 What do you wish that you could be spending your money on instead of like this expensive school? Nothing Nothing would bring me more joy than your future better walk faster He's catching up to you asking stupid questions Jordan on Sprout Hey, can I ask you a question? Hi, it's Jordan for Cal TV entertainment and it's parents we can hear at UC Berkeley And since my parents don't love me enough to make the hour-and-a-half trip to come visit me I've decided to ruin other students relationships with their parents So now that we're number two in the public University in the world Do you feel like you love your child just a little bit less? No No, I love her more. No, I love my child No, number two everybody loves a lovable loser, so Mary, how does it feel to be a lovable loser? You know what it's I've been taken out since day one Is there anything that she would be surprised to learn about you from when you were in college? I forgot everything in college too much too much fun too many I Wanted to be a Supreme Court justice Well, and how much has she disappointed you since then very little very little implies that there's still a little bit of Disappointment would you pick your mom to be a beer pong partner? No, I have never played the game So you're gonna teach him absolutely So it costs about $42 an hour to skip a class here at UC Berkeley. How much do you owe your parents? 84 Oh, you've shared my videos Maybe sounds like a nail. What's it feel like to have a mom that loves and supports you? They must be nice Is this your only so which one do you love more my husband who's your favorite child? Is it me? Perfect standing right here. All right. Y'all want to adopt me? Sure