 We are permanently lost in the void. Help us, help us. Psy 42 staff, do you read? We are desperately trying to broadcast. The universe is turned against us. Foundation staff, do you read? Help! Send us messages in the chat. Let us know you hear us. Let us know we're not alone out here. Ah, you're darn right. Third time's a charm, ain't it? This is reading all seven con entries. Stream 10.75 now. Do you know, as usual, happy to be here. For however long that will be. Yeah, we got through two. All right, so chat, we are going to take this from the top of the previous iteration. That way it is consolidated into this one reading. Don't need separate parts skipped over separate streams. Correct. Do you want to help me do the dialogue in the beginning though? Exactly. Now I'll get to know what's going on. Perfect. All right. The black moon howled and the earth heard its screams. From the personal recordings of 055 accessing file. File loaded. December 12, 2098. Neo site 19. T Moose Memorial Hall observation deck. Do you want to take, uh, take 13? Why not? All right. 055 stands on a balcony overlooking a forest suffering from the black light. Small amounts of dark ash occasionally break away from the scene. Displaced by the wind. Ash floats towards the balcony. It disintegrates on contact with the force field, protecting Neo site 19 from the outside atmosphere. In the distance, large biodomes are sunk into the earth, each containing a shielded foundation run city. Above the solid hollow enlarged moon, its surface marked by jagged incisions, rests in the night sky. From its wound, the moon secretes a dark viscous liquid. It stains the webbing of the protective veil mechanism that surrounds the earth. 0513 approaches from behind. Her cane clacking against the concrete floor. There's beauty in all this. 0513 pauses for a response from 055, but does not receive one. Not literally, visually, of course. Yet after the howling, life clings on. It continues despite it all. In cities, in the mountains, everywhere in between. What do you need, 13? Company, Rebecca. I've held this role for some time. Known the rest of the council for decades comparatively, you're rather new to me. I'd say you have another 20 years left before you can shoot me away that easily. What do you really need? 0513 smiles. The Centennial Summit next week. 200 years of the foundation. You are attending, yes? I'll make time. You think everyone else will show? No, I don't. Which is why I'm making sure that you'll be there at the very least. But there are certain things you and I need to discuss prior to the council meeting. In private. Do you have time now? 055's device beeps. Evidently not. New assignment from Oracle. There's a rescued effort in Sector 54. A group of survivors in the ruins of a town. Looks like another cargo cult. You're an overseer now, Rebecca. You can opt out of Oracle assignments. You don't have to keep doing field work. Doesn't feel right to stop. Not what I know it's like out there. 055 walks away from the balcony's edge, slinging her jacket over her shoulder. She pauses. Why is it you call me by that name? I do the same for all council members. I knew you all before you joined. Knew who, knew you how you were. That's how I think of you. I didn't call the last one five either. You shouldn't hold on to the past. Oh, not at all. And I do not yearn for it. But one needs to know where we came from to know where we're going. We'll be discussing the very future of the foundation at the summit, Rebecca. If I send you some files, could you at least? Don't have time to read anymore. You're spreading yourself too thin. Then I'm taking after the organization I represent. See you at the summit, Sophia. 055, exit the balcony. Excerpt ends. Oracle credentials accepted. Welcome overseer 055. I am oracle.aic. How may I assist you? You have one urgent reminder and 530 unread messages. The Centennial Summit is set to occur in three days and 17 hours. You have yet to confirm your attendance. Are you having doubts? Not filling out paperwork right now. The other 05s know I'll be there if you have actually spoken to. Understandable overseer. Will you be resuming your research? SCP-7070. Present iteration. The last update for the howling. June 2048. It is my duty to inform you that you are about to read a file predating the Black Moon incident. As such, information contained within may be inaccurate. Philosophies and behaviors predating the howling may be seen as immoral today. Oracle.aic is obliged to inform you that this request has been logged and extensive research into level 6 slash Black Moon class documents may be subject to review by the Overseer Council. I'll be looking into my own security and my own activity. Got it. Proceed. As requested. SCP-7000 Revision 8292-2048-622. And SCP-7000 Revision 8292-2098-1215. May the knowledge of the past illuminate our future Overseer. First iteration. Item number 7000. Also, I can hear myself a little bit on your stream. Got you. Just let you know. Level 3. Confidential. Containment class. Keter. Disruption class. Dark. Risk clash. Caution. Item, so the image caption. SCP-7000 servers located in Site-03. Special Containment Procedures. The central SCP-7000 server array is located at Site-03. A temperature controlled subterranean facility outside of Fairbanks, Alaska. SCP-7000 is subjected to routine maintenance and upkeep on a weekly basis to ensure secure transmission and storage of information. Foundation archivists and automated web crawlers are to search SCP-7000 for instances of SCP-7000-1. Once discovered, documents are to be logged, researched, and ritualistically scrubbed in the network via FOMATURGY. A series of mock servers have been created to automatically quarantine SCP-7000-1 following that creation. All foundation sites are to maintain a primary and backup connection to SCP-7000. Description. SCP-7000 is the SCIPNet network, the database containing the totality of the SCP Foundation's knowledge. Established in 1960 as a way to digitize and preserve Foundation records, SCP-7000 has progressed into the organization's primary means of cross-site communication with every secure facility possessing a connection to SCP-7000. SCP-7000's servers possess storage capabilities far beyond what their specifications should allow. Presently, the network hosts over 500 petabytes of information, a number that has grown exponentially each year. It is unknown if there is an upper limit to the amount of data SCP-7000 can process and store. SCP-7000's servers are responsible for hosting files on every anomaly documented by the Foundation, of which there are as of 2048 over 30,000. A complete database of research papers and lab work carried out by the Foundation, private and public channels for site-to-site communication, including an email network, a messaging service, and a record of every communication between Foundation personnel through SCP-7000. Over 50,000 extensive profiles on all Foundation personnel employed since the organization's inception, 3 million extensive profiles on persons of interest and anomalous individuals across the world, access to the Internet, the ability to manipulate and process information on a worldwide scale through the Foundation backends and major networks, and use of webcrawlers, an automated backup of all information contained within with frequent integrity checks to prevent data corruption over time, and the image caption example of SCP-7000-1 infect documentation, corruption highlighted in yellow, however, click the zoom, and I see black circle emojis, and how, okay, this is 6599, yes. Do you want to, should I read this whole thing, or should I just move on? Should note, pending reclassification to crushed up, bone-ripped, open body, black moon is corrupted, put in there, there's a howl, there's exterior organs, insulting users and encouraged self-terminate, prompt action by future feudal corpses. Right, another howl, number, an A-S-O-L, their argument, then there's some gibberish, and there's a humanoid entity resembling orphan pile infected load, okay, howling, bleeding, howling, cease, rupture, flesh, tectonic, addendum, discovery, SCP, black moon, black moon, black moon, black moon was discovered on, and it's corrupted, okay. SCP-7000-1 reversed the documents in SCP-7000 of unknown origin. SCP-7000-1 usually take the form of SCP files and describe entirely fictitious objects, events, persons, and information. These documents are often accompanied by falsified or otherwise impossible metadata, such as edits by non-existent foundation personnel. While the majority of SCP-7000-1 are incomprehensible in composition, there are a number of motifs and through lines consistent across all such documents. The predominant motif is the mention of a black moon, a phrase of ill-defined significance and meaning. SCP-7000-1 documents if left unattended will corrupt and alter data within SCP-7000 bypassing built-in edit authorization software. Alterations can occur seconds after the creation of an SCP-7000-1 instance. These range from slight changes in naming conventions or numbers to large falsifications of entire events and objects within the files of existing ones. Removal of an SCP-7000-1 instance cannot be performed through manual deletion, as doing so will create another identical instance in its place. Permanent deletion is presently only possible through the completion of a thaumaturgic ritual. Over 10,000 instances of SCP-7000-1 are created daily, a number that has been increasing nearly since the phenomenon's discovery in 2030. As such, extensive research into SCP-7000-1 is limited due to exhaustion of foundation resources. Addendum 01, History of SCP-7000-1 Countermeasures In 2030, SCP-7000's head technician Thomas Holden sent the following memo to the Overseer Council to O5 Council at SCIPnet from T-Holden at SCIPnet, Subject, Help Needed, SCP-7000-1 Greetings Overseers The Founder of the SCP-7000 Technical Research Team is happy to report that employing a duo of on-site thaumaturgists seems to be an active containment solution for the SCP-7000-1 file situation. The current rate of 10 instances per day we've seen we've seemed to work out a doable balance when it comes to logging and exercising them in timely fashion. Any alterations are easily flagged and reverted minutes later and we can safely say that the technical backbone of the foundation has been spared from any lasting damage to its infrastructure. Of course, there is still room to investigate and potential causes of SCP-7000-1's manifestations, an avenue we feel is worth looking into due to the potential security risks within the foundation's own network. With your permission, the team would like to begin testing on SCIPnet's servers in an attempt to uncover more in-depth information about the black moon documents. We've sent you dozens of research proposals and we hope that our technical mastery will inspire confidence that this team is capable of fielding storms without sinking the ship. Regards, T. Holden, SCIPnet's head technician. Following the O5 council's approval, the SCP-7000-1 research team performed a series of tests to discern more information about the anomaly. The results have been included below. Table, date, proposal, result. October 13th, 2030. Introduce a web crawler with the capability of performing a technothaumaturgic ritual similar to the one used to exercise SCP-7000-1 instances. Initial success. One week later, SCP-7000-1 instances production increased from 10 per 24 hours to 50. Web crawler is barely capable of keeping up with the added workload. April 4th, 2031. Introduce scripts that automatically redirect SCP-7000-1's files to a quarantine server attached from SCP-7000. Failure. Files still affect SCP-7000's data regardless of where it has been, where they have been redirected. Instance production is increased from 50 per 24 hours to 175, testing halted. Seems like they are not clearing the storm and are in fact sinking the ship. August 23rd, 2033. Introduce web crawlers to place a blacklist filter on new documentation containing phrases found in SCP-7000-1. Failure. Filters detect file creation but are unable to prevent SCP-7000-1 instances from appearing on the network. Instance production increases from 175 to 330 per 24 hours. November 2nd. No, yes, November 2nd, 2034. SCP-7000 server wipe. Maintenance installing entirely new hardware over a period of three days is carried out. Backups of SCP-7000 servers free from Dash 1 instances were downloaded. Failure. SCP-7000-1 instances continue to manifest. Incidence production increases from 330 to 650 per 24 hours. Testing halted permanently. I remember that. Yeah, I feel like I would stop after the first five-fold increase, but you know. Following the attempts to reconstruct SCP-7000 servers anew, SCP-7000-1 instances began manifesting in increasing intensity without foundation prompting, usually in an increment of one additional instance per day. On August 29th, 2036, excuse me, head technician Thomas Holden wrote a petition to overseer 0513 in regards to SCP-7000. It has been reproduced below to 05 council at SCP net. From T-Holden at SCP net. Subject help needed. SCP-7000-1. Greetings overseers. We're struggling. We stopped fighting years ago when we realized that meddling with SCP-7000 increased the amount of Dash 1 instances, but even though we've stopped the anomaly hasn't let up. Even with the increased funding the covenants of Thaumaturges inhabiting Site-03, the hundreds of webcrawlers in the revolving door personnel on my team, we're losing. When we're not too exhausted to talk, we've been throwing around ideas. Destroying Site-03, rebuilding SCP for the ground up, for going the idea of our own privatized network entirely. It's all very grand, but when our greatest parasyber technology is unable to handle something as superficially simple as a self-sustaining virus, we're left with remarkably little options. Some of them want to toss an AIC at it, maybe one that could do all of our jobs for us. The searching, the logging, the ritual. Others feel there's a solution in cross-testing SCP-7000 with other objects. I'm not in a position to authorize that. Please overseer. If you have it already, present your dilemma for the council. It may be time to accept that SCP net is compromised. You think? Regards. T-Holden. SCP net. Head technician. Uh, here you are. This is you. To T-Holden at SCP net. From 0513 at SCP net. Re-help needed. SCP-7000-1. Thomas, I appreciate the difficult position you're in. I really do. Frankly though, our researchers are stretched enough as it is. Whilst we appreciate the critical criticality of accurate information to our organization, database corruption, no matter how severe, will not take precedence in the race for time and resources over teams and units dealing with tangible anomalies in need of containment. If some of your men think a dot AIC is a valid solution, let's test it out. There's been talk for a while about implementing a construct to manage the entirety of skip net. I'll forward you the details you'll be privy to. Expect an invitation to a more thorough conference soon enough. While I'm more than convinced that this is a potential solution, there still remains some persistent issues I would prefer to discuss in a different medium. Sophia. Addendum 02. SCP-7000-1 volumes. The following response from 0513, the SCP net team has begun design of an AIC capable of both managing SCP-7000 and hypothetically containing SCP-7000-1 documents. The AIC has yet to be implemented, and completion of its development is estimated to be several years in the future. Year, average daily volumes of SCP-7000-1 is generated. 2030, 10 per day. 2035, 700 per day. 2040, 1200 per day. 2045, 2000 per day. 2048, 3500 per day. Oracle. That's enough. Oracle, bring up the data from 22nd, June 2048. Blow by blow account of the day's events. Yes, overseer. One moment. Loaded. Please be aware. My repository of documents from this date is incomplete. Oh, I'm aware. Documents loaded. June 22nd, 2048. 0913, UCT. The following is a transcript of a phone conversation between Foundation employees David Lindhart and Greta Everett. You want to do Everett? Sure. Sure. Hello, David Lindhart speaking. Dave, it's Greta. Greta Everett from Finance. We received the grant request form you emailed over earlier today, but there's a few problems with it. Problems? Yeah, have you got the document open in front of you? Give me, uh, yep. Okay, it's loaded up. First page. You don't see the problem? It's all fine on my end. There's no text. Just black circles. It's rows and rows of black circles and log lunar area 32 June 22 2048 10 11 UCT seismic activity detected several deep moonquakes occur registering between three and four MW. I don't know what that unit of measurement is extract taken extract taken from it. I think excerpt would have been better extract taken from speech by Darius Mondale, Security Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs United Kingdom on the subject of climate change. The science is undeniable. The international community's consensus unequivocal. And so I stand before you today and I ask a question, one important question above all others. Does the black moon howl? The crowd murmurs in confusion. And the answer, the answer is yes. An aide walks up to Mondale and whispers in his ear. He waves her away. It howls, and it screams, and it furiously gnashes its teeth at us. Blood begins to drip from Mondale's nose. And there is no escape, no recourse, no opportunity for forgiveness. It is here, and it is vengeful. I do not know why. Can anybody tell me why Mondale begins to sob? His tears are a mixture of water and blood. Please someone just tell me why I need to know why Mondale collapses. Lunar Area 32 June 22 2048 1034 UCT seismic activity increases a moonquake of 6.4 MW occurs, the largest ever detected. June 22 2048 1148 UCT incident report entirety of personnel assigned to site 19 report being locked out of their workstations with their passwords no longer being recognized. Upon investigation by IT, the passwords of all staff have been changed with no known cause to howl. Lunar Area 32 June 22 2048 1248 UCT security footage lunar area 32 interior surface level cargo bay seismic activity detected 3.4 MW an expedition crew prepares to embark to the lunar surface to perform maintenance on a monitoring relay. They load the lunar rover with equipment seismic activity detected 5.8 MW the crew pause and steady themselves waiting for the tremors to pass seismic activity detected 8.7 MW anything not fixed in place shakes with vibrations stacked cargo boxes topple over the rover bounces on its wheels seismic activity detected 11.3 MW the cargo base exterior wall is ripped into as large fissure appears in the ground the pressure difference results in the bases air flowing outwards taking objects with it the crew members lift off the ground and are thrown into the exterior environment seismic activity detected 12.8 MW the fissure significantly widens fully exposing all four sub levels of the vac to the vacuum of space lab equipment anomalies and 132 employees stationed at area 32 float upwards out of the area and into the lunar atmosphere remote linkage to security footage is lost June 22 2048 1251 UCT partial transcript of a call between mtf data 16 and site 78 during a standard containment effort uh you want to do data i'll do operator task force commander sounds good all right we've obtained the subject but the pingers going off like crazy 18 assignments in the surrounding area how should we prioritize how should we prioritize control any relation to our current assignment static players the operator's response is indecipherable hello we're looking at another four now five hey boss not now three give me a minute those pings are emergency sos alerts there was a minor containment breach at site 74 i'm getting it under control we're relying on reserve power since scip nets having difficulties just get back to the site loud noise can be heard from the surrounding area several mcf operatives call out one you really need to come outside i'm talking to base i'll be out shortly interesting is that the same okay it's the same person got it yeah okay yeah uh commander it seems uh we're suffering from an emergency alert ourselves please return to base on static occasional reverberations can be made out look up look up at the sky what is it bleeding lunar area 32 june 22nd 2048 1034 uct transcription of last known broadcast from area 32 attention all civilians your country is in a national state of emergency thank you um great danger is present outside of your home please retreat to the nearest form of shelter contain yourself if you possess weapons arm yourself and prepare for the event in which you may use them the national consensus of your superiors is that self-termination via any means necessary provide the best course of action moments of suffering for you and your loved ones when it will pale in comparison to what will come should you choose to continue the average household contains multiple exit solutions your body contains multiple exit solutions everything around you can be used as a weapon pain will only last for as long as you are alive should you lack the faculties necessary for immediate self-termination proceed outside opportunities for such action will become apparent the moonchild you can hear daylight's death you can hear it june 22nd 2048 1302 commands entered into a site 120 terminal call all site 120 security help needed at west wing corridor j5 error please enter another command call security error please enter another command contact site number number medical error please enter another command display guidance on wound treatment error error error error how how how june 22nd 2048 1304 um interesting partial transcript of telephone conversation between 052 and 0513 how many confirmed containment breaches we're unsure of 563 worldwide secure facilities only 32 remain online that's what the data we have scip nets entirely down we tapped ground communications there's breaches in almost every major city and emergency service lines are flooded on top of what's happening with the moon all task forces are deployed but it's not enough six and 10 are contacting known groups of interest the system's been overwritten using the administrator's master commands it's not our nukes we should be worried about this talk of nuclear action from the u.s and russia i've heard i can't be in everyone's ear so fia it's barely been a half hour one's on his way to yellowstone we need that on the table as an option this is this is unprecedented indecipherable i can't howl in everyone's ear so fia i can't bleed like i used to interesting and then there's a white space howl there another howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl howl does the black moon howl oracle no other data available present iteration scp 7000 file available below it's not though it's not present because there's the says 20 at least it says 2098 oh i think it just i think it was an error that's what it is okay it's just misspelled um they put 2048 in that link but it should be 98 okay item number 7000 level five top secret containment class esoteric secondary class yassad disruption class ecchi risk class danger image caption scp 7000 data core located at neo site zero three nice render special containment procedures scp 7000 is contained at neo site zero three atop the ruins of the previous facility given the essential nature of scp 7000 dash omega uh the essential nature scp 7000 omega to the foundation's operations the data and core servers are to remain under armed guard at all times description scp 7000 is the reconstructed scp net network database containing the totality of the scp foundations knowledge in 2048 the earth experienced a catastrophic event referred to as the black moon incident whilst the cause of the incident remains unknown events on the day of the incident indicate a connection to scp 7000 dash one a form of data corruption experienced by the previous iteration of scp 7000 not only was the vast majority of scp net data corrupted but motifs and phrases associated with scp 7000 dash one proliferated across all forms of information including civilian databases new atmospheric concepts speech and written text those affected by this corruption experienced significant psychological trauma in conjunction with this a toxic substance frequently named black blight was released from the moon resulting in 72 of the earth's land mass being rendered uninhabitable and irreversible corruption to the ecosystem over the course of a single day an estimated 5.5 billion casualties occurred alongside catastrophic damage to the planet's infrastructure since the black moon incident no new anomalies have been discovered in the wake of the black moon incident scp 7000 entered a state of prolonged stasis due to the corruptive influence of scp 7000 dash one affecting the entirety of the network's files with servers remaining inaccessible and their contents incomprehensible this drastic loss of communicative tissue left the foundation unable to mobilize its resources efficiently resulting in a semi-lifted bail state the organization openly and publicly cooperated with the world governments to address the fallout as a significant portion of global infrastructure and civilian populations have been displaced destroyed or lost most of these efforts were focused on securing resources and outlining potential futures for humanity after a period of global strife and unrest scp 7000 was reconstructed by the foundation in 2052 this reclamation was only possible due to the neutralization of scp 7000 dash one by scp 7000 dash omega scp 7000 dash omega is oracle dot aic an artificial intelligence responding was responsible for curating managing processing and generating information within scp 7000 the foundation began construction on scp 7000 dash omega in the months following the black moon incident just get right back at it an effort that was aided by the global reconnaissance effort a conglomerate of numerous world governments and groups of interest who assisted the foundation due to the urgency of the global situation there were numerous calls from involved parties to devise an automated solution to the world's overwhelming compounding dilemmas scp 7000 dash omega was devised to be the most comprehensive artificial intelligence ever constructed it is the world's most first collaborative super intelligence and agregor footnote to find us a non-physical being that arises from the collective unconsciousness of a group composed in the minds no thank you google google shut up hello google are you so loud hey google stop thank you i don't i don't know what uh what set that off i was it agregor composed of all the minds of all foundation personnel connection to scp 7000 dash omega is introduced to be a microscopic series of thomaturgic sigils circuit surgically inscribed onto the brain a mandatory process for all foundation personnel this is non-intrusive and has no effect on individuals autonomy or baseline capabilities upon introduction to scp 7000 scp 7000 dash omega neutralized the scp 7000 dash one anomaly and retrieved a comprehensive backup of scp nets data prior to its prolonged blackout the decade since scp 7000 dash omega has provided the guiding doctrine on how best to achieve the containment and maintain the veil in the wake of achieve the containment and maintain the veil in the wake of the black moon incident to present overreach scp 7000 dash omega is bound by a sole guideline from the form of the foundation's prime objective the foundation's mission is to re-establish normalcy through secure containment in the way most efficient in the current state of the world as such scp 7000 dash omega is constrained by the foundation's mandate to re-establish society in a way that compliments the organization's goals as of 2098 scp 7000 dash omega manages the entirety of the foundation's operations prioritizing and assessing anomalous threats as they occur mobilizing at task forces and generating the most efficient methods of containment in addition or close responsible for the construction and oversight of all foundation exclusionary sites including resource distribution traffic flow utilities management and civilian surveillance addendum one the following partial transcript is a speech given by 0513 during a seated behinder including remaining members of the overseer council or go ahead technician thomas holden and world leaders from various countries there are hundreds of foundation personnel present majority of which are armed and outfitted in military gear thank you all for being here i'm grateful we could hold this ceremony today amidst all of the multitudes of pressing duties that would require us elsewhere my name is sophia liked i am 0513 at one point in time revealing your identity as an overseer was tantamount to treason it still is but on paper the foundation is still an organization dedicated to containing the anomalous upholding a curtain to the rest of the world for all the progress we've made and the sacrifices that have occurred over the past four years one fact remains the foundation failed silence some members of the reconstruction effort look at 0513 with confusion if we hadn't failed we would not be sitting underneath a bleeding sky or be using empty containment cells for supply storage and shelter we wouldn't have to cope with the knowledge that our loved ones have succumbed to the black blight living like animals in the desolate waste that surround our encampments this is not what i was asked to say today but we failed and in the face of that failure there still remains however childish a hope that we may bounce back that we can hit a switch and return like that trust me we tried there's a screaming sinkhole where yellowstone used to be now during the initial fallout governments and organizations approached the foundation begging us to do something they knew we had exhausted all of our resources but they still asked they came to us because of an idea the idea of of the foundation an organization which had miraculously succeeded against impossible odds for over a century how could that foundation fix this we were asked to create something that could go exist alongside and above us to embody the tenants that we hold inside of us without placing responsibility in the hands of a select few and so i would like to unveil the foundation's arc humanities life raft a project that has been pushed into completion as it is our last possible option the oracle collective superintelligence chances are you've worked on completing it chances are you're already a part of it this is our last chance oracle will ideally eliminate the factor of chance from the global equation entirely it will efficiently chart a course for the world's future and how to best achieve it as foundation personnel consider your mandatory participation in a penance to reconcile with the past we are not accepting transfers or resignations from the organization for the foreseeable future i believe you understand our reasoning i know you never asked for any of this 05 13 aces the stage she's visibly upset the crowd is silent addendum to following the establishment of scp 7000 omega the reformed overseer council elected to process all decisions and strategic matters through oracle and execute the solutions provided by it an abridged log of these decisions has been produced below oracle decision log 000 000 2050 problem statement the foundation has developed you oracle.aic to manage the entirety of scp 7000 the scp net network uh to combat scp 7000-1 and to chart the foundation course in a world ravaged by the black moon incident whilst the testing has been successful we have yet to find a way to reach the processing power necessary for oracle to run 24-7 make simultaneous decisions and monitor the entirety of foundation data response and outcome response oracle.aic suggested hardware updates to itself consisting of redacted outcome installation of new component was success oracle reaches a level of processing power previously unheard of all subsequent testing is successful aic deemed ready for implementation something okay well maybe we'll talk afterwards but i got a problem with that statement oracle decision log 0001 2052 problem statement as a result of the black moon incident contact has been lost with 64 of foundation locations with an unknown number of facilities uninhabitable or devoid of function response and outcome response oracle.aic reconstructed a detailed map of all foundation facilities from data previously believed irretrievable known information and statistical probabilities that they possessed working technology the chances of dangerous anomalous interaction and the possibility of survivors were also included oracle.aic then devised a stratagem which provide prioritized facilities by utility with hundreds of solutions for potential outcomes should the foundation attempt to reestablish connections with them with each successful but recurrent successive reclaimed facility the foundation would add more data to oracle.aic's purview allowing for a constant reassessment of the strategy outcome oracle.aic strategy proved successful within four years the foundation had reestablished or rebuilt 53 percent of facilities that were in areas that the aic deemed uninhabitable an interconnected supply line of foundation resources facilities and personnel were developed in tandem with other relief efforts carried out by the global reconstruction effort strengthening the collective influence of all groups involved oracle decision log 00027 2052 problem statement 83 percent of agriculture and other food sources were affected by the black blight gh class dead greenhouse event estimated to occur within 10 years response and outcome response oracle that aic suggested the construction of hydroponic farms in the interim until facilities are built civilian diets within global reconstructed effort encampments are to be supported by controlled lapses in the containment of scp 871 that's the replicating cake outcome i think i'm pretty sure yes outcome yeah construction of hydroponic farms commences as does the use of scp 871 defeats surviving populations through unknown means all instances of scp 871 have been infected with the black blight leading to outbreaks of the disease in civilian populations across five encampments on oracle's recommendation the anomaly has been neutralized deficiencies in food supply are to be remedied by the recycling of matter from expired civilians expiry must not be related to black blight process fully automated by scp 7001 ah so a uh a soiling greens uh we went from from cursed cakes to soiling green oracle decision log 00064 2053 problem statement the foundation lacks information on the large number of anomalies that breach containment during the black moon incident using the memories and knowledge of those connected to the oracle.ac program create a database of the present estimated locations of anomalous objects that escaped foundation containment years prior response and outcome response utilizing its predictive and analytic capabilities oracle.ac estimated the location status and threat level of all anomalies accident in the records which survived the black moon incident footnote currently estimated at 45 percent in addition to this oracle opined on a topic not explicitly specified in the problem statement it stated that the foundation could not resume containment efforts in the same manner as before the black moon incident research should be scaled back in favor of pure containment given the fragile state of both the foundation in the world outcome suggestive strategy adopted containment efforts progressed with increased levels of success majority of anomalies suffer from black blight experiencing an overall degradation of their properties anomalies previously capable of local motion and our immobile levels of sentience and sapience have decreased and the effect of anomalous capabilities has waned or changed oracle decision log 0275 2056 problem statement for foundation containment and reconstruction efforts to continue the foundation requires more manpower the drafting civilians or the drafting of civilians or carrying out operations inside fallout campments is disallowed under global reconstruction effort arrangements or agreements potential resources of all types are limited design continued growth instability response oracle.ac produced a detailed plan of clandestine activity intended to destabilize the global reconstruction effort operations included astroturfing with the use of the medic agents and different information sabotage bribery and intimidation outcome the foundation executed oracle's plan over the following eight years resulting in massive damage to the global reconstruction effort and its component groups during this period there were over 23,000 defections to the foundation both during its ranks and providing oracle.ac with intimate knowledge the inner workings of other global factions behavioral profile analysis showed a positive correlation between an increase in levels of fear and paranoia to an increase in loyalty to the foundation cool this specific log just got me so excited for the stories going yeah yeah it's definitely it's going somewhere that's for sure we're fighting dirty now yeah oracle decision log 2328 2064 a year ago oh sorry never mind problem statement the foundation has covertly approached by the has been covertly approached by the following representatives from within the global reconstruction effort Vincent Anderson Jr. CEO of Anderson Robotics GOI 1115 Lenora Dark heir to the Marshall Carter and Dark Fortune GOI 012 DC Al Fine under Secretary General to the United Nations Global Occult Coalition GOI 007 a representative suggested the pooling of organizational resources into the hands of the foundation as they were concerned with the overall power and capability of the global reconstruction effort response and outcome response oracle.ac deemed the offers of Anderson and Dark to be agreeable and of a net benefit to the foundation however it stated the goals and strategic aims of the integrated GOC members will deviate to the point of organizational schism unless they are forcibly indoctrinated military conflict between resulting factions is likely in 63.21% of generated scenarios outcome both Anderson Robotics and Marshall Carter and Dark were incorporated into the foundation the global occult coalition's offer offer was rejected oracle decision 2356 2064 problem statement the foundation still held is still held to the doctrine of the opposing parties within the global reconstruction effort our initiative to reestablish the veil and return the organization to complete containment will remain unfilled so long as we're unable to act about the opposition's oversight the foundation wishes to dismantle the effort entirely here we go response oracle.ac created a detailed strategy to subsume the global reconstruction efforts power as the organization had been waning in influence over the foundation as a whole strategy the strategy focused on folding willing groups within the effort into the foundation forced amnestization and utilization of aggressive military campaigns on opposition with the effort 83% of notable opposition was sourced from the global occult coalition outcome over the next year foundation successfully dismantled the global reconstruction effort through controlled campaigns on various fronts upon recruitment of new members of the foundation oracle that ac was used to determine their loyalty to the organization and their foundation and their chances of defection those who fell lower on the scales were incorporated as the class personnel or killed all surviving members of the effort were incorporated into the foundation and presently monitored by oracle.ac the foundation remains the most significant ruling power in the world with no significant opposing factions wow that's so brutal just kill them off if they're not loyal enough oracle decision 3324 2065 problem statement large portions of the surviving civilian population exist outside of foundation encampments often inhabiting ruining ruined cities from the blightlands expand the foundation running encampments across the world to house and feed more civilians response using satellite imaging capabilities oracle that ac began to scan for survivor populations existing outside of the foundations encampments including settlements enclaves and tribes with populations over 50 outcome the foundation made contact with these populations often in food technology and resources survivors were given the option of moving into the efforts encampments or to remain alongside their settlements settlements and encampments were then interlinked if possible via trade routes in the establishment of infrastructure that would facilitate production of necessary resources and safe travel along them over 300 settlements were enrolled as recipients of the foundation's benefits number of surviving populations remained afflicted by the influence of the black blight these groups were usually centered around the locus of a former scp object the source of the blight's influence a partial log of survivor recovery efforts carried out by the foundation in attempt to assess the states of these populations had been included below mission date july 12th 2064 mission type survivor recovery anomaly neutralization mission output success mission overview scp 7000 satellites observed heat signatures and movement indicative of a potential human settlement in sector 231 confirmation was unable to be achieved due to the large amount of airborne black blight in the sector obfuscating imagery sector 231 sustained critical damage during the black wind incident estimated at 0.07 survival rate 0.07 percent survival rate upon arrival the field team encountered a group of 63 humanoid survivors inhabiting a makeshift encampment center of the encampment team discovered a formlessly can formerly contained anomaly scp 173 albeit displaying little of its prior documented anomalous properties since recovery rediscovery and containment the statue has not moved the community has survived by consuming scp 173's output substance oh as a result the anomaly had obtained an almost deific importance to the community infrastructure and culture scp 173 was recontained and transported to neosite 02 where it was neutralized via hydraulic press and incinerated 58 survivors were transported to foundation encampments five survivors expired as a result of their own resistance you made me do this uh one way to put it yeah november 29th 2064 anomaly containment success scp 7000's drones detected fluctuating human levels in sector 43 and assembled a team for a deployment 0.055 discovered anomaly formerly designated scp 999 on the site formerly occupied by the boldly and library scp 999's appearance was that of a levitating cuboid structure composed entirely of an unidentified orange liquid anomaly constantly amid sounds similar to multiple human screaming a surviving population of 483 were sourced from its innards each individual in a semi-catatonic state survivors frequently laughed but did not respond to stimuli scp 999 was unable to be neutralized via conventional means so a two by two by two meter chamber was constructed around the anomaly exterior surfaces of the chamber were adorned with warning signs okay so it knew so in trying to save people it like ate them and kept them inside and drove them tickle crazy yes exactly it could like a protective measure from the outside environment too i guess with no regard for their actual uh you know life oh uh this is february 12th 2065 survivor assessment failure population detected along the mississippi river united states and encampment had been affected by an infectious condition causing affected individuals and objects to permanently take on a texture reminiscent of television static uh this this resulted in extreme loss of identity and memory affected instances transmitted this condition to objects they touched nearly the entire population had been affected cause was determined to be from eating the body of scp 3000 uh large bloated portions of which were present in the waters outside of the encampment sources confirmed that scp 3000's body was also present in the bay of vangal it could not be determined whether or not the entity was dead survivor population was unable to be recovered save for a 10-year-old child that escaped the village and was living on her own in the forest nearby the girl was taken into foundation custody and enrolled in training april third 2065 reconnaissance success reconnaissance team was deployed to assess the security of the former foundation facility known as site 19 sentencing and sustained catastrophic damage during the initial incident in the area was deemed too dangerous to be assessed until now in audit of the status of anomaly still present was taken of particular note scp 682 integrity of sub level 52 intact backup generator still functional and entity arrests dormant motion sensors shown no activity scp question mark question mark question mark previous designation unknown entity had been altered by the black blight to the point of unrecognizability anomaly was a two-headed humanoid which constantly emitted high levels of all known types of ionizing radiation the entity was sapient and demonstrated the ability to speak however all vocalizations were nonsensical decommissioned via a single bullet to each head i don't know how they know it was sapient then um sentient maybe 055 no changes observed since last visit interesting by 2066 the foundation through use of scp 7000 omega's guidance established a small system of infrastructure among civilian encampments foundation facilities production plants and supply routes oracle decision log 6189 2066 problem statement the foundation stands unopposed but the reveal remains lifted response oracle.ac advocated for the initiation of the on we protocol over civilian populations allowing for the veil to be more conveniently established reconstruction efforts enhancing existing encampments to pre 2048 standards could then begin civilian population enters fugue state uh foundation takes control of remaining population hubs scp 7000-1 commences conversion of these surviving areas into domed foundation exclusionary sites oracle does so by controlling 12 000 construction drones in addition to its regular activities foundation begins an ongoing campaign to fold off surviving populations into these cities the i guess i guess there are other head cannons that don't link um uh yellowstone to the on we protocol but i thought it was destroyed oracle decision log 8003 2068 problem statement prolonged exposure to on we amnestics results in rising levels of the amnestic resistance and amnestic sickness in the civilian population inside the exclusionary cities amnestics are predicted to be ineffective within 10 years response and outcome response oracle.ac suggests installation of cybernetic ocular implants and neuro inhibitors in the civilian population using technology adopted by or developed by anderson robotics ocular implants would obfuscate the reception of remaining outside anomalous activity and objects by civilians as well as create a realistic simulation of how the world had looked prior to the black moon incident circa 2028 the neuro inhibitors enable foundation control over civilian work expediting expediting reconstruction of society as well as dampen complex thought processes and reasoning that would undermine the foundation's goals combined this would create the illusion of that the incident had never occurred and normalcy had been maintained outcome installation successful civilian populations were added to the oracle.ac agregor as i said quietly so it doesn't trigger trigger the uh the google for the purposes of mass manipulation as of 2070 the veil has been decidedly reestablished uh for individuals existing inside foundation exclusionary sites an estimated 70 of the world's remaining population sound very much just jealous that it's not the agregor of choice in this situation yeah i was gonna say i'm pretty sure it is one but yeah that's why it responded to it indendum three on december 15 2098 the second foundation centennial summit will be held the foundation the event was created as a means by which the overseer council uh means by the overseer council to assess the state of the foundation what it had achieved over the previous century and its future neosite 19 conference room five individuals sit beside a large slab of black rock located at the center of the room 0513 is situated at the table's head windows line the walls offering a view of the moon in the ground below several foundation exclusionary sites can be seen in the distance 055 enters the room so we've got five thirteen six four um and her doesn't eight okay um you take odds i'll take evens then sounds good yeah there's also 10 okay yeah yeah so there's equal uh breakup i mean i guess i got i've been 055 i guess i'll do 055 and evens yeah five and thirteen are main characters six is saying a fair amount eight and four and ten we've got some lines further down yeah ten has some few lines how about i take 13 four and eight they seem to have a fair bet and then and i'll take five ten six and four yeah right you said you got four you said i'm taking four and eight i'm taking four yeah okay okay okay it's we'll we'll figure it out yeah i think we'll i think this will be a good rap i was about to apologize for my lateness but it appears i'm not the latest by a fair margin rebecca i must be the bearer of bad news the rest won't be coming rebecca walks to the table and takes a seat seven remain empty the other council members told you this the other council members do not exist so if you're i'm not quite sure i follow well i see the plan to kill her let's kill her to fill her in before the summit went swimmingly 0513 waves her hand at 056 miss doc your comment is neither helpful nor appreciated mechanical voice submitted from 0510 his lips do not move agreed perhaps i should elaborate when the black moon incident occurred the only survivors on the council were the previous 055 058 0511 and i no one's seen nor heard from 11 in 20 years he's still alive but hold up in his personal fortress 055 is pass which leaves myself an eight counts of glances towards 058 the old woman sits huddled in her seat staring down at the table she mumbles indiscernible words to herself 056 leans across the table and whispers to 055 in case you were wondering it's easier to just mark eight as an abstention on any votes we hold her mind left some time ago one died at yellowstone trying to prepare 2000 for activation two slit her own throat whilst i was on the other end of the phone 059 turned a fit system in a miserable attempt to transcend but we all know how that ended the others died i don't know how but i know they died like everything did ever trust a pentagram too many corners in the aftermath we did what we could as the creator of oracle it was natural to offer thomas a seat at the table in 054's position oracles creation i thought i had four but you said four no no you did it you did you did i'm sorry i'm i'm getting confused oracles creation was very much a team effort sophia indeed a team you led and then when we merged with vincent and the nor's respective organizations we offer them the positions of 05 10 and 056 respectively and that was our team for a time until the passing of your predecessor and now you're here why only bring me on board why not replace the other roles 0513 turns to 054 the latter nods 0513 pulls out an electronic device and begins to type oracle you were the first person to recommend it for the council your predecessor was a military man i think you bring the same qualities he did bold straight talking i've been part of the council for months worked with you all and you didn't think to mention this to me we're mentioning it to you now months is nothing for an overseer 0513 stops typing oracle silence oracle i have a question silence i've disabled 7 000 omega shall we commence the meeting oracle isn't to be included in the summit discussions 054 glances at 0513 before turning to 055 no the the summit stipulation state only council members can partake whilst important oracle is not technically not a council member will the administrator at least be in attendance the question is met by silence i asked if no no the administrator will not be in attendance why is that the case the administrator looked out at the world following the black moon incident and he saw the destruction the devastation the damaged state of his beloved foundation with over half his handpicked council dead and he decided he could look upon that world no longer things got tough he threw in the towel you know it was not that simple but i i've i've spoken to him you know i was promoted to the council he called me directly to ask their annual video messages from sent to the whole foundation what you saw who you spoke to it was oracle after the howling we didn't think what was left of us could survive knowing what happened to the administrator he was is the figurehead we couldn't tell the survivors the administrator was gone you should tell her everything i will i am what else 055 is interrupted by a coughing sound 058 wretches in a small ball of mucus is ejected onto the table right oh my business to attend to an 05 hero event until now unseen in the shadows of the room runs forward and wipes 058's mouth before retreating away from the table what else is it that i need to know oracle's power its sheer capacity is obtained in part through the thaumaturgic inscriptions in our taxes head yeah on our brains there was a progenitor for this though when when the administrator would you like me to say it for you no no thank you six the administrator had a wealth of knowledge of the foundation of the anomalous and an abundance of anomalous knowledge can change you the way your brain is wired and that stays with you even after death we didn't want to let that power go to waste and the aftermath of the howling we couldn't afford to what did you do exactly we installed the administrator what was left of him into oracle and it worked it worked beautifully oracle changed upgraded instantaneously it gave us a fighting chance the details are expunged from the logs in the cold light of day we did what needed to be done without the administrator oracle would not have worked without oracle the foundation would have collapsed and without the foundation there was no hope for the remnants of humanity even the global reconstruction effort understood that much at the time we were desperate maybe once but no more it's time to shut it down oh five five turns in the stairs at 13 shut down oracle the centennial summit is to help to determine the future of the foundation to decide if the organization is still necessary to ask whether or not this course is sustainable so no rebecca not just oracle oracle and the foundation 13 the foundation is the only reason why humanity still exists right now if you call this humanity the foundation pulled me from a survivor's tribe when i was 10 i know what the absence of humanity is rebecca blind loyalty is dispensed of it i'll rake for good reason look at those cities filled to the brim with human cattle it's an attempt to cling to what we once had living in an exclusionary city is better than living in the blightlands in the wild having to fight for yourself not knowing what'll come next they're happy in those cities they can't be anything else the foundation succeeded to anyone in those cities that veil had never fallen the howling had never occurred you did the impossible and contained at the black moon then why does the sky still bleed we didn't contain anything rebecca it's more like we wrapped a bandage made of amnestics and synapse switchers over it oracles directive was to uphold the foundation but at some point what was best for us was not best for the world bandages never truly stem the bleeding that's what requires devotion 055 turns to the rest of the council won't any of you say something this is madness we categorically categorically have not contained at the black moon if anything i fear worse is still to come we've never proven the cause of the black moon incident but i have my theories we know the black blight wasn't in the moon naturally the foundation conducted plenty of tectonic studies prior to 2048 there was nothing to indicate its existence how does this relate to oracle let me finish we also know that the black moon was connected to the database corruption vinton and i've been researching this and we don't think the black moon caused the database corruption we believe it was the other way around the foundation caused the moon to bleed that's that's not possible in 2048 scip net was the greatest repository of information on the anomalous ever created to bring together that knowledge into one place to combine all that power in zeros and ones and to leave it there together the database corruption the black moon it is all connected i developed my suspicions decades ago after installing the administrator it's like i said an abundance of anomalous knowledge can change you and we're making the same mistake again except this time housing that information inside the world's most powerful ai i created oracle the machine is my life's work it was designed to help us survive the most the worst catastrophe mankind had ever experienced but we use it now to tell us how to live we become dependent on it i always admired the foundation even prior to joining you an adamant pursuit of knowledge and scientific research but under oracle that aspect of our work had been quashed look at the design of our cities we yearn for the past instead of facing the future 056 stands from our chair and gestures towards the landscape seen through the window do we really think this is the best possible future for humanity stagnated livestock in a global containment chamber we haven't detected new anomalies since before the howling the old ones are dead running away in the blightlands but what happens without oracle what happens when people begin to starve to death or when the inhibitors shut down and the cities open up and they realize their lives are a lie without the foundation how will they get resources i spent my career rescuing survivors from the blightlands i don't want to damn them again humanity's greatest strength is our adaptability our ability to make our own path they will find a way the hydroponic farms in each city are now active oracle isn't needed to keep them running it's time to give people back what we took from them we should at least ask oracle and what it no enough is enough this is our decision to make your suicidal you're damning everyone if you do this it's genocide why are none of you rebecca 0513 calmly stands from our chair and walks over to 055 she takes her hand when the foundation found you scared and alone on the banks of the mississippi river in the shadow of scp 3000 you were not there because of oracle it was luck luck in your own ingenuity no scripted event no problem statement in response you survived as a member of the foundation you've made your own choices excelled in what you do done your best to protect others it's time it's time we gave everyone the chance to do the same so fear this is the only world i've ever known even without the foundation we still have an obligation to help these people we're going to pull the rug out from underneath them and say that we were wrong to put it there in the first place imagine how that will make them feel if you're admitting fault you're meaning that we stole their lives i i put so many people in those cities knowing i was doing the right thing how am i supposed to suddenly feel the morse i know we were doing the right thing i know but i promise you another world is possible this will not be an end but a beginning you'll have free reign to help who you want regardless of mission briefing arriving in your inbox 0513 let's go up 055's hand returns to her seat initiate vote electronic screens from the table one in front of each council member the screens flicker to life each displays a single sentence shut down oracle to solve the foundation below the directive three options gay abstain or nay are illuminated in a slight glow 054056 0510 0513 all vote 055 fingers hover fingers finger hovers in front of the screen this is your call rebecca the vote needs to be unanimous i've said all i and the 05s turn to 058 this whole charade has has run for far too long maria is that you so focused on the how we forgot about the why 0513 stands and makes her way around the table to 058 maria 058 forcefully presses the screen in front of her her finger lands on the affirmative vote she stares at 055 the decisions hardest to make are often the most frightening 058's gaze drifts falling to her lap she resumes mumbling 055 votes got yay abstain or nay there's 051 is it abstain 052 is abstain 053 is abstain 054 055 and 056 are yeas 057 abstains 058's a yay 059 abstains 0510 it's a yay 0511 0512 a abstain and 0513 is a yay motion passes former council members it's been an honor 054 rises from his seat and shakes the hand of all those in the room and then leaves he is followed by 056 0510 and 058 the latter guarded by her hero fans 0513 addresses them i'll come see her tonight my usual time soon just 055 and 0513 are left in the room i'm proud of you excuse me what you did today was not easy i do not underestimate the difficulty you faced i did try and warn you though but i recall you saying something about not having time to read 055 chuckles her hair giving away to a period of prolonged silence after giving way to a period prolonged sense between the pair so fear yes rebecca what happens now i don't know no she pauses and smiles and that my friend is the point ah interesting i i so i like the whole thing it's good there's a few parts where it's like i feel like they were they started a sentence and then ended on a different sentence like they just need to like go back and there's a lot of like a lot of text here it's a long one so it's you know like some mistakes are are expected however it has been slotted for some time now so you should get on that author um whole thing's cool though i like the visual like the of the moon like breaking and bleeding all everything i don't really understand how it is like i i get that they're like oh yeah all this the anomalous documents caused it but like how is it like a representation for like redaction or something like i don't know i wonder the database corruption made the moon bleed that's what i'm saying yeah i don't know like how it how it links to that i'm looking at the uh all the thing the anomalies non-anomalous partially non-anomalous yeah um i'm looking at the discussion to see if there's a like a breakdown by the author not really um i will say it i was kind of luke warm on on it until we got to those the like the subterview stuff then i was like okay all right here we go i liked some of the parts earlier on like the politician talking like the school like like said cool cool visual um yeah i think i think i know on the head the high concept is weird and doesn't really mesh for me either like the database corrupting being the black moon but all of the ground level stuff like installing the administrator or straiters brain and the reveal of that because they set it up early by redacted yeah i actually i had a problem with that like i was like why are they redacting stuff after the fail has been listed doesn't make any sense uh that makes sense you know in retrospect um and uh go ahead like certain things like eating the leftover 3000 making you glitch like a staticky television um yeah i was i was expecting like 39 30 or something causing that but um yeah because i mean i can imagine that you start eating the meat of 3000 you're gonna forget everything that just makes sense but maybe it's like um it's an like an amnestic like an anti-memetic effects that rubs off on them because they're consuming it like they're not actually gone but everyone else perceives them as static maybe i don't know interesting okay that's that that would be if i had to like to justify it that would be how i would how i would do so um one thing i thought was interesting is that they're like oh yeah this has like an unlimited amount of processing power and then they're like oh yeah there's limited storage and processing power and this is a reconstruction of this the network and the database you know and then they're like oh well we actually don't have enough to run oracle and i thought it was like limitless like you just allocate space for that but you know it's uh it's a small thing it's anomalous technology whatever um if you want to sutterfuge in the plans a pretty dope of oracle to let itself be shut down i was yeah i was i was expecting some sort of like you know how nine thousand situation you can't let you do that um but uh no i so i mean it's not a vote for me for sure um if you want to read a good scp about database corruptions and redactions spreading throughout the the scp files check out scp 3959 the end of all knowledge by billeth um it's it's good um also uh site zero one is the archive that holds all the data why did he need another site i don't get it um i i would have liked it if they were like scp 7 000 is site zero one i thought i think that would have been good um because it already exists uh but there is no canon who cares both the bleeding moon and that uh database image are really dope yeah yeah that's a very good render um the the data core it's cool cool stuff uh it's got a definitely like a almost um almost admonition vibe it's like close to it but not quite very cool cool good work uh dice a drawn this a drawn and jay june good job jay june good work go team perfect all right next one next one scp 7075 by red red red are we doing an ad break we are doing an ad break get confused by all of the crashes and comebacks but here we are we survive totally ad break a tree tried to kill dr samarian and it missed we need to we are rounding up all the saplings using the expanded butterfly net they are going to live in a dark basement where they will not get light yes absolutely and i know fall is coming and i know everyone wants apple cider and apple picking and all that stuff but we're gonna have to not there will not be any apple trees um we're we're we are fully exclusive um to trees but we are including all trees so uh all trees are gone equal opportunity destruction sapling inferno oh it looks like we got some donos to uh hymns from the road at least during the stream that's gone up a fair bit it's fantastic very happy to see uh see them all reach their goals it's great keep it coming i look forward to seeing what the hymns from the road turns out to be as well as all of these somersaults that rad has to do because of it yes indeed that that'll be a it'll be a sight to see you're going to an orchard on sunday there won't be any trees come on no no okay if you know if you let us know specifically which orchard and which trees you'll be picking from maybe we'll make an exception but you have to submit it within the next two hours i would say that is the the benefit of being a site 42 patreon you get to pick the or you get a little bit of influence on the order of which the trees are destroyed once you're done trees done too exactly exactly turn in your documents to the email address make sure it's all dotted eyes and cross t's otherwise we can't help you yes absolutely enjoy the enjoy the orchard patreon you get priority tree uh prioritizing tree destruction rates yeah yes yes um you get to pick a plot of land and instead of planting a tree there we preserve the tree that's there for a set period of time until we let the uh the drones at it with the flamethrowers and the chainsaws and the part of finance and for every subscriber to bellith on twitch we will plant not a real tree but a synthetic tree a robotic tree to replace it so that we still get to enjoy the look of trees without their damn damn murderous intent absolutely i'm sure metal trees will not cause any accidents whatsoever and um we're pretty confident about that we've been testing the trees we've been throwing sticks at it we had a big fan and we let it loose on the tree it didn't move so we're pretty confident that uh what was that oh um earthquakes right hmm hmm hmm it'll be fine it'll be fine nothing could possibly go wrong all links to our different support links are in the description add break complete now back to your regularly scheduled programming what is the title of 70 75 for us let's see yeah gotta find the iteration that has a back button there we go 70 75 correct twins in quotation marks twins all right we got some interview logs we got it's a short one uh huh oh it's a lot of f words in this one cool oh boy all right let's have some fun item number scp 7075 object class safe special containment procedures l scp 7075 dash a and scp 7075 dash b are to be kept inside a single enlarged chamber together only separate them when required for testing instructions for administering the modified zener cards can be found in document 7075 dash a which will be given to assigned personnel approve any requests for intelligence based items board games books of riddles etc which may aid in testing likewise deny any requests which may hinder containment update increase the rate of testing to four times a week with a focus on enhancing emotive and superconscious abilities subjects possess suicidal and homicidal ideation but both state that their desires are manageable believe them until proven otherwise description scp 7075 was an unknown individual who is subject to an occult ritual this ritual was meant to transform it into a gestalt entity of great psychic influence but instead split it into two sapient humanoids designated scp 7075 dash a and scp 7075 dash b these two humanoids share a very potent psychological bond either one is able to instantly and often involuntarily transmit sensory information ideas and associations to the other with an approximately 0.009 accuracy footnote with typical levels of mental activity this equates to around five thousand five hundred conscious and subconscious thoughts per day therefore by all known metrics scp 7075 dash a and scp 7075 dash b possess the most powerful telepathic connection ever recorded by the scp foundation research has shown that their telepathy has some conscious component which can be strengthened through mental exercises and tests of will researchers are encouraged to speak to their supervisors regarding the specifics scp 7075 dash a is a 1.8 meter tall male it is thin malnourished and weak having performed poorly during every one of its medical evaluations it has paranoid tendencies and can sometimes fall into uncooperative or even hostile moods during testing but it is yet to attack a researcher a common delusion it suffers from is that scp 7075 dash b or its caretakers are trying to harm it in some way to ease this researchers are encouraged to act more casually with scp 7075 dash a than they usually would with scp's scp 7075 dash a has extensive scarring across its face and torso which is indicative of ritual sacrification scp 7075 dash a will occasionally have episodes where it bleeds from these scars for anywhere from five minutes to two and a half hours when asked why this happens scp 705 7075 dash a has stated that it quote does not know and does not care and quote examination has shown that this bleeding is visual only it does not suffer any real harm during its episodes scp 7075 dash b is a 1.54 meter tall female it appears to be far larger and heavier than scp 7075 dash a and its limbs are particularly bloated compared to the rest of its body lacking coloration in certain spots and sagging at the joints little is known about scp 7075 dash b's personality since it is refused to speak to many researchers however it has shown a liking towards a very select few the names of whom were included in document 7075 dash a it has sometimes spoken to scp 7075 dash a when it believes that they are but not being listened to scp 7075 dash a and scp 7075 dash b are fraternal twins very low accuracy say again the very low accuracy i mean i know it probably meant the other way around but the 0.009 percent accuracy that's low accuracy yeah that's i was gonna wonder about that yeah uh a sorted experiment interview logs February 9th redacted to or September 2nd redacted to October 19th redacted interview log interviewer senior researcher redacted interview e scp 7075 dash a you want to take the anomaly sure could you describe what you see when you get a transmission uh i don't see much they go by so fast and i'm only able to catch a few words most of the time sometimes i think i get a smell at these bits and pieces that are all blended together into the soup in my head it's like if there was a tiger on the other side of the room growling really really really low sometimes it comes closer and sometimes it goes away but it's always there but it was different in the deprivation tank oh yeah yeah jesus fucking christ what do you guys do to these things i thought i was doing i thought i was doing something like that a while ago with that t with a t-shirt in this kiddie pool but i got really fucking scared at the last second freaked out i felt the same here but everything was a lot more calm couldn't feel my face it's fucking incredible remember what you saw a little bit yeah when it started it was like upside down and i was floating and looking down at this black ocean my eyes were messed up like i knew for some reason that i wasn't looking at the ocean i was looking at a really big sphere of water like a floating mass kind of thing but i saw i saw a circle it was this flat circle like a flag it made me really scared i tried to look somewhere else but i couldn't move my head my whole body felt limp and i felt this really loud distorted roar in my right ear it was like a line was screaming through it's no it wasn't an animal scream it was like i don't know something more primal something more primal than an animal i don't know man it was really fucked i'm sorry i don't know what how to describe it it fucked with me a separate interview log same interviewer and interviewee so you don't have the best relationship with your sister that's a very normal experience for kid your age i don't hate her or anything she's really like i want to say a rude word i'm allowed to call her a bitch if that's how you really feel uh yeah yeah i guess she is she thinks she's better than everyone else what makes you say that the way she acts the way she thinks she eats a lot of my food and she's mean to people and she's a really big weight on everything she used to be nice i'm your first created but now every day is a slog i hate talking to her well like feeling that like that but because we're connected but i do i'm sorry you don't have to apologize david that's a perfectly normal reaction to have especially cooped up in a place like this 24 hours a day another interview same interviewee same interviewer i had a dream last night could i talk about that if you want to sure thanks um i think it was the same thing as last time with my on the floor in the kitchen this time i wasn't looking through my eyes though i was looking through my mom's was saying all the same shit but now i could feel what she was feeling but i think she was feeling when she was when i was saying it what was she thinking she wasn't um she wasn't really thinking anything at all i couldn't catch any words or anything but i knew she was feeling blue she was the most blue i'd ever seen it wasn't like an ocean blue and an aquarium blue it was a lot more intense maybe what a puke it was so burning in my eyes and my stomach maybe it was something medical you said she had seizures sometimes didn't you that could be how she was feeling when it came on no no man it wasn't anything like that all right sorry sorry what did it feel like it was so sad and cold and lonely i felt the blue everywhere around me no matter how much i shut my eyes my eyelids weren't even black anymore the longer i looked at me on the floor the more i wanted to collapse i wanted to die i didn't want to be there anymore i felt so disappointed myself and like pissed at the world for fucking doing this to me i didn't fucking clue why i of all people was choosing to suffer through this it was terrifying it was terrifying and um i felt really bad when i woke up i stopped drinking a while ago because of some other shit with one of my friends but i could have felt that i would have stopped earlier i fucking hate it so much i fucking disgust me man what happened with your could you take me back to my room please i'm fucked up right now i'm fucked i'm done interview logs senior researcher redacted and 7075 dash b forward subject expressed a sudden interest in being interviewed but would not give a reason why request was approved before we cut into this can i ask why you wanted to be interviewed all of a sudden is there something that happened recently no okay do you ever request you'd like to make something for your room i see okay um okay i guess i'm choosing to do it now i don't give a shit anymore if you need to kill me to do it i'd like to be drowned or shot in the head uh maybe poisoned but however you want to do it is fine i don't know how david wants to do it but he feels the same way just do it before i change my mind excuse me sorry i didn't expect that in all honesty are are you do you think you're depressed if you are we have some things that could help you everyone in here can get little crazy sometimes what you don't have to talk like that i said i don't give a shit you can fucking kill me already so i understand how you're feeling right now and i want you to know that's a very normal thing for people like you but suicide is never a rational response not in any circumstance okay you're such a cruel piece of shit i know what you want i could see his thoughts dumbass i know what the fuck you're trying to tell me i don't care i'm not gonna run or try and kill one of you take your guns i don't give a shit i don't have any more reasons to stay alive oh come on you know that's not why you two are here you have plenty of reasons to live you still have your brother don't you you're just as powerful to tell the path that he is without you he's useless he's just another guy walking down the street your existence alone makes him one of the most important people in history you two shatter every rule of science every rule of psychology metaphysics you shatter everything every day you two being born is one of the most consequential events in all of human history doesn't that excite you doesn't that make you happy we still don't know the full extent of your kid your own capabilities you could gain even more control over your mind than he can a sort of an experiment interview logs may 14th redacted to june 7th redacted experiment log administrator in subjects senior researcher redacted 775 or 7075 dasha senior researcher redacted presents a card containing a cartoon drawing of an elephant uh fuck i don't know senior researcher redacted presents a card containing a photograph of a dangerously malnourished child i i don't know your sister is thinking of ending her life is this part of the test it's important your sister wants either you or her to die i know she's been considering it for a long time when did it start i don't really know what you're talking about she ever thought about doing you know i never caught it bullshit you can't lie to me when your sister's on suicide watch i need to know when this started david i'm not lying i don't know shit man i don't want to know about stuff like that i got my own shit to worry about like what like fucking these tests man i'm gonna get better at this i want to you know fucking help humanity or some shit she wants to fucking die that's her business i don't care get her a therapist or something you can't turn your back on it david she's your sister she's family you have to look out older sister for okay yes older sister but she's family i don't give a shit if she's family she's older than me i shouldn't have to take care of her i'm saying that strictly speaking you're still the man of the house even if she is older you should recognize that it's not trying to make me have a relationship with her i don't fucking care you can't do it she can't do anything to me that's not what shut the fuck up okay okay senior researcher redacted presents a card containing a photograph of the portrait of henry the eighth by hans holbein what do you think this one is interview log senior researcher redacted subject 770 775-b you should fucking kill yourself you want to help me that's what you should do that's the only thing that david thinks about i know that's not true no you fucking don't do you think you're getting anywhere acting like this do you think that if you say bitch your whole 500 times will release you what was that fuck you you should we should do a lot of things but we don't do that you need to stop being such a brat we let some anomalies live normal lives but you're never going to get there acting like this yeah because i'm never gonna get there at all don't say that shut your dumb ass up bitch i'm gonna fucking kill him when i get back to my cell i don't give a shit i'm gonna kill him and i'm gonna kill you sarah you've said shut up sarah interview log senior researcher redacted 7705-a what did she do why do you think this is about her i want to talk to you no you don't i just do what you want the only reason you talk to me anymore is because you want to know how to get her to stop being insane it's a pretty cool thing to say david i mean i've answered all the questions you've given me haven't i i'm not lying to you is this a good place what do you think you're working for a good organization i can't exactly say yes can i we keep people in boxes sometimes i'm lucky enough to be a glorified zookeeper but most of the time i get people people like you i have to feed you i have to bathe you i have to make sure that you don't take your own life in here i do really bad stuff on a daily basis so the people that we're lucky enough to be born normal aren't harmed what does that make me an asshole you could say that but somebody has to do what i do humanity would have died hundreds of times if we didn't exist women david women children would have all died you would have never existed nor your mom or dad or any of your grandparents the reason they do is because there's men like me doing what i'm doing let me tell you something before i go there are a lot of the researchers here there are a lot of people that would like to work with you specifically and not all of them are as nice as me not all of them are willing to talk to you like this they treat you like a dog they treat your sister even worse she'd be actually insane if i wasn't here hmm maybe i don't know interview log with seven thousand seventy five dash b tell me why then you've got 30 seconds because you're supposed to help me you're supposed to back me up when i tell you things not sit there and do nothing like you're you're a fucking bitch i've told you five times already i'm telling you for the sixth time now that is not my job i'm not your therapist i'm not here to make you feel better about yourself i'm here to i'm here to train you this everywhere i'm doing with you is to give you a stronger connection with your brother i don't care what happened between you two before you got here but you've got to get rid of that right now i'm not doing your fucking experiments i'm not a fucking animal when did i say any of that any of that you're not even listening to what i'm saying at this point i don't give a shit okay your brother likes me because he knows that i'm not trying to hurt him i'm here to do a job i want you to dump all of this out on me because at the end of the day i'll forget about it you can try and hide all you want but you're unlucky enough to be born with a megaphone in your head so you two so you have two paths you can either hurt someone you really care about or you can hurt me the person who's asking for it and right now it seems like you want to hurt him am i wrong okay i'll see i'll come back another day when you're ready to take responsibility for yourself fuck you assorted experiment interview logs june 30th redacted to december okay audio log interviewer dash a interviewee dash b crux really 1800 hours 12 minutes while dash a and dash b were eating dinner they had a brief conversation it's a real piece of shit thing to fucking say could you be quiet jesus fucking christ can you shut up you know that's all horseshit i'm sorry but it's so fucking annoying to listen to you fucking ramble on for ages about shit that's so obviously untrue i swear when are you going to give up on your fucking image you overthink what you're trying what you are to the point where you cripple yourself because you know that if you ever tried to actually live as yourself you'd never be able to be as great as you are in your head it's fucking stupid the issue isn't me it's that stupid image just be you be my fucking brother and we'll be fine they're lying to you they're gonna betray you but you want a fucking coma first chance they get i swear to god man i swear to god shut the fuck up we're both fucking powerless here scp 75 you're so fucking stupid i hate you i'm the fucking my chain to you because we're amoebas amoebas that's literally there's literally nothing we can do you know if you were captured by aliens or by the army or something did at least be a small chance we could get out but here not here that's that's what's fucking weird we're actually completely fucked we're going to fucking die they're nazis you want to be a hero in the eyes of fucking nazis yeah i know then why are you still going with them because there's fucking there's nothing else out there man we're fucked people living out in the cities in the suburbs and the kids and the teenagers they're all so so so fucked there's so many monsters in the world you can't even imagine how many things want to kill us there's so many monsters and now that we know about them they're going to kill us if we leave we've we're fucked either way so you might as well take a side that won't shoot us they're not going to kill us that just bullshit they tell you to to make you scared even if there is that much we can fight them we can do shit you can do shit you could make it out yeah but we won't though we're fucking idiots we've got ghosts and snipers and the FBI they can kill us whenever wherever we are we can't even go to space we've got guys up there too they've got guys at the bottom of the ocean do you know how big they actually are do you know how many times the world ended and they just didn't know about it because they won't tell us i'm not some fucking guy i was i was when i was born with sarah and you weren't the same girl don't fucking cry i'm not gonna cry i just if you cry then i'm gonna cry i fucking i hate you so fucking much i wish you would just do this i could just do this alone why the fuck am i attached to you why can't i do it myself i don't care you deserve whatever the fuck they do to you i don't care i'm right you're choosing the nazis over your own family you're pathetic i hate you interview log uh a and b again great i remember my dream i remember my dream yeah i dreamed i was in a small town by the coast and they had these weird representatives kind of there were 50 of them because of the 50 states i was on i was i was the one for road island but it was also the sheriff i think it was a serial killer too the whole time i was killing all these people i cut this one old lady i got shot and i shot these three people on this boat and it was the whole time i was scared because i thought the police were gonna come for me they figured you out didn't they yeah i think they did i killed everyone except for one other person because i knew if i was the last man standing they knew i was the killer so i kept one other person with me i thought that would stop them from questioning me but one day i was working and this guy came in who i was friends with years ago unintelligible i don't think he really existed it's my brain's way of talking to me he like called me over and asked to talk privately and asked me what i was doing that night and i kind of started to cry i don't know why you feel guilty over all that just don't talk they have nothing to use against you i don't know i felt awful because they fucking got him they fucking got him last time i saw him i felt like i understood him and now i couldn't tell at all who what he was i thought he'd try to relate to me or coax it out of me or have the heart to heart but he fucking slapped me with it i don't know what i did wrong to him you didn't do anything guys are just like that sometimes i'm a bad person i think everyone's a bad person interview log senior researcher redacted and 70 75 dash b hell fucking yes you do do you know how incredible it is that you and your brother are alive your existence alone disproves half of science your existence disproves almost every single philosophical theory developed in the last 300 years i mean do you even understand how fucking unbelievably rude what you just said was shut up bitch do you even know who carol young is do you know what the collective shut the shut up fucking slut unconscious is it is the foundation for the entire field of psychology it is the lynchpin it is the only fucking thing keeping it together and you and your brother prove that it exists not a some sociological thing or useful idea but a real tangible physical thing you can interact with you can touch it you can beat the shit out of it if you want does that not make you happy does the knowledge that you are actually the center of the universe not enough for you because you get bored sometimes you're a fucking whore pig hillbilly skimp whore you're so fucking useless compared to me you should kill yourself a short screeching sound all right i'm done here go back to yourself i don't wanna i don't care isn't the short screeching sound was a chair maybe i assume it was chair legs yeah experiment log interviewer none interviewee 70 75-a forward senior researcher redacted was unavailable in his place an automated interviewer conducted the experiment machine presents a sheet of paper which contains the words lune we gibbons written 89 times in number two pencil i don't know paper in something machine presents a sheet of printer paper which contains two numbers the approximate number of natural births occurring at the moment and the approximate number of natural deaths occurring at the same time for scp foundation data collected that week man don't show me that shit please give an answer even if you are not sure it's nothing machine presents a photograph of the earth taken from the moon's surface silence audio log dash a and dash b why are you so pissed off it's not about you yeah it is how do you know because it's always about me also we're telepathic i hate the things you make me think about i want to be good i really want to be a good person i want to be like my dad so fucking lucky to have this gift you can't even fucking imagine when help so many fucking people i don't care if i ever get a girlfriend or a private life or anything i don't fucking care i just want to make sure that the kids don't have a fucking thing don't get fucked i'm so scared they're gonna die and but i can't do shit because i'm stuck with you fucking you you and your stupid fucking whining and you're trying to be the victim here and both fucking victims you're in this you're in the same boat we're stuck in the same fucking circle and yeah i know this guy is gonna fuck with me but he's in a circle too and he's just trying to do his best he's got a boss his boss has got a boss and that boss has got a boss they're fucking each other all the way down and i just i got a chance to ignore that shit and just be a fucking a good guy i so i don't fucking care we're not in the same boat you're such a bitch no i'm not why can't you just help me because it's not the right thing to do yes it is no it's not i don't fucking care well i don't either okay story end i did it did it ended it had an end uh there this okay so like weird things nonwithstanding um the researcher was acting very unprofessional throughout the conversations uh like and he's trying to like encourage dash b like look at look at how great your gift is but like the gift is the reason why they're there like i can't imagine someone with that disposition looking at it in a positive way with that uh method um and i don't know so one i i don't like that the dash is like how i mean i'm in this i'm in this like why did the world do this to me but didn't it did like a a a thaumaturgic ritual or something to become a collective consciousness like you you kind of should have seen something potentially happening negatively from that um to luck not really seeing the luck here um is it like the probability of their act like the accuracy i guess like the author trying to say there they are unlocked like they're unlucky that they ended up in the situation but like also don't cast weird rituals on yourself i don't know um so this is yeah go ahead or go ahead you go no i was just gonna say the the the accuracy thing i is it is it that that's only point zero zero nine percent because they didn't really have much like there's a lot of times where like they're talking back and forth when they really should know what the other person is going to say if it's if it's within ninety nine point nine nine one percent then they're not listening to each other but if it's the other way around i think that they're over hyping their ability so i'm not i'm not sure i'm pretty sure i'm able to uh like detect people that i'm close with i can i can guess what they're going to say and greater than point zero zero zero nine percent point zero zero nine percent it's it's pretty you know anyway there's a lot of little things so it's a death by a thousand cuts yeah there's i feel like it's because there's no event there's no like action here it's just meant to be like a character piece basically between these three people who don't like each other and unbearable yeah um yeah also what was the thing about it uh dash a bleeding like it has like fake like the visual bleeding of the scarification wounds yeah it said the scar the blood was purely visual and what i think that means is it's purely superficial like stigmata yeah got it that would be my interpretation but also like what's the point of that what is that like what is the significance of that and also what if it happens um why is it never brought up again yeah this sounds like with with the what sounds like a sacrum all right so hold on because the because even in the description i was confused because 70 75 is an unknown individual who was split in two by the ritual but then they're also fraternal twins that is another thing yeah um and of course the dash b is a little weird too like the description again of the dash b just like the description of the dash b was kind of odd too it felt like some like a random stuff kind of put in there like it's bloated on its limbs compared to the rest of its body and it's lacking coloration in certain spots um just seems like a lot of this article feels like yeah only the uninteresting parts of a story that's probably very interesting like the like we want to know more about the sacrifice yeah yeah that's i was thinking that same thing yeah totally but then all we get hit with instead is the like just knock out drag out arguments of this researcher and these two people who do not want to cooperate with the foundation or each other yeah and it's clear that they like they like they keep talking about wanting to die and they're like they're gonna kill you like it's not like what are your priorities and your messaging's a little off and a wants to join the foundation a la 4051 and like do helpful things but b absolutely does not want to do that because it thinks that the foundation are nazis right um a can't do it without b so they're just stuck yeah and like the thing about the the sensory deprivation tank and like the way that he was feeling with this like seeing his uh his mother like like they're telepathic to other things as well or they just telepathic with each other and i feel like there's enough details here that like on a surface reading of 3999 you could see it as just a bunch of gibberish if you just like read it surface level and you don't dig very deep but once you dig into it you're like oh a lot of this means things and it means x y and z and it's structured like this and it gets very interesting i feel like i'm reading 3999 but i can't get i can't breach it right yeah yeah um i don't get the point of the experiments either like are they trying to do like it's like it's kind of like remote viewing maybe like they're trying to get the other twin to guess what the one twin is looking at or something but it's only with one person in a time i just it's not very standard psychic uh psychic car tests like ghost busters yeah yeah um so like there's a lot of individual components here but they are all kind of dissonant from each other is that is my final thoughts yeah i uh and i feel kind of dirty having read all those curse words and like i you know i like i don't like cursing as much as the next guy but that was a little excessive even the even the researchers getting in on it yeah especially when the researcher like hits that last log it's like oh wow you just like are all the way fucking in now yeah man that was a a thing yeah i can't oh i can't download because everything is confident but i cannot upvote it because i did not enjoy it or get it look at the info box at the top info box at the top yeah next to the rating module the i mentioned murder suicide other dark themes not enjoyable read bad vibes not an enjoyable read i concur well not all games are supposed to be fun not all art supposed to be fun i guess so oh yeah instructions for missing the zinnier cards yeah okay yeah so yeah they're trying to get each other to guess the things on the cards and then the machine was like it sounded like it sounded like the that like dash a kind of like did know what the the values were that the machine was like printing out but just didn't want to cooperate which i thought you would want to if you were uh trying to work for the foundation whatever i have a lot of feelings about this article i'm gonna i'm gonna move on let's move on to one yes it's right in my spleen or something this is like throbbing i don't know burning since he uh um anyhow on to the next one what do we got cp 7490 by strange matter okay 7490 is have faith and take some chances wow this is the widest format possible oh yeah well at least it's where's the scroll bar one oh it's so tiny and hard to see okay i just saw cameo from the vulgan dr miller at least all right from the top item number oh what's the what's the title on this one i i just said it was um have faith uh was it was called have faith and take some chances gotcha that's what i miss while i was scrolling because you said the scroll bar was really long and i was like oh god it is item number scp 7490 classification level four secret containment class euclid disruption class kennec risk class danger special containment procedures scp 7490 is to be detained within a type two large humanoid containment unit in sub level four at site 39 scranton reality anchor devices have been installed in each corner of the containment chamber to regulate fluctuations of scp 7490's property no personnel is permitted to enter the containment chamber or the 15 meter exclusion zone that encompasses scp 7490's area of effect interviews conducted with scp 7490 are to be held with dr tony karmichael and assistant researcher dr jessica miller okay so it's not vulgan miller through a video conference from the secure observation room this applies to the weekly sessions with psychologist dr connor quinn scp 7490 has provided three grade b meals daily when scp 7490 was to be brought for testing a scranton reality anchor on a flat dolly with three armed on-site guards are to be transport the subject testing block six in sub level three description scp 7490 is a 27 year old humanoid caucasian female formerly known as agent felicia mallory who is a tactical response officer stationed with gamma nine originally it was thought that scp 7490 was uh it was thought that scp 7490 anomalous capabilities can cause events harmful to human life in its surrounding area the range and severity of the events can change drastically and without warning footnote ranging from minor foul functions within paraphernalia to tragic events the distance of scp 7490's anomalous properties fluctuates from a typical five meter radius to site wide perhaps greater if not cautious c test 74903 by dr. karmichael the effects of scp 7490 typically take within a 24-hour time frame and has not exceeded that currently there are no feasible methods of undoing delaying and preventing these effects as of august 28th 2013 scp 7490 can cause favorable outcomes to anyone within its surrounding area see incident 74903 in addendum four scp 7490 was not able to control the condition of set effects or the moment when they occur scp 7490 was also not impervious to its anomaly regardless if it were harmful or beneficial the condition of scp 7490 be it physical mental or emotional dictates and alter it affects its effects addendum one inciting incidents on september 12 2013 mobile task force gamma nine codename fire readers was deployed as part of operation daisy cutter footnote operation daisy cutter was a mission to search and destroy active nearby chaos insurgency checkpoints as well as recovering intel regarding the group of interest in any anomalous objects or entities they may have had at their disposal to retrieve ua 620 footnote undesignated anomaly that was in the custody of group of interest 006 codename chaos insurgency during their return to site 39 with ua 620 they were ambushed by members of the chaos insurgency alpha group an emergency sos was sent out from the transport vehicle and a recovery team had been sent to that location the recovery team noted the disappearance of ua 620 damaged vehicles and the deaths of all 18 chaos insurgency militants mobile task force gamma nine were either critically injured or already deceased except for agent mallory who was unconscious upon discovery and sustained a fractured left wrist all survivors were transported to the site 39 infirmary for treatment on july 13 2013 site director cathleen gray had a one-to-one meeting with agent mallory regarding operation daisy cutter during the meeting agent mallory's head injury had given her site memory loss director gray recommended that agent mallory be temporarily off any field assignments and be assigned to recruitment duty until she has fully recovered at 10 30 pm director gray had tripped and fallen down the stairs she sustained a blunt forest head injury and had to be immediately hospitalized a assistant director allison ortega was brought in his acting site director for the time of director gray's recovery during ad ortega's management the following incidents occurred incident 74901 eggy lewis on july 15 2013 agent felicia mallory was tutoring their first intern eggy lewis for his upcoming test on thomaturgy this took place in lounge 10 in sub level one water leaked through the cabinet door from the sink and flowed to eggy lewis eggy lewis got up take a break but slipped and fell onto the floor agent felicia mallory called for help in the guards checked to see if eggy had sustained any injuries they discovered that his right little finger was broken and he was sent to the infirmary sarah taylor on july 19 2013 agent felicia mallory and agent sarah taylor were scouting a row of d class to their cells d13174 had escaped his restraints and attacked agent sarah taylor d13174 took her handgun and fired on agent sarah taylor before being subdued by agent felicia mallory agent sarah taylor sustained an injury on a right thigh and had to be sent to the infirmary d13174 was sent to solitary confinement for 10 days while undergoing disciplinary action against onsite guards adrian lorenzo on july 25 2013 agent felicia mallory was in the middle of a training exercise on firearms with agent adrian lorenzo agent lorenzo's firearm had jammed as he attempted to pull back the slide he mistakenly aimed his weapon downwards and fired at his left foot he was immediately sent to the infirmary christian martinez on august 2nd 2013 agent felicia mallory was walking with senior researcher christian martinez to his car having a general chat he drove back home at 9 15 p.m when suddenly his windshield was struck by a cinder block and crushed his head he died instantly after these incidents ad ortega requested agent felicia to her office for a one-on-one meeting seems like a bad idea but good luck the meeting from assistant director alison ortega with meeting with agent felicia mallory date august 4th 2013 interviewer assistant director ortega interviewee agent mallory you want to take the anomaly sure again log agent hello felicia take a seat well i i zoomed in it like took 10 minutes to uh to respond i don't know what's this what the deals with the css on here okay did i do something wrong ma'am you tell me sorry i don't follow are you aware of what's been happening here at site 39 yes i am i guess it's not our week you could say that may i ask why i was called here i've been reviewing these incidents surveillance has shown that you were both nearby the person and the last one that was with them before the incident took place so what you're saying i'm responsible for all this these incidents happened when you were there agent with all due respect ma'am but you're being ridiculous am i now how about operation daisy cutter with you and what happened to gamma nine some of them are hospitalized for severe in injuries while the rest are in body bags and yet you only walk out with just a broken arm and some memory loss i've had enough of this she stood up and paces to the exit if you so much as touch that knob i can and will punish you for insubordination unless you can prove me wrong agent mellory stands in place for 13 seconds before reluctantly walking back to her chair and sitting down fine what do you want me to do go to testing block six at sub levels three there we will conduct a small test with a couple of d class and if nothing happens to them you can resume your duties i'll be the one in charge of testing and if something does happen to them simple we designate you as an scp and we contain you might even do more tests to figure you out mission to speak freely ma'am go ahead more for this uniform i'd smack the shit out of you noted and log addendum to testing with inciting incidents subject d66960 middle nice yeah long d a lot of numbers d66960 stepped onto the 15 meter line and wait for ad or take it ordering to move forward no effect occurred so ad or take a order d66960 to be five meters closer to agent mellory results d66960 suddenly gets a muscle cramp on his right arm d all sevens d all sevens walked to the 15 meter line away from agent mellory results a ceiling panel suddenly came loose and would have struck d77777 from above if agent mellory hadn't stepped in tackling him down d13174 this is our uh shooty boy d13174 is to step onto the 15 meter line and wait for ad or take his orders for him to move forward results d13174 had made repeated inappropriate comments to agent mellory the two conversed about the incident with agent taylor and who was to blame no noticeable effect occurred d13174 was sent back to his cell block following a visit to the medical bay ad or take it was sent home on sick leave she emailed all her senior staff that she will be taking a week off after the week she returned with a report that she had stage one stomach cancer ad or take assigned dr car michael an agent re assistant researcher miller to conduct the test and the interviews ad or take has informed them that the interviews will be conducted via video conferences and that head researcher dr car michael and assistant researcher dr miller are to be in a control room to view that tests of agent felicia mallory incidents 7492 d13174 on august 11th 2013 at 7 15 p.m during dinner d13174 was stabbed by d44 76 78 6 using a makeshift weapon with a two and a half inch nail and a toothbrush tied by four rubber bands five times on his back that's a sentence onsite guards were able to separate the two and place them in solitary confinement in their respective cells d13174 had sustained a critical injury on his right lung as it was punctured he expired due to internal bleeding two hours later johnny walker on august 13th 2013 fans in lounge three of sub level one malfunctioned agent felicia mallory requested technician johnny walker for repairs 11 minutes later the fans on the return to function while johnny walker was still in the air ventilation three of his fingers were sliced off from his right hand and was immediately sent to the infirmary and what actually happened here is someone asked scp 294 for a finger of johnny walker ah there you go yeah that makes sense i was gonna say there's definitely a whiskey joker there somewhere but elevator five on august 14th 2013 agent felicia mallory dr houston morgan junior researcher lucy ophelia and dr derrick oliver all took an elevator going up to level one the elevator malfunctioned and stopped between sub level one and sub level two they used the emergency call to request aid and waited an hour and 15 minutes the emergency response teams finally opened the doors and helped them out of the elevator cafeteria a on august 17th 2013 at 6 p.m seven personnel had been struck by a virus via food poisoning the last they have eaten was in cafeteria a during lunch all contaminated food was thrown away and personnel was treated immediately the list of individual personnel is as follows dr gene parker secretary jordan pierce dr jaden bernard senior researcher antonio chavez dr melissa pion agent rakey samuke agent felicia mallory to an assistant director alson ortega from dr allen willis subject regarding recent incidents what the hell is going on in this site every day i see people getting hurt or sick and it just gets worse somebody needs to get their act together and pay for their negligence or we got an uncontained anomaly on us either way you need to fix this because this is unacceptable head dr allen willis of med three two dr allen willis from assistant director alson ortega subject regarding regarding recent incidents dr willis i understand your frustration i do thankfully i know how to handle this i apologize for all the inconvenience and will take full responsibility assistant director alson ortega with the growing number of incidents surrounding agent felicia mallory ad ortega had officially designated the subject as scp 7490 after its recovery from food poisoning scp 7490 had been immediately contained in hopes of preventing further incidents addendum three scp 7490 interviews plus testing interview 7490 one august 19 2013 interviewer head researcher tony car michael and assistant researcher dr jessica miller interviewee scp 7490 i'll take the doctors you take the anomaly perfect begin log hello 7490 i'm dr car michael this here is my assistant dr miller hello there hi i took a good look at your file before we started so for six years and became a first class sergeant all good stuff and all but nothing much beforehand so i'm hoping maybe you could tell me something that these papers are not anything you're looking for in particular perhaps anything you recall regarding your anomaly childhood teens where and when it started okay scp 7490 stay silent for a couple of seconds broke my arm at the monkey bars when i was nine lost my phone i don't know a lot of stuff happened how about we start from the beginning whatever that may be for you hmm where to start well my dad was a construction worker weren't struggling but the house was pretty small and plain and your mother i don't know my mother you don't nope she was just gone leaving my dad to do the heavy lifting and parenting hmm and he was god couldn't stand him prick assuming it wasn't easy it's putting it lightly the guy was a short fused bomb and it was for the dumbest things most of the time yeah as a kid i did lots of stupid things sure but even when i hit 12 and started to be more aware he still found ways to get pissed at me like be yourself a freaking therapist god damn couldn't be me oh my god and even when he had that accident with the leg he put it all on me when the fucker i didn't cut it off then make you go and employ it and you know what i should have i'm sorry i need a moment take all the time you need we're not going anywhere scp 7490 left its seat and paced its containment chamber for a minute and 10 seconds for sitting back down in front of the conference i'm good now how about we move on did anything happen during your adolescence i stopped being afraid of him when i found out he was all bark but no bite even before the accident god the things we've said let's just say you guys are lucky you're not my neighbors jesus yeah i could really use him by now scp 7490 slightly sides slides down from its seat just realized i vented but said nothing about the anomaly i'm sorry if i wasted your time don't worry about it at least you got it on for your chest it's hard to recall anything when most of it isn't fondly understandable perhaps you could tell us why you joined the army college wasn't much of an option but i wanted a good enough amount of money just to get me out of my dad's good thing i did lots of sports prior am i right the rest became history i've been here for three years and finally i got myself here whoop de do for me and you know what i get it but still you know i don't mean to do this right the incidents we do that's why we're here do they know though that shouldn't be of your concern right now i think it should you don't deserve what happened to them if you like we can let them know that it wasn't your intention that'll be nice it wasn't my fault it wasn't we know yeah just want to make sure i think we can end it here for today agreed all right then we'll see you again tomorrow sound good yeah sounds good again sorry i didn't provide much it's all right you take care now and log date august 20th 2013 head researcher tony car michael and assistant researcher dr jessica miller same scp 7490 let's begin log interview two hello again 7490 hey doctor how are we feeling today i've been thinking about a lot of things but mostly on what d13174 said and what did he say i wasn't there for the first test after all he said what if you're the reason i got out of my cuffs and got her shot her is in agent tail her is in agent taylor scp 7490 nods yeah he also said probably like how something is going to happen to me all because i'm here with you i wouldn't let it get to you i wouldn't let it get to you what does he know that we don't i don't know it's just like how many incidents are there i agree with dr miller this shouldn't concern you as of now why not i'm here because bad things happen to people when i'm around right look i just want to know how bad it is well two directors were sent to the hospital three on-site agents all six other members of gamma nine 2d class and 11 other staff 20 full personnel in those 13 incidents that's a lot it is scp 7490 sits in silence might have been right were you controlling those events i don't think so no so you never intended any of those incidents to occur no sir then that's not it wasn't you it's a thing you have yeah yeah you're right we'll figure it out the three of us something i said kind of funny you care life's too short to be stone cold serious doesn't hurt to be a little hopeful i guess i him oh yes i wanted to ask you about your services maybe something occurred during that time uh that's not an easy thing to talk about not right now at least oh my apologies i didn't mean to overstep you're fine who we just going to know my whole life story we just want to understand is all yeah i do too maybe it's too soon for another interview that was my mistake we'll let you be 7490 again you're fine until next time yeah definitely good and also i meant what i said we will figure this out it's our job too i'm sure you will doctor take care you too on august 21st 2013 agent taylor requested a video call to scp 7490 to which it was approved agent taylor was allotted five minutes for the call call 7491 date august 21st 2013 caller agent sarah taylor receiver scp 7490 begin log hey what's up how much you just got a workout in how's the leg got another 12 days or so no it sucks to walk yeah i bet so what's it like being in there and all it reminds me a lot of my old home just quieter which is the only upside to it do you hear what happened to what d13174 i mean asshole who shot me yeah what about him before he died he said maybe i was the one that got you shot you're really gonna be listening to what that guy has to say scp 7490 remain silent are you kidding me i mean what if he had a point i hadn't been there you would have been fine but i am fine but look in a couple of weeks your girl will be sprinting i'll do a backflip and send you a video me doing it sound good yeah sounds good that a girl by the way sarah i got a couple of questions sure what's on your mind how's jammin nine doing oh you know no i don't never visited i i i didn't want to bother them um like imagine me constantly going are you okay are you okay they probably get sick of me no i don't think so well it's not like i can do that now but it's fine as long as they're all okay agent taylor her eyes away from the camera you'd say right oh i forgot right yes right then her eyes away from the camera you good you seem tense it's the leg no it's not the leg then what is it agent taylor sighs she still does not make contact eye contact with 7490 spit it out sarah i don't think what what happened before i tell you just be ready scp 7490 sits in silence they're all dead they lost too much blood or they couldn't get all the bullet pieces out there's nothing they could do anymore i'm sorry scp 7490 starts to scratch its forearm um who else knows about this everyone on site fuck fuck fuck are you okay scp 7490 covers its mouth and leans forward out of frame its breathing becomes shakier hey oh my god i'm i did this i killed no no no that's not true it was the insurgency okay stop talking just leave me alone okay agent taylor ends the video call end log that helped clearly on august 22nd 2013 at 4 13 a.m scp 7490 had recently been observed to have trouble sleeping it would often sit against the wall scp 7490 went to the sink and turned on the faucet though no water had come out when examining the sink scp 7490 slid its fingertips on the side of the mirror making them bleed scp 7490 punched the mirror out of frustration and covered its bleeding fingers of the towel 20 minutes later scp 7490 had fallen back to sleep it had undergone some nilliquy footnote sleep talking vocalizing the name tommy the following morning scp 7490 requested treatment for its hand a first aid kit was delivered to scp 7490's chamber via remote control automobile octavia interview 7490.3 date august 22nd 2013 interviewer dr tonic car michael an assistant researcher dr jessica miller interview we scp 7490 begin log log hello 7490 how's your hand stings when i move it but uh wish we could have gotten you a real medic don't worry about it so is there anything you want to know how can we say this without being blunt last night you were talking in your sleep oh ha ha that's a first what did i say tommy so who's this tommy he was the sweetest guy in the whole world he always had my back and made sure i was okay sometimes he let me sleep over at his house because it was a hell of a lot better than staying at my dad's god damn just doesn't stop does it what doesn't stop this me i'm like a black cat i think you're cursed i resent that notion as an owner of two black cats i'm not think m everyone gets hurt or killed because of me we've already said that you never intended on that tell that to tommy and the gang well what happened scp 7490 adjusts itself on its sea one time he invited me to another friend of his who just happened to have a car we hung outside for a while until this giant storm poured down on us we drove back home could barely see anything with all that rain i don't know what he saw but it made him swerve crashed we crashed the barricade of the bridge and we're sinking into the river the water was filling up fast and we couldn't push the doors open i was able to unbuckle myself and try to roll down my window where water washed in and the next thing you know the car was full his friend got the seatbelt off but his foot got stuck and tommy's was jammed i i tried i i tried to get them out but i didn't have any air left i thought i could rescue them if i could swim back up and back down when i got a good breath and swim back down i couldn't find the car everything was just so dark and blurry i tried to go deeper but i ran out of air again i just kept repeating this over and over hoping that maybe i could find the car or that they made it out and i just stopped i got out of the river and walked the rain was still going got to some high ground and a local church brought me inside i told them about the car that they said they needed to wait until the storm cleared i begged them to go look for them but i already knew when the storm passed and we were recovering they ended up finding the car they were still inside tommy you probably thought his best friend left him she did she most certainly did silence for 12 seconds you probably think i'm a bad person just say it it was in the heat of the moment you were panicking scp zeddie 490 shakes its head no i knew what i was doing silence for 12 seconds very specific interval we'll be conducting another test soon like the last test it'll be unbiased my hope is that maybe there's a certain distance it can reach even with the fluctuations should we yes there's a logical explanation for everything including this here and it's my job to find out what that is scp g 7490 remains silent why are you hesitating what if something goes wrong something always goes wrong i'll admit even so we learn from it and keep going it's just how we work you really want to help it's our duty to but why do you want to i got my reasons so are you up for it sure i'll do your test that's good we'll see you then 7490 take care and log from ad ortega to dr car michael subject concerns dr car michael you seem to be very motivated to help scp 7490 should i be concerned that you're growing a fondness for it assistant director allison ortega from dr car michael to ad ortega subject regarding concerns ad ortega in these last 15 years of being a researcher i've never had a fondness for the skips there's a problem i should have noticed the humanoid scp's i was in charge of had either attempted or successfully committed suicide and it's not just me many other doctors have had this experience the humanoids are confused when they first activate their anomalies and we simply leave them in cages it is not pleasant knowing that you were responsible for that deaths and that you could have prevented them it also doesn't take a member of the ethics committee or even a psychologist to see how wrong that is yes i will do as you assign me to do but i'm trying not to repeat my mistakes we need to be more responsible plain and simple sign dr car michael subject d 57934 procedure d 57934 is step onto the 15 meter line and wait for dr car michael to order came to move forward when nothing occurred dr car michael ordered d 57934 to be five meters closer to scp 7490 nothing had still occurred so d 57934 was ordered to stand half a meter from scp 7490 results d 57934 was granted permission to leave the cell after no sign of anomalous affectation sudden affection anomalous affection suddenly d 57934's nose bled and passed out before leaving testing block six two on-site medical staff had taken d 57934 d 57934 had expired subject d all sevens and d 66960 d all sevens and d 66960 were both in the testing block for multiple affected testing before the test began the power to site 39 had shut down turning on the emergency backup power an emergency lockdown occurred trapping both the d class and 7490 results d 66960 panicked in attempt to exit testing block six with force but d all sevens attempted to hold him back the two d class got to a fist fight while dr car michael ordered them to stop and wait for help 10 minutes after the lockdown the on-site technicians were able to open the exit of testing block six on-site guards have escorted the 2d glass of their respective cells while another group of on-site guards rated an sra readied an sra for scp 7490 returning into containment five hours later site 39's power returned interview 7490 dot for date august 23rd 2013 interviewer dr tony car michael an assistant researcher dr jessica miller interview e scp 7490 hi 7490 yesterday was a mess and i apologize but i'm preparing for another test suit this time we will be i don't think we're ever going to find every anything with these tests we can try though as i said there's a logical explanation for everything not for this we know it's been hard for you we do but this could be your chance to get your life back i got no chance at that not anymore well i don't believe in chances how did the lockdown happen then a thunderstorm a transformer got hit by lightning see that doesn't mean anything it's just an inconvenience scp 7490 points at itself well maybe it was just bad timing yeah a lot of it is bad timing we've been fine we've been fine so far because you're not here not that it matters since someone else is going to be affected scp 7490 that's enough if we just have some time no no more waiting no more tests i'm done with this i don't want to hurt people anymore that's very thoughtful of you noble even but don't you at least want to try i'm telling you that there's no point to it even if you did find out what it was i doubt you could take it out your best bet is to just keep me in here i'm thankful for you guys trying to help but there's not much you can do now i don't make things i don't make things worse we haven't even scratched the surface and now you want us to give up tony no jessica i have to do this i have to make this right i just need to try and what if it isn't enough if you believe that your anomaly is as dangerous as you say this then that's every reason why we need to keep going you want to spend the rest of your days in a cell wondering if perhaps there was a way to solve this i don't want to risk it neither do i 7490 please i need to do this you did enough silence for nine seconds scp 7490 slides down on their chair and gazes at the ceiling well asking my dad told me was it should have been you he said the same thing back i bet the neighbors were celebrating because we'd never said a word to each other after that not even a whisper before i left what would you say if you had the chance i'm sorry my dad my mom to everyone and log addendum four conclusion interview 74905 date august 24th 2013 interviewer assistant researcher dr jessica miller interviewee scp 7490 begin log hi scp 7490 hey car michael's not with you he's in his office still trying to figure out your anomaly are you uh what is up with him you two are a lot of like how well for starters you both think you're responsible for other people's well-being so you both are trying to do what you think it's best for them think that's all we can do and you what brings you here just checking up on you well you checked no filter do you sorry apologize a lot too what's your point this anomaly is not kind that doesn't mean you're that too i'm serious thing is this whole time you've never been kind to yourself all the things people said and done to you you carry that alone maybe because i deserve it or do you want to feel like you do scp 7490 remain silent you've got horrible luck what happened to you when you were young wasn't your fault neither was gamma nine are these last two months silence this anomaly does not define you nothing does except you and i know damn well that you are a lot of things the question is do you know that's all i wanted to say hold on yes how are they jake and tommy the 2d class they're fine honest to god they're fine they are d66 9600 arm pain had finally gone away that's good that's really good come to think of it neither of them was that affected when they were with you you would think with the storm here normally would also work on them but it just locked the door maybe they got lucky i know you already said no more tests but i stand by that i understand that but i think there might be something about you and your anomaly that we missed maybe there's a way to control it honey's optimism is starting to rub off on you hear me out i had a theory going on in my head with the d13714 maybe it works similarly with these other two well what's the theory it's rough but i believe your anomaly is somehow tied to your state of mind if you think negatively bad things will happen but if you think positively then good things will happen yeah i don't know anything goes wrong i will take full responsibility but what if it doesn't work only one way to find out i don't know i can assure you everything will be fine trust me me i do i still think you shouldn't do it what if god forbid those sra shut down or a containment breach you're just gonna sit there and let it all happen i don't want any of that to happen it might sure we can stop it from getting worse but who's to say if anything we should be able to prevent breaches and if this test could serve that what's stopping you it's a theory an scp theory sorry i had to say that one that can probably save a lot of people if you want to you want to help people so badly this is how otherwise we're just gonna have to wait until that breach comes what time tomorrow at 11 30 a.m thank you 74 90 better be right and log subjects d all sevens and d 66 96 0 procedure scp 74 90 were to stand in between d 66 96 0 and d all sevens while two guards were to throw tennis balls at them results before continuing the procedure dr miller encouraged scp 74 90 that it will keep them safe after about 40 seconds of prep time the guards threw the tennis balls full force every ball the guards threw hit missed the three subjects until they ran out subject dr jessica miller procedure dr miller was to be shot in the head by one or two guards results once again dr miller had to encourage scp 74 90 that it will keep her safe scp 74 90 was hesitant but dr miller was able to persuade the subject it had another 40 seconds of prep time scp 74 90 was ready and both the guards aimed their handguns unintended fire however their weapons were jammed dr miller ordered the guards to continue while having the d class serve the tennis balls at her to which they all missed after 20 seconds dr miller called off the test from ad or taiga to dr car michael subject regarding the final test i saw the final test did miller honestly believe that scp 74 90 could have jam that guards weapon let alone two what she did could have got herself killed assistant director astin or taiga from dr car michael to or taiga regarding regarding the final test it was 50 50 to be frank she told the guards and me her plan before we got to testing which would let the weapons would have blank rounds in their magazines so in case the guards were successful pulling the triggers miller would have been fine either way regardless researcher miller's theory was correct dr tony call michael scp 74 90 finally accepted weekly sessions with dr connor quinn for psychological evaluation for a whole month since then the effects of scp 74 90 caused the following incidents incident 74 93 cathleen gray on a 13 director cathleen gray made a full recovery with no repercussions and has returned to her position within site 39 since her return site 39 has also returned to being systemic with next to no incidents regarding injury illness or death allison or taiga on august 30th 2013 assistant director allison or taiga was able to make an appointment with her doctors to remove her stomach cancer before it reached stage two after two weeks she made a full recovery and returned her position didn't even need chemo that's awesome luck sarah taylor on september 1st 2013 agent sarah taylor had fully recovered from her surgery as well as been promoted to senior security officer frankie castello on january 17 2014 junior researcher frankie castello won the power ball gaining $500,000 edward russo on june 5th 2014 dr edward russo had a call from his wife stating that his daughter had finally been accepted to the david eckles school of business in salt lake city utah they will be starting next year zavier mcqueen on 11 November 11 2014 after having a one-on-one interview with 05 3 as well as an extensive review of his record agent zavier mcqueen had been selected to be 05 3's personal bodyguard once he completes the six months of training he will have access to any secret detail of the foundation archives will be transferred to site one notice from director catlin gray of site 39 as you all know a lot of the favorable things a lot of favorable things have been having the last few weeks all due to scp 6490 however we must remember that it is only because of its state of mind and not because it will is it so because of that scp 7490 can either make site 39 fall or continue to keep it sanding for the sake of our stability we will continue with its containment along with these sessions please schedule a one-on-one meeting with me if anyone has any concerns or suggestions regarding its containment i've also heard rumors that scp 7490 will be used to develop site 39 prominence i'm here to disclose that we will do no such thing not only will we be painting a target on our backs but the notion of utilizing an scp that thinks and feels like us is unethical i will no longer hear such nonsense going forward other than that we will see what scp 7490 hasn't saw for us in the future in the meantime be cautious and treat scp 7490 with the utmost sensitivity scp 7490 was and still is one of us and so scp 7490 is our responsibility we will secure we will contain we will protect good luck to all and stay safe surface details that just annoyed me a little bit surface details that just annoyed me on this minor scale having tommy be the besty best friend who died in the car and then also be the name of one of the d-class uh jake and tommy are safe that weirded me out i got confused yeah i thought maybe there was some weird thing happening here some reality warping or something i don't know but yeah that threw me off too second the uh 7490 being based on in two different interviews this conversation with the d-class who goaded her with it's your fault you did it i feel that the d-class would not even know what the hell was going on like in most canons we don't really tell the d-class a whole lot of details yeah yeah very minimal for him to like goad her about the bad luck and it's all your fault right i agree with that yeah um a lot of there was some some tense issues i noticed too there was times when it would flip back and forth from present to past tense um like like weirdly too um and like you know there's misspellings and you know typical stuff it's it's not as long as i thought it was it's a six thousand word article um most of the bits dialogue that's why it ends up so long um like vis visibly um it's so wide too right that's not it's not like a complaint just there's notice it was wide in one of the uh yeah it's weirdly wide it's really hard to fit on this screen for the stream uh in one of these interview logs uh i know that dr miller gets changed to researcher miller for one interview and then it goes back in the next interview so that was just it's a it's a cameo it's a it's a it's a it's a hint it's an easter egg you know for vulgar yeah and like the i mean of course like the big thing for me is that this is basically just like a worst loser um in the sense that like the loser is yes there it is thank you yeah um it's not like you know it's not bad uh it's i just it's not bad but it it definitely highlights why the loser is like a contest winning level version of this yeah um yeah they what's missing here to me in the main so i went over my like little picky things and formatting errors but the big thrust of this to me is that it it hand waves at like i want to make sure this uh like ethics committee suicidality of humanoid anomalies also like there's a lot of like a lot of the articles you read today talked about suicide and like not a very like tasteful way and noticed like the last one and the black moon it's like i mean the black moon was a good article but it still was like kill yourself kill yourself you know like it's so it's a lot i hope the next one's a fun one i could use a fun one yeah the black moon i think i can get away with because it felt a little bit like the analog horror like yeah when you look at like even there's one of those that's like the moon is giving us messages or something and so it kind of like look like a link because i know that in one of the analog horror series i think it's like local 58 the something to do with uh things yeah and then in uh mandela catalogue the entities are blatantly trying to get people to end their own lives so like when i saw it in the black how black moon i was like oh it's telling them to kill themselves that's if they yeah they had a doppelganger's i would have definitely made that connection but then the next one was just like uh it was the one that was very unpleasant to read on purpose and it was just like a lot of on purpose and by accident i think a little bit of both yeah column a column b but uh yeah i just a lot of a lot of bummer article quite a streak we've been on in tonight's uh article list yeah whoo uh man yeah this one like the big structural issues for me are that the themes are kind of hand-waved at but not really dug into it feels two-dimensional yeah two-dimensional and the characters like there's so many interviews that feel like the same thing the plot points that we get in all of these interviews i don't feel like i get enough to humanize the characters or like get enough details to justify having this many logs yeah i also thought that was kind of weird that like i mean this one in the last one both had this thing where like you have a family member that you've had terrible experiences with but also you want to like forgive them or like apologize to them and like doesn't really sit well with me i don't know uh like this she had a very awful relationship with her dad and she's like i just want to apologize even though he told me that it should have been me that died instead of my mother i don't know i just it just rubs me the wrong way um and i don't know we didn't we didn't get to see her like talk about her service they set that whole thing up and then never they never paid off like i'm not gonna talk about that now you're right you're right they never did uh man oh and the last thing the last thing turning it around to being good luck with mood just like that at the end it came out like we had all of this going on and she suggests oh it's mood based and then it works and then the article's over i'm i'm cared now thank you i'll never be sad again yeah so yeah jar that's all i got jar yeah exactly uh yeah also the the choice to kill off an mtf uh group as a whole is very very bold that's usually looked down upon uh by critiquers because you know mtfs are the best of the best of the best in their chosen field if you kill off the mtfs you either gotta make the threat like commensurate for that or readers are going to think that the either the mtfs are incompetent or you wrote them to die and it feels more like the latter here uh but it did get away with it because it's a probabilistic anomaly that they weren't aware of you know it's fine just a it's a risky move risky move it's at what plus four so i don't know if it paid off but uh there's something here there's something here maybe it just needs a little rewrite yeah there's articles that i no vote because i'm neutral or downvote because i hate on x y and z this one i'm down voting just because i don't feel like it's finished and i feel like there's stuff there and i just want you to like flesh it out yeah yeah and get rid of some of the unnecessary stuff i think yeah let's let's take a look at the next one because i could use a palette cleanser let's see if scp 70 24 by jack kawoski is short enough to fit in tonight or if it's the start of next time all right 70 24 you said right correct we just did 70 42 say 70 24 lucky cola or the dirty secret of why it tastes so good that sounds fun i like that name um the article is short enough to do within our time limit so this will be our last one for the night excellent party on let me get that stream oriented and that is uh it's lucky cola by jack kawoski jack kawoski item number scp 70 24 object class safe special containment procedures when instances of scp 70 24 are found they should be confiscated and moved to the nearest storage depot for less hazardous materials for study and subsequent disposal depending on the storage capacity of each facility at least 20 of the instances should be stored no active efforts of memetic suppression will be made to the subjects affected by scp 70 24 publicly attributing the associated events to caustic or chance factors are causistic or chance factors for the cases in which these events have a high diffusion or notoriety disinformation campaigns will be carried out attributing them to unfounded rumors or hoaxes image caption home of redacted it's a long name scp 70 24 consumer and winner of the redacted international league of legends tournament hmm oh we do legalize this back again yeah the efforts of the foundation should be focused on discovery of the scp 70 24 manufacturing facilities and the capture of the workers for their subsequent interrogation and amnestization in cooperation with the local authorities these facilities will be shut down on charges of serious health problems distributors will be traced for the confiscation of scp 70 24 preventing its commercialization update one upon discovery of a new scp 70 24 production site a tactical team will be deployed to sabotage the machinery present and disable the site these events should be covered up with fires which will be reported as accidental see a dental three update two if viable instances of scp 70 24-1 are found their transport and delivery to the druidic secret society will be coordinated through the irish ministry of foreign affairs see a dental four interesting description scp 70 24 corresponds to a compound with ontokinetic properties of lower intensity commercially distributed under the name of lachicola scp 70 24 has in its composition ingredients usually found in energy drinks such as caffeine sucrose amino acids such as taurine and b vitamins together with a wormwood extract are artemisia absintheum other organic yeah it's got absintheum other organic substances of biological origin have also been found whose origin and composition have not yet been determined see that too biological origin have been found whose origin have not been determined okay scp 70 24 has been described as quote refreshing and energizing with a slightly bitter aftertaste similar to tonic water without observing adverse effects other than associated after consuming large quantities with the use of massive doses of caffeine and warmwood the anomalous effect associated with the use of scp 70 24 is related to the result of events with probabilistic outcomes in which the consumer participates especially in relation to games or other activities whose rewards are not tangible obtaining favorable results in a proportion much higher than what it could be expected according to chance or to the consumer's abilities or skills that was a long sentence additionally an increase in the frequency of events with negative or harmful outcomes has been observed among people in the family social or work environment of scp 70 24 consumers being the frequency and severity of these events directly proportional to the amounts consumed of scp 70 24 being originally many of these events associated to chance or to intentional actions on the part of scp 70 24 users another huge sentence the existence of a row or just one sentence each yeah the existence of the existence of scp 70 24 was discovered through the foundation's automatic monitoring system of social networks communications and news casandra upon which detecting a series of unusual domestic accidents established that all the homes were inhabited by a subject who had recently obtained a victory in a sports or recreational competition thank you for the rest seeking to rule out the presence of anomalous activities onto kinetic or the use of thaumatic rituals these subjects were interviewed establishing that the common factor was the use of scp 70 24 in a period close to the events described shh addendum one example of a subject affected by the use of scp 70 24 the following is a transcript of an interview with the with ann scp 70 24 user describing events that affected the subject and his family group interviewee tony fratti 55 years old an accountant from the city of redacted interviewer geronimo bozo police officer from redacted preamble mr fratti went to the redacted city police station on september 21st 2020 or september 20th 2021 to make a complaint against the casino redacted for possible criminal actions against his family the complaint was received by agent geronimo bozo of the state police redacted and the recording obtained was delivered to the foundation through a collaborating agent do you want to be agent bozo i would love to be agent bozo geronimo bozo is what you say when you kick someone out of a plane geronimo right yeah yes okay i'm back that name's been killing me i love it these names are like like comically italian like yeah good afternoon tell me how can i help you i didn't think they were capable but those damn bastards did it they just can't accept someone getting lucky and beating them fair and square no no sir because they're cheaters they think everyone else cheats excuse me the casino people they they clearly fleece whoever they can but if someone beats them they go ballistic i wonder uh is how they were able to get the get her to hurt her start something calm down please explain to me what happened excuse me i think i started in the middle what happened is that a while ago i won some money from the casino and apparently because they think i cheated and they couldn't prove it they retaliated against my wife i've always liked to gamble although i never do it in large amounts smiles the night of september 7th i went down to the casino to spend a few dollars and yes sir that was my night i started with the roulette and i turned 200 into 1000 then i went to the blackjack table in one hand after hand i folded when i hit 30k between you and me did you cheat of course not i'm a prestiburian cheating is a sin i don't drink alcohol either i only drink energy drinks that night i drank several cans of the only non-alcoholic thing they had a soda called lucky cola it's greener shit and kind of bitter but it's very refreshing i liked it so much that it took several cans at home with me that night i played it till about three or four a.m i was winning but i was afraid of losing everything so i went to change the chips when i got to the cashier and cashed out i was held and taken to a monitoring room the head of security told me that i was no longer welcome that my access to the casino was forbidden from that day on i i saw distrust and confusion in his eyes like he was trying to understand how i cheated they simply could not accept that i had been lucky i went back to my home in the next day i decided to spend some of that money that fell from the sky smiles to buy a new van from maria my wife her old truck was barely working and every day she has to commute an hour to work if you could have seen her now how happy she was when she went to pick it up it was brand new fresh from the dealer we went out to test it in the nearby road it was running perfectly i didn't make any strange noises just before reaching a junction the steering locked up we went through an intersection and ended up being hit by a car coming in the opposite direction the impact was on the driver's side i was on her but my wife got the worst part i think i had been in the hospital with her she gained regain consciousness a few days ago unfortunately her head is fortunately her head is fine but she suffered multiple fractures and the doctors don't know if she'll ever walk again it had given it a lot of thought but i can't help but think that the casino people did something to the van so that we would have had the accident but uh you know how did they know we would buy that vehicle from that place and how could they sabotage it either that or the money was cursed it's like my all good fortune has gone and one fell swoop end of record september okay it is okay 20 september 2021 at 1230 hours closing statement foundation technical personnel were able to access the wreckage of the wrecked vehicle finding no signs of malicious tampering on any of the van's components subsequent analysis determined that the accident was attributable to a very rare spontaneous failure of the hydraulic system not detected in the quality control tests addendum to access to a scp-7024 production plant though through interviews with distributors it was determined that the compound was produced by a u.s company called irish charm limited though it was possible uh though it was possible through a fund company to acquire a batch of 100 cans of 350 milliliter of scp-7024 the first attempts to find the production plant was unsuccessful not locating the indicated address or only finding disused industrial rooms the use of para technology was required so that an exploration team could access the plant and make a record of its production activities participating team members of mtf land the six snoopers participating personnel captain mario gutierrez land the one agent ali salamad lambda two an agent berry boil lambda three okay so there's one comically italian person in this group and one comic book superhero looks like one has the most uh lines i can do one you can do two three sounds good okay i'm not going to do the the accent anymore sorry i just it's tiring that's all right the three's getting an accent you can't be k called berry boil without having some funny voice that's fair guys this is the last building we need to expect today activate your delphos i don't want to encounter any unpleasant surprises okay captain although i doubt we can even enter the place it's about to collapse it looks like it's been abandoned since the prohibition era can't hear any noise from inside us see any steam coming out of the chimneys shall i go inspect if there are any service entrances no reconfigures his delfos equipment to a different wavelength how interesting we have the entrance right in front of us uh covered with camouflage glyphs do you think we have any arthomatoid just on site no i doubt it you know you can learn how to draw those things on the internet most likely they're just some junkies when to cook meth without anyone sticking their nose in way so far from the abnormal so far the only abnormal thing we found in the inspections are the abnormally large and hungry rats living in those abandoned factories let's check this dump fast and get back to base communicating by radio video transmission activated we're going in this place looks a lot bigger than i expected it also looks pretty clean like they've been using it until recently look what we have here points his camera at some stainless steel tanks either someone is reviving grandpa's illegal whiskey business or we finally found the factory i can report that there are sounds of machinery running and steam coming out at least one of the tanks but so far we don't see any of the operators i'll be controlled shall we send a support team no we have our weapons ready if hostiles are present also in the worst situation we will proceed to evacuate the compound copy that and the image caption is a section of scp 7024 production plant do you feel that smell it's like a decoction of medicinal herbs with a rat smell monkey smell shit smell i don't know it's like a smell i don't think it's relevant let's keep checking they find crates with sacks of sugar and dried grass plus other components they can't identify and they take samples for further analysis while checking another storage cellar allowed noises herd and steam and an amorphous mass of debris come out of one of the tanks being carried by a nearby conveyor belt to a trash container this is getting more and more interesting they continue with the search place accessing a warehouse with apparently several hundred units of scp 7024 this appears to be the finished product storage warehouse there's something that has me concerned we've been what 10 minutes checking the place so far and we haven't seen any workers it's impossible that the plant is fully automated hey i followed one of the scrap carts in an empty into the top of a warehouse the door is padlock it seemed to me that that's too much security for a single dump the three operatives approach the warehouse and lambda two manages using a lockpick to open the door they find several piles of boiled grass and peeking out of one of those piles they see a partially heat they see the partially heat destroyed remains of a small quadrupedal animal with a large skull shit and looks like they boiled a rat it's disgusting they continue exploring the place finding some offices with binders and accounting records more warehouses with raw materials and packaging materials they pass through the packaging section where the scp 7024 canning process occurs seemingly automatically hearing cries of distress coming from a warehouse at the far end of the plant they head over picking the lock to gain entry inside they find dozens of small sized cages several of which have small animals of an undetermined species inside which are in varying degrees of agitation oh shit what are those things they look like little monkeys i think this is where the stench of beasts we've been feeling all this time comes from since when are monkeys green also those things are whimpering i don't know if we should call in an animal recovery team from the foundation or wilson's guys i'm not a zoologist but i know those are not computians they are leprechauns listen good they're not whimpering it's like they're seeing a funeral dirge fuck that's really macabre lambda one approaches one of the cages crouching down what can we do for you little buddy cob hair cob hair cob hair help at that moment a hatch opens from the ceiling and a mechanical crane grabs the cage lifting up and carrying it quickly to the outside moments later the sound of steam rising and screams of pain can be heard no shit several subjects appear in the doorway wearing work clothes and carrying shovels and other heavy tools fuck me what the hell are they doing in here subjects rush towards the agents in lambda one proceeds to shoot them with his service weapon being hit in the head by one of the attackers lambda two and lambda three also open fire on the attackers with several of the cages being kicked and overturned during the struggle allowing several specimens of the unknown entity to flee the scene video contact is lost a few seconds later epilogue a tactical response team from the nearest site arrived 30 minutes later at the scene finding no trace of agents gutierrez salmott and boil or the attackers involved the incident three instances of the unknown biological entity were recovered in the vicinity along with the remains of at least a dozen cooked or partially dehydrated individuals the instances were located in bioterium of site redacted killing off the nts also i'm i'm getting kind of like i mean this is probably just me but i'm getting kind of metaphysically in vibes here except for the weird full well not the weird lucky stuff um i'm with sure i'm with the chat niki in there it's a slurm time it's all slurm every way down yeah i definitely i definitely get slurm vibes and i mentioned it yeah addendum three authorization level two or higher is required for access please enter password access authorized incident seven thousand seven thousand sash three dash 2022 on april third 2022 different format for the date now a consignment of several hundred cans of the new energy drink promoted as quote jinx cola that tastes the myth of misfortune a product of irish charm limited was detected on the market analysis of this formulation revealed in addition to caffeine sugar vitamins and plant extracts traces of the genetic material the foundation agents who disappeared in an incident uh of now the other way it's the hyphens too now uh january 15 2022 it proceeded to requisition all instances present on the market uh and update the level of response and discovery of sdb 74 production facilities addendum four authorization level two or higher required for access please enter password access authorized letter from the department of foreign affairs of ireland june 6 2022 through a high-level liaison of the foundation has come to our attention that they have under their control three instances of a species of crypto fauna belonging to the republic of ireland specimens which i must acknowledge with great regret we're along with many others taken by the citizens of our country who taken taken by citizens of our country who blinded by greed have been capable not only of jeopardizing the balance we have maintained the magical world for centuries but also the very well-being of the country itself those incident innocent creatures you that you called creatively i must admit uh as siebas viridus cantor we have known from at least the middle agents as leprechauns being protected for a very long time by a select group of men who knew agent secrets it was these same men who at the time preferred to form a black legend around the leprechauns so that they would be left alone the welfare of these creatures is literally our welfare and if they are happy luck will be with us and ireland will prosper on other occasions event with regret we have collaborated with you in the containment and even neutralization of other creatures of anomalous origin with which we had coexisted for centuries but which simply did not adapt to modern times getting out of control becoming noxious and unnecessarily attracting the attention of the world to our land on this occasion i ask you on behalf of the irish government just the opposite that you return these creatures to us so that they can return to live happily in their special corner of ireland where they belong a place unknown to most people because if they disappear so will we i'm hoping for your cooperation and that we do not have to resort to force measure measures to achieve our goal i take my best regards simon company minister of foreign affairs and defense of the republic of ireland hmm so once again there's a lot of spag errors and you know i kind of got like a vibe that that maybe this this person wasn't um like english is the first language but i'm not sure they do have uh they're like main first person that got crit from is an int person so that lends credence to that yeah um and like like the uh the like the feeling of smell like that kind of made so my first thought was the uh ghostbuster joke uh listen you smell that right but it didn't say smelly so if you feel that correct you feel the smell which you know could be a a translational issue which is fine okay here answer like the way that when you walk into a place that's rather like english is not is not is not jack kowalski's mother language he had to translate the article after writing it so that's probably what it is um so i will take i will judge this article specifically then on the content rather than the writing because you know it should be it should be cleaned up there should be someone in there to to uh to you know to improve that a little bit but i'm not going to hold that against the author um i don't know if i hmm most of the stuff is fine it is it is there it exists it's fine um i don't like the idea of killing off a off mtf um i don't like i don't know i don't like it so i don't like how it's a soda tasting like tonic water that just bothered me i'm just i wouldn't buy a soda that tasted like tonic water anyway um yeah i mean it's it kind of reminds me of the rainbow one yeah we have another like exploitation of the leprechauns yeah and then like leprechauns being kind of different than what you'd expect and then also like the fact that there's a lucky thing that when it wears off it makes you extra unlucky um because this one yeah it doesn't so it's lucky cola from steeping uh leprechauns in liquid like tea yeah and it grass also makes the people around you unlucky which doesn't make sense to me because if the liquid is giving you luck i don't feel like it saps luck from the area which there there could be an like they could have explained that because like it's similar thing happens in like the loser and stuff it's like you know if luck is a quantifiable thing then perhaps it pulls it from somewhere else and then there's a void that needs to be filled with bad luck like just just state that and i think that could be fine you know um also worst business decision ever is for a casino to have one non-alcoholic beverage and it's lucky cola yeah i don't know who uh who thought that was a good idea but you definitely want to pick any soda and you pick the one that was gonna lose you all the money like you got mad at this one guy i can't believe your casino is not closed yeah i was gonna say he cashed out and he was at 30k you got lucky you dodged a bullet there and what if he went into a heater and like like you know left with 10 mil and he'd be in trouble also i mean i guess because of like how often he was winning they suspected him but like 30 000 i don't know if that's enough to like attract the attention of casino security i mean that's also clef uh you know he'll he'll correct me if i'm wrong um but yeah we do have an expert so let us know what our feelings on casino beverage and winning street numbers are yeah at what point do uh the security be like okay this person is not just lucky you know i could have forgiven the uh mobile task force tpk if it like a little bit because it was going into the uh what's the principle for because they like made them into unlucky juice yeah at least like they like had a reason for it yeah desk vault of clef says there is a law that if you win or cash in 10k that the government gets involved so that's like taxes well yeah i mean like it's probably like you know i understand like they have to do an investigation are you saying and like is that what you're saying or like when you say government you just mean irs because like yeah irs is going to want to know but yeah um because i imagine that you go to vegas and you have that whole thing where like you start winning enough and they start comping your room so you stay longer and lose it back yeah yeah um and laundering investigation yeah okay so like the the fbi or something we get involved okay yeah i mean so i i could see that happening but it i don't know um maybe that would be a good way to get the foundation involved with this is like the guy won a bunch of money and then there's an investigation like you know ui you are you know juicy or not juicy but like you know like they get involved and then the foundation gets involved but um overall this is fine it's just like i said the run-on sentences were taxing the names sounded fake unfortunately um at least most of them was going down in history man i that i was very much i didn't want to acknowledge the actual pronunciation of that some like nope it's it's germino bozo because it's italian i was like it's italian you know yeah as for drinks they don't have a drink called lucky but the idea of non-alcohol and that more like you drink the more you spend yeah but you have to get too drunk then you can't spend so they get a balance it out that's what i get you know four locos or something no boy oh boy okay that was good that made me feel a little bit better yeah the vibe the vibes are definitely up ending on a high yeah i'm glad as a sneak preview that we're not reading it but we're getting ready for next time our next article will be scp 7123 by ross boss arts 7123 7123 we got dice on the opening uh double digitor um oh that font though i don't like the serifs on that and there's a lot there a little uh smudgy it looks like a lot of footnotes at least just in the beginning okay okay yeah okay there were seven footnotes but it's like all in the first paragraph okay uh i swear to christ if this if they say the house always wins i'm not gonna do anything i just well we got we got one of those last week right we got the house always wins in an article finally yeah we had them in at least two or three now um yeah oh man we should have had the luck related drinking game as we went through this all the luck cliches all the tropes in this very very narrow uh theme all right here's the dice here's the cards drink every time someone's cursed to be unlucky here's the luck deity here's the luck deity uh oh man did you see that there's a d-class with seven digits in its name in in 7123 oh crap i am serious d1971991 oh boy how many d-class does this foundation go through what population are they pulling from uh it's yeah it's the same timeline with d-2000 they just pull them out as scb 2000 whenever they want yo dog you are our one millionth d-class congratulations you get to do nothing different sorry this foundation is about to hit its two millionth d-class that's incredible for them i congratulations man that turnover rate we do we do daily terminations of the whole population we we got rid of that yearly or monthly a long time ago i mean the the black moon foundation was pretty brutal about that they were like i'm surprised they didn't they didn't they didn't put down that gold retriever in the beginning all right uh black moon five and a half billion people dead on day one go that was yeah shoo that's like um there's a couple of them that we've read where it's like it's killed seven billion people in the first three days like oh okay all right ah man good times good times indeed hey and we didn't crash a third time for our stream working yeah that's great let me pull up the final ad break we're closing out everybody and of course what do we want you to do we want you to support dr samarian so we can put those trees in the basement and do redacted and data expunge to them yes um some of you out there might be fans of maple syrup get it while you can that's all i gotta say oh no we're putting nanjima out of business all those metal trees 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your face i'll just close my eyes and i am taking to a place for your crystal mind and magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spot sweet like a chicka cherry cola i don't even try to explain i just hold on time if it happens again i'm gonna move so slightly to the arms and the lips in the face of the human cannon ball that i need to or want to i really just want to get that chicka cherry coli line in that was the only one that was important we just did lucky soda