 So, the O5s have been on my case for a while now about writing my own field manual, in order to pass on my expertise to the younger generation. Increasingly so, since I find myself less and less of the younger generation as time goes on. I mean, I'm older than Adam. And by that I mean older than Adam Savage, the guy from Mythbusters. Anyone remember that show? Anyone? Damn, I'm old. Since there's been a recent uptick amongst the staff in stories about me, I decided now's as good a time as ever to release my field manual. How to survive when reality doesn't, by Alto Clef. Within these pages you'll learn how to deal with reality vendors and what to do if the laws of physics go sideways without warning. I like to go on tangents though, so you might have to sift through some bullshit to get to the good stuff. So I wanted to give him mushrooms to see if he affects them the same way he does plants. And they looked at me like I'm an idiot.