 Welcome. Do you like typing? I love typing. I'm a typing whiz, and that's why I'm here in the game Textures is it's a game where you're an exorcist. I think But you have to type to do things. I'm gonna be so bad I'm gonna be super super bad. Rome. Yeah 1999 9x the holy church is currently over Organization ruling over the city. There is the big Pope. Do you see him up there after a long period of peace? Corruption started to creep under the streets of Rome Rome again Men's powers were granted to the holy church high figures cunningly pulling the city strings behind the cut Now after the last Pope died the church rules leaderless over the city This is gonna be like I don't know if you guys had a computer class in your school Where you have to learn how to type and they put a thing over your keyboard so you can look down at the keys This is gonna be so much the allies of despair Shall take a crucial part in the events involving strange series of possession case it Are we the Texorcist? Mandreone Mandalorian oh Boy, do I move? I don't know how to do anything. Hold on Is this me? Am I the Pope use arrow keys or shift or WAC to move? Okay? Cool sounds good. All right. Oh my god. I'm afraid all right. I'm ready to battle you Oh, I'm in so much trouble You'll never believe me. Oh wise man of the church. I was going to buy medicine for my extremely ill sister when I What did you do? It's your sister dead? Oh? You surely have bad manners I was saying gentlemen of God a small contribution of a few liras the people of the church have plenty of Economic resources don't you I see you're not the holy man. You're supposed to be never mind I already have something I'll get the medicine. Ooh and some booze it was in Quotation marks because you know I have no sister forgive me father for I am a liar now. Give me your money I will not I'm gonna spell my way out of this fight. What cat got your tongue come on say something already. Oh Shut up. Yes. Oh my god I'm hurting you with words sticks and stones may break my bones But words are the only things that'll hurt you yikes. What did you do to me? What was it? It stings. Look at me in my Bible. You've crossed paths with the private exorcists who had an incredibly bad day Ray papilla is the name exorcist then you are from the church What are those lights every letter I spell is a hollet hollet pull it all it a holy bullet to be clear There we go. Oh hollet. What kind of ridiculous name is that they also trigger auto combustion if misused on spiritually healthy people That's a curious side effect indeed. Well, look, I'm not to possess at all. I just wanted your money Oh, so you say you're not an evil spirit. Well That will rest upon my judgment. This is gonna be so bad for my selection dude I'm not I'm gonna read words wrong and then spell them wrong and I'm never mistaken never you're out of your mind Oh, man, maybe you're out of your mind. I'm gonna blow your face up with this gun redeem Oh yourself shit. I only have a certain amount of time No, get your book to keep typing. Oh Okay, redeem yourself Fuck I did wrong. I did wrong. I did wrong Okay, oh Redeem yourself. There we go. Ah fuck Jesus, this is gonna be bad Jesus Okay, redeemed. Oh wait Once shit, I did it wrong. It's okay. Whatever Wretched soul fuck Ah, I also have to move away from the thing. See fuck Cease your Existence of Fuck of shit of My hands are hurting already guys my tip-tap fingers. I'm gonna die you you crazy What a phony baloney. Oh life is short, but shitty days never end. I should get that and sir Hello ribby a private eggs. Hello my house mate. He's sick. What's sick? You mean in a cool way like oh, dude That's sick. You must be some kind of prank. She's not a fever. She's puking everywhere. Sorry. I'm an exorcist Maybe you should call the Mellie Hospital. She's spilling famous skulls while floating over her bed. Oh, well That's different. I live on a Pia Street. Please hurry. She's puking on my college pictures Oh, I will get to you sir. Yeah. Yeah, they tend to do that on my way Gotta leave my office and look for the address on my navigator at P. S. Reed wasn't it guys It's gonna be rough. Welcome to Rome map. I need to go to a piece. Please type your destiny Pia Street Is that correct confirm location? Yes Hopefully that was correct a pia Street. God is watching if the address is correct. This should be the place Everything seems to be under control Let's go inside and see what happens knock Who is it? It's the exorcist. I Shrieved a phone call about a young girl claiming skulls and vomit. Oh, thank God come in quick. All right Let's go inside. Oh hi there She's barfing on everything. It's been Hours to she almost got my on my tie collection Another tie collection show me the way, please and try to lower you of course. Follow me. Oh god Why does it have ones and twos there is this she puked over my wife's favorite cutlery set? Yes, please stop screaming. They will give for my anniversary for my dad I guess love that set. Please help us. You have to hurry. All right. I'm trying to hurry. God damn it Calm down. All this screaming is killing me. All right. Here we go. Let's take care of this Puking sister, huh? All right get your fingers in the correct position And get your fingers in the correct position. Oh, hello Exorcist you bet in one of the holiest who don't make me laugh Holy, you're no saint Ray, and you know it wait. How do you know my name show your mouth now? I'll cut off your head, and then I'll fill your body with vomit Gross. Oh, I thought I had to type. Okay, saint Michael the ah Archangel, okay. Oh Yes defend us. I hate having to walk around this. Oh my god in Our hold on our battle Against ah That's oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay against powers fuck hold on powers and Shit Oh, oh give me my book, please Oh Oh, oh it doesn't give you all of them and the spirits. Oh my god of Evil oh my god, dude. Just wait a second. Hold on in the high Places Jesus. This is real tough guys. He's real tough for the How powers Granted of in at the To oh, oh, it was too wasn't it? Oh to Where is it to? Come on. Oh my god to See oh My god. I come on. Come on come on I oh They're down there Okay, if I just get to a better place Finish. Oh shit you Monster oh my god From this God, I didn't see that it was down there that would have helped Vessel I'm in I got you and now I will inherit your powers and I will be vomit girl Her name is Magda Magda the possessed. Are you okay? Aren't that okay? God it really gets you a hands her, you know. Oh God she put on everything everything is covered in yak. Yeah, although These green shades look pretty relaxing in this room and get out of my house and take the girl with you She's fired What look? I don't even know wait. I thought that was your sister We bought her of course. We have all the documentations Slave trade. Well, I suppose you won't be receiving my I won't be receiving my fee, right? No, wait, you're the one who should pay me for all this damage damn Okay, I'll bring the girl with me so you can finally keep your fucking mouth shut I thought this was your sister Maybe not maybe not that's rude. Well, so are you sir? Oh, what's this? It looks like a match book. It's from a place downtown the tightest twister nightclub She must have dropped it while I was carrying her. Maybe I'll find some answers there too bad There's no dress written on the back. I should look it up on my whole of Eddie computer I hate that pathetic Peter junk. Is this the whole of Eddie computer? Where is it? Oh? On she liked my trick. She's hide it search for Titus Twister Okay, okay, okay? Let's see one of the only tits bar in Rome Yeah, let's let's do that How did the thirsty border? What does that say OS T? Av Austin's av Okay, is that the right one confirm location? Yes? Let's go to the titty bar. Let's go to the titty bar Titus Titus twister Look at those Bob's jiggle It's fine to show Bob's on YouTube now because you can't have kid that friendly content if you want to pay your fee Hello Who's there? Excuse me sure do you have a moment to talk about our lord open this goddamn door again? Give us a break. It's the third time in a week. You've guys come and knockin Listen if you don't let me in I'll make myself in it's time to do some holy work Oh, he kicked everyone's ass. Well, well, which of one of you is a dog who's selling young girls is indentured servants Is that you? No, please. I only sell drugs to kids. I know nothing about slave trade Maybe it's you I Might be the man you're looking for ha ha ha You must be in charge of these godless rats. Yes. I am my name is Matthew What brings you to this place of? Prediction kind father first you should shoot then calm first you shoot then you call me kind of hip hypocrisy Oh that for me shoes just a tick not a habit Take a bad habit. I've had it since I was little What does it have to do with I've been shooting at anything I wanted since I was five So my toys people bet my friends everything eventually my therapist said that if I couldn't stop shooting that stuff in people Then I might as well become a gangster here. I am best piece of advice. I have a sneeze all What is the holy church need from me father? I don't work for the holy church anymore. We had artistic differences Maybe listen, you're aware that some girls sold the slaves were linked to this rat. Hold you call a club Maybe I am maybe not you're gonna have to make me a chill Why don't you come over here father? I'm gonna come over here, and I'm gonna type your ass to death. All right witness Fuck Witness fuck Hold on wait for it. You're gonna witness something the witness The oh shit. I'm so bad at this dude. I'm very bad at this Cross of the Lord flee fuck See I'm trying to get as many as I can and a limited amount of time Flea away ye fuck Come on. We'll get it Ethan. We'll get it hot styles. Oh I Have to be within a certain thing of him a certain distance may the mercy Die shit Dude, I'm bad at this game. I'm trying to mercy Oh Lord Lord rest Upon God It might be easier if I do WSD upon us for Dude just get back have hope Oh, I got him very last second very last second. That's not enough not enough I'm gonna need to use some explosives to revive this potty the type Huh s wait This time Damn it lion of Shit disarm. Yes of the tribe of Judah Judah Judah Give me Judah away Yee hostiles Okay, good. I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh my god. May the mercy. Oh lord. What? I shit come on be better Ethan be better at this rest upon Upon the only thing I can do is say the words that are in front of me for we Have oh Good, I got him. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now it's time for the bomb. It's now time for the bombs. Oh diffuse fuse The the lion of the shit I've of Jew the David have held Come on, baby. Don't don't do this Don't do this. We we shit. Hi root of David have it got it got it got it got it This is so hard first Dragon We Adjure you may come on Jesus Christ. That was the longest. Oh my god It took forever took me twenty twenty-seven years I think I know where the other girls can be Listening, but I have a very short attention span so be quick sold under those northern demons group of sadistic devils Sad man was going to blow this place up like three minutes ago. Those people are dangerous Some say they wish I've been even worse That the vegan. Oh, no They could be real demons and less the possessed. I should gather more info. Well, I'm out of here loser Burry me with my money. No, you know what you can type HTTP colon slash slash www.crankgameplays.com If you want you go there, there's things and stuff for your body. Anyway, thank you so much for watching this video I hope you enjoyed it if you did Say hey man this is good video. Thank you guys so much for watching I will see you in the next video until then, you know Maybe tip-tap typing and type your fingers away down in the comments I'm gonna send chat down in the comments. Let me know what you thought. I'll see you tomorrow