 Hello, welcome to another video. I'm out with Dimbus who's just chewing a stick. He's been blowing a gale and we've had storms so I've come into this beach woodland just to get a bit of respite and do a bit of foraging and just relax mate after the hustle and bustle of the festive period it's nice just to get out in sticks just me and mutt and have a relax here he is main event what is it I don't have out for you bro we're going to have a throwback to earlier this year come on let's make a moosh away because you're let's walk and talk come on Julio von Dimbleton yeah gone rough bag me Nan sadly passed away and she left me some money to go on holiday RIP and so me and Fern headed off to Greece because for a while now you know you get them little silly things that you like I have to do that and for a while for a good few years I've wanted to find a turtle in the wild and dive and swim with a turtle in the wild and I've had a few experiences where it just didn't happen so there's an island in Greece and there's a lot of turtles around there apparently they are endangered the loghead turtles so we headed off in search of finding a turtle I did make a video of it for patreon but I thought as it's a bit gnarly weather and stuff I thought I might just share it with you lot look there's no bushcraft there's no camping there's no hiking it's just me and Fern looking for a turtle so if that ain't your thing mate just maybe check out the back catalogue or wait I've got a few hiking and camping videos coming up for now if you want to see us go search for a turtle stay tuned I'll take you to a few months back to Greece we're here in Caffalonia and we've come away for thanks 10 days or something 10 days maybe shout out my nanny June who left me this in her will she left me the money to go to Greece he said get yourself a little holiday and so this is that little holiday and we rented a boat Fern's driving for now we're just taking it in turns we're going up this coast then we're going to meander back down so the winds at our back and fingers crossed we're going to get a turtle if not bring you some underwater footage and whatever adventures we can come up with I think there's some ruins up there who knows the guy at the boat thing is your cool box he's bring you a nice he's got a couple of beers some water I can't stay down logging up with him ha ha ha ha ha it's so deep the beach where Fern is oh where we are he's right over there I've been sidetracked I've seen that turtle but it was so far down by the time I got to it and like I've been breathable just coming to an end so I got carried away and come even further thinking I'll wear this one there must be more I've not found any so now I find myself quite far away from the bit where we are I'm going to just focus breathe well and start making my way back to the shore I'll be having a burn back my feeble attempt at swimming with a turtle which was too deep we've done a bit of research and we've come here because people said all the turtles come and they feed off the boats the fishing boats when they're you know like all the bycatch is getting thrown over overboard they eat that and lo and behold they were there regarding which was amazing and they looked amazing big loggerhead turtles they were huge but it's not what we want we want to see them in a natural wild environment so we've walked up from the town up to this beautiful looking it's calling it they're calling it a lagoon apparently this is where the turtles come after they've eaten so we're going to go up here try and find somewhere to get in and hopefully Watson for all bring you some footage of diving with a turtle and it's going to be a massive anti-climax for anyone watching because I've probably got better footage just dangling off that pier of the turtle than I ever will swimming wild but that's not the point that's not why you're here and there's Fern hi hello how are you how are you nice to see you today what you've been up to what did you have for your tea and did you watch anything good on telly right well let's go get an iced coffee spoke to the guy at the coffee place and he says that you are you you can see turtles appear but you'd be lucky to see one from the shore swimming past this close to the side so we're going to go either rent a peddler or like something with a hair dryer up back of it to put us around this lagoon and then when we see one we'll dive in and hopefully not get um a chunk bitten out of my grill you're really scared about getting bitten by a turtle really scared about getting bitten by a turtle fairness shows me that there's been no recorded turtle attacks on humans like there's not in recorded history but before the first person got bit by a shark there was no recorded attack the tax was there but yeah but that's when was that oh i'm just giving off bite me vibes today i think that's all it's because of the wasp it is because of the wasp look i told you not to talk about the wasp right in front of the lads um what was you ready yeah filming filming right here we are get yourself in the sun if you can and it's just that your legs are bright your legs are bright and you're dark okay okay then i'm ready regarding my battery powered boat well it's a lot too hard into the microphone fern it's very very loud uh we're here on my battery powered toy boat and we're looking for turtles and we should and i should be looking fern should be kneeling at the front giving it that one of us should be driving this is our best chance of seeing turtles i think what does she think me um yeah i think we could see them obviously we don't have any dead fish with us so we're going to have to just catch one on the off chance that it's sort of floating about yeah and i've got to get my undie pants on my swimmer's pants wonder if we're even allowed to get in it yeah i did think should we ask like if we're allowed in it because obviously it's quite a lot of sea seagrass which is it will be all right yeah and it's only a meter deep and the boat man who rented us the boat said that we had a 50 50 chance of seeing them because it's the end of the season yeah and that if you were a betting man as if you know you know that's good odds 50 50 is very good odds right i'm gonna get my let's i'm gonna get lathered up and put my budgies on i'm poised ready for action snorkel and mask on budgies i'm not going with the flippers because i might come a cropper as i jump in and if there's one thing i've learned about turtle hunting is you need to look good doing it don't have me flocking over there and getting bit in the face a great way to spend 40 minutes putting around on this river with my fernie even if we're done see a turtle it's still nice psych is shit if i was a turtle i wouldn't be hanging out here i should feel like it's too shallow like i'd want some variety i'd want to be able to swim down deep if i wanted to i think that they probably loved it where the fishermen were just giving them free fish but over here it's like it's the salad bar we're in the salad bar they were at the meat counter and we're hanging out in lettuce corner all cameras are on because i have seen a turtle there he is again here just here i'm gonna turn the engine off it's off there i don't know i don't know i thought i saw a turtle and pool thinks it was a fish jumping out of the water which oh you're not so confident now well just not sure i've seen that fish jump i did just see a fish jump out and if i'd have just corner out saw it out the corner of my eye i may have thought that it was a turtle the other issue we've got is that this boat is is not designed to get to let you out pool has got full flippers breaking all my own rules full flipper get up and he's gonna i think capsize the boat if he just launches himself off the side which he definitely will if he sees a turtle we're over we're in we're in salad bay don't just jump off with no warning you need to be like i'm levering my weight is i know i know you will keep us on a true path my absolute happen birds i love in nautical scrunch of slim bit of a thing i'm not very good documentary makers i'm afraid right to play it but the realities of cack at it got some oil in my eyes is dejected at the back of this cave there's a hole and it looks there's like to be fruits it looks like it goes through this through here out onto the other side into the sea come on let's go check it out tentatively there's a lot of sea urchins and shit this is the penultimate day of our time here in Greece and yesterday so oh god you're crying shivering two or three days ago we were walking down here from the shop and out of nowhere just an absolute kamikaze wasp went and stung me in the face isn't it um well the wasp came over you started swatting it away frantically no come on you've told your you've told your story is it incorrect here my side of the story this week in the sun now the real story guys in the daily mirror says Paul frantically swats a wasp the wasp is not deterred the wasp then goes stinger first into just above Paul's eyebrow Paul clutches his face i'm laughing because it's funny now but it was actually quite terrifying at the time Paul clutches his face starts running away and then i was like what do i do and he shouted run so i ran in the opposite direction the wasp followed me but then i was swatting it away it just kind of disappeared at that point so i ran back to Paul who was at this point crumpled onto the floor both knees on the ground i took one knee i took a knee i guys i took a knee i had to take one knee just clutching his head and at one point even shouted why and that is the truth yeah why why did it just attack me out of nowhere so yeah it was about a nine or eight or nine out bordering on the ten throbbing through my face and then and thanks for this took the stinger out and why is a wasp leaving its stinger in my face that's just not wasp behavior i think it was some mad hybrid thing chemically like weaponized wasp it was and then Fern picked out the stinger and then sucked out the poison and spat it out like a proper like a true mummy there you go you're all right aren't you like spat on a tissue wiped it on me there you go get yourself to school you little stupid idiot thanks for that although the story didn't make me sound like a bit of a wet lady so even though i don't think it was true i didn't run off and say run why i didn't shout why god why why god you don't why or please it was one of the do please please kill me it was actually bordering on dramatic like immediately afterwards i felt a bit shaken up because you had gone too extreme well anyway there was it was near them bins that just triggered me we've tried desperately to find a turtle and we went out uh hey i had this little electric battery powered thing couldn't find any found one in the harbour but it wasn't the same they were all just eating fish that was chucked out of a fish market and stuff and then yesterday we found a little curve and we went out we seen two octopus octopi and then as we were swimming firm was like doing the universal sign for turtle which you think he's like that i was trying full but last time i did it i did it while my face was still under the water and then i sucked in a whole small full of water yeah she nearly drowned last time so i've been here on a road i went over to fern to see what it was and lo and behold a huge loggerhead turtle and i'll leave you with that the footage isn't the best but it's been about four years in the making of me trying find this turtle and i found it finally found it and it was a nice it wasn't in a grubby it wasn't in a grubby dock it was in its natural environment the footage isn't the greatest when we look back but it was truly swimming with a turtle it felt amazing it felt real and it felt amazing huge loggerhead thing thanks for joining us in greece i didn't do any hiking it was too hot wasn't it that's fern's fault it was too hot sir the turtle story we've done it do i have to get a turtle tattoo now i get a turtle bracelet that's much nicer right thanks for watching take care regard it i'll turtle me and there it is mate an unbelievable experience the the water clarity when we found him wasn't great but the experience was top tier it was one of the greatest moments of my life because i'd put so much emphasis on finding it and then when i did it was just like alleluia and what an amazing creature just so chilled out sort of all-knowing and i would have loved it if it had just smiled like turned around and smiled at me with him like um chicken run sort of teeth right dimbo come say bye which tree should we sit on the next this one looks good you always look for a little bit of a an armchair vibe these are my best days man just out with woods with dog and as the rain starts to fall come here boy we're gonna stay out there i don't mind getting a bit wet it's nice say bye imagine if you're just in a real posh voice was like goodbye like that goodbye and he just talked and then everything went mental oh an owl oh that is beauty i know what is it it's a buzzard ah there's no zoom on this so you won't be able to see it buzzard flying effortlessly through the trees right thanks for joining me this year it's been a blinder and we'll see you on the flip side right or while dimbo's come