 That's your bet hold on You know, you know, no, no, no, actually It would be a snowball's chance in hell for that happen, okay She some some people gross me out to no end and she's one of them so they're so they're gonna stand a chance Seriously, seriously, I have much better. I have taste like I have very good taste When did you get taste? I always had the taste. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right now. How much does Jimmy love I? I'm gonna play the ukulele soon. No, you're not. All right. Say hi to man. God moral. I'm gonna ask you a question Yeah, all right, hold up the owner of this establishment The owner of this establishment is he really going to fix the central air conditioning? Oh Really you you have more confidence in him tonight. All right soon. Is it going to happen soon? Will the fix only be Will fix only be will the repair of the central air conditioning be only temporary Oh So in other words last for a day or two and another in other words the owner of This establishment is just a cheap bastard to get really get it fixed. Is that true? Yeah Yeah, because if he wasn't a cheap bastard he would you replace the whole damn thing is The is the cent does the central air in this establishment need to be replaced completely Just like the plumbing issue Is this is that also including the plumbing issue in his building? Yes, there you go. There you go Huh interesting. So the owner of this establishment Like many businesses. Does he have contempt for his customers? Yeah Are these people? Are these people like Arrogant egomaniacs that take advantage of customers. Huh, it's kind of like our president Now I hear Michael Cohen. Uh, he might spill the beans Because what's happening is, uh, I think Trump family country come first Trump open his family come first I think did Trump open it in country? Did did Trump like open his mouth and start bashing him or something as another goddamn thing He like threw him to the curb So you don't do that. Will Michael will former Trump attorney Michael Cohen will he Join Oh Former Trump Trump attorney Michael Cohen will he join? Avanade and Mueller and go against The Trump administration Yes You're right about the uh, the old swing and amulet. It gets at a point, isn't it? Right away. It's the most effective. But but oh make sure you bring it to a dead stop Yeah, but but only a well a well-weighted one swings best like this one Okay Okay Oh gee, um Trying to nauseate me he's trying to nauseate me you're trying to nauseate me Is as dr. Smith would say oh the pain No, not even a friend. She's an acquaintance No, that's not worth asking because it's not worth my effort and I do it because it doesn't she She doesn't stand a chinamins chance for Attorney japanese, I really think so So No sex no drugs no wine no women. You remember that song? Yeah, I do as I have a 45 Attorney japanese because attorney japanese I really think so 98 degrees outside today Does my lean love jimmy What's today? Monday, right? So it will be monday madness maniac on monday madness, right? part Part two Well, guess what? She's got even even after the second coming of jesus That she don't stand a snowballs chance in hell Not a snowball. You know what's better than her one of those silicone dolls from japan from japan One of those a sex mitre a sex toy Japanese it wasn't Does I leave love me too? Oh god Oh, maybe because of oh, you're telling her the truth You're telling her the real truth. I think You don't like that What's that mean? It's got a brand new hag Yeah, c-hag wasn't her a c-hag on the old papai uh cartoons. Yes. Yeah, that was also called camara's uh Fiance when he was getting married remember c-hag now when I wonder what's the origin of wimpy loving hamburgers so much on papai I wonder what the origin but it had to be 80 20 80 20 Lean meat ground beef. Oh, he was a stickler for lean. Oh, I'm kidding you stickler. I like that word stickler You like that? Huh stickler Does that have to do with people getting Jimmy Madonna like the word stickler? Yeah, I also like the cone of silence Does jimmy go overboard and liking the cone of silence and to get smart evening series Maniacal monday madness part two brother go Remember two parts watcher That shows As a kid I couldn't watch it. You know, you know, Jerry Seinfeld loved it Who was that maybe because it's a validation just Jerry Seinfeld Well, you know because he's uh, he's an icon in comedy, you know And so like Jay Leno saying he likes it It's like Jay saying he like or a larry david or something I don't know. Oh, it's like it. Maybe it was just so damn stupid like lost in space as a kid But you know what a lot of there's actual Is a huge fan club of people that love all-time retro Science fiction movies like the beat they used to call them the B movies from the 1950s You know robbie the robot Yeah, no, he was used so many times Well outer limits was probably the first low budget sci-fi series I think outer limits was more More space age than the twilight zone twilight zone had just heavy moral messages Oh, I saw it this morning the Burgess Meredith was up with the books. It was on They ran like 10 episodes Why so? Oh, jeez. Why don't why so early in the morning? Moses spike tv I bet it was spike tv So I saw I said all the time or whatever was calling. I watched it They told a book and he went oh something whatever Glasses you pick them up and that's what glass fell out. He was not fair. It's not fair man. It's just not fair Weeping yeah, but did you know that he also played a in a long twilight zone episode? Where he played satan and he was like taunting somebody It was like it was like dr. Faustus with Richard Burton I remember a bar with Don Rickles where he gained that strength from the aliens The amazing mr. Dingle remember that Oh, yeah, but then the aliens got so fed up with his attitude and they laughed at another group of aliens with these little Hispanic Mustaches came what we're going to do now. What are we going to do? It was one of the worst twilights on it. It's like the on the month zone was never good when they tried to be funny It's like in the months is when grandpa had the ham radio and the alien says my those earth people are rude His ham radio the rumor has it. It was bone in Bone in My aunt and uncle when they were young That's true Oh Speaking my when my aunt and uncle from Baltimore. They used to send us Smoke hams from a company called heavenly ham and it was a spiral cut in other words Yeah, but it was bone in but it was spiral But there was so much meat around the bone that I said we saved it for split pea soup Because it was smoked in my line at the players club. Yes Excuse me, honey, but there's so much meat around the bone Well, you had a lot of good jokes at the players club Oh, you know was amazing You would pick your favorite corner at the bar And just based on your voice everybody would come to you. I had everybody would come to you there at the very front I never went around to the other side Oh, really? You were you always hit the front part? That's players It's like as soon as you walk in. No as soon as you walk in. Yeah, I didn't know that I thought I went around the back I thought you were on the side No, you wouldn't I was on that Is you walking on old front first curve all the way down in that How like when you used to go to benningons in ramsey you would always pick have a spot to And you were like the pied piper in benningons. You had a big group of young guys around you Listen to a super tech. I said remember the beautiful blonde claudia He's gorgeous in in benningons Now is that the same building as jimmy reed that became that's jimmy reed's a totally different It's what's all of garden now. Okay. Now. We're shannon rose and ramsey. That's what was jimmy reed That's the jimmy reeds. Yeah, I'm in front of quest. Yeah, they have good food. Which originally was a great What very famous restaurants with chalet back in the 67 remember that But you know, um, um Shannon rose has a good menu. I've eaten there and the other uh We're staking ale used to be on the other side Which was a phenomenal god. I had more fun. Did they really serve ale and steak and ale anything you wanted that matter I mean, they have they had to be on tap right there. It was so good. Originally that was a great steak house called black angus I was at the one with the big statue Black Angus out front. Yes Because there's an old white building because there's a steak house in uh on root one in saugus, massachusetts That has a gigantic statue too. Well, jimmy, I think Probably a number of them might yeah, you know, they all have things just like you see some exterminators have a big anthem of the roof of a car I mean, you know or an optometrist has a big eyeball. You know, they all have a big eyeball. You know, they have certain things But uh You know, I think that I think that a good a good restaurant That usually they start out as family-owned when they get really established I think the only the main reason why they they close down is they just simply retire You know, or you're right. You're wrong. You mean sometimes they sell out to a corporate chain And I was like sometimes they don't with the family the next generation takes over the next generation takes over And then the next generation says I just don't want to do this. So you got to be there all the time. So a lot of them give up Do it's all different circumstances. That's what that's what um, I mean some of these companies let's be famous jimmy He speaks of rears or what have you been around a hundred plus years Yeah, after a while the next generation doesn't want to be bothered. But you have to have Children that are willing to live that life. You know, a lot of them don't want to and they give up They sell the same thing. It's the same. I don't want to do this even worse than a retail store I just don't want to do it. I mean just think about it. You got to be there all the time And they sell out You just have one of the world famous bakeries today close in new york Really? Yeah, and I've said a lot of people well I um There was a bakery. Um I stopped on union boulevard in todoa I stopped there. Uh, it was home by uh It was duchy duchy. It was european northern european demand for for one dollar. You should see the cheese danish. I got where No, it was on union boulevard in todoa. Is that an exit all 46 weeks? Yeah, it's all it's all 46 sign. This is yeah and rude 80 also But i'm just saying family owned um European owners, you know, not american owners. They weren't stingy. They weren't cheap. Let's be honest Some of these parents started these businesses They have the kids They work hard to send their kids to college and they become other things lawyers, whatever and whatever So when they graduate, I don't want them in the business. I'm a lawyer Well, why kill myself so they you know, that's another example. Yeah, white white slave over enough over enough hot of it I am a lawyer. You sent me to school to do something just think about you know, so a pizzeria It's freaking hot back there You know, it's like you never see any of them put up some goddamn big fans just to move the air It's nothing at least a big turbo fan in the corner something they make these fans for a reason to be used Right, like for why aren't you using like like for instance? That part of the building is a hell of a lot cooler than any other section Put the put the turbo fan over there facing this way. Let me interrupt you two years ago At least that's some big fans right here in the back for the for the employees They took them out Oh, really? Why did you do that? Why? Well, because you want you know So for the stinking uh For the stinking uh chicken feed wages you used to have fans back here. Why did you take them out? So for the chicken feed wages, they want you to suck that's right the great p.t. Barnum ahead of his time Well, that's sad. That's good that there's a sucker born it You mean ring the wringling brothers Barnum and barely circus. Yeah, sucker born every minute 100 plus years old Think about that Jimmy think about a hundred years and it's gone I think you think peter animal rights activists were Things went down with the tenants after the yellow elephants. They were whipping them, you know, that's wrong You know one of the elephants Lost its temper and just trampled the trainers and killed them. No. Yeah, I saw a video about the Elephant had oh, they had shackles around the poor animals legs Chains, why do you have to shackle there at their legs? And he was and it was like an indian guy. He's like whipping. He's he's whipping him. He's whipping I tell people to a great story. I always tell people remember one thing they always claim a dog is man's best friend You beat it enough. It will go for your throat Yeah, you remember that and do you know that feral dogs always revert back to the pack mentality of a wolf A wolf pack in bread in them a wolf pack See with cats and and you know what and the elephant was rated one of the top 10 intelligent animals in the world They their memory is is is it and their intelligence? Um, even rats as even though they only lived three years Damn rat is up there in the top 10 For intelligence, you know psychology lab in college. We work with the albino white rat, which is Considered the cleanest animal on the planet elaborate. Well, they're always like cleaning the grooming themselves Are they in the comb out? They're like I mean monkeys groom each other, but they do nasty things picking and then they throw feces at you No, and they do other things. They jerk. They jerk Well in front of you I don't even think p. I don't even think p. We Herman would have done that I would have in front of people. Sure. I heard uh, jim Morrison. Excuse me, sir I heard jim Morrison did that in england in a concert at a concert towards the end of his life And I know jimmy hendrix back in the early days. He was the opening act for the monkeys He was he was the opening act your opening act So the kids were all he was playing they were all channeled. This is true We went to monkeys. We were the monkeys He said you want a fucking monkey? I'll give you a monkey whip. We looked at ottle stage and started doing this There was a two uh voodoo voodoo child and south foxy lady, right? Those were two of his songs Biggest son voodoo child flyer Damn 2030 great well that was voodoo child when he went down down down down Watchtower. He had somebody many big, but isn't it amazing how how he opened up for the monkeys. Isn't that amazing? We want the monkeys. I'll give you a fuck You know what they heck of them. You jerk off. You spank the monkey That's how the court they coined the phrase right from that. No before that, but that's why Yeah, but the monkey I'll give you a fuck but they heckled them and that and they got Screamed for the most we want the monkeys In other words, they didn't give the poor guy a chance to perform Let the guy perform for you and that became a legend Jimi Hendrix Frank zappa was pretty good guitarist too Poor guy Yeah, you're gonna hear last train to clogsville and um, um, yeah, i'm a believer i'm a believer Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, i'm a believer. Oh like the partridge family. Goodbye sleepy gene Oh, what does it mean now sleepy gene? They dream believe that really Homecoming queen That well, I think sleepy gene was about giving a girl a mickey and knocking her out It was about date rape, wasn't it? Well, I do know when I once I was in line I think it was in ridgewood. I bought a truck and I bought it all the time Queen olives Okay, I'm stuffed queen olives. Yeah, just said to the guys, excuse me when I ate these they're not gonna make me you Get it queen clean. Oh, I've explained it through. No, I'm listening. I'm focusing on you man. Well, you know He goes all that's good With ray we were at the liquor store in ridgewood, right so we're behind two or three people You know, they have the bags of beer nuts It's a ray when you get it to the guy at the red, excuse me Your beer nuts Says yes. Say why you're pencil and clear that right up You know, I used to love those round red spanish nut peanuts. Yeah, you remember those the little ones they were good They're called spanish peanuts But do you know that the red skin on those peanuts are high in An antioxidant orac score that's right here because of polyp feet anything with pigmentation anything from a dark color Or brightly colored food Yeah, right, you know what it's a good thing you have stuff at home What was I going to say? Oh the partridge family I don't I really don't think they could play those instruments And they used to go follow She never said a word like like the like the monkey like the monkey that you wind up Never At least you're having sex and went through the other one a little little brother too. He never said anything remember him You remember all the first few episodes of happy days the older brother chuck And that came one and he was gone. Nobody said a word about him ever again. I don't remember Chuck I I just remember pat marita was the original arnold then paul mo mullin that, you know, uh Almore now mullin arrow. Uh, who's married to cop on On the other couple knows Yeah, he had a small proboscis. You know knows And um, no, I don't remember that brother. I don't they got rid of them. No, it's at the basketball And I guess you didn't catch on and after about two or three episodes He wasn't there anymore and nobody much, you know poor poor, um, god rest his soul Aaron mooring was in tears during the interview Aaron moran was in tears saying she was molested during The by what I think I he's a right-wing son of a bitch, you know, you know what he tweets He's a right-wing fascist son of a bitch. He doesn't care about anybody, but He's like really ultra ultra. No There's I she never wanted to come clean and say who molested her On in that group. I have the other girl from Charles and charge accused him too Maybe it was him Well, no, she did she accused him Poor kid and she died poor living in a trailer Poor kid that nobody Nobody and she said that nobody really Defended her or came to a rescue nobody cared Tom Bosley with his stupid hair a hair plug commercial Nobody nobody Nobody came nobody would think I think I would think Winkler would yeah Or or Richie Cunning um Ron Howard Actually, I would think Ron Howard more than anyone would have came to a rescue Well that we know maybe You know, there are people Well, the biggest mystery of life is how someone who has fame fortune and lots of adoring fans And loving fans and when things go bad kill themselves everybody's going We're your friends all of a sudden you're broke. You know what when you hit rock bottom Nobody's around and nobody's around you find out who your true friends are When you're on top of the world everybody wants to be your best friend Oh, you're on the coattails. Oh, billy morrow. You're one great. It's you the best You won the powerball lottery. Remember me. We used to play in the sandbox together I'm I'm your third cousin. We used to be buddies. Oh, by the way before they ask you for money Listen, I'd love to talk more. Here's my friend's number. Her name is Eileen. Give her a call. She'll pay all the things I got Ron by the way When Ralph Cramden used the word by the way, that means somebody wants a favor When they when they give you the story and then there's a by the way that means they want something for me I've been thinking oh, don't I've been uh thinking or let me tell you let me Let me tell you why did I say let me something is when I gotta get your ass and fix you but good is when they go Well bless you real hard Meaning you're fucked. I'm gonna get you Let's go. Yeah Um, was yeah, what's the other one? Um Well, by the way, uh, yeah, no the other thing I said, um I digress I digress I forgot This has been a mega lab 21 production