 My name is Sam Vakny, I am the author of Maliglan's self-love, Narcissism Revisited. In the narcissist's surrealistic world, even language is pathologized. It mutates into a weapon of self-defense, a verbal fortification, a medium without a message, replacing words with duplicitous and ambiguous vocables. The narcissist, and often by contagion his unfortunate victims, he doesn't talk, he does not communicate, he fends off, he hides, and evades, and avoids, and disguises. In the planet of capricious and arbitrary unpredictability that the narcissist inhabits, there are only shifting semantic and semiotic dunes. The narcissist perfects the ability to say nothing in lengthy, fiddle, Castro-like speeches. The narcissist's speech is impregnated and dense with first-person pronouns. I, me, my, mine, I call it pronoun density. The ensuing, convoluted sentences are arabesques of meaninglessness, acrobatics of evasion, lack of commitment, elevated to an ideology. The narcissist prefers to wait and see what waiting brings. It is the postponement of the inevitable that leads to the inevitability of postponement as a strategy of survival. It is often impossible to really understand the narcissist. The evasive syntax fast deteriorates into ever more labyrinthine structures. The grammar is tortured to produce the verbal Doppler shifts, essential to disguise the source of the information, its distance from reality, the speed of its degeneration into rigid official versions. Narcissist is completely incomprehensible most of the time. Right under the lush flora and fauna of idioms without an end, the language erupts like some exotic skin rash, an autoimmune reaction to its infection and contamination by the narcissist. Like vile weeds, the narcissist's language sprints throughout, strangling with absent-minded persistence the ability to understand, to feel, to agree, to emote, to disagree, to debate, to present arguments, to compare notes, to learn, to teach. The narcissist makes all these completely impossible because of his abuse of language. Narcissist therefore never talk to others, rather they talk at others or they lecture them. They exchange subtexts, camouflage wrapped by elaborate flurry texts. They read between the lines, spawning a multitude of private languages, prejudices, superstitions, conspiracy theories, rumors, phobias and hysterias. This is the world of the narcissist, paranoid, solipsistic, where communication is permitted only with oneself and the aim of language is to throw others off the scent or to obtain narcissistic supply, of course. This maltreatment of language has profound implications. Communication through unequivocal, unambiguous, information-rich simple systems is such an integral and crucial part of our world that its absence is not postulated even in the remotest galaxies which grace the skies of science fiction. In this sense, narcissists are nothing short of aliens' extraterrestrials. It is not that they employ a different language, a code to be deciphered by a new Freud or a supercomputer. It is also not the outcome of upbringing or social cultural background. It is the fact that language is put by narcissists to a different use, not to communicate, but to obscure, not to share, but to abstain, not to learn, but to defend and resist, not to reach out, but to persevere over less standable monopolies, to disagree without incurring wrath, to criticize without commitment, to agree without appearing to do so. Thus, an agreement with a narcissist is a vague expression of intent at a given moment, rather than a clear listing of long-term, iron-clust, iron-cast, iron-clad and mutual commitments. The rules that govern the narcissist universe are loop-hold incomprehensibles, open to interpretation so wide and so self-contradictory that it renders them meaningless. The narcissist often hangs himself by his own verbose, gordic knots, having stumbled through a minefield of logical fallacies and having endured self-inflicted inconsistencies, unfinished sentences hover in the air like vapor above a semantic swamp. In the case of the inverted narcissists, who was suppressed and abused by overbearing caregivers, there is the strong urge not to offend. Intimacy and interdependence are great, parental or peer pressure are irresistible and result in conformity and self-deprecation. Aggressive tendencies strongly repressed in the social pressure cooker team under the veneer of forced civility and violent politeness, constructive ambiguity and non-committal everyone is good and right, an atavistic variant of moral relativism and tolerance bred of fear and contempt. They are all at the service of this eternal vigilance against aggressive drives at the disposal of an unnever-ending, in-inner, peacekeeping mission. This is the inverted narcissists, a suppressed narcissists. But with a classic narcissists, language is used cruelly and ruthlessly to ensnare one's enemies, to sow confusion and panic, to move others to emulate a narcissist, this is called projective identification, to leave the listeners in doubt, in hesitation, in paralysis, to gain control, to punish, these are the uses of the language. Language is enslaved and forced to lie, the language is appropriate and expropriate, it is considered to be a weapon, an asset, a piece of little property, a traitorous mistress to be gangraped into submission. With cerebral narcissists, language is a lover, the infatuation with its very sound leads to a pyrotechnic type of speech, sacrifices its meaning to its music. These speakers pay more attention to the composition than to the content. They are swept by the language, intoxicated by its perfection, inebriated by the spiraling complexity of its forms. Here language is an inflammatory process. It attacks the very tissues of the narcissists' relationships with artistic fierceness. It invades the healthy cells of reason and logic and communication of cool-headed documentation and level-headed debate. Language is a leading indicator of the psychological and institutional health of social units such as the family or the workplace. Social capital can often be measured incognitive and hence verbal-lingual terms. To monitor the level of comprehensibility and lucidity of texts is to study the degree of sanity of family members, coworkers, friends, spouses, mates and colleagues. There can exist no hail of society without unambiguous speech, without clear communications, without the traffic of idioms and content that is an inseparable part of every social contract. Our language determines how we perceive our world. It is our mind and our consciousness. The narcissist in this respect is a great social menace, undermining language itself.