 Japan! How do you think of these things, man? Oh, he now used a microwave! So I just heard that Netflix is working on a Death Note movie. You know, if you're looking for a light, or just one of the people that just light murders, I'm available. I don't do anything. Just give me a call on Netflix. We could work something out. I'll even be a bird. I'll be a Shinigami. And if you don't call me, you better hope that the Death Note doesn't fall into my hands. With all that out of the way, let's get to the show. I love the Death Note title cards. Tell me not. Like, it's just so dark. It gives me that death feeling. Like, I just want to die. Oh, I wish I was there. Damn! Look at the drip on his dude's arms! Oh my God! Do I have to go to the Shinigami-Gigapagami realm? Look at this dude! Oh my God! This would literally be me if I was a Shinigami. I wish I was a Shinigami doing nothing all day. I already do nothing. My ass is out of question. He's gonna have those Shinigami eyes within the next week or so. I'm telling you. Oh my God. This is crazy. Exactly! Ryu's like, yo, this kid is insane, bro. He's not a person. You have all people. Does that look like a person that you like? At least he cares. They're like best friends. They're roommates. Oh, she-hee-hee. I think he has a little crush on light. Ryu to Shinigami. My ass, Ryu. Oh my God! Imagine flying through the sky, bro! I'd pick the wings, too, over the eyes. I'm not gonna lie. If I could fly, bro, imagine the ass I would get. Yeah, it's normal as teenagers just flying through the city like this. Oh, that's foreshadowing. They don't just say words like that. Oh my God! He called him a Shinigami! This isn't the Shinigami realm. This is Nicholas Light's house. This is how I live. I feel bad for them. Throw them like a birthday party or something, a ball. Give them something. Jesus Christ! What a sentence! I said it myself. I'm like, Light is like the Shinigami. The Shinigami itself, Ryu. He's chill, bro. He could be one of the bros, the lads. This guy is the devil. He's the devil himself. How are you thinking like this at this age? He's like seven years old. Light is a terrorist. This guy, Light, has them writing symbols on the wall before they die. This guy is demented! Damn, look at this PC setup, bro. This puts mine to shit. Bro, y'all want to see what my wires look like? Holy shit, hold on. Let me show you. Look at that. Look at that shit. And look at L's setup. Does he have a wireless PC? How the fuck is he talking when I'm moving his lips? Imagine me doing that. Imagine I did the rest of the reaction like this. Subscribe to my channel, you worthless little pieces of shit. Light is summoning demons. What the fuck is this? Why am I dancing while reading this? They put all the pieces together, man. Oh my god, I would never work in law enforcement. I'd be terrible. Only if you knew it was your son. What a dumbass. Oh my god, what until he finds out if he finds out? This show is so unique with its transitions. I love how Light became a terrorist overnight. Imagine your brain just like a light switch. You just turn it to the terrorist. Like how is that even possible? Really? What did I just get myself into? This guy is terrible. Dying in front of the Eiffel Tower in an hour. I just imagine that dude like growing wings and fucking jumping into the sky to the Eiffel Tower. Draw a picture of L's face. Bro, imagine he drew him. What the fuck? Japan! How do you think of these things, man? I only know how to use the microwave. Oh my god, Light. It's psychotic. I might change my name. It's like chess. They're playing mental chess right now. If Japan, I don't know what IQ they have, it must be in the thousands. Because if their IQ is like 200 or even 100, mine is a straight two. There's no way I would have thought of that, bro. Oh my god, I'm raising my children in Japan. Because if they're anything like me here in America, they ain't gonna survive. You just look at this guy. You know he's a criminal. Nick! That's judgmental. Eat my judgmental asshole. You look at this guy. You think he plants in a garden? You think he owns a flower shop? Nick, he might. No, no, he doesn't. Light's gonna use him. Oh my god, he has a flip phone. Is this 1960? What else? He is popular. He's handsome. He's popular. He's practically God right now. The time of death can be manipulated and the time can go into effect with an... Holy shit, bro. How did they think it is shit, man? I think a nuke needs to hit America, man. Japan's where it's at. How are you walking with your eyes closed? Is he tele... Is he telekinetic too? He's gonna think you're sus if you walk up with your eyes closed. Is light better get ass? Light's better get a bite? He's using his girl for a date? I don't even have the honor of saying that. I can't even get a date myself. Ryuk is just doing this for the fun. I love this. He knows light is like a roller coaster. Like this guy's fucking fun. You're gonna go more than Space Land. Oh my god, you're about to go on Space Mountain. You know what I mean? My man likes. He has to use the pussy. This boss is about to go off the bridge. What a nice ride. Look how lovely this is. This ain't New York. New York, you have people choking each other with the fucking seat belts. Oh my god. Oh my god. He wrote in the death note that this guy is gonna go on this bus and stick it up. So he could like make something up with the detective. Oh my god. Oh my god. Tell them what's happening. Oh my god. We better get busy. I'm like bro, this ain't the time. But knowing him, I don't know what he's into, bro. What a shot that is. I gotta press play before I get demonetized for pausing there. How the fuck did he write that that fast? How did he read that from there? What? He wasn't looking. I'm looking straight at him. Oh wait, he was looking. How the fuck did he? Oh my god, I can barely see my camera. This is like 2040 vision. He's such a nice dude. And lines are gonna end up killing him. What the fuck? Oh my god, man. I would think light is up to something after this, man. I don't know. No kid that ages this smart. Light's using that reverse psychology right here. Light. Oh man. You are one son of a gun. Oh no, he has his name. No, no, he smiled. This dude has lost it. Who's the fucking agent? Light or Ray Palmer? Who's the agent? This is... Imagine this fucking pistol whips the old bitch. What, he write that in the death note? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That was part of the death note? No fucking way. Oh my god, dude. He used the piece of paper so this guy could see the shit he got me. Oh really? Who gets happy at the top of his life right now? This guy's what? Ryu. I like Ryu more than light. I hate light. What a thing to see before you die. I'm not surprised either. I'm adopted to Japanese baby. They probably know how to become a millionaire. I'm adopted to Japanese baby. And they're gonna get me to success. Yeah, I'm using a child to succeed. This ain't no, no teenager. This guy wrote a powerpoint presentation of this guy's murder. I barely want to write a sentence. The music, I'm gonna come. This guy's like, what the fuck just happened? No, don't kill Ray! This guy is a mastermind. He's a villain. You know Mega Mind? It's light. That's light's character. Listen guys, if you're ever in a competition against any guy that's Japanese or any girl's Japanese, you ain't winning. You ain't. Because every depiction of Japan that I've seen so far of a Japanese human being, they're just on a different, they're on a different planet. They're just light years ahead of us when it comes to intellectuality. I don't even know if that's a word. Fuck it, I created it. When it comes to just brains, they got it. Looks, everything, they got it, bro. Look at Light Yagami. This guy set up the master plan. He was the FBI agent. The FBI agent looked like a gas station worker. I can't believe it. What an incredible show, man. This is so interesting. Like I want to see how they come closer and closer to each other. Like I said in the beginning, it's like a mental game of chess. Like they're putting their pawns in a place, the kings and the queens, until they finally meet. And I don't know who's gonna win, man. I don't know, because Elle knows what's going on. But he's questioning things. Light knows what's going on, but he even falls short sometimes. So it's gonna be cool to see how this all comes together, man. It's crazy how fast they put this together. Like how much they've put together so far. How the fuck did they think of this? Where are these cops in America? The cops in America just fucking shoot people. They don't think like this. Anyways, that's gonna be it for today's video, guys. I am gonna ask myself why I wasn't born in Japan and then call my mom and yell at her for the same reason. Goodbye.