 Okay, thank you for your patience. I'm just trying to prepare for the multitude of roles I'm going to be attempting today in Zack Snyder's master craft Justice League. Look, I've been glancing through this script and there's enough meat on these bones I think to justify two films or at least one four-hour film, right? Hopefully the studio doesn't get involved and turn this into some two-hour shit show That would be terrible I know you passed me up the last time for Superman and went with Henry Cavill because I guess he's Bigger than me and and better-looking and can act and is likable, but hear me out. I Don't care. I'm gonna try anyways So we're gonna start with me just yelling because I died by doomsday All right, and you can take this yell and you can just kind of extend it Through what feels like 20 minutes of film at least on paper. That's what it sounds like Wow, I'm sorry. There was There was something behind that. Let me try this again much worse Cal L. No Better yep humor me for a second with Wonder Woman. I'm gonna try out for I know I can't beat Gal Gadot Whatever her acting is supreme But but I do have an idea for the film at least for post-production and I really think you should go for this I want you to go full-blown into this any time we see Diana Princess Diana on screen Wonder Woman whoever I Want her warrior Amazonian music playing full tilt I don't give a shit if she's drinking a cup of coffee walking a flight of steps saying hi to her mom on the phone I want her music in the background eclectic yelling Some sort of gladiator-esque theme just really vibing Dude over there Blood against the wall kids all watching kids watching everything that's happening Kid right there watching watching everything kid kid I want to be just like you when I grow up a murderer. Yes now I better maintain my speed in this busy downtown area Sesame seed. I love dogs Comment huh while I'm running as flash if I get the roll which I think I'm an absolutely nail Could you play like the weirdest song ever? in the background That's a personal request If you want to run away with me, I know a galaxy and I can take you for a ride I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm where the music don't stop Glitter in the sky glitter in my eyes shining just the way I like From you want me I want you baby my sugar, boo. I'm levitating the Milky Way is liberating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I got you moonlight. You're my starlight. I need you Come on dance with me. I'm levitating do this for you I will stride across their bones and bask in the glory of anti-life and all existence Shall be mine The fuck is anti-life? There is six not five. There is no us without him Now get your ass out to the cemetery dig up his corpse. Let's motherbox this bitch back to life Where's Martha? Hey Papa? It's me Barry Allen funny Talking this way while I'm reversing time in the super weird run that I do I don't care how many demons he's fought in how many hells. He's never fought us Not us united He's never fought the league Not the Justice League. I added that last part feel free feel free to use it. Hello gavna. I'm Mera Aquaman we need to stop Steppenwolf and save these motherboxes oi, but if you want the Batman Here's something that can help you His name is Bruce Wayne Isn't that right? Batman Acting now how many dead eyes can you look into? Before you die yourself I've been dead inside a long time Does this duster make me look cool and my bat suit in the middle of the fucking desert Why am I still dressed up as Batman? Who am I fooling at this point? I can just look like an idiot You're not gonna kill me I'm your best friend besides Who's gonna give you a reach around? Hmm. I'm pondering this right the script makes it seem like Batman is at least humoring this proposal You need me to help you fix this world that you created By letting her die poor Lois. Oh, she's offered so So as usual, I'll be the bigger man A truce Bruce, you know, it's funny When you talk about people who died in my arms Because when I held Harley Quinn and she was bleeding Like shit was falling all over my arms like blood and guts and like like innards and stuff She begged me with her last dying breath that when I kill you and make no mistake I will fucking kill you that I do it slowly Because I'm Batman. I Kill everyone. All right. I'm going for the classic Batman always has guns always killing things. So Battering through the aliens head Oh Camera spins around as an up skirt tastefully on Wonder Woman spins around Lands way down at the bottom With the sword in her hand instead of on the ground So she doesn't have to she doesn't have to do this It saves like a second of time It's This is a scene to keep in for sure. All right, I think I gave you a lot to work with I know I barely just scratched the surface on this script, but They're coming to take off. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna make like a Martian manhunter and and Walk away without doing anything What am I doing? I'm being the briefcase that Wonder Woman throws up into the air I think it has more screen time than Lois Lane. So it's a role. I'm gonna go for it Yeah, I Didn't get any of the roles. I understand Kid right there what so dumb