 Welcome back to another rendition of the 85th time show. I am your host and tool guy Carlos Miller Where are we right now? That was you said? Where are we? Oh, you got to speak up. I couldn't really we are in Knoxville, Tennessee You're gonna do this one right here. Hit them with the flag. Oh my I don't mind Yeah, man, we cook We still going baby What is this? We don't count around here. We just we just doing what we love Find something you love to do your network. You're dead. You're like You are witnessing the new kings of comedy Knoxville stand up for me. Knoxville stand up for me. We're about to get it started Come on Knoxville on top stand up for me when I'm talking about Knoxville First member of the anybody The second member of the anybody You see this man and I got to look up to The game lady your baby daddy Carlos Miller is in the building tonight. I'm gonna need y'all to get real loud for him I'm gonna need y'all to get real loud. Y'all ready? Come on make some noise I Oh I see it, I see it, this b*****g right here. How you in here? How's it feel to sit down? I'm like wall put, what's up bro? What's up b*****g? What you doing? What's up B*****g you good? I'm professor Klopp, you better stop playing. What's up B*****g? What's up B*****g? It's a lot of cool, interracial couples. Yeah. What's up B*****g? You good? I keep flying airplanes. Hey, you see my man got his headphones on, like, ready on this moment, son. Woo! Ain't talking to nobody. What's up, people in the back? I won't come up there, but I got asthma. I can't do that. That shit fall. This shit, it just fall. Yeah, look at this shit, boy. Oh, we got a scene, though. Now have a seat, have a seat, have a seat. This shit now have a seat, and you've got some ass meat. Hey, man. What's up, bro? This shit do look like a mega church donut. Welcome to the Church of the 85 South Show. Hey, man. Knoxville Edition. We're going to start the collection plate now. What's going on with Knoxville? We fucking with y'all. Look at all these fine-ass ladies. They tied. They're rolling on some horses. Look at that. Look at the white girls. Ah, but yeah, look at that. She stuck her tongue out. Who taught her that? Yeah! What the fuck is you doing, white ladies? Why are you letting asses hell in Knoxville? We got a couple of white people in here, that interracial ass. About four niggas on the white girls, and that little girl right there. We got the white man off one of the pawn shops. She holds off the motherfucking up. You look like you pawned all the goddamn gold. Well, he came in with a 30 piece, but we couldn't give him 300 for it. So I'm going to send it back to DC and let him do the deal, see if we can get a better deal on that gold chain that he bought in. Got the pawn king in the building. Leave that dude alone. He ain't going to run your ass over with a big Ford F-350. Fuck you, Chico! In the back! He trying to miss his sleep, so he can go to sleep. That's the people that had love in Lattie right here. She got the good Cisco. Let me see that song. Let me see that song. Yeah, you were up there like that here. Like, I like it, though. I bet he knew it. He grabbed it. It was fucked up. I ain't grabbed it. You that shit has an answer. That's stupid. What a single lady's there tonight. They in here? How the fuck 13 women make that much noise? Somebody lying. That's just under press. Like, they need help. I know. Knoxville, a unique city. Nigga, I was driving through this motherfucker. I didn't know if I was coming to Knoxville or back in time. I was like, ooh. This shit look like history. She real. Boy. Y'all got them real old white people out here, boy. That shit real, boy. Boy, I see some white people on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the gas station. I was like, hey, how you doing? The fuck are you doing, asshole? It's something out here scary than them. The ones that don't speak, they just look at you. Fuck that. I seen five of their ass at the gas station with overalls on. Nigga, they be like, I was a monkey. I was like, nigga, what the fuck? Nigga, look at that. Hey. Then you go from the scary ass neighborhoods to make a right turn. You're in the goddamn hood like a motherfucker down here. How y'all go from scary white to the hood so quickly in Knoxville? What's the name of the worst hood in Knoxville? Anyone with some white people with overalls? What'd you say? Nigga, what's your latest? Look at all the niggas yelling they hoods out. Nigga, chop a deal, nigga. They're proud of violence. They fucked up where I stayed. They fucked up over there. Everybody got shot. I got shot in my little suit. I know you know where the hood at, my nigga. You got the large chain on like you said. My nigga Joe Budden in this picture. Yeah. You got the chain down to your... Do your chain down to the hood? That makes you know how nigga been getting money since the early 2000s when the chain still down here. Nigga, that's your biggest pain. They got at the fence and came home. Damn, I can't believe I still got that. What's the worst hood at in Knoxville, G? A-homes. A-homes? A-homes. Somebody in the back say no it ain't. Who are they? Multipeak? Who said that? Multipeak. All right, I see how he out here. Come over here. Y'all got a hood out here called A-homes. Is it Mexicans that live there? A-homes. A-homes. Welcome to A-homes. A-homes. They stay at A-homes. Right there. There they go. Right there. A-homes. A-homes. They got A-homes down here. Gonna be 6,000 people outside trying to fight you. Come outside, chico. I regret something to say about A-homes. A-homes. I fuck with men of skin people. They fix everything. They just fix it. I don't even give a damn. They just, hey, come here. I think you have a leak right here, but if you give me $20, I fix everything. Everything. Everything. You got it. I'm like, hey, go for it, my nigga. Do a great job. I want you to do twice the work. Go get it, nigga. Fuck that. I went to get some soul food when I was in Knoxville today at a place called Jackies. Y'all up in the Jackies? So no shit. Jackies was good in the motherfucker. They had a diverse crew working in there. It was black women doing the serving, and then the old white man came out the back, holding the big ass pot of green beans. I was like, oh, did he make those? I don't want to try those. If he made those, he's like, nah, he's doing good. He put lourries and everything in his green beans. That nigga ain't never been over here right now. That nigga ain't out in the back with his mouth. Come on, baby. I told you they going to start on time now. Come on. We got the real white man right there, right there. What's the white man that made that was a rapper? Bubba Sparks. Bubba Sparks. Yeah, they go Bubba Sparks right there. Bubba Sparks? Oh. You from Knoxville? You from Atlanta? You drove out from Atlanta? We're part of Atlanta. Oh, shit! Well, y'all been set up. 27 people from Atlanta. Y'all been set up. What's up? What's up? What's up? Y'all at Knoxville? And no, right? You be playing. You don't know how much that means. DC will tell you Atlanta niggas don't really go no well. So for them to come up here, that means something. Them niggas threw it outside in the yard by two hours, man. Y'all from Atlanta. What's up? What's up, bitch? What's up? What's up? Ah. Come on. Come on. A lot of love. God damn, bitch. God damn. Y'all having a bridal party this year? I don't want to bet me. Somebody getting married? She don't want to butt it up. I'm going to hug everybody. I'm going to get my hair back on stage. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. Happy birthday, baby. Happy birthday. See, you see how extra women on their birthday, 10 people got on a happy birthday bitch shirt. Happy birthday to who? The sexy, the sassy, but classy cousin. The sweet, but stubborn cousin. The sweet, but stubborn cousin. The short and sassy cousin. The unfaithful cousin. The unfaithful cousin. Oh, I thought they said unfaithful. Now what do I say? The sassy, but classy cousin. Who the dick-sucking cousin? My cousin. Oh, you two? I told you. There we go. Hey. Salute to you. Hey, Homes. Hey, Homes. Hey, Homes. Hey, Homes. Hey, Homes. Hey, Homes. Hey, you can tell she get a good head. Can you stand here on the bench? You did this. Now I'm going to tell you how I know the head good. She ain't got no edges. Look at that shit. No edges. Just brains. Her brains are like this. Hey, Homes. Hey. Then she got her shit braided like that. Auntie, they used to be on No Real Man and got off. Oh, man. Hell, yeah. You know, Auntie T, they used to be on heroin, but she clean now. She get her hair braided like that, like she on Brooklyn. Oh, man. I love you. You is stupid, baby. Ah! He said, where the dick-sucking cousin is? Okay, then you get about this little, no big head like that. Uh-uh. You got to grow some habit. Yeah. DC, why I thought you had a can of beer on this motherfucker? I was about to say, boy, where the fuck in Nashville to be? I was about to open it. I can't open this shit. You can do it. Do it. Do it. How you doing? Man, don't drink on this shit. Look at me. Have your head open. Go ahead. Go ahead. You drink all that? You going to the hospital. That's right, nigga. I'm scared. That nigga might got some goddamn dirt in his residue and his fingernails. He got a tall can of Red Bull. I don't even know. They made Red Bull in the middle of light cans, nigga. That shit is bad. You been drinking goddamn heroin, residue. What's up, sweetheart? You in here with the cousin crew? I was gonna take off in the middle of the show. You by yourself? Why you by yourself? You wanted to be by yourself? She said she by herself, you know? Who by herself? Who by herself? She ain't gonna be by herself. I'm on my way at B.E.E. Come here, dude. You got to see her. She got the titties in here looking like... What's she at? What's she at? She got the puff daddy mama wig on there. She looking good. I see what she's about to do. Take that. I can't fuck with her. Why not? She got on the golden weed. What man, looking at me like why you won't say shit? She got on the golden weed. She's a golden retriever. She was offended by that. She was like, wait a minute, nigga, don't be disrespecting gold weed. I got one on Lairway. I ain't even fucking with her because I don't know if she take that off. She just didn't kind of breeze right there. Hold up, hold up, Carlos. I got somebody right here. This nigga, his hair is slicked in his womens. Uh-uh. Close. Right here. His hair is slicked in his womens. Right here. What's his name? Ricky Fontaine. What's up, Ricky Fontaine? How y'all doing? Y'all together? Y'all, how long y'all been together? She's dead. They ain't been together that long because they pinks ain't even the same. They tried to dress her like and they fucked it up. Been together a few months. They don't know each other like that. How long y'all been together? Watch it two minutes. Watch it two minutes. Y'all together? Y'all ain't together? Look, she thought they were together. I don't get it. I don't believe it. She got her hair braided like poetic justice. She about to tell you, like y'all was fucking in the back of a mail truck before y'all came in. That's why I'm fucking with you. Because you're coming from over there. They ain't playing. They ain't gonna dance here. We ain't together, homie. She's just fucking fucking taking homie. You watch me over Cali? You from Cali? You got that little Cali swag. We ain't together, nigga. Cali, nigga, seriously, what they swag, DC? Maybe dance here. How do you all? Who you see? Who you see? What's up? What's going on? You got something to say in here? Nigga, I don't know. Pink, where you from with all that pink, honey? Harlem. Harlem. You from Harlem, nigga? All the way over here, my nigga? All the way over here? What part of Harlem you from, my nigga? South, south. What nigga? What nigga? Just a project. Chelsea motherfucking projects, nigga. I ain't never been. Yeah, you can't go now. That's probably a goddamn Publix right there or something. Whole Foods. Yeah, yeah. Fuck y'all do some fun out here in Knoxville. Skate? For real. What's the fun shit to do in Knoxville? Find a white girl and set it out. Shit, I'm going to ask OG player right here with the picnic shirt on. What you do for fun, OG? Oh, you know that nigga player? He only got the two middle buttons button. He got all the bottom and the top open. That's the nigga that's going to walk out the house like this. Shit, I hope the wind blows so they can see all this goddamn smooth ass shit. That nigga got on a multi-purpose outfit. He rented a grill or take a nap everywhere he go. I can go to sleep or cook some meat. It's up to y'all. What you do for a living, OG? Nigga, I live for a living. Huh? Candice Bill. He's from the Candice Bill. Everybody from the city doing up here. You're running away from the party. Oh, yeah. Look it, look it. OG said that one more time for him. He got the girl white. No, he can't stand up. We got the outfit. We got the outfit. Michael Blassen. Michael Blassen. Excuse me, excuse me. He don't make the white bitches spit up. You don't sound like white bitches. You don't make the white bitches up. He don't get them DC. He split the white bitches up. He said, excuse me. Move. Excuse me. Excuse me. Oh, this your bitch? Excuse me. Oh, that's your nigga? Oh, you got a light skinned partner? Oh, this your translator? What do you want to know? Hey, DC, come and get back on stage. You're really gonna be playing that white little guy. My money, you know what I am. But you feel like you work at Target. Stupid ass, boy. I'm on your ass. Who said you want me to stand right here? I got you. Quick over feet. That nigga is dressed like a target manager. Nigga dressed like the West Side Connect gang. But you don't get your stupid ass. Just like Matt T. Hey, glad to hear about that. Who else in here, bro? Who else we got to hit DC? Oh, my goodness. My man here. Hey, my man. My man here. That was hilarious. You done spilled your drink? What happened? She spilled your drink? Laughin'? I spilled your drink. Now your tit is drunk. They gonna be slippin' out the ground, bitch. It's hot. Oh, shit. You think you spilled your drink? She was in the car. Sleep, slobbing on her blouse. Ooh. It rainin' outside, y'all. It rainin' outside, baby. Well, you just ran through a sprinkler one. What was it? Oh, this shit. Wish her the big came to Knoxville. Look at this. It's very diverse in here, Carlos. Man, everybody in here. We got white people. We got black people. We got my African man right there. They married the white girls. We can come to America. You know y'all don't love each other. He said, look, I have $20,000. If you allow me to become Mrs. Wilson. Get on line, huh? Just to get married. Hey, talking. Sit down. Somebody need no toilet tissue. Man, sit down, man. This nigga look like he ready to help somebody. Excuse me. So you say you need a toothpaste side. Come on. Toothpaste down outside. They got ushers. They got all that ushers. Shit. That's why I took so long for them to start the show. They like, hold up. A, B. I gotta start over. Hold up. There we go. A, B. Alamino. Yeah. I think you're right here. Oh, that's smooth right there. Hold up. What's that? Yeah, do that, do that, do that. We're in Knoxville. You gotta play some funk and shit for the Knoxville people. And then jazz relaxing for the soul, god damn. You can go rob a nigga. Playing that jazz. I'm finna go lay this nigga down. What you gonna do? Shit, you know what I'm finna do. I go on that motherfucker, fuck that motherfucker. I'm like, well, you already know what time it is. I ain't coming to play. Show me how you gonna walk in, man. Cause you know he got steps. So I'm a creep. Man, that shit hurt. Mama, father's side. Oh, your father's side. I don't even know my father, nigga. I knew. That's why I'm trying to come tell you about it. I wanna know about the nigga. You put a guy on the ground, quick it in there. Yeah, you ain't scared. Nah, cause you got a finger gun. Pull the real gun out. Fuck this. No rod, no body, man. That shit is bad for your health. Cause everybody put on each other if you're scared. Bang, guys, shit. Look at all the people that I ain't here recording the show for their cousins who couldn't make it. Thank y'all. You dirty motherfucker. Don't worry about buying no ticket, girl. I got you. And all y'all motherfuckers in here recording on an Android. This shit gonna look like a VHS tape to everybody. This shit only look good on your phone. He's gonna try to hook that shit up to the TV. It's gonna look like y'all trying to watch porn in the 90s on Cinemax. Ooh, I think that was a titty right there. Know what? Shit. I gotta feel some good pussy in this audience. It's some good pussy in this audience. This shit worth it. I'm trying to find it. White lady, you sit down. We do not want your problems in Knoxville. Hell nah. No white lady. No white lady. Cause you fuck tonight there. Change your mind in ten years. I don't remember saying yeah. Now we all going to jail for fucking with Amber. No ma'am. Ooh, Amber. She's from Knoxville. She's from A-Hombs with A-Hombs white bitches act. I'm looking for one of them. Hell nah. The white lady want it. The white lady want it. Oh wait, wait a minute. My fucker look like an angel roast. What the fuck? Come back. We gonna let you come back. Give us a walkin' down here music. We got you walkin' down music. Come on back. Matter of fact I'ma be your motherfuckin' intro nigga like we in the WWE. Come on. Come on baby. Come on. Give us a walk down music. Crank it up. Crank it up. Come on now. Come on now. Come on down. Come on down. Come on down. Come on down. Come on down. No never mind. A nigga told him to sit the fuck down. He was like bitch. Sit the fuck down. Nobody tellin' you're too fast to get up and be walkin' around in this motherfucker. No, no, no, no, no. Fucking shit. You better sit your ass. Sit the fuck down. Sit the fuck down. She's still tryin' to have like she run the relationship. I do what I want. Hit the back of the head. You a bitch. I like see. He ain't even moved when he told her to sit the fuck down. He was like this. She was about to get back up that nigga said. Still up again that nigga said. Bitch if you don't sit the motherfuckin' ass down. Nobody got time for you to be walkin' around in strut. You're goddamn poor shit ass across the stage. You don't even know these niggas bitch. Sit the fuck down. So you didn't go to disrespect, but. Ah, fuck it. It was a dress. It was a dress. That was the perfect example. Of what? Of a ghetto chick. See how she listen, but she didn't listen. I ain't gonna walk down there, but I'ma stand up. Right. Hold your head. Shout out to all the women that don't listen. All the way. But you listen enough. Not to get hit. A little hit. Just enough. Listen. That was some of the fun. See how she listen? She ain't gonna have to put a bitch to stand up. She always gotta have the last word. I can't believe that just happened in front of me like that. She got the show. She got the show people. She was at the show. Just in case she gets swallowed up. Sit your ass down. I was there. He did that. I swear. That's why you gotta be careful, fellas. Because I'm telling you, man. When your girl decides she want to be disrespectful, it's gonna be at the worst moment ever, nigga. Ooh. Shit. Y'all be fucking us up. She didn't say all of that shit that she didn't let go and forgave you for. And she act like she crewed in one night. You at the show. Don't tell her she was killing it too. Y'all seen that two piece? She had to unburn it first. I said that shit still didn't fly. She walked down the aisle like Diana Ross. Came back. That nigga was sitting there like Ike Turner. All right, bitch. All right, bitch. You think it's a motherfucking game, huh? You want to walk around the show, motherfucker? What I'm working with, huh? You think it's a goddamn game, huh? You bitch, I told you you leave me a kid. You didn't. Bitch, I told you. That nigga turned into Ike sitting in that goddamn chair. She walked out and he wasn't looking. He care about her. He got a lot invested over there. He got dope over her house. A Chevy in the backyard. Oh, of course. Got kids. Oh, type of shit. A chopper that he hid under a mattress. Ladies, what y'all do? What y'all get so thin? Why y'all wait to be disrespectful? Why don't you just let y'all your anger out when you're angry and stop holding all this shit in? Women don't work like that. I know, but I'm trying to get some insight as to why y'all do that because fellas, your girl, this the thing your girl, they won't tell you. They know how to play with niggas' egos because they know what your ego's supposed to be when they meet you, but they are billed the shit all the way up to here. And the moment you act like you ain't got no sense, she gonna talk bad to you, nigga. What? Act like you don't want to do something she gonna do one day. You thinking you're fucking this shit out or you thinking you're the man. One day she gonna be like, baby, let's go to the movies. I want to see this new movie. Man, I don't even feel like doing all that shit, man. I've been working all day. Oh, you're tired? Uh-huh. Oh, okay, well, since you didn't want to come with me, I never came with you. You like what? Bitch, what the fuck you saying? Fuckers, you talking about. So, so, so? Bro, that is so goddamn true. We're gonna get some shit, bro. They can fill some shit. Tired? He's gonna get up on the busking. Really? You tired? I'm fucking with it, nigga. That's tired. Wow. Like, tired. Wow. Niggas tired. Ooh, okay. I'm gonna remember that. What the fuck does that mean? I'm gonna remember, like, okay. See, fella, you gotta be a real nigga. Hey, don't mean shit. The next time you ask me for any fucking thing, guess what I'm gonna be? Tired. Fellas, don't let them control you. You see, I ain't laughing. They're crazy. Crazy, man. Don't let them control you. You ask why they be holding on to shit. They don't be holding on to shit. They don't even know what the fuck they mad at. They still figuring it out. They just doing the kinds of mind games. Exactly. It might hit them at 3, 4 o'clock in the morning. That's why you wake up, dawg, and goof ass miss calls. You're gonna be dead ass sleeping, get a call just on some goof shit. Who the fuck you dreaming about? Like, I felt it. I knew you was somewhere with a bitch, like... No, fellas. Don't let them control you, bro. Don't let them control you. You can say you tired. Shit, I'm tired. Oh, so you tired, bitch? Yes. In my shit. They gotta be your shit. Get a Uber. Hey, better be your shit, because all you fellas out here living off dick, you niggas got a real short lease. She gonna be mad as a motherfucker. You living in that house just because you can fuck good. You ain't bringing no lunch. What? What? What? What I'm telling you. Them niggas is one dish left in the sink away from being homeless. Immediately. That type of pressure? Oh, my God. Fuck around and make a sandwich and leave that knife with the mayonnaise in the sink. If you fucking want to. Ain't no room for air for them type of niggas. They just got a fine shit. You know what? Somebody just had a stroke saying your name, Carla. Bro, isn't it? Oh, my God. Ma'am, sit down. You know the fuck she don't? Why she got to sit down and she screaming my name? No, no, no. I ain't telling her to sit down because of that is just because she stood up real quick and got dizzy. No, that spirit hit her pussy. She had to jump up real quick. That's what it was. Yeah, yeah. Made that pussy hot. Who said that? I did. Yeah. You seen how she jumped straight up one more time? Ooh. Let's you go right there. Yeah, yeah. Yep. She work at National. Yeah, yeah. Ooh. She got them soft arms. Ain't nothing like the one with them soft ass arms. Them lunch lady arms. They care about you. You ever hook one? Shit. That soft meat just make me relax. It's going to be okay. Hey, watch that way, man. Do it. How you doing, way, man? How you doing the soft arms? Whoo. Hell yeah. He know about it. And they got a hay on the carrot that he ate. And they got the meth arms. What's your name, G? Simbo Ray? Timbo Ray. What's up, Timbo Ray? Timbo Ray. Timbo Ray. That is the most hood white person name I have ever fucking heard. A white boy named Timbo Ray. Oh, that's it? Is that Timbo? No, that's your birthday, but he ain't Timbo. What they got to do with Timbo Ray? I need to say he ain't Timbo, but it's my birthday. Hey, the only reason Timbo Ray is, because he said Timbo Ray don't have to use the car to get to the show. Well, come on then, Timbo. Well, I won't go to shit. I won't ride to the goddamn comedy show. Happy birthday, bro. Comedy show. Comedy show. How old are you today? How old are you? 30. 30? Well, you got a mind of an 80-year-old, boy. You from Knoxville? You from Augusta, Georgia. Whoo! Timbo Ray, you from Augusta, Georgia, too? Okay. Oh, so all y'all are on the go? Okay. Well, what, 18 weeks? Timbo Road. Lift the door. Hey. Yeah, will you help? Hey, man. That shit crazy fuck. Just a minute. They all rolled up here in Timbo Drive. Everybody tired of playing music. They give Timbo the goddamn aux cord. What you think he playing? Look, he did this already. D'Amigo? No, he playing D'Amigo. No, he not. What are you listening to? D'Amigo. Pour some sugar on me. You want some love. You like Timbo? Turn this shit the fuck off. I do not try to listen to white strip club music with you, my nigga. What he saying? She's my cherry pie. It's like, nigga, Timbo. What the fuck is this? I think they pour some sugar on me. Timbo put the aux cord in to start playing some wild ass rock and roll. Timbo Ray. That's crazy shit right there. Look at the white people trying not to get excited. She was like, ooh, shit. Give me one more. As soon as you said the shit the white dude looked up, these guys are good. These fucking dudes are really fucking good, man. Show them you got one more. You ain't ready for this. Stupid. We make sure everybody is included. That's what's up. Make sure y'all ain't talking about us. Much loves all these ladies who got their hand braided for the whole summer. One set of braids. For the whole winter and it's just the summertime. I love when y'all take the braids out in the middle and then just leave the top ones and scare the shit out of the niggas when they go on to sleep. You got a whole floor of niggas in the middle and the braids on top. Shit, I ain't had time to take a while. So what do that mean? I know this park is staying long, but it's like the edge of the bridge. They always fuck up first. I'll tell you why new growth, because they hurt. It ain't really no hair right there. They just be trying to act like it is. A lot of ladies want to admit that they could just leave that. Like the little marion in the front. The funniest shit though ladies. Y'all need to tell them African ladies. They do not have to braid y'all shit so tight. Y'all be looking like you can't blink coming out the shop. Oh my God, my forehead bitch. Oh God, damn. They be in there. They don't understand. They don't give a fuck about y'all. They be in there heating up that stinkin ass food. Y'all be in there. That shit do stank. That shit stank. They're heating up the rock. Not some of this business. Y'all be in there motherfucking. No fucked up. Y'all gonna just say that like the African dude ain't sitting right there. He the one that's on the shop. He on the whole store. He on the whole complex. Hey, African dude, why y'all like Santa so much? Y'all feet is fucked up. Them hard ass, the back of their feet be hard as fuck. So why don't y'all come here? Listen, since we got an African brother in here, why is it such a stigma from African dudes to black Americans? Man, why we can't just get along like right now? Because they don't think we'll fuck them up. Uh oh, he got a white woman. Hold up. We got a problem. Uh oh, wait a minute. We got a problem. Here come the paramedics. Hold up. Somebody's pooed it too loud. Oh man, wasn't it you? You pooed it? Somebody pooed it. We had a heavy earthquake. Did you poo or did you? Leave them alone, Ellen. They fine. They good. They all right. Everybody down here pay for their seats. I understand. Yeah, it's fine, Ellen. These are black people. As soon as you leave, they're gonna do it again. Just you are wasted just steps. We know them, Ellen. Leave them alone. They good, Ellen. You don't have to call the cops. You're gonna go right up there. Well, that's nothing further said. Leave us alone, Ellen. Uh oh, Mr. Cooper in the house. Come on. It's neat down here with your legs. Mr. Cooper, don't remember where he's sitting at. Eddie Nigger got the jeans. Why you got the belt on in the jeans shorts all the way down there? Your jeans shorts look like Caprice. They hanging out so long. Uh oh, he got a white woman. He tried to leave the white woman. Come on, Mr. Cooper. That nigga dressed like a boss or an activist. Nigger's stupid. No, but back to my African brother, man. Why you out there so stupid? Leave that dude alone. Yeah, he out there. Oh my goodness. Now I want to get some clarifications. Oh my goodness. They be so mean. You ever walk to a gas station and get you a Swishership? Like, hey, man, let me get a Swisher. Pack a black in my eyes. Oh, what do you see? I said, let me get a Swisher and some black in my eyes. Why you need guys always come here? By Swish, our streets can be out. How come you niggas never buy newspaper? Huh? You niggas never read here? I cannot stand it here. You niggas are ungrateful. They're like, nigga, I don't even know you. I got a good guy. Wild y'all shirt, see-through motherfucker. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? It's hot in here. Black is nipples. They can be walking around with a see-through shirt on. It's hot. They get hot. They had to breathe through the shirt. You sweat and you got two mileage on your chest. Uh oh, we got some kids. They got to get it squirted out. Oh shit. That white boy ain't playing. Yeah, your seat back here. Come on. Bruh, they really hired all this white security in Knoxville. What the fuck they gonna do? Nothing. Bruh, if four of these big-ass Knoxville niggas get mad, what the fuck is Ellen gonna do? Sir, put your phone up. Bitch, they about to shoot this club up. You think they give a fuck about a phone? You better get on your walk and talk, you bitch. Shit, you play with Ellen if you want to. You have never seen 911 dial so quick in your life. They got the nine and the one dialed in her phone. They didn't even get to act up. That one gonna get hit so quick. The authorities will be here in no time. She's out on her phone. That's what you don't know. They already in here. They just undercover. Hell yeah. Yep. Come on, man. Let's see it. We give the fuck a rap. Some shit about Timberlake. Jump up. Everybody get on the goddamn ground. Timberlake. C-D-A-F-D-A-C-I. Timberlake. They play with all of them. You gonna see three motherfuckers come from the ceiling off a rope. What the fuck going on in Knoxville? I'ma just get on the ground. I'm like, you know what? I know what God don't. They got a move for everything. Everything. That's the most athletic thing in the world. I'm from the hood, boy. I done seen it all. You better mind your business and go home. Hey, what's up, man? People have been asking me, what is the website that I can go to to make bets online? And I'm telling you, it's my bookie. Yeah, that's M-Y-B-O-O-K-I-E. That's the site to hit. I'm telling you, bro. Post the link so they can know where to go to. They have live in-game betting, and they will match your first deposit, 100% up to $1,000. Flip your money right out the gate. And for all you fantasy players, listen. You can even bet the over-under on how many points your fantasy player will score. Come on now. Get in the game. Use our promo code, 85 South, and get your first deposit match, 100% up to $1,000. Tell them Carlos searched you when you get there. Promo code, 85 South. We'll see you guys later. I'm telling you, there's one word, but there's one little slogan. Oh, the fuck you talking to? Nah, the white people. If Timber Ray jump up and say, Hey, watch it, fucker. That's when it's time to get out of there. Once the white people say fucker, watch your mouth, fucker. That's the A-nigger to white people. Uh-uh, I got one. I got one for you. What? They got that one little slogan. What? Let me tell you something. They about to tell you a whole bunch of shit. Some history, all that shit. You don't want that? Tell you one goddamn thing, you better watch your goddamn mouth, tell you a meat boy. I'm from Knoxville, Tennessee, and I ain't from goddamn A-homes either. I'm from the real Knoxville. And I'm not the hell out of one of you assholes who touch anybody in my country. Will you listen to me some bitch? I don't give a fuck if you're from Knoxville. I drove up here from Franklin, Tennessee, and I beat your motherfucking ass. If you ever try to come over here and disrespect anything I got going on, my baby girl, my wife, I shoot shit out of you some bitch. You ain't gonna shoot a goddamn thing, you fucking asshole. First of all, out there, you talk to me. I tell you one thing, you short dick sum bitch, you crossing my property last. Me and my brother Terry's gonna beat the goddamn cowboy shit out of you. You make a comment about another grown man's body parts. You asshole, ask your wife how short my dick is, asshole. Well, listen to me, you cock-sucking, cotton-picking black motherfucker. If you ever cross my property line and you come back over here, we're gonna beat your ass to the Tennessee Volunteer's Wizard State Championship. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on, wait a minute. You don't know what you're doing over there, where you got me fucked up. Hey, hey, hey, I'ma tell you what your wife did to me. I came over to your house last night when you're taking your truck to get service and your wife gave me some rockin' top. How about that? Your wife gave me some good old rockin' top. Some of the best rockin' top I've ever had in my goddamn life. When you got that, that pig of a bitch of yours, you can't even find her pussy, you motherfucker. I ain't got to find her pussy. She finds it for me, you asshole. All right? First of all, all you motherfuckers is laughing at this asshole who can suck on the bottom of my cock. I'ma tell you one more thing, you motherfucker. Timberlake, get your goddamn ass over here before I fuck you up. Hey, Timberlake, get your ass up here, Timberlake. Get your ass up here, Timberlake. That nigga snuck on pill like he got there. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, hey, don't take Timberlake's seed asshole. I thought you were about to take Timberlake. Hey, Timberlake, what's goin' on, man? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Timberlake, play forward now. Hey, I'm havin' a little problem with these fuckers next door to me, right? All right, Timberlake, they seem to have something. Hey, back the fuck up, man. We just not gonna act like we don't see that bullshit on the top of this fuckin' head right here. You lookin' like fuckin' chicken little... Hey, Timberlake, come here, Timberlake. Hey, we're comin' right here, Timberlake. Hey, hey, hey. Don't you step close to my goddamn paucity line. My goddamn thing. Hey, this is my cousin, Timberlake. He's from Augusta, Georgia. All right, you see this? He's got the eight-off Hitler swoop, but he ain't a racist. He loves black people. But I hate you sons of bitches. So I'm gonna tell you like this here. If you or your fuckin' stupid-ass cock-sucking-over-fuckin'-brother ever crossed my mind, I'm gonna get Timberlake to come over there and drop some good old-fashioned white-man cock. You're white. I ain't got white, Timberlake. Timberlake, sit your goofy ass down before I fuck you up. Go back over here and sit down. I haven't seen this son of a bitch since he drove off with my $68 we were going ham on some math and some chicken sandwiches. He ate both chicken sandwiches and never brought the drugs back. Fuck, Timberlake. You owe me $35 for that round. We took two weeks ago now. Imagine that, Timberlake. Imagine that, a black man. Oh, the white man. I can't see it happening. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, I'm sorry. Hey, Timberlake, where'd you get all this Negro in your voice from? You sound like a goddamn Mego, man. What the fuck have you been doing down there in Augusta? I'm about to get on your- Yo, hey. A little bit of everything. Get your ass off of goddamn me. Get out of here, Timberlake. You drunk motherfucker. I think I got that. Look at Timberlake. I think I got that. I'm going to sleep shirt on. Timberlake got the Nikes on white dudes wearing their scared to buy their crack in the hood, but they sit in the car and just shaking. Turn this shit off. Yo, leave Timberlake alone. Uh-oh, wait a minute. They're going to white man right there with his head on. Now, all y'all got handset? Like, can all y'all hear that? They look like they can play a game of Fortnite and this motherfucker with his head on. What y'all looking for, man? Oh, that shit fell over. Can they hear me on the headset? Can they hear me? Can they hear you on the headset? He's scared. He don't even know he got a headset. This is a good-ass camera. This shit's still working. He said, can you hear me on the camera? He was like, oh, wait a minute. No, I don't. What's up, bro? I think you're trying to get up out of here. He's from Long Beach. Bro, you look like the cool-ass uncle that could cook barbecue real good. But burn about three, four pieces and eat it. Oh, that bitch just went off. I guess it didn't like you, huh? Uh-uh. Battery died. Where you from, huh? Oh, that bitch broke a little bit. Not a little tendency. Got on the A-hack, though, but I see you, boy. You got good-got-taste. What? I love you. I thought it was about to do me. He's like, trick my ass. I'm going to say shorthand. You from here? So you remember the old Knoxville before the dope and shit? With the dope? Hell, yeah. Well, you're right. He ain't bullshit. Shit was real. You know who that is? How long Knoxville been having all these fine-ass women over here? What's up, nigga? Damn. Hey, uh, hey. Matter of fact, let me go back here and check on my man. Who that? I'ma check on my man. Who you got to go check on, Chico? My man from earlier, man. I just want to show y'all. What happened, Chico? You got to go check on the nigga. Oh, he got to check on the nigga. Look at the nigga with the shades right there. Look at the nigga with the shades right there. Look at the nigga with the shades right there. How, he got to check on the nigga. Look at the nigga with the shades right there. Don't walk past them. No you go. Oh mean man face the nigga. We ain't letting her walk back. He wouldn't let her walk back. I just want to show myYO States. What the fuck? He wouldn't let her walk back. He wouldn't let her walk back. He would like to sit your head down. he wants to walk back he wouldn't let her walk back. Instead, if she got up then she just gonna give a smack. Just focus your hands.め간 is here. she ain't never been aware and I can tell he bitch don't stand up for these niggas we in Knoxville and you're sitting with a killer yeah don't make me lose my temper in this bitch he was like sit down we ain't friends he was like bitch you need to protect me bitch up if you disrespect me Knoxville, they go hard with the Crisco, now we can't forget about Cisco hold up, no star you a doodle or go shit wait wait wait wait I'm gonna say hey ma'am but damn you a girl? a boy? oh niggas got a guy that niggas said I'm a boy I'm gonna say ma'am listen here he said I'm a boy he mad at the motherfucker I said ma'am that niggas said sir I'm like I'm sorry that shit crazy they got a date they gave us a paper today for some shit to talk about up here some motherfuckers put R. Kelly back in jail I ain't think I ain't never leave that niggas ain't defense like this take a picture they got 20 sex tapes like what a bitch have been highly taped at they got 20 what they gonna watch them on right they go to a pond store to get a VHS VHS gotta get a VCR to watch the R. Kelly sex tapes they say they found 20 tapes I mean I believe it the niggas a freak he a freaking motherfucker no niggas a turn them over like look I got one more they giving it to him I mean hey man it is what it is but hey the niggas a musical genius I just don't understand I'm not saying the shit is I know the shit is fucked up I just don't understand how a niggas go on the court every week for two bitches that live with him I don't understand that I can't say this they say in my house like they upstairs now that is illegal when you R. Kelly niggas they was mad as a motherfucker they were mad on that interview the interview did it when he did the interview I was like it's over with man alright so check this out man I know you shouldn't think like what is honey honey is what you would call a browser ad on site so you download the app and then you do your normal shopping and it's gonna automatically apply the discount to whatever you bought it's crazy how this works it might be the new wave speaking of which oh man we needed some headphones the other week and I went online and I typed in what I wanted to find and then honey gave me like a 20% discount which is magnificent that's money in my pocket why wouldn't you want to use it time magazine basically calls honey free money so look if you want to start balling like I'm balling and how we balling on 85 self show you need to go get you one of these let me give you some key points here first of all it's free it's registered over 37,000 popular online shopping sites and 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off upstairs you can go back in the house and sit in the living room that shit stupid as fuck I live my house one time and lock myself out fall straight out that bitch fuck you bitch damn god but fellas tell the truth the best shit in the world what she blames when she blaming you on some shit you know you ain't do it but you can't tell her what you really was doing I know you fucked the bitch you ain't got to face shit ain't your mind you like I ain't even fucked that bitch cause I don't fucking want other bitch ain't no such thing as a woman take it to your grave fellas take it to your grave listen you got a whole right shit fuck the woman you as a hell of a nigga cause a woman they will not admit they will turn that shit around some way shape or fall you wrong as a motherfucker she didn't accuse you of doing some shit you ain't even think about doing oh okay well basically if you would just make me feel more special I wouldn't have to feel so insecure about what we have going on now you feel like whoa baby I love you now it's your fault nigga now you're apologizing for her being wrong don't do that don't do that fellas don't cave in like that don't you cave in when that bitch stare you I won't do that if you so you telling me you will not have been a hoe huh huh so you a hoe I'm a hoe don't you say that next to me no such thing ladies how many of y'all admit what y'all wrong no no but you can catch a woman dead ass you can walk in on her second dick she'll question you what are you doing here like how did you get here I knew you didn't have a job you said the hours you worked cause you wouldn't be I watch and collect my money and it's so much easier for women to get away with bullshit cause niggas with all the bullshit nigga don't give a fuck about being a side nigga we ain't gonna call for some shit when we in the car with you when you on the phone with your boyfriend ladies y'all do that shit you in the get yeah hey baby how you doing who the fuck is that ah that was my stomach yeah being all extra yeah nigga ain't gonna never do that nigga gonna be quiet sit quiet in the side sometimes you run into them girls with them emotional ass and they call you hey bruh hey is you with a dog cause the bitch been lying to me bruh you know I live with you know I live with you know I live with you love with my niggas I love fuck that let her go let her go don't be no pussy ass nigga don't you be no pussy you think saying that gonna make them stop bitch go man I'm telling you man it's an ego thing man you can't let her go she will stop if she realize that you don't give a fuck bruh let me ask you this how the fuck you gonna let her go she cook better than your momma she suck dick like she won a trophy for it the bitch believe in your hopes dreams she ain't the only one out there like that hey better go swim how you gonna leave you ain't never been this happy before you gonna leave the worst thing about a nigga every nigga there left and then when you leave and you see that you don't really got shit before bags and two phone charges like man I need my girl back and they ain't had a complete meal since we broke up just just main course there's no size chicken no size just when you are boss you can adjust how you want to adjust you did time up bitch try and keep moving it's harder for men to forgive like it's different like ladies I know this is gonna sound crazy but it should be easier for y'all to forgive niggas for cheating than it is for us to forgive y'all and I'ma tell you why cause we fuck to fuck y'all fuck niggas you like there's a difference right tell em again there's a difference they try to know of this shit all of the time bitch you like that nigga you gotta like that nigga to fuck you not this nigga that showed you all the best characteristics of himself and then you got a whole nigga that got all the characteristics of the nigga we don't have and you the winner fuck this nigga you expect me to take you back this nigga live in nigga we in A homes this nigga live in F homes he got nine letters up from us I can you can't come back over here you gotta goddamn bathtub with jet center jacuzzi and all that shit now you come back to women don't believe that shipper women but listen but fellas fellas we don't give a fuck like a nigga don't have no like real standard with that shit we a fuck what cause we can fuck that's just what it is and I know y'all hate to hear that ladies y'all hear that truth and be like that shit don't make no sense but that's the truth niggas don't give a fuck we we don't have no standard cause we gotta get pussy that's what we we can't just walk down the street and look good and just get holler at ain't no nigga walking down the street with bitches just pulling up hey when you going sexy let me get you a ride nope no nigga besides me but I'm different why are you walking Carlos sometimes I just walk just to see who's gonna pick a nigga up ladies don't believe that shit you ever catch a man fucking with another another chick just ask me you're like help me jump the bitch if the nigga love you here hold her arms I swear to God what you wanna do baby you wanna beat the bitch up you is stupid both y'all go to jail don't do that fellas don't listen man listen it's okay to be a lil I like that shirt it's a kingdom bro you gotta think about ladies I just wanna tell y'all this be honest cater to your man bro if you wanna stay we did go cater to you bitch we taking care of you damn you want everything if the bill being pay me rubber you feel you got that damn bitch damn and respect if you got a good man ladies and you know you got a good man show him love man trick listen all I'm saying is I swear on everything ladies you mean to tell me this nigga a good man he has his own face on his shirt he a good man this is cuz the nigga got a tie that shirt I'll give him some dubs that nigga dressed like he ain't gonna see waka flaka when he first came out he a good man what he do to make him a good man nah she like go ahead go down go ahead bro he take good but now ladies on the real tip cater to your man bro cause that the black man is hard as fuck out here in these streets we gotta deal with a lot of shit you feel me when we come home bitch we need an out time probation officer we need our back rub ladies you gotta understand it's hard you gotta get your man you gotta a nigga that's a winner a hard worker that get up and go and do what he's supposed to do and make money and make sure the whole family take care of the kids take care of the kids his responsibilities he under a lot of pressure cause he gotta turn down he gotta turn down pussy everyday and he don't get no cool points cause that's what he's supposed to do ladies y'all hear that and think well we turn down niggas too that's true but y'all turning down niggas that wanna fuck we turning down bitches that need our help niggas they need our help they need our help y'all turning down some niggas that wanna put some dick in you we turning down women this bitch work at the clover she need me she bagging groceries I can change her life with $500 you don't even give a fuck about this y'all I'm gonna stop you when you're lying but you're telling the truth so keep going I'm saying y'all shit I don't understand y'all got to understand this hard being a man out here we appreciate y'all and if you got a good man and fellas then look if you got a girl don't be doing that cheating shit that shit lame especially if she bringing bitches home and all that that shit lame cause your girl like Carlos said something that's profound your girl just might be the hoe that we need please don't block her blessings that's how you keep getting caught worrying about who she fucking all this investigation if she ain't fucking at the house don't ruin her summer let her hold in peace long as she showing you respect and lying to you and locking her phone and turning that bitch on silent it's not your goddamn business to figure out that the past cold it's her baby birthday and go through there and look at all them dick pictures and shit what kind of freak ass nigga want to see that cause she got some dick in her phone some big old dicks some ones you can't even believe some big ones at her home girl center and her older sister and the bitch that she work with they got a whole group chat full of dicks they put them in alphabetical order they got a separate folder for the circumcised dicks and the un-circumcised dicks then they got another folder for all the dicks they laugh at I swear to god ladies make some noise if you got 20 dicks in your phone right man she stood up that means she got 50 60 or 100 dicks in her phone that means she got 13 14 miles work the dick in her phone if you laid all them dicks down 75 you make it to Atlanta and all way down past makeup all I'm saying ladies is we women love dick pictures it's tough being a man and we appreciate how tough it is being a woman we always raise high class women so we understand how powerful and beautiful y'all are listen if it wasn't no pussy wouldn't no niggas wouldn't be nothing to do niggas would be just out here just zombies hold up wait just let that just let that bitch breathe for a minute if it wasn't no pussy it wouldn't be nothing to do right at all hold up stop let's just think about it for a second think about the reality of that hold on just let it breathe you think niggas take showers cause they want to be clean nope think about that you think niggas buy clothes and cars cause they want to be did they just love to no we gotta keep ourselves for the women we gotta keep ourselves right because we want to be a good representation of who we are so we can look good when y'all decide y'all want to fuck with us cause y'all got the pussy and that's the power see women think we want all pussy but real niggas know you ain't even compatible with all pussy no not at all hell no it's only three days in the world that you can sell anywhere you can sell a gun anywhere you can sell some gold anywhere and you can sell some pussy anywhere anywhere always a consumer always you can go to my man right here village with some pussy and they be like hey I got the so ladies what I'm saying is just pussy is great it's like we pussy is amazing but all I'm saying is a man is it wouldn't be shit without some dick to validate it so give us some credit time to time y'all man just give a nigga a little bit of credit look at the ladies quiet then I'm all fucker y'all never want to give a nigga a credit like yeah whatever I don't think the women get enough credit for being responsible with the pussy bro like pussy got a drug in it what if they flooded the streets with pussy it'll shrink all productivity I'll be a crackhead on it right now over those strung out what's wrong with it what's wrong with it he on that pussy he needs some milk he needs some milk he needs some milk he was so young he was so young he had such a bright future he could have been somebody that's all he wanted to do that's all he wanted to do shit fuck the world up if they put too much I think if they gotta kick the pussy like the money they can only put a certain amount in the streets at a time that's very true I'ma tell you I know it's true I want another hit I want another hit who you got that from I want some more I only got I just purchased a little hat for a piece of pussy where you want one put it back over those it is powerful good pussy make it do some wild shit I remember I got some pussy so good they had me helping a bitch put a perm in her head I was like yeah I got you put your head back lean your head back in the sink for real where you put a perm in put that relaxing it was a motherfucking doctor miracle I'd never forget hey you not knowing when to go home you just be over her house I mean I can stay if you need me okay shit around that looking for shit to fix nigga put shit on the lady head yeah I don't want to put my clothes on let me just place my shoe shout out to all the ladies they got that kind of pussy some of the few of them is harry real harry that's how wet it is that's why they keep all that hair is to catch the fluids what you say harry could you catch the fluids that's why I smell like that when you go down there it smell like that I smell a river through the air how you know you love me though like everyday she got your picture on her shirt like a bitchy river that's fucked up you know what she said hold up that rest the p-shirt on you know why she did that because I killed that pussy that's why she did that dick ass sit down put that cooch in the coffin yeah yeah who got a blind on them in their pocket let me get one let me get one come on then get that shit shut up it's so dark on top they got y'all time out nigga god damn you'll be surprised they got all the good snacks up there reese cups yeah that's why they snuck the good shit up there they up there frying chicken and everything up there do we have any married people in here it's all over the road we might be some cracking up where you at got a roller I don't say that who been married in here the longest married couple who got a blood how long 11 years 13 years 13 years how long white lady 13 we got 13 anybody beating 13 years 13 years 16 with 15 at she said they been together for 16 married for 13 y'all together for 16 married for 13 so the first three you about to get the fuck on what oh print he was really he was really in there he was in the penitentiary he was in the penitentiary that means shit was rough in there he walking the white lady down like that homecoming but I say he bought another one this nigga here it is you're supposed to have ass in them pants ma'am good bitch with them same pants on they ain't bought a ticket for to say wee fuck y'all I'ma sit over here with the aunties and shit I don't give a I ain't playing another one to play spades and fuck you later look like a good ass auntie I didn't know she was a good auntie cause she got that tattoo on her titty for real yeah yeah what's your name cat on her titty you know I don't be at the show when they be opening up I'm gonna fuck a thundercat now though I'm scared of auntie this show been going on a long time yeah cat prints on her titty I'm gonna fuck a scream hand I got that you walk in auntie house she got the clean she holding my hand keep sweat over this bitch I know right ain't like two love birds in the tree much love to that girl that blue dude red gone she ain't bull shit yeah it's done but it ain't done like in the middle right here that's why she she got that chico bean right there she's all up top she's like I gotta go girl these seats was high what you gonna do bitch give me your brother the red hey hey we gotta watch Carlos you know Carlos is gonna be over there I'm gonna stay over in about 10 more minutes she already talking about buying me a Cadillac she gonna fuck you listen to basic grade you better stop there ain't gonna be some Betty right she gonna fuck that nigga listening to tonight is the night hey man oh auntie can't even help singing that shit as soon as I start singing it she said that you make me a woman she gonna fuck you to that kid rock school conjunction hey chico she swish it and pulled me he might not go back up there she watch me watch me leave she don't want me to go nowhere auntie got her head down like your dirt nigga auntie got her head down just like joe dirt she got the joe dirt nigga she got the joe dirt a heck dude she talking big shit like she really didn't pull me yo I got another one auntie got the needle back in the front and the tempo way in the back that shit crazy that's how she stay alive fucking young niggas I know her punk what's your name Connie Connie you said she had a mission her whole time what you doing here I am here looking for spirits young man are you 30 you better leave my goddamn Connie alone you know how hard it is to find another Connie nigga they don't make them no more madam is around here what you saying hot pink that ain't my auntie you saw her trying to put that pussy on me ain't my auntie I'm a grown ass man I just got a young face I'm not accepting no more family members if my mama didn't have no pictures of you at the house we are not related fuck you we don't have the same last name you don't know my grandma get the fuck away from me man this is stupid how she sound DC you smell immature he got he got her sounding like the bitch that was trying to fuck Annie Murphy on boomerang my pissed off my pissed off the real cus of the skin yo ass I'm telling you they got 80 locks go over there house me lay it down she got a nightgown on you ain't never even seen one of them before she got a whole nightgown another nigga tied up in the ceiling like this one time a year you go over the lady house as soon as you walk in god damn it's the heat on you know they blood don't flow like that auntie fucking this shit out you just keep smelling mothballs you like what the fuck is going on auntie did you got mothballs in the pillowcases with it no I got my grandson leave his clothes over here while he in the penitentiary I'm holding his clothes for him you don't need to regret this shit till she try to get up there and ride your dick and you hear both knees crack oh shit I shouldn't have put all this dick on this grown ass woman I don't know if she got health insurance or not that shit had to hurt the way that shit popped out cool they ain't getting no time to ride no dick uh uh no no no no no they got to go to work tomorrow they ain't doing that let's see gonna fuck with they heart soon they get on top I think I'm just gonna go to sleep this that's how you know you didn't fuck this shit out when she get up and put her panties back on uh uh I don't want no smoke now with you I got to go cool to be trying to fuck with the lights off cause they know they got the penitentiary yeah they put the panties back on so I can push the pussy back together I know that's why they put it back on if you beat that pussy up and she don't get up and go pee you got some more work to do like she said hey that long pee pee I thought a cougar had a fat ass one time she took her pants off it was a pen diaper I see how do this shit twice I was like damn bitch you got two pants she had on some panties over a diaper nigger that is a trick right there that's terrible ah wait a minute here's the first one now come over here and not strap mama he like hell no this really was my last straw fuck it wasn't cougar bruh I went over how sunday to watch football my ex husband was outside cutting grass I was like nah I ain't ready to be at this point in my life yet I knew I had to stop fucking with cougars bruh cause I got scared one time I swore on everything the tv was not on bruh when I was fucking her bruh I swore on everything so you know I'm a young niggas so I'm trying to give out all the tricks fucking the kid is bitch you did what I said but you can't cause that pussy is like an old battleship you can't sink it I just to have four kids one of the grandkids 32 family reunion you can't hurt that pussy I can't fuck with the cougars cause the way they send goddamn pictures they be looking crooked now real talk I had to stop fucking with this one cougar bruh I swore the tv was not on but I went down there to eat a pussy get what I heard I was down there all I heard was it's a rare condition this damn hate here in a 50 on a new paper play love is this she like to get her pussy ate the family matters that's some old ladies shit right there get her pussy ate to a theme song you fuck around I like my pussy ate the golden girls start you will be eating some pussy with martin on it and you laugh in the pussy fuck that's extra you is stupid I have that's when you know you that's when you know you're in a relationship and something good on the tv and y'all both stop and look back like god damn I think he gonna get away with that shit baby yeah I dropped my weed on this stupid ass carpet man don't pick that shit up damn no don't smoke it you smoke this carpet you gonna be from I can't shit got shit on it fuck am I still showing up to this show fuck they paid their money I guess we're not gonna show up for real this nigga ain't coming to this motherfucker nigga still getting called they don't live real shit I'm getting dressed now everybody ain't here calling everybody ain't here calling it's on cp time cp time cool to be on sometime it feel good to show up late to certain events but it's cp time if you were to show up and we started exactly on time I would have called her lame in here where would the fuck we on fuck around with that old time man come on fuck it we wasn't independent if we started on time I guess you let them vote to you when they start to show you don't run shit that nigga DC is rolling asbestos off this carpet boy you didn't smoke that shit and then you put on dialysis nigga and I went that shit on this old ass carpet nigga I ain't pick this shit up I reroll some new weed but you know I ain't no junkie let's just vote some pussy see you fucking around you're about to spill the weed again no I ain't I held it real tight so I can't have that bitch shit fuck that y'all got good weed out here in Knoxville hell yeah hell nah look how they say that man it's hard it's hard there you go you trying to figure out what you smoke with how you know if the weed good let me who smoked weed how you that weed ain't nothing like that's a cop out to me that's a cop out to me cause the motherfucker just be like cause I'm from Cali that don't mean you smoke good Cali got the best how you know you smoking some good weed like who a weed smoker that how you know if you smoking some good weed you happy it make you want to fuck it make you want to eat and you just be like I did some shit today you know you smoking some good weed that's the music that play when you get we happy happy on that weed when you just sit there and think of a whole bunch of shit you could do but you don't do nothing I should go make a goddamn sandwich it's deeper than that with me you know you smoking some good weed when you walk around the house looking for your keys and they in your hand for 30 minutes I know I left them on fucking somewhere let me go outside and see if I left them in the car you know you got some good weed when you're around a lot of people and you smoke your blunt by yourself you ever be so high you forget what's out of the gas to call the gas you fucking roll it around the gas pump six times like nigga I think this it right nope not again what you saying birthday boy nigga I am you ain't hand it fuck niggas always want to interfere niggas always got a better way to do whatever it is you doing goddamn nigga that's how you eat that chicken nigga look at all that me still on that floor you like man goddamn I want to hear him throw that blood man Knoxville y'all been showing us much love bruh had I known damn I would have got to come back it has been damn we got to come back on my horse nah that freaky ass music that shit freaky ass nah bruh give me give me some slow pimp shit bruh cause we yeah some horse riding shit everybody had the weed then kicked in and shit everybody eyes low roll your eyes again look disagreeing ass angry black lady what's wrong baby I'm sick of your attitude she disagree with everything we said like she knows everything you what you waited on us for an hour she waited for an hour nah she said she waited on us at an hour you shoulda got here at five o'clock with your stupid ass you know how long it take for niggas to come in here and sit down it wasn't me that she was waiting on I'm worth waiting on what's an hour for the niggas of your dreams she came here at five thirty and the show started at seven she sat in the car and sweated y'all drove six hours you drove six hours damn from where from where where y'all drive from in the hotel you drove four hours you drove two you drove six hours and sat in the parking lot y'all love much love to everybody who drove from anywhere to be here I'm talking about niggas I'm talking if you had to buy some gas to get here that's it we appreciate y'all to all the people who cut into their work gas to come to this bitch we appreciate y'all to all the people at Knoxville that don't ever come out the fuck with nothing but she came out the fuck with us tonight we appreciate that's what we appreciate shout out to my dawg Timbo Reeves and all the other men to support she didn't got to be here she leaving let her get up to show her what's up we appreciate y'all we can't see what you look like but we love you baby much love to all the ladies who got a man but she don't like it I didn't see you rollin' until I'm not here they might think I'm sorry you could be hit some goddamn wet wet streets of Knoxville the nigga had asked him on his face shout out to all the ladies who were the niggas but you don't like them work it out do the best you can shout out to all the ladies that here tonight that's looking to give away some good pussy that has a man that's worthy of it somewhere in here we appreciate y'all Knoxville it's been a magnificent experience my name is Carlos Miller my name is she gonna be in our DC y'all shout out to all the ladies that's what you gonna be sound show experience on youtube and subscribe Knoxville how y'all feel Knoxville Tennessee another one down man we appreciate all the love man we you know seeing how receptive y'all was to us and we know that y'all don't come out all day they play man we don't come to shit but we come in the fuck with y'all appreciate y'all Knoxville 85 south show shit the one and only there can never be another and there never will be ever never ever ever Knoxville show as much love love amen we gotta go on a world tour we gotta go to Africa man we gotta go to Africa