 So I was at the beauty supply store Shocking I know and I went in there with something totally different in mind and when I saw her I knew it was game over What you saw her to once I realized who she was I couldn't take my eyes away from her It was a she and she was a beautiful human hair beard and there was no way I was gonna leave that store without her. It's done It needs to be on my face and it was very expensive So I'm gonna have to reuse it many times to get my money's worth I feel like I've wanted a beard for so long There's I've literally even died my own mustache with just for men to see if I could make it more Mustache like I just would really enjoy some actual facial hair There's a shockingly low amount of women giving themselves beards on purpose made of hair on YouTube that I feel like What is going on here? Am I the only person that just desperately wants a beard? It appears that way. I don't think I'm alone. I really don't I can't be they sold it to me like this It comes with its own mustache. Whose hair is this? It has some beautiful like natural gray in there I got it as close to my hair as possible because I really I just want it. Oh I'm so excited now the way that they had these displayed in the store. It was like trimmed And obviously since it's real hair we can trim it But like you know your girl got hair cut and scissors because I am a salon owner They sure is who gave you that blowout that you wear right now boy No, they like they do all the same treatments that they would for like a wig or something Definitely someone's like hair on their head that they use for this Yeah, when you feel the way, what do you know about that personality? Do they like creepy? Do they like freaky stuff? I just I want to put this on and that's that's it. That's it. That's all I want to do after all the things You've done to yourself. I think this might be the one thing that turns Kermit off of you. No way. He's so he's gonna like it He's gonna like it So excited Look at this Julian. I cannot be alone. There has to be more more of us out there I'm gonna trim this not too much cuz we can always trim it a little when it's on my face Now all of you lace front experts out there, please don't make fun of me This is my first time trimming something like this. You're doing great, sweetie. Thank you Do you feel like you're gonna have more authority with the beard? I don't know about authority, but confidence. Yes If you and I were both committing a crime and we left the crime scene you would have fake DNA left behind And I would have real DNA. So the suspects would be me and a random person who donated hair years ago That's actually wild to think about but that's a risk you take when you donate hair is signing up for crime Okay Oh I want to name her with her name. I'm going for it. We're just we're gonna do it You would lose yourself in spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti. Oh, there we go. It's pretty sticky now So it needs to go like up here. Yeah, but I can't do it on your hair. Oh, no What do we do do do all that's in my ear do do it already just like it feels Alright, I wish I could go see it. So you understand what I'm saying that you wish you could have a beard like this It's not dry yet, and I don't know what to do with this part But then all the hair is gonna come off with it. You're not supposed to have a beard that goes all the way above your ears That's not a thing. Oh My god, it's like a little mumble. I know my neck. Oh, it's like holding my balls No, it isn't it's not creepy. It's great because you're making it creepy. It's not I didn't make anything creepy. You're wearing other people's hair on your face. Okay, and oh Stop it's lifting everyone Oh No, she who is she thank you beard doesn't equal he Just because I have a beard doesn't make me a he identify as the she with a beer Who are the people that make these I would love to meet somebody's like, yeah, I make fake beards and wigs Shit you ever just take them home and warm Hair in it someone else's hair. Yeah, welcome to having a beard. I didn't I didn't ask I didn't ask for that for sure Don't do that Don't do that. Don't do that. Oh my god. There's so much moving. Oh Ready I'm subscribed okay, okay, that's fine unsubscribe all you want. I'm just a 32 year old lady Is it crooked? You need to cut that mustache so it's not I need to do whatever the fuck I want Is that what it feels like to have a mustache like it curls into my lip? Yes That's what that's the shittiest part of having a beard is making sure like your hair is not like going in your mouth Well, why don't you just like part it like you would like your hair just like give it a nice Aren't you just like well, what do you think? I think you look dashing. Thank you I want to cut my hair, but I want to do it in a cowboy hat So I'm gonna take my hair down even though it's really dirty and messy. Oh My god. Oh country roads take my home to the place I belong West Virginia You look like a beautiful lady Extra they didn't use in Westworld Hi I want to stand up. I want to see the whole thing Okay So you're saying I shouldn't cut it. Is this the look I think it's the look I mean like so here's my thing I love it the length that it is and I could cut it into like a shorter one But like I then I don't have this I love this Oh, thank you guys see I told you hi. Thank you. Oh, she's so sweet Thank you Look how easy this was to put on and look how much better my life is like I feel like this took like Five minutes to put on like why is this any different than like a day that you want to wear a wig? Like why is this any different? It's like a fun face accessory. Why can't I wear this? Hello? This shit it just like it gives me so much confidence. I think it look beautiful like this Honestly, not a joke. Like this is you rock it beautiful. You won't split your beard in the three sections that's s e x t i o s o n o Then you're going to be break them really nice and thick and let's just be beautiful Why why can't I just like pop this daddy on go to the grocery store? This is so amazing Why is growing a beard exclusive content? Why is growing a beard a DLC? Why can't I unlock it like I love a boy and makeup with a beard? Why can't I just be a lady? With a beard you can thank you. I'm going to you are like look how much of my face I don't have to care about and like it just makes my eyes look nice because they're just there I want to live like this Thank you. I'm going to Welcome to me time. I don't know why but now I have a southern accent See she loves me just the same. That's why dogs are better than people. This bitch doesn't care what I look like I adore wearing this. I want to wear it all the time all the time you should accept to work out in and Be outside in if it's too hot and to eat and to eat in Yeah, I don't want to swim in it Um But like that just in general like looking real nice part love it amazing And we made it to the part of the video we're current makes it about himself Don't ever talk to me in my son again I'll see you on the you you just so supportive of me all the time even when I'm out here just try to make myself look like a Cowboy baby country boy. I love you No, we're gonna wait for me Is that the fact that there's someone else's hair Kissing or is it just that my beard is better than you? No What you thought this was over you thought this was You