 Ladies and gentlemen, we're back here at Fenway Park. Dante Luna and the Bell Time Club present. New England All Stars are wrestling. We're here with the chaotic wrestling showcase match. The chaotic wrestling heavyweight champion squares off in a non-title matchup against the New England champion Christian Casanova of Killa Nova Inc. I'm joined at this time by Slick Wagner Brown. What's up, what's up? What's going on, Slick? Good, I'm good. You gotta be here. Wrestling Sunday Festival, Puerto Ricans, Jamaicans, Cubans, Americans. It's a good day. It is a great day. Oh. They're asking. Whoa, strong words from the grief freak. It's a family show. Leave the swearing to me. That's right, that is Slick's job. Listen up, this man's a vet. This man once trained, was the head trainer. He took over from Walter Killa Kowalski once upon a time. Yeah. One of the most, what would you say? You were one of the most decorated veterans in this area. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, I mean you were part of that big Jersey crew that took off. Yeah. I mean you're definitely one of the most influential guys around here. I'm very happy to have you in the booth with me today. Thank you, brother. It's good to be on a booth. This may be a future gig for me. I love commentary. Look at that. Well, two of these young guns are taking into each other right now. You're going to be in our main event fighting for the El Mundo Grand Championship. The alien eats a guardrail. Yeah. He got a sock in the mouth. Got red socks right there. No, Christian used to be one of the nicest dudes I think I've ever met in my life. But in the last few months, something's really changed in him. And now he's got this whole bitter attitude. He's taking cheap shots like this. And I think it has something to do with Rich Bass. Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it. But I mean, ain't nothing wrong with doing what you got to do to make it, you know what I'm saying? He's taking his career into his own hands and that's a good thing. Oh, no. Oh, no. What's he doing? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Smack his face. Smack his... Oh! That's it. That little girl has heavy hands. She gets it. Uh-oh. Was he trained by Pacquiao? That was good money. That was good money. Oh, my God. He's taking him around the ring. He is. Casanova's taking a beating from the crowd. Enough of that. Enough of that. We're looking here at our high-tech monitor. I can see the action. Looks like Christian has... You can see the action. I can see the action. It looks like Christian's turned things around on the Great Freak. Oh, no. I think he just caught him with a nice, tight elbow to the jaw. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. Oh, he's got Bass by the short hairs. Don't ask him, brother. Don't ask him. Just do it. Just do it. Where's Christian? Oh, no. Oh, man. There he is. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Looks like he missed the dropcare coming out of the ring. He got him. He got him. But Ilia is so freaking jacked. He didn't even feel it. He's freaking jacked. So freaking jacked. He didn't even feel it. Oh, man. Look. I think someone just tried to steal his belt. What's he doing now? What's he doing now? I don't know. He just stole a replica belt out of the crowd, though. Oh, that's not how you win. That's definitely not how you win. Look at him. He's showboating. Look at him. He should be pinning him. Oh, Ilia's back to his feet. Met him with a nice punch to the gut. Sends him off the ropes. Reversal. Uh-oh. There you go. Oh, kick to the mush. Ooh. You know, Ilia told me he was doing a lot of bicep curls this week in preparation for this match. So you know that had a hurt. Yeah. Ilia is huge. I mean, I met him for the first time maybe seven years ago. Tag. Hey. It ain't hot. It ain't hot, brother. No. What are you doing? I'm staying right here. You got this. You got this. Rich Bass consoling his client. Hey, ref. Slow it down. Slow it down, ref. Listen up, Quinn. We got all day. Listen up, Quinn. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. What are you doing, Ilia? It's only match 11. Oh. It's a carry. That's my favorite. That's my favorite. It's a good move. Normally, you follow it up with that springboard lion salt that you do out of the corner. Yeah. I don't think we're going to see that today. These ropes. I don't know, brother. They're a little rough. Oh. What's that? What's going to do? Here we go. Oh. Referee. So this is the type of stuff that Christian would not have done previously in his career than now he's doing every match. So what you're telling me is that he's smartened up. Apparently. Look at Rich Bass. Someone punch him in the face. See? This is what I'm talking about. The influence of Rich Bass that he has on his clients. Oh. The hot sauce. That's about all that tie is good for you. You've seen that thing. It's ugly as sin. Oh, that's a nice tie. Come on. The man who dresses nice all the time. What are you, Rachel? That's a nice tie. You can't see the tie? It's horrific. Let's say horror nights. Oh, you're right. Now that he's close. Ugh. Paint up Christian. You want to win or you want to go home? What's he doing? I think Christian is trying to make a point that he is better than Earliam Acropolis. So what better way to make that point than to beat the guy? Yeah, but there's a difference between winning a match and embarrassing a man. Yeah, that's true. You can save the embarrassment for after the match. How about that? Oh, he's on the mic. What's he talking about? I don't know. Listen here, man. Everywhere we go, I beat you up. If this a K.I. wrestling. If it's here. No matter where it is. What do you mean here? We're at Fat Wave Park, Christian. What's wrong with this guy? So if I was you. You just got kicked in the head. How about this? I was just singing. Opie. Green flag. And I was just getting out of here, man. Because killing all men. Tell them to take a hike. You know, nothing to do with it. I think he just told Earliam that he's getting the chance to give the match up and leave. That ain't going to happen. Oh, not the Greek Green. What is he doing? You want to see it? That's why they're here. Punch them in the face. Oh, man. Christian Breel back in the corner. Shot him off. Oh, big clothesline. Reminiscent of Taker now. You know, how? Oh, big mafia kick. I don't know how Christians able to get thrown off the ropes that many times after that clothesline. I mean, what do you think? Ilya's got about what? Working with what? 15, 16-inch guns right now. What's he working with? Yeah. I mean, he's got a lot. What's he working with? Yeah. I mean, he's definitely getting up there. Like I was saying, when I met him a while ago, this was a different dude. And right, he's just in incredible shape. He puts the work in and it shows. His hand was under the ropes. Referee, what's wrong with this guy? Kevin Quinn. What are you doing? Hey, rich bass. Give Quinn your glasses, brother. He needs them. Christian's starting to show some frustration here. Think he may be at Ilya down for the count. Looks like he's measured them up for something right now. Look at the hair on Christian. He's ready for a shampoo commercial. Don't wash his locks. Oh, stone coast on a rollout, brother, rollout. Oh, man. He doesn't know where he is right now. Hey, this ref is blind as a bat, bro. Rich bass is on the ropes. Hey, turn around. Ilya the great. Turn around. I don't know what's going on. That could have been three. Why is he asking the people he's a puncher? Oh, right in the marsh. Now he's going to lose. Quick roll up. One, two, three. He got him. He got him. Good guy off the ball. I can't believe Christian Casanova has pinned a Greek freak. Ilya Markopoulos here at Fenway Park.