 Time for home group. Let's call some people. Howdy. Hey white boy. Oh, hey, man. How you doing? How you doing? Yeah, I'm doing pretty good. Yeah. No, I can't make it home group tonight. Just got done hunting Clean out my guns clean out the decoys Yeah, yeah, man. I kill a lot of ducks today. Yeah, it was pretty awesome, man Yeah, maybe next time I can make it. Maybe I'll bring me some duck jerky or something. Yeah. Yeah No, man, it's real good. Yeah, I think you'll like it a lot All right, man. All right, I'll talk to you later. Okay. All right. You have a good day. Yeah, okay All right. All right, man. All right All right. Goodbye. All right, I'm leaving. All right, dude. Tonight's home group. Come over here. Life is gonna be rock No, you can't come to home group. My uncle's cousin's sister-in-law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate Chihuahua died. It was tragic I Just Chihuahuas who? Hello, why me can't give up. It's caution in it You just interrupted my sweet time. So this better be good. Hey tonight's home group is gonna be straight up against it We're about to do the name and everything. I'm saying just grab my chicken sipping on my Kool-Aid and you just interrupted my sweet time Bye Chilandro, you need Jesus. Hello. Let's call Pushkin. Last one. What's up, Carlitos? Hey, Pushkin How you doing? Hey, tonight's home group. I can't come I was fixing my BMW and I put it on the bricks instead of jack and it fell on my ear Dang Your issues are crazy And I'm laying in the bed right now. You can't make it. Sorry All right, man, it's fine. You can stay home tonight. Relax. See ya. Jesus. Why have you forsaken me? No one ever wants to come to home group. I lost all who has condemned to hell by Satan and all these fallen angels I can never get no one to come to my home group Try this. It always works for me. Oh, yeah, and how many people do you have in your home group? Once I had 20. Now they're all lost Anyways Inviting to a restaurant and you're gonna tell them that you're gonna pay for everything and everyone will show up, but I Can't afford that. You don't have to pay. All you gotta do is fake a phone call Okay, and then you're gonna tell them that your mama is sick in the hospital and then you just run out Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber you come up with something like this and Totally redeem yourself tonight. It's home group at the restaurant. I'm gonna pay for everyone My life is not perfect. I'm coming And this is how Jesus fed the multitude Hello what moms in the hospital what