 They say that history repeats itself. So, what can one do in a world where things happen on a regular basis? Well, for starters, one can start reinventing the wheel. Anytime something happens, it's always good to have a template or a formula to fall back on that you can rinse, repeat, swallow. So, with this in mind, I've created not one but two of the most commonly used templates for information security. Number one, what happens when you discover a new piece of malware? Our researchers have discovered a new in the wild. This spreads through. Once infected, this piece of malware proceeds to otherwise to keep their antivirus and antimalware products up to date and don't click on any suspicious links. Secondly, what to do if your company has suffered a data breach? We apologise greatly for this loss from the bottom of our black hearts. This was indeed the fault of one of our third parties, contractors. Third party contractors. We have formally kicked them out to the curb and shall no longer be doing any business with them whatsoever. You can rest assured nothing like this will ever happen again. Have a 10% voucher for a happy meal in McDonald's on us.