 Greetings, everyone, and welcome to Red Pill Mankade. I'm your host, James P. Madan. I want to thank everyone for coming on my show last night, for progressive discussions. It was a great show, as always. This is my other show, Advice, Banter, and Fund for Men. It's educational, but it can also be unpredictable, entertainment, and very comical. So I want to welcome everyone to Red Pill Mankade. Okay, while I'm waiting for my panel of co-hosts, I'll have a sip of some chai and peppermint tea. Ah, that's good. So how's everyone doing? How's your weekend going? We had a short heatwave last week, but it cooled down to the low 70s. But I still feel hot because I live in a human part of the country, in the northeastern New Jersey. So what is everyone doing for the weekend? I'm going to check and see if there was a Yankees game after the show. Even if it's a rerun of the last game, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I just want to tell everyone that I told you so about the price gouging of eggs. And I haven't really verified this other information about an explosion in the United States that supposedly killed 18,000 dairy cows. I don't know how true it is. I have to do some research on it, because you know what that means. And a big agra cannot fool me. That's an excuse to jack up the price of milk and price gouge the consumer for dairy products with astronomical prices. I mean, the bird flu has been gone for a while. OK, but eggs are still very high. OK, there's just no logical reason for them to stay this high for this long, except corporate greed. I'm telling you, you people are going to learn through personal observations. And as time goes by, that capitalism is the devil's economics. And it just does not work for the bottom 98 percent period. It only works for the selfish, stingy, greedy top 2 percent that don't pay their fair share in income taxes. So anyway, my right-hand man, Mick von Raven, he might join us later on when he gets back from the concert. He went to an early morning concert. And we were having a discussion last night about the dirty double standards between men and women. And, you know, it's like they can do everything negative to you. OK, and they get off scot-free because they play the gender card, the victim, the poor damsel in distress, the weaker sex, the females, the weaker sex. And they play the gender card. And they get away with it. But if you should dare to speak up as a man and give your honest opinion and not take any abuse from any female, whatever that abuse may be, usually it's gold digging money grabbing. If you open your mouth, then automatically you're called an asshole. Oh, oh, you're not a gentleman. You're an asshole. If you're the man, no, this is what I hate. I hate to hear this. It really aggravates me. Oh, you're the man. You're supposed to do this, that and the other thing. Oh, really, you're the only thing a man is supposed to do is die and pay taxes. That's it. We're not supposed to do anything. Now, the judicial system, they pretty much throw the book at the man if he has one child. That's all it takes. One pregnancy, the woman knows what's going to happen if she keeps the baby and she doesn't have an abortion. She keeps the baby so she can become, she can take a maternity leave from your job, be a stay-at-home mom, and sucker you into supporting the both of them. That's right, the both of them. And the law lets it happen even though we're supposed to have equality, but we really don't. They just want, they want equality when it comes to making money, earning money. Whether they can do the job or not, they want, they demand equality when it comes to money. Or when it comes to social, the social part of society or social life, then they want to be the old fashioned girl, the weaker sex where the man has to do everything, make the first move, and pay for everything. You know, I always joke around with the Commodore, Jeff Sandbella, who should be here any moment. The women have alligator arms, which is short arms and a deep purse. Get it? Short arms and a deep purse. Alligator arms. Let's see what's going on. Okay, very nice. I'm on my second live stream show right now on YouTube. I'm just answering people that don't realize that I'm occupado, that I'm occupied. Okay, I want to make sure that all the links are out. Okay, folks. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for my panelists. Maybe I can bring up an article. I got a few articles that I'm going to play. Whether they be articles or videos, they're very applicable to the red pill man cave. Let's see. Let me try this. Whoa, no. Not yet. I got to do screen share. Let me do screen share. Let's see if we got it. Let's see if we got it. Okay, I'm going to do a little screen share. Stop wasting time on women. Oh, yeah. George Bruno could not have been any more correct. This man, this wise man has, he's hit the nail right on the head. Real men, real alpha men have to be decisive. They have to know what they want or what they're looking for. And if they see a red flag, I mean, they just have to nip it in the bud right at the beginning. Right from the get go. They have to make decisions on their own based on their common sense. It doesn't take great intellect to spot red flags. Okay, but people will only take advantage of you if you allow it to happen. Every predatory female needs prey. They need a victim. They need a sucker, which is the chivalrous gentleman. They are the blue pill of beta simp suckers that are called chivalrous, because that is a way that these modern women can attain power over you and manipulate men to do their bidding. And meanwhile, they bring nothing to the table. You get nothing in return. So this gentleman was absolutely correct. What's the next one? Looks like I'm going to have to increase the font. Let me see if my panelists showed up yet. Yeah, I'm waiting for my panelists, Mr. Bart Robinson. You know, it's not nice to... James, I just now popped in real quick before I go to the gym and there is no audio. There's no audio. Hold on for a second. Let me double check something. I'm going to bring up my avatar. Hello. Hello. Testing, testing, testing, testing. Notice it. See the halo around the avatar moving? Yeah, my microphone's working. Oh, the clip didn't play. You didn't hear the clip? Oh, boy. Here we go again with the stream yard problem. The clip. Son of a patient. That was a great clip. Let me... Let me try something. That doesn't make any sense. I'm going to play the clip and bring up my avatar and I'm going to see... Let me just check this. Okay. Now, look around the rim of the avatar. So as you can see, I'm speaking absolutely correct. I hate when they do this, these fucking pencil net geeks that run stream yard. Every programmer that creates software, they all look the same. They're all pencil net geeks. The guy that owns stream yard is more of a geek than Mark Zuckerberg. Why the hell should that happen? It's audio coming out of my speaker, right? Anyway, George Bruno, he was pretty much saying that if a woman is really into a man, she will make it obvious. There's no guesswork. There's no wondering. Oh, love takes time. We have to get acquainted and blah, blah, blah. She doesn't kiss on the first date and all this hogwash. It's all bullshit. That just means she doesn't... That means that love takes time with you and she doesn't kiss on the first date with you. That doesn't mean that she's really into you, but it's going to take time. So that's total bullshit. So I'm just telling you what George Bruno was saying. And he says, men, stop wasting your time and money on females that do not reciprocate. You're not getting anything in return for your attention, your entertainment, your spending of money, pouring on the charm. If you're not getting anything, then he says, turn the gas down, turn the flame down and abort the mission and just leave her. She doesn't give you an explanation for why she has to take all this time to get to know you. Why she doesn't kiss on the first or second date and all this crap. They let you know right from the get-go, right from the beginning. They let you know if they're into you because if they're not making it obvious on the first date that they're into you with signals, body language and everything that goes with it. They're doing it with someone else or they're searching for someone else. So that summarizes what Mr. Coach George Bruno was saying. Yeah, yes, because what's going to happen, you know what? Let me try something. I have another video that's very fascinating and very applicable to the show. Okay, here's my avatar. All right, you see my voice. Okay, so you're right. All my videos, all of my videos, all of the video, the audios are not being picked up by the Screamyard microphone. The Screamyard microphone is not picking up any of the audio coming from these videos and it doesn't make sense because how can the Screamyard microphone distinguish my voice coming out of my mouth as audio and it recognizes that. Or music coming from a hard drive, it recognizes that. But as soon as the audio comes out of the speaker as a video, it doesn't recognize it. But when I have a guest, their voice is coming out of the speaker like last night and the Screamyard mic picks them up. Now do you see how bizarre this is? It's almost supernatural. It's totally illogical. I have a guest using their webcam, Screamyard mic picks it up, picks up me, picks up music on hard drive, no problem. Then I play a video. It doesn't pick it up. This is definitely unscientific and illogical. Okay, thank you. It's a good thing you stopped by. And may I say I hope your weekend is going by very well and I hope you have a great safe workout. And maybe I'll catch you later or if my panelists don't show up, I'll just end the show. I could do solo shows with no problem. I just get bored when I do it. Okay, where is everybody? Where is everybody? Let me see if they even noticed. Let me see if they even noticed. Oh boy, they're really not reliable. Okay, that's one answer. You know what? I got no fucking choice. I have no choice whatsoever. Let me see if he's around. Okay, I'll take care of that. People are so unreliable nowadays. Okay. Yeah, I really, you know, you're a great buddy to have Bar-Robertson. I really appreciate you letting me know, tipping me off. Thank you very much. I'm trying to remember how that went. Herb Alpert and Latia Warner-Bress. I'm trying to think of the official dating game theme until I can remember it. We banged out so many tunes, Herb Alpert. It's hard to keep up with all of them. You know, I had a little voice in the back of my head that told me this was going to be a bad weekend for going live stream. I may have to take a hiatus, Bart Robinson, from doing any of my live streams. I, Saturday was okay, but, you know, I just, there's just too many unreliable people. Oh, yeah, you too, you too, boy. Rowing is very important. You know, the back, you know, people don't realize that when you're rowing for, as an exercise, regardless of what kind of rowing, you have to both supinate and pronate the wrist, like one day you do rowing with your palms down. And then the second time you row, you do them with your palms up. And what that does is it hits different parts of the back. Doing rowing this way would hit more of latissimus dorsi and going towards the center. And doing rowing this way would hit like the upper back, you know, lower trapezius rhomboids, that area. You got to supinate and pronate. Now, if you're, if you're using a device where you're able to do this, both supinate and pronate. That's what I do. So I'll try my best. Every people ever out there ever go shopping where others in the supermarket decide to stop and leave their shopping cart right in the center of the aisle, right dead center of the aisle where nobody could get around them. Now, if they stop their shopping cart to look at something on the shelf or to take something off the shelf, wouldn't it be more courteous? And easy for them as well as others to pull over to the side, pull over to the curb and then go look, take things off the shelf. Hey, the one and only Commodore is here. My right hand man, how are you, sir? I just got back on the Turkish big bite. So I had chicken suvlaki plate, and then I had a Mediterranean type of shrimp on the side with garlic sauce. And then I got some free three pieces of free baklava right out of the oven. No charge because the owner likes me because I come every weekend. I go Saturdays and Sundays. That's where you feel the muscles from. Do you see that? That's good food. That's good. Look at that. Get a baklava ready. Right in the biceps, baklava biceps. Who says I don't have mitochondria? Who the fuck said that? Rick Brown. Who the fuck said that? Fucks sake. Rick, now for those that are not... 15 years old. For those that don't know the Commodore, he is a drug-free athlete. He's a competitive athlete in powerlifting, in kettlebell when he chooses, when he wants to, and the mace. He swings the mace and he's now enrolled in the deadlift in Maine, state of Maine, where the maniacs live. He's enrolled in competition, doing the deadlift, and then he's... Drop tested. Drop tested. Yeah. Drop tested. Everybody gets a urine test. Right. And urine for that urine test. You're in it. You're in. Get it? You're in it. No cheating. No cheating. It's called sleep recovery and good food, natural food from God's green earth. And you know, sleep is very important to stress. I know it's underestimated, but it's extremely important to get adequate rest in order to recover. And then Commodore is going to North Carolina. This is this year. Note Carolinie and he's going to... He's enrolled in the vintage games where he will do... He will swing the mace on the first day. Second day, he will do the farmer's walk. The farmer's walk. Wait a minute. Do I have skinny forearms? I don't have mitochondria. Yeah. Look at him. He's like Atlas, holding up the globe. He's in a BJ steakhouse. I got no mitochondria. Oh, carpal tunnel surgery. You're going to get that next week. Did you get carpal tunnel by not using a computer mouse, a cushion on the wrist? Because... No, I used the... Not you. Bart Robinson's got to get carpal tunnel surgery next week. So I'm just trying to find out how it... I feel bad for him. I feel bad for Bart. It's a repetitive injury for... Like tennis elbow and a baseball pitcher who pitches too many fastballs. Or masturbation or something. Excuse me, I had to clear my throat. Yeah. Either a guy who has the... Shake weight. The shake weight and he's addicted to it. Addicted. Get it? He's addicted to... And he doesn't... And he forgets to switch arms. He doesn't switch arms, you know? Yeah, both forms are the same size. There you go. Bye-bye. Be, uh, be sweepy. Who was sweepy? Was it an illegitimate baby? They never really explained who sweepy was. Hmm. I know Wimpy was the butcher. Olive. Olive Oil was her name. Olive, Olive. Yeah. Olive couldn't have gave birth because she was like skinny, like a pipe cleaner. What if she wore a spandex sweatpants for Olive Oil? Olive's oils. Those yoga pants that the girls wear when they work out? You mean when they do half moon push-ups? Leotard. We used to call them leotards when I was a kid. Kind of reminds me of a... I won't say it, but a particular sandwich at Katz's New York style deli. But we'll leave that for another day. You mean stringy pastrami? Smoked pastrami? Yeah, here you go. Stringy's pastrami. And why would a woman who's almost 60 years old turn upside down in the lotus position in tight spandex pants do a Katz New York style deli? I don't get it. Yeah. Why? Why? Because, you know, and why... Back yourself in the head with the God game wouldn't... Yeah. And why would such a hypocritical modern-day feminist woman entice and seduce men on a Facebook video only to get angry with them when they are aroused? You know, Dr. Ruth Westheimer used to say aroused. Listen, God made... We're just admiring God's beautiful art. God makes women very beautiful when he's making them in their mother's womb. You're God's handiwork. You're right on target. Is Anthony... Is Paul Anthony Mattiah coming right here? You know who's supposed to be here? He says, oh, Jordy. I sent him the link. Jordy says, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. I want to do the show with Commodore. I want to come on the show. What is he? Is he that hungover or something? Well, you know, these people are not reliable. Like Muhammad Ali. Yeah. Mick has had a concert, an early concert. He might jump on later. Ronnie Simpson is by the poolside at his condo complex in Clearwater. Yeah, good for him. Yeah. Sunday, he usually sits by the pool in the shade and just, you know, I don't... It admires God's beautiful creation. Now, if he didn't have an iPhone, if he had an Android phone, he would be able to participate sitting at the poolside because iPhones are not compatible with live streaming. That's why Mick has so many problems getting on the show. But last night wasn't bad. He got on. Where's Muhammad Ali? Oh, forget about him. Muhammad Ali, sting like a bee. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The guy had blue sunshine up my ass about coming on the show. And he dodged me a few times. And, you know, he doesn't message me anymore. Jadrulo! You know, the cucumber. Jadrulo. Jadrulo. Jadrulo. Jadrulo. Jadrulo. They got seeds for brains. Jadrulo. Cucumber seeds. Cucumber seeds. Boy, wonder, shits cucumbers. You know. That's an old saying, an old proverb. Boy, wonder, shits cucumbers? Shits cucumbers. Boy, wonder, shits cucumbers. Boy, wonder, shits cucumbers. Is that, does that have to do with a man who puts foul-ass symbols up his ass? Oh, like a certain gentleman from Down Under who sells a messe. Watermarked prints. But we won't mention names. We won't name names. No. $50. No, yeah. He takes old photographs over a hundred years old in the center of the photo. So nobody can use a photo that doesn't belong to him. But Jean-Luc sends it for free. Yeah, right. Is that how you say his name? Jean-Luc? Oh, Jean-Luc O'Don from South. That's right. South of France on the Mediterranean. The South of France. I took the train to Central Paix. Central Paix. What about the girl from Ipanema? Yeah. Oh-ho-ho! The girl from Ipanema. Gazoo. Tadadadada. Tadadadada. Tadadadada. Tadadadada. Tadadada. Tadadada. Tadadada. Tadadada. Tadadada. Tadadada. Tadadada. Tadadada. Tadadada. Tadadadada. Tadadada. Tiny Tim used to sleep in different beds in different bed rooms. His wife, Miss Vicky, They used to sleep separate. That's weird. Yeah. How can you wife her if you don't sleep in the same bed? You think it's possible that it was a staged Fake marriage for show business like Merv Griffin when he married to Ja Ja Gabor Exactly an expensive Tracy Was married to what the hell's her name there? The lesbian there is cohort there The sister of the breakfast and Tiffany's lady there Oh Hepburn Audrey Hepburn, right? No Audrey Hepburn was straight. She actually she actually married a Frenchman But her sister Catherine Hepburn, she was a dyke and Spencer Tracy was gay, but they made them marry for that particular reason Yes, so so the public would think that it was a marriage of convenience convenience. Yeah You know in reality Merv Griffin was dating No He was dating Denny Terrio dance fever. Oh No wonder why Merv Griffin kept that bone. Oh, he kept them doing that all the time. Oh That Merv Griffin oh, he was a very wealthy wealthy man. Oh, yeah That created dance fever and there were the In spirit Denny Terrio who who claimed each John Travolta had a dance for Saturday night fever, I think he's the one that trained them Merv Griffin had an idea gave him a show and probably gave him a proposition Yeah, you want to be you want your own show? Well, you you got to follow it would come The casting cool casting coach. Thank you. Thank you for correcting me. Yes. Yeah, you got it You got a lie down on the casting couch Well, actually for a minute for with that part or does he have to get on his knees? You know how you know what perverse Hollywood has Yeah, absolutely Absolutely Narcissist sociopaths. I heard there's a lot of like bisexuals at these parties and you know a lot of the stars were Well, they did a good job They did a good job of covering up their homosexual out You know rock Hudson They covered up rock Hudson pretty good We're gonna make a make him look like he was dating like Doris Dave or something Yeah, it was all like like fake Now the other one was I heard was gay I heard Boris Karloff And also who's the guy from here to eternity? I Got the the guy Pruitt sergeant a private Pruitt. What was it then? Hold on very famous Montcumbery Let's Hold on Pruitt Montgomery is on From here to eat your Turn Yeah, you'll be I don't know if you knew this very very gay Surprised Isn't that something Bart Bart says skipping rope and holding Oh, that's right, you're right Montgomery Clift probably David Niven was was probably gay too because he acted Definitely he was definitely gay because I have this book about Hollywood and I read it a few years ago and it came up with all this stuff Yeah, you know what was funny? They they tried so hard Not to bring up Being gay Power was bisexual. Yes that I know Oh Now what's his name? No, I've lived barrage. He was so obvious with him. Oh, that's obvious You know what it gets a pass because he never faked it It's like boy, it's like boy George boy George never faked it. So you can't you can't give give the guy a bad time You know Charles Nelson Riley that was obvious Paul Lend Paul Lend that was obvious obvious I mean you didn't have to And then the guy Not dick York, but no was it dick? You're the guy on b-witch Sorry, they got the big ears. Dick York was the guy with the black slick back here black hair He left he left the show dick York. Yeah, he was gay very gay. Oh dick York really yep Yep, isn't that amazing? Yep, oh a certain early life You know what show used to crack me up get smart was was was he straighter gay Don Adams? I Wonder oh wait a minute. It has spousies. He had five children. It was the other guy It wasn't dick York the other dick sergeant dick sergeant. Hold on Yeah, the mother used to call him derwood The Endora the mother Agnes Morehead used to call him Sometimes derwood Oh, yeah, she goes way back the partner partner Albert Williams Now was was Gregory Peck captain a have in the first movie dick movie Gregory Peck I know So I think you as a man's man, you know, they fit they filmed they filmed Moby dick in in a an old Hub in new Bedford mass Wow Yeah, cuz new Bedford Has a really nice whaling Yeah Yeah, well that that whole That whole southern New England, you know, that's all maritime, you know Narragansett Bay and and can I have a boat twins whistle with that comment? It is me Cape Cod and oh Cape Cod Bay, right Cape Cod Bay. Oh Wait a minute. This is for you too, cuz I'm supposed to pipe you aboard ship. You're the Commodore. Oh, yeah Yeah So you are officially piped aboard But the boss is bored the boss is whistle that I got it in the welcome aboard I got it in the little gift shop in Newport, Rhode Island and I have never found a Real boss is whistle anywhere else ever again I'll tell you who I miss is mr. Lobster that when you have an Lodi oh Yeah, I shouldn't I shouldn't have put it outside and you know what happened the Springs got all rusty Oh, yeah, I should have never put it outside. I should have kept it indoors They get all corroded right because if it was indoors, it will be here right now. Yep. I Like that. He was famous. He was always on a show Cock up What was that? Yes, uh fruit of the mar the the jizz of The jizz of the sea and then in Italian you go for with tea food the mother Fruity the mother The mother you know what we are the mother the mother So you um You ain't good. I mean you I'm very happy that this restaurant opened up This Turkish restaurant really because they got the big coconut food Turkish Very very flavorful very aromatic. Yep They're food. They like fresh parsley They like lemon just like yes I put a lot I put the lemon they gave me all these lemons sliced lemons to put they just squeezed the juice the lemon juice right on top of them the Chicken Suvlaki on because it comes on skewers like wooden skewers It says you my shrimps that comes on skewers and I get to take the tail off. I Love the spices they use. Oh, oh the spice It's like with Indian food is very Very I'm gonna play the sheik of Arabic kind of yeah I Grandfather knew the words to the Rudolph Valentino Sheik of Arabic used to say I'm the sheik of Arabic And you belong to me at night While you're asleep into your tent. I'll creep With all the love I have in that that's where I I don't remember the rest At night when you were asleep into your tent. I'll creep That's the what's his name Paul Walker whiskey should sing that song into your hotel room I'll creep Don't say your word to me wife don't say a word to me wall Rick Brown to using us as an alibi No ice cold water Yeah, not a piece of pie and alibi. Okay, what characters we run into in this life No ice cold water for you. Yeah, no soup for you, but the soup not see no. Yeah, no Yeah, he's the ice cold water not see that spring ice cold spring water nothing. No No spring water for you Well business must be discussed Yeah, what business he gets he gets his fucking white envelope with my old cash in and that's it that's what that's what the What Daniel Ramsey said? Well, there is no business to to discuss or conduct. He got paid. That's it He just He just expected everybody that came to see him it's an elitist Organization Right and and the people who paid money to see his bullshit They're they're not elitist. They're they're like Pions he treats me P on Okay, well, I think I got a message here. Let's see what message I got The old co-hog The old co-hog It kind of reminds you something in the the upside-down Lotus position Let me ask you a question. You think you think instead of a speed-o baiting suit those That that one could be made from a co-hog clam to cover your covered genitalia You have to have a small I don't I don't think it's Italian men. We Don't the Irish girls like Italian men I heard that I heard an Irish girl once told me that their men are small So Bart Robinson doesn't get any pain From the carpal tunnel when he picks up a heavy dumbbell That's good, but he gets it by I guess I guess it's the movement of the wrist, right? constant movement, you know the joint Yeah, but I always use the the touch pad I've been using that since 2007. Yeah Yeah, because it keeps 16 16 years now Keeps your wrist straight like that I switch all day long I go left-handed and right-handed Yeah, because you you're you make a living in the office and and you can't afford to be getting carpal tunnel From a from a computer mouse Right, and the ball swing clubs and mace is that it puts lots of circulation there Yes, yes, it does it does open up This the mobility and flexibility of the joints But what do we know we're not one of the elites No, you're just a guy that competes. It was not afraid to compete in in in any state Any state in the country and any province in Canada and you Against any age group, right, right? You're you're you're equal opportunity athlete competitive athlete and and and and I help people for free Right where the other one doesn't compete for anything. Not even hopscotch or tiddly winks Damn your Ramsey. Yeah, you filmed us. You videotape. That's it. I'm Dana Ramsey's jam with Mikey hands together Elbows up elbows down hands together Even he knows that and that Jackass Paul Paul just because he's the love of his his boom out of there Is boom out on the side? Shicksha shicksha shicksha it has her hand separated Yeah Yeah, I send all the link, you know, the guy that it when he, when his clothing business. Yeah, but I think he's busy. He's doing something special. Did you see his Facebook posting? He said, I have an announcement today. I'm doing something very special on video today. He said, I think him and his wife are going to do a show from the beach or something. They're going to do a fashion show for his products from the beach or something like that. This weekend he was doing? Today. Oh, today. He didn't, he announced it this morning. So he gets a pass. Okay. He's, he's, he's doing an event. Because he's doing the same thing we're doing, but he's doing it for his company. Fashion. Yeah. Yeah. So he gets a pass. Bear with me, please. Bear with me. Bear with me. Bear with me. Okay. Yeah. So I was talking right before you came out. I was talking about these people in the supermarket. They're women do it. Men never do it. They, they stopped their shopping car right in the middle of the aisle. You know, they got to get something off the shelf. So they, they park it right in the middle where nobody can get by. Yeah. Instead of pulling their cart over to the side. Yeah. Which I always do as, as a courtesy. Right. You know, this way I can do my thing and other people can get by. There must be very special. There must be, there are limits. Because they have to, they have to dominate like a dominatrix. They have to dominate the whole aisle. Yeah. You know, the thing they dominate is the, is the toilet in the morning. Well, they, they end up moving their cart anyway, because people are saying, excuse me, is this your car? I got to get by. Yeah. You know, I mean, I mean, it's easier to just pull over to the side. Not now, do they, if they need to pull over to the side, driving, do they? I guarantee they wouldn't be doing that in the fucking Bronx. It's only because you're in Edgewater. Yappyville, you know, they wouldn't do that fucking shit in the Bronx. I guarantee they're car jacked. No, they did. Some of you just push the goddamn grocery cart over and say, you know. Oh yeah. They'll push it over side with us. Yeah. They'll shove it right side. There wouldn't be no, excuse me, man. Yeah. They're like, well, you talk, we're talking about people from, like Lilly White suburbs, you know, women that are home. They've been homemakers their whole life. You know, their, their husbands bring home a lot of loot, loot. So they're the trophy wife. They're the second wife. Yeah. Probably the second wife. If it's a, if it's a good-looking, younger woman. The second wife. Older husband. Then what happened was she might have started off being the gumata and then she kept nagging him. You gotta leave your wife. They couldn't leave the wife. Exactly. When are you going to leave your wife? My kids need college tuition. My kids, yeah, but he didn't impregnate those kids. Right. You know what I would say? Oh, you want your kids to go through college? Tell them to go through the front door and out the back. Yeah. Exactly. Not my problem. We're working McDonald's, a Burger King. Hey, they're not, they're not a fruit of my law. Like everybody else did. We all work jobs. Are they, are they, are they the fruit of my loins? Yes or no? Hmm. I have a ha-ma-ha-ma-ha-ma-ha-ma. No, of course not. So why, why do I care? What you, what you want for somebody else's kids? Go bother the old man. I would love to see Rodney Dangerfield give that type, that type of one, or if I, pay for your kids. Rodney Dangerfield, yeah, I was so poor. When I was, when I was young, I was so poor in my neighborhood. The rainbow was in black and white. That's funny. Rodney Dangerfield, absolute best. Yeah, the wife says, how come you don't take, you don't take me anywhere? Take me somewhere where I've never been before. He says, yeah, the kitchen. That's good. That's good. I love Henny Youngman's comments too. The one-liners. Yes, yes, yes, bubble. He's got the drum set go, bubble. Bubble. You know who I liked too? The, he was Frank Sinatra's best buddy. He traveled with him. Don Rickles. Oh yeah. Yeah, he passed away. Yeah, Don Rickles. You know what's funny? Elvis, Elvis became very close friends with Tom Jones because Elvis was like mesmerized by Tom Jones. And well, Tom Jones is, he's one of a kind. Yeah. You know, the girls used to take their panties off and performing and hand them the panties and, and they wanted Tom Jones to wipe the sweat with their panties and, you know, hand it back to them. Yeah. So that's what he did. That was a routine. Well, hey, that'll be good to you. I mean, if you, you became a superstar, mace winner, and farmers walk, and they can rub, they can rub their panties on your, on your sweaty head. And then, or you could feel like Peter Poppins with the miracle spring water. Oh yeah. Yeah. No ice cold spring water for you. Yeah. Peter Poppins and they'll put over that. Oh yeah. Yeah, Peter Poppins. That's correct. I thought you meant Ron Peelman or Ron Popeil. Yeah. Yeah. The guy from Ronco. Yeah. Ronco, my, my, my sister bought the, Ron Popeil. My sister bought the showtime rotisserie when it, when it came out. Yeah. Oh, they never buy something when it first comes out. Never. Always wait for the reviews. And you know. They catch a fire? It was smoke, it smoked the whole, the whole house was full of smoke. Jesus. Creepers. You know, the alarms went off and. Oh man. Oh, you know what happened? I tried playing some videos before on the show. Yeah. One of them was all about the clitoris. Oh, and, and, and the stream yard microphone won't, won't pick up the audio from the, from the video. So it's doing it again. Yeah. So it's like, I, I can, I can read an article, but it's not, it's not picking up the audio from the videos. That's, that's weird. That's weird. Well, so much for Jordy being reliable. Well, maybe Jordy had a few extra cocktails. I think he had, I think he had a, a, a breakfast. He's been known to have a cocktail or two. I think he had a breakfast cocktail. Probably put vodka in his orange juice or something. It's all right. Yeah. These people, they, they drink really early. Let me see if, oh, it's still early. I mean, it's still early. Well, he's six hours ahead of us. For people. Yeah. He's ahead of us. So it's almost 11 o'clock. It's 11 o'clock over there. Maybe say I get up for work in the morning. Well, it's, it's, it's still Sunday by him. Yeah. It's 11 o'clock at night, James. You might have to go to work in the morning, tomorrow morning, like Monday morning. He has to go to bed. He's six hours ahead of me. He's ahead. Yeah. Yeah. So Scotland is not five hours ahead of you. He's six hours ahead of you or six hours ahead of me. And five hours ahead of you, five hours ahead of me. So it's only 10. It's only 10, 10, 10, 15 up there. Quarter past 10. You should still be up. Come on, Joy, to get on the show. Yeah. Stop pulling your pud. Yeah. I mean, even if he comes on for 20 minutes, I mean. Oh, even five minutes just to say hello. Well, that was a disappointment because I had some really good, uh, male advice videos that it's a good thing Bart Robinson let me know. He says that the sound of live show from Las Vegas. Yeah. Well, he told me, he says, I can't, the, the, the video, the audio coming from the video was muted. I go, you kidding me? So I, I, I. Kill the radio. You got to, um, you got to wear the, uh, remember the, remember the gold satin robe that's Sylvester Salon. Yes. Or it's an Italian stallion on it. Yes. It was, it was like, uh, like a Ferrari symbol. Kind of. And it was, it was a rocky view. That was when Mr. T, uh, knocked them out. Yeah. And then Apollo trained out in Los Angeles. Yeah. You're right. That was a rocky three because I guess he lost his money. And, um, so, so club line, that was, uh, Mr. T said, you're not a man. You can't support your wife. Come on, man. Mrs. Um, I'll show you where the real man is. Why don't you bring your pretty, pretty little stuff over to my apartment? Yes. I'll show you where the real man's all about. Yeah. You're not used to having a real man. So what happened was, yeah, that was when Paulie, Paulie gave power of attorney to a person that shouldn't have power of attorney. Right. Um, I'm surprised he, he was able to sign something like that if he, if he's not Rocky Balboa. How, how, how does Paulie, what gives Paulie the legal right to sign? Because, because Rocky probably gave him that at some point. That's why a dope, a dopey guy like that. So, yeah. People do stupid stuff. Yeah. Power of attorney and then he let him dry. Well, actually, but actually he, he was paying everything. Well, I don't think he really owned a lot of the stuff that was taken away. I think there were, there were, there were still being paid off. You know, everything that Manchin that, see, this is a problem. People knew for rich people that come from being poor to rags to riches like the song. Rags to riches. That was, that was Tony Bennett, wasn't it? I think so. Those are from guys and dolls. Rags to riches, the song. Yeah. Might have been. So anyway, people that go from rags to riches, they, they, it goes to their head. They get all exuberant and, and they get too excited and enthusiastic. And he starts spending money like, like, like it was nothing, you know. And they start, they start buying all kinds of luxuries and every day they put, they put their money away. I know. You know, they don't, they don't do it the smart way. They don't, the smart way is not to let some certified financial planner invest the oil, your money, this, exactly the smart thing because, because the brokers are usually brokered on you. Yep. The smart thing to do is to put it all in a triple tax-free municipal money market fund and live off the interest. And if any, any long lost relatives ring your doorbell and say, Oh, remember me? We used to play in a sandbox together. We were supposed to go to lunch the last time I started at the funeral. Right. Right. And they go, who are you? I don't remember you. You're my cousin. I don't know you. Yeah. Sorry. Can't give you any money. It's all locked up. Exactly. It's all locked up. It's locked up. Because, you know, you're going to get a lot of calls if you win like the Powerball Water. You're going to get a lot of people contacting you. Yep. Exactly. You live off the interest. That's all you spend. Anyways, we have a good life in that's neither here nor there. So I don't like that. What, what, what could I do with this? Fuck that shit, man. If I did that, I just do what the fuck I could do without that. Yeah. Well, you already have all the equipment. And I train every day and that's what I like doing. I like good coffee. I like, I love to go to Dunkin' Donuts with you and talk for six hours. Sometimes, let everybody know on the show. So James and I, you know, we end up going to lunch. So then, um, I go for a cup of coffee. Okay. Next thing you know, it's fucking one in the clock in the morning. We literally just had lunch. How, how did it get to be one o'clock? Because we have so much to talk about the days fly by. Yeah. You didn't, you didn't even get a crawler, either. Yeah. And then the pull lady get accosted by this. Both of us leave it at that. But the pull lady, she was looking at us. Remember? Yeah. I mean, I mean, we should, we should have got up. We should have got up. We should have got up all the air ball to you out there. And he thugs. There's two young thugs. And she was middle age. She was a pretty woman. Yeah. They were bothering her. They're bothering her. She looked like she was from like the Philippines or something. Yeah. Little nice, nice dress. And the two young punk thugs trying to shake her down. And then James and I go, hey. Yeah. But you know what I, you know what I was waiting for? I was waiting for the pussy manager to say something. Oh, they're not going to do anything. Because you know why? Because they'll wait for him outside. At two o'clock in the morning. They'll wait for him to retaliate. I, yeah. He's in a, those people that work at those places, they don't make shit for money. Yeah. And it's not worth it. I mean, to get mugged outside Dunk of Donuts at two o'clock in the morning with no cops around. Fuck that. Yeah, I hear you. I don't know. I mean, all I can do is call the cops without them seeing him call the cops. But it can't say, let's say, excuse me, what's your name? What time do you get off work? So I can punch your face out and punch your face in and back a lot. Well, no, it's probably not him that says to do that. It's probably the franchise owner to say, if there's any crimes in here, don't get in the middle of it. Just call the police. Yeah. Well, maybe the woman, it was up to the woman being harassed to say something to the manager there. Then again, she's probably afraid of retaliation. Who knows? I mean, when she went down to Donuts, she went in there with the idea, I'm going to buy a coffee or an iced coffee. She didn't expect to be accosted. Right. Otherwise she would have stayed in a car. So poor woman. But what do we know? Yeah. We're not the elites. That's what that's what it's good to make one of those weapons that the CIA agent. Yeah. And then one of our mutual friends has the cargo pocket, but we won't mention his name because he needs that in an enmity so he could do his job. At this place of employment, which we will not mention. There's two gadgets. He has the slack jack. Yep. And that wooden thing. So yeah. Well, it's leather and lead. It's lead inside, right? Yeah, that's the slack jack. But I'm talking about the other thing. It looks like, um, do you see this thing? But it's wooden and it's got grooves in it. So you don't lose your grip. And you go like this. It's got like, so it doesn't stab the person. But boy, oh boy, they'll feel like on the side of their goddamn rib. Yeah. He has, he has the rechargeable paddle fraud, the high voltage. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. One of those too. He has some, he plugs it in, in the car. It keeps it in his car. Good. And he keeps it. He says, oh, that thing is on me, ma'am. When I'm, when I'm, when I'm in the platinum dolls. Oh, we weren't going to mention, but that's okay. Um, radio killed the radio. He said, he zaps some, uh, unruly, uh, hooligan in the balls one time. Yeah. Some tough guy. Yeah. Some tough guy that throws a manhandle, uh, a 90 pound woman. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the slap jack is, uh, he said, what's, what's good is that you, you can knock somebody out without like lacerating them because it's like a, it's a beaver. It's like a beaver jack. Which is like, when you can slap somebody, silly with this poop. Yeah. Well, my, my shalei can probably do damage too, right? Shalei, shalei, shalei. You know the, the video I showed the guy took a nut, like a carbon steel nut. Yeah. A large nut and he made a lark knot with a very strong cord and you swing it and he hit, he hit the windshield of a vehicle and it totally put a hole in the windshield and, and, and shattered it in that one area by swinging the nut around like a propeller. So he was just showing a devastating, such a cheap, simple legal weapon that you can't get in trouble with. Because it's a nut. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Wow. Let me see if, uh, what's, what's a Japanese girl's name that comes on the show? Masumi. Oh, Masumi. Yeah. It's pretty early by her now. It's, uh, sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you know, pump, pump, pump, pump. I know she should be, do that on the gauze. Sometimes you feel like a nut, pump, pump. Sometimes you know pump, pump, pump, pump. Stranges in the night. So you, you know, I think answer me this, if somebody is, is, is doing a power lifting maneuver, And they and they have the need to scream Bloody murder. Yeah, they can't it's legal. That's legal not in the gym But it's probably absolutely. Okay there everybody will stop and stare at you No Wait a minute. It's a policy competition to everybody screams the owner the owner Oh, the commercial gym like Monday to Friday. Yeah, I think you're a nut I Well, the mental institution There was one guy There was one guy. There was one guy like that I Was working in gold ship. It was one guy that they were doing that and he was like everybody was laughing at him and And you know, it's even worse if they the guy kept looking himself in the mirror. Oh boy What the fuck People people Remember when Herman monster before he went to work looked himself look at looked at himself in a mirror and say look at me Handsome W and then the mirror love me look at me and the mirror cracked Hmm look at me. Oh You see Oh No Yeah, 704 houses tree Queens Astoria Queens. Hmm. That was Archies Archie Archie new shit. Yep new shit Yeah, it's like Sometimes it feels like a night sometimes you don't So how's our things in in Boston they have a good mayor No, she's a fucking commonist Holy shit. Are they're like are they allowing like hoodlums to No, she's just giving away all the money to all the hoodlums Like I don't live there anymore like life foot like the one. Yes. Yes But the tax the people actually pay the tax is not getting good services Yeah, because she's giving the money way to the hundreds Put them on the school bus that's going to that time every four years they go They're gonna work they're gonna work for one day every four years to go vote In the check It's stipend Give me the check. How can you talk like that? I'm here on a Sunday working to pay my taxes. That's why I can say it assholes now novel head Mom my model had beach. I noticed was very very rocky Yeah, the North Shore sucks and the one is very cold up there Sometimes I feel like a mother water temperature Marble head Lynn the city of sin that's it Lynn Lynn the city of sin Sometimes I feel I think revere was the first Kelly Kelly's famous roast peep was in here Kelly's famous half moon pusher I Give a fucking 20 minute rant or 10 minute rant the other motherfucker give us like a fucking 10 minute rant from fucking the UK Break the bridge of 11 we were paid next the other second clock. I wasn't fucking Los Angeles And they're having dinner all of a sudden. Yeah, if you all have gotten I think it was the olive branch The olive branch went up his ass and there were they Yeah, he was going on and on at the bridge shall never be repaired the bridge too far But he was he was carrying on like he was gonna cry I Absolutely, I I wish I saved that fucking video, but it's only it's actually a blocked Because if I try to get on the site, I don't even get on this fucking same one It's like the element. Did you ever have your sister try to get on now that that we won't mention Female apartment's name, but did you ever have Lisa try to get on her site? Oh Shit, I forgot because we cannot get and I know she has a site Yeah, I think we're barred We're blocked Yeah, all it is is a damn don't don't send me a Christmas card It's a cannon ball at the end of a pole So much drama about And how come how come into these international people that have steel clubs Why do they insist on calling them club bells? I have no idea. I told them that is a registered trade. That's Registered trademark name by Scott Sony. They must have very small penises. I don't I have absolutely no idea why they go there Embellish something that's not really And you know what that's not necessary The the young kids in these countries they they want to swing the steel the modern looking steel ones They they don't they don't you don't see them swinging the wooden ones, but I think the wooden ones are Much much better for swinging. Yeah the grip. There's no grip like it like the wood. Yeah, it's incomparable It's incomparable the the feel of the because it's still mace. I need to put white chalk on my hands Right, my son the wooden the wooden Persian real I don't need chalk in my hands Actually, you never want to put chalk when it's wouldn't like even the hickory the hickory Hence pole small Put chalk and it has a sort of hickory It'll be a deadly projectile There's no need It's the natural gripping ability of wood is second to none. Now. What's his name? Pratya. He's starting to make Persian meals just like caution they look exactly the same. Hmm and And I think the hardwood India has some really durable hardwoods from what I understand The Persian use walnut Hickory is still one of the most durable of all words. I was I was told that the oak is tough, but when oak breaks. Mmm. It It splinters When it when hickory hickory breaks it it breaks slowly It doesn't like snap but India has some really Tough hardwoods that are even harder than oak and And hickory You know, but the thing is I you know, I my shoulders I have to rehabilitate my there's something about the swinging that fucks me up, you know This it's tough, so I'm doing lateral raises now with the band. Yeah, I'm doing lateral raises with my thumbs up Because with what happens with a lot of exercises it hits the anterior deltoid the front Yeah, and then when you do when you do rowing you're hitting the posterior deltoid in the back and the side deltoid Lateral head the side deltoid gets neglected So that's why I'm doing the lateral raises, but I'm using the the eight-pound Persian meals Every every now and then I have no problem Play with your song You believe me softly Now Eric it with his heavy metal band is up in Portland, Maine That was Roberta Flack to have a gig Portland, Maine I'm trying to look for a pal of to meet in November down in Jersey Or I want a vintage strength games in October November in New Jersey, New York a connect to get Connect to cunt connect to get or Delaware or something. I think the Mayo Should get like he should get Johnny's good job. He does a good job In the guy There would be no strength Yeah, he's a good man, you know, it's you know, it's a good venue For him a giant stadium No, I agree even better Danny Ramsey's Jim. I Think it'll be well guys you could do tire flipping inside. You could do all the sledgehammer stuff. You could do The main swing you could do the Alice ball because the dinner rams. He has the rubber floors You're a sick sick like the cow mat Not in the summer. Oh No, I don't want to in the summer in fucking New Jersey. I want to November my friend Yep. Oh my god. That'd be beautiful that you open. Oh, he opened the big door There oh my god, or the crisper the crisp autumn air Couldn't be couldn't be better. Yeah, no, no something to be finer in North Carolina In the Nothing can nothing nothing can be finer than me being in your diner The bubble boy episode about the bubble boy bubble butt bubble boy says Who what was the whoa, who invaded? No, it's the moops. Do you know the way to San Jose? I sent Michael Goldsmith Hilton the link where sing like a bee He's float like a butterfly sting like a bee. I am Muhammad Ali from Texas Oh Paul sent me something Killing me softly with his song killing me softly Killing me softly credit his song Let me see if I can Bring up this Do Yeah, I think um When you're when you're ready to leave to go to the gymnasium. I'm gonna close up the show because uh, you know, we've been holding the fort and um We're doing a good job. I mean, uh, I was uh I was attempting to show this video of this guy named the coach george Bruno And he was talking about Do not Gentlemen do not waste your time and money On women that do not reciprocate Absolutely. He says All that malarkey The bullshit about oh, I don't kiss on the first date and I Love oh love takes time. I have we have we have to get acquainted He says, I mean, she's got another guy She's she's got another guy or she's looking for another one. He says that's bullshit if she's into the man She will let him know it will be very obvious Very obvious. There is no Oh, I don't know you long enough or I don't kiss on the first date. No, she will let you know And it will be obvious so You know men are wasting their time I get a pining over somebody and thinking that if they keep spending money It's going to be a one-way ticket to her body and heart No, no If she's if she's not making it obvious from day one He he says turn the flame off Over the flame turn it off and abort Abort the mission don't even try to figure it out because he says the woman doesn't give you an explanation You don't need an explanation. Just abort it. Hmm. Yeah, it made a lot of sense. He says I know I know this because of a lifetime of experience. I've been there and I've done that Oh 11 minutes paul mantaya hold on paul is out today Finally after 70 is at my second home doing huge things here today He's got a big festival. He's playing the bongo drum. Holy shit. Oh my god. Yeah He's got a whole bunch of shit going on. He's got he he has like uh like musicians with him. Yo, yeah Oh my god, is it is he maracas the doing the bongos the doing drums It's all good. Is he showing like his fashion? Does he have it? No, it's fucking real cool. James. You're gonna see this thing Yeah, I'll I'll catch it. Um Over on facebook. Yeah Yeah, so he has an event and uh, yeah, I know mick is it is at a uh outdoor concert He's at an outdoor concert. I mean jordy. I have no idea Yeah So you're you should be about ready to bang up the all 15 minutes about 15 minutes. Yeah 15 minutes. Okay So, um, let's talk about uh See you You have the right approach Your your approach is The fountain of you you have optimum fitness optimum nutrition by eating healthy foods You're getting fiber um You got plenty of fresh air up there. Hmm I mean you you're doing all the right things And you have goals your fitness is connected to goals which happens to be You signing up for these events Hmm which um Is a good thing because you're you're in a lot better shape now than you were in the past Mm-hmm. That's right You know, you have your own a car Does anybody swing swing mace at the gym? No, you can't That's why they're training that stuff at home Oh, they they're afraid of my they're ignorant. They don't want to know all this stuff They're they're very closed-minded about very yeah anything new anything new It's the hell yeah, but you're you know, you're happy with your aid x. Um, oh, yeah The mark wildman, um model Yeah Yeah, absolutely How how heavy could the wild man mace become if you loaded it up? Um I mean if you I have this thing at home It has a diagram Yeah, like all the weights if you get this much weight on it. It's a five pounder or two and a half pound or I'll I think it goes up to 42 pounds or something like that. Oh, wow But not 42 it must come up to 37 pounds or something, but it's in the No, that's big mid to high 30s, but I mean for for I wouldn't even Know that almost got put the hurt on person I mean that that's the Ken Thieson would do that type of stuff Even even even 40 30 35 40 pound mace would would Would really injure somebody the only guy who should be doing that really is a guy like Ken Thieson or somebody of that caliber and of that Well, he's he's the exception to the rule. Yeah, but a normal person should not put that much weight on a mace because The bones in the ligaments the tens in your elbows They're not Ken Thieson. So Yeah, so to be to be to play it safe The average 50 15 like somebody's starting like 10 15 pounds And then go to then graduate to 15 pounds wants to get technically proficient Do that for a while then go up to 20 don't go up to 20 Before six months Unless you know what the hell you're doing Oh, yeah, you have to be proficient. Yeah, everybody wants to chase them Because nobody it don't get done. It's kiss out. Oh, you could do a 15 pound mace or did you do a 20 pound? Adam Cohen does not really care He's more concerned about getting a 42 double d To put under his t-shirt Yeah, well these people These people feel self-conscious if somebody And this is the bad thing about a gymnasium is somebody belittles them for swinging a 15 pound mace You know if somebody like some a person that we know Braggs Is braggadocious about his 50 pound mace And said, oh, I can't swing anything less than 50 pounds. Oh, it's too light for me. It's too light for me Right, they're gonna they're gonna make all these young guys feel bad You know, so what's gonna happen the kids are gonna try to swing heavy And and the polyvon the guy that owns the zircony in in California he told He told the Richard maguire don't do not swing heavy You know, he's he knows the iron cheek very well, he says do not swing heavy You're gonna you think You're gonna injure yourself All right, I think that we should probably wrap it up. Yeah, damn right. That's right. Thank you. No, thank you, sir Thank you And uh, hopefully we'll get next we'll get michael hilton jordy Um, um, um, mr. Von raven mcvon raven Even much so many so must be everybody's busy today Yeah, you know, she she must have be so she must be so tired because she's She's involved in a big project She's she's moving her salon into her living room At her home because they raised a rent on the salon. She was they jacked up the rent. So She the good thing is 90 99 percent of all No, actually all their customers are willing to come to Her home So but she's in a process of throwing out so much garbage And and you know, she's gonna move She says I want to move by me because I don't want to pay a month's rent for me Yeah, and uh, that's what she's doing. She's been very tired because you know, we're taking care of customers throwing out garbage She's just she probably just overslept. Yeah, you know, but anyway, uh Everybody Bart Robinson Thank you Commodore jesse and bellow. Thank you I think that's it. There's nobody else here It was a good day It was good better better days are coming. Yep. All right. Talk to you later. Bye. Bye