 don't know if I want to go down this rabbit hole I really shouldn't but I've got to talk about Nick Adams parentheses alpha male I've got to say folks when I first saw this account on Twitter I wanted to keep myself in Roblox but the more that I see from him the more he becomes dare I say endearing in a way because I mean this is a banger right here I'm sorry it's a banger I am an alpha male I have been known to eat at Hooters I pump iron at the gym I eat steaks and avoid soy at all at all costs I never play video games I don't drink Starbucks coffee I read the Bible every night no I will not apologize for being born this way I thought this was a satirical account and I'm still not entirely sure if he's serious but yes the tweets are ridiculous but there's really no other indication that this is satire maybe he's embellishing this character that he's created for himself and I think the whole alpha male in parentheses maybe is a tell I wouldn't be surprised if he came out and said that this is all one big troll but I mean the guy the tweets that he makes are so ridiculous and believe him or not he is entrenched in the Mago world like he he has cloud on the right so if he's trolling all of them this is one of the best trolls we've ever seen and he's a legend when he one day comes out as a troll but he's an author endorsed by President Trump he's been on Fox News I mean he's got the receipts here particularly Stuart Varney which is like the worst Fox News it's like F tier Fox News but okay apparently he has a cameo now so let's look at some of his cameos and by the way he's Australian as well which probably will make him even more endearing because of the cool accent but let's hear him out here no I don't want to buy a cameo I'm delighted to announce that I am now on cameo so if you've got a particular greeting if you want something said for an event then I am your man if you're after a little bit of personality a little bit of character a little bit of color a little bit of girth I got all of that in spades if you want a funny Aussie phrase or three look no further than me so he admits that he's a little bit of a character so maybe he is just self-aware this sounds probably ages but I feel like he's too old to be making tweets like the one we just read right and he's like seemingly obsessed with Hooters just ate at Hooters and let me tell you the wings were as hot as the waitresses nothing like a little alpha male fuel to get me through the day I mean I just I can't not shake this feeling that this dude is like the best troll ever and this is S tier satire but again I don't know because he is actually entrenched in that mago world I just I don't know like what do you all think Chad because I'm 5050 like again I would I would not be surprised if he came out and said I'm fucking with you all but at the same time like the intelligence that we see here on this page isn't that off from the average Republican politician right Mike Leach is a pro Trump alpha male like he's obsessed with alphas and betas right I gotta get the sound bite here where is it beta beta males always criticize men who are more accomplished or better looking than them that's how I know all my haters are beta males I'm sad that his tweets don't get more engagement if if Mike Leach says you aren't tough enough then you simply aren't tough enough sounds like addition by subtraction for Mississippi State eating at so another Hooters post eating at Hooters on a weekly basis is one of the biggest possible flexes any men any alpha can have is it though like I'll be honest I've got to be a beta male right because I've never had Hooters an alpha male will stand for what's right even if it means standing alone okay but Trump is sitting here okay the more that I look at his page the more I become convinced that this is satire but the best kind of satire is the satire that is indistinguishable from just like normal life when you can't tell like if they ride that fat that edge close enough then I think it's it's good because a dude that thinks Hooters servers are in love with him yeah he's the type of dude that like tells all of his buddies that the stripper at the club was definitely feeling him and was hitting on him the devil went down to Georgia and he was busy show me the breasts of an almond okay I'm sorry unironically I've got to like that's just so good it reminds me of the vine back in the day where somebody was like almond milk almonds don't have no titties what okay I'm just you know what fuck it I've got to retweet this that's just that's good that's just unironically good even if he's a Republican like that's just a good tweet right there okay that's a day okay and what are the responses say here okay so this person oh Russ this is a former congressional candidate says I don't think you know what alpha means bro so I don't believe you this is all an act so it seems like people are 5050 I feel like I'm 5050 he's he's he's too good right Nick putting on a masterclass right here so conservative self owns alphas don't need to announce their alphas everyone just knows okay I feel like all of us are just dumb and this is just the highest tier of trolling like it's it's beyond all of our comprehension and Nick Adams is just on a different plane right because this right here is so good is it a conservative cell phone I don't know and then you know he's retweeting this person Nick putting on a masterclass right here is he not like tacitly confirming that this is all satire I mean either way he's hilarious you just let the entire world know that you have never been to a Hooters in your entire life oh my god banger after banger banger after banger the dubs just keep coming Hooters doesn't serve beta males what was James Baker hiding I'm just retweeting this major announcement to make sure everyone is aware oh he was on Time Magazine okay I think that the more that I read his timeline because I don't never see all of this like together I kind of see a tweet here and there but the more that I see it all together like you step back and all the puzzle pieces form this big picture and the picture is very clear this motherfucker is trolling everyone this is satire I got now I'm like 70% sure only beta males have problems with alpha males bonding at Hooters over a few cold domestic drafts and some Daytona style wings it must be sad to be you folks Elon Musk is an alpha male janitor's union called a strike outside of Twitter headquarters in San Francisco so Elon Musk canceled its contract and fired the janitors okay this is genuinely fucked up but this response right here like he's got to be trolling right I don't know look maybe I'll turn this into a YouTube segment I need everyone to comment and let me know what do you think is Nick Adams the biggest troll ever or is he just a dumb Republican like I don't want to make it seem as if this rhetoric right here and this obsession with Hooters is above the average Republican because we've seen Republicans be even more dumb and loathsome than this but I feel like there's certain hints that he leaves us that suggests that he knows what he's doing right follow Biden's footsteps and it will lead you straight to hell follow Trump's footsteps and it will lead you straight to Christ he knows what he's doing I feel like this is a troll it depends on what his angle is fair point fair point maybe he works for Hooters oh maybe maybe could be possible either way I think that one thing that's undeniable is that Nick Adams is an alpha as a sigma male myself I think that I'm qualified to determine who is and isn't an alpha and Nick Adams is 1000% not he's an alpha for sure case closed but is it satire I'm leaning towards yeah it's probably satire for sure Hooters with the big boys Bibles in hand Fortnite controllers in the trash they hate this he's gonna get a bunch of barbecue sauce on his Bible yeah I think he's I think he's a trolling Nick is really a Hooters line cook but if he if he worked there and was just like a line cook or a dishwasher he would hate it because how could you not hate your employer especially like one of these fast food restaurants either way this is like comedy gold here even if it is unintentional