 I am Charlotte, I am Josh, and this is our Mr and Mrs. That's quite easy. Oh, for God's sake! You've done it wrong already! You've done it wrong! I'm worth it, Roses! How?! I'm the boss, man. Oh, my God! It's either my way or the highway. You're 24 years old. I don't mind how old you are. I've got pairs of jeans older than you, mate. I'm quite messy. I'm not going to lie. You're a slob. That's obvious. Obviously. When you're going out with Charlotte, it's like going out on a photo shoot. I'd say me, you know. How? To be fair, you used to be quite good at drinking. I still am. What? She's a psycho. Yeah, but I don't even care. I don't even care about that. I think we all know that Charlotte is a bit of a psycho, anyway. It's no secrets! Yeah. You think? Yeah, because I would kind of class that as like, like you are a bit obsessed with clothes. New clothes every week. That ain't hard. I am actually quite intelligent. Yeah, I'll pick as well. What would you class as a slob? No people from X on the beach. Yeah. So that's me! Thank you very much again! Oh wow, do you want a blue Peter badge, because you know some famous people? Come on. Obviously, it's me. Josh? I made Charlotte a trend in these past days. Josh has made me a very trendy person. A kind of sick joke! Right, so go on then. Fucking get it, mate! You are not going to sex, Josh. You are not. So why are you going out with me then? Because you've got a big dick.