Now it's time for me to light my candles. Fucking parkour master, goddammit. For real? I almost didn't make it. That would have been funny. You slab your face on the edge. You fucking follow us. I think I can make that jump from this thing to the entrance. Okay, let's see it. I pray for your ankles. I have to get on that rail. Nice. My call it Tazim. That's acronym. Nice. 3 for 3, baby. Okay. My cookies this time, you fuck. Hey. I'm going to remember that shit, goddammit. There's fucking mist over... Oh, there's a turret. He's dead. Do you have a sign? I don't have anything to hit him with. He's dead. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Don't go in there! This is going so well. Oh my god, where did that thing go? Oh, there it is. Let's go home. Yeah. It's just not worth it sometimes. I mean, we can come back with a street sign and kill it, but... That's true, but we don't have a lot of materials either. That's true. We might as well just call it, go to the company, sell our stuff, not die by roaming fucking dogs that are out here trying to eat you. What? Yeah, you just got to be quiet if you hear anything. Oh. Oh, this company... Don't ask for the song name. I can't tell you the song name. I was making a joke. Wait, what? Are you still carrying his body? Where are you? Oh, I thought there was just a bot. I thought I got in the train before you. Ben, I just started the ship. I didn't even check. And, uh... I don't want to get locked out. The door's going to close you out. Yeah, I don't want to get locked out. Oh, shit, is that my mutual Jake? Yeah. Ugh! I got this motherfucker's Zach in my arms. It's a little romantic. Sensational Spidey has returned from the dead. I'm going to take my mask off. I can't do it anymore. The mask comes off. Ugh! This is not very cool. I got to have a drink there. Let me make sure I don't look rough. Okay, I look like a fucking Karen wearing a Spider-Man suit, but that's fine. That's okay. That's okay. What the fuck? Oh, you're like rocking back and forth and from the side it kind of looks like you're giving some top. Yeah. Oh, wait, are we at the company building? Yeah, I think so. Make sure you ring the bell seven times. No, no, no, no. I like playing Russian Roulette with it, though. Now, that's content. Bro, the back of my hair looks like a fucking bird's nest. So does mine. That's okay. I want my hair to be perfect, though. I look like a Karen. I want my hair on. Uh, you know Jacob from... I don't remember their ad. It's like a rose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A dog-based dog, or formerly known as dog-based dog. Oh! I wish I had it. Yeah, he has nice hair. I'll take the PS4 if it isn't orange. I don't know. It either is orange or it isn't orange, and it is orange, but that's okay. Thank you. Holy fucking shit. It's all that goddamn loot, bro. And Zach's fucking body. If you like the PS4 suit, you should check my Twitter. I'm selling one. No, I'm going to make a full one from scratch. Well, then you don't have to buy it. That's true. But anybody in the fucking chat can buy it. That's, yeah. That's my shameless plug for the day. Really, should I ever heard the store? What they got in the store? Let me buy some shit before Zach comes back. We still have a flashlight, right? Or did Zach just die with that? No, I haven't. Okay, sweet. Let me get Zach back in here, actually. Okay. He's so white. It was like a flashbang when the light hit his skin. I'm putting the- I want to put the mask back on so bad. I want to put the mask back on so bad. That's what the point of the mask is. It really is. They say that I need glasses and all that I can ask for. Oh, no, I was good. We were having tea. Why are we so sad, kid? Nice. Yeah, I wasn't dead. Have you heard the- Have you heard the gay version of the dream song? I haven't even heard the full version of the real dream song. Hold on. Hold on. I got it for you. The gay version of the dream song. Oh, no, I've heard the gay version. Okay, sweet. Oh, I have not. Can I sing it? Yes, here, sing it for me. I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time stare at his nutsack as they hold back my come-to-night hour- Appropriate. No, bro, but this dream we're talking about, bro. Dream stands, be typing out on Twitter for Dream. That's my worst nightmare, I think. To have stands? Yes. That's my worst fucking nightmare. Is that why you deleted your discord? Yes. No, bro, I deleted my discord because they kept fucking saying the N-word and fucking being racist and shit. Oh, no. Who's they? The people in chat. Well, no, just like sometimes somebody would come in the server and they would say like, well, I feel like I can say it because I'm fucking autistic, but they'd be like, you're fucking retarded and I'd be like fucking clapped. Get out of my server and it would happen like every day. The day the server got banned it was because three people in a row said retard and one of them was like quoting the last guy who got banned so I was like, don't even play like that. I banned him and then another guy was like, wait, we can't say retard and then I fucking clapped him and I was like, okay, bro, the server's cooked. It's over. You should have just had auto mod. That's unfortunate. Well, that's also the thing. If I have auto mod, how does the auto mod know who can say certain slurs unless I'm giving people like roles that are sus. But I don't want to tell people they can't say they're fucking, you know. You're not the one telling them. I love seeing the auto mod in Zach's server flag like just harmless messages. Yeah. And then people try to like work around it and send the same message like four different times slightly different. We pretty much have everything if we bought flashlights. First, still dancing. I mean, I'm dancing but I'm playing with transformers because I need something to do with my hands when we're not playing the game. Do you guys want to go somewhere eclipsed? I think that would be so awesome. Sinked up. Like the back and forth? That's very nice. Yeah, dog. I keep my little bro bumblebee at my desk so I can transform him when I'm bored. When I'm bored, I don't know what I do. Guys, we're going somewhere eclipsed so it might get a little wet and wild. Just the way I like it. So keep in mind we should probably be a little quieter while we wait for the package to come. Kai, I'm not even going to shoot a toad yet. If you make a Patreon only discord server I'm buying that shit instantly. Time to profit off of your fans, Kai. No. Which lego person death sounds can you make? Oh! Run! I'm good at Django fat. Like he goes, he goes, I'm good at that one. Five nights at Freddy's. Five nights at Freddy's. Alright, when the shit lands? I don't like dogs. Oh, you can just move the computer? Okay, wait, we have to make it in a way so there's like a path. We don't want to miss our fucking package, god damn it. Oh, shoot. Oh, it's here. Alright, I'm going to do it and I'm going to get them both. He's at the package. You're all de-stract him. No. Arse! He's not… He's not moving. Yuck he's going out. Oh my god… Seems to have an issue. That's Kai alive? Uh-oh. What do we do about that? way we're so cooked we're so cooked we're so you all die I've never I've never had everyone all died we're so cooked you just lose all the stuff in the ship but we didn't have anything anyway yeah I think we also get a pay decrease that wasn't no eclipse world I didn't know we could come in like what's rearrange the shit real quick come through the barricade we made yeah that didn't that wasn't very successful huh it was kind of bro that was kind of cringe when he flew through the thing how do I pin my fucking shit I'm trying to pin something so people know it'll play a knocking sound when I fucking I can pin other people's messages but not my own that is so cringe you want me to say yeah that works don't need to scare PSM major bag alert major bag alert that's how I'm trying we have us we have a spare flashlight in here I don't know where that came from it was by the bunk beds let me also fuck with the with the widgets real quick so that it's louder oh um I we might have all fucking died we lost all our shit so we are the flash did you grab a flashlight before you died no but we all died so we lost everything anyway yeah but there's a there's a I don't know where this came from but oh wait there's a flashlight nice to meet you Bob draws he said nice to meet you spider-man cosplayers not Kai yeah what the fuck yes I am no yes I am Bob Bob said no bro you're not real what are you talking about wake up wake up wake up no don't do this to me please it was all a dream we're just here for the ride I don't know how to order things I always just been like the guy who dies when I play this game I'll just be the computer man damn I need to learn how to make a profit off my cosplay only I've considered it yeah that one guy I would love it oh no you remember when I Zach knows about public knowledge I don't know if I want it to be that one you're just you're just you're just shooting it out there huh yeah wait what I wait what I missed what you just said nothing happened no no I could tell it it's been years what there was a guy who there was a guy who dm'd me on Instagram was like I will give you money wait wait wait in photos and he like I was like how much will you give me and he said name your price and I said I want $300 I want to buy a Nintendo switch and he said are I done and then he said he wanted no he wanted photos of me in my ant-man suit like tied up like being held hostage by Deadpool and so like I just got drunk with my friends and they tied me up in my kitchen in my ant-man suit and like it we took a shit ton of photos because it was funny I got $300 out of it and I bought a switch and then he came back again and I was like this time I want $500 and so he sent me $500 and I sent him more photos I think we're supposed to park for a way up I would love that but oh god damn it bro I would love if someone fucking made me take pictures of spider-man for money I do that well this is years ago and then he lost his job and his wife divorced him so he won't send me any more money damn it what the fuck so we need to we need to find him a new wife and a job so he can get you more money yeah it was good it was $100 just for getting drunk and having fun upstairs I didn't even have to get naked what I was in the suit you just want to see you but I was wearing socks real socks not even on like he didn't even get free feet well because it wasn't free but you know and then I photoshopped that picture into a picture of you keeping kids oh no remember that what oh yeah I had an ex-girlfriend who like her mom was a teacher so she took spider-man to class to talk with like the preschool kids that she taught and then like I say it's a fancy spider and shit it's on me sorry I had to drop this shit off my bed I had to I had to drop that off oh no but that you just didn't I just didn't like my story no I loved your story I was just like fuck I have shit in my hand like we got a wholesome story and a not wholesome story there's a landmine I learned what those are last night when I stepped on one I don't like the sounds in here wait where's Zach you turn the valve stop the smokers and just right there what are these sounds but I think it's a landmine beeping oh yeah all right y'all just remember we got to go through the gassing tin chamber oh just be okay we got to grab that and go cuz there's monsters that spawn once that happens don't step on the landmine do not step on the landmine run nice we did it boys holy fuck me man holy crap guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million subscribers we fucking did it what the fuck is that it's happening every time that scream was really fucking funny dude fuck it's okay Kai those are low those aren't bees don't let the bugs kill you I know bees very well they kill me every time just sent me a snapchat I asked him if he wanted to play and he ignored it damn he's a ball throw it let's see what he's doing he was in the Philippines until like this morning I think that's fair yeah he's not home he was visiting a mat nice nice he didn't actually he didn't actually get to meet Matt BAM all right do y'all want to go back in there well actually wait we have like a hundred on us right as long as we do a good hole for the next two days you ever talked to Nigel who's Nigel Nigel Chua I don't think I know who that is hmm he's cool never talk to Logan no I don't fucking talk to Logan who is Logan it doesn't matter what he's he's he's sending me to Shawn aware he he bought me a he bought a kit for me recently he DMed me and said do you want do you want to MCU style suits for your photographer to wear I was like okay and like they were free he just had to pay shipping so now Sean is gonna have a suit one time it's not a suit to a guy I want free suits God damn it bro none of the motherfuckers that print costume ever reach out for me for sponsorships that be a match made in heaven dog you have you have to reach out to them you beg for free things until you get it and then you give a bad review and then they say we are disappointed to have sponsored you true not the RPC and then you and then you get the Lotus suit and break the frame yes yes those frames are so thin honestly I don't that was valid that you broke it I felt so bad I'd nearly had it like I had a panic attack for the next three hours waiting for like the owner to respond now I know him personally I was about to be like bro do you want me to just fix it and he's like now I got it I was fucking horrified I was I know I forgot you were the one who had that broke it this way gentlemen my facial would wouldn't break like that yeah those lenses were really thin I had a face shell fall off like I was changing in a bathroom stall and I had my face shell on like the toilet paper holder and someone in the stall next to me slammed the door and my face shell fell off the toilet paper holder and just shattered they drive the monster dookie which reverberated to the stall doors yeah not a lot it was I mean I had a spare but like it was the best facial I've ever owned because it was so light and thin and breathable actually you know what I want to complain about the Lotus suit real quick why the fuck would you do comic accuracy why the fuck would you do like perfect comic book accuracy but make it fucking dull as shit I like the suit but the airbrushing was not in my opinion oh my god pot on the floor yes sir the Lotus suit I love the lenses I just don't like the rest of the suit it's it's weird it's the back rooms this is my living room this is literally like we set up a TV in here and get the shit going yeah all right not gonna lie yeah we could live here dog you're dancing you hear my breathing yeah I heard you breathing like you're dancing like you're out of breath from dancing I remember it was kind I don't fucking know why do do brown shit for the red that's what I'm saying it's like dirty bro I hate that my way did my chat say do do what bro they stole that for me I hate that I'm such a bad influence that was Asian extreme I'm gonna tell us Asian impressionable audience yeah I gotta be careful what I say or like every fucking middle school that like spider-man is gonna be talking about do do brown shit yeah you're gonna get them bullied Kai yeah I know that's why I want my merch to be good dog I don't want to get bullied here I'm gonna take this out front my merch is what just copyright infringing well okay I can put a spider on a shirt I can yes I can you can't be can't copyright a spider they couldn't copy right oh oh I thought you said I can't know where you want to cosplay scarlet spider you want to slide something my way I would definitely slide a I would put like an afternoon in a painting some cool shit on a hoodie for you my inventory is full someone pick up this egg beater where the egg be that it's over here well you can oh got you you can take your shit to the front me and Jake will escort you there's nothing up here all right let's let's take Zach up to the front real quick we are tumbling down these fucking stairs let them know not to reckon with us are we on tumbler young 2024 rise of the broken sigma oh my flashlight we have 227 smacker runes here yeah let's take this back to the ship honestly I got everything I can hold all right we're gonna make one of us will just make another trip I'll take the walkie-talkie and I'll make the second trip because there'll probably be a monster by the time we get back just don't let it get you Zach are you coming are you tired no we're out wait did you grab everything wait it was just this right there was the whisk on the ground but I'll come back for it no it's fine I'll grab it I know he got the space like that let's go let's go I'm sending my girlfriend the link to the live stream nice I sent it to everyone except for her the lotus suit should have a wens type of red bro wens made such a good classic suit yeah he did a great job what about my suit that was my suit Zach you already know that you guys both of you guys already know that I like your suits goddamn it Zach you made like debatably the best classic suit of all birds thank you that classic suit made me want to start like learn how to do it again this year but screen printed use my tutorial Jake use my today oh no I hear him I hear him galloping I was gonna use his tutorial okay I thought I heard something never mind now I hear something I heard like a crowd now there's a big red blob on the map oh that's an earthworm we need to go yo Jim Jim people keep saying hi the cum consumer you also you got to tell us I have no clue what people are talking about interesting dude it looks like a fucking somebody took a big brown shit on my head that's my hair right now oh do do brown do do brown what's your hair routine Kai do you use products I use the every man Jack Spiderman shampoo no I meant like do you put stuff into your hair when you style it or no um sometimes I put like gel if I if I like want my hair to not fucking be flopping irregularly well if you ever want if you ever want product recommendations I can help you yeah cuz you also got that that you both you got that fluffy white boy hair well my hair looks like you when I don't put anything in it do you guys want to get fucking oh wait we can't afford crack never we're gonna get Burger King no I was gonna get all chicken fries chicken fries oh there's no driving through bro I'd actually love that do one of you guys want to let's see what do I got guys let's get some spray paint why not okay I ordered some spray paint and yeah we're gonna use totally we're gonna put totally appropriate things on the wall when's made such a good suit but the only thing that comes to mind when I see that suit are the fucking no don't do that to him his suit is too good I know I know that chatter bro his suit is too good to be oh wait we have to go to the company my bad wrong place devious they're devious yeah we got a cell I forgot about that this is like this is like Spider-Man no way I was from people who use Instagram that's true I'm streaming on fucking YouTube okay why the fuck does it take so long to land the goddamn fucking ship is it cuz I have 47 pounds in my hand it's a lot not when you just fucking flip that lever all I got to do is flip that thing phallically and it's done this spray paint is gonna probably get delivered here oh that's true that's kind of funny so we got to make sure we get it before we go why am I seeing claws on the thing I don't even want to question you listies yes god damn it that was my fault god damn it was my fault they fucking took him again that was that was entirely my fault god damn it Jake go get the spray paint I rung the bell where is it purple was there only one can there is only one can hold on I gotta put the thing on to I'm really scared this man's gonna come out and grab my nuts I fucking got clapped I fucking down here I fucking got clapped oh what is this he doesn't know I'm dead oh sorry Zach hi bro I'm dead I was messing with your chat I should have changed my nickname before he played no one knows it's me bro he Jake doesn't know I'm dead wait Jake oh shit well he's watching the stream so oh bro's confused he's not talking though oh we I think I finally put it together but you got purple spray paint yeah how did you die Jake's please spray paint something on the wall oh no kill him if he does that really yeah that happened to my brother yesterday no way he spray painted bitch on the wall and the creature killed him wait like it came out yeah I think it killed him did he just spray me did he just spray me in wait you spray this that's a beautiful purple it is actually you can you can let's get guys spray me purples my favorite color do me do me wait you're shaking the other button maybe you you not even doing anything wait what the fuck it's not making him purple right am I purple you're purple little bit dog he just resists the purple I don't know is immune is he lagging are you here Jake I'm here purple my favorite color please he's purple I made him work he can't be purple give me a back spider all back shots oh fuck oh yeah no we wasted the race on Jake how did you die in there Kai he grabbed me but we left it's key that's okay we can use that in the future yeah now I have three flashlights on yeah but then the monster grabbed me by my nut sack and it was over all right the store what can we get from the store you can buy pajamas you can ring my plushy pajama man should I get that why does my flashlight keep turning on yeah put it away whatever okay I got it oh what was that I heard a squeak you got a soundboard or some such plushy pajama man oh can I get oh we can get a TV I wanted to fuck yeah let's watch them TV if TV in that one room that would have been awesome oh fuck me dude I did right when it was over to come on Jake what so Jake you haven't talked in a while I don't know if your mics fucked up what is even playing right now that's a cat wait can you hear me oh that's a cat I can't see it but I can hear you oh he's kissing the other cat please refrain from immediate self-defense wait can you hear what can you ask the crew member the following is the entity being aggressive hi Zach do you need assistance I can hear Jake I can I don't know if you begin yourself that I turn him down I literally just wanted to watch TV together and it fucking turned into a huge fucking nightmare where's the light switch I don't know don't you have a foot Jake has a flashlight these are flashlights that we can find just mute for me he might have to rejoin I mean we're in between rounds anyway right all right I'll quit and rejoin maybe that's why we couldn't maybe that's why we couldn't paint him purple yeah that makes sense oh he disappeared in his black light is only the only thing that's left if the answer to all of these questions is yes to begin your self-defense measures if the crew member is stressed here we can put them on the TV yeah there we go maybe maybe he would rather watch the TV that's true he's just our little guy yeah yeah there we go he watches cartoons real we can leave that on cartoon young man let me invite oh yeah he needs me to invite him back he's a little plump as a boy he's plump if an entity has come in contact with a crew member I won't let me invite him to the game for some reason can you shift have you here we might have to restart the game real quick that's fine you begin all right hold on chat I gotta fucking reboot the game all right we're back in the gaming tent hold on chat okay I'm back in yeah invite the game I'm here oh are we all here I'm here yeah I gotta I gotta meet the streaming I take them back to the club cannot hold until shit doesn't we're back there you can have as hard tunes now take your flashlight is on the ground it's mine it's mine it's mine instead ask the crew member the how many flashlights do we have aggressive are you injured do you need assistance if the answer to all of what I have one so probably is mine if the crew member is stressed strike a question like how was your day this is a meant by five years of experience by the time you're 18 are we training this poor child I think so watching training videos all right we have a yeah yeah yeah well at least we know he's okay if we all die true well like he'll hold down the fort three men three men hopefully hopefully he's watching the cameras not dumb cartoon no that boy is not fucking saving us if we get caught alone the trade he loves check your left side check your left oh yeah there's an emergency exit that way fire escape sift has a reference VIP back and door the doorman's intimidating no way fire escapes they have those in spider-man ps4 is a man this is a spider-man reference sorry I had to take my mask off like dream you're good I'm going in sometimes I watch your videos while I eat my food that's okay that's that's the way my videos are supposed to be watched what were you about to say sometimes I put your videos on and I start playing for tonight that's okay no I don't think they'll let us put it out here yeah we can't bring it all the way over here I think especially what if we died with the TV that would be a huge hell yeah someone understood my transformers revenge of the fallen reference how does this thing work oh yeah I would not yeah that basically just turns off all the lights in the building so we can hear things I guess brother's pro flashlights more like a whole flash but I'm getting tired of this I watch your videos when I want the elliptical in the gym nice nice oh wait let me put my let me put this shit back monster monster and be fine monster monster gonna touch my clothes let's let's are we back on I'm back in it we're where'd she go I believe he's this way you went this way I was confused that was the only way to go wait I was using this valuable things behind I didn't see it wait it's the front door we found the front door oh wow now isn't that a tree oh there's three keys I hear a noise I hear nut sacks and nutcrack there sounds like a garbage disposal maybe we should go see what that is yeah I got two keys I found where is that it's just valve wait it doesn't even let us do it yeah that sucks why the fuck won't it let us pull the fucking thing maybe we're too weak dog we are so looped up in here we're deep is this one work no no maybe we need like a wrench or some shit yeah that's an egg beater not a found a okay if we take that we got a dip I got all right we got a dip we got a dip remember we went through the fog to get out of here never mind never mind we're good oh it's a motherfucker bro oh shit no we're so we're so cooked we're so lost I'm over here I got I got fucked I got fucked I got fucked I got fucked I got fucked I got guys yeah no no no should I drop all my stuff fuck me man I'm fucked oh they're so cooked they're so good this is also a dead end if we don't figure this out soon we went past the exit we know where it is that's where he died oh yeah maybe don't go this way then but I feel like it's gonna be near here somewhere where'd you go bro there are monsters did you go up the stairs or did you well the two that probably spawned at the snare in the in the loop bug right here okay come this way like a damn rattlesnake we got to go where he died I think I can't run very fast okay go go it left it left go not picking up my body but there's a bad noise I know this bad voices I know that's a dead end my flash it's about to die Jake I'm scared my flashlight died oh my god they are they are they are so cooked dead end what the fuck Jake well if we stick to one wall we have to get there eventually stick to the left side bro they're back at my body again oh here's it be with me okay go up go up go up go up go up go up oh my god yeah thank you we got to go left what the fuck is that there's something over there yeah I think it's that fucking like that I don't think they know that it's not hostile that let's keep go this is the right way no they're gonna hear it that's locked they're in a completely new room there's stairs yeah we have not been in here before I feel like we're close this is a dead end fuck that door right that door well there's only so many more dead ends we could run into yeah like that one oh do not fall no you're self yeah seriously I didn't realize that there's no left in here that's locked hang on how do I slice uh slice uh one of them movie doors I'm not are we sure that's we didn't get I can't even see you did it nice I don't know where we're going Jake why do you bring us over here we can't even see the pole oh you guys are so cooked okay I'm done following you I don't know I'm kind of confident Zach is gonna get him out of here useful in a circle the way we just did I'm good I'm fighting my own way oh my god this sucks there's a guy that way I think we need to go this way come here I'm no bitch that's where we came from I'm pretty sure okay this way I've got a good feeling I've got a bad feeling like we haven't been here I'm a present okay maybe we'll get a weapon nope the steering wheel someone's running their shoes I don't know where they're gonna run out of time at this point they're gonna run out the clock I wonder what guys think I'm thinking y'all are gonna run out the fucking clock what time I don't know but it's gonna be sure yeah seriously seriously my voice crack let's ignore that let's ignore that let's ignore that this is the dead end we just went in the circle you guys are so cooked you guys are so good for himself you guys are so cooked no way Zach finds it oh oh he made it this up they ran out the clock they ran out the fucking clock oh my god bro you guys ran out the clock all right I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna go get something to eat real quick it's not gonna take me more than like 15 minutes but if you guys want to entertain the stream just know that the camera is looking at you from the more than like 15 minutes is my face cam on I will it's just my face cam I'll be right back you want to if you want to put it on discord maybe we can entertain them I'm just gonna go get food I'll be back in like 10 minutes on green thank you for your cooperation and happy travel are you bringing enough for the whole class or what that sucked I didn't know where to go I got so lost Nora would so smooch the Bracken good for her all right sensational Spidey and Jake question time yes ask us all your questions and we will answer them asking questions that you have for Kai and character as Kai yeah we'll pretend to be Kai he is a government psi up and not real he was we made him oh they can't even see him he's here to that's that's Gomez yeah Gomez little guy and he's got a little clipboard is playing with genuine hooligans yeah where hooligans can Kai adopt me yeah hi does adopt people he's known to do that sensational Spidey I believe I make orange look good on suits I can hear myself well maybe that's actual orange but like your profile picture looks fine Zach how much would you rate this suit I grow from made for you a million out of a million it's beautiful who are your favorite SMPC modders I know tango personally I grow fro so he's cool I saw your model Jake I know agro fro he made he made a mod of my McLean suit for free it's very nice of him Gomez likes that and tango I paid him to make my unbreakable suit my name the best moon ace does Kai have any restraining orders yeah where is car who's car Kai he's getting a sandwich car is Kai I assume so Kai is gone it's just us now who's the I'm maybe I don't want to name names but there was one modder that was like he posted his rainy suit mod and said this is what insomniac should do they should put effort into their suits and that made me mad I think agro fro but I don't know I don't want to slander his name if I'm not sure I don't remember exactly who it was but it it pissed me off a little bit thank you creators entertainment this kind enemy of the government probably we want tray I've never met tray I'm sorry I haven't either rave time epilepsy warning oh wait Kai have a car I don't know yeah he has a Lambo is Kai on more than three watch list I don't know we're I mean this is 103 people watching him now so maybe some people have that on a list that's a trick list yeah it's my name is with an H but this is one of the things I'm busy with today yes after this I have to assemble about eight face shells we could totally just trap Kai maybe I look up the second you put that down can you guys do ASMR yeah here's a sprite zero can ASMR that's actually really good let's keep that going wait by filing cap where's the filing oh shoot here we'll do this one right here but the TV up here I think he's back we're back I'm stuck fuck we're back I'm gonna turn this I'm gonna turn the camera off while I eat because I don't want to get food on my suit and I also don't want my chat to be back seat sprite zero more like a poor Ragnarok am I right ah Nora you get it I got him up there hold on I have any kids someone in my chat just asked me if I have any children is Kai a felon I am not a felon I have not yet you committed confess to them on stream I didn't confess to any specific crime that's why I'm asking you to I think every human being should do a little trespassing every now and then it's a god it's a god-given right to trespass yeah given right tax evasion guys guys what the fuck to leave what oh never mind bro I'm a mask two kids hi what is your fursona my fursona bro I had a wolf OC name fucking nut grabber that shit was awesome someone just texted me y'all are bad at lethal company bro that's what they always say everyone's always fucking backseat gaming in the chat whenever we play a game no it's a number I don't have it might be Caleb does Caleb have my number I don't know Caleb's number that's not let's not read it out on the street though I'm inside the cabinet I just asked who it is I don't know the TV is levitating not for me oh yeah it is wait we make a little guy he got cut off god damn it hello it is Caleb can we make him levitate you probably could but fuck I forgot to grab a fucking flash great man but we have no money oh it seems I fucked up the cabinet it's it's all right here now oh okay it's like floating I have a I have a plan forgot that I I'm guys I'm gonna stay on the ship I'm gonna stay on the ship one of Jake Jake yeah I need you to take the walk I need you to take the walkie-talkie and bring it inside and I'll tell you guys where the loot is because you guys ain't got no flashlight I'm gonna be your eyes I have a key I let me move all this fucking shit out of the way god damn it my grandma is on the mic and she's talking about how she had to give my granddad some sloppy over New Year's Eve and she really didn't like that you just set it into the fucking walkie oh there's a monster in there oh he got bugged he's literally like walked right into the headcrab just grab the oh fuck just just grab the walkie off his dead body or something yeah there's a some lootington in there oh did he walk outside wait is he dead wait so he walked outside and the monster got off him nice nice okay I guess just go back inside I can tell you guys where the loot is all right there's a monster in that left room do not go in the room on the left left as in left from the door main door Jake oh my fucking God tell that man to go outside again oh there's somebody coming so just be careful okay wait is it just waiting at the door what is that flying around with you guys wait I'm like pretty I'm like pretty sure there's a coil head in there cuz it only moves when they're not looking at it we're back we're back he lost the walkie talkie god damn it I think it fell on the pit did you drop the walkie in the pit yeah when a headcrab landed on me that's pretty funny yeah I literally I was Freddy's next day we have like oh we're gonna have to go fucking crazy tomorrow oh shit we only got one more day left we got fucking $30 which you what you never told us what you're eating oh I'm having fucking oh wait I'm gonna go back out there with the flashlight it's two yeah I'm having fucking mushroom pasta what is that entail some mushrooms and it's like it's like mushrooms wrapped in the the flashlight over here nice can you order as many of those as you want per day I didn't know they came within the hour honestly I thought they came next trip yeah well there's a spider in here so be careful that's that's our blood yeah we got to be careful y'all we got to make sure he knows we respect him bro we're one in the same we all have eight legs hi spider he was that way so maybe we should go oh in the headcrab's right at the wait did y'all beat him what's that guy yeah we come in I don't I'm pretty sure that thing is harmless as long as you don't fuck with it I'm so scared I'm so scared Booga Booga Booga Booga bro I'm worried lethal company is coming Booga Booga Booga Booga we need to go sicko mode if we want to survive there's nothing up here damn how'd you go all the way around are you what you jumped across I found a door oh wait Nora I'd love to have you I'd love to have you in in the next lethal company stream where there's nothing that's what I said I almost dropped my fucking pasta okay I did not know Jake came out so I thought there was an extra man I got scared but that'd be funny no there were guys so I left yeah there's a little dudes in there yeah those are those are looting bugs they hurt us they're like territorial they try to take your loot and shit they're either like if you if you take their loot honestly we don't have a lot of time left and we can just make it up tomorrow on a real note on a real note we got to go sicko mode tomorrow that's true we're gonna die yeah we're kind of we're kind of we're kind of clapped we're kind of clapped if we don't go hard we're at our child you know oh he's floating that's right I'll play five nights at Freddy's this time okay we got to get a if we can afford to them if not we'll just all run out and grab as much shit as we can yeah we got to get some we got to get enough loot for a flashlight I guess we walkie I guess we better go out and just go crazy we need to fucking run in that bitch thank you Uber we got to run in that bitch and fuck that thing we have to fuck the company we have to fuck the contract rather not we have to we have to fuck the company we must have intercourse with the company why is our son floating floating he's just got like a disease the actual son I was like doesn't the son usually do that the son is suspended in orbit well actually actually the son I was gonna be fucking nerdy but I don't know fucking this run in here whatever the son actually had his own gravitation old Paul it's it's just stay in there oh that's just what it do you'd be like that Kai are you gonna scream spider-man 2 when the DLC comes is the grass fucking green I'm sorry I don't mean to be so not right now it's winter it's dead the grass the grass is green though the grass my grass is green too but you don't know where they live you can't assume the grass is green I walked in before you could finish yelling hey engine oh there's a Rubik's Cube there's a bowl and a thingy alright I'm take I already have enough loot to take out bro we are indeed going to come on I heard water this company's lethal dude son is out freezing cold that's how you already know today my dog will probably do it for a Louis belt I'm hearing somebody moving breath someone's making me move someone's making that motion it's me no but like a different kind of motion oh like a scary guy in motion oh my like an eight-legged motion one of those eight leggers I don't like how fucking loud we run through this building it's horrifying dude you fucking jump scared me when you ran across the hallway someone's slurping some shit around here wait Jake Jake Jake Jake oh he's still alive I heard him Jake oh fuck me man nah I heard him say hello well he's out here Jake oh Jake oh watch out where are you be careful with the landmine though yeah it's not past it but just we only have like a couple more seconds with the light on me well to put that out to see how much we got yeah let's do a probably need a probably need a little something else let's do a money spread holy fuck do you think that'll be enough I don't know here let's let's just we have enough I think here let's see let's take it back to the ship and add it up if not we'll do another run we got to do another one anyway to grab the thing so peaceful out here wow what about you fellas ever be rocking with whimsy when there would be every day you ever be whimsical oh I love being whimsical you just enjoy the nature of the beautiful music wow she take my money when me yeah dog real no facts about women guys I'm gonna become one of those youtubers yeah you're gonna be a woman hater all right let's go get that engine yeah we need to get like stream we might have to get like 80 to 100 bucks more stuff after this gear my hello Jake hey why is your name Zook that's my gamer name oh that sounds like that sounds like goonie like that sounds like a synonym for goonie like I'm zooking my mom is to call me Zook when I was a baby so that's that's why I do my bad I guess you was trying to call you a gooner there's nothing down there there's nothing down there I already went on there I'm hearing that slurpy you don't have enough we don't know he's so cooked he is so cooked please don't tell me it got him oh he's coming he's coming he's coming we're so cooked we're so cooked making my way downtown walking fast places passing I'm homebound oh my god he's just thinking about life oh I got so scared oh so hard motherfuckers want to find me ball so hard motherfuckers want to find me damn he does not want it he does not want it I'm kind of trying to instigate him right now where is he bro there's something galloping out there I thought it was galloping towards me yeah it's one of those fucking galloping monsters I fucking hate those fuckers I was good you know I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out there's no way we're gonna make it there's no way we're gonna make it we're cooked we're cooked if this is all we have we're cooked oh he's back oh we're fucking dad y'all we're fucked unless we can find some bullshit to sell to the company no it doesn't matter no I mean like if we can sell some stuff on our ship I think we can sell the spray paint can we sell the TV I don't want to have to sell anything like I don't want to have to sell my nuts I'm selling the spray paint can I would willingly give up one of my nuts that's what we got to one of them's one of them's for giving away no I don't disagree I'd go as far as to say I agree give away our nuts not we don't need them we do need those think about your children I don't plan on having kids although if I don't have balls imagine if you got in a fight and you just didn't have balls you could win every fight ever not gonna lie you would be kind of OP let me just oh my god he was spiffy with that we have $260 but but I know what we can do are we doing just wait just wait can we just give them explosives just wait I'm about to I'm about to come in clutch fucker come here you must die you must die put them on the table Jake Jake have to sell your body we have to do it it's the only way where is he no he killed himself fuck god damn it he fucking killed himself take his body please please let it be enough please let it be enough it was only worth five dollars are you kidding me I killed him for nothing god damn it I killed it for not I killed him for nothing the game is over we're fucking cooked man I have nothing to show for myself I'm ashamed I killed my friends I scared them away for what for what you could have sold the shovel you just bought you could have sold your shovel and your flashlight but no your first idea I was doing what I had to god damn I think the I think the shovel wasn't it I think the shovel only would have like sold for like five bucks yeah yeah whatever our first day no our TV we lost everything do you guys want to play anymore I'll do whatever I gotta go the bathroom quick though all right I'll let I'll let you take a toilet break oh you'll let us thank you yes you're not allowed unless I say you can take a big shitty all right we can get three flashlights what else here is $15 someone in the chat said play fortnight unironically I think the fortnight video fucking made me want to play fortnight more because I've been playing fortnight unironically and I actually had a lot of fun getting the fucking footage for that video it's good content I'll play fortnight real oh yeah I'm shit at it though that's a good builder no build I usually do no build oh thank god let's see what let's see what Zach has to say if he wants to play some young fortnight we can do it we can do it another stream I'm not adverse to doing like random innocuous less effort things on the stream than my usual chicanery I don't I don't know what chicanery means unusualness or like I think it's like the a synonym for like craziness oh yeah you're crazy man crazy motherfucker that's so true the use of trickery to achieve a political financial or legal purpose oh okay so that's not what so it means that you're that means you're a little trickster I am a little trickster all right I little trickster so we wait so do you play fortnight Zach do you play for yeah all right we'll play for Jake plays for tonight well you have to play fortnight sometimes yes I prefer no build personally yes W W's in the shaft not playing to be an architect W's in the shot playing to get killed W's in the chat I jumped on the pumpkin I'm up here I'm waiting for this ship to come with our fucking flashlights guys guy who's your favorite fictional character named guy mine is Guy Fieri Guy Fieri is pretty cool the guy from Ryan not real me I have a plan hang on I have a plan keep it there I have a plan oh fucking jump on top of it yes no way yes yes what is about space but we're about to win the cold war with that shit all right it's this way we're getting out of the cold war with this one yeah I'm cold that's quite a drop for tonight yeah I can take it our core I actually did take it I'm so good yeah dog I almost grabbed the bottle I almost grabbed the bottle of puff paint on my desk like it was my drink great a fuck up some custers wait so do you how often do you actually drink Baja blast I thought everybody say alcohol no less less often than I drink alcohol damn you should I like I'm a bit of a fraud I get the zero sugar Baja blast because there's a lot of sugar I mean that's okay you're trying to be healthy isn't yeah like you're worse for you I only look at calories and that's that's the eating disorder and I got some I got some bottles for us to crack open boys nice no I get talk about like once a week we got we got you realize you almost killed yourself jumping off true I saw that it's the same thing I did last time yeah nothing nothing nothing yeah dog we about to get a payout buildings pussy sometimes when I'm with my girlfriend we'll get Baja blast and then go to another restaurant and eat like we took Baja blast into Chipotle once oh my god where the fuck oh that's not good okay we all live I kind of want to run in front of it and see what's in that other room would you believe it's a dead end damn just sprint over oh he made it I feel like we can trick a monster into running in front of that thing that's a great idea if only we can pick it up minecraft me that enderman bro the way you guys run around this building is fucking horrifying oh bottle it's a flashbang what wait guys this door is locked yeah you just walk around there's a turret go this way that man's a shot of her after you good sir I'm jump oh there's a turret right it frightened me oh fuck me always so no flashbang that oh it's right there what if we go really fast okay okay that shit almost assassinated you and my flashlight is out can we disable the turret with the oh guys slime slime fortnight slime fortnight slime it's it's literally at the way that we have to use to jump over the thing it's coming towards you I think I think it might get shot at guys Jake oh I think Jake got clapped yeah okay so the slime will only go oh I won't let me pick up Jake watch out for the slime on the floor Zach I got a flashbang it's bro are you good Zach Zach oh we are so cooked I can't even see it I'm just gonna have to take a guess that it was so close what happened you missed the job I was on the thing and my I fucking slipped I fucking slipped I hit the flashbang and then right into the slime oh fuck we're so but I'd like I'd like to think that the flashbang just malfunctioned and I fucking blew up into a million pieces that's kind of what it sounds like yeah I kind of I kind of thought that's what you might have that was a good death yeah I went I went out pretty gloriously not gonna lie I fucking broke my goddamn enclave all right well at least this is this is one of the easy easiest maps in the game actually we don't have any flashlights I got killed that's okay we don't need we very much do when I'm in me someone bought my suit damn bro oh wait really now I now I can buy stuff is it because of the stream no he saw my story it was one of my followers Jake you're always selling I'm always getting free stuff and then selling it bro I wish I got free stuff I'd make fucking videos about it the suit that I just sold Kenneth didn't fit him and then he said like he wanted me to take photos so he could sell it and I literally said I would make you official you bitch I don't want to hear anything about free stuff that's true but I forgot a shell making sure he's back when was my shell good oh where do you need it what day do you need it by January 24th is that oh we got time is that the day it needs to be delivered I need to wear it okay so what day does it need to be delivered January 23rd okay I'll get it you by the I'll get it by the 20th January 19th is when I okay okay wait so what they do you want it by any day before January 19th so the 18th works yes okay I'll ship it by like the 14th or 13th all right got you I got you all right all right with the suit convention I'm either wearing them a clean suit or my anniversary suit okay I think it would look good on all of them yes I got a tattered I got a tattered metal shirt watch out for the one metal shirt lots of landmines in this one I wish you could pick them up like disarm them Zach just fell Zach just fucking fell that's what I said is that a pit or is that shadow and that man just took a tumble we really just watch Zach take a tumble and it was over that's how fragile life is dude here's a fire exit nice here's the door dark is dicks bro we never see any monsters this gameplay is so boring I'm trying to have like 15 monsters all up inside my ass crack at once for the content of course you picked the easy man well I'm at like easy as in like easy to easy to fucking navigate easy to fall down a pit true easy to take a fast shit I did that at the gym today nice bro that's dangerous gym shitting is it dangerous well I mean like that's like some real alpha shit that you god damn it well I said it's some real alpha shit to take a shit at the gym you know what I mean like that's you know right at the squat rack no not at the fucking squat rack why do you keep leaving mid-sentence I was dropping I was bro I'm dropping like you're dropping at the gym I'm dropping is this man not just like cricket sounds at my shit joke I'm scared in league detective I can't Jarvis scan this guy's balls what the fuck Jake Jake I'm I'm near the exit I'm right here that's me doing the turbulence that's me doing the turbulence right here I can't see Jake is he dead I think that means yes I think that means yes he's dead what the fuck was that what the fuck what the fuck was that hello Jarvis scan this guy's balls what the fuck is happening bro I'm trying to hear what the monster that is bro I'm trying to see him for the content oh it's a fucking loot bug I'm not worried about a fucking loot bug I thought it was a spider man at least to be cool Jarvis scan this guy's balls please Jarvis pull out this man's cock can give Jarvis scan this guy's balls lose all right initiate remote detonation sequence up this guy's ass Jarvis please get me a cock length measurement thank you no okay I was legit worried I feel like I get copy I feel like we're gonna get copyrighted if we play the okay someone just fucking squirted someone let out a little bit of web squirt happens to the best of us nice I did not get Jake's body or that body yeah he's cooked he's dead but he's got stuff on him not gonna lie what time is it I don't want to risk it we yet we have so many more days let's just let's just go I'm leaving without him I'm leaving without him take him back to the club guys yeah yeah yeah yeah he's back I was playing with those little you're playing with those bugs that's dog you said you said that's a loot bug I'm not worried about it it was the loot bug that killed me nah bro ain't worried about no loot bug it killed me yeah he can kill these nuts I ain't worried about no no no yeah not his nuts will keep the bug away seriously his nut bug I'll do it three sis 360 in my fucking nuts will swing around and smack the bug out of the air that cuts off yeah I'd like to let you guys just wonder what yeah it's so funny damn it no wait why don't we just close the door when there is a dog last time because the dog went through the thing yeah but we didn't close the door he was going through the walls anyway that was fucking dumb yeah he was tearing up our walls there's a mod for this game with like skin walkers no so like they'll take over your body and like use your lines that you said when you're like on your mic and now you serious yeah I'll just repeat this like one line over and over that's really fun actually just that was so baby you were so baby let me know I'm gonna put my dick together all up in yo asshole that's how the song goes oh I didn't know Josh Hutcherson that he's Dave I love when he sings that flooded this time where's the it's on the other side oh that's the rickety bridge yeah if enough weight is on that bridge it falls yeah we're getting the area skin area skin area skin area skin area skin area skin area skin area skin area I missed the fucking gift box what did I get I got a fucking hairbrush there's nothing for me here skin area skin area skin area there's nothing for miles I hear okay I hear a critter I saw blue light this way oh I guess I was nice to enter a big room maybe there's some minecraft in there I'm not seeing any copies of minecraft no can I get a minecraft pocket edition egg beater I don't know how I hear you but I have no clue where you're at guys lost here Kai oh shit a whoopee cushions get pranked no no for y'all prank the shit out of me I keep getting DMs from someone on Instagram who's watching this dream and he keeps a yelling there's a forklift down here what are you certified is a forklift look at this shit what we all can ride on it I can barely fucking see the damn thing let's get this puppy back in our house I'm going upstairs also hard motherfuckers want to find me down it's a dead end oh I heard a noise yeah I hear something it's like leaves rustling oh there's a guy in there what kind of guy I don't know I saw two eyeballs in a humanoid oh no that's a bracken bro that's a fucking is it this way yes guys I found a hallway wait where'd y'all go we went back to the big room oh there we are we went down this way oh I don't like that I don't like that I don't like that I heard something open I heard a little squeaky deaky pushy oh we should maybe we should shut this door rackets can open doors not if you tell them they don't know how okay the listen or good listeners mommy if you look at him he runs okay I think yeah if you you can chase him down to you can call him a bitch well bitch let's go upstairs I know he didn't open the door while running backwards I found a bell we got a good amount of stuff should we put back we got to remember to keep that fucking bracken bitched out bro he's gonna fuck us we got to show that bracken are nuts bro low key it's over here it's like fucking it's lost in this fucking big maze of fucking bullfuckery oh there's an egg beater over the gap it's this way oh there's an egg beater I gotta beat in the eggs that's a gap I made it okay I'm gonna jump I'm gonna get the egg beater real quick I already have it no way this motherfucker is cooked yeah all right we got I think I know jump and I heard all his items at the floor all right so leap over leap over onto this thing you come back here and then I think the way out over this way I have that you picked up a key yeah fuck I can barely see anything no I can see they're just keep scanning it let's have a little a scan off yeah it was a little light feel like we're maybe this way oh oh oh we made it oh I see it yeah yeah okay now all we have to do is get back without fucking dying here you go first after you mr. youtuber man rickety dickety bro for real we gotta watch out for the fucking the back alley fucking woods man it's known he hates country music sweet home Alabama oh I went on the wrong side of the ship I'm so cooked I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm in I drop the fart on the floor oh that was fucking horrifying fuck man oh spooky yeah I did not mean to die that's okay we made that paper though we made that paper huh yeah I'd go as far as to say I meant to live we are alive we did it we survived who's making shitties bro we're in and to him it was him it was Jake it was Jake it was Jake it was Jake God you you're like looking down in shame that you like pooped yourself he knows he's not he's not ABP always be pooping alien versus pressure mischievous laughter I was doing a really good Willem Dafoe impression last weekend at Joanne fabric not Joanne fabrics at Michaels to the great beyond I think it was at Michaels I was on Walmart I'm back in the ship it put me back in this yeah I locked you out that's what happens when you kill people with a shovel shy but it was hilarious it was for content oh I remember when you did that hey you got a little when you look up and down does your finger move or you just for me you're standing still so I'm gonna assume you're I don't think it's finger moves does my is my finger moving when I look around yeah yeah that thing is a motion does it look like I'm cleaning your visor oh yeah definitely I'm not let's try a little something else sir I feel so clean now thank you Zach I'm gonna put my finger oh I'm gonna put my finger in the charger it's Zachariah you bitch yeah Zachary is short for Zachariah no it's not it is how did where the wine come from Zachary yeah the Zachary yeah where do the K in the E come from in Jacob one time a teacher called me Zachary a like fucking diarrhea bro as a carrier malaria we have a key by the way I also got some flashlights why the fuck did I oh my fucking god my stupid ass landing us on the fucking company building oh my god we wasted a day because we're on the fucking company building I'm so stupid here I can do something where is Jake he's trying to kill himself no Jake we can play Russian roulette at least I'm so stupid I can't fucking believe it no wait our fucking I just realized our packages are coming onto the fucking if I just leave oh did you die so in fucking summary I forgot that I also bought flashlights to the fucking company playing it I jumped off I killed myself in shame oh it's not your fault Jake it's not your fault that you're alone it's okay we're here for you Jake it's your fault now we can land here for you is he alive oh Jake nah he he's cooked bro Jake is dead he's dead he really is dead made a pretty good splat though on the way down I guess yeah not gonna lie worth $5 I mean at least we get the pro flashlights to ourself now oh my god never mind we have so many I they're doubling up from the last order oh no I love to see a company that is so courteous true how did his body okay never mind just not gonna question okay I have one flashlight I got to one in here yeah you should probably put one in the stink two in the pink one in the stink you're teaching the 12 year olds bad things Kai they are on YouTube they're already probably watching fucking booty shaking videos and people saying fuck all the time you're supposed to be the light in the storm the lighthouse in the sea no you are the breath of fresh air in the vapor in bathroom no I have to fucking say fucking shit and piss and fart and diarrhea toilet I have to say all those things the pressure first they're in the vapor it was kind of poetic no but you're you got a point you got a point a jar of pickles fuck yeah just what we needed we're not gonna get you down at least we got a jar because what's the point of turning off the light I don't even know that keep that one hey where'd you go I want upstairs to look at their stuff is there anything in there you know damn young shitty ain't no damn fucking oh I wonder if I could get Philadelphia's spidey to play with me probably he's pretty chill that'd be funny as shit this is like the new version of the spider bite cast I'm just gonna get you all here to experience all my fucking horrible fucking phallic wordplay there's a dog thing up there a dog a thing oh yeah I know it's like there's a spider in here where downstairs of the spider look at that wow he is just unashamededly is he dead brother my brother in Christ you are anatomically correct bro why are your legs coming out of your ass does he want pickles I don't think so I think he's waiting for what for one of us to fucking jump into his his fat web well we probably shouldn't do that I made it he juiced him out he was he was wiggling and shit I I touched him and I took damage he was wiggling very nice well if he's blocking the way there's not really anything we can do damn it I really hope that's not we have one more day after this right yeah yeah we only fucked up the first day we are so I got a jar of pickles true don't you have that scrap the scrap metal or yeah I got that scrapping thing now what we need to do is you need to get all of the spider-man cosplayers that will come and we all need to play rust oh my god that's gonna be even worse that would be so bad nice I guess we go yep we got his dead body here come back to you come back and the fly away kick us back in awesome strong air seriously I still have his dead body in my hand hey Philadelphia spider-man's in the chat bro he ain't got a PC this way said oh well we could still play fortnight with him that's true we still got two days oh fuck maybe for maybe going to the company doesn't count on the first day I fucking hope not cuz that would mean we're super fucked brah wow they're selling a shovel for fucking six bucks Jake hey I did not anticipate dying sometimes it doesn't kill you in that time it decided to kill me true you jumped too early do when you guys want to show shovel I'll take a shovel true if you see a bracken look at it for a sec and then get out of the building I like to run at him it worked the first time we saw him we can land back at this same moon also we have hella lights I can't pick this up hi I took it from me oh there's more in the locker do you see the chat on your screen I have it on my side monitor I have two monitors okay I YouTube would be fucking impossible if I had to do this on one monitor I'd kill myself that's what I'm saying they were waiting for the thing right or yeah we got a we got a shovel coming take him back to the club that little dot in the sky yep oh big dot we're came down with style did that thing have music before Christmas or it had like regular music I don't know what it was maybe happy birthday I think it was some ice cream truck shit they didn't know that it's got all this music it wants me to go this way that sounds like a bad noise yeah this is this is the stranger danger molester sound I'll trouble them I wonder if the turbulence is in you what is it did you pray today did you pray today have you ever seen the turbulence I don't know what it is by name it's the video of the man banging his dick on the table oh it's a dead end it's a video it's a video of his man of a man banging his dick on a table no I've never heard of that it's awesome you should look you should look it up on the family computer computer I live but myself I don't live by myself I don't look my family mean either damn I don't have a family you should go to the old should go to the old folks home and play oh fucking with the breaker but monster doors on containment and they're just the breaker oh wait there's a downstairs it's all so long fuck is that a dustpan now we can go in that locker which one do we want to do I didn't oh there's lootington in this room maybe if you metal sheet boy yeah dog we love metal sheets metal shits nope yeah dog there's nothing down there already checked I'm hearing noises suss noises suss nation I think we have to go because I remember seeing this door with the with the thing shutting and we were going this maybe through here guys yeah where y'all at I'm near that door that kept opening he's literally over here come on come on Jake yeah we got a fucking get out of here like Zoinks this is not the way out like fuck I told you where the fuck is the exit this way oh oh there's a guy how do you stop it nice beat them beat them no buggy on our we seriously have to get out of here holy fuck I gotta grab the engine shit nothing is everyone when you have down here yeah locked it's not down here clip well boys it's not looking so bro it's this way how do we get lost so easily no turns off all the lights it's this way this way last time I followed Jake we the shit left so it is decidedly this way I feel like it is this way yeah me too oh we made it we made it let's go you grab the that's what that is grab the flask I need a drink grab the flask guys we did a pretty nice fucking run not gonna lie we can make it back would you guys be okay if I wrapped up after this one that's fine yeah we have been playing for like two hours and 46 minutes yeah I'm getting hungry all right bet me too I'm working up a little appetite you're gonna take us a burger thing after this for being good for being good I'll take you to cook to burger game for being good I sounded like you're gonna say cookout no I would love to cook out I have no cookout to take you guys to you have cookout in Ohio like the act of cooking out is there a cookout oh no there's a restaurant that's called cookout they got like thick ass milkshakes no I didn't know I didn't know that I like that thickness you guys have sheets in your bro I love eating metal sheets in Florida bro I get to I get to the wall I fucking order a metal sheet and I fucking eat it in fact what are sheets I have a fucking metal sheet in my hand right now I'm about to eat this bitch no way they're they're a gas station well Wawa you've never heard of Wawa sheets and Wawa are the same thing really was in Florida I don't got shit here where are you at I'm in South Carolina I know I owe we got sheets bro I am not going to Scott was the act I know it's fucking it's Jake land true yeah everybody loves norm right we love all right guys do you have anything left you would like to plug go buy stuff off of my Etsy because if you don't I will be homeless one day maybe I just want people to follow me yeah so go check out the link in the description I don't know who the fuck I'm gonna have one next time it'll probably be you guys again and like somebody extra maybe maybe Kenneth will be around next time yeah dog man we play fortnight is Kenneth the best who is that the he's cat he's K cause play tech he makes mechanical lenses and he has an Iron Man suit yeah he's yeah that's Kakos play tech Kakos plates Kakos play tech yeah Kakos play tech bro he don't follow me it's cuz you little bitch no little bitches no I fucking swear get a little bitch cabinet no no let me out jail dude you're going to jail it's over I made it out the bitch cabinet no I just want to put my shit away I'm wait I wonder if I can glitch outside the ship because I can see the thing guys keep putting shit on top of me okay I don't know how to pick stuff up it's be the be fuck right so it is maybe maybe you need something solid that's all our stuff damn I am I am literally fucked back here I'm stuck well guys I think I'm gonna wrap up the stream I'm gonna say goodbye to all my chatter oh wait can I jump out the please please let me jump out the ship dog I'm trying to break this game got a little higher it's there alright let me say goodbye to all my chatters goodbye to Philadelphia Spidey man the masked moon is agent extreme anonymous bat specter finab 7 7 9 KCI productions guys please remember to check out my friends links here in the description I don't know when I'll play lethal company wait where the fuck did that go right here I'm up top I would just I was yeah I got pickles you gotta pickle on them I'll see y'all next week bye chat bye chat bye I'll do that to me that was really fucking abusive