 That's right folks. We hit a milli. Hello everyone and welcome back to my second channel. That's right This is my second channel not my main channel. If you thought this was my main channel Yeah, honestly at this point you're just plain dumb because this is my second channel where I like to get a little bit goofy a little bit wacky and A little bit silly and drink LaCroix today. I've got a nice crisp Lemon cello Mmm. All right. Well today's a very special episode because we just hit a million subscribers on this channel Isn't that crazy seems like just yesterday? I got that silver plaque for this channel and now we're hitting a million that is very weird I mean it was weird the first time I hit a million subscribers on my first channel, but to hit a million subscribers twice That's very surreal. So thank you for subscribing to this channel I hope you enjoy the wacky silly content as much as I like making it today I thought it would be fun to do a little a million subscribers special We're gonna open this box from YouTube and then we're gonna take a trip down memory lane and watch some of my very first YouTube videos that I ever made which I don't think I've done before I have watched my old videos on my main channel before But these are going to be the oldest videos on YouTube that I have made so I think it's gonna be pretty fun I think for me it'll probably be a little bit embarrassing. Hopefully we'll all have a good laugh But first let's open this box and see what's inside. I wonder what it could be. Oh, yeah Look at this. Well first off you get a business card for this You get a business card for the people that make the awards in case you ever Need them to make you in a war then we got a letter from Susan would just would jickey. What's which Kiki? Susan which Kiki just a sweet little thing. I've already read this before but it says you're bigger than Vancouver You're bigger than Venice. You're even bigger than Las Vegas All the populations of places that I'm bigger than or maybe she's just talking about my big fat ass It's finally bigger than Las Vegas, baby the Las Vegas Metropolitan area is no match for my big plump REM We know that being able to touch the lives of so many people is reward enough But we're incredibly proud of you and all you've done so we hope you'll accept this gold creator award as a token of our esteem Can't wait for you to reach your next milestone 10 million subscribers shit Susan which Kiki's got a lot of a lot of hope for me She thinks I'm gonna hit 10 mil on my second channel Wouldn't it be cool if I got my second channel to 10 million before my main channel did that'd be pretty epic so make sure you subscribe and tell all your friends and Tell your parents to all right check it out presented to two dany two furious for passing 1 million Subscribers and well that's gonna look really nice on my wall right here. It's gonna go right here. I'm not gonna hang it up right now I'm just gonna put it Right and it'll probably stay there for a long time because I'm gonna be too lazy to hang it up But nevertheless, thank you guys for 1 million subscribers on this channel very cool very epic All right. Well enough beating around the bush. Let's go ahead and watch some of my old videos dude I got a couple queued up here. So this one is called world of warcraft dot dot dot This is from 2007 which I suppose I would have been that while you would have turned 13 and 7 but it wasn't my birthday yet So I would have been 12 in this video. This is me right here Right off the bat you can tell that I was very small for my age. We this is my friend We were the same we are still the same age. He hasn't outaged me We were the same age at the time and we still are to this day and I was Very small for my age. I believe this video. I haven't watched this video in a long time I believe it's about having a friend that is addicted to world of warcraft world of warcraft was like big in the zeitgeist of 2007 as you can tell by the like to dislike ratio. We pretty much nailed it pretty much made a great video All right. Well, let's check this shit out. What do you say? Oh My voice is so Painful to listen to personally. I don't know if it's that way for everyone else But I really don't like listening to my voice when it sounds like that I sound like the sweetest little little baby He would always want to do stuff until one day a certain game came along a game called world of warcraft Or rather wow he became addicted to it and we couldn't get him to hang out with us anymore We tried making him go to classes to get on with his life, but that just didn't work He just kept playing so we did some research and what we found was very disturbing and shocking This is that story and how we ended up here time to die Okay, and then and then we cut to the flashback. I believe there's only one flashback in this video We're not pulling a lemonade mouth and doing a flashback within a flashback So I guess pretty simple beginning we'd say our friend was addicted to world of warcraft and we researched it And what we found was very disturbing and now apparently we're like tied up in these chairs and a voice from offscreen says It's time to die And then we're I think we're like supposed I don't really know what what's going on with the chairs leaning back like because we're So obviously pushing ourselves back But I think maybe we're supposed to be in chairs that are being like, you know rotated back That way someone can come and kill us like we're strapped to the ground now and so it's easier to Stab us if we're horizontal. I don't know what the deal with that is. I think I Remember even at the at this time being confused about what was going on and surprisingly having 13 years past has not cleared it up I'm still don't know what is going on in this scene. Well, look at my tiny little baby feet Oh my god, I sounded just just so Annoying low-key. I think it's pretty impressive that I had any friends in middle school. I was From the looks of it like three feet tall and I had a voice like a little goblin even the shirt like yeah Look at this like 2007 fashion, too I've got like a really baggy t-shirt on really baggy jeans everything baggy also worth noting in 2007 by room that I shared with my brother was painted like Harry Potter like Hogwarts So that's why there's this like brick pattern on the wall It's supposed to be like a castle thing going on my mom painted it that way. It was actually pretty tight Yeah Okay, so the premise of this video is that like Matt Who's my brother is playing World of Warcraft and I guess like the reason he's addicted to World of Warcraft is because there's this Creature this guy right here that only he can see that's just a dude in a tiger mask that we got from the zoo Holding a hammer who is just telling him to keep leveling up and I guess he's like threatening him with the hammer But only only Matt can see him so me and my friend are just like why won't he play with us? But I like it keeps cutting back and forth from like what we see to what he sees And I like how in one we're just like standing there perfectly still just being like do you want to play with us? And then when it cuts to the shots with the tiger with the hammer, we're like come on dude What come come play with us, man I think that's probably what we thought we were doing in the previous shots, and then it just like didn't match up at all Look at this posture I got this lean going on come on dude come play with us One more level one more hour one more day one more day Hey all night Morning, okay Seems like maybe we should have just like picked a different take for that one the one where like the villain isn't clearing his throat Play all night play Play all morning. Ah, yes listen to me the great God of World of Warcraft Really good exposition there listen to me the God of World of Warcraft That's who I am in this story, and that's how we're establishing it I'm just saying listen to me the God of World of Warcraft. Yes Also great camera work whoever was in charge of the camera work nice job It might have been me actually probably not me because if it was me It would have looked like a mouse was filming it because everyone was so so much taller than me His name is Matt Did I just not know how clothes fit or was was this really the style I don't remember I don't remember like owning such baggy clothes. This is crazy. Look at this hoodie, dude I guess my mom was just thinking like any day now. He's gonna start growing He's not gonna be three feet tall forever, right? She was just like wish willing it into existence that I would be a normal height someday, and you know what? She was right 510, baby exactly average Draw from friends who's to give up eating and sleeping to play World of Warcraft. Yeah. Yeah, yes doll all of them Yeah, every single one even the ones that weren't a yes or no question. Yes. Yes to all even the question where I said What level is he in the game? Yes. Yes. He is a lot. Yes. He is he is level. Yes. Yes, all right Very side your friends. He seems to have a severe obsession with the World of Warcraft Why does she need to type into the computer to see that like We said yes to every question. I think it's pretty clear that he's addicted. Okay. Yes to everything He's having withdrawal from friends, and he won't come play with you, and he's been playing for a long time. Okay No, he's actually fine. Yeah, he's good. He said yes to everything. Yeah, it says he's fine. So don't worry about it That's what the computer says right away Pretty glad that I don't sound like that for the entire video That's I don't think that I would be able to make it through this video if I sounded like that the entire time So I'm glad I'm I'm pretty sure I only do that once. Okay, so she says we need to bring him in and then we're like, oh And then I pull out a toy lightsaber and my friend pulls out a game cube That's just a straight-up game cube that he's holding by like the handle on the back of it And I actually remember filming this because he hit he hit the ceiling of his basement with the game Matt you have to come to this class you are addicted so in this scene I guess we don't have a cameraman or something because you can tell that I'm clearly holding the camera But also trying to participate in the scene get your life back together. Come on I feel like I'm not even participating in the scene at all I'm just like occasionally echoing what other people are saying Matt. Come on. Let's do it. Let's go Matt We expected better for you Yeah, we expected better from you me the camera guy the sound guy the director the writer of this video We all expected better dude even though we were even though we wrote this scene for you to be like this We all expected better Yeah, definitely feel like this part might be a little bit insensitive to people who have actually dealt with real addictions In fact, you know what maybe the whole video is It's a God of World of Warcraft only true ex-consume shame to say this But I myself used to be an addict once and once you see him. There's no turning back I can never see the tiger the hammer again Shit, what if you just like beat her to death with the hammer. I don't want you to play World of Warcraft anymore I just want to I'm just here to kill you now. Okay, so let's skip ahead a little bit We do some research. We're looking on the computer. We're looking at we're looking at CDs Maybe some of these CDs gonna help looks like the only way we're going to be able to see the tiger with the hammer Oh shit, okay So the plan is the only way we can see the tiger with the hammer is if we play World of Warcraft ourselves So that's our dangerous daring plan. All right, Matt. Let me play No Come on. No Shit Okay, I'm glad I'm sitting like this. Do you see what I have on my foot right here? You know what this is right here? That's a wheel because these are Heelys. That's right, baby When I was 12, I had Heelys. I think my friend got them for me for my 12th birthday I try not to be too jealous. All right. I was pretty much the coolest kid around I was probably healing through my middle school hallways healing right under people's legs because I was so goddamn small Oh Yeah, kill him kill Okay, did he knock me out what happened Do we film this at a different time of day because at first I was like that shot looks darker than this shot But then I'm also now realizing that I'm wearing a hoodie in this shot, and I'm not in this shot I'm just wearing a white t-shirt I guess we just forgot to film the rest of that scene and realize later that night and I also forgot what I was wearing So now we flash forward to where we were at the beginning and wait isn't he wearing Niko's wearing something different too Yeah, we both are I'm wearing an Adidas hoodie and my friend is wearing a polo shirt And if we go forward to the beginning my friend is wearing a jacket, and I'm wearing a different color hoodie Damn, I was a dumb 12 year old. Why wouldn't we just film the flashback part at the same time as this shit? I'm glad I'm not stupid anymore I got to level 60 and I can't level up anymore By the expansion That was a nice little zinger at the end by the expansion pack for World of Warcraft Some solid World of Warcraft humor this video might seem like we were making fun of World of Warcraft But we all played World of Warcraft So I think we were just like really into it and wanted to make a video about it also the comments are turned off now I think cuz YouTube has since made it so that any videos made by kids don't have the comments turned on but at the time I'm pretty sure this video only got one comment, and it was just douchebags So I mean when you look at that and you look at the like-to-dislike ratio I think it was pretty easy to see right from the start that I would someday have a million subscribers on two channels All in all I like watching my old videos. It's kind of sweet. It's kind of fun to look back at them and Think about a time when I just want like being a youtuber was just a pipe dream of mine And I didn't well I didn't even probably know if like being a youtuber was a real thing I think probably the only youtubers I knew about were Smosh And it was just me making goofy videos with my friends and now look at me I'm making goofy wacky videos By myself. I think it's pretty crazy. I think that if little 12 year old Danny could see where I was right now If he could watch this video right now and see that I've got a million subscribers on not one, but two channels I think he'd be I Think he'd be pretty upset about the way that I was making fun of him in this video honestly I think what I said about him being short would have really gotten to him and probably what I said about his voice too But then once he got past that I think he'd be I Think you'd be pretty excited. So anyway, thanks for watching this video and thank you again for a million subscribers That's very cool. I do have some newish merch So I'm pretty fun stuff that is up on my merch store now if you want to go and snag a couple pieces It's up at Danny Gonzalez store So if you want to go ahead over there and check it out, I would greatly appreciate that But hey, no pressure man. You do you do you anyway, that's the end of the video