 What's up, bruh? Yo, what's up with today's 12 Days of Christmas deal? It's, uh, if you buy one pair of board shorts, you get half off another pair of board shorts over in Bikini. Oh, dude, dope. I'm going to Puerto Rico next week. That's sick. So, uh, I can buy a pair of board shorts and get a Bikini half off? Yep. Dude, I met this girl in Craigslist. She's a super model. She's going with me, dude. I'm going to get the dopest board shorts in Bikini, dude. You guys have, like, a dressing room? Yeah, we do. Oh, sick. So, I can buy these and get these half off. Yep. Awesome. So, I can buy this Bikini, get these board shorts and half off, and get a free half. No. Alright, so what about I buy this Bikini, get this one half off for my girlfriend, and then can you read me this book tonight before I fall asleep in a soft voice? Yeah, I don't see one now. Oh, man. I found a kitty. Can I put it in half? Awesome. I got the perfect combo. Dressing room? Dude, alright. I think this matches, but do you have anything for more support?