 Right here, man. Number eight. I know y'all don't know about these. WRL, buddy. What the fuck are you wearing? Thanks, man. I appreciate the compliment. Ayo! Ladies and gentlemen, today's video is pretty simple. We're stealing GQ's idea. Y'all ready? Come on in. Yo, bro. Yo, bro, you trying to play 2K later? Bro, you still play? Stop it, bro. I haven't played in like three months, dawg. Yo, it didn't. That's hop on, man. We'll play some wreck, and then we'll play some program, and then we'll play some park, and then we'll break some controllers. All right, bet. Yo! Got my bus down, holy Avalon. Yo, yo, yo, ice me up, ice me up, ice me up. Yeah, this is my jeweler right here, man. 75K VC for this day. 75K. That's nothing, bro. I just took my mom's credit card yesterday. If the light's reflecting too hard off the chain, well, they just let me know. First thing, and I know you guys are gonna think I'm... You have to be joking. Oh, no. Hey, y'all might think I'm trolling, but I'm being dead ass. I know y'all seen the screenshots. NBA 2K 22 is about to come out. Did you see the arm sleeve? Give you a plus boost to your attributes? I can't wait. It's gonna be Armageddon when 2K finally starts to monetize and make the game pay to win with aesthetics. I can't wait for that moment. In fact, I'm getting ahead of the game, ladies and gentlemen. Got this bad boy cheap. It was on sale at Amazon for $12. I did see it. Everyone in my video left a comment. Can't believe agents skip past the fact that aesthetics give you a plus boost to your... Listen, ladies and gentlemen, 2K has very sneakily snuck in a pay to win to NBA 2K 22. They tell you everything on the season pass is gonna be free, but they're gonna drop other aesthetic stuff that also has attribute boosts. And I'ma cop those two, cause I'ma beat y'all. I'ma spend my way to victory. Don't mind me. If y'all be watching the videos and you see me hit a three-pointer from across the map, and I know what y'all be taking, agent, what's your gaming chair? Well, my gaming chair is right here, man. You know what I'm saying? It's memory foam. There's 15,000 different adjustable beckons and beacons. And it's like a cloud. I've had this for two years. The price, 1600 bones. Yeah, I'm living in luxury, fellas. I don't wanna think about it like an attribute boost cause it's really not, but it helps my performance significantly. Your ass gets sweaty in the third hour of a program session. My ass is dry. So that's the difference. And so when you have to get up and go to the bathroom, I'm getting more. I'm leveling up more than you. That's cause I could just gain longer than you. And no troll, just having a comfortable chair actually just makes the experience a lot better. And like when you get angry and you wanna break something, you're not gonna break the expensive thing in your setup. You're gonna find something cheap or it's a cheap thing, boom. And you're throwing it at your nearest friend. Don't! Wellid, wake up. We got a video to shoot. Number three, and this one is essential. I know y'all expect me to sit here and complain Xbox, PlayStation, PC. Why are you looking at me like that? Stop! Don't worry about me, man. I'm shooting a video. What do you mean? Yo, you like the chain? I mean, I didn't mention it. You just pretend like I didn't mention it. Say something about it though. Yes. Yeah. Appreciate it. Thanks. All right, man. Next up in this one, my brothers and sisters is essential to PlayStation 5. I know it's been like a plus a year, one year plus. And this is still exclusive content just to get one of these. So shout out, Sony, for failing the production tremendously. I have one, I use one. I play most of my games on PC. I will not fight with you on which console you use. Please drag me into your console war questions. I dare, bro. Yo, Davis, you caught him, Xbox players, right? Xbox. Yeah, fit in, fucking Xbox players, man. Fuck them so much. Next up, next up, we got ourselves the handy dandy headset. You don't want to get yourself a fancy headset. You want to get yourself one of these call center headsets so that way when you're in game chat, you can properly communicate with you guys just the way you want to. They might not be able to hear you too well, but it's fine. It'll help improve your communication. You just got to be a little bit more clearer. And make sure to play loud music in the background. I guarantee you it's going to improve everybody's gameplay experience. Here you go, Waleed. Okay, Waleed. Waleed, do we roll next? You have to be like GQ. Waleed, be like GQ. Waleed, how the fuck am I going to talk to my teammates now? How am I going to talk to my teammates? Anger problems, number six. I want to talk to my teammates. Hey, next thing, number seven, we got ourselves RGB lights, fellas. For some reason, the quintessential NBA 2K gameplay experience requires a lot of different colored lights. Alexa, turn the lights red. Waleed, stop. Waleed, just about put this in anywhere, bro. I'm thinking about attaching this to my dope gaming chair. I might just link it up like these. When people see when I take a screenshot and I post it on Twitter, people's going to be able to see. Agent, he has lights in his setup. Shit is expensive. Right here, man, number eight. I know y'all don't know about these. You know what I'm saying? When you hit legend in NBA 2K, the way that, you know, rural hoopers like me do, you get kicks. They send you kicks and they send you the next game for free. So this is what the kicks look like. You know what I'm saying? This is what they look like on my feet. You feel me? So these are the 2K shoes they give you when you hit legend, man. And they got a wavy colorway, but they ruin it because they put the 2K branding right there. So it gives you the vibes that it's like a 2K default, but it's not. Like it looks kind of fresh and it's mad comfortable. So occasionally, you know, when I pull up the game stop and I just want to shit on the employees that game stop, I pull up the knees right here and they know for a fact that I'm a real gamer. Some of y'all is fake gamers. Y'all need to touch grass. You fucking old heads. Yo! What's up, my brother? Yo, yo, W's or L's? Um, it's not my style. So for me, it's a W or L, but... W, we'll cut the rest out. Yo, Phantom, W's or L's? Why are you always eating? Let's talk about these shoes. Phantom, let's talk. You're eating too much. You're eating too much. You're in the kitchen all day. I can hear you, bro. I live right there. And you're not even cooking. You're just looking at the stove. I know I'm out the microwave. My brother Davis, brother Davis. W's or L's? W, I actually have my own pair. I wore it yesterday. You're a legend? Yeah. Oh, shit. Bro, touch some grass, bro. Touch some grass. My bro, my bro, W or L? W or L? L, bro. L? Okay. All right. W or L, buddy? What the fuck are you wearing? Thanks, man. I appreciate the compliment. Yo, you look like 2K22 just dropped and you spent all your VC instead on... On clothes and your ass. On the wrong clothes, bro. Are you with me or are you sunset? I don't know what you are. You got 2K shoes on. Nah, these didn't say 2K. They be fire, right? It's a nice Puma. What? Puma's? Nah, you are. This is nice, bro. You have to grind to legend to get them. So... Legend, do you? You're the ones? Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. What? I'm lying. Just go with it. Oh, I'm the same. They do. But if you put it like that, like this? Like you get these on legend? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then? Yeah! I don't want to be pledging at them. Get out of here, bro. Give me these. Get this. Get out of here, bro. They tell it, they tell it. Wait, I don't... Get out of here. Get out of here. Nah, you can't have these in here. Thanks, man. Get out of here. Perfect. Hey, what's up, Chris? You look like you went fishing and your father left you. Yeah, we left. I didn't see you there. Hey, number 10. Agent, let me know. He said connection is very important as an NBA 2K player. The servers might be horrible, but your internet shouldn't be my brother. I'm going to take care of you before this NBA 2K 22 launch, okay? And this right here is an old tactic. When somebody has you frustrated, you're playing the game. Make sure to hit him with one of these right here. All you want to do is flick and then flick and you're going to catch him lacking, okay? Hey, don't tell your mother I gave this to you. Get out, bro. Come on, man. G-tube is cheap as my mother. Please get out. Okay, that's my phone. Okay. Hey, number 12, man, is a VPN. I know y'all be thinking to yourselves, Agent, you didn't win all those events. That's right. I don't win events because I don't play them because most people cheat. You know why? Because they all get on VPN, go to Asian servers and European servers and APAC servers and they win over there. Cheating still. They still go there and cheat. They go there because it's easier and they still cheat and then they come back. That's not the reason why you need a VPN. The reason is because people boot you left and right, man. You know what I'm saying? You're streaming, boom, boot it. You're streaming, boom, boot it. And now you got to talk to AT&T guy again just to get your internet setup corrected. So a VPN can help keep you secure. It's not an ad or nothing, but most people in 2K can be like, try really, really hard. They have VPNs just in case. Number 14, man, we got ourselves some right sticks, fellas. Because some of y'all dribblers, you click and you clap to the point where the right stick on your controller is just burnt out. I have to hear about it because now that's your new complaint on why you're a dribble mover. You turn the bottle over, you click the wrong button, right? Does that look professional to you, Lee? Does that look professional? But get y'all sell some right sticks if y'all love to dribble, man. Just make sure you're secured. Agent, those are Nintendo Switch right sticks. I play on every fucking console. What are you saying? I play on every console. I got the PlayStation ones too. These just happened to be the Nintendo ones that I had on me currently. But I got all of them. What else is laughing at me? Next up is to be the thing to do, man. We got ourselves strike packs in the Zen. Fellas. Fellas, hey. I've wanted one for so long. You're like, wait, wait. You want it, one? Yes. I'm getting you banned. I'm talking to my dad. He works at Activision. I'm getting you banned, buddy. But because MVHUK just removed the vibration cues and they removed shot aiming, the likelihood that these hacks these is that some of y'all have been using for a long time is gonna work. This is a staple in some of y'all diet. Y'all wake up, eat strike packs and go back to sleep and try hards. The shot aiming is gone. MVHUK 22, I'm coming different, fellas. Plus five to the speed. What you know about that? I'm ahead of the game today, fellas. So we can get rid of these. Because there's no longer essential. We don't need those anymore. Last but not least, number 15. And this is a big moment for me because I actually don't have one right now, but every 2K player gets a tatted sleeve. So we got ourselves a tattoo gun, will you, I'm gonna give you the honor. There's no way to tattoo me. Yo, there's no... Okay. No. You did that right now? No, I mean, did I ask? You did that right now. I mean, did I ask? There's no way. There's no way. This is my moment and I messed up. There's no way. GQ, GQ, I didn't get the piece that you put on to... But this is the gun, though. This is the gun. Hey, but I will get sleeved up extra soon for MVHUK 22. Hey, y'all enjoyed the video. Make sure to drop a like, subscribe. I want GQ to know that I'm stealing more ideas. I'm lying. I can't think of any other one that applies, but if you guys enjoyed the video, make sure to drop a like. I stole Jubilee series right here where I asked MVHUK players some pivotal questions to see how they felt about the direction of 2K. Go ahead, watch that if y'all missed it, man. If y'all didn't, I'm gonna catch you guys in the next one and I'm out. Peace.