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Yeah, can you imitate it? Can you imitate it? How's it go? Electro Daily Puffer. Catch em, catch em, gotta catch em. Gotta catch em on Pokemon. Anyways, man, I don't know what that's about, but we're checking out the High Sparrow, and that just makes me think about the Bird Pokemon Sparrow. I don't know, man. That's just random thoughts I have. Anyways, guys, so we're back with some Game of Thrones. What was the best card you ever had? Oh, the Holographic Charizard. I got a Holographic Charizard in the very first Pokemon pack I ever opened. And he sold it, like, recently. Yeah, I sold it for a lot of money. I remember that. Yeah, I used to have a lot of Pokemon cards. A lot of you guys probably aren't Pokemon fans. I'm not even a Pokemon fan, per se. I haven't even seen the original series all the way through or nothing like that. I just had some random, like, VHS tapes. And Loki, I have a lot of cards that I'm collecting by myself. Every once in a while, we just buy a pack for fun, just to see if we can get something cool. I don't know, man. It's just something to do. When you get old, your hobby is really dwindled. So we're, like, on some tennis stuff, and we're buying Pokemon cards. But we don't really that much, just sometimes. Yeah, it's like once every, like, three months. We'll buy a pack. Very expensive. Anyways, guys, game on. But we only keep the Holographic ones. Thrones, and we are back. Yep. And yeah, yeah, we only keep the Holographic ones, for sure. Dude, what are we on about? I don't know. I just love talking about Pokemon cards sometimes. But, y'all, this is like a new thing I just developed, except for when I was in third grade, I liked it, too. Oh, Pokemon? Yeah. You thought that, like, at one point, you realized that all your friends just didn't think it was cool anymore? Yeah, they just thought it was lame. So if I talked about it passionately, they were just like... Y'all, she used to go and get straight played up and everybody would take her cards. She was that girl. Like, she'd go to do, like, the Pokemon training game. Oh, that looks familiar and getting screwed. Getting screwed, boy. Right. Anyways. She would just, like, trade her good cards for the cute ones. Anyways, yeah. Anyways, guys, Game of Thrones. Thank you guys so much for rocking with us for real. Go hit us up on Patreon. If you guys want the full uncut reactions of these things, I think that they're definitely better. It's worth getting for sure. We talk about it more. We have more laid-back intros, just stuff like that. So go check it out over there. And let's get into one of the greatest shows we've ever seen, guys, Game of Thrones. Let's go. Here we go. Peter Declage. Oh, yeah. John Snissey's Lord Commander. 998. Where are we at? It's that place where the, you know what I'm saying? Where Arya went? Oh, that's her sweeping up. Oh, let's go. That is her. He's like, valla magulis. Valla magulis. I told you. Is that all they say over there? Does that mean, like, hello and hello back? I know what it means, technically, but, like, Arya Loki is sucking at sweeping, though. I just want to point that out. She kind of looks like she's eavesdropping or something. Like, I mean, he got 10 minutes left to work. Yeah, and just act like he had a quick sweep. I've been sweeping this floor for days. You said you'd teach me how to be a faceless man. A man teaches a girl. Mala doiris. All men must serve. Faceless men most of all. I want to serve. Then sweep, girl. A girl wants to serve herself. Yeah, we serve the many-faced God to serve well. A girl must become no one. Which one's the many-faced God? There is only one God. A girl knows his name. And all men know his gift. When he keeps saying become no one, is he talking about, like, dissolve your ego and all that? I don't know. Just spit them out. I thought I meant, like, be incognito for life. Oh, he done killed that man? From that little fountain? Where are they taking him? I swear she's about to be like, a man goes nowhere. I know why you're going to ask. You're not even going to get an answer. You're going to get a question or whatever it is. Seriously, he loves that, doesn't he? I am his and she is mine. Already? They come quick. She looks way better at this wedding. She looks cooler because I like the little crown she has on. That's so cool. Of course, my grandmother couldn't wait to go home. The capital's not for everyone, I suppose. You hated them gardens. Does your mother like it here? She told me never to trust anyone in Kings. So wonderful to have her watching over you. A lioness guarding her cub. I'm a man now. You are, and the king. But you'll always be her baby boy. I adore her. She's always been so generous with me, so kind. And the horror she's had to endure. She's in her husband, her eldest child and her father. It's no wonder she's so protective of you. She'll never let you out of her sight. She's good, ain't she? What's a practice? You look very much in love. The first days of marriage are often so blissful. She's certainly very pretty, isn't she? He's kind of like Doffery, isn't he? She smiles quite a lot. She thinks she's intelligent. I can't quite tell. Do you ever miss Castilly Rock? There's nothing for me in Castilly Rock. But that's where you grew up. You always told me that you like the people there better. Why are we speaking of Castilly Rock? The way that you talked about it, I always thought that you missed it, that it was your real home. This is my real home now, where my family lives. I want you to be happy, mother. I know that. But wouldn't you be happier in Castilly Rock? She's about to scream. I know. I said darling. Is he starting to smile? Oh my guys, this is dope. She said mother. Marriage agrees with you. I wish we had some wine for you. It's a bit early in the day for us. No, no, I can't stay. I just wanted to let you know if there's ever anything I can do for you. You're very sweet. I absolutely adore him. You raised a gallant young man. I'm forever grateful. Good. I'm glad to hear you happy. Ecstatic. I really am. Exhausted, to be honest, but... I'll leave you to it then. Oh, forgive me. What's the proper way to address you now? Queen Mother or Dowager Queen? There's no need for such formalities. In any event, judging from the king's enthusiasm, the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon. Wouldn't that be a lovely day? Can you imagine the celebrations? They'll ring the bells all day and night. Remember, anything you need. Don't make me start rooting for Cersei now. I don't like that showboat in her face. Yeah, I kind of do. I kind of think it's funny. Yeah, I do find it highly entertaining. Yeah. Look at her. I want a vision. I think it's funny because Cersei like... Cersei can be mean AF and then now her son has to deal with, like, garlic. Dude, don't... don't back her in a corner. I know. Cersei, calm off. I am. She'll play you. She'll bite you. Yeah. The Ravens. And then Tom is over there. He don't feel any remorse for her brother's death. You know, not that you should personally feel it, but that was kind of interesting when he said... I like how Margaret is a smile in your face, kind of evil, though. It's a unique way to be evil. But is she evil, though? She seems pretty evil to me, the way she's trying to kick Cersei out. Maybe she thinks it's best. Oh, boy. We can't hold the North with terror alone. You can't hold the North if we let these lesser lords insult us. I sent you there to collect taxes, not bodies. Lord Cowan refused to pay. To add the warden of the North would always be a Stark and he'd be damned if he'd kiss a traitor's boot. He left you no choice. I played him living. Along with his wife and brother made his son watch. The new Lord Cowan paid his taxes. Oh, crazy. I have something important to tell you. Yeah, what, are you a dog or something? We don't have enough men to hold the North if the other houses rise up against us. Do you understand that? You are packed with the Lannisters' protections. I'd have packed with Tywin Lannister. And Tywin Lannister is dead. The remaining Lannisters are a thousand miles away dealing with that fact. They have never once in the history of the Seven Kingdoms sent their army this far north if you think they will for us, you're a fool. He's pretty smart. We become a great house by entering into alliances with other houses and parlaying those alliances into greater power. The best way to forge a lasting alliance isn't by peeling a man's skin off. The best way is marriage. Now that you're a Bolton by royal decree, it's high time you married a suitable bride. Who? Right? And as it happens, I found the perfect girl to solidify our hold on the North. I think I have an idea. No, Sean. Oh. If he's, he has a marriage proposal and I knew it wasn't going to be him. Oh, and little fingers, little fingers weasley like that. He's such a D-bag, man. So he's got a underlying plan to sell. I don't want to get ahead of myself, but it seems like he's right. Yeah, that's like... That's my Cailin. Yes. That's where they are. That's Shabbie, isn't it? You've been here before. On our way down to King's Landing with my father and Arion. Where are you taking me? Home. The Bolton's have Winterfell. Your marriage proposal, it wasn't for you. No. Bruce Bolton murdered my brother. He betrayed my family. He did. He serves the Lannisters. For now. He incidentally was a part of that too. Winterfell is your home. Not anymore. You're a Stark. Your hair doesn't change that you're Sansa Stark eldest surviving child of Ned and Catalan Stark No places in the north. I can't marry him. You can't make me. He's a traitor a murderer You're not marrying Ruth Bolton. No, we'll be marrying his son and heir Ramsey one day He'd be warden of the north and I won't force you to do anything Don't you know by now how much I care for you. No, you don't you say the word you're selling her But listen to me listen you've been running all your life terrible things happened your family and you weep Stop being a bystander. Do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world Not unless we make it you loved your family avenge them avenge them my ass will run up that hill So what she has to walk down there by herself? That sucks man We're Sansa man. I remember at the very beginning of the show I was like I didn't really like Sansa that much but or she's growing on me a lot And now she has to go marry this psycho. That's so annoying. Look, they're right near her go around We'll lose sight of them. Doesn't matter. Are you getting bit old to be a squire? Why are they always asking these questions you end up squaring for him. He hates that nickname Well, he's not here to complain about it. Is he Lord Tywin heard my family name was plain So he pardoned me and sent me to King's Landing to squire for his son was punishment for both of you Always very good. Yes, all your lords have been very kind to you all except me Sorry, I just squire such a nasty person. I'm not sorry. You're the best fighter. I've ever seen you beat the hound I'm proud to be your squire. Oh I'm sorry. I'm always snapping at you I wouldn't learn anything And then you like just like the employee you want right to get to be true, right? Yes starting tomorrow, we'll train with the sword twice a day before we write in the morning and after you make camp in the evening And I'm going to show you how to ride properly. Thank you. I can't like you, but I can't teach you how to fight I suppose that's more important. They're not your buddies. Oh, yeah, and he's good too. Look at that. You win survivor You weren't tonight, but you were a king's guard to Renly Brathi, weren't you? I was Lord Tyrion said he was a good man He was how did you end up serving Renly when I was a girl my father held a ball He invited dozens of young lords to Tath. I didn't want to go but he dragged me to the ballroom and it was wonderful None of the boys noticed how mule-ish and tall I was Whispered in my ear how they wanted to marry me and take me back to their castles my father smiled at me And I smiled at him. I'd never been so happy Till I saw a few of the boys sniggering and then they all started to laugh They couldn't keep the game going any longer Brienne the beauty they called me great joke And I realized I was the ugliest girl alive natural a great lumbering beast I tried to run away, but really Baratheon took me in his arms. Don't let them see your tears He told me nasty little shits aren't worth crying over. Oh And he was King's brother after all but wasn't he Lord Tyrion said he was yes pod He liked men. I'm not an idiot. He didn't love me. He didn't want me He danced with me because he was kind and didn't want to see me hurt He saved me from being a joke from that day until his last day. He totally missed the story didn't he? And I couldn't save him in return Nothing's more hateful than failing to protect the one you love one day. I will avenge King Rente But you said a shadow How do you fight a shadow shadow with the face of Stannis Baratheon? I know it's Stannis I know it in my heart You're right as we know it Man not a shadow man And just anus, please. Yes, Lord commander. Let's speak alone All he is my steward now as I was Lord commander moments I want him to attend my meetings To learn from them with experience one day. He might come on. Oh, I love that. Have you considered my offer? And I thank you for it. You do me great honor all my life I wanted to be John Stark say the word new will be he's gonna say no I mean he's Lord commander, you know, I'm Lord commander of the night swatch my place is here I'm giving you the chance to avenge your family to take back the castle where you grew up to rule the North You don't want him to do it He doesn't know about Sansa if he did and then maybe he would me I do but I swore a sacred vow at the gods Maybe no, you're right pledged my life to the night swatch You're as stubborn as your father and as honorable I can imagine no higher praise. I didn't mean it as praise honor that your father killed But if your mind's made up, I won't try and dissuade you May I ask your grace how long you plan to stay at Castle Black? Are you bored of us already? You saved us from Man's Raiders army. We will never forget that but it's a question of survival The night swatch can't continue to feed your men and the wild in prisoners Indefinitely winter is coming We march on Winterfell within the fortnight before the snows flap us here And the wild is? They'd rather burn than fight for me so be it. I'll leave their fate to you You could execute them. That's the safest course Or you could see if this torment fell as more willing to compromise than Mansever was I assume the brothers of the Knights watch would rather see the wildlings dead There's little love for the free folk here. You're the Lord Commander. Your decision You have many enemies in Castle Black. Have you considered sending Alice a thorn elsewhere? I heard it was best to keep your enemies close. Whoever said that didn't have many enemies Why is they miss so awesome? He just leaves you on these crazy quotes You see something in you might not be apparent from his tone But it's the truth. He believes in you. I'm sorry I disappointed him Yeah, but John don't believe in him Right The king is a complicated man. He's the one true king. He's a blood right to that thorn How does the Knights watch Val Gorgon? I pledge my life Right, that's enough. The shield, the guards, the realms of men That's what you swore to be It just might mean waiting in the muck getting your boots dirty And doing what needs to be done And what needs to be done So that's setting it up then, Han Now John's got like a decision to make Yeah, I'm telling you all he has to know is about Sansa And I bet he would go because that's that's terrible Yeah, he knows a little about any of that as far as these concerns are all good I bet no one's told anybody though about that What do you want? Who are you? What? You, who walk in here with a coin you never earned Whose value you do not respect Who are you? No one Ow! Cunt! Lie I'm sad to lie Who are you? I told you I'm not... Who are you? You're about to find out What are you doing? We're only playing the game of faces That girl is not ready Clearly not I am ready For what? For whatever you want to be a faceless man To be no one I'm ready personally I'm ready I'm trying to figure it out It belongs to Arya Stark Arya Stark's sword, Arya Stark's clothes And man wonders how is it that no one came to be surrounded by Arya Stark's things? Oh, did your stuff, did your stuff You gotta join the cult completely You basically gotta be in jail Submit your stuff So she gotta wear a cloak and stuff Maybe donate that stuff People could use that around there What? She's gonna have to do that Well it's okay, that guy can find that coin Not needle, right? That's like her favorite thing You gotta hit that in the bushes on the way out I ought to go bury it on the island Aw Rest in peace, man, to your teacher What was his name? Do you remember? Well that's that sword's from Jon Oh yeah, that's right But the guy that taught her to name it though, what was his name? Sirio Sirio's Oh yeah, there you go I bet it's gonna come down to She's gonna need to get rid of that though So that man's gonna know he's sneaky That is creepy That's cool That'd be like a really cool spot to go Yeah, but I wouldn't want to like live there Do you not have like a lot of questions? This place has to be some type of cult place or something, right? Or is it the morgue? They're using some like dark magic or something, I don't know Yeah, it's kind of like a morgue vibe But maybe it's just because there's a dead body right there And like some fire pits What do we do if them after we wash them? That wasn't a dumb question Thought that was a good question He knows her Oh and she's like all of age now And he's probably like, oh she's so pretty But I don't even have no balls anymore Probably sucks Like for real, you know what I'm saying? Lady Sansa Welcome Punch him, punch him Will Bolton I like that one better Yeah, introduce my son, Ramsay Bolton The damn gremlin man over here Ramsay Baggins Is he shorter than her? Of course he is Oh that says real girlfriend Oh and she's psycho though Yeah, she's crazy Remember she was like arrowing the crap out of that girl I'll bring you a bowl of hot water I'm out of position Lady Stark, the North, three members I like that, the North and members We'll never forget I'll never forget Sam, Mr. Raymond The apologies for not being here Take good care of him Brothers, as you all know too well It's long past time to dig a new latrine pit He didn't think it was funny, did you see that? Surely Yawik and I have decided to appoint a latrine captain To oversee this crucial task Brian, seems like a good job for a ginger Sir Alisa, you have more experience Than any other ranger at Castle Black You proved your valor many times over While defending the wall from the wildland attack I name you first ranger Not a petty bong in your body, John, let's go Well, Janice, I'm giving you Commander Greg Gregard is a ruin Yes, the fort is in a sorry state Restore it as best you can First build a Yawik and spare ten of his I was charged with the defense of King's Landing When you were soiling your swaddling clothes Keep your ruin All right, all right You mistake me, my lord That was a command Not an offer Pack your arms and armor Say your farewells and ride for Gregard I will not go meatly off to freeze and die I will not have it Did you hear me, boy? I will not have it Are you refusing to obey my order? Uh-oh What's gonna happen? You can stick your order up your This is stressful politically, though I mean, you might have to make an example out of him Yeah, but sometimes that backfires It does Take Lord Janice outside They said, okay Bring me my sword You better pretend he was drinking ale Yeah, I'm like, sorry, my lord I was a little drunk Didn't mean to say that Get your hands off me Stop, all of you John said, give me my sword It sounded like when I was about to get a spanking He said, frighten him You ain't at the Capitol, you at the wall You think he's gonna do it? I don't know, man I need to digest this Like, what are you doing, John? I need a segment Oh, he looks fire in that coat, though Oh, John Is this just a status? What if he, like, knights him? He ain't gonna do it I know I don't know what's gonna happen If you have any last words, my lord Now's the time No way I was wrong He was a little commander I was wrong Give him mercy, John My lord, please, mercy Mercy I'll go, I will I'm afraid I've always been afraid We know you were hiding What? Were you expecting that? I had the thought, he might No way, don't mess with John Santa said, I choose Bernie, but hey I don't know, is that, like, what you're supposed to do if you're John? What in God's green earth is this? Oh, they're just playing some Dut Dut Goose What the heck? That's the leader What are you doing? You have profaned our faith The faith of our fathers and forefathers I am the high scepter, not the scepter You are a sinner, and you shall be punished Dang, the high scepter was doing that The brothel They sort of just came out of nowhere though, right? Did they not? They're gonna have to whip a lot of people around here I know, King's Landing's about to get whooped up Yeah, King's Landing ain't spelt right in a long time You've graced Grand Maester It doesn't matter As the high scepter of the faith of the seven An assault on my person is an assault on our very religion You're assaulted I was, by those fanatics who call themselves sparrows They humiliated me, they beat me, they left me naked and bleeding on the cobblestones I am lucky to be alive I heard this assault began in Littlefinger's brothels This is a rather shocking thing to hear I tend to both the highestborn and the lowliest amongst us Even prostitutes may earn the mercy of the mother A man's private affairs ought to stay private Yeah, but Because you knew it too All right, I'm just squatting self Justice, I ask that you execute their leader His so-called high sparrow He's a threat to everything we hold sacred If he goes unpunished Then where do I find this man? His high sparrow That's the episode name I don't think this is a good idea, your grace Nonsense, Samarron Where can I find the high sparrow? What the heck are you all on? You're struggling The young man said I'd find the high sparrow back here Where is he? High sparrow Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? Like Lord Ducklin or King Turtle We're often stuck with the names our enemies give to us The notion that we're all equal In the eyes of the seven Doesn't sit well with some So they belittle me Hello, Sam Seven blessings to you, my dear Seven blessings to you Quite an easy burden to bear Far easier than hers Why no shoes? Because I gave them away to somebody We all do that It stops us from forgetting what we really are Is that why you came to King's Landing? Tell them no one's special And they think I'm special for telling themselves Perhaps they're right It would be comforting to believe that, wouldn't it? The gods sent you here to tempt me I had assumed you'd only come here to arrest me Hypocrisy is a boil Lancing a boil is never pleasant Although they could have been more careful with the blade The high septum came to speak to me today Doesn't want me to arrest you He wants me to execute you I wouldn't presume to know your thoughts on the matter My thoughts on the matter are in line with your own The high septum's behaviour was corrosive As was his attitude Having a man like that reside in this septum It's a way of the faith from the inside So now he resides in the Red Keep Dungeons instead The faith and the crown are the two pillars That hold up this world One collapses so does the other Dang, that was crazy, right? He must do everything necessary To protect one another Does she's like joining with that guy? Would she like support him? I mean like to me Like I'm just getting vibes of like You know like the Catholic Church Back in the day obviously How powerful that became He just cut her rat's head off You're great Send a raven with this message To little finger at the eerie Or wherever he's slithering about At once, your grace How's your work coming along? Very well You've made progress More than I expected Still a way to go Open Very good I'll leave you to it then Make sure little finger is clear On the meaning of the word Immediately Whoa, Frankenstein over here Isn't that the mountain? Don't any of them like Yeezy friend Uh-uh, that's him That's scary She really is lovely I hope I can make her happy I hope so too I've become quite fond of Lady Sansa during our travels together She's suffered enough I'll never hurt her You have my word I've heard very little about you Which makes you quite a rare thing I haven't been a lord very long I was a bastard And you're not anymore Allow me a moment alone with Lord Malish Yes, Father Is Ramsay just playing nice in front of her? Yes, of course he is I'm forever in your debt They needed a start To have Winterfell basically So that helped them out too, I feel It seems pleased Shouldn't it be? It's a name I need Not a virtue Then I have delivered everything I promised And you're prepared for the consequences And the Lannisters here I've wed Sansa's start to Ramsay The Lannister name doesn't mean What it once did Tywin is dead He kept his house in power Through sheer will Without him, Jaime has one hand And no allies Wow Talman is a soft boy Not a king to fear Queen will be enraged Queen Marjorie adores Sansa Cersei is Queen Mother A title whose importance wanes With each passing day And yet she's still his friend Men in important places Whom she can ask for favors A message for you From Cersei Lannister A rider arrived from the Erie Shortly before dawn Apparently she thinks she's still in the Vale A message from me, you say Strange that the seal is broken I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Balich If you receive word in the night from the Queen Mother Does make me question our new alliance The Lannisters made you one of the great loads of Westeros Yet he, you are in the North undermining them Quite gamble with your position Every ambitious move is a gamble You gambled when you drove a dagger Into Robb Stark's heart It appears that your gamble paid off You're a warden of the North I had Tywin Lannister's backing Who supports me now? You? The Erie is mine The last time the Lords of the Erie Formed an alliance with the Lords of the North They brought down the greatest dynasty This world has ever known Like to borrow one of your birds Cersei will expect a reply I'd like to read the reply I like that he keeps his finger on the pulse though Yeah Little finger respects that Quarterian, he said it's placed I know his family sucks But I still put that one I have to give it to this wheelhouse The Lannisters is a large city I will not be of any use To Daenerys Targaryen If I lose my mind I can't remember the last face I saw That wasn't yours It's perfectly good face I'm losing my mind If anyone recognizes you You'll lose more than that Look, we are thousands of miles from Westeros What am I? One more drunk dwarf You were in a box though And you were chilling But you had no choice Isn't that the craziest little like Bill would you've ever seen? Yeah On our bridge That's nuts I feel like my neighbor would hear Everything I have to say though Oh, it is The volunteer masters are very organized Flies for dung shovelers Hammers for builders Tears for horse We should keep moving May I say there's multiple of her The only red priest we had in King's Landing Was Thoros of Mere This one's much better looking Oh, a red priest, okay So Milisandre's one too What is she in Wolverine? Good luck stopping the spread of greyscale with prayer We're going to meet the savior You should have told me Who doesn't want to meet the savior? Man, why aren't you looking at him like that? You must still look into the light and saw him So you're telling me that wasn't Yu-Gi-Oh That wasn't Yu-Gi-Oh from... Yeah, I think it was He could have been a little man Oh, that's me We blend right in Oh my god, she's just like Daenerys Hello Hello You've got no drink You've got no money Until quite recently I was one of the richest men in the world Man, he's risking it all, isn't he? A woman love I always pay my debts I'm well known for it They all like her Because they've never met a queen You're just saying that You know how to spot a liar If I could pick any girl here I would pick you I'm sorry, I can't Of course you can You're shy I'm not He's not Have another drink Gladly, but this I can't do Believe me, no one is more shocked than I am I hope it passes What will I do in my spare time? That's the bathroom, bro That's crazy Show's almost over Made some kind of mistake Tell me what you think you're doing And then Taking you to the queen He's going there already, Jorah Is it because that's a Lannister? And he's just like Oh, man, guys Why does Tyrion keep being a prisoner? He just is easy to kidnap Guys, crazy episode, man So one of the things that struck me a lot In this episode was when Tommen made that statement to Marjorie And said that it's really funny how I'm here Living this luxury life Like living my dream in a sense And it all is because my brother died That was just like a very deep thing to say It goes to show that at least he thinks about things like that You know, but at the same time He said that he didn't have any remorse for it That makes me a little scared, man Because he seems like a nice kid But He seems like rainbows and butterflies to me But he's just a little kid though And this girl like He's so naive She might ruin him and like change him I don't know, man I don't know I don't know where they're really going with that Cersei's obviously in a really weird spot right now Like no one even Like she's sitting there with the window open Nobody's even looking at her You know what I'm saying? They don't care at all about her The big shocker of the episode Obviously is Ramsay Snow and Sansa Are about to What the heck That's not even fair Because Ramsay Loki is That was like the worst thing Little finger could have done for Sansa He's so sneaky, man I would hope at this point Sansa would realize what type of game he's playing If I'm Sansa Well, she doesn't really know him quite yet Well, it's just hard to put myself in Sansa's shoes But if you're Sansa, man Like on some level Like you just You just want to break free of people But it's like it goes back to a point I was saying earlier in the series This world's very small There's not a lot of places to go Right And She I think she's actually has the idea to avenge them Because when the lady looked at her And was like the North remembers Sansa I was like And that's why she even agreed to go Because Little Finger encouraged her Well, I mean deep in her soul, man If she ever has an opportunity to jump Like to jump, she will Right I mean, she's going to betray them The first chance she get I mean, it's only I just guess I don't know how she's gonna do it But see, the Boltons are smart They would have to know that I mean, she slaughtered her He slaughtered her family So he has to keep very close tabs on her They have to, yeah Right, I'd imagine that she's about to go in there And just be a prisoner I mean, that's the only thing that makes sense Like She's basically almost the same way in King's Landing Another very interesting thing is John Like what the heck is John doing, man John came and I think what it is guys And these thoughts just come to me like instantly, right So I could be so wrong Like I watch these things all the time And realize I'm dumb Like trust me, I get it Maybe John's like, you know what Even though it's part of my doing Like the wall is just not what it used to be And now that I'm in a position Now that I'm actually in that position And I don't really know how I would be Until I'm actually there You know, everybody likes to sit on the outside And think what they would be like He's in the seat And maybe the first opportunity he saw To restore To become a strong leader Right, he wanted to be a strong leader And try to lead through strength And with an iron fist And he just saw it as an opportunity It seemed like, I don't know Like what do you think? I think it was kind of to regain the like strong At the beginning there seemed to be like a standard The Night Swatch had And it fell apart right at the time And after Jor Mormont kind of died It kind of like, you know Sir Alizer did what he could But like what could he really do You know, Crestor and all that stuff Junk was happening Well, things fell apart because they joined What in numbers Yeah So traditions obviously broke So I feel like John did that just to like Kind of like restore the values My thing is man The man begged Mercy And I understand if you're John He's like, man I don't want people to think that They can still talk off the lip And then just beg Mercy at the end of the day And I'm going to be leaning on them So I understand where he's coming from I really do You just got to be careful with stuff like that man You know, I don't know if it's right or wrong Good or bad We'll see Because Rob Stark did it And the guy like pretty much cursed him Yeah, he ended up getting slaughtered up Yeah, the Carrster guy He pretty much was like Like, I'm going to haunt you And then basically the worst thing possible Happens to him Arya is definitely in a cult I don't really know how it's to describe this Right A worse cult than Sanis is in Because she's in there She's living in that dang place Sweeping the floor It doesn't even show where she gets to sleep Or eat She's just a sweep in the floor Yeah 17 hours a day Gosh, she sweeps that floor Brianna Tartt told a really sad story, man About how There was a time in her life where she felt Beautiful and happy and wanted And then That was all crushed And literally an instant And it was crushed by A lot of people go like a whole lifetime And you know, something like that Will happen to them maybe once Maybe, you know, two or three times But she said there was like seven or eight dudes Who crushed her all at once That's pretty tough, man That's so rude So she embraced it And became one of the best warriors that Because Renly was nicer and showed her kindness Yeah, all because of Renly So shout out to Renly And there was something I saw as missing Oh yeah, there's something weird going on, man I'm getting Catholic Church vibes about About this high sparrow idea So the idea is they came into a brothel And they used their moral authority to decide That their moral law proceeded the law of the land And they just decided they were going to drag Someone out of Peter Rowsh's private The septum Establishment, right So in my mind, like The guy who represents the religion part of the realm Right Like, do I personally think the brothel is gross and immoral? Like, I personally do, right? But the thing is, is like There's my personal belief like that And then there's like the law of the land And if that's the law, that's the law And this place, these people can't just come in And decide that they're gonna be Basically like the Catholic Church, man I don't want to see these people political power, I guess Because there's these sort of scenes down with it Because she said She went to the leader and was basically like We protect each other Well, she said something crazy about there Was two pillars of strength The one was the faith And one was the capital and the faith Or something like that And they need each other to like keep up the structure It was like basically saying like their terms Of church and state, basically Absolutely, absolutely So a lot of parallels there It's getting crazy, let's go Let's go Oh Where has Bran been this season? Hey That was violent A bit of his ass in there like some potatoes in here Mm-hmm What's Bear's gonna do? Just go on without him? Is that Estamante? Park, Sir Jamie Aww The Sapphire Isle Where are we on a merchant ship? Why no Lannister sail? No respect This ship's sailing to Oldtown We'll get up earlier Not far from Sunspear Throw ourselves to the dawn and shore in the night You ever been to dawn? The dawn is so crazy Why not kidnapping dead princess? We're rescuing my niece Bringing her back to her family You don't have to lie You see our boys here? Right Why not send 40 of me? Or an army? Unlike most folks, you've actually got one Because I don't want to start a war True It has to be me It has to be you to get your respect back with Cersei You set your brother free, didn't you? I bet your sister didn't like that Marys set him free Give him my regards He murdered my father If I ever see him, I'll split him in two And then I'll give him your regards Dang That music made it so heavy, didn't it? So it's like that, huh? Iron Bank has called in one tenth of the crown's debt Given the expense of rebuilding the royal fleet How much can the crown afford? With winter coming, half what they ask You're the master of coin How do we pay them? House Tyrell could front the gold And the crown would pay us back in time Or I'd have words of my daughter Borrow money's not a solution to this You've already given us too much No, we must arrange better terms with the Iron Bank That's where he has to go Me? As the king's master of coin, I can think of no one more qualified I will be honored, your grace The king has expressed concern about his father-in-law's safety on this voyage He's ordered Cimmerin to personally lead your escort Oh, man I've very own king's guard Physic- Save travels, Lord Tyrell I'll give your regards to the titan of Braavos Aw, I feel like something bad's gonna happen All council grows smaller and smaller Not small enough Yeah, the bigger it is, the less control she has, huh? Right I'm here, sir All over Westeros, we hear of seps being burned Wars teach people to obey the sword, not the gods Perhaps the gods need a sword of their own An army in service to the gods themselves And to you, of course, as the chosen representative of the seven An honor I never expected Or indeed, ever wished for Which is why you were chosen All sinners are equal before the gods What would you say if I told you of a great sinner in our very midst Shielded by gold and privilege Who, you? May the father judge him justly These guys look like they'd be some background characters In a Metallica concert or something What, smashing the barrels? I don't know, just looking like What the heck, man? Oh, that must be Ramsay in town There's a special place of seven hells for your kind Oh, they're branding them Oh, my Lancel? Why don't you say Lancel, that one, Lancel? How's that guy? I got that from Lancel That ain't him, is it? Oh, that ain't good, that's your plane's brother Broken the laws of gods and men Using QR, justice And that's Loris? Why is my brother in a cell? I don't know, I didn't order it You told me she was returning to Castile Rock Are you saying my mother's behind this? Aren't your mother getting along? Did she do all that just for that? Really? Maybe Oh, my God Like if all these people have to suffer, so be it Sweet King, do you have any affection for me at all? You're my queen Can't bear to think of my brother locked away in some grimy cell I'll set him free for you Do you promise? To be honest, his voice is sweeter than hers I demand that Sir Loris be freed now Did I arrest him? Well, no But you armed the Faith Militant You gave the High Sparrow an army And your wife has every right to criticize Can't allow fanatics to arrest the Queen's brother No matter his perversions And I tell Marjorie you have Sir Loris released I told you I'm not holding Sir Loris I'm sure if you speak to the High Sparrow, he'll release the poor boy Poor Tomman, I'm gonna do all these tasks He doesn't even know what to say He didn't get any time with Tylen either to like At least learn how to like approach these matters diplomatically Right, Cersei doesn't even helping She's like, I didn't do it, it wasn't me Oh, hell no But he's the King His holiness is praying, he will not be disturbed If you order and we'll clear out this rabble You mean kill them here at the step? You'd be sending them to meet the gods that they love Geoffrey would be like, kill them all Bathe in their blood Get out to my way Tomman's like, wait, you mean kill them? We'll find another way That's the King, y'all What are y'all doing? My Queen, there was no way to free Sir Loris without violence You're the King of the Andals And you let a band of fanatics imprison your brother by law I'm going to speak with the High Sparrow Are you? When? I have to send word to grandmother Will you come back later? I need to be with my family Your great- I had every soldier in the city at them steps Right, that's what she wanted Under the light, watch You should have given your son What's your fault? His honor is weakness and deformity So scars mean nothing to the Lord of Light Her father's the Lord's chosen King And her father's blood runs through her veins Yeah, I think she looks cool with it Yeah, me too You march on Winterfell soon Once before you put your faith in Sir Devos And left me behind I hope you won't make that mistake again I won, I need you You only need faith, my king I knew my lady, what do you need? To serve my Lord Lord Ashford, Lady Caulfield Never even heard of these people But we need men and they have so That's a good idea How many men does this Lord Maze enough to send us? More than Lord Wibberley Wibberley Why didn't you say that one out loud? Not him I know, I'm sorry But we need men and supplies Who is it? And Ruth Bolton's the warden of the North Murdered my brother We swore to be the watchers on the wall We can't watch the wall with 50 men And we can't get more men Without help from the warden of the North That's why Sam didn't say that one out loud He just put it there Apologies, my lady Just keep walking, Sam End up with a weekend leech upper butt Lord Commander Come with us when we ride south None of us know the castle as well as you do Winterfell was your home once Don't you want to chase the rats out of it? Castle Black is my home now There's only one war, life against death I loved another The dead don't need lovers But I still love her You know nothing, John Snow Oh no That was strange She must have saw that in the fire Oh, and she knew what she did Always planting them rustle seeds They should teach her how to fight Are you lonely? Just bored, will you board a lot too? I know Castle Black is not place for a child I liked it I know mother didn't want to bring me Why'd you say that? She told me I don't want to bring you She shouldn't have said that Are you ashamed of me, father? When you were an infant The Dauntless Trader landed on Dragonstone His goods were junk except for one wooden doll It even sewn a dress on it in the colors of our house No doubt he'd heard of your birth Just remember how you smiled when I put that doll in your cradle Pressed it to your cheek These cute stories always end sour though I know By the time we burnt the doll it was too late I was told you would die The gray scale would go slow The doll gave it to her because she put against her cheek It's enough to know the world before taking it away from you I called in every maester on this side of the world Every healer, every apothecary They stopped the disease and saved your life You were the Princess Serene of House Baratheon And you are my daughter Wow I want to cry right now, Stannis I mean all she's asking is what she wants in the room To say, hey honey Or something though Like anyone have to explain all that? But Stannis is her dad Stealthy Stannis Yeah Yeah This scene is about to be so uncomfortable If freaking Wes's name shows up He's gonna be like, oh my future wife Hello I like the skinned people Is she in the... where is she? Cause it looks like dead people Is that somebody about there? I thought I might find you here Even worse You scared me Well I thought it was gonna be Ranzy But then it was a little finger Father never talked about her Sometimes I'd find him down here lighting the candles Lord Went Had a great tourney at Harrenhal Everyone was there The Mad King Your father Robert Baratheon And Lyanna She was already promised to Robert And you can imagine what it was like for me A boy from nowhere With nothing to his name Watching these legendary men Tilting at the lists The last two writers were Barrison Salmi and Rhaegar Targaryen When Rhaegar won Everyone cheered for their prince Remember the guy who was laughing When he took off his helmet And they saw that silver hair Until he rode right past his wife Elia Martell And all the smiles died Never seen so many people so quiet He rode past his wife And he lay a crown of winter roses In Lyanna's lap Blue was frost Wow How many tens of thousands had to die Because Rhaegar chose your aunt Yes, he chose her And then he kidnapped her That's what I thought He kidnapped her Right But he's making a scene Like she liked him Like they liked each other or something Let's speak somewhere The dead can't hear us Dress for Raiden I am Where are you going? King's Landing Cersei sent for me Can't leave me here I know how hard it is To live with people you despise Believe me But it won't be for long No, we can't leave her Stannis Baratheon Garrison's at Castle Black Once he liberates these lands From the Bolton's Rally her father's bannermen To his cause With the north behind him Stannis can finally take the Iron Throne You think he'll defeat the Bolton's? He has a larger army He's the finest military commander in Westeros A betting man Would put his money on Stannis But what was Littlefinger doing? I am a betting man Okay, there you go And if you're right Stannis takes Winterfell He rescues you from the most despised family in the north Grateful for your late father's courageous support of his claim He names you Wardeness of the north I wouldn't Wardeness of the north You are the last surviving Stark He needs you And what if you're wrong? What if Stannis never attacks Winterfell? Or he does and the Bolton's defeat him And you will take this Bolton boy Ramsay and make him yours I don't know how to do that Of course you do He's already fallen for you His father frightens me He's a dangerous man But even the most dangerous men can be outmaneuvered But you've learned to maneuver from the very best True Littlefinger is the very best I've told you before too long You'll be strong without me Bro, why though? The north will be yours Do you believe me? I expect he'll be a married woman by the time you return She has to play a long game though Like that would be like no I don't want to do this for that long You're a joke, bro Well, she don't realize she's gonna end up Me and dog food or something You're gonna rename her and stuff Jamie said I'm so sorry If I help, we'll just be going in circles They made it What the? Oh Breakfast Oh, ew Look, kebabs I'm off to rescue a princess Sounds like a good song to me Ew Wade, would you choose? In my own keep Drinking my own wine Watching the sun's grovel from a fortune How disappointing I thought you'd have something more exciting planned I've had an exciting life I want my death to be boring How do you want to go? You're honest with the woman I love She want the same thing I mean, it was like nice But if it wasn't your sister The captain of that ship What was it? Bravosi And Toshi Maybe that was some foresight right there Maybe he will die on her arms What? I hope not Maybe she kills him He's ducking down the coat And the locals that Jamie Lannister's in Back of gold I'm not sure you understand How much people hate your family In this part of the world Was a heavy bag And I bet he swore all kinds of holes To get it But you won't be around if he breaks How are they planning to do this? I'm like excited to see it How many you count? Four How many do you think you can take? One If you slow Oh, they see him He didn't even give him the plan He just went for it Morning, lads Wade, we found you Who are you? Cooper This is Darnell You're from King's Landing Action gave me away Flea bottom Welped and whipped Why are you here? Our ship capsized in the night We managed to swim ashore It's a near thing, really Thought the sharks would get us There are no sharks in Jordan Only snakes Sworn those with shark fins Dolphins, maybe Throw your swords in the sand Point us in the right direction We'll find our way home Swords in the sand Now Drop it, drop it, drop it That's why you have, like, multiple swords Aye, come on, Jamie Do your part Measure one Why always? Why always a third over C? That'd be so frustrating to be Jamie though Oh, his metal holes Oh, he used it He's lucky That's what would have bounced off the thumb It hit me in the eyebrow Nice move Luck You had a wonderful teacher Is this stuck in it? Always wanted a daunus, stallion Beasts can run a day and night without tiring We're right to the water gardens With a nice breeze enough Plus, we need to bury these bodies Do you know how long it'll take us To dig all those holes? Do you love that answer? I can't dig very well with one hand Not a tool, really You're gonna wear a brun out, though Yeah, he's over here doing all the labor He's like, I better have a big castle Is there daughters? We must avenge over in ourselves Without Doran, we have no army to march against the Lannisters So these are Oberyn's daughters, too? They don't need an army to start a war Wincercy loves her children And we have one of them You may have a problem He told me he smuggled Jamie Lannister into Doran He's come for Marsala If he gets to her before we do We lose our only chance for revenge You must choose Doran's way and peace Or my way and war I'm with you Always When I was a child, Oberyn came to take me to court Why do you get a story, though? My mother Webb said I was too young and a girl Oberyn tossed his spear at my feet and said Girl, oh boy, we fight our battles But the gods let us choose our weapons My father pointed to the spear and then to my mother's tear I made my choice long ago What was it? Say war, okay Was it war? Yeah I was like, what was it? What was she through the spear through the guy's skull? Oh, that's what that looked like Doran, this isn't you Who are you? You're captured Do you have wine? No Can't sleep with that wine And stay awake Going the wrong way My sister's in Westeros We're heading east You said you were taking me to the queen I am I'm Daenerys Targaryen She's the queen I serve That would be so scary if you're Tyrion I know, but aren't you already headed that way? That would be like I'm already going there, though What a waste of a good kidnapping Oh So happens I was heading there myself What business would you have with a queen? Golden glory Oh, and hate You'd ever met my sister, you'd understand A high-born knight from the north of Westeros Down on his luck in Essos You're very Is it possible that you were running? Why would she have sent you away? Why are you giving away how clever you are? Wait You were spying on her, weren't you? Didn't he know? Yeah You're all coming back to me I was drunk for most of the small council meetings But it's all coming back She found out, didn't she? Found out and exiled you Now you hope to win back her favor with a gift Risky scheme One might even say desperate You think Daenerys will execute me and pardon you? I'd say the reverse is just as likely Dang Did he just go to sleep? Yeah, he helped him Yeah, I'm whining He hit him with that wine back first Everyone looks happy enough from up here I was thinking about all the times your brother Made me go with him down from the red keep Into the streets of Kingsland We like to walk among the people We like to sing to them He sang to them Rhaegar would pick a spot on the hook Or the street of seeds Then he'd sing Just like all the other minstrels And what did you do? I made sure no one killed him And I collected the money Like to see how much he could make He was good He was very good But Sarah's never told you He told me Rhaegar was good at killing people Rhaegar never liked killing He loved singing And what did you do with the money? Well, one time he gave it to the next minstrel down the street One time he gave it to an orphanage and flea-bottom One time We got horribly drunk His dars here waiting in the audience chamber Think I can protect you from his dars or lorak I think I can protect me from his dars or lorak Go Subaristian Sing a song for me Oh, I thought he was really gonna have to hit the note through him I'm really glad he didn't But not all can die in glory Glory Oh, I'll stew men fight Why did your ancestors cross the narrow sea And conquer the seven kingdoms So their names would live on Those who find victory in the fighting Pits will never become kings But their names will live on It's the best chance they'll ever have Is that what you used to tell men before you set them to butchering each other for sport? Your grace today is the traditional start of the fighting season I do not recognize this tradition Traditions are the only thing that will hold this city, your city, together Without them former slaves and former masters have nothing in common Uh-oh Nothing but centuries of mistrust and resentment Where they at? I can't promise this is the answer to all our problems But it's a start In that pyramid? I don't know That's where they live apparently Yeah, it's definitely Girl, you are involved Why's she looking like that? Because she's getting them killed She just trapped them That's what she did She's sneaky See? That better not be great one Nah, they ain't killing great one Oh my gosh No Not right now, right? No He's looking out like what? Oh no Selmy's all alone Oh my god This shows too much Because people can die in any episode You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't trust nobody in this No This is brutal attack Was that great one? I don't know No Oh there you go I think he's fighting without the helmet for identification purposes The old head came out He said, let me show you what I got This is how we swung it back in the 60s boys And the king landed This is going to be the death man No, he's not dying No, no, no, no, no Oh, uh-oh Ah, man Good shot, great one Is he okay? Nah I'm pretty sure Jorah won't mind Is Grey Worm okay? Are y'all good? They're dead Oh my gosh All right guys, wow So that was Game of Thrones, man We lost some characters We lost Selmy We lost Grey Worm Potentially We didn't see him bleed out the same way we did Selmy But yo, man I think he's dead, man That was crazy Dang, they fought hard If they died on the last kills, I would flip out That's what I'm saying They fought too hard That's what I'm saying I can't believe it That was wild, guys So basically Daenerys doesn't really have a hold of the city at all They got a long ways to go and There's way more of those sons of Harpy than I thought Right, the insurgency is becoming bigger Like they're recruiting people there They're obviously, they have a base They're planning things out They're obviously like funded So obviously there's a lot of people against her Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So that's something that she's really gonna have to look out for right there, man Crazy episode Tyrion was kidnapped ultimately by Jorah Just to take him to the same spot he's going Right, which you know, the way that he arrives there under what like pre-Texas could Have a lot to do with basically how he's perceived by the queen though Because I don't know why dude, he might become dragon food for all I know Right, so Varys presenting him would be a whole different meaning than Jorah bringing him as like a prisoner Right, so babe, how do you think that this episode advances in the story? I mean obviously we have the Haspero people and we got that craziness going on which Don't really know how I feel about that guys If we start doing the whole Catholic church thing State versus church and all that Like it's cool. I just hope that it doesn't become too big of a thing because I feel like it's just used kind of so I feel like Cersei wants to have control of like that guy So that's why she like recruited him because like the other guys she didn't really have control over They kind of like used him to like get him on the street So when she has this guy, she kind of like brought him power You know as I'm sitting here in real time thinking about it though I might actually really like this storyline. I don't really know how I feel about it guys Refresh off the recording, but it does make a lot of sense though because there's such a power vacuum Right, right and because I'm sitting here thinking like At first my original thought was like adding this whole Element into the show what it does for me personally it diminishes the strength of king's landing And like I don't really want that because I want it to be I wanted to be strong and prestigious because I want the show to be strong and prestigious If that's if that makes any type of sense, man And so with these with these people coming in it just sort of diminishes that to me but At the same time like what would you expect a soft boy king? A queen who Has an agenda that I mean obviously her agenda is her whole family just want just uses her politically, right? And she's been taught from a young age that she has like a role to play in her family Right But I think it's like a big deal right now that she's like making these choices because tywin just died So like it's really a big deal for her to do something right now. They have to do some type of power move I feel like she's thinking teaming up with like A religious thing will help You're talking about cersei. Yeah, okay, so you're saying that cersei's basically in a position to where She's lost so much control and she's realized that she has to do something radical to shake up the board She doesn't have a card left on the table because because like that's what people are saying like the soft boy king can't do anything So cersei kind of just taking it upon herself in my opinion to do something Anything well what's interesting to me is I don't know man cersei obviously just has a strong belief in herself, man She definitely thinks that she's going to be able to control the situation because I could never see cersei Conceding power that she didn't think that she could backtrack or take back Right, but these people right here, man, they don't even answer to the kings guard So they don't yeah, they don't play the king tried to walk up to them And they were like sorry dude like you just can't he's praying like sorry You're the king we get it But like god's more important than you sorry and like the thing is ultimately man like obviously in the show They're making these people out to be crazy and their carbons shitting their forehead And so obviously they they seem crazy right but they were so radical so fast exactly like they came out swinging Yeah, that's why it was kind of weird and that's why it was when the guy said I guess that kind of stuck out to me The guy said last episode Taiwan Lannister wouldn't have allowed this so it was like immediately Taiwan Lannister dies and like all these little things that were like rising up They're like finally we can spread our ways like Taiwan won't take us down because no one cares Yeah, I mean, it's just the way they portrayed it I mean the show portrays it the way the show chooses to portray it for sure I mean an argument could be made like What society would this particular society be better under like a different type of role like if it was ruled more by The church opposed to the state because the state in this world is not very good at all I mean it's extremely corrupt the state in this world will walk into a brothel and slaughter your baby And not only that, you know, that's not any better You saw flea bottom you saw how just bad it was like right they're struggling terribly there I feel like this show could definitely play with that a little more it could be more open to like portraying that in a more realistic way I feel like but ultimately they're choosing to just make these folks come in crazy like like a cult almost You know I'm saying and that's okay I don't have a problem with that, but I definitely think it's interesting But it really just speaks to Cersei to me like she is so desperate that she would concede power to someone But I I think also she's trying to get some power too because Tom and Loki's trying to send her away And then another thing I just thought about is jamie's gone her dad's gone Tom is a boy king and he's you know getting laid for the first time So what is he and he's trying to send her away like and so in Cersei's mind Like dude for the first time in her adult life. She doesn't really have anyone to challenge her Nobody she's completely even like jamie's gone And then you just saw right there man jamie Finally want to fight so we saw jamie in action with one hand and He might help him. Yeah, he got the dough. He could use it in a fight. Absolutely and I just don't think it's a good strategy to try to use it in a fight I feel like the blade is gonna bounce off my thumb and catch me in the cheek But it was really interesting to see them land on the beaches of Dorne Anytime we add like somewhere new in the geography. It's cool. Yeah, it's so freaking cool, man because Just the way that you know guys we get lost in the sauce watching the show and we get caught up and we forget to mention how amazing the Like the scenery is Does it stop deer all those little details man and those details don't get lost on us when we watch it I'm definitely appreciating it, but right. It's just one of those things man. We talk so much but we talk so much guys not because We try to be annoying, but it's because this show is just it just brings it out of you So, um, what about Sansa? Let's talk about Sansa. Sansa is in the toughest pickle What do you think baby if you're Sansa you tell me from a woman's perspective What are you thinking if you're Sansa in this world from well, okay For me when little finger kind of told Sansa you can avenge them and stuff I just feel like Maybe maybe little finger has that much hold on her or whatever But but me personally and I'm not in her position in any way So but me personally if he was trying to tell me I could avenge them I just feel like that's such a long game that I'm not willing to really play Like sitting there like with a family. I don't know Thinking I'm gonna somehow infiltrate like unless I trusted my like manipulation skills on a family I don't know. I'm not really betting on myself You know, it just seems like In order to play that long game what you're talking about you'd have to have a lot of this one And a lot of trust and you would really have to be okay Deep in your soul with the idea that it might not work out that way Right and they might could just torture the crap out of you worse than the dang You know what I'm saying like you don't know these people you don't know them They can do some horrific. Sorry guys. My hair is crazy Like clearly they do horrific things and she might not not quite know this yet, but She's gonna find out. I'm sure I'm sure she'll see them doing something to someone Or if you think about it, and this is what I was thinking about What if she sees theon? I know she doesn't really like theon, but she'll see he's like tortured Well, theon saw her and he bowed his head. Yeah, because he's nervous He's nervous because like she he destroyed winterfell Well, he's basically ramsey's pet. So eventually she's gonna see him. That's what I'm saying like her dang husband That's her pet. I don't know man. Maybe sansa or fiance, right? Maybe sansa and ramsey will do a little Little couple little couple filet in on theon, right? What if sansa turns crazy, right? What if like dude? I never even thought that maybe she could embrace it But you know what the thing is maybe she will you know how marjorie like came in and embraced joffrey's psychoness What if sansa kind of does that? What if sansa is like the final boss in the show? Oh, my god, she becomes evil from ramsey learns all the manipulation techniques from every little person And then she like takes all these like powers and absorbs them and uses them It wouldn't surprise me. Be crazy. That'd be some dark phoenix stuff, wouldn't it? Yeah I don't know man. This show is going straight wild. So Daenerys is gonna do a tearian like what do you think? What is Daenerys gonna do with tears? Yeah, what's your what do you think's gonna happen? She's probably gonna get out smarted by them again. Ultimately. It's probably what's gonna happen. Uh, I'm sure she had it her way. She would play She would do that little game You know the one where you grab the foot and you tickle the toes and you break them off So you don't think she's gonna just like put them on you don't think Trial no, they're past trial bro. You don't know. I'm talking about Daenerys. You don't think she's gonna Oh, I thought you said Cersei. I'm sorry. No I don't know why you asked me that I thought you was just saying hypothetically if If she gets her hands on Tyrion. No, I'm saying if the no Tyrion's about to meet up with Daenerys What do you think Daenerys is gonna do with Tyrion? Is she gonna like embrace him or try to kill him because he's a Lannister He's a Lannister. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. It's really hard to see. So obviously I don't know. We'll just have to see. I really don't know. I don't know. He's a Lannister but the thing about Tyrion is like Obviously the show's made a really big point to point out the fact that he's a Lannister by blood and name But he's not anything like a Lannister. He beats his own drums And I feel like Daenerys kind of reflects that too because the mad kings, you know So I feel like they kind of have a parallel to each other. So I feel like they might bond over that Maybe I'm genuinely not trying to be funny guys. Seriously. But what if what if Tyrion went the way of Sardavos made his own sigil And became like the ant man or something. That'd be cool. You know what I'm saying? That'd be sick Right with that. Not be cool. Oh my god. And I mean honestly, I hate to You know, I hate to say good things about little finger because he's annoying but He did it too with the um little mockingbird thing Yeah, I really like seeing the maps and stuff like like for example One of the reasons that is so cool that you guys sent us like maps and stuff is like When little finger talks about like the fingers and stuff like that, you know And then we also saw it on the war video and stuff like just seeing like the landscapes and stuff So cool. So I try to picture that map when they're traveling across this world the best I can And it's cool in this season particularly Because they're traveling a lot So we're getting to see like, you know A how they travel which is interesting and b like just all the like scenery and all the different places that we don't really get to visit All right, and they're telling so much story with like the locations. They're picking the Just like the way like the fog rolls in on certain like Locations they decide like for example the place where aria left the hound That certain location somebody in the comments let us know where that was filmed because i'm sure one of you people know but It was really amazing there. It was beautiful, right? And it was just such a good location the eerie Yeah, yeah over there where the area was like remember they said there were a couple miles on the outskirts of the area Yeah, they were like 10 What did they say 10 miles to the bloody gate the music man just the way You know even with this show is really crazy because the reigns of castamere is overused in this show Like they use it so much But it's just the way that like every time it comes in it's different Yeah, and like sometimes it will be like a really like upbeat reigns of castamere and sometimes it will be a slow drawn out Like yeah, I love that. It's cool. It's like I said I know I say compared to lord of the rings a lot But like the music they play behind the characters reflects a lot like about the emotion of the show Yeah, yeah, I mean a lot of shows do that, but yeah, but I do it better than other honestly This is the truth. I never noticed it until I started like reacting on this channel Oh, I never noticed a lot of things. Yeah, I never noticed like music playing in the background of things because like I never like Honestly considered it. That's just the truth. I never like sat there and was like Oh, there's different music playing with this character pops up But when you're really focused on it because you're like reacting to it you notice things like that I never really noticed how every single Every single episode or tv show or movie or whatever they all choose to have like a certain what like a certain look Which a lot of you guys might not know but it's basically like the color grade of the film So I used to just think that they would shoot and record and film and things would just come out the way they came out Speaking of that though There was one particular scene in this that I thought was just color graded beautifully. Do you know which one I'm talking about? do you The one where tommon was walking up to the people And like just the contrast of the black and then you could see like the red cloaks in the back It was just beautifully colored. It was it was good. That's exactly the scene. I was thinking about For sure it looked great Yeah, man every scene in the show was just that one in particular the colors on it if you go back and look at it We're just phenomenal. I wanted to note it in there, but it was just a really intense scene So I was just I was scared what they were gonna do. I wasn't sure I mean, man, I'm seeing like Hairstyles and little clips and there's just all kinds of things in here that are really cool So um in terms of the story man, it basically looks like we're just shaking things up Man, if I had to sum it up I had to sum it up guys. This is where we're at in Game of Thrones Okay, so where we're at king's landings falling apart. There's a moral decay going on I don't know if it's necessarily a moral decay, but The illusion of just like this majestic place is falling apart right anyway, so There's a religious fanaticism coming over The place right and it's being egged on by Cersei because ultimately that was a power move To maybe that was just a giant petty move I don't think it's necessarily a giant petty move just to get at the queen's brother, you know, right? I don't think she did all that just just for laurel. It's like Oh, well, man, she could be that that's her ex fiance But she couldn't be that bad either. Yeah, she didn't give a damn about him and she sent the dad off to Wow, I don't know what's gonna happen with the boy king and You know the queen Bless them. You know, I hope they have a lot of fun and do great things. I don't know what's gonna happen with him I don't know if he's gonna be good. I don't know if he's gonna be bad He seems good. He seems like the type that you would just be like, oh my lord I'm gonna stab him. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what it seems like, you know what I'm saying, but I don't know man. I feel like I feel like an assassination is gonna come. I feel like somebody's gonna kill him Well, it really irritated me. I was like Like, okay, I hate to praise Joffrey, but Joffrey would not have allowed that, you know what I'm saying? Like he would have demanded it. Yeah, his ego would have never right So like and I hate to say that about tommy, but he just doesn't really like he's he needs someone to guide him He needs help So basically the capital is falling apart. The north is being ran by just absolute brutal warlords who You know, definitely or you know, even though this world has a very Has a very low standard for like what's acceptable These people like way fell that they fell that like so bad So the north is not any good right now. The wall is falling apart. There's no men So basically the realm of men is just looking terrible, right? Even the wildlings are low in numbers right now it appears and the winter is coming and they keep telling us so I feel like a big war is coming and You know, there's a whole lot of smoking mirrors going on But the show is basically trying to tell me at least what I'm picking up on is Enjoy the politics. Enjoy the dialogue. Enjoy the acting and just The wonderful wonderful stuff that we're giving you down here But the reality is man, keep your eyes north. Keep your eyes on the Well stainless is about to march there to the winter fell. So yeah, I don't know what's going to happen. That's what I'm saying though ultimately like The living the living that we're sitting here getting distracted by like they're just killing each other and dwindling their numbers But we're gonna need them against the dead and that's the that's the whole conundrum of We'll see it sometime this season. I bet when it was just when we least expect it Man, I don't know man. So that's basically where I see this show going. I mean like is there any grand Theories or anything? Oh, and then there's obviously deniers. There's just a lot going on with the show, man There really are you have to juggle like seven different story lines I know that's why when I when I'm editing I like watch it over and over and there's so many different things I find out that I'm just like, whoa, I forgot that all that happened. That's crazy It's just a lot in one episode So we got three main contenders though. We got denaris danis and the boy king down south Well, he's if you think about it, there's really no contenders. He's the king Tom and yeah, it was like yeah, but that's not true though. Okay, but that's not really true though Like you surface we've you know because we've established that like Like is he the king? He just walked up and demanded something and they told him no and he went home Is he the king? That's what I'm saying like, you know, the king to me I bet it seems like their words seeming bad wrong Stands also to those stairs. They're gonna let them in because it's just a stannis Right, he's gonna demand it and it seems like john kind of established that with himself too. He kind of was like Listen janos, you're the example my boy. I got I got to take you out. You're whilin with your bald head acting crazy What was he saying? What was janos saying to john and the thing like Oh, man. Yeah. He just was saying whatever. Yeah, he was that's what I'm saying And don't even get me started with that right there But I'm just sitting here just in a complete Deep thought because I'm I'm sitting here thinking. I'm sorry, but I was zoning out I'm thinking about the fact that they're dragon citizens through town Uh, all the people in the streets are just accepting it. How fast society is they showed that guy naked They literally like whooped his butt down the street and and all the people just accepted it And it became like the norm literally like instantaneously and everyone just accepted it and moved on knows it Right, and it just kind of scares me because I'm sitting there just thinking like That could get out of hand really quick, right because I feel like anyone who's on trial now Cersei could just throw out there. She's you know what I'm saying Hmm. I feel like they're only bringing the these people into it though Because maybe the show's just trying to find a way to like shake up the power dynamics of king's landing possibly I don't know man crazy episode It's the first time we really got to meet tommy. It was the first time we really got tommy I was gonna say he had the most like words this episode and like honestly what I got out of is he's a kid He's just a kid man. He's just not ready for and he got his first love like he just he's gonna be like You know just listen to everything. She says basically he got his first something All right guys like comment subscribe hit us up on patreon and if you don't I'm gonna send the house bearer after you So get us together