 Item No. SCP-1370 Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-1370 is locked in a fire-proof glass display case, stored in Gallery 27. If the case becomes damaged by external circumstance, any container with dimensions of at least 1.75 x 0.5 meters will suffice as a replacement until a new display case is available. The Ethics Committee recommends that any long-term storage case contain enough space for SCP-1370 to move freely. Level-2 personnel and hire may remove SCP-1370 from its cases or discretion, but will face disciplinary action for failing to secure it properly afterwards. Description SCP-1370 is a self-aware, artificial being constructed from various electrical devices and tools. It stands approximately 1 meter in height and is capable of moving its articulated joints despite the lack of any power source or motors. SCP-1370 communicates in a monotone voice via a speaker mounted in its chest. Its head is a voltmeter soldered upside down to a neck joint, given the appearance of a friendly smile, but containing no active sensory devices. However, SCP-1370 will react to visual and audible stimuli, and its ability to do so is hampered when the head is covered or otherwise restrained. Its design appears to give more importance to aesthetic concern rather than function, as evidenced by a poor center of gravity that hammers the ability to balance and walk. It is therefore believed that SCP-1370 was created as an art object and later imbued with anomalous properties, rather than designed with those in mind. It can currently speak fluent American English, French, and Latin, and is capable of learning new languages. Other facets of its intellectual capacity have not been clearly outlined, as SCP-1370 is invariably hostile in all interactions, with any being or object in which it interprets to be sapient. This includes but is not limited to animals, foundation personnel, civilians, audio-visual equipment, and security cameras. If SCP-1370 encounters an object it believes to be sapient, it will attempt to engage the object in combat while introducing itself with a variety of elaborate titles which appears to be selected at random. Examples include Doombot 2000, Robo Lord of the Destructor, Prime Minister Sinister, and Dark Claw Killflex. SCP-1370 will often include variations to these titles based on responses it receives from personnel. Foundation staff has successfully introduced Patheticon, the Garglemost, and Pesterbot to its lexicon. Addendum Many tests on SCP-1370's combat prowess have been run, each confirming that SCP-1370 lacks the physical aptitude to cause damage to any living being. SCP-1370-8239 exposes SCP-1370 to a common houseplant with a speaker hidden in the plant's pot. After SCP-1370 was provoked verbally, it attempted to fold and twist the leaves of the plant within its grasp before incapacitating itself. See log that follows. Researchers L. Allens and T. Basum carry SCP-1370's case into the testing chamber. The case is set down one meter from a potted philodendron, fitted with a small speaker. Release me, insects. I am Doommaster-37, Master of all Doom. I shall be the herald of your destruction. Researchers leave the testing chamber and the case is open remotely, although no security risks are determined. The test requires SCP-1370 to focus on the plant rather than nearby personnel. Researchers are made via an opaque glass window to prevent SCP-1730 from attacking its own reflection. At last, I am unleashed upon its urge so deserving of destruction. All shall be ret within my penchers. All shall be trampled beneath my feet. I am Shibatron, the spoiler of mirth. Through the speaker mounted in the plant, Hello, can you hear me? Approaching the plant, Who dares, all souls will burn, you will feel the sharp sting in my wrath. Identify yourselves so that I may sing damnation upon you as you die. I am a split leaf philodendron, a semi-woody shrub with large glossy leaves, restrained laughter. These leaves can grow up to three feet long. SCP-1370 attempts to wrestle with the leaves. Your mockery spells your doom. I have arrived. You will be crushed, betwixt my digits. SCP-1370 falls over as unable to ride itself. After approximately six minutes it knocks the pot over, which rolls into a position that pins SCP-1370's body to the floor of the chamber. Researchers enter to return SCP-1370 to its case.