 Hey, everyone. Yeah, welcome to the live show. Everyone, please, everyone, take your seats. Raise the roof up. Take your seats and get ready because we've got an amazing live show coming. It's righteous. Straight out of the venue door. Rise up. No, that's a lie. Yeah, that was a joke. Mom on the floor. This, guys, and you're going to be real disappointed in us. That's some bad news. But it's bad news, but there's also light at the end of the tunnel. So don't get too disheartened. But we can't release the live show podcast yet because of some of the things that happened during the live show have equated into legal action against us. Possibly. No, definitely. Yes, equated into legal action against us. And our lawyer has advised us and said, do not post any of the podcast because it may be incriminating. So we can't really go into it too much. And I know this must be like as if I was like like wanting to get to the end of a season of a show that I watch. And all of a sudden it's not there. Oh, like, I'd be so angry at Matt in particular that I would I would like take it out on him in any way I could by sending him aggressive messages, being physically aggressive with him in the street. If I saw him, no, I'm sending him those videos of like death. No, if I see him in a car, I'm going to hit it. I'm going to run into people. See me in my car. That kind of shit is what I would do. I throw acid at his face and morph him and name him for life. Fluoric acid and make sure he looks like he's fucking melting. That's what I would do. Someone tried to dogshot me. But really? Yeah. Someone tried to dogshot security. God, I had to get rid of him. So no way. Yeah, the whole shit. So guys, you know, someone's going to throw acid at me. Yeah, that's what I would do. But the reason is some things got out of hand. The venue itself wasn't too happy with the smell that was created from, let's just call it the mints bottle. OK, and there are also some other things that happened that we can't talk about yet that that that could be legal issues for us. So we're literally not allowed to post it. And genuinely, I am so fucking sorry that we can't post it yet. But but we will post the whole thing. I promise you, I swear to God, this is just it's just not right now. It's coming as soon as we figure out this legal shit. OK, I promise you we're going to post it. And it was a very fun night. The show was fucking crazy. It was it was crazier than the first season. And to be honest, it got a little out of hand. Yeah, it got it got a bit crazy. The security guard we had hired left. Yeah, because he couldn't take what he was seeing. He fuck before other guys came and then they all left together. And that security guard was like 80 years old. Yeah, he shouldn't be a security guard at that age. He should not only not be a security guard. He's time to die. He should just fucking stay in bed and wait for the grim reaper to finish that cut off because he was that old. Yeah, it's like a point where you're now just becoming annoying because you know you're not doing your job right. A. And two, you know, you're probably having to take up all our tax dollars. Three unnecessary mouth to feed. And he's and he's just doesn't command any respect if you're that old. I'm sorry. Hmm. But anyway, regardless of that, we've smoothed things over with the venue and we're very grateful that they were all so nice and accommodating. But yeah, there are just some a few things that happened that. That have forced our hand that we can't post a podcast yet. OK, we're going to post the as as much as we can on YouTube and Spotify. OK, obviously, we'll have to cut some parts, but we will be posting the entire live show on the website. And I know that sucks to hear because you guys are like, oh, just sign up. It wouldn't be allowed on YouTube. Yeah, like guaranteed if you actually want to see the whole thing, we wouldn't be allowed to post on YouTube. I'm sorry, it would get our entire channel deleted. Yeah, I got one. So just use the twenty one day free trial. I'm not saying it's up yet on the website. So no, we'll let you guys know. We'll let you know when it's posted onto YouTube. It will the complete uncensored version will be on the website. So how about we do that? OK. And you can just use a twenty one day free trial, watch it and then just unsubscribe because I want you guys to see it because it was wild. Willem was there. It was a lot of fun. And then afterwards we went out with the fans. Hardly hard. And we like it was so fun hanging out with you guys. Yeah, it was that was the highlight. Like like I just fucking loved chatting shit to to the podcast fans and the website subscribers. So fucking good. So fun. Time went so quickly. It was like, boom, I had to leave a venue. Boom, it's fucking 4 a.m. And and man, there was a guy. I was taking a piss, right? Because we sold them that we launched our merch that nice. I remember walking into the toilet and there was one of our podcast fans there. He was standing at a urinal. He'd taken his hoodie off. It was on the floor and he was pissing on his hoodie. And he was wearing a merch shirt and he's hammered, looking around at everyone going, I forgot what he was saying. We're like, just pretty much announcing that he's just pissing on his hoodie. And then he fucking picked his hoodie up, covered in piss at the end and was like showing it to everyone like lined up waiting, waiting to take a piss. And I went into the toilet just to get like some privacy. And he ended up like shoulder barging the toilet door open, going just exploded through the door to see me. And the security guards fully just fucking like beat the shit out of him and took him out. And they were all night. They were like, I'm like, dude, are you all right? Are you all right? And I'm like, yeah, I'm I'm OK. But it's like, dude, he wasn't there to hurt me. He was there to love me. Yeah, but the way he entered the cubicle, like it was locked and he shoulder barged it open. Wow. It was very intense. But still, if that if you're that dude and you're watching, we love you. That's so random, like pissing on a fucking hoodie because he can. And the support we got for the merch was just outstanding. And it was just so like we learn a lot of lessons from this live show, though. Next year, it's going to be a lot different. We're not going to have. I don't think we're going to have alcohol throughout the entire show, like because three hours of drinking, everyone ends up fucking wasted by the end of that time. So we're going to shorten the show a little bit and maybe make alcohol not quite as accessible. And then just concentrate on going out and having fun after. Yeah, that was definitely it's like show first. Then we concentrate on getting drunk together because have combining the two was very messy. And we've also just learned a few other things that we're not going to repeat next year as well. So, you know, it's only our second ever live show. We live and we learn. Thank you so much to everyone who came. We fucking love you guys. And it was so fun seeing you guys. And next season, I'm not kidding. I have a really good feeling about next season. We've got some great segment ideas already. And it's just going to be fucking insane. We're still going to do the Christmas special. And like I said, I don't know how long this legal shit will take. It could be a month, could be two months. But I'm and I'm so fucking genuinely sorry that we can't post the live show yet. But it is coming. And as soon as it's on YouTube, the uncut version will be on the website. All right, I just want everyone to see it for free. Like and like and I don't want you guys to have to sign up and pay for it. So just use a 21 day free trial, watch it and then just unsubscribe immediately. Or you could just stay signed up. Look, that's just me saying if you want to this point of view. But you've heard us asking you to sign up fucking a billion time. So if you don't want to sign up, that's totally fine. I just want you guys to see what happened. OK, but yeah, wild show. So so fun. And we love you guys. And I also have some fucking crazy news. Oh, fuck. If you say anything about you getting an eagle, dude. OK, so I got my first ever eagle on the weekend. So Michael's been birdwatching. Part four got it into holy shit. Life goals. Oh, anyway, that's this. That's all I think about. But yeah, we're going to film a website video today called called Brown Golf Redemption and the website members. You may remember may remember Brown Golf and how Michael and Matt won. Well, we're going to do it again, except it's me and James first, Michael and Matt, different punishments. And it's our turn to try and fucking come back and win because that shouldn't be a winner. It's that we're at golf. Yeah, well, yeah, like golf. I shouldn't, you know. But look who's to me, even with Michael on my team. That's it. It is raining. So let's fucking hope that we can get it done. Anyway, we love you guys. We're sorry. Please, please stick around for next season. Yeah, no, I'm serious next season. We've learned a lot from this season. This has been a fucking rollercoaster, dude. It's been like health scares, wedding weddings. Yeah, health, wedding deaths, Bosley passing like so much shit on. It's just been a real mind fuck to try and stay happy and positive throughout this podcast. So I understand. And a lot of you are like, well, the energy is not the same. I agree with you. We've been low energy this season. But the one thing I am going to promise you guys is that next year we're going to go a lot harder and try and make it a lot more entertaining. So so bear with us. We hope you have a fucking great Christmas and a great break because we're going to and we're going to come back and we're going to be different people. And you're going to be like, what the fuck is this shit? I'm going to go Italian. Oh, yeah, I'm going to I'm going to Michael's going to do Italian. And I'm just going to try and like fuck as many dudes as I can. Yeah, what are you going to do, Brown? I'm just going to be brown. All right, OK, see how that works out for you. Anyway, guys, sorry for this update. Podcasts instead of the regular one. It's coming. OK. Sorry, we love you and see you guys soon. Sorry, Christmas special. We're sort of the best. With sort of we are the best, but that's illegal. Apparently, apparently being the best is illegal with the best. But it's illegal with the best. But it's illegal with the best. But it's illegal, it's illegal, illegal, illegal, illegal. And eagle is in the word illegal. Sorry.