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It's white bread white bread butter Hines beans put a little cheese Put a little Worcestershire sauce or brown sauce and you good demand many that still continue to this day for number one We have beans on toast. I'm not gonna let you disrespect beans on toast like that. Don't do that Don't do that Well, this is good Americans can even do this is good Imagine this you wake up on a Saturday when you're a little kid you're pumped to watch some cartoons and maybe eat some pancakes Oh, yeah, I'm about to put whipped cream and chocolate sauce Stop a stop. I got real tears That's funny. Go back to the edit. I put whipped cream and chocolate sauce Man, that's funny. See back in my dad. I'm not gonna hold you that is hilarious that edit was funny That's time. All they really had was bread and canned food. That was it and there's not much you can do with that So most of the meals people ate during that time involved bread beans tomatoes and other food You can stuff in a can and when you have a whole generation of poor fucks raised on this shit They go and teach it to their own kids and then their kids teach it to their kids And then you end up with a whole subculture of British Instagram where people are posting breakfast picks of fucking beans on or in my case an American Who has adopted the culture and is spreading the grace of beans and toast Toast and next we have banana buddies. I had that that's good. Don't lie another abomination involving bread this Bro just really don't like this time. It's with sliced bananas between two slices of bread It's literally just a banana sandwich. That's it for number. It's good though It tastes good. They compliment each other Three we got bacon buddies now ice. This is also good Swear by bacon buddies. You got bacon. You got toast combine the two bacon buddy This legendary meal is always there for me after yeah, that's tough. That's it Everybody does this night out drinking the next we got cheese toasty and yeah It's just a grilled cheese. Yes. This again is just a cheese sandwich But when your country was a cheese sandwich and a cheese toasty are two different things I feel like a cheese sandwich is not toasted bread not melted cheese cheese sandwiches just bread and a slice of cheese Bombed for a month straight you got to make cheese sandwich sound a little more positive and fun But let me break down this naming system for these foods or rather the lack of Sensible naming system. So apparently it seems like buddy is just British slang for sandwich or between two slices of bread You know, you got the bacon buddy the best toast Why is he showing bread? Why is he showing toast for bread? Bread and toast do not even taste the same even though it's the same thing They don't even banana buddy, but then that begs the question. What the fuck is up with cheese toasty? Why did they break the naming because the bread is toasted? and not un-toasted Convention banana buddy bacon buddy cheese toasty. Why not cheesy buddy? No one knows because that would be an un-toasted You know what? Oh's people start drinking in England at the age of 12 Who gives a shit? No rules. Then we have black pudding this piece. This is good This is shit food is a delicacy over in England and it's literally beef blood and fat mixed with oatmeal They were really running out of ideas with this pork left one for number six. We have spotted dick. This is What happens when your main tool for cooking is a giant cauldron you just throw in some dough add in some water and Fuck it some of that leftover dried out rotten fruit you forgot about last week It got its name because well British people think dicks are funny. Hey, man. You know would make the is that really what the reasoning is Wait, why is spotted dick cause spotted dick? Like it doesn't even make sense for it to be called bad blemished Robert It's tough. He's tasteless Flavorless bland peas way better if we mushed them up so that yeah, this is bad. I hate it It looked like fucking baby vomit. Oh dude. I have an even better idea What if we did that and then we put them on top of french fries? This is why countries raised the drinking age so we don't have an entire That looks disgusting thumbnail option number two Generation of people who think mushy peas are an acceptable thing to dip french fries into like seriously What is this get this out of my sight for number eight? We got toad in the hole now. This is a prayer This is actually good. I When he's definitely tried it before this is good though Perfect example of the laziness that lost britain the great empire it used to have you know how if you're from usa You've probably had pigs in a blanket or some form of sausage wrapped in dough Well, apparently they're too good for that over there They can't be bothered to individually wrap sausages and let me explain something the benefit of they do gregs They got sausage rolls Wrapping them individually is the ratio of sausage to dough if you just toss some sausages in randomly into a pan of dough What if there's a whole section that's just dough? You don't want to take a bite of something and have it be just But it's Yorkshire pudding It's okay if it's just dough because it's good. It's gravy dip the dough in the gravy by itself Playing dough Puh next is pot pies now This is the one thing england has going for it when it comes to pot pies england is the champ There's really no competition last time I went to england I got a beef pie in a random little shop on the street and it was straight up an out-of-body experience Well, anyways, that's all I got for today. Yeah, no, that was a good Thanks for watching. I'm not gonna lie. This was hilarious. Tla leave a like our subscribe tutorial post I am Ineffectively gone