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Chuck Norris hears his own facts...

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Published on Mar 18, 2006

his reaction from best damn sports show period...

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Luke Lemire
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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BLACKxIGUANA
jesus walks on water, chuck noris swims through land.
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Arvind Shrivastav
Chuck norris can shit from his mouth and eat food with his ass
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YourNeighborHoodFaggot WhoWatchesAnimalsMating
Chuck Norris has a diary called the Guinness World Records.
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Ryan Farkas
Chuck Norris was dropped on his head twice as a baby. Once in Hiroshima and once in Nagasaki.
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baldy hardnut
Chuck Norris dosent pay for healthcare. Healthcare pays for him
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chevynap
Chuck Norris once babysat Voldemort. He played "Got your nose". It didn't end well.
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lawtonokieguy
Chuck Norris reportedly has the best poker face ever. He won the 1986 World Series of Poker with a hand consisting of a two of diamonds, a queen of hearts, a get out of jail free card from monopoly, a coupon for fifty cents off shake and bake, and a blue two from Uno.
greg johns
Sometimes, Chuck Norris stares into the sky while deep in thought. The sky becomes afraid and begins to cry. We call this phenomenon, "Rain"
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Marilyn Hanson
Chuck Norris doesn't use google , Google asks him for help.
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