 I ain't had nothin' since nothin' had me. Come here, come here, come here. Yo, got here real bad? Come here, come here. I'll tell yo ass up, come here, come here. You want that water? Auntie coming to get her a hanger. I already got a logo. Come here, come here, come here. I'll tell yo ass up. Your Thursday weren't three-fifty to you. Auntie, you dressed like the nigger from the Mimi at the Crossroads video. You like his wife. She look like she's about to touch her forehead. Hey, Chico. She look like Samuel Jackson on the low. Yeah, oh, she do look like Samuel L. Jackson. There are snakes on this motherfuckin' plane. Yeah, I hope they die. I hope they burn in hell. I told you she dressed like she gonna fight Batman later on tonight. And she gonna win, too. Whatever, Batman. This sit ain't big enough for both of us. So you can think about it, put the dick behind your head just so you can think about it. Hey, hey, how long? Just so you can think about it. Big girl twerking, yeah, you know she not frontin'. Got the red on, lookin' like the staples easy button. There you know it's goin' down. We in this bitch. We in Kansas City, and she with that freaky shit. She with that freaky shit. That's what she bout. I want her to take her wig out and be herself. Like, hey, let me see your real hair one day. Do you have a, what do you have to? Chico, back up, man. You might catch a charge. Back up. You scared me, fly. What do you have? You know, she said she's actually mixed her mom's black. Her mom is black? Oh, she gave you a blunt for you, Carlos. What? Y'all motherfuckers ain't shit. What you sayin' Chico? What I say ain't that you said? She pregnant. Who you find, girl? Back in 1970 to me. That's that big girl confidence. She got that V8 in her head. She was on cocaine. Keep it going. She was on cocaine. Keep it going, keep it going. Well, you walkin' around your ankles in them motherfuckers. Well, I know how to walk in them motherfuckers. You don't know how many too big shoes I done had, boy. Shit, yeah. Can't let them bitches flop. They see the flop, they gon' be like, hey, what wrong with your shoes? Nothin'? Nah, you lookin' at my shoes. She went from loose leg to loose shoes, man. Yeah, all black, you know what's goin' down. Hey, she do it the worst. She probably got a pack of Newport stuff in her purse. We in Kansas City. We doin' it live. We got the nigga from the crowd on the drums gettin' live. You see the 100, man. You are a staple in the community. Niggas actin' like you ain't important. Niggas ride the motherfuckers. One of the most important motherfuckers in the world. It's crazy how you grew up your parents too. You don't take rides with strangers. And that's how all you do is ride with strangers. Every knee. You don't know who this nigga is. He's gonna be a cold-blooded serial killer. But you gotta go to the mall and you ain't got no car. So profile pics be a motherfucker file. Fuck about that. Let me see that. I will counsel quick. Okay, I got time for you. She probably be talkin' shit to her stylist. Like, I gave you a chance to do my hammer, bitch. You blew it. You blew it. Niggas is stupid. What you say that was pretty sick? Hey, mermaid. Fuck this shit. Y'all didn't even see. I fucked the whole count up. Yes, you did. I was sayin' if they was payin' attention. What's up? How y'all livin' tonight? Nah, we in Kansas City. What's up with y'all? Man, make some noise here. What's up, everybody up top? Up top! We talkin' about back up there in the little middle. It's a little middle part right there. Got the good booth seats. Oh, y'all ain't makin' nothin' more. Ain't no lit. We gotta keep you cold in the building, look. Where? Oh, there she go. Hey, yo, yo, yo, folks, still got that booth. Look at this crowd, bro. We got everybody in here. Oh, look at R.T. still. That's right, R.T. Yes, that's right, baby. You got leather sleeves. I know that pussy is original. You got leather sleeves. That's who Frank Luke is. Auntie wore the whole leather outfit. That was Frank Luke's first girlfriend. Right. Auntie looked like she ain't gonna see Patty LaBele tonight. She said, fuck it, I'm wearing my good shit. Shit fuck goin' to see Patty LaBele. She was sang for Patty LaBele. She been dressed in 5.30 this evening. Walk around the living room. Tisha, which wine's nice? Look, that's crazy. Nah, she got on that tusset. She ain't gonna get mustard. Nah, that's it. R.T. like, you got that tusset on that shit last for a week. Shit, three weeks. She got all the time and she forgot to put on the yodere. She fucked them over with them leather sleeves. I like that. That's class. No, my man right here playing. You got on the 3D glasses from the movie. You supposed to get O's back when you leave, nigga. Ah! Shit, this shit came with my chicken. You supposed to drop him back in the bin. That nigga was like, shit, he cold. That nigga vision fucked up. You got three gangsta niggas sitting next to a public defender. This shit is... Ah! Kids in the city where you see some shit like that. That is hilarious. You do look like a lawyer though. Where you get that top from? She got golf balls on her. He got James on. He said a Nissan. That nigga is the top social worker in Kansas City. I know it. That nigga is that pointy. You look like rock on the TV show. We just saw him the time. You ever watched that? He said, oh yeah, that's my era right there. I just seen the movie that he was in with her. Samuel Jackson. For real, what was his name? That shit came out in the 90s though. Samuel Jackson was old for a long time. Samuel Jackson came in the game old. Samuel Jackson was old on coming to America. That's real. What's up, white dude? Look, all the white dudes. Who are you talking about? I was just talking to the one in the front. Yeah, I remember that. He was at the show the last time. He was supporting black people. You remember you? Yeah, he said, hell yeah, I do. You support niggas? You call them niggas? That's right. He was like, I support niggas. I forgot. I didn't know he came to a show before that. Yeah, he bring all his black girlfriends. Like, hey, you want to do something fun? That's you right there? Yeah. That's you fucking with the white thing? Ah, shit. That's your man. You like him? Hold on, don't be hatein' me. All the standards you had, he met the motherfuckers. Yeah, yeah, he put his ass on her life insurance. Okay, try to leave him. Your ass is going to be missing like a motherfucker. She said, straight up. You said, take care, you're different, don't you? You want the 401k and everything? You can have it, Keisha. What'd your kids say when you brought him home? That's fucked up, mama. Right. Fuck this shit, I'm going to live with my grandma. I ain't living over here. I get it, you in the will. How many kids you got? Five kids and they call them daddy? Oh, that's why he did. That's why you got you that white man. I don't care, I'll raise him like the mind. Take him on down fishing and everything. You say what? I love you and your kids. White man, don't call them kids. Listen here, Leticia, I love you and them youngins. Hey, I love all those colored kids like they're mine. Like they're mine. I know they be smoking my weed all the goddamn time. All the goddamn time. They be saying, you're in my own house. In your own house. And I can't say it, so I have to tell them, watch your mouth. Hey, watch your mouth. Listen, I met her in scratch like she ain't half a dime. I mean Maloney started to turn red up this motherfucker like, all right, that's enough. Hey, don't be speaking about my youngins. Oh, that nigga out of caravan. Oh, shit, look at all these. You see the light of white, man? Oh, I got it, yeah, I got the C. I told you the white people lighted would come in handy here, nigga. Who the hell screaming from all the way up there? Somebody with a strong voice. Nigga, they got seats at the, they might need seats. They're standing room only. These niggas looking at us like they're in the aquarium. Yep, these motherfuckers are. This lady right here just asked me when I'm coming back. I am here right now, lady. These niggas are standing up. Up there like this. Hell nah, this show is crazy. They deep up there. They didn't put the lights on them. There we go. Now we can see y'all. Oh, above them. Oh, oh, nah, these niggas up there. Oh, my God. Yes, nigga. Those niggas. Oh, these niggas snuck out through the roof. Ain't no way they got no tiggas all the way up there. It's an interest at this motherfucker in the back. They didn't climb the whole building. Told you he was going to get in this bitch. Those are bats. How the fuck you get up there? Those are human bats. They so far back. The light man arm got tired. He's like, shit, that's enough of that. I like this shit. Them tiggas was free. They just had to wait. Oh, you know I got to give them a shout out. Shout out to all the couples that had broke up, but you had bought these tickets already, so y'all ain't here. Trying to get your shit together. We're still going. I mean, if you want to go. They ain't going with nobody else. Salute to my man that was in here on FaceTime with his daughter. That was love right there, man. I salute that. You know what I mean? Making sure your daughter know you love her. That's important. We need you to be at that too. We need you to be. Excuse me? Of course she too young. I don't know about that. The baby in the building. Whole baby. Whole? My man right here? Whole. That's what it is. How the fuck y'all be remembering these people? I hit that nigga ass up. Boy, I'm in KC. Boy, where ya at? I'm in Alabama. I'm pulling up. Give me 12 hours. What'd you say, nigga? He said he got it. We straight? He's speaking another language. I don't want that. Nah, you can keep that weed. Here are two goddamn aggressive. They run up on you. Look, I got that motherfucking loud. Whatever you need. Take some with you anyway. Look at me, you son. God damn. Ain't no saying no out here. I heard a bunch of niggas went to jail out here recently. A bunch of niggas went to jail in Kansas City? That's what I heard. She had been niggas. They just throwing niggas away? See, they're his people. I told you this shit. He was close to the home. What happened? Some Kansas niggas hating? So one nigga hated an everybody went to jail? Damn. Yeah. He's one nigga. One nigga hating an everybody going to jail. You think she's sweet? Yeah, yeah. I don't like all that negativity. You just got to look on the bright side. The streets is hiring. There's some drug dealer positions over here. The streets is hiring about 25 niggas for the streets. I'm scared. You better get out the street. You don't know who the police. Yeah, yeah. Everybody the police now, niggas be recording they self-knowing crimes. You know what I mean? They locked up. I do, nigga. You went live. You went live last night shooting that niggas. Told you I was going to do it. Man, this shit is when you repost it. What the hell about that that I already sweat to you? Niggas wondering. Somebody auntie don't know how to sit out. She probably in the gang out this motherfucker. Play with auntie if you want to. That's the leader of the set. You going to buy me a drink? All right. You going to buy me a drink? Damn, nigga. Oh, you got a chain on like you signed the theft jam in the 80s. Goodness gracious. Dammit, you niggas me. Niggas got on a dammit stop sign. That ain't your money. Even the white dude got a chain. The white dude, the plug. They brought him to the show. Where your big shit tonight, man? We going out. They been together for a long time. They look good right there. No, no. Damn, man. That's a mermaid. She's white. Leave her alone. Wow. She got on a prom dress too. Boy, I'm about to say she's still in her life. She ain't going to the middle school dance. Boy. Boy, she about to ask you to prom, nigga. Do you have, what do you have to? Chico, back up, man. You might catch a charge. Back up. You scared me, flap. What do you have? You know, she said she's actually mixed her mom's blood. Her mom's blood? Oh, she gave her blunt for you, Carlos. It got crack in it. Yeah, you ain't going to hit this. Uh-uh. What about that? I don't want to get it confused. Yeah, keep it on you. You hit that low. She going to be walking around dressed like you going to the prom. Yeah, put that motherfucker up. So you're Carlos going to do the rest of the shows with hot bottoms on. Man, just in case you want it. You know, it's going to be right here. Don't put her blunt down. He also got damn rude. Why you bullshitting? That's probably the strongest weed in the world right there. She can save this. That's the thing that'll make you dressed like you about to go to the prom. You're right. Look at all your new shit, like, nope. Nope. She's like, she ain't going to host the Wheel of Fortune. I feel you, baby. You need... That's the whole new... I don't like shit. It's people. I'm about to stop taking y'all places. No, but that's it. That's all she came for was to get that blunt. She get you back to the crib and get naked and be like, do you want to build a snowman? I'm like, this bitch is on cocaine. Hell yeah. Come on. You get to fucking them white girls. You know, the white girls like to talk to their teeth when they fuck. Yeah, come on. Yeah. Give me that cock. Yeah, you like it. You just smoked my weed and you fucked me, you asshole. Come on. Fuck me. Yeah. You like, man. This bitch is trippin'. I'll be your mouth, bitch. I can't. I can't. She get my DNA. I have to talk like this when I fuck. Fuck me. Come on. Why do women do shit backwards? Like, they do the shit first, then ask you if that's what you want. You want me to suck your dick? You was already doing that. Why did you stop to ask me that? Why do y'all call it a cock? Why do y'all call it a cock? Listen, I speak for myself. I can't speak for anyone else. I call mine a cock because I'm a fucking asshole. That ain't even disrespectful. You know, the most disrespectful shit a woman can call your dick is a penis. Nah. Wee-wee is worse than that, man. You pour your shit out in the business. Oh, look at that little wee-wee you got. Okay. I'm gonna tell you something worse than that. Look how much more fucked up this sound. Put your penis up. Uh-uh. I got one worse than that. So, your little dick-a-ling ain't gonna get up. Ding-a-ling. Ding-a-ling. This is not a dick-a-ling. If they calling your shit some toddler shit. Oh, you got a little wee-dee worm. This is a dick-a-ling. That's a little wee-dee worm. Ding-a-ling. Ding-a-ling? There. Make sure you leave the mystery blunt. The ding-a-ling. They just make some noise. They want some ding-a-ling. They don't want that. That motherfucker gonna get up. Ding-a-ling swing. I can't make it. Throw the goddamn towel. That's what you're giving when you're an old man. When you're like 60 or plus. Let me right over here to Miss Johnson House. Drop this ding-a-ling over. See, it fit an old nigga down there. It fit an old nigga. Yeah, I gave it an old ding-a-ling. Shit. That motherfucker be a wrinkle when it come out. So, what you trying to do? The ding-a-ling got Alzheimer's. He just, the dick shaking like this though. Shit. He got it shaking. I'm back. God damn it. Come on, baby. Give me some of that pussy. Strong again, like the 60s. It be hard, but they don't get up. Mm-mm. It still got the skin. It's too much skin. Niggas, did you just peel the skin back? The little goofy nigga. Hey, man. That nigga is fucked up, man. I don't know what's wrong with that nigga, but he is seriously ill. Oh, I know you ain't talking. Let me tell you, hold up. The show is funny, but the afterwards when we take pictures with y'all, let me tell you what the... He said, it look like, first of all, I look like you argue with your mama like, fuck you mom, those are my cigarettes. Oh, she even wears, it look like she be like, so what? I had sex for ice cream. And it was perfect. They look just like the girls that be on more during the motherfucking joint. You know when they be like, yeah, fuck my mom. She gets on my nerves. I do what I want to do. Then they be looking at the camera from all different angles. Yeah, fuck that. I suck, dick. So what? You be like, bitch. The last land be the meanest one. When my mom makes me mad, I punch that bitch in the throat. That's the one that make the mama son cry those things. But look, though, it always be the old nigga that be in the bed like this. I don't know why they think we going out. We just friends. I already know Emily from high school. Oh, you talking about the baby father? The 25, yo, that's trying to fuck a little. That baby father more than shit, man. We got to start finding some of these niggas that was on there and see what's going on. Anybody ever been on more? Niggas ain't going to raise their hand for that. What? I'm out of here. You was on more? I believe you. She said, hey, you sound like you got the voice. You are not the father. You must hear how she was yelling. When she went, her the nigga was the father. That's how she made the exact same noise. He is the father. That's how she made the exact same noise. He is the father. He just got hit by a car, man. I ain't no bitch who just do the most, though. They be like, he ain't the father. I knew he was. It always be the nigga with the camera. He was the daddy. Then that nigga, Mori, come around, rubbing their back, and it's going to be all right. No, it's not, Mori. It is, it is, it is. No, it's not. No, it's not. I mean, I'm still going to help you. I'm still going to help you. I'm still going to help you. Are you sure? Yes, I still love them like they might. They be lying like a motherfucker. He ain't going to help. As soon as they say cut, fuck you, bitch, I'm out. I think that was my baby. The ladies always have some crazy ass excuses, too. My favorite excuse women use on this show when it ain't the father. She always be like, it can't be with one other person. Who, bitch? And he dead. Ah! You ever seen like the repeated offenders? Yeah, they come back many times. Now, this is Ashley's eighth time. They be the only one to turn around. Y'all know who it is. Look, just help me find a nigga, fuck. You can tell when they not going to be the father because the business always say that one thing before they reveal the results. Now, are you sure? Jerome is the father. Nigga be the bad lady. When she 1,000% show is over. And you can tell when they are going to be the father because the nigga always bring his new girlfriend when he come. Whenever he bring the new girlfriend, he going to be the daddy because the business be talking too much shit. Fuck that morning, he mad, that bitch a hoe. Okay, watch. When it comes to little Jerome, John Whitfield. Now, before we reveal the results. You ready? Before we reveal the results. I want to ask you, if you are the father, are you going to take care of your responsibilities? I'm going to do what a real nigga is supposed to do. I'm going to start by from time to time. Are you okay with that, Miss Wilson? Alright, well, no further ado, the people won't know. John Whitfield, in the case of Little Loose Lake, you are the father. You said baby, you should. 99.99 99.1 So who the other 0.9 That ain't all the way mine, shit. We need to go find out who that 0.9 belongs to. That's the shit a nigga be wanting to say. Exactly, nigga. It's a 0.8% another nigga baby. That nigga got another nigga ear. It's always the same. Crazy, man. Damn, we all got one body part that belongs to another nigga. Don't play with me. That's why your face look different. Nigga been here like, Jerome, that look like the Vonte, right? Anybody here pregnant? Pregnant right now. Your baby not mad in here. Stop laughing. All the pregnant ladies up top? You pregnant or you just look pregnant? Y'all motherfuckers ain't shit. What you saying, chico? She pregnant. Who you find, girl? Back in 1970. That's that big girl confidence. I love it. She is. That's right, big girl. That's right. Big women in here make some noise. That's right. Look at you. Y'all, please stop going around asking niggas. I want big girls to stop asking niggas if they like big girls. If a nigga talking to you, he will fuck you. Right. I love big girls. They so soft. You ain't a real nigga if you ain't never took a nap on a big girl. That area right there, that shit is memory falling, boy. When you be laying on that stomach titty area, that stitty That shit make you want to go to shit. When you be like right there on the stitty that's where the titty meet the stomach. The stitty. You laying in the little titty crease. You fall in between the girls. I'm stupid like me. Like big titty women, you put the titties on your ears I heard you had big titties. I'm stupid. I'm sorry. When you get the leather outfit from you say you're going to fuck them up with the leather tonight. And you doing it too? Yeah, I did. And you can lift your leg up. Damn. That's dangerous. She pulled it when she lifted her leg up. Is that in her pants? Yeah, she going to have to slide it down her leg. That's what it is. That's right, baby. Yeah, I love it. Like a sexy ass coolie lady in the small truck. I like it because she got an ass in the front in the back. Two asses. Nah, that's something cool. I like to call that the kuchi hoodie. It just protects the kuchi. Yeah, yeah. And it's getting cold. You need that cup on the kuchi so it don't get pneumonia. They ain't gangsta though. I'll let you sit on my face. I got ass but you can't stay down there too long though. Yeah, I can try that though. It's new to the white man right there. You look like you be on Pond Stars. What's up with you, dude? He look uncomfortable as a mother fucker. Man, be on Pond Stars. Yeah, we got a 76 Chevy piece coming in. Where you from, G? Arizona. You came here from? Arizona? You work in Kansas. Whoever did the seating arrangement was on some bullshit. Y'all are three big ass dudes. Yeah, they got you. Y'all on Spirit Airlines. And the big that two niggas don't care, they like, shit, all right, bro. White dude, you gonna learn how to laugh like a black person at night. Every time you laugh, move. Laid forward wherever they at. Go that way. Exactly. They don't say nigga like, nigga. They didn't split y'all up. That's not your girl right there, is it? Oh, okay. No, that's his girl. Hey, that's what Martin Luther King dreamed about, nigga. Salute. There you go. That ain't what the fuck. Yes, it did. Have a baby. Take over. Yes, it did. They gonna be mad. No, the fuck it wasn't. You having a baby? Now, how are we gonna be pure? Y'all just look like some random man's couple. Where the fuck do you get that white lady? Got in a truck stuff. And then a biker gang. No, he not. Are you in a motorcycle gang? I told you. He driving a truck, nigga. I'm telling you that shit. I can tell by the way he got his bandana. Regular niggas don't wear their shit on like this, nigga. That shit like Dion Sanders. You gonna play football or nothing. You ain't got your shit looking cool or nothing. You ain't got it in your pocket. This nigga got his shit on like he ready to go to sleep. Well, like he ain't been to sleep in 23 hours, but he a truck driver. That was a fucked up, man. Quick trip. Race track. It's going down. Truck running right now. Been nothing. When you meet your lady at door. Y'all was playing pool. I bet you can't beat me to some of that pool. You wanna fucking bet? Come on, come on now, baby. He threw the can. I bet he threw the game. We wanted to win later, not at the pool. So who won? He did. She said I won the game. The rest of the shit because he used to about 50 years ago, he didn't want to jail for sitting here with you. He is a winner. Y'all... He said I won the game. Yeah, I see you cool, that nigga that spilled your Hennessy. Oh, you fucking... I hear a little man, that Hennessy was too strong. I shit, fuck. You losing. That nigga is winning. He trying to wait on the shit to dry so he can talk to us. Yeah, just keep your arms crossed, man. Who ain't here on that Hennessy tonight? That nigga right there. Oh, they killed a one-goal. They killed a one-goal. Fuck that white... Kill a one, ain't it right, Auntie? Kill a one, get you right. Let's see if I ever one shot at that shit. What you doing, bitch? I'm about to do you all night, bitch. Who ain't here prefer white liquor? Me, nigga. I can't do that brown. Y'all niggas is from another part of the black community. Y'all niggas from the devil. That's a bad decision. Dog is better. That ain't the devil's pee-pee. Dog is better. Look at the white dude, like, yeah, now you motherfuckers can drink anything. That don't apply to y'all. You were being here on that Yeager Meister. Oh, you fucking, fucking some shit up, bro. What they got on the vest? What are the rest of your suit? White people ask for shit that you don't normally drink with when you drink with. Dude, you guys having any chocolate milk? Fuckin' what? Every time I drink Hennessy, bro, I'm chasing the chocolate milk. Oh, that'll have to be a fear factor challenge for niggas, boy. What, some liquor and chocolate milk? Boy, for a black person, oh, you gonna go to jail and motherfucking not be able to shit for three weeks? Well, you gonna shit on yourself. You ain't ready to drink a white people in there. They put vegetables and shit in there. Oh, yeah. They drink Kettle One and tomato juice. They own some whole other shit. Yeah, it'd be on the airplane making them bloody marries. That shit smell like some uncooked bacon. This is like, I got to sit beside this nigga for three hours drinking these motherfuckers. White people, why y'all don't wear clothes on the plane? They be cold as shit. They just be on there with samples and shorts. Yeah, it don't matter. 30 degrees, white people be out with shorts on. Hey, guy, how are you? I'm better than you, nigga. You're very catching that disease. Fuck wrong with you. Look at the fat white dude that's fucked up, dude. No, he don't get cold. He be out there sweating like a motherfucker. Like, he's toasting. What are you sweating for, sir? We in Kansas City though, man. My favorite cities, man. Rest in peace, fat tone. Rest in peace, fat tone, man. Fuck ball went counting. It feds in the bounty. 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Put it up so they can play on it, hold on. Chico, don't. It seemed like a setup, man. It got to be a setup. Show that bitch. Ain't no way. The fact that she couldn't make it make me nervous. She's working where she work at. She work from home. She ain't selling pussy. I'm just making sure, she's got that number on the back you call. Nigga, you think if I worked from home, I wouldn't go where the fuck I wanted to go. Like she couldn't call off. Like, who the hell you gonna tell your supervisor? You hear the supervisor, bitch. Log off. Nigga, I work when I get back. Where the fuck? Who in here work from home? I can't get off, why? You work from home? What you do from home? Nothing. Finances? That's it? Just finances? Operator. Everybody works from home. Hey man, I hate when you ask people what they do for a living and they won't tell you. Yeah. They ain't like, like you gonna get up early tomorrow and go to their shit and steal their job. Nope, shit got up. Shit in the town, man. You was doing finances. Finances. That's a cool way to say money laundering. I feel you. Why your job a secret? Who else work from home? What you do, man? Not you, nigga. I know you work from home. You bagging up right now at the house. Behind you though, what you do from home? Get to my room? Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Nick, you. Yeah. Huh? Transportation. Who a driver? Who a driver? Yeah, nigga. Who a driver. Lift driver. These things is giving one-word answers. Transportation. Finances. What you do from home? But think about this shit, bro. Nigga, cut his phone off as soon as he leaves. I don't know what you're gonna do transportation from home, nigga. Yeah. Uh-oh. Next thing's gonna be a river. Where are you right now? Can you get to my house? If you can get to me, you're straight. Hey, bro. No, nigga. We'll be making money, bro. I had my cousin drive you the other day, right? Uh-huh. She had a nerve to take me back like, cool. I ain't even gonna lie. A little money you sent me. Shut the fuck up, bitch. I tell you my story. Fuck what I said. Uh, I ain't gonna lie to you, cuz. Yeah, take me back like. Ma'am. He was a little bit... I'm about to go fuck this shit on your forehead. If you could just keep your talk down to a minimum for a second while my boy tells his story, you can yell all you want. Sometimes when that shit happen, they really need help. Women talk theyself out of dick, too. Ma'am, ma'am. What? You musty, you need some deodorant? What? Nah, she probably worked from home yelling at motherfuckers. She didn't play in the rest of that. She really didn't want shit. Go ahead, cuz. I ain't gonna lie to you. Yeah, man. I'm lying, cuz. I ain't gonna lie to you. Make more money with driving left than Uber? Didn't work for me. Who ain't here Uber driver? Yeah, keep it 100. You are a staple in the community. Niggas acting like you ain't important. Niggas ride you. Niggas ride the motherfuckers. Uber, everything. Niggas need your help. One of the most important motherfuckers in the world. It's crazy how you grew up with your parents, too. You don't take rides with strangers, and that's how all you do is ride with strangers. Every knee. You don't know who this nigga is. This nigga be a cold-blooded serial killer, but you gotta go to the mall and you ain't got no car. So give the profile pitch be a motherfucker. Don't fuck about that. Let me see that. I will counsel quick if you look like a pedophile. Uh-oh. Counsel that motherfucker. That nigga look like he taking motherfuckers. Not the worst thing when you call that Uber and then you trying to get him to get where you at and you call you on the phone. Hello. I can't find you. I'm looking for you. I am on the 13th to shoot it and then I'll just find you. Like what? Make a left by the Marriott. I've done that twice. I'm going to counsel. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will counsel. I will counsel. Uber races is here. They see who you are and try to fuck off. They been doing that in canvass for years. I got a little graduation. They put all the... They put all the niggas at the top top. They got y'all by last names. Them the T's and the W's. Got to speak their language. Bro, that's that pregnant girl making all that goddamn noise. Ain't nobody going to fuck you. You pregnant. That baby feet ain't even done yet. That pussy has already been occupied. Ah, the baby got nugs. The baby in the pussy like, man, my feet ain't even done and then she got dick all in. Let her nigga finish building. What do you think it is? Stupid. Even my daddy dick. I can't stand her already. Why they got these big ass coals going across the middle of this motherfucker? Hold up, man. They maybe want to ask the real niggas in the car. Real niggas, make some noise one time. All right, keep that same energy. Make some noise if you a fucker girl who was already pregnant that wasn't yours. Niggas ain't shit, boy. Boy, y'all, you know what you... DC, that's how you become... That's how you get that 0.8% when the nigga fuck while you pregnant. I done did that before. That's why that baby is yours, nigga. Where you hit a pregnant girl before? I ain't know. Shit. She had a little pud. Shit, I thought it was a little pud. Shit. I hit that motherfucker. She be like, I didn't tell you on my three weeks. I'm like, did you that? No, that don't really count. We talking about full pregnant. Oh, no, I can't. Third trimester pregnant. That could be a nasty nigga that hit a pregnant woman that ain't yours. You just in there, motherfucker. Them same niggas quiet as fuck right now. You right, you right. You in there hitting the motherfucker, baby. Look, this nigga right here in trouble. His girl, like, I didn't know you was that type of nigga. He like, I am. Baby in there kicking like a motherfucker. Girl, what the fuck? Got to blame it on your young self. That's when you was young, OG. No, he talking about him doing this weekend. He talking about his fraud then. I'm like, you nasty. Niggas is different, bro. Why who jeans so tight? So your girl can see my dick print. Why do they even talk to this nigga? Tear down there the whole time. And her mind like, oh, then she can get it. You don't know how to do that. Little dick in here. Niggas got that goddamn weedy money. I keep high on your girl and put my dick all over her thigh. I wouldn't even put it on her thigh. I'd just lay it on her shoulder so it could be on her mind later on. You the FaceTime during this moment? Ma'am, you want her to get some dick bad. Hello, ma'am. What do I do? She at work. Ask her what she do at work. What you do at your job? What you do at your job? Show my titties. What do you do at your job? Stop looking all surprised. What you in there doing? You better hurry up or your supervisor will get you. Right. What you doing in there? Hello? Dude, is she deaf? Can you hear me? You can't hear me. You must have got an Android. Here you go. Damn, chico. She don't work at home. Oh, fuck y'all. I was just saying, that's probably why you can't hear. Nobody making fun of y'all niggas with the good, bright, light cameras. Android is already used. I'll give her a butt. What you talking about? Yours is the bomb. Yours is the bomb? Your Note 9? Well, that's a galaxy though. That ain't real. Yeah, but still, that bitch the size of a regular Nintendo and... I'm talking about Android like a tablet, like, bitch. Like X-Tel, like, this is a government phone. Right. This ain't coming with four minutes, bitch. One of the ones you can buy at the drug store. This is an emergency phone. Go to write aid and buy you a phone, nigga. Bitch, try to take yourself with an emergency phone. Bitch, you ain't even got no face camera. Who here still got the flip phone? I know it's a flip phone, nigga. You can walk around with that Motorola Razer. This nigga, it's fucked up. I ain't gonna tell y'all again. Hey, bro, all good fuck, bro. I ain't had no money. I still in line with one of the more emergency phones, boy. Fuck you, man. Niggas around by the time I... What you doing, boy? Shit, finna get a phone. Shit. Yeah, it's an emergency phone until you have a real emergency. That's just, you know, stranded. Will you have to stand in line and get the motherfucker from? Yeah, nigga, nigga. They just post up. They just be like... Shit. Look like niggas need phones right here. Go ahead. Anywhere. Anywhere. They just be like... Boys wonder what people will be recording. Like, you ever see somebody that they be recording the whole show? Oh, yeah. They about to put it in. You don't already know this shit going on Facebook tonight. 96 views. They gonna be telling all his cousins, hey, don't even worry about buying no ticket. I got y'all, dude. We going live at 8.30. Look at her. She recording like, and the fuck. You know your emergency phone, dude. Here we go. Buy this, dude. Come on, really? There you go. Oh, now you good, baby. Come on, sit down. Sit down. Look at that. The thunderstorm. Look like a hotel lamp. That's what you got. Her little ass built up. You see, fuck y'all. Don't fuck with me. Move, move. She built like a wasp. He walked like one. I didn't see it. You ever got stung by a wasp? It hurts. That outfit looked like when the whipped cream melt on top of your milkshake. That's the fashion know-how. Tell them what it is. That's the fashion nada. Fashion who? Fashion nada. Fashion no-no. They didn't even make do with them. They was like, let's see what this one do. Who the fuck got the peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Me. Thank you. Word? That's crazy, man. Shout out to the grown women who still got some hair on the culture. Many of them laugh. I appreciate it. Except for auntie with the leather on. She got the idea. I love her. She real. She threw up a gang. You're allergic to peanut butter. She threw up a neighborhood. Yeah, I'm allergic to peanut butter. It's all this shit I will with. She threw up a neighborhood that ain't even around no more. It's a CVS over that name. I'm allergic to peanut butter like a motherfucker. That's why my mama used to think I was gonna be a gangster. My mama said, you can't be no gangster. You're allergic to nuts. Fuck type of gangster is allergic to nuts. Shoot, that better than pollen. What? No, the fuck it ain't. You can live with pollen. I eat some nuts, niggas. I'm out of here. Ha! What the fuck did that do? Well, I don't know. What's in that pollen, mother? Woo! What's it get in you? I can sound like you about to turn into a monster. Let me go. I hate that noise, nigga. Yeah, that's the worst shit ever right there. That noise that I can't even do that shit. That got down. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit. They could be doing that shit. What? Look at all the fan women been doing this. Hey, man, you got to go to the hospital. Your throat went bad. That pollen will put a gangster down. Shit, nigga. Ain't it still ain't worse than that peanut? Anybody ain't got a nut allergy? That shit real. I fucking round the smell of some peanut butter too long. I'm gonna see y'all later. I got to go to the hospital. That shit serious, dawg. It's called anaphylactic shopping. Eat that shit within the next 30 minutes. Your motherfucking throat gonna swell up and you're going to meet your makeup. Boy, you just confused all the niggas from the hood when you said that like, man, she gonna learn the anthrax. You can't go to the post office. That pollen ain't no ho. Hey, boy, I don't give a fuck who you is. I'm gonna make you just go in the house. You know what? I'll try this shit tomorrow. That shit be real, bro. That pollen don't fuck with me. What you got to take for that shit, that leg rub? Yeah, you got to just go to sleep. You can't go to sleep doing all that shit. That pollen, boy, that shit, boy, hold on. I can't stand this shit. Then I can't get bad. You got it bad? I got it. So as soon as the motherfucking spring hit, it did get bad for you. You just gonna be mumbling all day. Niggas, I'm on the plane. I know it's in the air as soon as I land. Oh, shit. That shit ain't wrong. I can't talk with it. See who I am. What's up, baby? What's up, man? See you, baby, with the little orange on. Looking like you good-looking shit. Got a whole orange weave. She'll beat up every bitch in her. Well, get jump money. No kidding. Shit. These Kansas City women like got me fucked up. Shit. Yeah. There you go. That's what they want. That's what they want. This dedicated to all the ladies who got multi-colored hair. I see you over here blue. I see you blue. What is that blue green? That's like when you mix three packs of Kool-Aid together. Then she got the blue weave on. Okay, baby. Brand new weave. Ain't gonna stop. She's a brand new weave. Creon box. You just got up too fast. What you gonna do? They ain't gonna do a bumper cocaine in the bathroom. Come on, fucker. Look how they walk it. Everybody going to the bathroom. Come on, bitch. Come on, hurry up. Oh, yeah. Look her in the face and be like, come on, let's just go get loose. Let's go get wild. You see how that nigga got up? That nigga was like, hey, come on, come on, come on. Get that cocaine on show. Shit, I'm gonna watch your way. Orange hair. What made you get that orange hair? It's your favorite color. And you ain't gonna stop. If you give me some head, it'll be carrot top. She was on cocaine. Yeah, you big girl. She got that carrot. D.C., we got a chick with a whole blue weave right here. That match her whole outfit. Lord Sweatsuit with some house shoes on. Yeah. Real gangsta shit. She got the blue weave that you got her man. Got the blue weave looking like a Pepsi can. Her boyfriend like, I got two more. She don't speak English. Where she from? When she from, she ain't gonna say, but since her hands blue, she brought from where the Smurfs was right. Ooh. Okay, I got some for you. She probably be talking shit to her stylist. Like, I gave you a chance to do my hammer bitch. You blow it. What you said that was pretty sick? Hey, mermaid, ain't nobody been to smoke this shit. Blunt, try as luck some of these Kansas City niggas. Like, shit, you got me fucked up. I'm gonna hit this shit. Your ass gonna be out there looking like a... You wanna move if you can't? Great. Much love to all the ladies who broke up with their niggas now you ain't getting shit for Christmas. She was like, period. Much love to all the ladies who got some real ugly boots, but they lean in real hard. Ah, they wet. You never throw them bitches away. Step in the puddle. Your ankles touching. Throw them bitches away. Step in the puddle, stupid ass girl. They still comfortable. They soggy. They all look like a loaf of bread they got set on. It's the last piece of bread, too. Ladies, please don't wear them goddamn witch boots this winter. Who? They'll make a bar of cranes. Them little witch boots. Headless horsemen. They know what I'm talking about. Them little stupid ass boots that curve up in the front. They're confederate soldiers. You say a why? You got them on already? Is this something I need to know? Yes. I told you, look, this bitch drunk of hands. She still back there. You gonna back there and drink? This is in the hallway. Oh, red. Oh, there, look at red back there. Get it red. Look at red. Hold up. No, don't go back there. I just want to see closer. She got grown children. You don't want to fuck with that. She got some beard, too, right? Yeah, her youngest is 31. You don't want that. Because she back there dancing like, Auntie, yeah, come on, she go. You don't want that shit. No, I ain't gonna walk back there. See you now, Auntie. And she holding that drink and it ain't spilling. No, let your uncle have that. It's Harry. And it's red, too. You know she didn't color the red. It's the master outfit. She gonna try to fuck you in the car. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Got that red. She don't want no drama. Dressing all red. Looking like Elmo's mama. Oh, look, I ain't even got my pants down yet. Like, God. What she look like? She look like Elmo's mama. From the hood. She feel like a candy lady. What type of shit y'all into in Kansas City? What we got to look forward to tonight? It's a wild shit. It's killer city. We know the killers is in here. But other than that, the killers, you said the killers ain't in here shit. Yes, they are. It'd be the nigga you don't think of killer. Motherfucker sitting there right there with that bow tie and that jacket on. He didn't kill nine niggas. Not a public defender, dude. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Niggas that look like inconspicuous. No tattoos on his face or nothing. Kid, you quick in the motherfucker. Go home and watch the movie. Just do it right here. He got KC on his skull hat, but that ain't what you think it is. It's a gang. Killer city. You know here gang, he got that skull cap you get from the gas station. The little nigga who spilled the Hennessy on himself. He a killer, too. Oh, nigga, don't act like you ain't never bought a whole outfit out of the motherfucker. Get white t-shirt days. Yep, and next to the porn with the next white t-shirt and a skull cap with KC on it. You great. Fuck him up in the club, nigga. 18 girl. You know, I grew up in one of them hood stores where they got that same shit, but they got the porn in that motherfucker with the little covers in it, the little orange cover and the blue cover. Yep, you know I can still see this shit, right? Word. They was selling porn in your gas station? What? Ain't never saw none of y'all? Hell no. It was there, right there. Porn was never that easily available for me as a young nigga. You had to find your porn when I was young. It belonged to your parents. You cleaning up the house and doing some shit you were supposed to do, and you find that tape with no label on it, you're like, oh, maybe this is Lion King. Let me see. You put that motherfucker in. Mr. Markets, nigga, you like, uh-oh, my life has completely changed from this point forward. I'd never be the same again. Who the hell is Mr. Markets? Man, nigga, you ain't never been to the old porn, nigga. Wesley Pipes and them niggas, nigga. I ain't never watched that shit. Come on, watch it. I was. On the old porn, they used to introduce theyself on the newer, as soon as the saying, come on, they already fucking, you don't know how this happened to them. They already fucking. That's the white people porn that do the introductions. The niggas that used to just come in with your name. Keisha, what you coming to do? Sa-sa-tik. All right, get to it. That's the whole porn, nigga. Now, I'm talking about the old shit when it had a story line. Niggas come over there and act like he was coming. Hey, is Fred gone? What you doing with your titty out? Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa. You was watching that real old porn, right? That's a sitcom, nigga. That's a sitcom, nigga. And he was watching that flat TV porn. Slow mother. I wish I would have found my dad. It was a porn. That nigga's a river. Hey, bro. He probably had some of that Pastor Wilson shit in his house. I ain't got my mom. I know he did. That nigga was 61. My mom was 45. What you finna do with this nigga? That's a lot of sucking on this shit. Yo, he crazy. Shit, all the niggas got porn. Especially the older niggas. They had to porn back when there was magazines and shit. Playboys. Shit like that. Hairy coochies on every cover. Every cover. Every page. Damn, auntie. That shit is extinct, nigga. Oh, yeah. Don't know about ladies down. What is it about y'all having hair on your pussy? As long as they ain't got no hair in it, we straight. Hey, coochies. They hate that shit. They go get the laser surgery on the pussy. I would never put the laser. What happened? They go get the hair lasered on. But you can still see what the hair was at. Niggas shit look like a Nestle crunch, ma'am. You need to stop that shit. They use that straight razor to shave your skin. No one in them straight razors don't go on black skin. Now your shit got braille on it. You like, uh, I got to call my blind cousin to come read this pussy before I fuck. Ain't no way in the world. I tell you what it say. Don't go in there. That's a shit. Shit blue. I ain't bite. That's the thing, ladies. You would throw your leg above anything. Some dick coming. You ain't know who's coming. They could throw the gap, maybe. No. They stop shaving their pussy. The area ain't made for that. You ever seen that? What you have all type of shit going on? Look like when you, look like when you dump the ass tray out. What? Coochie lesbian. What? I'm smoking good in Kansas City. Well, yeah, it's a little good. 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That's the most scary shit in the hood ever. And whatever you call it, water, boat, whatever. That shit make my fucking trip out. In hellers, it's worse. He said fuck you, I don't know nothing DC. Sick of your shit. Which I call it here in Kansas City. Wet, wet. You ever seen a nigga on that wet? I've been my nigga smoked a wet one time. That nigga throw somebody's feet. True story. That nigga got his shoes, took off when he fell asleep and woke up and thought his feet was gone. Wouldn't stand up, nigga. Mad as a motherfucker. Swear to God, nigga. This nigga in there on the cluster of niggas out. Fuck y'all niggas, dawg. This nigga walk out with my feet like that, y'all some bitch ass niggas. We like, bro, look at this nigga. Hell nah. I don't ever want to be that high. Fuck being that high. Nigga fucking around to be on that water and can fight nine police officers. Nah, you don't want that shit. Not the way shit called today. That's when we fucked up somebody to slip you some shit you don't even smoke. Oh my gosh, that's the scariest thing in the world right there, getting drugged. Nigga, you smoke somebody blunt, now you trippin' like you smokin' a crack. He ain't actin' right now. No, what wrong with him? Shit, I'm straight. Look, you don't even got that shit in there, but what wrong with you? You can't trust none of them niggas, bro. Listen, especially when... 2020, roll your own shit, man. Stop smokin' with these pussy ass niggas. Especially in 2021, man. You want to smoke, smoke it all. Why you say that? Because nigga, if you know these gangsta ass niggas in the club, smokin' hookah and shit ain't no tellin' what the fuck they might sneak in the weed. What you might wake up to. You just might wake up the phone niggas and dance them real hard, and you don't know... About time you woke up, what's up? Like... Look at the OG nigga, that nigga had he like, man, don't play with me, nigga. 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How you get up there, motherfucker? How you gotta get it? How you get up there? If you gotta walk in over there. I'm giving this shirt right here to the lady with them leather sleeves. Who? Leather sleeves. Which way? Ain't no way. We gonna have to... Oh, Auntie, definitely get a shirt. I got a small floor right here. Hold on. I'm about to walk up to the top and get these suits up on the other side. I tried, yeah. What's your ticket earlier? I'll get up there. Oh, you don't need the hang of it. What's up, Nate? How you doing? Yo, be safe. You got your gun on you. Something's close to it. Okay. What's up, Kaz? How you get up top, Gene? Look, see how I'm here. What's up? It's my African brother. How do I get all the way to the top of the stairs? I am trying to find my way up there. Will you please be my guide and show me for Wakanda which way to go? Yes, please, take me. Yes, thank you, my brother. No one will touch me. How are you doing? Get the shit to the up top people. What's up, gang? What's up, big shoulders? We out here. What's up, Gene? What's up with y'all? What's up, guys? What's going on? How are you? Beautiful. What's up, big dog? How you doing, big nigga? Goddamn. There we at. What's up? There we go. Oh, they gone red right there. What's up, auntie? Who you was going to take your stackin' ass back there to see what that lady was? I had to. Nigga, you ain't slid. Oh, there she go ahead. She said can I have a shirt and gave me a hug and said I can't touch her for free. Man, you sell them pussy. I'm out of here. Yeah. That's what I told you. You don't take your ass over there. How much? How much? Forty? Five, bitch. I ain't going over six, bitch. Hell no. What's my hop? You saw it. They trying to sneak back there. Hey, there she go, auntie. She ain't shit. You see the bitch, buddy? You some pussy. What's my hop? Venice. I like it. We out this bitch. You up there? We out this bitch. Up top. You just like traveling. It's turn. That's what it is. He just like traveling. What's up? What's up, up top? We up top with it. You got to go up top top with the nigga that's standing. We up top with it. What's up, bro? That nigga walked all the way up there with one T-shirt. One T-shirt. They go jump you. All right. They ain't going to let his ass down. You got to give me your sweater, Chico. One damn T-shirt. Damn. A weird ass ass. A 2X. Give me your socks. Yeah, that's what I got. Hold up. Give me your sock, Chico. Y'all make sure y'all hit the merch table, man. Y'all got all this got there. We got a lot. Put it out here, K. Who wear a lot? Chico. I almost said K. You see me? Chico, you got to go to the top top, Chico. I got to go. No, I can't get up there. Yeah, you ain't never been up there. The nigga that's standing. You need a fork left. What's up? Need a crane. What's up? You got a crane? What's up? We out here. Hold up. What's up, OG? It's all the ladies that look good with makeup on and off. I ain't going to fall. On and off. On and off. She got that on and off. It's her birthday. Happy birthday, baby. Happy birthday. I ain't going to throw it. She dressed like she about to fight Batman tonight. It's for me. We love y'all. Kansas City all the way up top with it. Salute to everybody up top with it. Hey, what's up, big lad? Oh, right on the titties. Yes. We out here. Up top, nigga. You can say anything in this microphone. Love y'all. What's up? You look like the old Chico B. That's what it is. I thought she had ass, but she don't have suspenders. What's she a dude? Fuck. That's all. Look at that ass, though. Fellas, always remember. If she don't do you first, you ain't going to get done. Thank you, baby. Chico, where you at? I don't see you, bro. I'm going to see you, bro. Where you at? Say something. He shouldn't have went up there with one T-shirt. He probably got jammed up in the hallway. Chico, say something. Okay, there you go. We back. You scared me. No, I was good up there. They live up top. Okay. You got your wallet. What's up, nigga? What's up, nigga? Hey, white lady, don't use this as evidence. We all here. What's up, nigga? If I'm pregnant with her, what's up with you freaking, nigga? Hey, oh, yes, of course. You got the pretty lady in the wheelchair. And he's bitchy cold. They said, pig it for her. Nigga, you a shoe? Yeah, she came to one of my shows. I told her I like no shoes she had on. So she bought me something for that big of a fuck. But I used to wear hand-bin out, so I ain't trippin'. She bought you some shoes, bro? Damn. Bitch, it's five. She's five. But I'm going to wear them for her because she bought them for me. Them shoes is five right there. What's them? It's 11. Fashion over special. She didn't made them at the house. Now, these Steve Macs... She bought you some shoes. You got to fuck one time. Nah, she got no suspenders. Coming off the dome. She made those shoes because she works from home. He's been to got so much room at them. Shit. Yeah, them shit says long in the motherfucker. I'm gonna slide an email for her. Hey, you a real nigga for wearing them anyway. Oh, yeah. Because she bought them some shoes. This for you, man. What's the name of your shoes? Nigga's shoes. What's the name of your shoes? Nigga, these Steve Macs... He bitch a bigot in them, bitch. Nah, that's them, them Aldo's right there. What's the name of them? That them goddamn... Yeah, man, you know my nephew just gave me these right here, boy. You know what I'm saying. Swag. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter. Stylish women and gentlemen. Nigga threw these outside. I said, shit. I put them on. Just extra long, boy. Shit. I grow into them. Nigga, you a thug growing. Yeah, I grow into these shit. I don't shit. God got another plan for me. I ain't gonna stop growing. Well, you're walking around with your ankles in them motherfuckers. Well, I know how to walk in them motherfuckers. You don't know how many too big shoes I done had, boy. Shit, yeah. Can't let them bitches flop. They see them flop. They gonna be like, hey, what wrong with your shoes? Nothing? Nigga went for you. She went from loose leg to loose shoes, nigga. You look at my shoes. Why your shoes flopping? Who the lady who bought the shoes? What she at? What's up, girl? You be buying nigga shoes and shit? You be buying nigga shoes and shit? They say you're not supposed to do that because the nigga walk out your life, but that ain't right. Buying some shoes and nigga gonna be like, shit, that's my baby. She bought me these motherfuckers. Buying nigga shoes and shit. I want some. She thoughtful. She just went thinking. Yeah. I ain't trying to be rude. She's like, what size do you wear? Just give me a 12. You can tell she never bought. Don't think of no shit. Ladies, how many of y'all to buy nigga some shoes and this motherfucker? I love all 13 of you bitches. Just paying your whole income check. That's crazy. I ain't getting a 12, huh? Hey, we got that knowledge. We got all different types of people in here. I was upstairs. White people, Spanish people, Asian people. You saw some Asian people up there? It's some Asian niggas up there. That shit, you crazy as fuck. It's some Asian niggas right up there. Let me tell you what it is. Shut up. See, that's one. You saw one. Pregnant lady. You are not Asian. Sit down. Yes, she is. She's standing up for everything up top me on me and the baby Asian. Sit down. She can't be pregnant. Drinking Hennessy ain't no way to work. She said she was pregnant. Oh, that baby drunk. Ma'am, you pregnant, right? No. Now you ain't pregnant. Okay, she been pregnant the whole show. Now she ain't pregnant no more. Whoever in front of you, I know they mad at you. You keep rubbing your stomach on their head. I heard what she said up there, built like a sexy-ass Easter egg. Yeah. I have really enjoyed my time here. Oh, Cassey City, railing them on fire. I can really see myself up in here. What's up? It's your man, Carlos Miller. Fellas, have you ever tried to manscape your landscape and scraped your manhood? Hey, man, everybody, escape their manscape. You may not be good at it. It's not your fault. You're using the wrong tools. You need to go to manscape.com so you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family jewels. That could be a slogan. Precision tools for your family jewels. Man, go to manscape.com and get a discount. Use my code, 85 South, when you get there. Manscape your landscape. Yeah. Trim it all off. Manscape your landscape. Yeah. Shave off those balls. You got to take care of your area. Knowing it's half the battle. G.I. Joe said that. And I live by it. And I'm a grown-ass man. Manscape.com, Carlos Miller. Code 85 South. I'll see you when you get there. I won't, but somebody will. Salute to the Barbecue Capital. Gage Barbecue. Y'all main. Y'all main. Salute to... Let me lick barbecue sauce. I got to give a shout out. Off your titty. To the beat. While we in Kansas City. Peacetree buffet, too. I fuck with them. I be in that bitch all the time. Barbecue sauce on the titty. While we in Kansas City. Who else she go? Aw, man. Shout out to all the people in here that left their kids at home with their kids. What's that beat? Shout out to the Kansas City Chiefs. Oh, yeah. Salute to the Chiefs. The Royals. I hope Pat Mahomes get back this Sunday for y'all, man. Salute Pat Mahomes. Niggas a real creative player. There's a lot of talent on their team, bro. I got all my partners on the Chiefs. Yeah, we got some Chiefs players in here tonight. Man, some Salute to all the Chiefs that's in here tonight. What y'all doing? They ain't here. What's up, niggas? Dang, don't say nothing. They don't want nobody asking for shit. Shit, I ain't asking them for shit. All them niggas with the big chains who you ask for shit like, hey, cunt, fucked up. Aw, them niggas already asking me to sign to the record label. I'm thinking about it. They got it. I want the chain. I already got the shoes. I'm halfway signed already. That'll be your first single. Huh? I don't know. I'm gonna bless somebody. She bless me, though. You feel for her. You feel me. Gonna make her feel good. You did, Ted, though. That'll be your first. Them bitches would've been so hard if they would've been in your side. What? I would've been on the ground. You look like a pimp that's about to go jogging. Right. Now, you to be the only nigga with them. You still the only nigga with them. Is that a one-on-one? It's not only one. It's the only one. He's Steve Madden. They are? Yeah, niggas. And I told you that. I thought you was making that up, man. No. He's our Steve Madden. Oh, okay. Throw it like a football. Let's pick it up. Two. Set. Blue for the two. The shoe. Bigger than the motherfucker. Blue. It's Steve Madden. And these are? Nigga, they Steve Madden. Not John, man. Who the fuck you thought it? That a sign, nigga. 2011. You know they cousins? Boy, these shit's right here. It's been really hard. That's a big hit. Oh! Yeah. They're reflective. Nigga can't wear these. You get caught doing too much shit when your shit reflected like that. Can't even hide from the police. They flash like hit. Cult your ass off the cheetah print. This one, the nigga, by his first lures. You only got 11? Get him to the hockey world. Nah, nigga be going in there. Usually, niggas don't buy their shoes too big. They buy them too small while niggas be walking around like this. You got them lures. You got the slide when they're too big. Shout out to all the old niggas that just wear church shoes now. Well, the bottom of your feet be here and lock them up. Got them civil rights leaders on. That's right. Wrap your roots. Got no goddamn Mr. Claude Lino Mishu. Lock the doors. Shout out to everybody up top. There's Tex and somebody at the bottom trying to see if they're going to fuck tonight. Salute to all the ladies. I see you. That is going to fuck tonight. Salute to you. Ladies, y'all got dick. Y'all got dick appointments tonight? If you in here with your lady, she should have made some noise for you. Dick appointments. She's definitely not fucking a nigga. She's with you. Everybody got a shirt and they want to hang up. You got all the way to use the hanger now. Give me that hanger, baby. It's a good one, too. Auntie wants the hanger. She's going to be able to use it. She won't ever got damn things. She's going to have a trash bag hanging off that thing right now. Give me that goddamn hanger. Give me one of those waters. Here, give me DC boots. I want all that shit. I ain't had nothing since. Nothing had me. Come here. Come here. Get real bad. Come here. You want that water? Auntie coming to get her hanger. I already got an old boat. Come here. Tell your ass up. Your Thursday weren't three-fifty to you. Auntie, you dress like the nigga from the Mimi at the Crossroads video. You like his wife. You about to touch her forehead. Hey, Chico. She look like Samuel L. Jackson on the low. Oh, she do look like Samuel L. Jackson. Damn, I hope they die. I hope they burn in hell. She dressed like she's going to fight Batman later on tonight. She's going to win, too. Whatever Batman. This thing ain't big enough for both of us. Auntie want that hanger, DC. She want it for real for real. Come on. You can have it, baby. It ain't going to play. Come on. Come on. I'm going to play with you. I love you, DC. Go, Samuel. Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson. Don't tell my shaft. Boy, they ain't talk about your auntie and everything. They don't give a fuck. I'll tell you how soon we coming out. Here now, where are they going to go? Auntie look like Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about that lady that I love. Got a lover. Uh-oh. She just licked her lips, too. Auntie probably gave you that head sound. Crazy. Don't worry about that. I'm good, young man. Keep going. She ain't even your real auntie. That'd be like the lady your uncle fucking who be trying to fuck you at the family reunion. I put this pussy on you, young man. Young man, I put this pussy on you. Ooh. Love you, baby. Love you. I felt that kiss. She just blew. Stop looking at me like you don't approve. I don't give a shit. A kiss? You all right, man? Stomach hurt? You're holding your shit like, god damn, I shouldn't have eaten that shit before it came in here. What kind of car you drive to? You look like you got a truck. Let's shoot me. You can take a car. All the kids. Y'all ain't not gonna tell y'all I'm freaking, too. Because he didn't cut the hell off the chin. He just got the hell off my Mustang. She done got a white man to take it out on the kid. Y'all ain't been sittin' on it, you know what I'm sayin'? This nigga right here sleepin' in the motherfucka, dawg. That pill done kicked me. Yep. Nigga on that Perk 30. Look at that, y'all. There you go, boy. She got a white man to take it out on the kid. She all about you feelin' out on the step, too. Yeah, I know. They can't even see your ass. You, nigga. Yeah, you all about that feelin' out on the step. Luling ass. She got that little bodysuit on with the jeans. That little pussy part wet. Yep. This is on my period, bro. But it's only wet around the snap part. Exclamation mark. Right around the snaps. I don't keep saying period. I'ma start sayin' stupid shit. Come on. You divorced? So you single? You payin' alimony? Get a Chico. You a freak. Shut up. You gettin' that alimony? Chico, she wanna fuck, too. Nah, you ain't about to upgrade and let me be the upgrade. The left of the nigga, you lookin' for a new one? Mm-mm. I can't fuck with you so I figure out why that nigga divorced you. Your lace front's so straight. It look like you got a shape up put on your shit, man. Because you was too much for him. Got that Rapunzel. Why you out here tryin' to be so much? You just bein' you, so you just naturally a whole lot. Why would you wanna bring all that stress in my life? Look how happy I am without you. Girl, I ain't you like left out with school. You wanna fuck up all this happiness? What do you have to offer me? What? You got a job? See, he denying that. I'm over here tryin' to get it. You thought you was gonna impress me with a job? That mean you ain't got enough time for me? You gotta go... Never be lonely. You got a whole situation to go attend to. Say what? You divorced? It's gonna forever be lonely. That nigga still got clothes over there. I ain't fuckin' with you. That car's still in his name. Whole new house. See, big girls be choosin' too. Okay. She ain't ready for a nigga like me. Why you say that? Cause I'ma bend that ass up like one of them prepses from the middle of the mall. Make her hold her foot the whole time. You playin' with big girl if you want to and she gonna fuckin' make a meal you ain't never think you can make. This bitch didn't fry some strawberries. You be like, damn. This bitch just bake some now ladies. How did you do that, man? So stop accusing me of stealing. I ain't stolen shit. She ain't ready for me. What's up? What's up? Get crazy for a nigga. What's up? Ratchet head. Damn, you did his head. I don't have. Got that big bun on her head. Big bun sittin' straight up. She got that big bun in. Look at that. The dick on her head. That's what it is. We gotta figure out what this lady, like the head, she goin' crazy. She goin' crazy, man. She about to sue me. She about to get the white man to come up here. Hell nah. What color is it? It's green. Look at this. Bitch, this is whatever color this is. Is this it? It's not blue. It's not blue. It's like, kinda got like a little purple in it too. Alright, that ain't cool, man. Calm down. Yeah, it's Chico had it. Now say you sorry mother fucker. You gotta apologize to DC. Here you go. That's what hell Chico get it. He ain't need smoke now in the house. Damn. Look at a little white boyfriend. I'm just gonna let her do what she gotta do. That's why she with him. He like, I am not saying nothing. She ain't gonna beat my ass again at the house. It ain't her. We beat his ass. He the one who told her, babe, get my ladder back. First of all, you're about to be pointing at me. What for that napkin on right now? Not about to be arguing with you. Put your motherfucking thing up. I'm not him. I don't do all that. Look at the white man. Stop please. I gotta ride home with her, please. The lady behind you like, if you want me to beat up, give me $30. I didn't even say you know how to play the drum. Oh shit, this thing got a backpack on. Damn, how you look exactly like the nigga we already got playing the drum. That's just how drummers look. That's really that nigga's son. He's like, look son, you see the difference. Let me see what you're gonna do, son. Okay, okay, we in Kansas City. Okay, okay, we in Kansas City. Okay, okay, say we in Kansas City. Okay, okay, we in Kansas City. And you know it's a fact. The auntie in the front dressed in the all black, you know it's going down. Hey, she do it the worst. She probably got a pack of Newport stuff in her purse. We in. Kansas City, I go from the crowd on the drums, getting live. You said it's one, two, many. You do it for the town. Kansas City in this bitch boys, you're not gonna sneak. How you play the drums and only know one beat. You gotta switch it up. You gotta do something new. There you go, nigga. Play something that's real cool. Nigga, you know it's two more. You play for the youth choir. Yeah, that was definitely the youth choir. Man, play some gangster shit, bro. Let her play for the cheer. Hey, we let her play for the cheer. Shout out to my lady right there who just got a divorce. Who? Right there. She just got a divorce. Now she want to give me some head touch. She don't have no voice. I'm her number one choice. I always make a voice. I make a name choice. It's the situation. Ma'am, if you want to give me that kutcha, I'll take it. Ooh. Gonna get naked. If you want to give me that kutcha, I'll take it. Gonna get naked. Cause hi, my name's Carlos. As if you don't know, I put the dick on you in every hole. I'm so nasty. And I'ma get you what you need. I'ma put that dick on you cause that's what you need. That's your house. And let your kids run in and out the house and have the light bill high. Cause I'ma, I'm gonna be high. Fuckin' on you. And doing that shit that you want me to do. I put the dick behind your head so you can think about it. So you can think about it. Put the dick behind your head just so you can think about it. Hey, hey, hello. Just so you can think about it. Big girl twerking. Yeah, you know she not frontin'. Got the red on. Lookin' like the staples easy button. As you know it's goin' down. We in this bitch. We in Kansas City. And she with that freaky shit. She with that freaky shit. That's what she bout. I want her to take her wig out and be herself. Like hey, let me see your real head one day. Hey Carlos. I don't want to see that anymore. I know this shit isn't figure but please tell me what the fuck is wrong with this nigga. I don't want to see that anymore. I don't want to see that anymore. Stop. It's like burn spots. Easy. I don't want to see it. You trippin', boy this shit ain't groovy. I got your shit taped up like you in a bird box movie. I don't want you. I don't want you. I don't want you. Did you see that? When she start shakin' and messin' with my heart murmur. Nigga, when you take that tape off all this gon' be fucked up. Did she stop? Did she stop? Yeah, she stopped. Okay. Damn. I mean what the fuck. My eyelashes, why would you do that? This nigga that taped his face up. Hold on a minute. What the fuck did you tape your whole head over? I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't see that. My lady just got a divorce. That means you need to be with a new nigga. Nah, with me though. That paperwork ain't even done yet. She say he can come visit when he come to Kansas City. I bet you when you cook meals you cook everything. Catfish, fried chicken, meatloaf, baked cake, cookies. All that she like, yeah. I feel like I can cook. Ladies, any cookies in here? I feel like I'm gonna deep blue sea. No Samuel, get away. Auntie said she cook, you cook. Ladies, it's so easy for a nigga that can, like, you make one meal of nigga and be like, she cook her head slow. We still got damn easy to play. You make one shit good. Nigga was like, shit, that girl, throw down, boy. Ask a nigga, bro, what's your favorite dish that your girl cook? Spaghetti. She said macaroni, nigga, that's a side. That ain't a meal. That wasn't even a nigga. You see how easy it is to impress a nigga, make one good side, macaroni. Carlos, that wasn't a nigga. What? That was Auntie Samuel. Oh, that was macaroni. I thought that was a nigga, my baby. You ain't here early? And she said, I got bean, greens, potatoes, tomatoes. All that shit, y'all, nigga. You come over here, eat real good. She make them good as enchiladas. That's what he say, like, nigga, say, like, enchiladas. She got one pot. You know, you like that shit too. She started cooking in there. You be like, I don't know what the fuck an enchilada is, but you got to roll that bitch like a blunt. What is an enchilada? It like a little chicken burrito? It like a burrito with some gravy shit on it. Bravy shit. It's some red shit. It's salsa on the top of the shit. Tomato juice. It's a burrito with some salsa on the top of it. Kitchen. That's all. In layman's terms. Peanut was a weak kitchen. He ain't know he liked that shit till he met that Spanish girl. That nigga didn't grow up on enchiladas. You know you're full good when a nigga is quiet in the motherfucker eating it. Look at haughty, yeah. No. That could be some other shit, man. He trying to find some where to spit that shit. Nah, you ain't going to be quiet trying to find some where to spit that shit. You going to be tough the whole time. So you say you made this today? Okay, y'all. All right. I feel y'all. Hell nah. Now, you know that full good when you ain't just go to sleep. Don't even ask for no culture. You got to wake up later on to get to pussy. That's how you know. That nigga ain't gonna sleep at 9.30 with both shoes on. You feel asleep. Third quarter of the game you got to wake up. Who won? Shit. What happened to me? Play still on your chest. God, that mean he ain't got nowhere to stay. She done fed the niggas when I guess she think I'm a state of night. That's how niggas do. We don't get asked to go home yet. Yeah, yeah. You fucked three times you lived there. Right. Hey fellas, you ever played sleep? Especially if you fucked the shit out of me. You talking shit? Nigga, this is my house. Fuck you talking about it. You gradually move in and start with one pair of shorts, then an outfit, then the next thing you know all your shit on there. Ain't you ever played sleep to see what she's gonna say to her team? You like, I'm gonna hit it big, come on, hit it big, come on. Oh, she ain't say nothing. How you gonna fake sleep your way into the bitchin' house? Got that good shit though. You ever build a nigga house and be like, yeah man, y'all keep it down by later sleep. Nah, that mean he ain't paying the bill. Exactly. Trying to fuck up on some rent. Out here dig hustling. I could not be in that nigga position. His girl come home from work one day tired and then one goddamn little plate in that knife where he made his sandwich in the sink, he getting put the fuck out. You mean to tell me you been in this motherfucker all day and got dishes in the motherfucker's sink? For real? I guess I gotta do every motherfucker thing. Talking to you like you're a toddler. Nigga, you just made this sandwich. Nigga don't even know what he's saying. Nah, you walk around apologizing. Sweeping and shit. Shout out to all the niggas who ain't runnin' shit at their house and you know it. It ain't too many niggas that is runnin' shit at their house. Nigga girl. You gotta go get the mail, take out the trash, you gotta do everything. Kill the roaches, all that shit. You got all the responsibilities. You got to walk to her when she get a flat tire. Get to me. Nigga, when she talk, walk, get to me. I'm stuck. She talk bad to the nigga. Bad. Nigga be like, hey man, I gotta, I gotta go get a t-shirt. Where you going, bro? She on the expressway. You gonna walk, my nigga? Shit, I ain't got no choice. Why? She got the car? Yep. Fellas, make some noise you're driving your girl car but she taking care of it. Look at the white dude. Yep, maybe. He ain't been clean. Absolutely, you, I know y'all went to get high. You didn't took your shirt off and everything. Fuck, it's getting hot, bro. He high, bro. I'm telling you, he ain't seen when they walk back. I didn't. What? They be like, they was pointing at people. She said it's somebody's lap she ain't know what her seat was. You gonna wear them big ass shoes? So you gonna, you gonna wear the big shoes for the rest of your life. Love free shoes. Nigga like they ain't know how to wear them free shoes. Alright man, we gotta get the fuck out of here. Oh yeah, they just kicking us out the building. We ain't going nowhere. You know how we get shit. My wife, niggas ain't hitting sleepy niggas. Oh, Lord, I ain't used to being up this late. No, they done paid their money. We was having too much fun. I didn't realize. Yeah, you're tired as hell. I didn't know how long we had been up here. Yeah. How long have we been up here? Nigga, for a long ass time. Alright. Y'all money's worth. Shit, I done fought it four times. You killed me with that goddamn look. Uncontrollable too. Look at the white dude. Like, well, I guess that means it's time to go do the rest of the coke. Alright, guys. Come on, guys. Let's get fucking party. Alright. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Yeah, buddy. It's getting fucking late, man. Man, y'all enjoy yourself tonight and this bitch Kansas City. Kansas City. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. We gotta take a picture before y'all leave. Hey, don't boys. Hold up. We want y'all in the picture, too. Nigga. No, they can't get in the picture. You can't do that. No, they're not under investigation, nigga. They're paranoid. They can't get in no picture. Hell no. This shit police in here, girl. Alright, we need everybody in this bitch to stand up and we're gonna put this on the joint to show how K.C. do it. Let's do it. Turn the lights on so I can see my people at the top. I gotta give a shout out to my little bro, Bobby J. Thompson, man. Bobby J. Man, come out here. Come on, nigga. Come on, man. Come in, nigga. Come on out here, motherfucker. Bring your little ass on, nigga. This is one of Kansas City's only from the hometown. Kansas City, back to the North, man. Back to the North with Bobby J, man. Love to you, little bro. What's up, hometown? OG. That's the coolest nigga. We're gonna do it like this. Turn around so they can see the name. Oh, that's sick of you. Hold the shoe up. Kansas City on three. Put your phones up, man. We love y'all. Kansas City. Appreciate y'all. You want the outro? Let me get the music slide. Kansas City, we just completed another show. Chico Bean. Chico Bean. You mind stepping over here and let me get a quick interview. Hi. Hey, man. I've been keeping up with your season. You're having a great season here on the 85 South Show. Just tell me what's going on. What was it like out there? What was the crowd like? Where were you reading? What were your vibes? What were you looking forward to? What were some of the calls you had to make? What were you doing out there? You know, I like to facilitate. So, you know, I had to make sure that everything was in pocket. You know what I mean? And just make sure that you know when it was supposed to go left and went left and it was supposed to go right and went right. You got to stay in the middle, but we always working. We always rolling forward. So, we got to win. We got another W, man. I'm just proud to be a part of the team. And I'm glad you said the word facilitator because you are known for being one of the greatest bullshit facilitators in the game. How do you use your personal discretion to bring that here to be a great facilitator here on the 85 South Show? It's all in the mind. You know what I mean? You got to make sure that you stay mentally prepared to be able to work. You know what I mean? And always be able to move forward and not backwards. So, that's the thing. You know, it's like what you do. I don't know exactly what that is, but you're doing it. So, I just want to be in that pocket. You know what I mean? Wow. Well, you heard it here, folks. You heard it right here, Chico Bean. He's having an all-star season. Hey, great I got in on the wave early. Hey, hey, you keep doing exactly what you're doing. And we look forward to hearing more from you. All right, brother. All right. Let's take it back to the south. Back to you, Craig.