 All right, everybody raise your right hand. Hi. Hi. I swear. I swear that I will support and defend the Constitution. I will support and defend the Constitution. Of the state of Missouri. Of the state of Missouri. And the Constitution of the United States of America. And the Constitution of the United States of America. Against all enemies. Against all enemies. Both foreign and domestic. Both foreign and domestic. And I will bear truth, faith and allegiance to the same. And I will bear truth, faith and allegiance to the same. That I will obey the lawful orders. That I will obey the lawful orders. Of those appointed over me. Of those appointed over me. For conscious sakes. For conscious sakes. So help me God. So help me God. You guys are in the militia. That's a quick picture before you move out. Jason DeLashmit. DeLashmit. Is that right? DeLashmit. Yes, sir. Daniel Van Kutren. Mike Hamilton Sr. As an outstanding member of Headquarters Company 3rd Battalion 2nd Brigade. Excuse me. Jason DeLashmit. DeLashmit is hereby promoted to the rank of Corporal E-4 this first day of May 2014. And is hereby due the respect and privileges of such rank. Sergeant Major is not here to assist me with this. Kind of speed things up. I'm only going to put one of these on you guys. I'll give you your paperwork. Now is during this type of a ceremony is when you would salute the officer promoting you. Mike Hurr. As an outstanding member of Headquarters Company 3rd Battalion 2nd Brigade. Michael Hurr is hereby promoted to the rank of Corporal E-4 this first day of May 2014. And is hereby due the respect and privileges of such rank. As an outstanding member of Headquarters Company 3rd Battalion 2nd Brigade. Daniel Van Kutren is hereby promoted to the rank of Staff Sergeant E-6 this first day of May 2014. And is hereby due the respect and privileges of such rank. As an outstanding member of Headquarters Company 3rd Battalion 2nd Brigade. Michael Hamilton Sr. Is hereby promoted to the rank of Second Lieutenant this first day of May 2014. And is hereby due the respect and privileges of such rank. You guys can return to your posts. First of all we'll go over identifying the different types we have around here. Probably the main one you got around here would be the Timber Rattler. And uh... Timber Rattler lives throughout Eastern North America. May or may not have that stripe on the side of the head. And they do come in that color. And they also can be completely black. And they can also come in brown in between. There's a lot of variation in it. And uh... It gets to be a fairly large snake. And uh... You're gonna eat that right? I have. I get tired of eating these things for everybody though. He walks down the street and everybody asks him, don't break it. So we're not paying you enough to eat it. Okay, I'll eat it for you. You don't have to. Too late, you gotta pick the legs off of it. Now this one uh... This is more for Katie. You can't let you eat it. You can't let you eat it. No, you can't. Now this is uh... I'm just gonna write, I'm not eating it. I don't eat crickets. They're probably better if you cook them. Uh... Most of them. Crickets eat a different diet, you know, and I never... They're biblically clean. Yeah, I guess so. But grasshoppers I will eat. They swallow it instead of chewing that. They have a... Kind of a slight taste of almond, I think. Oh, that's interesting. And uh... Spread that note, I'm not eating it. I think I'll eat it. Other bugs while we're on it, I should mention, is uh... ant larvae and ant pupa. You can eat them if you... um... take off the uh... you know, open up a rock or uh... hollow log, you find a bunch of ant larvae in there. And you just lick my finger and you pop a bunch on there. Little white eggs and stuff. Eggs, larvae, and pupa. What is the advantage of eating a grasshopper or... Lots of protein. More protein. More protein ounce brown since day. And uh... And then also termites. You can do the same thing. Eight hundred dollars a year for that. And all that, I think, kind of have the same taste, slight taste of almond. Almond in the morning. And uh... And then uh... I've never eaten grubs before, but I've been tempted a lot because they look like there's just so much meat there. And uh... My dad told me. And a lot of people do eat them. In survival school, in the Marine Corps, they got the big old grub worm. It's like eating protein because of the fat in it. I mean, it's got some big ones and he made me eat one. And I'm like... It was tasting fatty. It's like eating like a fat off of a steak or something. Without the delicious tasting of the steak. But he said, but you've got more protein from that one grub than a lot of the food you would eat. I said, I don't care. It tastes like shit. I'm going to take it around with you. And the advantage of a hammock is when it's time to leave I can unclip, unclip throw this on my back and throw it in the car. And I'm going out of here. And when I get home, I don't have to do anything other than maybe fold it up. You guys have to dry out your tents, set them up again, take them in the car wet. Is that just an army poncho?