 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How are you doing? How was your weekend dum-dee-dum-dee dum-dee-dum James? I went to a comedy show pop-up comedy show Friday night I got fitted for a suit Saturday a friend's birthday brunch Saturday, and then yesterday I saw her friend Rob. He's actually in town for a work thing. What's the pop-up holey smokes, and then white lotus? So they have a comedy show, but they don't tell you where it is until the day of It was I know it was at a Samsung store is actually you know they had like a stage and stuff It was cool, but I was that emotion going into it Yeah, there's no way that was good It was it was imagine being a comedian and they aren't gonna tell the crowd who you are you must be awful Yeah, we're not gonna let people know ahead of time at you because they might not come to the perk in New York City Baby, everything's good. Oh make the noise That noise oh That should have hit we all agree that should have hit Sounded cooler the last time noise and with that let's go to the sports James the big news from the sports world last week Erin arson judge signs the biggest contract ever reportedly with the way it went down I know it's a couple days removed But we were at winter meetings and your guy John Heyman was on it So I don't know a lot of money big guy my stock rises your stock rises as the only person in the world Right who the start of every free agency says attention attention anyone who will listen to me mute John Heyman Do not read his tweets do not let it affect your brain right my stock rises way up as like should have listened to Jimmy Your hand motions. They are real good. Thank you, but yes, and then everyone listened to no man You know what we didn't because we missed the first because we were smart So I just saw and that we because we were together the second one. We're like what yeah, what did you what are you backtracking? And we're like, oh wild the story of the summer man Yeah, but if you see how Heyman operates in person, you're not gonna take anything. He says what do you mean? Have you do you have any video footage of that? Slung swing Was this almost a break-down you're talking about it's for the dogs a dog ran on the court during a game between American University and George Washington University Jake it was very quick into the game It was like all the first 30 seconds the dog was actually the halftime show and he was like this Opening act sucks, right? I'll just go on right away the one player and the coach get real scared and I don't blame him You turn around this dog on the court. Oh, yeah, how that happened this wild dog I love dogs dog on a basketball court. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, this kind of isn't a dog area I do want to point out the videographer just totally beats the photographer the videographer gets the perfect shot films the dog Photographer lost like who was that is dog So like what's the most exciting thing that happened at that basketball game dog on the court? You get any pictures? No, the name of the company is Muts gone nuts So bonus points there and Jim you pointed this out the color commentary steals the show Sweet BBD is in here because Zach's Blowing up. I think he said yeah, he's got the flu, but like this is gonna become BBD's favorite clip. I think the color commentary guy. I mean just play the audio. Oh my god. I love it. Oh my god I love it needs we need to use that as a sound. I think it's gonna make the sound board So yeah, that was the dog named lucky you catches frisbees at halftime. What's gone nuts? Let's go back to the sports back to the sports first. We tell the people about mizuna main I'm wearing some you're wearing some oh show them your tag That's nice. Go get yourself some mizuna and Jim in this more sports world cup is Grooving on your Morocco the song of the summer But Jim we had thousands of viewers trying to get an illegal stream going to watch the world cup turns out They were watching pixelated FIFA 23 games with with was it Indonesian announcers, Philippine announcers They had the real announcers, right? Like the real rate So the Vietnamese commentary oh god guys it's bad. Yeah, we're people That were playing the FIFA game trying to mimic the game So the scoreboard always lined up could they have made this FIFA game like 10 Nothing and the the people watching would be like oh my god I think they had to add a real element my first thought process which my third thought process I'll get to after your first which basically I think would have been cool is if they could have live Like acted out the game. That's what you're basically watching the game I mean yeah where you ended up with it the 10 nothing like they definitely had to be conscious of like hey Well, unless I want to trick people let's not make this a blowout. Oh my god. I love it Oh, you're gonna love this not sports. Have you read this? You know where I'm at with this not sports, but tell the people wait On so in China, there's this guy named Lou. He's 39 years old. He's from Zhejing you sound off kilter today. Okay It's good. No sleep. I know There's this guy named Lou he's 39 years old he's from Zhejing, China He went to the doctor. He said I am having terrible digestive Panes and my abdomen and my back and all my insides hurt everything the doctor said Well, did you eat any weird game lately? Did you do anything odd? And then his wife said Actually, yeah, he ate a live crab the other day. There's one thing we're ignoring Why'd you tell on them? Yeah, and then they're like, why did you eat a live crab? And he said well It nipped at my daughter when we were hanging out by the stream Right, so I had to adventure and get my revenge on the crab so we ate it live You understand why this is tough for me because I will do anything in the name of humor If I needed to take a bite out of a live crab to make someone laugh I would obviously do that. Yeah, so to find out that they didn't take a bite out of the rest of that He ate the whole thing. It's I'm guessing That's I because I'd be doing it for a joke. He was doing it for revenge. His wife watched him do this Yeah, she never they never talked about it until this moment. Mommy. Why isn't he telling them he ate that crab? Daddy's a psycho and we're scared Maybe hasn't gone again, definitely hasn't employee of the week goes to Jack looks big on me keep doing what you were doing don't lose Christina Conner Yeah, two first names girl name and a boy name honoree. She's responsible for all this. What did they say believe? 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I love it I don't even understand what he says next in my friend border collie Cindy's birthday yesterday Those are the words I think he I think what he does he combines like my I think he's saying my friend Cindy's border collie's birthday was yesterday, but that's wild to know that Hang out with you every day. I do not know when your dog's birthday. Yeah, I don't know And then he goes so maybe that's and then he just ditches that whole theory because like that and he goes My dog Frank. He's going nuts at home. He wants to be on the court. Yeah Oh man, he's kind of doing like that my family's watching at home I think he was doing like, you know my dog's watching the broadcast He's got to be loving this but combining it with those two thoughts Trying to fill with color man says I'm cool says I'm cool says I'm cool. Oh my god. I love it