 Hey Matt, are you still coming over? I just talked a little Timmy into bed and his father's away on a business trip. Hey Matt, last night was spectacular. I can barely walk. Hit me back as soon as you can. I'd love to see you tonight. Hey Matt, thanks for taking care of my paraplegic daughter. She said she had the time in her life. I'm hoping I can be next. Hey my sweet little munchkin. When are you gonna be a good boy and come up? You've been such a good boy. Why don't you let mommy come take care of you? Goo Goo Gaga. Mommy's so hungy. Gentlemen, these are only some of the texts that I am temporarily ignoring for the Wheel of Muts NFC Championship. Also, the doors are paper thin in this apartment complex. So I'm very sorry to my Japanese neighbors. Konnichiwa. Ni hao, buddy. Oh my wow, more shindanu. It's cool guys, I watch anime. Okay, the NFC Championship. It's Houston Texans season the wild card playoffs. Honestly, they kind of went how they did for the Houston Texans in real life. We stopped them. It was a defensive masterclass. The only difference to real life is we had Joe Flacco at quarterback. I just now put together how funny that is. Here's our lineup right now. We've got the NFC Championship ahead of us and honestly, we have an absolutely insane team. There's not too many holes to fill. I'd like to get a better right tackle. 92 Darisaw is a little weird for me right now. Wide receivers are great. I think a backup to Jameer Gibbs would be nice. He's kind of been a one-man army out there and he's a little undersized. So I think, I don't think a backup half-backs a bad idea. Defensively though, we're still kind of rocking like budget linebackers. Each of these dudes is less than 100,000 coins. Maybe right in the ballpark. So I wouldn't mind getting a 95, 96 in those positions. Backup de-tackle could still use some work. But overall, I absolutely could compete in the Super Bowl with this exact team and I would be just fine with it, but that's not the spirit of wheeling them up. We're definitely gonna make the team as good as we can. All right, boys, we only get two wheel spins because this is the playoffs, but it's a juice. It's the AFC championship. This is Texan season, not the NFC. We get a division, 94, 95. This isn't gonna be a huge upgrade, but hopefully we can grab ourselves a linebacker. Yo, shout out Pete Werder. Pete Werder has been amazing, but it may be time. It may actually be time. We're gonna get the NFC South. If we take any single player in the NFC South, that's a 94 to 95 overall. Let's start with the Buccaneers. Ryan Neal. Okay, Levante David's actually a really good option. Vita Veys is a good backup. We've already got All-Star. Okay, Warren Saps is insane. So Warren Saps actually, Warren Saps is probably the best option right now. Warren Saps is such a good detail. What about the New Orleans Saints? They're so loving. Falcons, what do you got for me? You got a punter, you got Michael Vick. And that just leaves the Panthers. I cannot imagine the Panthers are really the team that comes through for me. Yeah, dude, it's so lopsided for the Buccaneers here in the NFC South. I'm gonna pick up 94 overall Levante David. I'm gonna sub him in where Pete Werner is. I'm sorry, Pete Werner. Your reign has been immaculate, but Levante David is back. I also have to assume that Levante David is gonna get a free lurk artist, which will actually save us an AP on defense. Free lurk artist. Bingo. All right, that first wheel spin, nothing insane, but we do save one AP on defense. That's actually really, really big. And our second wheel spin is... We recently got this. I think it's actually how we picked up Christian Derisaw. Any single player in the NFL, but they always gonna be really young. Yo, they're gonna be so young. 21. Dude, they just took their first sip of alcohol because everybody knows that nobody breaks that rule. So I came out of the fucking womb with a Mickey Ultra in my hand. I came out of the room double-fisting Mickey Ultras. I had a Zina Chino, upper decky, lower decky, two Mickeys, and your mom was giving me a head. Okay, do you remember how I said we need to get a backup for Jamiro Gibbs? So I can't do that, but I can do something else. I'm looking up 21-year-old NFL players. There's honestly like an impressive amount. Anthony Richardson's 21. Keely Ringo's 21. Jordan Addison, Jackson Smith, and Jigba. But I couldn't really use any of those guys. None of those were upgrades for this team. And then I remembered something. Not only is Jamiro Gibbs 21 years old, but Jamiro Gibbs got a team of the year, 97 overall, half-back, which is gonna be a massive upgrade to our already, who's already been insane, 95 overall, Jamiro Gibbs. So it literally is just the exact same card, except plus two-ish to every single stat, some a little bit more. 97 speed, 96, 6L, 98 agility. It's the exact same thing, but better, right? So I was kind of worried we weren't gonna have a good option here, but I'm actually gonna take Jamiro Gibbs and basically pack a punch in to 97 overall. Jamiro Gibbs was born March 20th of 2002. Oh my God, oh my God. I got so lucky. Wait, as you're watching this, he's 22. Ah! Yo, that's crazy. Or is he? I'm trying to do the dates on this. I don't actually know. When are you seeing this? Dude, I lucked out. All I can say is that I lucked out. All I could say is this card have gone poorly. The only thing that does suck here is I totally expect him to have a zero AP ability. Got a lot of good abilities, but all of them are one AP and we don't have the bandwidth on offense. So this Jamiro Gibbs is just gonna have to go in raw. But if he learned anything from me, it's that it's just fine to go in raw. You can always just, you can always just get rid of it after, right? I can't make that joke. I cannot make that joke. Don't go in raw. Wear a condom. You will end up with every STD in the book. Take it from me, okay? That one you can take from me. All right, 97 Jamiro Gibbs. We now have three team of the year players on offense and none on defense. I will say though, Lavante David's a 95 and outside linebacker. So he was born to be there. And we also now have an extra ability of point to use on defense. I guess I could rock universal coverage on Derrick Stingley. Or sorry, Stonewall. Stonewall on Derrick Stingley, why not? Let's make sure everybody's got an ability. We are now a 95 overall team thanks to those upgrades with Lavante David and Jamiro Gibbs, one offense, one defense. I did not expect that upgrade, but I'm really happy to have it. Before we head into the NFC Championship, the only thing left is the challenge wheel, which honestly could just give me another potential prestige player that's really all we're looking to add. Yes! We've got to go off with one player in receiving yards. It could be Jamiro Gibbs. I feel like the realistic candidates are Jamiro Gibbs, Jamar Chase, Plaxico Burris. I'll take a surprise player if it comes down to it. Be all mad and playoffs. NFC Championship, sorry. I'm so used to saying NFC Championship because I'm a Lions fan. Let's go get this, money boys. Come on. Micah Parsons, limited Patrick Mahomes, and then team captain Channing Crowder. That's a solid team. Coach Suggested Defense has been absolutely killer for me, so we're gonna rock it until I feel like switching it. He's got lighted up Mahomes, so he's gonna have that ability the entire game. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, believe. He's gonna start with a handoff and he's gonna get rocked by Carmichael. Picking on the Minnesota Viking. Sort of been a cool Super Bowl matchup. All right, I'm cool with this. R-P-O! Luckily Patrick Sertan's home, or that could have gotten a lot worse, third and two. I don't think he does this. Sorry, I called that R-P-O, there's a read option, my bad. I don't think he does it again though. Oh, oh, we love that, Nick Bosa, Taylor and Carter. It's fourth and four and he's no huddling. Oh my God, wait, huge opportunity. He's passing, we're in Tampa two. Get there, get there, yeah. No way, and I didn't even get him. Holy shit, I dove over him. Damn it, nice play. That was a really nice play. I expected a short throw and he took the top off, so you gotta respect that. I think he hands his ball off now though. That was so weird. I'm going cover four quarters. I'm gonna put Nick Bosa on a light blue. Ray's got a lot of responsibility here. Jaylen Carter, you talk shit about the Jaylen Carter procedure you want, man. That's the most ridiculous 93 overall I've ever used. I think he's gonna try and do the same thing. Oh, oh, we love that, PS2. PS2 is a fucking animal. I gotta look for a corner out. Hit me with it last time on a Bowers. I'm gonna let Ray have his zone. There's the corner out. That's it. Oh, we're on that, we're on that. That's a hell of a throw. And this is inside zone. After some shit like that, bring Shaun T. down. There she is. Come on. That was RPO, wasn't it? Oh no, it just goes same thing. Good touchdown. I don't know what happened there on defense. That was very bizarre. 10 plays, 75 yards. He needed to make some really big plays though to keep that drive alive. I think as we go here, I can turn him over. All right, first and 10, we know this. We know this defense. Oh, I can't make that throw, but Plaxico had him. Plaxico had him cooked. Plaxico's got him again. Plaxico Burris, huge stiff arm. Take 30 inches. He takes a good angle so that I can't get that there. 30 inches don't need much here. I'm gonna take Jameer Gibbs. Oh, I was hoping to have blockers downfield. I'm gonna block Grunk, looking for this post out of Plaxico. Hopefully the user will look at Jameer Gibbs and get spooked or something. Okay. Honestly, the red seat pardon works. I don't know why that is so open. Let's just go Jameer. He's got room. I can make something happen here. Oh, oh, I love that. That's the 97 Jameer. You know what? You know what's funny? I almost said wow, Jameer feels really fast. All right, seven is zero. Gotta punch this in the end zone. He doesn't have inside stuff or no outsiders. Okay, so I can run the ball. Okay, we gotta wait a little bit. Yup. Hey, hey, you guys taught me that one. That was not a good, by the way, that was not a good R feel at all. That shit was bagged. Do you think Grunk can get his man here? Is he shaded for this? I just took the check down. I didn't know if there was anything there so I didn't want to risk it. Second form to run this again though, because he took Grunk last time, which means I can hit Plaxico. I can actually go Jameer. Oh, 97 Jameer. Oh, that's spicy. He's not in though. I'm just gonna hand this off. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He had a full speed ahead. Nobody blocked him? Are you kidding? Oh, he's gonna leave Jameer, but oh my God, I'm getting fucking screamed at. I can't get a thing right now. He's gonna leave Grunk finally. Had to stay hot. Had to stay hot right there. Let's go. The no huddle was the right call. I was nervous. Damn, he got like two fucking screamers on me, but hey, we got him with Grunk. I'm tempted to go for two, but I'm not gonna. Hey, he doesn't have inside stuff. He doesn't have no outsiders. We can absolutely run the ball. That was a really good passing drive though. I'm glad that I know that's in my arsenal, but we gotta go back to the run. It's so much safer. I'm gonna go pass commit. Hopefully get some pass rush here. Dude, we have such good pass rushers. We gotta get home. I'm home's here. No corner outs. Love it. Oh God, he's shaky. How the hell? That was really good move by him. I wanted to go for all of it. I wanted the fucking big hit. We are missing all our hit sticks, dude. I need to connect on some of these. He's going no huddle too. He's gonna go with that same run play. This one doesn't go for as much, but he's still getting good yards on that, which I'm surprised. I'm in a good set to stop that. He gets a two minute warning here. I get the ball at half, so these possessions here are crucial. Do it. Fucking do it. Oh, get home! Will Anderson! Second and 27! That's a huge, that's huge. Now I'm gonna guess pass and I'm gonna send Dermain too. Oh, big hit. A! PS2 knockout! I love Patrick's or Tim. Third and 27, we're bringing out Sam Wilblitz. This is the perfect opportunity for Sam Wilblitz. Right here! Fourth and 27! I can't imagine you go for this. He does. We just gotta get to the quarterback before he can throw this. He's gonna block McCaffrey, or we get to him. If he doesn't block McCaffrey, we get to him so fast that... Holy shit, he just got so much time on that. Still can't get it off. Sam Wilblitz is the best long yardage pass defense in the game. That's crazy, let's go. I shouldn't be saying shit like that. I have no idea if that's true. I don't play competitively. But I know that at seven to seven, we have the ball and more importantly, we get the ball at half. So I am absolutely in a position to have the lead going at half. And we can run the ball. He doesn't have the ability to stop this. I'm gonna take this, I'm gonna take this left side. I think he ran commit there. Still gonna get five yards on it. Beautiful. Holy shit, that's fucking textbook. Get the joke, joke! I really shouldn't even run that in. I really should kneel that. I should kneel that at the two. Milk all the clock and then score. But whatever, that was disgusting. I love you 97 Jameer. I don't know if 95 Jameer does that. Look at this double juke. I'm the safety and the backer. I don't know if 95 Jameer pulls that off. I do know it's 14 to seven. That was stupid. Actually it was really stupid. You're never guaranteed the touchdown, right? But that was stupid. He has three timeouts and 54 seconds to tie it up. We'll see if that comes back to bite me. Is that a hea- It's not a hea- Surtain, it's our prestige. Patrick Surtain is taking this game over. Oh my God, it's all PS2 right now. That's huge, wait a minute. Now I'm a genius for scoring that fast. Cause I'm gonna score again. All right, easy stretch. He just fucking ran commit on that. See ya! I scored too quick again. In a span of 12 seconds, I put up 14 points. I actually did. I literally just did it again, whatever. Jameer Gibbs is going off. I'm not stopping that man. I don't know about my own. I don't know about my 175 yards though. Yeah, so that was stupid because I definitely could have gone in with a two-position lead and now he has an opportunity to score. But he also didn't have much hope. All right, he'll get a little nine yards there and get out of bounds with a nice play. The thing is we can guess pass every time and just go for some solid pass rush. I'm gonna let the D-line do the thing. We get a sack and we really make this difficult for him. Ooh, Derwin was acting like he had that. If he had caught that ball and tried though, his wide receiver's a touchdown. So you got a tight end, corner round? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Bag, no way. Dude, no way, fourth and inches. You turn this ball over, I'm gonna score again. Oh my God, we're actually here. There's no way, right? He's gotta run this. Oh, God! I'm gonna score again. Oh my God! Oh my God! Dude, that was such a good game and it crumbled in a split second. Holy shit, I was down seven to zero. I put up 21 unanswered in about 30 seconds and I was about to put up 28. Oh my God, that is so crazy. Don't you ever touch it about Jalen Carter. All right, so we don't get our challenge, will we? Absolutely earned the rage quit wheel on this one though. I didn't take it before, whatever. I'm taking it on this one. That was a, dude, I thought it was gonna be a good game. I was sweating when it was seven to zero. Is that a 93 choice? Our choice of a 93 overall player. Gosh, I cannot believe this team is so good that I can't think of who that's gonna be. Oh, can't be fullback, can't be wide receiver, can't be anything whole line. Technically it can be a right tackle, but Darisaw is also technically a 94. He's just out of position. Detackle two. Yeah, let's pick up a detackle two instead of 87 Gino Atkins. I mean, we see how good 93 Jalen Carter is, right? We're headed to the Super Bowl boys. We officially have a new prestige player. We've earned it. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Rather than taking a detackle here, I could get a prestige option. No, I feel like we got a, dude, we got a prestige Patrick Surtain. He earned it, bro. He has been so good. Let's give it, let's give the prestige to Surtain most likely. And then let's also just pick up a 93 detackle. I'm taking Sheldon Rankins. Oh my God, he's fast. 88 speed, 88 excel, 94 blocks, had 94. Wow, this is a nasty 93 overall. He also has like times two detections. I almost could like put Texans come on and actually use it. Will Anderson, Derek Stingley, Sheldon Rankins. Do I have anybody else? Sorry, Gino Atkins. You've officially been replaced on both sides of the ball. Gentlemen, this has been, this has been a crazy season. All that's left is the Super Bowl. I'm gonna hold off on recording the Super Bowl because I don't wanna guarantee this PS2 prestige. I feel like if I wait like, right now I'm like two weeks ahead on Wheel of Mutts. So if I wait two weeks, there's a chance that like, I don't know, maybe Carmichael gets an insane Ultimate Legend. Maybe Devin Witherspoon gets an insane card. Who knows? Who knows who's gonna get what cards. So I'm gonna wait, but I know for a fact that PS2 is an excellent, excellent, excellent team of the year prestige option. This 96 pretty much just took that game over. He's only gonna be better. All right boys, I love you guys. Hell of a Wheel of Mutts and I will see you guys in the next one. Case.