 Today, we are going to be going to a five star. I wouldn't even call this a five star. I would call it a thousand star hotel today. This is the actual place. We get this whole, it's like a house. Guys, this is the first look at the five star hotel. Oh, wait, this thing is huge. Hold on, turn on the light. Oh my God. What is going on, squad? Welcome back to our channel, guys. This is the moment you had been waiting for. The crazy most epic video of all time, guys. Well, at least that's what we're hoping. We haven't been there yet, but today we are going to be going to a five star. I wouldn't even call this a five star. I would call it a thousand star hotel today. As you saw in our last video that we did, we went to a low rated hotel. Literally it was half a star. I think it was one and a half stars. It wasn't that bad, but it was terrible compared to this. It was pretty nasty, yeah. If you guys saw the thumbnail, that is legit. It was not edited. Oh yeah. Everything that you guys saw is about to happen. I've heard so many amazing things about this place. From so many people and all the reviews. Yes, all the reviews are insane, guys. We're going to be reading the reviews right now before we go because it doesn't take, like when it comes down to, they have a water slide, a pool inside the hotel. I'm not going to say too much, but. That's why we're dressed. Oh my gosh, yes. That's why we're dressed super nice because this is like a high end place and we kind of just want to like, it's kind of like a respectful thing. It's a little different from the other video. We can't be dressed in dirty. We're not going to be hopefully finding no cockroaches in this place. No, hopefully not. Shoot, this place costs a lot of money to stay at, guys. So make sure to give the video a thumbs up right now. Subscribe if you are new to our channel and stay tuned till the end of this video because you guys are requesting this so much. You guys have to do a five star, you guys have to. So today we're giving you guys what you want and it's going to be better than what you want. It's going to be something that's going to be so special for us. We're also going to be celebrating our four year anniversary. It's kind of going to be a little bit of that. Our four year is not. It's like in another like two weeks, but we're going to just celebrate it for now because this is such like a cool place to go. Guys, this place is hard to book. It's epic. I'm surprised we got this. We have to go to different places that have the same type of rooms because literally they book up so fast. We booked this literally a week and a half ago. Luckily we were able to get this room. All right, I'm just going to tell you guys right now. This room was $600 for one night. $600 for one night. That's all I'm going to say. So you guys can already just tell how epic this is about to be. So let me go ahead and read you guys the reviews. I want to see what these people have to say about it. So the first review said, wow, it's all expectations, very big private pool with hot tub connected. How would there's a hot tub? Yes. In the hotel room. Connecting to the pool. What? So it says you can control everything, waterfall, pool lights, jets, lighting in pool and writing in room, fireplace, everything. There's a fireplace? Listen, there is this, there is the swing in the front entry way available to use which is cool. You can use Bluetooth to the speakers and play loud music. Wait, hold on, hold on. So what I'm hearing by the first review that we saw is there's a pool, there's a hot tub, there's a waterfall, there's a fireplace and there's a swing and that was the first comment that we saw. This is about to be crazy. Awesome. We also I think have a private garage which means we could park our car. I wish we had a Corvette. Shoot, we should just live there. Are you kidding? We should have our Corvette for today. That's all right. That would have been better. That would have been more of a luxury day. It's all right, it's all right. When we come to Florida, we can do this again. If this video does really good, let's see, if we get this video to, what do you think? 30,000. If we get this video to 30,000 likes, when we move to Florida- We'll do a five star there. We'll do a five star in Florida though because I feel like that'll be even better. Yeah, it will be even better. We'll do a five star in Florida, but let me read another review. This next review says great getaway in bold letters and literally like there's pictures of the room, but you can't really see them because they're really small, but oh my gosh, they literally said there's a large TV that can swivel so you can either watch it if you're laying in the bed or you can watch it if you're laying in the pool or the hot tub. Guys! Guys! Wait, wait, wait, and I think there's a sauna and I think there's a little personal sauna. I don't think I've been going in a sauna. We're showing Marvel Squad every single inch of this place. You can go in the sauna. I will pass out. Guys, through every square into this place. So make sure to watch the video all the way through because there are so many intricate things in this room. We're not even gonna know all of them until we get there. Bubble Squad, I think we should stop reading the reviews because there's about to be so much content just in one room. I think we should just get on over there. I think we should just get on over there. I think the Bubble Squad's two in page should at least already skip. It's a 45 minute drive and we gotta get going now because it starts at six and it's currently 4.30. So let's get going, wish us luck and we will see you at the five star hotel. See you guys soon! We just made it to the place and let me just say this hotel is actually separate buildings. Yes, we're gonna place all the four cells. Wait, so the security literally said when we were walking in, first of all, it's gated off. The security said you guys have the best place, so enjoy. It literally said, look at this guys, ready? This is the actual place. We get this whole, it's like a house. And we get to leave a garage and everything. Look at it, here, let's pull into the garage right now. Guys, look at it. We get our own separate garage. Look at how big this thing is. I'm nervous to go in. Oh my God. We got some lights on in here guys. Already, already. This is a 10 out of 10. No wonder why this is a five star hotel. And on top of that, we're not even inside yet, Mariah. This is how big the garage is. Are you ready? We're ready, let's go. All right, all right, wait, all right, go, go, go. Ready? Ready? First look, mama's spot at a five star hotel in our area. Oh, wait, do you hear that? It's the pool. It's the pool, guys. Hold up, hold up, wait a minute. Oh, wait, this thing is huge. Hold up, turn on the lights. Oh, you're actually kidding me right now. Wait, this is just the pool part, babe. Come here, come here, guys. Mama's gone, hold on, we're gonna do a whole tour. But let's go, guys. I need to turn on some lights. All right, we got lights on top of lights. On top of lights. Mariah, look at this. Mariah, steam room, this is the steam room. Look at that, this is the room. How does this even open? Wait, hold up, hold up. Oh, I got it, I got it, here, come here, babe. Look it, we got swans in the room. What? Hold on, we need more lights on, babe. Turn all the lights on, you can. Guys, this is the first look at the five star hotel. We have not even cracked open yet. We've just walked into place and look at this, Mariah. Guys, let's give you guys a little tour here, okay? Cause we have, you guys are staying at first hand with us, okay, you ready? All right, here we go, guys. This is the bathroom, then. We're gonna start here, start small. Mariah's gonna be getting ready to do her makeup and stuff. Oh my gosh. Everyone, you have to give this video a thumbs up because I think my favorite part is the 10 foot slide in the pool. Holy, holy crap, okay, okay. So this is the kitchen, full kitchen, we got the mini fridge, we have all of this stuff. Look at it, we got beds and guys, we have mirrors on top of mirrors, on top of mirrors, like everywhere there's a mirror. Guys, this is insane and look at it, it's got a fireplace. Oh, there's a fireplace, yeah, and here's the TV, just like the comments said, okay. Look at it, wait, we get our own massage chairs? Come right, you gotta touch that right now, come on. Sit down with them, I wanna see. The only massage chairs that I've ever been in when I was getting a pedicure at Mariah's nail salon, so Howard, I think these are way better than those. How you feel? Good. I wish we had a week here, we get one night. This is like a whole hotel. This is a house. This is a house. I want our house to look like this, babe. Take pictures, take some inspiration out because this is insane. Just to show you how big this tub is, we put Mariah in it, look at this. And guess what guys, more mirrors. Oh my God. There's mirrors everywhere. All right, so enough with the room. This is not even the best part, guys. This leads out to a whole deck. We get our own deck with an amazing view of this whole room. Look it, we have 12 foot ceilings. I think there are actually 15 foot ceilings in here. All right, so we have this little lounge area right here. We can play music as long as we want because we have to know what's next door. I know, we're gonna be blaring music. Look it, we got a TV, Mariah, a see-through fireplace, babe. Did you even notice the fireplace's see-through? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God, look at it. Look at this slide, this is actually kind of scary. That, oh my gosh, it has water on it. Guys, we're going down right now. We're going down, I was kidding. I know, wait, how deep is the pool? I wanna see because it looks actually really deep, babe. So here's the steam room. Yes, this is where I'm gonna be going in, getting my, you know, little, little steam in. Hey, what time is check out tomorrow? 11 a.m. 11, we're staying till 10.59. Yeah, we are. Shit, we're getting every dollar's worth in this place, guys. All right, now we're gonna go down here. I am just amazed how big this place is and it has a freaking hot tub. This is insane. Oh my gosh. I'm just kind of shocked right now that this is actually legit, you know? This is like actually happening. We got our own garage, our own pool, our own 10 foot water slide. Guys, we're gonna be taking the thumbnail, right? Somewhere over here because look at this, Mariah. No wonder why they clicked into this video. I do not think that this was gonna be that good. This is way better than staying at a one-star place. No, it really is. If you guys want us to do that again, we will, but I prefer staying at five-star places because this was definitely worth every dollar amount. This is absolutely insane. I am like ecstatic right now. Wait, do you know what we have to do though? We've just been showing them and talking about it. We gotta do that. We have to put it to the test and see if it's actually worth 500, 600. Instagram photos, we gotta take a big, guys. Just get ready for Instagram. We have so much coming. We have so much coming. Follow us on Instagram right now because you're gonna be seeing a lot of this place and there's even more stuff. Now let's go check out this slide. Let's go check out this, but what? Oh, are you kidding me? Mom's slide. Look at this, there's a freaking waterfall in the middle of our room, babe. Oh my God. Guys, Bill is going down the slide. I have to set it down the slide. Be the first one down here. All right, let's do it, babe. Let's see you. Oh wait, this is dirty. Woo, it's actually scary from up there. It's high. It's empty, it's high. Yeah, it's high. Like this particular room looks small, but it's like. Your stomach's gonna probably drop. Let's go, go by. Ready? Yeah. Poor thing, it probably won't be that high for me. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, on top of the pool already being in the hotel room, the pool's heated to 92 degrees. Which is insane, guys. You guys already know that I'm not swimming in a pool under 60 degrees and I'm not a cold water. And I love how like, look how disacuted the mirrors, check out my fit. Here's my cute little fit for the night. Lavin Hardy, you just took me, spent like an hour taking Instagram photos. So you're actually seeing this an hour later, but let's give it an hour update. Like so, so far we have food on the way. They have amazing room service. Of course we do. We're getting Benihana. Yeah, of course, because it's a five star place. You gotta have good room service, guys. And. So you really come to our door when they give us the food. And you want to know what's even better? They have Bluetooth speakers, so we can bump out their speaker there, we're gonna show you guys. We're gonna bump out for you guys for a second. Guys, it's so funny because right when you think this place, you found everything, you literally find another thing. We just found out that it has Bluetooth stereo. And look at this. This was definitely worth the stick. What are you doing? Oh, oh, oh, so funny. Guys, this was definitely worth $600. And wait till you guys see what food we got. We're gonna show you guys once the food gets here cause we are about to eat good. We are starving. You go to a five star hotel, you don't get one star of food. We got the five star Benihana, which is like, it goes up $100. Just for me and Mariah, one plate. Yeah, it's literally one plate. So we'll see you when the food gets here. Let's go. What, you got room service? Room service? This five star place is so beautiful. Where should we eat? Should we eat by the pool? We should eat right here on this. By the fire? I'm here. Oh my gosh, guys, who's the fireplace turned on? It took me a minute. Oh my gosh, look at this. We popped open the bag and this is all we see. We're scrubbing tonight. More than that, babe. We have a whole smorgasbord. I don't even know if she said that right. Oh, food right here. Hey babe, can we both agree that this is definitely better than the one star place that we went to? Wow, $100. Oh, God. Oh, God, yeah, literally. It feels like we're on vacation. This feels like not even like the room. It feels like, you know, like when you go in a hotel, you go in the pool room. No, it feels like we're on a resort, but we're the only people on the whole resort. This is probably the coolest experience. I'm so glad we did this. Oh, on top of it all too, they have this cool HD, like, Florida-y vacation-y picture right here. It's amazing, guys. Like, we have all of our food out here. Shout out to you guys for telling us to go to a five star, because honestly, we forgot about doing that, and I'm so glad, because I'm really excited about this place. I'm glad because we weren't even gonna do the one star place, but I talked Mariah into it because she hates bugs and everything. And since we did that, you guys talked us into doing it here. And this place is only in Illinois. Oh, yeah. Cyprus. Cyprus. It's a hotel, but it's like mini buildings, and this is literally the best building we could get. There was lower ones here that are still nice, but we had to go above and beyond. He looked like we're driving up. This is the best place. Guys, we literally couldn't have done this without you. Now, let's have some fun. Let's view the rest of this place. Stay tuned, because it's still gonna be crazy. And hey, do you think we're gonna survive 24 hours here, babe? Oh. I don't know. Maybe. We'll leave right now. Huh? We'll leave right now. We can leave. Just leave our food here and just go. Yeah, we might do that. I'm just kidding. All right, guys, you're not gonna believe this. So, I'm eating my food, right? And all of a sudden, I hear like a doorbell. Like, literally, a doorbell goes off. Right when you think this place cannot get any more five-star-ish, someone's knocking at the door. And I'm like, who's at our door, right? And I'm like, who is it? They literally just brought us two bottles of complimentary wine. Complimentary, meaning free. Like, we don't even have to pay for them. Two bottles of wine in here right now. Obviously, I'm not 21. I'm 20. I turned 21 in literally, like, what? A month and a half? Two months? So, I'm not gonna be drinking, but. But we're not drinking and driving, though. But no, no, you can drink, babe. It's all you. I'm gonna be the sober one today. And you're the one that can, you know, get my stuff. I won't take care of this girl, guys, because. Look at, she's all right. She took off her makeup. She's ready to go, guys. She's literally lit right now. I'm fighting to get a lady tea. Are you gonna come and pull with me? Come on, babe. You gotta use up all you do. I will not get my hair wet, because the chlorine could change my hair green, and I would hate that. I would pull my eyes out. You'd be like a witch or something. Little green bean. Little green bean. So, one thing that I wanna point out just decipher is this, between being a five star and a one star. No, it's not the pool. It's not the sauna. The massage chairs. It's Mariah. No, I'm not. No. No, yeah, it is. It's a mixture of that. But I think it's just Mariah. The attention to detail, because I was saying in my head, and I told Mariah this earlier, this place literally looks way better than in the photos. No, it really does. It's like so much bigger. I'm like shook enough how crazy this is. I remember trying to imagine this in my head, and I did not think the ceilings were gonna be literally, no, these are not, these are like 20 foot ceilings. It's actually crazy. Like look at the plants. We got everything here. Oh, if you're wondering what this is, Mariah literally bought this. It's a grower boyfriend. And we have a little like toy thing in the bottom, and it's supposed to grow. It has not grown at all, but stay tuned because we'll show you an update on that. But we're gonna be enjoying the rest of this. We are gonna go hang out for a little bit. Enjoy the view out here. Then we get to test out the bedroom later. Well, I'm at the massage chair, babe. I'm at like the bathtub in the sauna. What did you think I was gonna, what did you think I was gonna do? Anyway, we've got to do this. Guys, so we're trying to figure out what this toilet does, and I think we figured it out a little bit, so you gotta turn that on. And I don't know what you just, do you just sit on it? Like is that what you're supposed to do? Here, wait, here, let me turn this. Let me turn this. Ooh, wait, wait, is this supposed to like, shoot at your butt or something? I think it's a dupe, or what is it called? A dupe? Dupe? Dupe? Guys, wait, hold on, this is actually kind of interesting. Wait, wait, hold on. So, oh, wait. Here you go full throttle. You dare me, okay. Honestly, we are staying at a five-foot-star hotel. I'm gonna go full throttle, like, come on. Oh. Hey, Mariah, okay, now Mariah's gonna sit on it. No. Come on, come on, it's not even that much power. It's pretty big though. Guys, it is literally nine, don't stop in the marble five-star crib. Are you kidding me, babe? We've been jamming out some music and having so much fun, literally, we just came out of the pool. I went down the slide too many times. I got a little busy. It's all good, Mariah. How are you feeling after all those little drinks? I'm good. You good? Yeah, I'm gonna tire you out. Wait, you're tired? You can't be tired? I know. Babe, we have all of these amenities that we haven't even broken into yet. This might put me in a sleep, this feels real. Oh, hell no, you gotta get up then. I'm just kidding, no, you can stay there. Guys, having a massage chair in your hotel, like literally, I feel like if this hotel didn't even have a pool, just had a massage chair and a bit jacuzzi, I think it would've been fine. Literally. It literally would've been the perfect one. All right, let me get my suit on. Go with that. Don't worry, guys. I explained super hard. Whoa, oh my God. This is amazing. This is so good, doesn't it? Oh, we need to get one of these for our house. It's time for bed. Hey, we're moving to Florida in a month, Mariah, we're getting one of these for our house. Oh my God. We are about 100% getting a massage chair. After our workout, oh. Oh, this is massaging my full body. Guys, this is literally insane. Exactly what we expected out of a five star place. Crazy, I'm so thankful and so glad we came out here. It was so much fun, guys. I hope you guys enjoyed today's video. It was definitely one of a crazy one and we are so glad we did it because it's been so much fun with you. I know, it was totally worth the price that it was to get this place. Honestly, the people treated us with respect 100%. They are so nice. I mean, if you're spending this amount of money in a hotel, I hope they're nice to you. But that just added onto it. The fact that we have our own room. Okay, so the bad room that we had, what do we have? We had a bed and a shower. Yeah, that was it. This room, we have a bed, we have a jacuzzi, a full kitchen, a pool, a slide, a sauna, and literally massage chairs. Guys, it's insane. How can you beat that? If this video gets to 3,000 likes, we are gonna do this in Florida. So please like this video. Like this video up. Because I wanna show you guys the differences in Florida because we've never been to a five-star place in Florida. And I feel like Florida does it different. I feel like Florida, it's gonna be way better than this. And the fact that it would be better than this is just crazy. I know. But guys, like button, join the royal family. Give this video a big thumbs up. Give this video 3,000 likes. Thank you so much for watching this video. We literally appreciate it. You guys killed it on our last video. If you guys have any suggestions for us to go to like a five-star restaurant or a one-star restaurant or anything, any cool videos, challenges, we will love to do them. We wanna start doing more challenges because you guys love them and we love like figuring out like the difference between like five-star and one-star places. So thank you so much for watching once again. I think we're closing out the video here. This is it. We will see you guys in the next video. But until then, peace, love you guys.