 and we all sat around and prayed to God and that was um that was my weekend Madeline welcome to episode number 11 is it 11 yes correct of the mighty and Michael fully actual podcast we're going to do our best not to be quite so grotesque because all our videos are getting age restricted we don't mind the demonetization but age restriction we will not stand for it because it lowers the views so dramatically that there's no point in even continuing last week's one was okay no it was fine it was fine but I started like I'm sorry I think maybe I something to do with here we go Michael this this should help with the age restriction something to do with my opening sentence sometimes well I have been saying it all last season and this season opening few minutes credit for the idea I've just had a little bit have a whiff we've just started as you can see by Michael's giant scab on his arm go and hold it up to one of the cameras go and show what we've been done age restricted we've been fucking filming website content again and man we filmed a fucking banger there was a one where there was a punishment I'm not going to tell you who had happened to but you know the potato gun we filled it with human shit or and fired at one of us and let me tell you it was it hurts it hurts a lot it's it's truly shocking the damage that human shit can do when fired out of a potato cannon especially when it's like one meter away into his skin yeah infection surely we'll see we'll see jury's still out my big clay brown my garden brown perfect we got a jam-packed episode we got Jess and Madeleine coming on for a little bit to have a chat all right and we've also had a bit of a chat we look we sat down the three of us and we had a look at some of the analytics of our podcast this season all right and we noticed very distinct dip for the who's the bread a better brown segment like a lot of you kind of skip that so guess what it's cut we've cut Matt will now apologize Mac do you want to please apologize everyone I'd like to apologize to everyone for the brown first brown segment I'd like to apologize for winning for so many weeks in a row and then losing it all shit idea Matt he yourself like that yeah that's it fucking really despise yourself there's too many browns out there wasn't enough money and like we're given away 200 bucks a week and you guys don't really like it so it's taken a backseat the other thing we've also noticed the horoscopes and reading out Matt's horoscope in particular there's not a there's not a dip but it's sort of there's no spike like they used to be and to be honest my heart is not as invested in the horoscope compiling as it was last season it's more invested in the tinder adventures now we're gonna make room for that because that's huge and it's very time-consuming like I literally like for every conversation that I read to you guys there's probably 10 with that aren't worth reading because they'll just unmatch and I lose the entire conversation so it's very time-consuming so we've decided that there will still will still do horoscopes on the weeks where we don't have guests but I'm only gonna do Matt's horoscope because Matt has specifically requested it he wants that information out there so the horoscopes aren't gone completely they'll only be here for guests when guests are here if you disagree with any of this and there's outrage that who's the better brown is gone let us know in the comments because we don't know right I can guarantee I reckon people will be happy yeah people will be happy about that I like I hated that segment Matt was the only one pushing for it so yeah and there was a girl brown on last week and you were particularly happy about that what else has happened Michael and I tried to film a video on the weekend right where we got professional special effects makeup done to make it look like we have wounds on our faces and then we went out into public to try to freak people out but what we realized right was that it just like the wounds were they did look really good but they weren't gruesome enough because people just it just looked like we've been in a fight with someone yes we're gonna go even bigger we will put it out probably back up page yeah that's Sarah Moodle she helped us with that yeah she does really good special effects so and and we we specifically requested like oh don't go too gruesome because it'll get removed from social media but we realized we're not gonna get a reaction unless we've got like half our fucking face hanging off so you gotta go big so we're gonna go do it again we're gonna go big so that we spend our entire Sunday fucking filming a failed video not to mention that today tick tock we get a notification saying that our main Marty and Michael account with 3.6 million followers has been permanently banned I'm not sure if that's true or not because I posted a video like after that so I'm hoping it's just a glitch I've reached out to everyone at tick tock but that's fucking terrifying man it's like it's very stressful life being in the social media world and all because we had like like four videos removed over the last four months and two of them were from the store announcements videos they get removed for like the nudity and for sexual harassment which there's none of that in there so I'm thinking it's a fucking mistake but tick tocks is really shitted getting back to us so I'm hoping it's a mistake and I hope that we don't lose our tick tock and so everyone pray for us and keep our fingers crossed because there's stress coursing through my body and I'm a feeling my little heart down a little tickle tickle and gone oh what's going on up on your brain you do want a little flutter flutter we want a little flutter what are you pointing outside for Matt I saw somebody yeah mom's here all right she's dropping the van back off you're on you get her on the fucking podcast so you fucking want yep you watch you won't want to come on go tell her to grab that microphone oh I thought you had a fight yeah a fork and fluff give us an English accent go Peter's got the bread in the yard Peter's got the bread in the yard oh that's not bad I can do it when I think about it but not on the pressure but it was the tit melting one like send and say it got me yeah it was a bit too much yeah a bit too sexual I want some chocolate cake I can do it all day are you doing get off ruining my outfit look we have money on here temporarily she's just talking to this she's just talking to this month you're lean right in talk to it so people can hear hello everyone we're getting married in four weeks I'm getting used to our last name don't say it on air I don't want anyone to know what it is oh yeah when do we find that out it is it's bad yeah it's not a good last name but why do it then what do you mean it's not a good last name so it's better than brown please and I just wanted to show everyone the mods here and there she is by a cactus yeah do you want to shout out to your business if you need a cactus mons CCL on CCL underscore crazy crazy cactus lady CCL underscore cacti oh yeah it does stand so crazy cactus lady is that what he's meant to me I just thought you liked CCO it sounds like CC's the bag of you know I just made that up I didn't know that either and it's so much fun preparing for weddings isn't a mohawk I'm such a fun time organizing it oh no she's really stressed about that and it's all so much fun planning shit everyone have a laugh it's funny all right thanks babe bye what the fuck are we talking about failed pranks oh yeah so I was gonna say why don't they just um why don't they just not you know ban videos why don't they just let anything go on there wouldn't that be an easier option than man you're preaching to the choir man I like where we're literally a choir the Australian orchestra so and you're preaching to us right now and tiktok shit but anyway if you want to support us please like 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last week we were like oh comment which website video you want Matt to watch but we're filming this one now before with that podcast has come out so we don't know what you guys are gonna comment so we just picked one we thought that you guys would want and it did actually get the most votes in our group yeah I did a poll in there the other day yeah so like that is technically for client Matt has now watched that and he's gonna review that website video after Michael reviews his fucking shit movie that Matt gave him yeah shit other than that we got Matt verse Michael we got Jess and Maitland we got Tinder adventures and we got a whole fucking fuckload of fucking prank calls can't it's fucking crazy town up in here let's get up to the sponsors can't turn the grill up can turn the flames up can't fucking get the gas burning your fucking dumb bitch I'm away from the cameras you know be what I am your bum away from the camera I like holding my girls do you know that skin yeah I like that 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that I guess but yeah over 250 website videos on there and we're about to switch to a brand new website so fucking get ready shit's about to get a whole lot better on that website it's like calm and electro it's common and we're so excited to switch from this basic shit format that we have now that we search options and shit so you can actually search for the videos that you want to watch so you have to go through the 250 videos to find it's it's just it's a lot of good shit coming and it funds our lives and this podcast wouldn't be around without it so Matt sorry imagine the game Pong but it's like the second one of that Pong too okay I think that's the sponsors fuck yeah all right guys should we have another bomb yeah I reckon it's time for a big fat juicy one pack it thick down push it deep down into the can then when it's full get a bit more and sprinkle that on top yeah some of the dusties out of the bottom of the ground and then get a low-heat and fill your fucking lungs no way by the way 92 days sober without any alcohol or drugs just a little smiggle of weed yesterday and fucking just a little smiggle then about valium yeah look about it I did in over the last two weeks while I was receiving some test results I did dabble in the value so values aren't drugs Matt okay and like bro bro like look at me bro I'm like I'm fucking picture health calm are you guys ready for the most fucked important segment of our entire fucking world oh wow if a client it it's time for Matt verse Michael and this is where Michael and Matt go head-to-head and they battle each other for the most important bottle of mints that any man has ever created oh here it sits here it sits among us oh it is pure sucked in a bit it's God water it's God water all right the competition today for Matt verse Michael is who's better at spelling spelling spelling spelling these are the rules and now listen closely brown for I fear if you don't listen you will claim misfortune at the end all right you will paper scissors rock whoever wins gets to choose if the other one spells first or if they want to spell first with one person spells the word first if they get it right the next person has to spell the next word if the first person spelling the word gets it wrong the second person has a go at that same word and if it's both wrong we move on to the next word if one gets it right and one gets it wrong it's one nil okay do you understand that makes sense so far if you both get it right it's still zero all so it has to be one know the world over the other do you understand all right paper scissors rock to see who goes first but you like a little academic at school scissors paper rock I swear she's basic shit I'll go first no he won but he'll let me go first because he's scared he's nervous I can feel it doesn't matter who goes first it's completely up to you you might be an advantage because you might know that's if you get something wrong oh that's definitely a wrong way to spell he can go first all right the first word is conscious and I'll use it in a sentence the girl Matt was dating was barely conscious when they got home fucking okay c o n s c sorry sorry to interrupt keep going so conscious c o n s c o u s conscious and that is incorrect fuck there's an I know what I did wrong all right Matt Brown same word shit conscious conscious c o n c i o u s incorrect you're both incorrect wow we are both a clever you both were one letter off it's c o n s c i o u s i fucking skip the i like a decade it's still zero zero oh my god that was dumb next word who goes back to you back to you mark next word is knowledge and I'll use it in a sentence Matt's knowledge of concrete surpasses any man knowledge k n o w l e d g e knowledge that is correct all right Matt in order to stay in the race here you must now spell this this word correctly your word is something shit now you watch evacuate let me use it in a sentence the entire nightclub had to evacuate after Matt Brown had an erection evacuate e v a c u a t e ding that is correct that is correct wow well done everyone what did you not know that one Michael no no I was surprised he got it yeah I I'm proud of you Michael your word is nauseous or use it in a sentence I'm sorry Michael I feel that's not fair nausea or nauseous nauseous this is how I pronounce it I've never heard that word oh nauseous you can say it like that to you nauseous the girl was nauseous after Matt Brown suspiciously bought her a drink holy shit I'm gonna go with nauseous n a u s c i o us that is incorrect fuck that is incorrect all right brown for the loot it's hard I can see it in my eye I can see it there but I can see it in my eyes he said it is hard I'm difficult nauseous um let me know if you need in a sentence no I don't that's okay n a u s i o us incorrect oh you're very close matt it's e o us not i o us all right boys here we go man next word being dumb sorry that's a hard one elephant Michael elephant matt brown chased down an elephant after not having came for three days okay this should be I haven't spelt this for a long time but it should just be pretty easy I'm gonna go with elephant e l e p h a n t elephant that is correct all right matt to stay in the hunt oh man this is library matt brown never goes to the library because he's too busy having sex with prostitutes this is easy all right library li b r a r y fuck how did you know that that is correct my heart is pounding this is the most nervous I've been on this show running out of words I didn't think you guys would get this one so what is it like it's still zero zero oh okay no it's you know you got well too well you can call it to what I dare you take okay to all our hard work that's whoever wins the next one yeah wow all right Michael your word pronunciation oh fuck you the pronunciation of the word confused poor Michael and matt brown pounced on the vulnerable Michael and dragged him into his bedroom where he stripped his clothes poured cream all over his carpet and rolled him around similar to a spider catching its prey then put him on the bed and penetrated his ass holy fuck this word's tough pronunciation p r u n u n c e a t i o n pronunciation I think you got that incorrect that is a long long way off like a long and the fact that you said you think he's got it it makes me very worried for you we are all now dumber for having heard that spelling all right matt brown pronunciation let me know if you need it in a sentence shut up okay p r o u n c i a t i o n I don't I don't understand how you can be that far off both of you that was nowhere that that would have spelled like pronunciation or some shit no it's p r o pro none n u n pronunciation pronunciation so I should have just replaced the u with the o I did I did something else in there with you as well as something else fucked at the end it's c i a t i o n it was it's okay I know it's scary that they're not spelling well oh we're gonna get fucking right all right let's let's continue to move Michael your next word dilate oh fuck matt brown's eyes dilate when he sees a living breathing creature with an injury dilate d i a l a t e dilate incorrect that is incorrect oh here we go here we go all right matt brown this is for the win for the win that's exactly what I was gonna go all right join me to use it in a sentence no it's pointless can't be I can't believe I've lost this I have you lost it because you're about to win how I don't know what to do I know I just wanted to give you false confidence do I freak it's gonna be stupid boy hurry up all right this is gonna be wrong uh d i a l a dilate d i l a t e man you put that a in there like a fuck with the way he fucking pronounce it's like pronounce that's german yeah he's germaning it and it's becoming difficult for us all right i'm with you michael next word michael please is liquify oh shit dude i'll use it in a sentence matt brown will liquify your insides if you let him penetrate you you've got it liquify l i q u i f y liquify that i would go and i can't give anything away and though that is incorrect i can't give any i can't tell you how close or far away you were because it may give matt hints matt your turn liquify do you want me to use it in a sentence i don't know i don't even know l i q i f y why is it q there's always a u after q man liquify li q u e f y you said i i would be very close or i was going i can't believe there's an e i thought it was an i still think it's an i even though that's not that's wrong i still believe it's an i we could be here for a while yeah i don't know whether to like go harder or easier let's try now you're at a good level i think we'll now once never all right michael prostitute i'll use it in a sentence matt brown cornered 15 prostitutes fenced them in with wooden stakes and played heavy metal music at them for 15 hours straight before ravaging them at five minutes past midnight in some sort of satan ritual prostitute prostitute p r o s t i t u t e prostitute that's correct that is correct all right i've won i can't believe i've won because then the pressure's on you freak hahaha matt brown i've won you've lost this is going to be eight three after this dickhead sorry intelligence the prostitute chute showed great intelligence to outsmart matthew brown dropping crumbs and tampons to throw his scent off intelligence this is impossible for even me let alone you i know you'll get this wrong let's just go for it um think one l sh okay is he in your head yeah he is in my head now that's ruined me see now i'll call now i'll call oh man i'm happy i've won i want to suck your little balls i want to pop your little testicles oh i need to think no you can't uh now he's fucking i didn't fuck with you i know you know it's called winning and i'm about to bitch intelligence i n t e l e g e n c i did it it's double l dickhead intelligence i n t e double l i g e n c oh man wow michael is up eight three now eight three that's crazy fuck mate you got a lot of catching up to do and i'll tell you what man there are i have seen some of the subjects coming up and there is one i think you will kill it in oh so proud of movies shut up oh man i must say i feel good i'm like almost triple you that is fucking crazy yeah what did i say eight three is it wow matt come on come on like wow yeah all right fuck we must move along it's time we're gonna have a very quick bong break and then when we return you've had two bong break just wait it's a fucking high fucking fucking hell can't fucking hell can't wait we're gonna have a very quick but deep bong break and be back with matland and jess the concrete the concrete creators and we're back and looky looky who we have joining us it's going on friends if it isn't matland and jess content creators from brisbane who make silly little prank videos and little silly little vlogs and now silly little family videos don't you because you've spat out a kid and you've got a little sun hanging around somewhere don't you yeah i don't know where he is there's a pile of babies over there we've lost it is probably in and amongst them your last name is going to be Hanley soon uh probably in the next 10 years did take him a while to propose didn't it look this is the thing okay i said that i would propose after seven years like to myself a long time ago i was like okay i went seven years my lucky number okay so if someone can last seven years with me it's a keeper you know what i'm saying so i said the the seven year mark was where it's at shit went down obviously during the whole covid period and stuff like that watch that vlog that was very fucked up all that shit that yeah that was hectic dude yeah he had a string of bad luck right and you and how much money did you lose on those fucking dog cunts oh at the end i think lost in total i think it was like 20 something 20 some grand or you had no idea jess that all of this was going on um not really so you just thought mainland would be just walking around fucking angry and you be just like oh yeah that's that's just my normal he's a grumpy old man already i better not say anything or he'll hit me again she hates me explain the story so basically you organize the trip of all trips to the mall dives it's actually the moldies guys so 2020 you had this trip plan of it's the greatest trip ever yeah but then we all shut down for the flu yeah and basically then explain thank you michael uh yeah basically 2020 covid happened i had planned uh the the whole proposal thing in the mall dives where i would take just over there blah blah we have a great time it's so fun we don't have any kids we're just young fun people take some pingas right yeah um and then yeah the covid thing happened literally the day that we're meant to be flying out this is the fuck thing the day we're meant to be flying out i got a text message sorry 10 minutes before we were leaving our house we really had like our bags packed oh so you knew you were going somewhere i knew she knew she's gone somewhere i knew at the time like i had my bags packed we're literally going to the car and we got the message yeah yeah so i was like saying that my flights had been cancelled and i was like you're fucking kidding so i've got like because i was recording all the footage as well for facebook back then too so i've got all the old footage of like me being like okay yeah cool blah blah getting the tickets and then me getting the message and like yeah it's i watched it back and i was like fuck one my beard looked disgusting i was so homeless but two like the the emotions i guess it was pretty crazy just and then you're just like oh well if i can't get married i might as well have a fucking kid that is and then off you went to work it was it was it was i was in an accident or was that planned it was planned oh really so you guys like fuck it let's have a kid for that yeah yeah yeah i always said to jester we'd have a kid when like i was ready when when i had all the career and everything sorted out i knew what i wanted to do with life and um yeah and then that happened obviously just social media did you know just that he was going to propose the male of surely you must have had an inkling come on now this one right now yeah a little bit what about the one three years ago when you went because he always said he knew the exact date and i know seven he was like he's lucky number so so you knew oh my god did you know i am may 7th that's my birthday may 7th yeah that's got nothing to do with anything what would you say that do you the sevens and yeah i've actually got three sevens to do fuck oh my yeah i kind of don't like it it's mainly no yeah anyway so yeah now now now you're there you the trip happens but you had all the fuck arounds right so you basically you lost money on the accommodation because we lost through flight center or some shit yeah yeah we lost no it was like third party so like flight center went through another company called entire travel yeah fuck it so entire travel is fucked so ever ever book with entire not only that entire travel leave them a scalding review on google google reviews one star and say that their staff has been sexually harassing you very illegal they're involved in the drug trade and you've seen them kill puppies look i'm going to be honest like at the end of the day it only happened because like i finally like they did agree to it finally in the end they still stole fucking 14 20 if there was like okay imagine who's the lady that booked it for you i don't know do you have a vision of her no i went through like i should not went through like maybe 10 people oh well let's just say one of those 10 people in front of you right now you get a free hit would you do it they'll die okay would you do it though will you see me around house gig it's a jewel would fall yeah so so what's it like now being is it you know because everyone's always like um like you know oh yeah i'll have a kid one day and then they'll have a kid and they're like oh my god it's the best thing ever like seriously you don't know what it's like is it actually like that is it like has it changed your life now or is that all just fucking a horse shit that people think that they have to say because i've got a kid now you know i think it's a little shit sometimes yeah but like but but has it changed your your perspective on life now like 100 so it does do that 110 so you care less about like work shit about other shit oh you care less will you work oh no you always care a lot about work but you take time now oh yeah yeah yeah yeah whereas previously you would neglect your family to no end oh yeah but now he still does he neglects everyone else but is it is it hard to like get to gym and shit and do things that you want it like i'm scared that when i have a kid i'm never ever going to play golf again no maila went to gym this morning golf golf takes like four hours so um i still go to MMA and shit so like every well like four four nights a week or whatever three nights a week i go train for hanging out with them hanging out with the boys three four hours a day okay so having a baby it's still possible it's to still work but obviously you have to work you have to work less though then right yeah it's so much harder like i can scare the shit out of me oh yeah it will be it will be very hard to try and get shit done like you always have to be on top of things you know what i mean you always have to be watching out for your kid and just knowing where they are at all times yeah like if those are like if there's a kid around if they're around you have to be paying attention to them yeah yes but yeah wow you never know what's gonna happen you never know even where they're around no no there could be a child amongst us right now to be fair i always know like i can always feel his presence so like he was here now you can do it it's like heartstrings they just know and you always as soon as you see the kid in the room you make sure you give it attention you just whoa whoa whoa and immediately start breastfeeding it yes so so when did when did you guys meet by the way high school isn't it yeah yeah high school what year what year i think year nine but maintenance is year 10 and and like what were you guys like are we guys like was mainland like the jock at school is cool fuck look at me yeah fuck yeah fucking i'm wagon school today and smoking man he was and jess was like the jess was like the like the cheerleader pretty the pretty like the nerdy like she had like pigtails and glasses and the shy girl a mainland like made a bet with his mates he's like i bet you i could fucking turn her into the hot chick boys watch this shit i think it's like grease that's not grease at all oh yeah fucking of course i don't think it's she's all that either oh it's not isn't that i mean i think there's like 50 movies with that bring it on remember the movie bring it on that was a movie but anyway what happened at school mainland was a chubby and jess was the cheerleader and jess is oi oi bitches well i bet you i can make that guy high no no no when when i met jess i wasn't fat before that i was fucking fat really i was chubby you were fat do you have to meet you don't say like fat but i was definitely favorite food i didn't know that about you man what was your favorite food nachos is still my favorite food dude but when you're a little chubby buddy noodles um what are you telling me what my favorite food was when i was fat you didn't even tell me this all the time that you used to eat it i like migraine yeah there we go man i watched the video on migraine apparently it's so hard to digest those noodles no the oil they use is palm oil which is one of the hardest to digest yeah sorry all right so so you so what was the dynamic like at school you guys in the same class we're in the same like form class so like we'd meet each other at the start of the day i never really got to school when i did go to school i got there like i don't know half hour after it started so then i'd see you for like five minutes and then we'd go a separate ways but she was in like the footy group she was super cool blah blah blah so jess was like the cool chick at super cool the coolest and if you ask anyone if anyone from schools watching this right now you know she was the coolest and mainland you were like oh my god i hope i'm like popular enough one day that she knows who i am was that you that guy no i was um it's funny because when i was at school i would hang out like with different groups so like every now and then i'd go and like spend time with her group or whatever but then i would go and smoke a lot of bongs as well and spend time with do you want a bong no no you've changed your ways a lot hey you used to be a bit of a fucking fucking drug drughead very early on i find very early like like i don't know many people are doing bongs in high school yeah well it was different time when we grew up a little bit earlier but i swear now like and bongs are everything yeah it's so true i would i'd weed for the first time on the weekend and i didn't have a panic attack so my mental hurt must be well done anyway back to you guys so who made the first move like like did you just being the popular attractive high school like cheerleader chick see mainland the fat fat noodle suckin cunt in the corner and go and and think oh like have that was there something there like surely something happened so that's why mainland says that we met in year 10 because that's when i first like seen him and thought he was attractive and then mainland was still chubby in year nine so exactly so she's what she's saying she's shallow as far she didn't even see me when i was fat walking through it see you more i know i bumped into her in the corridor or she's a she wiped it off anyway well and then who started talking to who first i think we both did don't we both walk up to each other hey hey do you remember the first time like our first conversation yeah it was so magical um it was like Beyonce was playing in the background and so and then what you guys just started chatting became friends then you were like oh can i grab your number i thought you were gonna say something else like can i grab your t-shirt yeah we're just at high school and um yeah i just used to whenever i came to the group or whatever i'd flirt and guess and then and then what and then you guys you went to a little party you had a few drinks and then you hooked up one night and the boom the rest is history exactly did you ever take her out what was the first date like the movies or dominoes i was gonna say domino yep eagle boys yeah eagle boys down the road from my house took her there she didn't eat anything because she was scared to eat in front of me um really yeah mom's weird like that she's like taking big bites she only has little bites of things early on but now she'll eat properly yeah yeah yeah now just now just has like fucking like we have spaghetti or some shit she has 20 she eats like a pelican oh dude it's sure yeah it's disgusting she can't digest anything oh you said and then you guys started dating and then um and then who said i love you first mainland will he have this thing saying la because he didn't want to say love lie you bae lie you bae yeah it was so so bad but mainland did so he said lie you and then just you said lie you back i lie you a long time baby i think i i think i would have said love yeah i would assume so yeah and then and then what so what is your parents think of each other does does your do your parents love mainland is the mainland's parents love you as well are they is it all very very good it's been over the years yep because it's a it's a difficult thing i was always so i've been pretty good with parents but mon's parents mon's family is fucking legendary thanks fuck but like it's always scary went and because your parents and amber's parents met recently and mon's family and my mom and stepdad met as well and it's like it's always like i could be like fuck how's he's gonna work out how was yours fine they're mine was so good i can't ask for better yeah it so went so well thank god both our families are split so like both our parents are split imagine if your mom got with your dad and your dad got with your mom i've thought about it you should force that yeah or get the mums to hook up and the dads to hook up and then we could be brother and sister oh man that'd be sick that'd be so that'd be pretty cool matt browns calm down matt where's your glasses wow well um what else is well yeah so back to the melda i just want to get through my this is it just looks so exciting there was a slide there oh there's a slide at their their hotel right and it's on an island you can see through holes in the the the floor to look through to the ocean dude it was amazing how many nights were you there we're only there for like three nights um it was originally it was four nights but because of all the fuck rounds and stuff like that over the years that the hotel had gone up in price and shit so all up like it it cost like over 60 grand all up just for the three nights um so yeah i just i i didn't want to add another night in either because of isan and stuff like that and yeah so it's hard and so so when you guys started getting together you know you's both had just separate jobs and then all of a sudden matelyn woke up and was like you know what i want to start making videos what did you think about that jess i hated it yeah because with my my girlfriend before mine as well because well dirt poor i was like borrowing her car to uber on weekends like i looked like shit i'd eat like one five dollar dominos much better now because because i was just such a fat just fucking unhealthy poor just had to borrow money off her so she was also like stop the video shit a lot of people were so i get it so you were you were like that too you were like don't fucking even go down that route when did you start making content um we were late without we probably sell like 20 25 i was yeah i mean eight years ago eight years ago so um in fucking 20 2015 well super late well i was i was like five years ago i think like because back then too i wasn't being myself either like it was real cringy so yeah well it's hard to find your your niche it takes a while yeah so you were against it and then i hated it and then what at what stage was it like oh this is this is actually a good idea when i started fucking making money pretty much yeah the money makes well we had you come at it and film for us first but were you making money from your own shit before then a little bit you were you were still making yeah i was making a little bit of money but not really like yeah um because i started doing all the pranks and shit more when i started hanging out with you guys i was still doing skits and shit when i was hanging out with you guys as well and then yeah transition more to the pranks and stuff and yeah i remember you working and then eventually you phased your work out you're working less and less at the factory and then eventually you could go full-time social media and then it was like fuck yeah that's like when like when people are like oh i can't do this i can't do that because like i have a job and shit like that like i used to work fucking how much was like it was like 12 hour days five days a week or six days a week um and then still i'd come home and i'd edit or i'd film or some shit isn't that funny Matt that someone has a full-time job and then also creates content on the side yes yes there's a direct attack on you sorry your work ethic anyway sorry yeah i did that i did that for ages and then a new job same thing new job same thing and yeah i just kept cutting down hours uh and getting different jobs like i went at willies when i was working for you guys and that was just casual warehousing and shit so it was good money but i could also lower the hours and do you know edit your shit or whatever and then um when did you start getting in with Jess where you were like oh fuck that seems like a fucking sick life i want to fucking do that shit too we started actually when covid hit so when we oh is that when you started making vids what were you doing before that um social media at mainland's mum's gym so i was doing the social media oh yeah so you can dip your toes in it and that's how you sort of figured it out well that's good good story about that actually was the time that we started mainland x jess perfect fucking time okay so it's when covid um like was just beginning the march was when covid like went into full swing lockdowns happened and shit like that works were closing down and shit left and right february we were in new zealand and i was like oh like i could see shit happening i was like and i could see like analytics wise videos were starting to get a bit fucked and stuff and i was like oh okay we need to like i need to think of something else and then i was worried for jess too because i like i was starting to see works were starting to close and stuff like that and so we were in new zealand i was like we should like we should do like a couples thing and then that might be able to get you out of doing what you're doing as well just in case like shit does hit the fan um and yeah like i'm not going to say i predicted covid i predicted covid wow wow holy fuck that's crazy just like a lot of people did remember no just me well look end of the day there's trees there's plants there's people there's bugs houses there's countries there's land well said michael and and just to just to add on that um what would you say the hardest thing about being a content creator is the hardest thing i think like the stress like money it is stressful isn't it when it's going to stop you don't like well you guys will know like when you start hiring staff and shit that's why the most stressful you start hiring staff especially when they're family or friends and stuff like that and you have to make sure that you're keeping on top of everything to be able to provide for your family their family like you know what i mean yeah and it's a very public thing like usually if there's a business isn't doing well not everyone knows about it whereas if if you're you're a content creator and you should start to go on down everyone knows about it to the views and constant pressure and and and there's no there's no ceo or someone that can take in and take over a company once the content creator goes everything else is fucking gone so there's just a constant just stress that just presses and squeezes you and that's why so many content creators burn out and put a fucking shotgun in their mouth or their heart they start stressing about heart stuff yeah exactly right so what would you say your favorite video is that you've ever done oh dude uh a vlog hands down a vlog the pranks are fun and all but also like they just get so repetitive and shit you know what i mean like if you're doing pranks constantly you just fucking starts to get on the nerves but vlogs hands down i fucking love them like any vlog that i make i enjoy but i think the meldives one was probably up there yeah now fuck it them up the meldives chip it's probably my favorite one it's the most work i put in took me like six days and just yeah it was man i want to go there just from seeing that place i was like holy shit it looks so good and that's what makes the video good bro if you see the video and you're like i want to go there because i made it look good you made it i was almost to say something say hello hi isn't oh shit my son's here oh we didn't see you there mate wait is this your first time coming in all right all right a couple more questions guys so um so and this is for both of you all right mainland if you had to kill jess or eizen who would you kill yeah how would you do it and then same for you jess if you had to kill mainland or eizen you how would you do it okay did you want to start yeah we've already discussed this i would kill mainland um how though i haven't thought about this this is our normal conversations at night when we get bored you haven't told me how yet though so this will be interesting maybe like something peaceful so it's not that bad maybe like drowning what the fuck well i have to do it man that's not peaceful turning would be maybe just like like over to over like shillards are sleeping pills and then when he's asleep then gently roll him into the water but if you're holding him under the water the whole time i'm not gonna be pregnant that's not very peaceful i definitely kill jess but i think like it'd be more something like um i'm ready for this whoa i was gonna be real chill so like it's late at night okay we're driving home you're drunk as fuck i don't drink dude i want heroin so we're driving home i've just had a couple doses of heroin i've said to jess hey can you please go out and get the stick out from the the light because the stick in the light she walks out okay she goes in front of the car oh actually can you check under the car she walks walks she crawls under the car i drive boom boom boom boom boom boom i've hit her with a lot of wheels because semi truck then she's just maimed though she's still alive walking behind what do i have to do chuck that baby reverse it's a truck it's hard to drive i'm in reverse now i'm going backwards real fast like not that it's a truck i hit her again and then she's basically unconscious but you still see movement she's still alive she's like steven hawking she's now like steven hawking she keep her i find out she's smart first if she's gotten smarter because she has less body movement now it's all in her brain has to use all brain power if she's gotten smarter she can make us more money right if she then you kill isan so i if she's steven hawking her then you kill isan but if she's not steven hawkings then you continue to kill her i'm just going to be fair i'm just going to shoot you in the head all right that's fair that's fair and just quick and easy yeah not quick yeah a bit faster than the first one starting your foot and the work she's way up your body it's like you did to your start of the feet and make your way up oh very good all right i always like leaving on a question of how to murder all right guys well um thank you very much for coming on and um guys if you haven't seen their content madeleine x jess on facebook on youtube madeleine hanley on facebook and youtube they've even got instagrams and um and uh tiktoks they've got tiktoks as well find them on all platforms and give a look and young and dumb if you want to buy some merch and have a look at isan grow up okay everyone have a look at isan grow up aren't you interested in seeing a small boy grow up over a very long period of time man he's going to be so good for him imagine when he's like 18 he's going to see the progression of him yeah i know he can look back and be like fuck i can't believe you subjugated me to being in front of a camera for all of these in my life and i really didn't want to get so fucked up he would probably be on cocaine and stuff like that mccauley cork anyway i'm so famous he's a good in choose his channel i didn't fucking choose his life anyway i'm so glad home alone five we'll just we'll just home alone where's he now i don't know i don't see him the whole time i'm not sure maybe i'll go find him all right guys we're gonna have a very quick bong break and say goodbye to our guests and we'll be right back weren't wasn't that great matt what madeleine and jess they've just left sorry do you want another bong yep bong break all right guys i'm fucking losing that it is time for war matt are you ready are you ready to change your life for the better and be more positive matt brown it's tender adventures with matthew brown i can't believe ti and joe we have matt's tinder ha ha ha matthew brown has lost control now these women will lose their souls that is the tinder jingle and this is a segment where matt and i have taken over matt's tinder because he's shit at finding chicks and so we're gonna do it for him and i go through tinder pretending to be matt brown and have conversations with these women and now we're gonna read them live to show matt how easy it is i've sent how many women through an extra three women your phone number this week and ones wanted to catch up with the date with you tomorrow be honest tell them yeah we showed the photo of one that we gave the nobody wants to catch up with me for a date what are you talking about yeah we gave a number didn't you i haven't gotten any texts except for that one that's what james told me i thought maybe we showed a photo of one that we gave his number away to and he denied it very quickly look matt this is he can't beg his can't be choosers yes i can look well even even though he's he's he's choosy i'm sending every week i'm not kidding this is working i'm sending him two or three women to his snapchat or his phone it's happening every week so we will continue this is much better than that fucking shit segment last year with bachelor brown because this is actually working that was one woman a week this is like fucking 50 a week i'm going through and funneling to he actually i disagree i disagree because i went on a walking date with jasmine and i'm at isla so that's more successful yeah yeah talking about fucking 40 episodes we're only bloody three episodes into this right sorry give a time that's don't lie give a time all right here we go your first conversation also stop giving out my number without checking with me also i've got like six people have added me to snapchat and i haven't added any of them see why six people it's even someone i'm just not doing it why because you won't show me photos why you sending me in the dark man i reckon you should just you should definitely just put a ring on one of them after what you show me today you guys have what was wrong with no hope no hope of getting me to agree to anything what was wrong with that girl i prefer not to say oh brown my brown brown brown make that girl you're brown brown where's one we can start with all right here we go look this remember that pretty girl um i showed you you're like oh well she's actually quite one i said can you try with that one yes that one exactly this is what's happened so matt starts the conversation what's wrong and then she replies with me yeah like what's the catch here oh i don't know if i'm supposed to laugh or not but there but isn't one there isn't one but i could create one i just drew a really detailed pic of a man giving birth to a fully horned horse and he's holding an axe above his head because he knows it's an abomination of nature it's pretty artistic i can show it to you this weekend i found that the fastest way to get to know someone is by going to the beach and getting sucked out into the ocean in a rip together can you not just be honest look if i didn't have plans this weekend i would definitely be interested in seeing the drawing however the ocean thing maybe not i just feel like that's a situation you should only find yourself and with people you'd you really trust yeah the drawing is making people get upset and angry with me it evokes like an intense negative energy it sickers oh please tell me she did not write back oh yeah getting sucked out into the endless ocean with a panicking screaming stranger would be such a sick unique date i honestly think it's worth trying and she hasn't replied i thought you're gonna try i nearly got you a fucking horrible i got you and i'm getting sucked out in a rip for you first yeah that'd be fine you'd really get to know someone you are the biggest piece of shit man you'd really get to know someone quickly though wouldn't you you'd know like yeah you'd know their values and because it's a life or death oh yeah didn't brown go i was fine because i grew i grew up at the beach i'm okay with it but yeah mono was out swimming and he goes we're in trouble and he started yelling out for help so i my poor decision was and because i was friend is my friend i swam to him and um and soon as i got to him he like clenched onto my arm and i took all my strength the whole myself and him up and uh and then some surfers came and he swam to the surface and i was gassed it would be scary i nearly fly i was saying yeah we nearly fucking i nearly would you do a fucking competition where we go out to who you can go the furthest out in the ocean yeah i've just pitched that to you before that's insane i probably wouldn't get very far though you'd probably yeah i'd be a i'd pitch out pretty quick sorry anyway let's fucking move move along enough to hear more of how you fucked my dating i had to quit my tinder i don't know if i said that last time i've completely shut down my other tinder because the i've been getting matches from people who've already matched you so you got why you have two tinder kids yeah anyway anyway let's fucking move on all right here we go tabby matt starts the conversation can i see you i glued my shin bone to my chest such a wild night i got dragged down the road too i'm a dirty little princess it's hectic where's your house oh fuck oh fuck lol good eye catching starter of the conversation oh well he's sure you want to know with where this princess lives uh catching eyes is a special skill of mine i've had them thrown at me at great speeds and yeah it would be cool to know your address so i could drive by and look through your windows and shit haha fair enough my address will be a story for another day that is there will be one winking face how's your week going my gills fluttered like a butterfly's wings when i read that i'm hassling my mother and telling her to shit in the shower she gets so freaked out it's stylish she did not reply to that but i think i can save it don't worry is she a pretty yeah she's quite pretty yeah i don't have a look look we always do this no let's just move on all right fuck you and you're looking i just want to see just listen oh man i had a really matt started this was a strong one to start with her name's eve so matt starts with create something for me even just an acrostic poem would be enough to swell my ankles and so her acrostic poem is so i would like to try although my moral compass says no or rather it says take pause and consider that in fact i am not a chat gpt oh how did i go don't you enjoy a meticulously crafted not rhythmic poem is that what she said yeah yeah can you unmatch that just listen oh fuck that you always ruin the conversations now people have lost their train of thought thought i actually foamed for my gills a bit reading in thank you minds this brock rough stash broxton where are you sip till ish frucksug and she didn't run back to her did she she did not reply to that brock rough suck stash broxton where are you sip till ish frucksug backstab it's like half english half gibberish ah that's the best one you've done yet dude that is the best one you've done here we go this one's called this one this lady's just titled see can you say it one more time I can't I can't okay. All right here. We got Matt starts the conversation with fully forgot my nephew's birthday today Family's so pissed at me. Do you ever do coke? And she did not reply Was she pretty? No, she was oh look. I'm not gonna say I'm gonna judge these All right, this girl is called Sarah Jessica. I love your spirit so badly. I sense a closeness between us It's so hectic and shit and weird and shit Do you sleep in I get up at like 4 p.m. Some days. It's hectic as shit Well a first message that says shit three times how interesting Yeah, what about the other words I used I said I said I three times as well I shit three times I feel so comfortable with you. It's making me scratch my scalp really hard. Hey, what's your fave word? Haha, I guess that is so I'm really enjoying our convo. I feel like I can just be myself around you. It's so rare for me Hey, haha, do you have a fax machine? I just drew the funniest picture of a man giving birth to a horse and I want to show you Damn, it's out of power. I can have an etch a sketch so you can always redraw it for me Look enough with a small talk. I want to get to know you deeply when's the last time you cried and why Oh Like a few little tears or like heart egg sobbed A full blunt sob with like snot bubbling out and phlegm strength stretching me around your mouth And then she replied something quite sad so I don't feel comfortable reading on and then oh, please and then I um, please She told the truth. Yeah, she didn't wish. She just said that her father passed away and And then recently and I was like, oh, I'm actually really sorry and then I left that at that Oh, that's very mature of you because it's giving the acoustic Can we please send that to her? No Have to read that again before this segment's over at the end All right, here we go. These are gone. All right, here we go Kirsty and she starts his conversation so you know it's going to be good Hey there, how are you? Wax my back today and there's always little bits of wax I can't reach Then my shirt sticks to them and it makes me so fucking angry like I'm talking full rage Hey, my face goes red and I scream and nearly pass out and shit My knuckles are bleeding, but I don't really care because I'm used to intense pain Hey, do you watch home and away? What did I just read? Oh, sorry. Sometimes I ramble when I've smoked meth, but home and away is pretty sick Remember when Alf Stewart hit his wife fucking intense episode Uh still smoking meth? No, I only do it like two or three times a week. I'm careful with it I don't want it to become a problem. Have you ever tried it? It's like having pure happiness flood your brain like the that tidal wave that hit barley or whatever Ever seen limitless the movie. I'm kind of like that on meth Smart decision wouldn't want to have an addiction and message people all these crazy messages all the time Yeah, just three to five times a week in it is enough for me. I find you so intriguing What was the last argument you had? What was the last argument you had about and who was in it? I want all the details, please Haha, good idea still need to be able to function in life Look, I don't know how I'm intriguing when we've only spoken about meth I don't really argue with people. So I don't really have any details for you either So apart from meth getting up too much It's just intriguing that you aren't being intriguing. There's not many people out there that choose to not be intriguing anymore And it's just refreshing and intriguing Oh My last argument was three days ago And I fully got in this guy's face because he thought I cut in line at the post office When really I just left the line briefly to grab a pen It got it got so fucking heated. Hey, I was like, whoa, I could fully have smashed that con if I felt like it Huge big slits in my gills too I think he should become a writer Oh, that's so funny that he said that my dad was actually a poet You know twinkle twinkle little stars. He used to read that to me Ha, thanks for the laugh. You sound like the perfect person to be around for a laugh Oh, yeah, if I had any friends that would definitely say that too. I reckon I'm squelching fresh dog shit in my hands to freak out the neighbors. They've fully left the park She didn't reply reply Yeah, I think she's a lost cause who would reply to half the messages you sent. Yeah, she does sound like she's Do this group. All right. Lisa has opened the conversation with that is quite some profile by you If you think that's crazy You should see my arms after I was attacked by a pit bull two days ago Only just got out of hospital. It was hectic as fucking shit I was fully screaming for help for like six minutes one of my arms You could see my bones my jaw broke from screaming so hard That is quite a shitty start to the weekend. Are you okay? To be honest. I'm having some anxiety about it all I've never even realized that I use my arms for so many things I literally used to think arms with just fucking pointless hanging weird things But like I get it now the fucking wireless shit and fuck me. It's off chops and shit Hopefully hopefully I get function full function back so I can go and confront that dog could have been worse though Have you ever seen koala's fire youtube? It's fucking hectic as fucking shit Oh Is it weird that I can say I've seen koala's fire? I can't imagine it wouldn't have it would have been the most pleasant of experiences Is it bad that my initial inside voice wanted to reply with pics or it didn't happen? No, not weird at all I used to catch the koalas and place them on there on each other's backs just to watch them fight I've spent so many weekends over the last 10 years doing that. It's kind of like my hobby I had a massive youtube channel before it got taken down Yeah, I can send you pics of my arms if you want. How do how do I do that on tinder? You know, that's not the weirdest hobby. Someone could have Ah, see that's the kicker with tinder. You can't send pics totally makes sense Means unsolicited dick pics are harder to share I can describe my dick to you if that makes it easier right now It's kind of soft and curved resting on my left thigh My black pubic hair comes up like 80% of the way up my shaft and the end of my dick is like purple It's better when it's hard. But yeah, that's pretty much it Oh, and my balls are massive bigger than any other dude's balls that I've ever seen and there's been like, what about you? It's not her waist, you're all back There's no way Purple timpani the black hair is she didn't reply? No, she didn't reply to that one. Damn All right, this girl starts with very playfully very playfully what I had bet you fucking ruin it Fuck mary kill Caitlyn Jenner John Wayne Gacy Michael Jackson Lol, that is such a good way to start a convo especially with me. You wouldn't even believe the story I have I'm not indirectly involved, but someone very close is I'm all ears My uncle's best mate lived in the us and actually hooked up with Caitlyn Jenner And I'm pretty sure he killed Michael Jackson. I'm like 90% sure how crazy Come on. Surely you can do we can do better than that surely What's a disturbing but funny story someone has told you if it's good I'll tell you what happened to my best friend when she was casually dating a guy off this app That story I told you was on international news My mom got her breasts groped in public because they found out it was her brother's best friend They groped her breasts around in circles and kept yelling at her that that literally makes a fuck whole sense But I'll roll with it Why are you up so late? Look a Michael Jackson fan found out that my mom's uncle's best mate was involved with the death of Michael Jackson And groped her breasts in a in public in a circular motion She was so traumatized for ages, but the guy ended up doing a few months time for it Wild hey I was up because there's a certain flower that only blooms at night and I wanted to draw it It only comes from a cactus Have you ever drawn anything before? Oh, what color? Well, my brother's friends uncle's cousins kid won a competition to go to the neverland met Bubbles the psychotic chimpanzee. You're untameable. I love that you have an artistic touch I used to draw a lot when I was in lockup just to get a lot out of my system Freeform scribbles Banksy style are occasional artistic hate mail to people. I hate it because I hated them Well, do you know any languages? What's a day in the life of a podcaster like blah blah blah And Yeah, I can speak some German and believe it or not. I can understand what dogs want I wouldn't say to speak their language, but I can definitely communicate with them I nearly went on a car and a feather TV show for at once, but they stopped replying to my emails Go on then speak German blah blah blah Ich bin sehr groß Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's with the defensiveness as though Oh Oh, they don't be thinking so I said in German. I am gross and she replies Oh, they're there. Don't be thinking you're gross Matt sweetheart Sometimes I cry about lost little kittens in the world all alone with no kitten gang to be a part of You speak German. What the fuck? Why don't you fucking say anything? I understand some German words only because it's mixed in Yiddish. I'm a mysterious Jew so hot I want to know everything about you now. What's your brass eyes? And that was today Oh Yeah, that sounds potential. Yeah, even though you're quite rude to her blah blah blah Fucking blah blah. That's very good Holy shit So there are just a couple of screenshots here just a couple of messages and replies For for conversations for you guys to look forward to hopefully next week when these conversations progress So this girl says hello, sir Brown Princess Beck curtsies to the royalty that receives this message So she's referring to you saying that you're the king brown in your bio. That's pretty cool You said i'm king brown in my bio. Yeah, just listen king brown offers his hand to young princess back and she kisses his rings King brown beckons to a seat at his royal brown table and they take a seat So princess back What brings you to my brown castle? And I was literally right before this podcast Oh, I'm excited for that. It's exciting You can see that leading to like role play where he kisses our soul All right, so this girl again messaged first. Hi matt Matt replies So many fucking flies on my chicken I can't even hit a chicken sandwich outside anymore without having like 80 flies buzzing around me It's so frustrating. I can't help tensing my neck. What's the most? What's the most you've ever been swollen? So we'll see we'll see what that progresses to that could be something Here's another one that I think has potential She replies she messages first. Hey, uh, how are you? Just chipped my tooth standing behind a fucking horse that bucked. I'm so angry right now I probably shouldn't even be on tinder. I need to calm down Stupid fucking horses. They don't even do anything. You can't eat them. You can't milk them You can't teach them any tricks cars away faster. What's the fucking point of the dumb cunts? Just massive dumb animals Anyway, sorry, it's just frustrating Fucking shit tails too. They're just basically just long hair Like they don't even have feet. They're fucking rocks or some shit instead My mouth is so swollen fucking dumb fucking horse shit, man. How are you? She wrote back That is one of the best ones yet Hahaha Like a kid like a kid. It's just so angry Very good All right This one is one where I gave her your number. Hey, man. I'm flick Well, why does it say your name is fel? Is that a is that a bot or a hacker? Usually super hot chicks are just bot bots and shit. Let me guess you've got an only fan. Do you want me to subscribe to? Fel for felicity, but get get called flick and only fence page. Yeah, right No need for such talk and 40 years old and have self-respect. Good luck Oh, holy shit. You're a real person Fuck I fully stood up in my office and was like looks like I got another bot on tinder and sat back down A few people laugh, but most kind of ignored me. Haha. It was hectic So what's the funniest tragedy you've ever seen? Fuck I'm definitely real and too and too old for games or to be fake Funny prick shut up flick funniest tragedy. Jeez I'll think about that That the biggest tragedy for me would probably be getting on this website lol Oh, true Mine would probably be watching a truckload of sheep driving on the highway And the back door popped open and all the sheep just started pouring out onto the highway at like 120 kilometers an hour It was hectic No, she did she did and she said oh my god, you're mad Haha, I'm going to try to leak account if you want to chat more and then send her fucking phone number Oh, wow Oh, fuck. Yeah, but she does sound like a bit annoying Fuck that. He's good I just imagined that imagine seeing all these sheep just pour out on the highway Um king wait before you finish this. I need to hear that Frack russ stash bradstone, where are you scepticalish frack sag That giggled a bit Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the last post the best Oh, oh my god That is so good Another weak down and another number in the book mad brown. Well, she hasn't message me Fuck that's advice where are you? She didn't reply, that is some of the best shit I've ever heard dude, oh my god man, I'm crying. Oh my god I love it. It's not even, how's that even working? He got numbers. No, apparently I got number and it was from Flick who sounded horrible. Oh man, I hate it. That is so good. That is so fucking good dude. Oh look at that tattooed on me. I want that as my ringtone. I want that in my life. That's the spell of my soul. Are you high? No, yeah. Man, I fucking love that dude. Alright, sorry I said that. I love that fucking poem so much. Thank you, thank you for creating that. Oh, that is fucking, I'm going to just listen to the back to that always. She make it your ringtone. Oh my god. Your poem has brought such joy. Dude, look at me. One more time please. One more time. No, it won't be funny if I do it again. It has to be replayed by the viewers. Oh my god dude. Look, we're getting there Matt. We're not getting anywhere. Alright, let's move on. Let's move right along. Kay, we've got a list of a few little things left to do. Let's see Q and I before the Q and I bong. And we're back. Questions and answers. Questions and answers. We'll have a question and answer with you. As you sit and you watch and you smoke all your billy bongs. We'll have a question and answer with you. Oh, that's fucking disgusting. That's what I do with my jingle. Alright guys, if you want to answer your question, please comment down on the muddy muck of fully actual YouTube channel. We answer the most likes questions first, and we go down the fucking list, alright? So if you have a scroll through and like the other questions you want us to answer, and I might take this opportunity to please ask you to like, comment, and subscribe, fucking smash that subscribe button, fucking king hit it in the back, in the base of the skull, dropping it to its knees, and continue to stomp its skull. Really fuck that like and the subscribe button. I really fucking smoosh it to peace, cunt. And fucking stomp that five star review fucking thing on Spotify too, because he's been staring at your girlfriend's tits all night, and he fucking deserves an elbow that can't. Baritishka. Alright, first question is from Nuck. Which website episode are you the most ashamed of? Probably the Jackson, the date with Julian and Jackson where Michael and I had to try and make them throw up. Yeah, there was a bit of shame after that one. And there's been a few where there's been like just straight out shame. The popcorn one the other day was a bit shameful when we were sitting out there just going, feeling through our own shit. Oh, I don't mind that. Yeah, I know. So yeah, there's been a few moments where it's like, man, I don't know if like, I just picture like the worst person in the world seeing it. Or sometimes I worry like, oh, what if, you know, when Esther's in high school or something, one of her friends is like, look at your fucking sick fuck dad. Yeah, well, man, let's just not think about that. But then I'll just say to her like... Money. No, I'll just tell her the intent of everything we do is to get a laugh. So as long as the intention is good, comedy is subjective. Matt Brown thinks the drugs is fucking hilarious. Cut that, Connor. Trying to stay fucking not... All right, just bleep it, Connor. Don't cut it because I really like Matt's reaction to it. Just bleep my words. Look at how he's dead. Imagine if he's going for... I can't hold the computer. He's going for the audition for the Lion King. That's how he rocks up the musical. That's how he rocks up. Go on. Next question is from Matt C. Does Matt know mints was taken from the bottle? I do now. Yeah, you got... I didn't at first. Yeah, just... Actually, that was a bit of shame. If you want to go back to the old question, when we... Let's just say that, man, it's weird knowing that you've had Matt Brown's... Mints. Mints in your eyes. But I don't feel as ashamed about that because it was your idea to do that. I kind of had no choice to go through that. So I don't feel as much shame. Like it fully stinks. It stinks as well. We can't really say CUM, even though we say it heaps. But his mints stung my eyes and I did not like that. And that felt shame. It has been in there for over a year. Yeah, I know. And then I started thinking bacterial eye diseases. I hope so. Man, that's one thing I can... When we did what we did... Actually, we shouldn't because it hasn't come out yet. That was a bit of shame too. Actually, there is a shitload of shame. Since we're moving away from more pain, we're doing more gross. And so there is a bit of a shame involved in the gross sometimes. But so, yeah, thank you, Matt. But the reason why Matt Brown's mints bottle has been reduced in volume is because there was some taken out for a stunt in a website video. Sorry. Which followed Cullen Marshall's question, why does a mints bottle look like it's shrinking? That's... There you go. Then answer that question. Watch your websites. You know what. Sorry. Matt's writing. He's writing. He's a lion. That would be like the really like the back line in his pride. Next question is from Hunter Height. Question for the pod. Has Matt ever ran into a previous hub on a dating app? I feel like I have. I haven't got any good stories for it though. Statistically, he just would have. I've definitely, like, accidentally matched with him and then not realise who it was. And then I've unmatched him. I just had a thought. Imagine if I, like, matched with someone like that. Matt knows really well. Like his mum? No. Not like someone that he dated for a while. Like that knows him quite well. And then I start speaking like that. That is fucking crazy. I need to give you a list of people from work in case they... Yeah, no. If whenever they do say that. But they might not. No. I've had one chick already be like, oh, go along the lines of, oh, we've matched again or something like that. And speak like she knew you. And I immediately sent her a picture of my dick. That's good. Hunter Hyde also followed that up with a question saying, will the brown ever find love? Here's what I think. There's your fucking love. That's the love you fucking get, you cunt. Hey, fucking someone clip that and put that on fucking YouTube. You fucking cunt. Oh, snippy, snippy. Very good. Yeah, it may be. Look, maybe, but there's a high chance probably not. I think, I think I answered that question perfectly. Yeah. He'll find a bunch of gas with gaps in it. We're about to say a bunch of gay. Really? A bunch of gas gaps. But yeah, there you go. Next question is from Langer. How many likes would it take for you boys to smoke DMT on the podcast? We were talking about this the other day. That's a good way to look at it. How many likes? Look, if this podcast, like, cause you know, on average, we say we get like 500 to 1,000. Dude, there's no fucking way. Am I going back there? Wait, so are you telling me that if we got one million likes on a podcast, which would blow our fucking careers out of the water? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. So let's start there and work down to what an acceptable number is to you. 500 likes. 500 likes? We get 500 likes. You're joking. Cooper just left. Cooper, there goes wrong. See you, Ryan. Bye, Ryan. Bye, Ryan. Look, I... 10,000. You wouldn't break through though. You haven't broken through to the fucking end. I'll try my very best. I'll try my very best. And like, if you do, you go, remember this is live either. If you do something weird and get your cock out, we can just cut it. We fuck. We fucking... Am I going to be mad on this bit? So, am I going to be strapped in this? I'll do it. Okay. I'll do it up in drug tests because it's already in your body. I'll do it if Matt does it. How many likes would you do it for Matt? And just honestly, think about this. He can't smoke. He can't smoke a bomb though. No, he won't break through. Yeah, but just try. I know how to smoke a bomb. Yeah, but I can't see fucking pulling it well. And... Bring it on. I reckon I could pull better bongs in you. I guarantee. I've got the lungs to do it. Wait, wait, Matt. DMT doesn't show up in drug tests. I promise because it's... And it's fucking... It's not even illegal, I think. Look, let's just answer the question. Okay. So, let's start. I'll throw a number out there. 10,000 likes. Yeah. That's huge. I want 50. 50,000 likes. We don't get the fucking views. Look, then we don't get the DMT. How about let's go realistic. 5,000 likes. If everyone shared... You're naive and scary because that's very achievable. It's everyone shared. If everyone that watches shared it, there's a high chance. How the fuck do you trash that? We can't track that. You're being untracked. I reckon, okay, 10,000 likes and we'll do it. I agree. 10,000 likes on a podcast and we'll do it. I will halve it to 25,000. It's not going to happen. Oh, Matt can look after us then. 10,000 likes and Michael and I will smoke DMT. I'll go 20. I'll probably... Oh, fuck, man. It will be scary. I'll do it first. It's settled. If it hits 10,000 likes on this podcast or any? No, on just any podcast. Okay. So, any podcast gets 10,000. You guys will do it. If it hits 20,000, I will join in with them. Okay. What about this podcast? Should we just say 10,000? Yeah, well, I really don't want to do it. 10,000. All right. That's because we know that that won't happen. We did get 10,000 views. Yeah. I imagine if everyone liked it, then we... That would never happen. But yeah, okay. 10,000. If this podcast gets 10,000 likes, we'll smoke DMT. And if any podcast in the future gets 10,000 likes, we'll smoke DMT on the podcast. If things get weird... What if we have to blow it all up? Yeah, if things get weird... Yeah, we do. If you smoke, just get rid of the bong, and then you're like... Okay, all right. And then we'll talk about what we saw. Then we see God. All right, next question. Oh, fuck it. I'll do it with 10,000. Okay, yes. Now, I'm keen if you're in, because it's like, oh, Brown's first time. I want to be with you. Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, fuck it. Oh, man, I love... I love... Man, imagine, Marty, you're breaking through. You're just not the same anymore. I just never come back. You're just really serious when you come back. Man, that's the thing. That's the life-changing shit, anyway. Next question is from Captain Falcon. Is the video of Marty repeating the yelling, Matt... Is it coming? I'll get it and go. Get it out of the way. Come on. Show me. I wanted to answer the question. Slow it down. Everyone be silent. It's not March. It's not March. That's why I took my headphones off. I'm nearly blacked out. I'm nearly blacked out. I'm nearly blacked out. I'm blacked out. I'm nearly blacked out. I'm blacked out. I'm nearly blacked out. I'm nearly blacked out. Yeah, dude. It happened while we were twitching the other night. Yeah, we were twitching the night and he was out of control. Matt and I twitched on Saturday night. Yeah, if you want to see us live or more content, go to our Twitch, Marty and Michael. It's kind of like our podcast just... Which is the answering question. Which is just us, our dynamic playing games and talking shit. And usually Friday, Arvo to evenings and sometimes throughout the week or weekend. Who knows? Marty and Michael on Twitch. Me and Marty jumped on and Marty could not stop farting. It was crazy. Everyone was cheering me on. It's a great time. Matt kept talking about that girl he had sex with. He doesn't want to talk about it in case she hears about it. Oh, yeah, I did. All right, next question. Oh, that's all the questions. All right, well, let's move on. Yeah, the cheesecake shop girl. Matt. She was lovely. He wanted her to hear this. All right. Sorry, so the question was from Captain Falcon. Do you have Marty repeatedly yelling Matt down while you're playing golf on your website? Is that on your website? No, it's not. That wasn't extended. That wasn't... No, that was... Look, that was just like 20 Instagram stories that I was like, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. So I just downloaded them all, stuck it together and put it on Facebook. That wasn't on our website. It's on Facebook or Instagram? I think it's on the Instagram on there. Yeah, Instagram and Facebook. And TikTok. It was on main Facebook? I can't even remember. I said he'd pay good money for it. Do you know somebody pulled over to me on the street? Oh, it's on our highlights on Instagram as well. He's got a highlight. I had a person pull over to me on the street and we looked at each other and then he just started yelling Matt down out the window. That's good. Very, very funny. Attack him out if you see him. What's the next question? Next question is from William Batrini. Batrini? Batrini, where he's from. Has Monty ever caught Marty on Matt's Tinder and got a little suss? Yeah, I told Mon straight away. Sometimes she sits with me in bed and I'm right with her sitting next to me and she pisses herself laughing. So I know she's totally fine with it. And like, it's not like it's me. It's pictures of Matt. I don't think that they're talking to me. They think that they're talking to the Matt Brown. But yeah. Final question is from Ray C. 303. Would you guys consider using the rest of those hot gummy bears as a final punishment in a chip or hit? I had to do a really hot chili for a website video last week. And I hate it. I fucking cannot stand it. It sucks for so long and it's not like that cool. There's no visual part to it. You just see someone eat something and they go, it's really bad. Isn't that strange though? How many people really love seeing other people in chili pain? It's really always does well. People do it all the time. It's just because like I don't get it either. The reason why people do it is because they know they're not going to die from it. No one's going to face a nail gun. Everyone eats chilies. They like chili even more than hitting someone with a stick. Chili shit always does well. I agree. I don't get why people think the chili stuff is crazy. It just burns your mouth. But people fucking think it's like crazy. I fucking hate you. Remember when I ate like 70? Yeah, you swallowed them like tablets. No. I think I've got a present. He's stuck it up. You should do that. That's how it is. I was different. I think I put Michael's mic right. Do you smell that? He always has a sniff after. Fucking hell. I made it. Matt loves a movie. Michael thinks he's groovy. Matt loves a movie. Which one will it be today? I love that you're a bit at the end there, Matt. That was fucking. It really adds to it. Matt, what movie did you give Michael to listen to? The Usual Suspects. The Usual Suspects. What do you give it out of 10? I fucking love it. I didn't need notes for this. I've got it in my head. I give it at least 8 and a half. 8 and a half out of 10. He's a bit old, but 8 and a half. What did you think of the Usual Suspects? How can you say that that is 8 and a half? It is... It was honestly like an hour... It was my least... The Fast and the Furious is like... No. No. 10 times better than this. Wow. That's bullshit. I know you don't believe that. Whatever. Blah, blah, blah. More of your fans would disagree with you on that. It's shit. It's just office. It's them being... It's blue healers. It's blue healers. I hated blue healers. I would rather watch all of the series of blue healers ever made than that again. It was so boring. Give me a scene that you didn't like. Did you actually watch it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The interviews, they go back to the interview. Kevin Spacey fucking asking for cigarettes and thinking he's all fucking ardi ardi with his little hair. And then the ending, how they have the big shootout on the boat. And... Oh man, it was just boring. It's just boring. What about the lineup? It was an action... What's that mean? The actors in it? There's a lineup scene where they have to pick out the criminal. You know the blues brothers? Oh yeah, yeah. It's that. That's exactly what the film was. Have you seen the first blues brothers? Yeah, it's dog shit. And this was dog shit. It was like fucking... a lot of just... office. A lot of being in the office. And then one final fucking scene of action at the end on a shit-boring boat about a made-up blah, blah, blah character who they gave a weird name. Kabayashi. Man, it was so bad, dude. I hated it more than the Fast and the Furious. It was seriously... It was there with gremlins. It was just... I'd rather watch gremlins than that. So Michael hates that movie. Dude, I hated it. What are you saying? All your website videos are inside. We're basically inside all time. That's what it's like. There's an even split of outside. In this one I reviewed, it was all inside. Yeah, well... That's a fair point. I hear that. I'm taking that on. I hate the whole when there's an investigation and there's this agent trying to figure out shit. It's so boring. It's very predictable. And it's just boring. They all just go FBI, blah, blah, fuck off. I don't care. So what do you give it out of 10? And here's his answer. So he gives it a that out of 10. It's a minus one. That's what that is. Better than three musketeers or worse? I much preferred the three musketeers. Three musketeers is the best film so far? No, I think... You gave it the most positive. 300 was not bad. It was like a five or a six. I think you had more positive answers for three musketeers. Matt, what are you giving him for next week? Oh, first off, have you seen X-Makina? No. I'm going to deviate from my list. Somebody suggested X-Makina and I thought you would fucking love it. Will you help him find it? Yeah, it's easy to find. It's very, very popular. Yeah, I think I started watching it, but I was hungover so I fell asleep. Threw up. So I'm down for that. X-Makina is the... Pretty sure I'm going to like it. I've got a good feeling about this one. I really hope that you don't like it. There'll be some bits that he'll hate and he'll be upset with some of the moves that the characters do. All right. Matt Brown, it's your turn for a review. Why don't you let everyone know which video you watched on our website and exactly what you thought of it. All right, so what did I review? You laugh, you lose part two. Yeah, you laugh, you lose part two. So... All right. Face the camera. I can't. I need to see my notes. You've set me up bad. So a little 1% is the camera angle on the couch. It's just, it's weak. I think we were doing our hands. Yeah, you were. Lighting setups just in the living room. We couldn't afford tripods back then. We don't have a budget for this. A very big budget. Just comment on the content itself. Not so much what fucking quality cameras we use. He gets to go at me. Yeah, we'll fucking... Office is a shit. Michael has never mentioned lighting or fucking or any of that shit. That's different. We don't use CGI. We're not robots. I like how everyone was in charge of cleaning their own stage. I got a real kick out of that. Well, that's fair. And it was fair because it was discussing what happened. I found Julian gave up way too easy, especially in the first round. He laughs quickly, doesn't he? Very weak stomach for a lot of things. No, it hasn't. He falls very easily. Marty forced himself to shit in the first round. That gave me high anxiety for hemorrhoids. And that wasn't enjoyable to watch. I'll take that on board. It's like he really pushed hard for the shit. Look, I really had some stage fright. Julian was weak. I think the best performance out of all of them was Michael's Greek. Wow! That was a good performance. That really made me laugh and it was very well done. Besides the shit that was in it, I didn't like the shit. Did you like the hidden shit part? I didn't notice it until halfway through. Yeah, that was good. He didn't poo among the Greek. What else do we have here? She's showing that to Christina's family. Christina's family. The golly bottle was one of the most discussed. I already knew from previews of that that what was going to happen, but I never actually watched the full thing. What do you think of the flies? It was one of the worst things I've ever watched. I'm actually proud of it. I ate at the time and surprisingly distracted from people around the house that I didn't get to gag too much. But I feel like if I was by myself, that would have been a gag moment. It evoked powerful emotions. Yeah, it really did. The whole video is basically amateurish scat porn and a not hot version. And there's hot versions of scat porn and you guys were not hot. Overall, I wouldn't pay money for that. What do you give it out of 10? I give it about a 2. 2 out of 10? It's going to be hard to impress him. But Michael's performance is definitely there's like a 9.5 for what he went for. But overall video too. It'll be interesting to see where Matt's sense of humour lies because we have many different types of videos on the website and the gross shit is a very small percentage of it. We have a lot of other different styles and I feel like Matt will either be he might be sketches maybe the sketches or maybe the pain shit I've seen him laugh at the pain shit Tim and Calvin's here. I feel like he could go either way he could really hate the sketches or really like the sketches. I feel like the pain shit he'll like because he likes when he sees the shock in your face when that nail shoots into your calf muscle it's hard not to laugh anyway Moving on. P.I. Box. Should we do P.I. Box? How long have we been going? Should we check the fucking meters on the clock? Oh my god that hurt. It is time for the prank prank prank call go. Your time is there for us to waste picking up your phone was your first mistake ha ha ha ha it's prank call time it's prank call time funny shit Ashley speaking Ash hey go on to me to me what what manages on tomorrow do you know what manages on tomorrow? oh tomorrow I'm not so sure I can pop you up too yeah yeah just pop me up yeah hey hey sorry can you hear me now? yeah I can if I can help you yeah yeah I was just wondering what manages on tomorrow what manages on tomorrow? I'm one of the manage back Rod Rod Angie yeah look I don't know if I need to talk to him about that but I need some more shifts changed around later this week cause like I've got somethings come up and like I've injured my shoulder I've done my shoulder I was playing footy in that and I've done it and like I can't lift what was your name sorry? Darren, Darren Thompson Darren Thompson? yeah I've just started like a couple of weeks ago and my shoulder's done so like I can't come in tomorrow or Friday I think he's had me rostered on for Friday yeah you musta was it for the store? cause we don't have a Darren Thompson in our store yeah no it must be what's this one Stafford store right? which store is your base store? my base store what are you talking about base store I just work at Barnes Road they got me at the back doing the garden and stuff I hang out with I'm out with all the garden and stuff like with the plants and shit and all the fucking soil and like the spades and shit like that okay are you able to send you directly the work chat? the work my phone's dead my phone's been playing up so I was just sort of calling and I'm just letting you know like I can't come in tomorrow like the problem is here like just write like a note down you will manage it tomorrow right just say Darren can't come in get like one of the old fellas probably Dave or Matty to go around and do the garden and shit cause I can't come in and like yeah I'll let you know about Friday but I'll let you know about Friday so I'm wondering if I appreciate if you don't use the swear language to me that's just how I talk about like that's just how I talk about that's just like if I say if I say oh fuck it's windy like I'm not like swearing at you I'm just saying like look at the wind it's like it's fucking windy you know what I mean I'm not starting to get all like being out of shape cause like I just need to get your team number my team number I don't even know what you're saying my team number that was that's lost okay I'm fucking I don't know what my team number number is my phone's dead so I was just calling you mate's fine I'll let you know I can't come in no worries we'll follow up with you thanks for calling me wait what do you mean you follow up with me like I'm still awake to work next weekend what managers on like I've never even heard what did you say your name was Angel never even heard your manager who's on normally cause that's who I did interview with and that's who like got me a job on that yeah so I just like called for anyone team member that can't come into work but I just did to know your team number number so I can relate to the director yeah I'll just say lock down and shit lock he's don't need no number in that lock or give me fine number if he's put in lock down in the fucking system and shit lock me fucking fine number I can't start out when you still have it better swing that arrow actually to the actual manager cause you're clearly a fake manager if you don't even know that I'm working there cause I've just been working there two weeks already and you're telling me I'm not even on the system lock who's fault is that now who's fault is that now no Angie look you know what you're being real rude to me right now I'm about to break down right I've just done my shoulder and you're talking about some fucking number like I don't know my work number but I'll come in the next week right you don't fucking find me don't fucking find me Angie I can't I can't afford to lose this one right I would appreciate if you use um not in that I don't understand you're going through hard times but I don't appreciate you speaking to me in that time Angie I'm so sorry Angie look look I'm on my knees right now Angie oh look I've gone and I've overreacted okay and I'm being honest with you cause I know the balance team is strong and we've got a good bond in that but I'm just I'm on painkillers then give me a call back in about talking about and then we can it's just hard for me to look be reasonable right now I respect you as a person Angie and I love you with all my heart alright Bunnings is for life and my family will die for Bunnings I promise you I'll bleed on that store every morning when the sun comes up when the sun comes up my blood will be splashed across the Bunnings front doors I love you Angie say it back please please say it back thank you alright what the fuck's going hahahaha you know some of you get real angry getting hurt hahahaha dude that was Angie's a fucking great cow yeah well done Angie you're a good bird alright alright that was fucking great alright everyone we'll be back next week we don't know what guest we'll be back with we'll be a horoscope back oh yeah James Lee next week there you go so everyone make sure you like comment subscribe 5 star review on Spotify tell everyone you know about it and do everything that we ever say please don't be sick alright guys we're the fucks with the best with the best with the best please like us please we like you you like me yet let us know if you don't want anything do you like me yet please like me