That Fish Cray - League of Legends Rap Parody





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Published on Dec 16, 2013

just a cray fish
NA - esKooZ

Verse 1:
Burst so hard these noobs wanna ban me,
And if those noobs don't ban me,
I'll start snowballing, eating up noob annies
Like a piece of candy.
Burst so hard this shit crazy,
Playful/trickster y'all can't gank me
Score's already 15-2, I stole your blue, and you can't catch me.
Burst so hard it's OP,
No one wants to mid vs me,
Burst so hard, it's NP,
Tower diving level 3.
Hey vlad, you bad. You mad? Yeah very.
Rampage. Unstoppable. Godlike. I'm legendary.
Burst so hard my lich bane,
Just 3 shotted that shit vayne,
Bought a mejais, already 10 stacks, time to start typing good game.
Burst so hard, I'm shocked too,
Yeah that Ryze should probably beat me too,
But I'm decimating these ranged mages,
Got the best cs and just ganked bot too.
Burst so hard, they're afraid.
Zoning noobs like this all day.
Deathcap,deathfire, Rod of Ages,
Burst so hard, Oh sup graves? Our bot lane fed, he's 0-8.
But my back's strong, I carry hard, that's six straight wins today.

Burst so hard these noobs wanna ban me,
That fish cray (x6).

Verse 2:
I'm first pick, time to play some AP
Level 2 I first blood their Annie,
They're doing dragon, I go in 1v3,
Triple kill. /surrender, GG.
Burst so hard, that fish cray, ain't it cait?
What's she building? Five Doran's Blades.
Carrying kids, every game.
EsKooZ, that one pro fizz, yeah everybody knows my name.
Friend request "gil92"
Yo Sorry I don't duo queue,
And my back still hurts from carrying you, (heh, sorry dude).
But yo that gragas I beat last game was such a joke,
Cause if I was him I would've bought 5 negatron cloaks.
Nice skill shots there ahri.
Nice gank sejuani.
Get bursted akali.
No point in trying to stop me.
Question my viability?
Got the sickest utility,
And some unreal mobility,
Until riot starts nerfin me --

Burst so hard, these noobs wanna ban me (x2)

Verse 3:
Welcome to summoner's rift,
You need some map awareness,
And MR while you're at it,
Or get dunked by a fish.
Welcome to summoner's rift,
You need some map awareness,
And MR while you're at it,
Or get 2 shotted by a fish.
I insta lock-in fizz,
You know what time it is,
2 shotted by a fish.
Your squishies gonna get squished.
Massacre all day,
Make you the fish filet,
If GP eats and orange man it still won't be okay.
Late game you know I'm scary,
I'm instagibbing your carry, (x3)

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