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Am I 31 is the name of a special antiseptic formula that kills Contacted germs in a matter of seconds when used full strength yet will not harm delicate membranes of the mouth and throat Uncompromising quality like this is what we family druggist are talking about when we tell you You can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall Good health to all from Rexall Now your Rexall family druggist brings you the Phil Harris Alice Faye show written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis Walter Tetley Robert North Janine Ruse and Whitfield Walter Sharpen his music yours truly Bill Foreman and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris This is the first time the Harris family has been to New York in years And as we look in we find them standing by the window of their suite high in the New Yorker hotel Phil is pointing out the famous landmarks to Alice and the children New York is an exciting place Yeah, it sure is Phyllis as a matter of fact, it's the biggest city in the country Next to do what did he I love children. I want to show you some more interesting landmarks and Incidentally Alice, I want you to pay attention to now look well. You don't have to tell me about New York I was born here and lived here until I was 18 I know that I know that but a lot of new things have been built since then like the Woolworth building the Brooklyn Those places were built long before I was born If you say so Now then kids, do you see that low dome on Riverside Drive there? That's the tomb of the greatest general the world is ever known Robert E. Lee That's grass to quiet you Yankee Maybe I'd better wait a minute. No, you don't know you don't I don't want my little southern daughters misinformed All right, I'll do it your way Chilling just lookie down there you little rebels yowl Thank you cotton mouth face With the woman in the harbor there where the arm held the loft don't overdo it That's the Statue of Liberty kids. She's the most beautiful woman in the world, but you can put that torch down, baby I'm a married man now Look if there's anything else you kids want me to point out just go ahead and name it I know this town like a book. What's that tall building over there that tall building? Oh You mean the tallest one. Oh, that's uh That's uh, I'll give you a hint Phil it begins with the letter E. Oh, of course. That's the Eiffel Tower Used to be the tallest structure in the world until they built the Empire State Building in London Alice I don't need your help. I know that We're good. Will you take us to the Bronx Zoo? The what the Bronx? Oh sure. I'm actually seeing one of them bronxes myself Besides that we'll be able to see the lions the tigers and the anteaters and all anteater look like oh an anteater Oh, that's a funny-looking animal. It's got a long snout and it's always poking around and it looks like good morning, Phillip Thank you very much Willie now you can go back in your cage Uncle Willie daddy's going to take us to the zoo not only that I'm going to explain all the different animals to him Willie oh Phillip haven't you done enough to confuse their little minds already? You're talking about I'm trying to educate my children. I want them to know as much as I do That they knew two years ago You'd better let me take the children to the zoo I know more about animals than you do you do not I know every animal There is there you do hmm If you're so smart, what's a new? I beg you pardon I Said what's a new nothing much a boss or what's a no with you? of you Did you hear that that's a pretty funny gag in it. I mean just offhand like oh father. How could you? Phillip that's the kind of a joke that would appeal only to a child as a child. I'd like to contradict you Maybe you don't like my sense of humor Willie, but most people do that's how I became successful Phil has a point there Willie. Of course. I have how do you think I became as famous as I am today you married Alice Willie has a point there. All right. All right. All right You're all just jealous of me because I'm a celebrity because people are always crowding around me and they're all Hey, that must be the newspaper man. They've come to interview me. Yes, sir I had it all arranged by my social secretary mr. Remley Frankie arranged it sure I gave him 500 bucks to throw a big party last night at the stock club just for the press Well, if it was your party, why didn't you go? Well, Frankie thought it'd be ham here if I showed up You know he said he could rave about me more if I wasn't there Oh now kids look kids you better hide in the bedroom so you won't get trampled Willie You open the door and act like a butler and I know I'll tie a rag around my head and pretend I'm a chambermaid. I Never thought of that Now some of the older reporters might recognize you Now look honey, they're here to see me, but I'll try to get you in one of the pictures Yeah, all right Willie all right Willie open up that door let him in Hey Alice look There's all the important columnists are here There's Winchell Ed Sullivan Jack Gould Val Adams Nick Kenny John Crosby and hey, there's Earl Wilson Gee if I'd have known he was coming out of warm of sweater Yeah, well gentlemen quiet, please gentlemen quiet quiet if you will I'm a busy man, and I don't have much time ask your questions. Take your pictures systematically, and I'll try not to show any partiality. Hey Steve. Who's the curly-headed jerk with the red eyes? I don't know probably a deadbeat relative of miss phase All right gentlemen, I'm all ready step aside bud so we can talk to miss Faye We'd like some pictures miss Faye. We'd like a story from you, too I'll be very happy to oblige you fellas me too. Yeah, we'd like a little resume of your life story 23 my baby took me and my seven brothers wet hey happy always said hey be all plenty You're doing tell the story of my life go any other room and write it down I haven't got a pencil and paper write it on the wall in blood. We'll copy it later I miss Faye may we take a picture now? Oh certainly and and fellas do me a favor take it from over here. My left side is my best. I look good from any side Hop on little cheesecake. Would you mind showing us your leg a little higher just a little higher? Higher, please. I can't I got my pants leg up to my head You'll be quiet miss Faye may we see a little leg, please well if you don't mind I'd I'd rather not What's the matter miss Faye bashful no bull-egg it, but I'm not miss Faye tell this bell hop to get lost Bell hop here son take this five bucks and go down and get a bottle and some setups You can't tell me to go down and get it a Bottle I want my way I can have a picture taken anytime Miss Faye I always listen to your program, and I enjoy it very much especially the songs. I'd like to hear Well, which one how about row row row old master painter? That's what I like about the south lucky old son Bye, baby Remember you're my baby when they give you the and just to show that I care I will write and declare master painter apply the fundamental or Chattanooga shoes shine boy or the preacher and the bear Why don't you shut up? Yes, sir. Well, thanks for the interview and the pictures miss Faye We've got to run wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute Say Didn't Didn't you guys go to a nice party at the store club last night? Oh sure and we had a swell time too What do you think your host was or some Texas oil man named Frank Remley? He told you he was a Texas oil man. Oh, not only Texas. He's got wells in Oklahoma, California Saudi Arabia. Well, thanks again miss Faye Hey, I like that a remnant He takes the credit for throwing the party he spends my money and you get all the publicity I can't help it darling if the newspaper men prefer to interview me Such as the penalty of being a cinema queen whose every action is of great importance to the reading public Get a load of this Wampus baby star We'll I see that Frankie he's got oil wells, huh? I'm gonna take him apart. I'm early Well, if it ain't the high octane Remley our things in sordid Arabia Did the newspaper men enjoy my party last night? Yeah, that was better than I expected Here's a bill from the star club for $250 more You pay it when your next gusher comes in Glenn Look Frankie. Hmm. Tell me about that big oil man who was at the store club last night oil man. Yeah Oh, I heard something lush there bragging about the oil wells. He owned all over the world. I Don't know who said it You were the one who said oh That's where I heard I know the boys down and familiar Frankie, this is the worst thing you've ever done to fill in you ought to be a Really, please don't shout at me My nerves are all frayed It's a hectic night. I spent on Curly's behalf. I'm ruining my health for this boy What do you mean this morning when I got up I could see the bags under my eyes without looking in the mirror Remly, let me ask you once more. Why do you do these things to me? You were supposed to get me public It's curly. I tried I went to every columnist in town and asked them to mention your name They all refused Refuse why they all said they wrote for family newspapers and they couldn't use dirty words like Phil Harris What's dirty about Phil Harris such a clean sounding name Remly you told me you were gonna get me good publicity when we got to New York now I haven't nobody knows you here. This is a tough town to crack You got to do something Sensational sensational like what well, let me think Hey, I got it. All you got to do is imitate one of the greatest publicity stunts ever pulled in history Do what Lady Godiva did? Frankie don't be silly. I couldn't swim the English Channel It's a better answer than I expected Curly Lady Godiva rode through town on a white horse Naked Where are we gonna find a naked white horse? Look, we got to think of something that nobody's ever done before I realized that but what I don't think anybody's ever walked to Europe yet That's about as much as I can listen to So long fellas. I'm going inside and call a brain surgeon. I think I've got a double-header for him Ignore a curly We'll think of something. Yeah, we think of something but remember now I want it to be dignified All the way from California Figure something sensational for mr. Harris to do so we can get publicity. Yeah, but it's got to be dignified Can you think of something Julius? Let's see sensational and yet dignified What's dignified about that? Please a tuxedo part In case anything happens you're all ready to be laid out Nothing's gonna happen because I ain't gonna do it Mr. Abruzio, you're right to break my fault. What's the matter with you guys anyway? Catch me in a paper bag. I want me to walk to Europe It's a wonder you don't want me to do a jackknife off the Brooklyn bridge curly. That's it. What's it jump off the Brooklyn bridge Look at Steve Brody 50 years ago. He jumped off the Brooklyn bridge and people still talk about him if you make that jump your name will live Shut up Come here curly. I'll explain this to you You don't really jump I get up on top. I push a dummy off You're waiting down below and as soon as the dummy sinks in the water you jump in splash around I put you out and you're a big man Big man, huh sure Yeah, I see what you mean But look Frankie the newspaper men ain't gonna fall for this unless we get a lifelike dummy to push over Now where can we get a lifelike? I want you to do me a favor Whatever do you have it? Don't you know? Yeah, you're my pal All you got to do is to let us push you off the bridge and it'll get me a lot of publicity My name will be on every front page in the country Well, the least you can do is to help a friend would you jump off a bridge for me? Of course I would Julius friends have to help each other without without thinking of themselves I guess you're right. Mr. Harris. I'm being selfish After all since climbing memorial friends have sacrificed themselves for each other They've given their lives for their pals might live on Then you'll do it Never mind. We'll get another dummy And put Julius you can help us sure as long as I get paid for myself. All right. All right, so I'll pay you later Look Julius your job is to push the dummy off the bridge Flash a light so we know you dropped it and we'll be down below to take care of the red And look Frankie you call the newspapers and tell them to be at that bridge at exactly 11 o'clock. Okay? Come on Julius. You can get down and get the dummy Let me know when they'll be held and I'll be very happy to attend Oh boy, this will make Alice's publicity look sick when this story breaks. I'll be famous the world or Oh curly sometimes you even kill me you w Sing to me will you my pet sing it out? Master painter from the far away Painted the violets and the cap the bills He put the purple in the twilight End of the rainbow for the rainy day On the blue summer sky painted the devil in my darling Captured a dreamer with a thousand Master painter from the far away Then came his master piece and when he was through he smiled out from heaven and he gave to you What a beautiful job on that wonderful day the old master painter from the hills far away That's the day he put the purple in the twilight And Bring the murals on the blue summer sky painted that devil in my darling Master painter from the far away Then came his master piece and when he was through he smiled out from heaven and he gave to you What a beautiful job Wonderful day the old master painter from the hills far away far away Hey curly, where'd you see the publicity you get on this? Now the time's getting close. Don't forget as soon as you see Julia's signal jump off this dock into the river Thank you. I've been sitting here medicating Yeah Okay, and that That river looks awful cold Couldn't I jump in someplace else? Where how about the heated pool at the Y? Curly stop stalling That's almost time the newspaper guys will be here any minute. So get ready. He only got 30 wait a minute Remy while I'm out there floundering around in that water. What are you going to be doing? I'll get in the boat row out and pull you in what boat. I Knew I forgot something But don't worry, I'll rent one later Right curly there's 25 seconds to go but you haven't got the boat 20 seconds Franky 15 seconds Oh here comes all killed hey, that's Alice. I'm over here, honey Oh, the newspaper man called and told me about your crazy plan Phil don't you dare jump in that water? There's a signal curly go ahead and jump Don't listen to her listen to her. She might have a point. Keep talking lady Hey curly the dummy just went in you got to go in the remedy. I don't Frankie you push me Oh What happened where am I back in the hotel room remember you jumped in the East River. Oh, yeah Hey, tell me quick. Is it in the newspapers? Is it? You're mentioned on the front page of every paper in town. Oh good. Then it was it was worth it a read it to me Frankie, okay, here you go. Hey famous screen star saves unidentified man Alison Phil will be back in just a moment But first here's your Rex all family druggist one of the most frequent questions I'm asked about plenum and Rex all's popular multivitamin capsules is this How are Rex all scientists able to guarantee that two plenum and capsules a day? Give you more than your minimum daily requirement of every vitamin for which such requirements have been established Plus valuable liver concentrate and iron well They probably have some accurate way of measuring them. You're right my friend Accurate and ingenious take for instance the spectrophotometer Which is used to determine the potency of vitamin a what did you call it? Spectrophotometer it's used to measure selected wavelengths of light But what is light to do with vitamin a well pure vitamin a will completely block the ultraviolet rays in a beam of light So when Rex all's men of science want to measure the amount or potency of vitamin a in a plenum and capsule They place a solution of its contents in the spectrophotometer Then ultraviolet rays are directed at this sample and the amount which the sample will filter out or block is An accurate measurement of the vitamin a contained in the caps capsule You know I'm beginning to understand what you family druggist are talking about when you tell us you can depend on any drug Product that bears the name Rex all well. It's more than a slogan. It's a fact good health to all from Rex all Folks this is Phil Harris again the Rex all drug company and our entire cast extend Congratulations to the Boy Scouts of America who are celebrating their 40th anniversary this week 40 years of vital national service and character building Activity this great youth organization is in the midst of its fundraising campaign So be a good scout and give generously to the Boy Scouts. Good night folks. Good night, everybody The part of Frankie Remley was played by Elliot Lewis and Julius was played by Walter Tetley Alice Vey appeared through the courtesy of 20th century Fox next week. 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