 ALCS game one, yanks aren't in it, but we're doing the live stream tonight, we're still working, we didn't like shit, so I'm trying to cook for everyone, get a little home cooked meal for the crew, we got a smaller crew today, we got a pork loin in the oven, I gotta get some onions, some peppers as a side, some beans as a side, then I'm gonna make some drumsticks for everyone and the air fryer healthier, taste exactly the same as normal drumsticks, but hello, healthier, and then it's Jake's birthday, so I'm gonna do a carrot cake with a little special twist, let's get to cooking. Food is done, carrot cake is done, threw some Swedish fish inside the carrot cake, little surprise for Jakey, icing a cake, a present, kind of the same scale for me, the cake's gonna be good, the present's gonna be good, the way I dress it, just don't have it in me, these got really small on me, it's supposed to be with tripe tip, but they don't got tripe tip out of you, so I just do pork loin. That's exactly what I do, elegance to any occasion, I am the spork, I am the livings, oh these are real ones, these are fucking diesel, part of, oh yeah, I did not know they do this. Well, here's what's for dinner. Now it's time for the John Boy special. I don't know what he just eat, thing of beans, okay. I'm good, I'm very good, big spork, let's do it. Birthday cakes. Morgan games, boy, I made Jake carrot cake. First birthday, I don't know how it is. Good, we're no longer a fork office. Yeah, we're out of fork. We're a spoon office, spoons in the chat. I handed you the only one that didn't have one. What? There's Swedish fish inside the carrot cake. Mm, oh that's just rude. Birthday. That's not gonna kill me. Birthday. That's literally killing me. Damn, I handed him the one plate that didn't have one. Do you want, do you want the one that was in there? I got a little bit there. Tomorrow. Damn. I'm actually gonna pee first. Three, two, one. I can never figure out if I'm fucking centered, I think it's because I only use half the screen. I gotta memorize these numbers. Max Freed, face 224 batters this season. Only 10 of those 88 1-0 pitches, only 10 were put into play. Maybe we're all gonna watch the 1-0 pitches a little more closely. You tell me. Tell me if this affects your viewing experience of the game. Probably won't affect mine. No, it will. Or will. Most likely this doesn't matter. We got some packages. Jake's gonna open them. This one's ready to open. Someone sent us bugs. Everybody's funny. Cricket bites, spicy cayenne, cheesy ranch. And a similar thing. Buffalo wing sauce. I think we've gotten some eat bugs chips. Chips. What? The P.O. box is officially closed. I think this was sent by a Jesus H. Christ? No, that's not right. Eat only in baseball rally emergencies. Let's go, Yanks, from Tom Shortridge. Tom Shortridge. Man, I wish we had these. I know. Could I help? I mean, you wanna try one of these? Yeah. Anthony Buffalo Ranch, or smoked bacon. Okay. We know what you were thinking. Why are there bugs in my chips? Let's assure you, they're supposed to be there. When we eat bugs, we save water. Our crickets are powerful protein sources that need very little water and land to grow. So we're eating bugs. They know what the good part is, they look like bugs. What flavor is this? Buffalo? This is the Buffalo on recommendation from Anthony. I mean, they're gonna be good, right? Yeah. They're like real frickets? Yeah. I mean, these are bugs. Not much taste. That tasted like nothing. I don't know if it helps, but they're bugs. Oh, is that tight? I think the problem is I only had two. I think you need like a handful, actually. High protein. That didn't have flavor though. That's my only thing. Almost flavorless. Just tasted like bugs. I'm worried because they said there's bugs in there. All right, good. I don't see any bugs. Yeah. These are good. I don't know where the bugs come in. These are great. One cricket per chip. All right, so everyone go tweet at chirps and cricket bites. Tell them to sponsor us, because we're bug eaters. Bug eaters got choice. Tom, short bridge. Tom, short bridge, thank you. Thank you, bug eater. I am working on dumb, what is it called? Stats that exist, but do not matter. There's a lot of talk about how the Dodgers rallied late and got runs in the last inning of the game and will that carry over to the next game? So I found all the games this season where they scored in their last at bat happened 21 times. So way more than I wanted because I thought it was gonna be like nine. And now I'm finding out their record in the games following. And then now I'm gonna go find out did they score in the early innings or not? First three innings, how many runs did they score in the games following the game when they had runs in their last at bat? These don't matter at all, but I'm putting a lot of time into it, which is, I don't know. Good. Seager into the gap. Austin Reilly cuts it off, but gets tackled by his teammate. They reviewed it. I thought that meant he stayed out. He was on first, he scores. Yeah! That momentum Dodgers up five, nothing. They're just gonna say that. Wow. Dug out yet. Atlanta hasn't thrown a pitch. Erno, they've thrown so many, the Dodgers haven't thrown. Dodgers haven't thrown a pitch. Do you think we can make part of the company baseball massages? Hot baseball massages, hot stone massages. You're using a baseball right now? Yeah. Feels nice. Yeah. Billion dollars, thank you. Ooh. Oh, crap. Cody calls them safe, that's good. Oh, no, rude. Pretty funny. Oh, no. I mean, up six to nothing in Turner's kicking balls. Oh, no. If Muncie gets a grand slam here, I will empty a packet of bugs into my mouth. It's on the line. It's on the line. Bug's on the line. Come on, Muncie. Three, two pitch coming, bases loaded, two outs. No. No. Too high. Oh, no. That's the flavor you want. Whatever. Get all the bugs. Get, get me the- 11. The Ronald shirt, too. Oh, no. 11, nothing. Chats popping up. Bugs up. Bugs. Bugs up. Bugs bunny. Shit. Give me my shirt. I'm starting to come back. You're a Braves fan now. I'm starting to come back. I'm feeling good about this. All right. Okay, we're gonna go with roasted original. I mean, what is that? What's the original bug flavor? It feels like if you're making a bug product, you don't want an original flavor. I mean, look at this flavor of bugs. Roasted original. That means this tastes like bugs? Well, let's see. I think we've started a bug company. We need to have the original bugs. What the fuck is that flavor? Oh, this fits like a glove, huh? Isn't that the new TikTok trend? Like the hourglass? I feel like I'm not doing it right. Fuck. Grant Dayton gets out of it. Limited the damage. Oh, no. Those are just bugs. Well, other ones didn't look like this. These are just bugs. Those are bugs. Just original bug flavor here. It's probably like a 5% chance. Oh, loose bugs. Don't, don't loose bug me. Come up. Johnbug media. That's just a good, that's just good content. No, you don't, we don't need that. That's really original. Yeah. Mine is so dry. The buffalo is kind of good. Right. Holy shit. At the end here? Yeah. It tastes like bugs. Yeah. Pitching likes Jake's penis. You rious. You penis. It's too deep. Oh. We're having fun in Dodgerland. The Dodger are having a good time. My brain. I was MLB, which people have been calling me. My little brother. I think you move in the fences before the World Series. Just to create the headline. Steer up a little more drama. Yeah. Move in the fences before the World Series. People go nuts. I think it'd be good. What? Oh, no. Not my Gwyneth Strypers. If I ever get back at his root. Root root for the homie. Strypers don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes you're out. Jake sucks. So the current competition is how many times will the starting pitcher touch his hat while on camera in the duration of this? Three. Half minute. Is that a double? He did that twice. It just counts. Okay. Strat three. The winner wins. Well, we have six winners. They're all going to get a discount if they can prove that they are. They can prove that they're human. Touch it. Four. Four. Six. Six. Oh. He's on camera. He's on camera. Get this college football game out of here. Get it out. Get it out. They're zooming in. They're zooming in. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Oh, Eli Bailey. It was up for one earlier. Eli. Thanks for making a bad game fun with us. Appreciate you guys.