 ADHD, it's all the same thing. I think that and hoarding and OCD, there's definitely a crossover. And no woman has ever said, you have to stop hoarding? Oh, I mean, my girlfriend now is, yeah, I mean, it definitely is something that frustrates her, yeah. What's a fight about it sound like? I'll be her. No, but I'm saying, do you know what I mean? You're talking about, oh. That's me. Do you get quiet? Do you sulk? How do you argue? Are you passive aggressive? I don't think I'm passive aggressive, but I'm definitely not a screamer or a yeller. And I've definitely driven people crazy in the past who like, I stay calm and they're like, oh, you're used to freaking out. People freak out. I'm gonna disappoint you. Yeah, I'm never gonna freak out. Because I'm gonna listen and I mean, I'm not perfect obviously, but I think I remain calm and try to stay logical, but I'm also, I can be out of my mind also. Irritated or like, incredibly angry? I get little frustrations. I'm not like, if there's things that make me particularly angry, like if I lose something, like my keys or something, it might be, I don't yell on screen, but I'm clear, it might not be great to be around me when I lost my keys. Interesting. No, I'm not gonna punch the wall, I'm not gonna yell at you, I'm not gonna take it out on you. I can see like whirling through the shoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just see them. Yeah, like drill a hole wherever you're standing with your energy. Right, right. All right, and then of course, OCD. Who can forget OCD? Yeah, do you have any OCD issues? I don't think I do. I'm trying to think of what I, I don't think, give me some examples of yours and maybe I do. Well, I mean, something, often, I mean, this might be ADHD also, but like if I take something out of the dryer and drop it on the ground, I'm like, ah, ah, yeah. Like I've gotten better, like I used to just like throw it back in the wash. I'd be like, I'm not gonna, and then I said, you know, I'll sock on the ground for four seconds. It's not even four seconds. It's probably not dirty still, but just so that kind of thing would be like me go, ah, yeah, yeah. But then I get a few weird ones where like, I'll get like a, I'm not like a basket case on this, but like one that I've had a few times lately is where I'll be in a store and I'll want to know what something costs, even though if I'm not interested in like, to see something that doesn't have a price tag and drives me crazy, they don't have a price tag. You look at every size tag to see if any of them have a price tag. I've done that before. Will you then like demand to know how much it costs? No, no, no. I mean, a lot of this stuff, I check myself and I'll be like, all right, just fucking like, you know, like with the dropping something on the ground, on the ground to be like, I'll be like, but I will, you know, it's not gonna ruin anyone's day or my day, but. You don't have to go home. Go home? Like you don't have to like, yeah, I don't have any OCDs. Like I'm trying to think of, feel like maybe I'm forgetting one, but I don't, I don't, yeah, I don't know. I have them with numbers a little bit, things that are numerical, just like, I remember I did a movie and the guy was telling me that. Todd Berry's in the wrestler, by the very good wrestler. What's the matter today? Raise the price of tights? I did one of my movies, I can't remember which one, but I, but I remembered the guy was explaining what they were paying for like, I don't know, per diem or something. And I was like, it wasn't quiet like on this day, you get it, and I really was like asking a lot of questions about it because it was driving me crazy. Yeah. Not that I was like, it's all like I was being ripped off or anything. I'd be more apt to think I was being ripped off. Yeah. Like I would be like, wait, but it is a, most of what people consider like pains in the ass or freakouts, it's just someone dealing with some weird mental process that they can't. Like you, they were probably like, that's this fucking guy, buddy, it's $55. But you were, and it's not like about the $55. Right. I mean, you blow that on storage in an hour, but I'm saying. I don't have a bagel for that much. I mean, please. But yeah, I don't, yeah, I have the, I don't think I have any OCDs. Trying to think of any other fun ones. Yeah. I mean, there's times, I'll just get compulsion to buy something that I don't really want. And can't think of an example, but. Ruminating, help me. Help me with ruminating. You have that? My life is one long rumination. It's ruined. I mean, who knows what I could have been in life if I weren't still arguing with people for, I'm arguing with, if we get into an argument, it's never over. I'll be on my best behavior. Well, no, I mean, honestly, it's like, it's over, but I rarely do I forget. And again, yeah. And sometimes it is vengeful and petty. Other times it's just like, if I don't understand it, or if I feel like it's unresolved and it often feels unresolved, I will argue. I've made the joke before. My goal, it's me and Chappelle's mutual goal. My goal is on his deathbed, his final thought is, Neil was right. Like that and vice versa. Like I, there are people in my life that it's an ongoing like, no. Just cause they wronged you and never came clean or never apologized. Or they wronged, not even wronged. It's just, sometimes it's like wronged is probably too strong a word. Just a different, like with Dave, it's just like a, it's like a difference of, I don't even know what I'd want him to think I'm right about everything basically, but I'm in the middle one right now. Let's hear it. I can't. I can't do it. I can't do it. But I'm, it's emails Friday. We're recording this on Monday. Email with somebody Thursday, Friday and I'm still pouring over it in my head. Yeah. I heard someone say something recently where they're talking about disagreeing with him. Sometimes it's just all right to let someone be wrong. I thought that was an interesting, I mean, you don't always want someone to be wrong cause wrong could be a lot of things. Wrong could be murdering someone. But sometimes it's just like, what am I, yeah, just, I don't think, you're never going to convince them. Right. So let them have this. Yeah. Yeah. So that's kind of something to think about, but I ruminate, I often, it's usually something I wish I had said, and then it's like, it's too late to, and my therapist would say, it's never too late, but I would disagree with her. Wait, it's never too late. Like if there's like, I'd tell him, I should have said something about this and, and then, well, you can still tell, you can still say something. It's like, yeah, I'm not, then you're like, so you're basically encouraging me to start an argument. Right. Like, you sound like a crazy person. Yeah. Going back to the restaurant and going like, there's another thing we didn't know about, but that, I mean, I ruminate over, yeah, missed opportunities of just saying something like, oh, I should have said that. Yeah. But the perfect thing to say. That's the French have of saying for it. I don't know what the, it's the wit of the staircase. It's a sprit de scala, I believe it's the poor French pronunciation, but they, clearly I've thought about a lot of this. I've looked it up. I've got the French shit. Like they, it's a real issue. And I also had the, I'm obsessed with fairness, which might be a little autism. Somebody was telling me, I just understand literal things. Like, well, no, you said this, therefore it has to be this. And it's like, or we made this agreement, how could you possibly violate? Like, it just spins me out, like just gets me in like a, like the computer loop of like the bouncing ball. But I've had the thought recently, I can keep, I can stand in front of the restaurant and pick at it, or I can just go to a different restaurant. Right. But it's real hard to, for me to pack it in. Yeah, I mean, sometimes I mean, I think my therapist used this, something about, there's an expression about justice, people who are in the justice. I wish I remember what it was. What? Like there's a type of, like you're just justice obsessed person or something like that. Yeah, I'm upset. I really, Chappelle one time said, I've never met someone more obsessed with justice in you. I can't, I'm like, but it ends up becoming like emotional vigilanceism where I can't believe that person think that I need to correct it and I want, even when we end this, I have to, I have a phone call with a friend to talk about the thing I, the problem I'm having with somebody and to make sure my friend knows what happened and just like, this is a giant waste of human resources. Do you ever have this kind of, this is my worst kind of nightmare where something gets resolved in your dream and then you wake up and it wasn't, you realize, oh, that was a dream. I've never, if you think- Just remind me when you said like, I'm sorry, you're on the deathbed, said you were right. Yeah. Like I'll have a dream where someone's going, yeah, man, I fucked. Yeah, you were right about that thing. And you have this great dream and then you wake up and you're like, I'm back in this feud that I was in or something. That's so fun. My dreams are, my dreams are literal and the most poorly written. I fucking, do you ever have good dreams? I never have good dreams. Never had a good dream in my life. I never, I don't know what, when people say sweet dreams, I've literally said, what are you talking about? I don't even know how that's, like, what do you mean? Sweet dreams. Like my grandfather was there. What do you, what? My grandfather was like a fucking alcoholic, illiterate monster. Like, you know what I mean? Like there's no, so and so and yeah. It's all the, it's the Mitch Hedberg. I hate to dream cause dreaming takes energy. I lay down on a bed, it feels great. Next thing you know, I have to build a gold cart with my excellent lawyer. Just like dream logic of like, what, what, what is this? What is this nonsense? Yeah, I don't know. And I've looked up rumination a lot and no one seems to have a good remedy. There's a quick fix that I saw, I think on TikTok, which is, I mean, basically you start ruminating, you know, if you know in your heart that you're ruminating and you're not like, I need to really think about this, which just like, I've gone, sometimes I'll say to myself, you've given this enough energy. You know what I mean? Like for six months, you've been thinking about this one exchange you had with someone that you wish went differently. You, you can just move it along. Well, with the, you know, now the funny thing is, I haven't seen your newest hour, which is called... Domestic short hair. Domestic short hair. Came out today. Came out today. Congratulations. Thank you. Most of your act, as I recall, it was interactions with stupid people. They are, yeah. I realized that at some point. I never thought of myself as a storyteller, but it's a lot of it is just like, this guy said something down to me. Yeah, let's take that down. Yeah. So it is a ruminant. It's like you made a good living off of rumination in a weird way. But the quick fix I heard was basically, it sounds overly simplistic, was basically do anything else. Like you find yourself rummaging, start singing a song. Interesting. Just snap yourself out of it basically. I mean, that's kind of easier said than done. Yeah. I mean, the other, the other thing that I've realized is like, all these things I'm ruminating about. I mean, some of it is does end up with it. You end up writing a joke. That happens sometimes. But I'm ruminating over the same eight things for fucking 30 years. You know what I mean? Like constant, I'm thankful for some of them just got retired. Parents, shit like that. Like, I just like, eh. But other ones are so endless that it's such a waste of my life. Yeah, I've had people who are, maybe did something to piss me off and then I kind of privately make peace with them. You know, I don't go, hey, it's cool. With yourself. Yeah. Just be like, I'm not gonna be gonna give this person dirty looks every time I run into him or something. Right. I mean, not that I've had a lot of feuds or anything, but it's happened. Look. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I do need, I need help. It's probably the biggest area I need to help in. Wow. Of all, look, I have, look guys, I don't, not only do I cover blocks, I have them. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? Yeah, did you like it though? You want more? Don't wanna work? Would rather watch videos of me grab assing with people. First of all, go up here to subscribe and then go up here to watch more clips. This is like when the weatherman says there's a high pressure system coming in. Although I'm not really used to the green screen.