 I love you in the morning, and in the afternoon, I love you in the evening, and underneath the moon. Skin of my rinky-dinky-dink, Skin of my rinky-dink, I love you in the evening, and underneath the moon. E here. Welcome to another livestream. So today we are going to be talking about an idea that one of a friend of mine and fellow follower viewer, whatever you want to call them, T. Manley, came up with an idea, and I kind of had somewhat of the same idea, just not the same genre, I guess it were. If you are on the Discord, you know that I have a channel called The Casting for an Audio Drama. I was going to do the Audio Drama, but things got in the way. T. Manley emailed me yesterday, I believe it was yesterday, and said, hey, have you thought about doing skits? You could livestream, and people could give their ideas, you could write a script on stream, all that stuff. So here we are. That's what we are going to be doing today. We are going to be talking about what we want to do, maybe even get some of you guys to participate in the actual skits. Who knows, with technology the way it is, easily just send videos back and forth, and then I can cut them together, whatever we want to do. Anyways, hello, Ty. Hey, Terry, how you doing? Hey, Sean, what's going on? What's goody? I'm glad I'm free at the moment, so I can finally make one of these. I'm glad you're here. Hey, Zeely, how you doing? Y'all come on in. So for those of you just a quick recap. We're going to be working on skits together today. I'm going to try it. I even have my editor, Craig. He's been wanting work, so we can get this stuff done, and so on and so forth. Boggle, what is up, Queen? So explain it all again, because I just got here. I just explained it twice. Scrub back, and then scrub forward. Anyways. We're going to be, I actually don't know what we're doing, but yeah, getting ideas from you guys, and then we will write a script or something, and I will attempt to do these skits. I want to try, hello, Boggy. I want to try and keep it like book-related, since the channel is book-related. I don't know if I want to do Stephen King stuff or what, but I think it would be fun, no matter what we did, but keeping it book-related would of course fit the channel, so on and so forth. Doing OK, mostly got quarter-zone shots from my knees. They've helped, quarter-zone shots never helped me. I'm glad they're working for you, though. My arthritis upgraded from very mild to mild, updated you on the rest in emails, in emails. Hang on here, let me search for your turn to page, aren't you? Yeah, turn to page. When did you send the email, Terry? Still the Edward Lorne account, right? Yeah. Hey, Joe. Yep, yep. The last one I got from you was on 1130-2023, and it just said, hey, with a hand wave, so sorry you're going through all this, is probably when I was really deep into the money problems. Yeah, to that one, I don't see. I wonder if, hang on, I wonder if you're going to spam for some reason. Hang on, it happens with friends all that, yep, there you are. OK, I found you. I'm sorry, give me a second. All right, so from March 25th, I got March 25th here, it says, how are you and doing, sorry, sometimes I forget time passes and how long it's been. Yeah, OK, that's a lot. All right, OK, I got it up now. I will definitely respond to you today after I get done. Hey, Bryce, how you doing, brother? How you doing? So I think it would be funny to do something. I don't know if I'm going to do makeup and outfits and whatnot, but I think it would be funny to do something like maybe Stephen King versus Dean Koontz, like them writing letters back and forth through each other. I don't like it. I don't look like either one of them, but I could like put on glasses and like maybe get some buck teeth or something. And then for, you know, we got to have the wig. We got to have the big fake hairpiece like the Trump shit for for Dean and maybe a big, you know, caterpillar mustache. So yeah, it does it does sound fun. It does sound fun. Not bad. That's good. I was thinking maybe something like that, some kind of back and forth, like either that or they're on the phone with each other and a plushy dog. Yes, I definitely need a dog. I need some, I need some kind of dog. Ash would have, God damn it. I don't want to get all mopey, but Ash would have been perfect because he was the right color. He was golden mixed with Pitbull. He would have been perfect with glasses to represent its intelligence. That would be awesome. Okay. Yes. So let me actually, I'm going to put all this in my phone. So we need a stuffed dog with glasses. I need a stuffed Labrador stuffed Labrador with glasses. Period. Glasses for myself and maybe some buck teeth, comma, or we could use gum like chicklets, fake hairpiece for Dean Coontz. Period. All right, I forgot to turn off my text to speech. So it says, all right. All right, all right. As a college paper, I had Saul Bellow and Hemingway arguing via real quotes. They said hardest thing ever. Do you still have access to that? I would love to fucking read that and use green highlighting to represent I could have the street light and a street light in the background with a with a potted plant. It's I don't know if I can get Bogan Villa out here, but I'm going to try. And you know, I definitely got to have on or I got to have on my Roswell shirt. You know, you got to have the you got to have the aliens. You know that you know that. All right. A blue chamber. Yeah, for a. And blue fucking blue chambray work shirt. All right, we're cooking with gas now. You don't you don't want to see you don't want to. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Oh, I have a funny one. I have a funny story about the shirt. So I the. Well, it's a gas station that I go down to regularly. And the guy behind the counter, I am not making fun of his accent, but it is better in his accent. So I walked up to the guy and I was like, all right, you know, so much on pump, whatever. And he's he's looking down on my shirt and he goes. Which one I read? Which one I read? And I'm like, what are you talking? I looked down at my shirt and like, oh, no, no, no, no. Lucky, lucky you. He goes, oh, OK, thank you. It was hilarious. Hey, manly, what's up? Just saw this. It's all about you today, manly. Should I be worried? Oh, my God, I love that T-shirt. Yeah, no, he is going to do skits, as you suggest, definitely. So here's what we have, manly. So I was thinking the best thing to start with would be something like Stephen King and Dean Koontz either writing letters back and forth or having a phone call. So what we got is we got hang on. I need to move this. I need to keep all the stuff for Stephen King together and all the stuff with Dean Koontz together. Hang on here. Stuffed dog wearing glasses, maybe even holding a degree. OK, so this is what we have. Sorry, I put my phone down without realizing for Stephen King glasses for myself and maybe some buck teeth or we could use gum like chicklets and a blue chambray work shirt. For Dean Koontz, we have fake hairpiece for Dean. You've got to go full like Trump with it, too, right? Like a big old swoop over and a street light in the background with a potted plant because he's always got to talk about the vapor street lights and the potted plant has got to be something like a Bogan villa or something like that. I don't even know if I'm saying it right. I don't care. I don't think I'm offending any plants out there. Stuffed dog wearing glasses, maybe even holding a degree. That was Haley's idea is absolutely fantastic. Koontz should be mad at King for disrespecting dogs with Kujo. That could be the whole thing. All right, hold up, hold up. Dean Dean calls Stephen King to complain about the use of dog in Kujo. All right. Yeah, sodium vapor lights. Sodium. Yes, exactly. Oh, that's great. Are they going to be insulting each other? I think I think I want to do something like that, like really clever, like passive, aggressive, like old white dude kind of shit. You know, very, very emphasis on the passive, aggressive comebacks, emphasis on that. That that's fucking amazing, Lazy. Good job. Let's see here. Stephen King and Dean Koontz try to work together on Kujo. Koontz is like, no, he a good boy. He's so smart. I prefer the aftermath. Like I prefer that, you know, they're just like acquaintances. And Dean is like calling him to express his distaste in Kujo, you know, about how how the book ends. But definitely good boy. Hey, Elizabeth, finally. I hope you are doing well. I hope you are doing fine. Hard to clear. Oh, I'm excited about this. It's going to be cool as shit. I can't do. I'm going to do the most overblown main accent, main accent that I that I possibly can for King. And then for Dean Koontz, I'm going to make him up at California. And I know I've lived in both California and Maine, so I can do both. I'm good. Well, as good as can be living with Manley. Yeah, I I week for you nightly, Elizabeth. I honestly do. How dare you sacrifice that good boy for your for your blood sport? And Dean Goldie is watching with an eyebrow. I could literally I could literally have like a cut and then like do like what a raceable marker and put like an eyebrow when King says something offensive or something that maybe Dean doesn't catch, but the dog does. Oh, this is going to be great. This is going to be great. Also, I'm not going to write all this down. What I'm going to do is I'm going to come back when I actually work on the script and everything. I'm going to come back to this video and use this as, you know, not a template, but for ideas. And Dean's Goldie is watching with an eye. Yeah, I already read that. Sorry. Yeah, that this this is perfect. This is perfect. I really fucking like I like this idea. And OK, so what can we have? I brainstorm time. What can we have King? Let's see here. There's got to be something about a blonde main character. He's got to riff off that. But I really want to make Dean like a UFO conspiracy nut kind of deal like I want to have on my Roswell shirt. I got these glasses. Oh, I actually pointed the right place. Anyways, these glasses over here out. Oh, now I point the wrong place. I really love that picture of him on the back of the UK version of it. Anyways, I'm getting distracted. Squirrel. But yeah. So we got to have we got to have King. King is far more subtle with his. It's he's got to be subtle with his passive aggressive responses. And, you know, he's got to be far cleverer than than Dean is. And Dean has to be kind of oblivious. You know, I'm even thinking about what. I mean, I think he's called him. OK, so he's called him to complain about Kujo. And during that call, King's kind of like, I ain't got time for this shit. I'm in the middle of 3,000 page books. Yeah, I'm writing, Dean. What do you want? He's like that's anyway. So King, like, tries to change the subject. And at one point when he tries to change the subject, I see it clearly in my head when he tries to change the subject. Dean comes back and says, what does that have to do with aliens? King says it doesn't have anything to do with aliens. What the fuck are you talking about? And Dean's like, oh, OK, well, I was hopeful. It's like, are you talking about aliens? I hope you're talking about aliens. Remote viewing needs to have a place in there somewhere. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, definitely. Man, I wish I had like the maybe Craig can pull this off, but have like at one point in time, Dean's just like, oh, like this. And then you see you see Dean pop up behind King, like looking over his shoulder like, what are you doing? I'm remote viewing. King could, King could go after King for his endings. Oh, that's right, because Dean goes out of his way. That's a perfect one. Dean goes out of his way to explain everything, whether it's scientific, supernatural or whatever. And King gives no fucks. Like, you know, in the odd Thomas book, Brother Odd, he goes so crazy with trying to explain what's going on. You like nanotechnology, all different kinds of weird shit. And there could be like a scene where the where King is complaining about that is like, why do you have to explain everything? And the Coons can come back and be like, shut up, chariot boy. Needful things, anybody? Yeah, shut up, hand of God. Yeah, Dean Coons channels the Tommy knockers on accident while he's remote viewing, meditating, whatever he is doing. Yes. Yes, I like that a lot. All right, cool. Oh, yeah, this is going to be good. Let's see here. What else can we do? Um, did it? We got to have. Oh, oh, and then, of course, they both love the psychic shit, right? They both love it. You have I hear dogs barking like multiple dogs. Give me one moment, please. Chris is watch washing the car and Murray's out on the. Yeah, we're going to use Kujo. We already talked about that. In fact, that's going to be the instigating factor of the phone call. Steve, Dean Coons is going to be calling Stephen King to complain about how to just to complain about Kujo. That's what Elizabeth. Oh, my God. Oh, my gooey back. All right, so what else can they talk about? What else can they talk about? Something that neither one of them do, of course, has got to be us. Uh, we could do a video call. It would take. It would definitely take quite a bit of editing, but I think Craig can do it if I had like Dean up here and I've really got to be on my marks. I've really got to be on my marks. How's the family doing? Tell them all hi. We're doing as good as we can right now. We're just trying to work and make money. But I'll let him know when we when I get off here that Terry says hi. Could the ghost of Kujo contact them both? Well, I guess it'd be the ghost of the good boy who played Kujo and he is disgruntled. He was made into a monster in his last film. I would have to figure out some way of getting like a St. Bernard stuffy. I don't have a whole lot of money for this, but, um, I mean, we could do like us. I don't I don't know. I want it. I want it to be. I know where I can get a golden retriever stuffy. They have my coals for five dollars, literally. At least it's a golden dog. You know, it's a it's a blonde dog that can be used with the glasses and like a degree sticking out of them or whatever. They hold they hold a seance during the video call and accidentally conjure the ghost of Kujo flickering lights, lights, a weird muffled. Oh, we could. OK. All right. So how about this? I like that idea. So what if King can be in the in the picture and picture kind of deal like like a video call and you can see his lights flickering and whatnot. And maybe I could do something with like a pole and a string and have Kujo like go behind him. But I don't know how to make it look like he was, you know, that that is the ghost of Kujo. Hey, Kat. Not sure, but aren't they on politics? Opposite sides of the political spectrum. I don't know if it's opposite sides. It's kind of different sides of the same coin because Coons is a libertarian, which is, you know, like a Volvo with a gun rack. And then you have Stephen King, who is a liberal. He's not leftist. He's a liberal because he still believes in government and all that other stuff. He doesn't want to just burn it all down. He's a liberal. So they're kind of on the same kind of thing, but just a little bit of a difference because King sees no purpose for owning guns. And of course, Dean is more traditional in the sense that you need him to, you know, either hunt or protect your family and your property, so on and so forth. But no, if you think Dean's a conservative, he's not. But he does have some conservative talking points. He's right in them. He's literally he's I guess you call him a moderate these days, but he identifies as a libertarian. And I also don't want to fuck with politics at all here. I mean, that's a that's a pretty it's a good idea, but I don't want to fuck with politics. I just want to make this as fun as possible for everyone who is going to be watching it. So yeah, oh, dude, that. But how do y'all don't understand how hyperactive Murray is? I mean, I held him on camera just that one time. He. The little motherfucker is crazy. All work and no play makes fluff kins a sad boy. Spirit of the dog who played Kujo uses King's typewriter. No, no, hang on, hang on, all tricks and no treats makes fluff kins makes Kujo a sad boy. Literally, I could I have a typewriter. Y'all know I have a type like an old my old school typewriter. I still have that. I can have a clip of just the dog sitting there doing that. So yeah, maybe you could have a skit where various authors play jeopardy, where they have to answer questions about each other's books. You know what, that would be really, really good. That would that's another one. I want to do that separate. But yeah, OK, just thought could be used for insults. Oh, definitely, but I think Kat, I think they have enough that they could fight over without bringing that in. So but definitely there's going to be, you know, there's going to be insults and things going back and forth. We're going to pretend like they're friends or at least acquaintances. And King is just going to be throwing Dean Koontz all the shade. Another one, another video idea. What about Hollywood Squares instead of Jeff? No, no, no, Jeff. Oh, dude, Dean Koontz, Stephen King and James Patterson. But here's the thing about Patterson. He doesn't answer his own questions. He has someone else answering for him. But it was a bestseller. Sorry, never heard of it. The fog can be ghost dog. But yeah, I want to Jeopardy, Jeopardy, another video idea. Jeopardy with Koontz, King and Patterson. All right, so I'm going to be back in a few minutes. Got to run to the grocery store. All right, you're fine. Manly, why aren't you going to the grocery store? Yeah, there's a there's a whole like stable of fucking authors, like off camera. And oh, I don't I can't. How am I going to do that? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We can use you guys. Check this out. OK, so here's what I'm picturing. You have you have. OK, so you have James Patterson there and he gets asked a question and then a video call comes in from one of you guys is like a ghost writer or whatever. And it pops up and it says, like, James Patterson, really big across the top. And then in itty, bitty tight down at the bottom, it'll say their their name and we'll make something up like Fanny Pounder or something like that. But and then now, you know, just like the book covers and we won't say anything. We won't say anything about it being a ghost writer, but hopefully people, well, people will catch it that the the person up here is answering all the questions and James Patterson ain't doing shit. That's amazing. Hello, John, how are you doing? How are you doing? We're got we did fantastic fucking ideas, fantastic ideas. Keep them coming. I like all that. I like all this. Use the fog, then be like, why does this smell like the smell of wet dog and corn chips? Definitely. Definitely. I like that idea. So we have fog. Also, look what StreamYard lets me do. I think you guys know that know this, but let me show you what we're going to use this for the next live reading. So I can do the Jeopardy background. I can I can do all that stuff on here. And then I can have Craig come in and do, you know, whatever, cut them out. I'm here just reading in the background. The stream sounds. Oh, yeah, it's going to it's going to be a blast. Let's see here. I'm just happy to be excited about. This again, about this channel again, all thanks to Manley, too. So and if I get an actual green screen, it'll look much better. You won't have the choppiness. My favorite right now, which I haven't used is just a blurry background. I like this one, but I don't like the ring around my head. So thank you, Terry. An empty chair for guest star. Bro, that's fucking perfect. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Come on, phone unlock. What did you do just update? All right, empty chair as pension. These are great. Y'all, these are great. Man, I wish I could get Mr. Doyle, Mr. Doyle to do something like this, but he's busy with work and everything. This is fantastic. This is a great idea, and I am all here for it. Why do I have this one saved? What was I doing? Oh, that's my chair. Hang on. You got something like. Like right here, right here. I'm not going to get. Jesus, you show you all right. Me, mom, you ain't looking to me. Mom, what the fuck are you pointing at? What was what's down there? Well, anyways, yeah, I should like that. I'm a nostril meat. OK, then you got a big crap. Hey, Tony, yeah, I'm good. How you doing, man? We are talking about a new idea. T Manley brought up and he said, why don't I try skits and I want to try and keep them a book related? So we got some fantastic ideas going around. Just keep keep them coming. I'm thinking something. I want to do something, of course, with like and rice or something. But I also I want I want to stay away from the Midnight Society like doing anything like like they do. If you don't know who they are on Twitter, this individual would do like the Midnight Society were a bunch of horror authors that get together and talk. So I don't want to do anything like that. I would rather the game show idea. So let's try and stick to the game show or very personal conversations that go to funny places. I know I know, John. That's that's one of the coolest things they've done. Maybe Coons writes fluffkins into his newest novel, Dogs from the Skies and the soul of the dog is appeased. Oh, then we could like roll the fog footage backward. As long as I'm super still, that should work. This is this is really funny. I got to I got to figure out the hairpiece, though, because I don't want to buy some. I guess I can go to Spirit Halloween, but those are kind of. Or I could just use I could use like a folded. What if I got a brown washcloth and just folded it over? You know what I'm talking about in half and then in half again and just sit it on my head and put like, you know, I don't know, maybe maybe a frayed washcloth for the mustache. Stephen King and Kubrick arguing about the shining. Yeah, yeah, that's got to happen. King calls Kubrick over the shining. Oh, let's do before and after, before and after. Because I know a lot of the stuff that they actually talked about on that phone call. So that's a really good idea. Look at how it is an anorized man. And when the fog goes backward, use the sound of a happy boy. Yeah, yes, definitely. I like this. I like this. Is this fun? I am having a good time. Hell yeah. All right, so what else can we do? We definitely need unproblematic Joe Lansdale. We definitely need our unproblematic King. Problematic Lansdale. Ooh, that's good. That's a really good one. Okay, so GRRM calls King and asks him to finish the novel. And we could do like multiple phone calls where King has turned in several ones and Martin's like, no, it's still not right. Oh, and Martin costume would be easy because I would take like a white, I would take like just like white string and like just hang it. I already pretty much have the really thin beard. So if I could like put powder on this and grow it really, no, it takes me forever to grow facial hair, but do that with the glasses and the suspenders. All right, so Martin definitely suspenders glasses and white thread for beard. Yeah, let's see here. Have to go. All right, Terry, have a good one. Though the Shining Miniseries documentary is hilarious. For I was a King saying he liked Kubrick, but hated the movie many different ways. Yeah, the use sounds of Murray clicking on the floor with the, Murray doesn't click anywhere near as much as, because Ash wouldn't let us trim his nails and Murray doesn't like it, but he lets us do it. It's the Shining, you mean, it's the Shining. You mean the Shining? Quiet lad, do you want to get sued? That's great. King links the song of ice and fire to the dark. Yeah, just all of a sudden there's a fucking like grizzled, like Clint Eastwood-esque person in Westeros. It's like, excuse me, King, Stephen, Stephen, Steve, Steve. Where, who, there's no guns in Westeros. There's no, a-ya, a-ya, that is now. Not everything needs to link to the Dark Tower series. Oh, Contreras, my prayer. A Lost Lovecraft novel, which is all peace, love and tolerance. That's a good one too. Jon Snow ends in the house on Nebold Street. That's great. I would love to see a skit of Annie Wilks roasting Stephen King, roasting. You think, oh, because Paul Sheldon is, no, Tony's on to something. Annie Wilks roasting King because Paul Sheldon is the goat. That's brilliant, that's brilliant, Tony. Let's see here. What about HP Lovecraft and Stephen King on a phone call? They would be so different, it'd be hilarious. I would love to do that, but like the Lovecraft, you gotta talk about the racism. You got to. It's like, I could do something where I have to constantly bleep Lovecraft because he's so fucking offensive. I don't know, I don't know. Lovecraft with all his long words and posh accent, then King is like, I couldn't give a fucking fucking rolling donut. Yeah, you got it, you got it right. I could, that's amazing. That's amazing is what that is. All right, okay. Or maybe I could just, what if I just used pictures? Instead of having to do all the makeup and stuff like that, what if I just used pictures calling back and forth? Like I could do, ooh, I have something cooking. What if I did the Zoom calls between these guys? I don't know, man. I'm trying to think of like the easiest way to do this because you all know I ain't got much time. I just read a 700 page story collection based on Lovecraft with one of that ignored completely. Lovecraft could just cause, no, we know what the cat's name is, lazy, stop it. Do the MVP first to see if there's any traction. You could use AI to generate images. I don't, I know, I know, I know, but it made me feel icky. What about authors discussing their guilty pleasures to write about? King is there talking about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, that would be reserved for Patterson and Dean. King was obsessed with them at one point in time too, especially mommy milkers. To this day, Joe Hill still has that problem. It's like big mom breasts with the blue veins. He mentions though that at least like every single book there's something like that in Joe Hill's stuff. I would love to use pictures with AI, with the skits, like the president's videos. Yeah, I get what you're saying, but I can find plenty of pictures that aren't AI generated, especially of Coons and King and Patterson and all that. That would be good, that'd be good. And of course, this is the kind of thing that AI was meant for, this goofy shit, but not meant for. It was meant for technology and helping us out and making things, whatever. So what you're saying is Joe Hill has great taste, yes, but it is a little concerning how much is in there, kind of like Richard Layman with rumps. He was a butt man. Of course he's always gonna talk about the booty. Anyways, it might be helpful to first think about the environment they are in and the jokes would flow from that. For example, what if there was a book signing and both of them showed up? That'd be good too. How would I do that? I'm trying to think, like if we used images, we could do images like calls where they're up there and I could be moderating a debate between them, right? I could be moderating the phone call or whatever it is or like a Zoom meeting. I could literally have the boxes. All that, that would take perfect timing though. I'm sure Craig could figure it out, but I'm worried about my end with like getting the timing right and the responses and all that stuff. But I really, really like this Jeopardy idea. I think I wanna focus on that first and then maybe do a follow-up phone call about that. And Dean's like, since I have you words, since I have you for a minute, Steve, I need to talk to you about Kujo and can you be like, oh no, I really got other things to do. I gotta be somewhere else, whatever. He's like, King doesn't wanna talk about this. You could do Coons and King co-writing. That would be hilarious because it'd be like, okay, King's like, all right. No, no, no, Coons is like, wait a second, I introduced this dog character and you literally killed him in the next chapter. And King's like, it's kind of what I do. Best online beef is between King and Musk. As someone said, you both have so much in common. One is a creepy weirdo that invented a car that kills people. And the other is Stephen King. I have seen that one. Sodium street lamps illuminating mommy. The bookstore invited Stephen King and announced the greatest horror writer of the century. And then Coons just shows up. All right, that's perfect. That's perfect. That's great. That is amazing. That is absolutely amazing. Yeah, and then Coons is like, King's like, did they invite you? He's like, yeah, my name's out there. The greatest horror author to ever live. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. This is going very, very well. Very well. I also got some new games. I don't know if y'all wanna continue Alien Isolation, but I'm also gonna be doing late night streams when I get home, just practicing millennia like I did last night. Y'all don't have to be here for it. It's literally, I just want it to be recorded when I finally do beat her. I've beaten her several times, but it's always been with my mimic, way over leveled, using hella buffs and all that stuff. But anyways, you will lend your nudity to this project. Literally nobody asked you for that, literally no one. Over there on the discount rack. Rack, sorry. Over there on the discount rack. Ah, look, it's like their love was so pure and good. It made everyone around them smile. King, like, and then the monster ate them. Maybe King starts losing jeopardy, so falls out the wagon, smoke crack. Okay, okay, yeah, that's definitely, then comes back and kills it. Okay, yeah, yeah. It's like, he's doing really, really bad and we do not reference anything about this, but he's doing really bad. He keeps losing to Patterson because Patterson has this whole stable of ghost riders and Coons is busy petting his dog. And then finally it's like, all right, we're gonna take a commercial break. We'll be right back. And when we get back, it's like next up, someone and so forth talking about what the things are and you go back to King and you see like powder all underneath his nose and he answers like 10 questions back to back to back right there, yeah. I would love to see a skit of E, Mr. Doyle and Patrick in a game show about Stephen King questions and Patrick gets all of them right. Yes, yes, that would be something that happens for real, for real. That would be, I wish, I said earlier I wish I could get Mr. Doyle to do this, but I know he's doing his own thing. He's focusing on his music and his work, more power to him. But yeah, that'd be amazing. Maybe King, hang on. Maybe King can guess the endings to Coon's books because he keeps answering the hand of God because he can't understand how anyone could end the book any other way. Oh, that's good. That's good. But Kat, that is a fantastic idea though. Coming back with him not getting any of the answers right, Pat or, well, Coon's is unbothered as always. His pet and his golden retriever with glasses on it. And he keeps like, sorry, what? He keeps getting distracted because of the dog. And then, you know, Patterson's stable of answerers, his ghost answers, all, you know, all answer everything correctly. They go to commercial rate, they come back and King starts answering everything. He's got powder under his nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maximum overdrive to a bad mother trucker. Okay, this would be funny. This would be funny like when we come back and King has been answering all these questions properly. He just like cuts the host off and says, wait a second, I just had a fantastic idea. What about maximum overdrive to bad mother trucker? Yes, yes, yes, like it could be, the question could be, and it could be one of the ones that he gets wrong, right? He got like the Alex Trebek character says, what do people refer, what are people referring to when they say that scene in it? Stephen King can buzz in and it'd be like, the turtle, it's always the turtle. And then both Patterson and Coons could be like, really? Really? Yeah, that'd be good, that'd be good, that'd be good, that'd be good, that'd be good, yes. Are we doing fake commercials in the middle of fake author jeopardy? That would be fantastic. That's such a good idea. Fake commercials. Ooh, what could we do? What could we do? Ew, she had a turtle. The fake commercials are gonna be great. Yeah, yeah, we gotta do that. And I'm thinking maybe try to keep this down to like 10 minute videos. Maybe there could be commercials for someone else's books. Definitely, definitely, that's what I was thinking. Because I got the book that I'm reading in secret for everyone on Discord. I got that one. I could do my own books. I could even sell for other people's books. I could sell ad space. Or we could just stick to being just goofy as hell. Fake, exactly, yeah, the Paul Verhoeven kind of deal is what I was, yeah, exactly. So it would be things like Starship Troopers and Robocop and Total Recall, all those fake ads in there. Well, I mean, the whole thing's fake. But the funny ads, we could definitely do that. Definitely do that. That's an amazing idea. That's an amazing idea. Man, I'm super excited. Also, I will be sharing over on the Discord, the script and whatnot, as I write it, then you guys can give me your input and everything. Yeah, so I'm gonna start working on this, not tonight, but probably Wednesday. You could put the real YouTube ads in there and make money. The thing is, is I can't pick exactly when we're gonna go to commercials. Sometimes the algorithm catches when you say commercial or a good stopping point, but I can't actually pick the time signature for that commercial. It'd be great if I could, though. It would be absolutely fantastic, but I can't do that. Yeah, they don't let us pick. You have pre-roll, you have end-roll, and then you have during the video. That's the only thing you can pick. Now, the huge accounts that have deals, that have endorsement deals and sponsorships and all that, they can choose when to put the ad, but crab-flavored potato chips, now with extra, no, no, that's really, really smart. The did-a-chick, did-a-chum, what do they call it? The lobstrosities, lobstrosity snacks. Yeah, did-a-chick, did-a-dum, all that stuff. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes. I even have a stuffed crab! I have a stuffed crab! And he could literally like glue a piece of, you know, whatever, like a cheese ball or something in, that kind of thing. You gotta create a fink company and just make commercials for it. I'm thinking Spishak, Spishak from Mad TV. Anxiety, stress, overthinking, depression. Try new pesky thoughts be gone. Ooh, I like this. Anxiety, stress, overthinking, depression. Try new pesky thoughts be gone. Simply slam one's face into our new improved stainless steel pesky thoughts be gone utensil. It's a pan! No, I know you were just saying it, yeah. Boom! What if it was a Red Lobster restaurant for lobstrosities? Ooh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Warning. Warning, overuse of pesky thoughts can be, warning, overuse of pesky thoughts be gone confusion and saying me-ing. Hang on, let me do it again, let me do it. Warning, overuse of pesky thoughts be gone. Let me let you come, ah! Warning, overuse of pesky thoughts be gone can lead to confusion and saying me-ing. I love this! I love it! Ooh, all right, Jesus, this is good shit. This is good shit is what this is. Hell yeah, all right. Yeah, 100%, yes, I'm gonna have that mumble gibberish there at the end. The only thing is I don't know if my accents are gonna be good enough for this. I kind of don't wanna do accents at all. Like, I wanna give them really bad accents. What if there was medication with a side effect trying to link everything to the Dark Tower series? I could show like a clip from Thursday Theor is gonna be like, don't be like this guy. Okay, all right, all right. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Warning, overuse of pesky thoughts be gone can lead to confusion and saying me-ing. Ooh, this is a good one. A political ad to elect Greg Stiltson. And the whole thing could be like, it's better than what we got, right? It's like, that's his whole, like, instead of make America great again or let's rebuild together, you know, instead of that, it could just be like, it's better than what? Greg Stiltson, he's better than what? No, Greg Stiltson. The lesser of two, yeah, the lesser. Yes, three evils. Greg Stiltson, the lesser of three evils. Oh, I'm so happy. Yeah, I'm so happy, yes. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go through this all. I wanna keep this part of the stream to an hour because I gotta go back through all of this just to write this thing. But yeah, so definitely the ads, definitely the ads. And then I could sneak in real ads also for either my work or whatever. And I'm trying to think of other authors that I just know an insane amount of stuff about. I would probably be really good with Pension. I'd be really good with King. I'd be good with Caroline Kepnes. I'd be good with Coons, of course. See, if we did do something where we got political, I would, I have to bring Dan Simmons. I have to bring Dan Simmons into that. And maybe even William W. Johnstone. A lot Cthulhu. We could do that around like in November, around definitely we're definitely gonna do these kinds of ads. No matter what side of the spectrum, that no matter what side, not spectrum, political spectrum, you fall on. Yeah, Cthulhu, Cthulhu. Do you have a good boy? Do you love your good boy? Sure, your good boy. How much you love him with good boy bites? Oh, this is good, guys. This is really, really good. All right. Nope, nope, nope. Ah, there we go. Sorry, I'm clearing some stuff out right now. All right. Okay. This good shit is really good shit. And then we can have something like how much time King spends on Twitter or ex. With Dean Coons, he could just be like completely, like he's got full blown like ADHD. And the only thing he wants to do is pet his cat and all that stuff. If I were gonna do Dan Simmons, I would literally have him like debating a child because one of the stupidest things he ever did was come out calling that Greta Thunberg, telling her to shut the hell up, sit down, let get out of grown folks conversations. I would love to have that conversation back and forth. Her just absolutely roasting his ass. New local store, news and beef. So Cthulhu, what are your plans going forward? Maybe so fucking funny. Do I get two tentacles? Hold them down here and just have like a squid mask or something is like, so Cthulhu, what are your plans going forward? No. I love that idea. I love that idea. I love that idea. Yes, definitely. Definitely, definitely, definitely. Oh my God, Cthulhu, unintelligible, unintelligible sounds of a sort that cannot be comprehended by humans. What if we had Lovecraft and like Cthulhu together and then the only person who can understand them because he's the smartest of the group is Pinchin. What about something like that? Is like Pinchin has to like, oh, or we make it Dan Simmons is the only one who can cause evil, you know? Rabies, Rabies? Here we go. Rabies, turn that bad boy into a good boy with good boy bites, the right kind of bites. Ding, oh, that's perfect. Good job, lazy. Whale sounds mixed, something else. So it sounds eerie. No, you gotta have, you gotta have Cthulhu to be as funny as possible. You gotta have him like all innocent and cute. That kind of shit, the gibbering, you know, like the mountains of madness, the gibbering that he's always, it's always in there. And that's the gibbering or gibbering, whatever the hell it's called. Gif, Gif? Let's not have that conversation. Anyways, he's gotta be super fucking cute. Also, I have a little stuffed Cthulhu that I got in a loot box ages ago that I can use. With Dan Simmons, you could have some really smart kid destroy him. Exactly, like that scene in Omen 2 when Damien destroyed that teacher with knowledge. I've never seen Omen 2. I know, I don't think I've ever seen any of the Omen movies. I saw the remake, but I was kind of forced to watch it because I went with a friend who wanted to see it and they didn't want to go alone because they were scarred. I love cartoon Cthulhu, so do I. That's baby Yoda. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. No gorgu, no gorgu. Whale sounds mixed with Kermit and a dentistry. Just layer them. I can get all those sounds for free. So yeah, we could definitely do that. But yeah, Cthulhu's gotta be cute, like harmless. He's gotta be. He's gotta be. Mmm. Yes! Because I can do that so well as you guys can see. That's amazing. That is amazing. A mix of like Elmo and fucking Mogwai from the Gremlins, you know, Gizmo. You gotta have that. Yeah. And that thing with Cthulhu with rabies, like you literally have like stuffing pouring out of his mouth and Lovecraft can be like, oh my God, what's wrong with my baby? And King could be like, you got the Kujo. Uh-oh, Kujo got him or some shit like that. I don't know. That's great. That's good shit. That's really good shit. Hey, JB, how you doing, brother? Oh, man. You really, really, really good ideas. All right, so let's wrap it up for now and I'm gonna start working on, I'm not going anywhere. I am gonna take a break, but when I come back, we're just gonna hang out for a while. But yeah, this is perfect. Now, that doesn't mean we can't talk about this when I come back, but, you know, definitely keep those good ideas because I get overwhelmed really easy. I'm just gonna be honest with you. So let's keep that over there. You could say like you're excited for it or whatever, but anyways, let's keep that at the beginning hour and then I don't have to go through so much because I already got a load of notes here. Yeah, I got a load of notes. Lovecraft going after Batman for Royal, it would have to be, we're doing writers, so we'd have to have like Bob Kane and who's the other guy that invented Batman with Bob? He doesn't get anywhere near as much credit. That's such a good idea, little Howie. And Lovecraft could just be not pandering, but he could almost be like a proud mother. He'd be like, who's a good Howie? Who's a good Howie? An advert for when Cthulhu is on. Dry tentacles, suckers not sucking? Use void lotion. Cleanse your appendages in the milk of space and feel renewed. Yes, I like that. I like that a lot. Oh, these are so good. These are so, so good. Yeah, definitely lazy. That's a fantastic idea. Oh, is little Howie sad today? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's wrong? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, commander. I'm sorry I was a bad server. Have a server. What was the last part? Have a server. I'm not quite understanding you. Have a server. Oh, you've been sick. Shit like that. Yeah, oh yes. Yeah, Hailey can write all the ads. That's fantastic. Fantastic ideas. Who is this? Cliff's dark gems keeps mentioning me in his videos. Howie, put down that man and eat your peas. You cannot eat him. Put him down. Oh, that's good shit. That's good shit. Yeah, this is gonna be fun. It's really gonna be fun. I do wonder, I'm wondering if I could like get a, get a St. Bernard outfit. Someone mentioned, I think it was lazy. Get Chris to be the St. Bernard or whatever. I'm wondering if that's a possibility. Yeah, it's really good ideas, really good ideas. So anyways, any y'all wanna be a part of this? Like I would like to bring you guys in and we could do this together. Strawberry ice cream and some pizza flavored checks mix. Awesome. Definitely Hailey, definitely, definitely. Like when I have like either Caroline Kepnis or Anne Rice or any number of the female authors, I would prefer an actual woman to do those. Oh, I understand Elizabeth. I do the same thing. I went for milk and eggs today and I got cosmic brownies and nutter butters and sandwich meat and bread and tomatoes and a bunch of other stuff that we kind of needed. But anyway, yeah, except not the straw. You don't like strawberry flavored things. Do you like strawberries? Cause we all know those two things do not taste anything alike. He does really good impressions. He might be willing to help. Yeah, so you don't have to be on camera for these things, but you can be but voices would help tremendously. I could just eat strawberry ice cream. I mean, ice cream is ice cream. I don't care what the fuck flavor it is. I'm finna eat it. Anything with sugar and cream, bruh, anything. Oh, you're allergic to strawberries. But what if it was just strawberry flavoring? You can't have that? Or do you have like a psychosomatic response to it? You went for potatoes and ended up with strawberry ice cream, strawberry topping, pizza, checks mix. You did get that. See, my toxic trait is I'll have a grocery list and I will buy everything on there. I won't buy anything on there, but I will get other stuff and then forget the whole reason why I came. That's my toxic trait. Anyways, I'm gonna go on break. When I come back, we can hang out for a while or I can play a game. It doesn't matter. Let me know what you guys wanna do when I get back. But yeah, so in three, two, one, mutation. E-viking says hi, hi. Oh, I missed Viking. I didn't mean to miss Viking. I could've gave him some fog, bruh. Could've gave him some fog. Hang on. Sorry, I was discussing locking in some formatting for the secret project. Welcome back, front and sides. Hello. All right, do y'all wanna play a game? Y'all wanna do Haley's next quiz just to hang out for a little while? They don't take long and they're fun. So if y'all wanna do that, let me know. I don't know. My mustache is driving me crazy. Oh, ooh. Ooh. Hello, good sir. How does that do? I gotta do this when I do Martin. I definitely gotta do this when I do Martin. The little twisty twirls up here. Pero. Yes, my dearest Agatha. I'm here for you. This one isn't as fun because it's places. We'll have fun. We'll have fun. We'll have fun. Where's my downloads? Open Sesame Street. It's the download. I, why'd I do that? Oh no, it's open over here. Nevermind. All right, let me present my shreen. Hello, Jimmy Brown. How does thou do? How does thou do, good swah? Okay. All right. Let's get this up here. Get this up here. All right. Let me bring this down. Oh, nevermind. Let me keep it up because holy shoo it. All right. Let's see here. All right. Let's go. You missed it. It's not 12 pages. Not. I only managed to catch first 20 minutes of Secret Project on a Friday night, but I enjoyed what I heard. Awesome. Why is there a text box? It's, it's all right. It's fine. Stop, stop being so hyper critical of yourself. This is all for fun shits and giggles. All right. Let's go. Last slide is the answers. All right. Well, you know the answers, so you can always tell us. Here we go. Another quiz by the wonderful Miss Smiley Pie, AKA Haley, H-A-Y-L-E-Y, put some respect on her name. All right. Wonders of the world quiz. Question one. What ancient wonder is said to have existed in the city of Babylon, according to German archaeologist Robert Coldaway. What ancient wonder? Is it the, I wanna say it's the holy grail, hanging gardens. Elizabeth says hanging gardens. I wanna say it's not the Ark of the Covenant, maybe Ark of the Covenant or the holy grail. It's like one of those two. Because Babylon's like, hello Christianity, right? You go with hanging gardens. What were they hanging in the gardens? Anybody else before Haley gives us the answer? People, fuck off, listen, fuck off. I mean, you ain't wrong. There's gotta be people. Fact or fiction, there's gotta be people in there. All right, get your answers in. I'm gonna give you 10 seconds. One, two, three, four, five. They were hanging these. Six, seven, eight, nine, 10. All right, Haley, bring the answer. Because if I scroll down to the answers, it's gonna show them. It's the hanging gardens? Well, I was hella wrong, wasn't I? All right, next question, question two. Which wonder is a testament to ancient Greek architecture and was dedicated to the goddess Athena in Athens, the Pantheon, correct? It's gotta be the Pantheon. It's not the aqueducts. It's gotta be the Pantheon. Parthenon? Parthenon. Is it Parthenon? Did I get it wrong? I thought it was Pantheon. Parthenon? Thank you Baptist Bible School. Get your answers in. All right, 10 seconds. Is that a picture of it? Yes, all the slides have photos of them on it. All right, give us the answer, Haley. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Yeah, it's the Pantheon, I thought so. So it's not the Parthenon, it's the Pantheon. That's what I thought, yeah. All right, Pantheon. All right, Parthenon? Which one is it? Which one is it? I don't wanna scroll down to the answers. We'll see when we get down to the answers. All right, next one, question three. Oh my God, come on. What Neolithic monument in Wiltshire, England has been dated back to the, it's Stonehenge, right? Pantheon is in Rome? Oh, okay, it's Stonehenge. I mean, come on, we don't even need the answer. Spinal Tap, correct. You see, you can see all these rocks go to 11. Stonehenge, there be rocks. We have some substance. I had one guy ask me, like, what's the deal with just people being so enamored with Easter Island heads or the Stonehenge or whatever? I'm like, bro, do you not realize how heavy them fucking rocks are? Like, they didn't have cherry pickers. They didn't have cranes and shit. That's why this shit's so impressive. Anyways, it's Stonehenge, right, Hailey? We don't even need to countdown for this one. I went there a few years ago, pretty boring, and it's cordoned off, well, damn. I like big rocks, and I cannot lie. Of course it's Stonehenge, the besthenge there is. Before that, there was Woodhenge and Strohenge. All right, oh, this is, we know what this is. This is the, I almost said, Tabitha Hall. Oh my God, I can't think of a, hang on, what gleaming white marble mausoleum complex was built over 20 years by the Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan, Taj Mahal, right, Taj Mahal, yeah. To house the remains of his beloved wife. It's a Taj Mahal, right? Yeah, Taj Mahal, Taj Mahal, Taj Mahal. That first one was hard for me, but the rest of these have been pretty easy. This is not the Indian White House, gotcha. Why is thou building thou henge out of snow, Ronald? Ronald, Ronald. Why is Ronald such a funny name, Ronald? That was what one of my friends guessed. Indian White House? No, no, no, no, no. We all know it's the Taj Mahal. We all know that picture. And if you don't know, I gotta ask you if you need some help. All right, oh, we know what this is. Question five, what wonder is a rose red city carved directly into the clips of Southern Jordan? I actually don't know the name of it. Like, I know what's supposed to be in there, fuck. Got Petra? Okay, well, y'all smart. I mean, it's an Indian, it's white. I mean, not wrong, not wrong. Yeah, wasn't an, yeah, this is Crusades of the Lost Ark. Indiana Jones goblet room. You were absolutely correct. Hey, Brad, how you doing? Gosh, you guys are smart. They are, they're very smart. This is Petra? Is that what this is called, Petra? I, when I said we all know this one, I thought it was about to be like what famous movie was this in this? I didn't know a lot of the, it is Petra? Okay, I didn't know a lot of these before I did this quiz, that's cool. All right, questions, good God, bruh. Hello, Mr. Man, how you doing? Jesus Christ. Question six, what was the name of the enormous bronze statue that used to stand in the Greek harbor of Rhodes? Sadly, it was shattered into pieces because of an earthquake that hit the island in 226 BC. Colossus of Rhodes? Yeah, I knew that one because of God of War, I believe. The earliest, fresh big boy. Right, fresh big boy. That thing is too big. Kratos first boss fight in God of War too, exactly. That's why I knew what it was. Yeah, Colossus of Rhodes, well done, yeah. Some of us know it from God of War and some of us know it because we paid attention to the school, but yeah, it's Colossus of Rhodes. That fight was amazing. Wearing a Statue of Liberty hat, hmm. How about that? All right, here we go. Well, you know what they say about big statues. Girl? All right, question seven. What wonder of the world is in Australia and is featured in a Pixar movie starring two clownfish? Great Barrier Reef, correct? Coral Reef, Finding Nemo. Yeah, it's the Great Barrier Reef, right? Yeah, it's gotta be. I like that Great Barrier Reefer that'd be breaking down walls. Great Barrier Reef. How dare you talk about Elizabeth like that, Manly? Yes, Great Barrier Reef is the answer, correct, correct. Oh, almost went too far. Question eight, that's the Grand Canyon. Oh, shit, sorry. Which wonder of the world is one of America's most famous natural landmarks formed by erosion over billions of years and a must do when in Arizona? If y'all ever come, like y'all folks across the pond or anywhere else, it really isn't that great. I've been there multiple times and maybe it's because I've been there multiple times, but I didn't care much for it. Queefa? Yeah, it's the Grand Canyon. Of course it's the Grand Canyon. I mean, come on. It's a big hole in the ground in America. It's either the Grand Canyon or Trump's head. It's one or the other. All right, next up. Question nine, which wonder of the world is part of the Himalaya in Nepal? Oh my God. Mount Everest? I don't know shit about mountains, so I'm gonna look really stupid here, but I'm thinking it's Mount Everest. I feel like it's a big hole in the ground. It is just a big hole in the ground. Oh God, thank you for me being right. It looks like I'm right. It's gotta be Everest, right? It's the wonder of the world, so it can't be anything else. It's part of the what? Eight wonder, what is it, seven? I don't even know how. Y'all ever seen Overboard? You know what I really, the old Overboard movie with Goldie Hahn and Kurt Russell. He makes a wonders of the world miniature golf course. It is the coolest fucking thing. Coolest fucking thing. I'd want to go there, but it doesn't exist in real life. I didn't do that because I'm far too, no, I'm white, but I ain't that white. I'm not getting on a donkey and going down cliffs. I'm not doing that. I'm sorry. You love that movie? So do I. They tried to remake it and it was absolutely fucking terrible, but it's highest point on the planet is in a country called Nippon. Brad, Bradley, calling Bradley Perkins, did a fucking principal's office, Bradley Perkins to the principal's office. We're bringing back corporal punishment and I got a paddle with your fucking name on it. Whatever you think it is, just say it with authority and people will always think you're right. But there's also the saying, the loudest person in the room is usually the wrongest. Oh, Lord Jesus, that's not what I thought I read there for a second. I'll hug a donkey, but the cliff can stay over there. I want that revolving shoe rack from over. I mean, I mean, yeah. All right, question 10. I tell Manly that all the time. Question 10, finally. Oh, come on, come on. This is the Great Wall of China. I ain't even got, come on. Fight me, fight me over this one. Which Wonder of China is 13,170 miles and features two parallel walls for lengthy stretches. In addition, watchtowers and barracks dot the bulwark. Yum, yum, garden wall decor. This one is too easy, but yeah, it's the Great Wall of China. We all knew that one. It is the Parthenon. It's not the Pantheon, it's the Parthenon. So y'all were right, I was wrong. Most of y'all were right. Some other people said, yeah. Why are the holes in the wall facing toward China though? Ooh, conspiracy. Don't know, but it's a nice wall. You don't know. Did you not know? Yes, you did. Yes, you did. You're fine, Haley. You're fine. Honestly, there was some hard stuff in here. Like the first one, Petra. I would even say the Colossus of Roads. If you haven't played God of War, I mean, school just doesn't talk about it that much. The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, what I call my, the Hanging Gardens of Eggplant. The Dingo fence in Australia is pretty long too. The fuck, the fuck. Y'all hear that train in the background? You probably can't hear it over my AC, but. All right, so another fabulous quiz. Thank you very much. Haley was around, it's fine. Haley, there's still fun to do because then I get silly fucking answers from Manly and Elizabeth and Brad and everybody else. I get silly fucking answers and it makes my day. It does. And I wanted to make it a little learning experience. Yeah, it was, I had fun. I had fun, easy or not, I had fun. But that, I think that one was the easiest one of them though. Let's see here. Hang on, I'm looking at something real quick. Okay, those are, I know, I know they're claps. Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Now what are we gonna do? The next one's gonna be about animals. Hell yeah, we're looking forward to that one. That's what I'm talking about. I could probably just wrap this up. I'm gonna be back later on tonight to play more Elden Ring because I gotta beat Melania Sola. I gotta learn her fight. So charades. I mean, we could do charades, but yeah. And now I know Petra. That's like, that's what I'm taking away from this is I learned about the city of Babylon having the hanging gardens. In fact, when I get done here, I'm gonna go look up the hanging gardens and find out what the fuck they are. And then also Petra. I had no idea that the thing was called Petra. I had no idea whatsoever. It would only be one person charading. Yes, yes. I mean, I can invite people on here. I can give you all links to come in here. If you all wanna get on here, we can do that. The hanging daughter. Because that's a, yes, yes, I'm aware. Cool, Hailey. That's very cool. But yeah, I'll be back here tonight banging my head against the wall that is millennia. If you wanna learn about something cool, look up the strange full of dandy, sody. Why am I worried about what this is gonna be? Dandy, sody. You mean the strange goal? Was it goal? Is that what you want? Cause I don't see either one. Are you just kidding because I'm not finding anything. I know he's very different, but I was wondering. I'll be going to bed soon, had lots of fun. So did I, so did I, Hailey. Thanks you guys and thanks E. Nice to see you looking happy and excited. Yes, I'm having fun. Yes, the strange full, that'd be a great title though. The strange full of dandy, sody. Dandy, sody. Am I missing something here? The strange full of dandy, sody. Dandy, sody. Dandy, sody. What am I missing? Like why is that funny? Why is it funny? Boy, there's somebody out there just mad as hell that I exist. Like the last, good God dude, you ain't got a fucking life. Like my last, like 30 videos or 30 live streams have exactly one down vote on all of them. Somebody out there just watching this stream going, me, me, me, me. Dandy, sody is a good name for a horse. I agree. It'd make a great name for a story or a book. It would peak the interest anyways. It would peak the interest. Yeah, they still help the algorithm. I just find it funny because any interaction comments, whether they'd be nasty or positive or anything like that, thumbs up, thumbs down, all that stuff help. But it's like, it sounds like a Western, reminds me of Kevin Smith. It's my unwritten novel about a horse named Dan, Dandy, sody. Dandy, sody. It feels like I'm missing, like the game incoherent up there, it sounds like it should be something else. Like if you say it, Dandy, sody. If you say it quick enough, it becomes a different word or something. A strange foe. Gather around, children. Tonight we're going to talk about the strange foe of Dandy, sody. See, Dandy, sody, weren't really called Dandy, sody. Name was sody, but he was a Dandy. So naturally, his name became amongst friends in particulars and peculiar, together, Dandy, sody. Archibald Berry's song, I guess it's better with. And through the heart and out of the ring. And through the heart and out of the ring. What about that reminded you of Kevin Spracer? It went the wrong direction. Back knee. All right, y'all ready? Y'all ready? Let's see if you can duck fast enough. Y'all ready? One, two. Y'all duck fast enough? Have you been playing that guitar much? Yeah, it's in the house, actually. His name in that movie, Kaiser Sosa? You're talking about Kaiser Sosa? From the usual suspects? Come here, come here. You got something just right, right there. Let me get that off. Get it off. We got it. All right, there we go. That's better. Why is the three-eyed pumpkin commanding me to do the three-eyed pumpkin? I love Benicio in that movie. But, oh, Kaiser, yeah, not Kaiser, the usual suspects. Yeah, he was great in that. Wasn't that one of his first films, something like that? Happy Skeleton always makes me laugh here. He's always back going, Hi, guys, I hope you're doing fun tabula. Well, that's how he sounds in my head. Which one? I'm literally trying to find the three-eyed pumpkin. I don't see a three-eyed pumpkin. Oh, that's not eyes, goof nugget. That says boo. It's not three eyes. Or it could be like boob hole, oh, let me, okay. Nevermind, nevermind. Right behind Joe, big pumpkin head. I can't see then. Maybe that's what it's telling me. He's now made it to summer. The three-eyed pumpkin is the pumpkin with boo, yeah. Oh, it's not summer yet, it's spring, but yeah. Add a couple extra letters and you got boobs or booty. I'm more of a butt man. Boobs are great, don't get me wrong. They're wonderful, they're wonderful creations. They are fantastic. But like, I mean, you got, the booty is where it's at. The booty's where it's at. The big, big, big booty hoes, I'm with it. Well, this stream hasn't gotten demonetized yet. Yet being the operative word here. I like that skin behind the kneecap. That's ticklish, bruh, that's ticklish. You know what I really like though? When you got, if you got a woman that's got some fluff on her, the inside of the thigh, right where the groin is, like that jiggly piece, oh my God, dude. And like muffin top, like the, whoo. All right, I'm gonna get myself excited, but yeah, that's my favorite parts of shell. You know, like the inside of the thigh, like back toward the butt, that soft part, and then the, oh my God, I need to stop thinking about that. That's called the oyster on a chicken. Well, between manly and I, we could help with the demonetization. Exactly. It's called the oyster on a chicken. Lord Jesus. Team manly in the opticians. Optician holds up a ceramic pumpkin. You need glasses? Why can't eyes be boo shaped? What? What? That's why manly has to work. This is great. I just watched y'all talking back and forth. Y'all can entertain me for a little while. There's sunglasses, so don't have to look at you. Ah, damn it. Oh, manly. Look. Y'all remind me of two people that used to come into chat way back in the day. And I said, I think I've said this before, but until we found out that they weren't two different people, it was Chase and Ashley. Chase was just CS or something like that. That was not y'all. That was not y'all. Because I found out that Ashley didn't exist. Unless, no, because y'all both, well, I mean, you could be hopping back and forth. I was about to say, man, because I found out that because he forgot to log out of the Ashley Ashley account and just started riffing on himself, like tearing himself apart, or whoever the person is. I don't know. He, she, they, them. I don't know. But yeah, it got really fucking awkward, but it was all her roasting him and him being like, yeah, I'll just take it. But y'all, y'all like fight back and forth between each other. Boob holes. Yeah, according to E, it was boobs and two holes. Unfortunately, Elizabeth is very real. Yeah, so the Chase character would always be like, see, this is what I have to put up with or something. She doesn't really love me. And then Ashley, Ashley, whatever, it was, yeah. I couldn't imagine being manly, yeah. You don't remember him, Lazy? Oh, come on. It was, do you remember? I don't want to bring this person up. Nevermind. I don't want to, I don't want to talk about it. It was back, when I first started streaming, they would come in. But yeah, he forgot to log out of the Ashley, Ashley account and I ended up blocking him after that because I just don't like being played. Yeah, I'm not even mentioning the name, but yeah, that's who I'm talking about. I'm still pissed off because of what that person did to a friend of mine with the whole bus ticket thing and then got mad at us for trying to help. So imagine you're imaginary girlfriend leaving you, that's yeah. What if you started doing that but then started receiving messages from the other account? What do you mean? Oh, that's a great, no, no, no, it just clicked. It just clicked. It just clicked. So you're like, not catfishing, but you're pretending to be two people and then all of a sudden you're imaginary character. Yeah, that's almost like the dark half kind of. That's like losing a game of checkers to yourself. That's a really good idea, Manly. That is a really good idea. You have great ideas. You really do. You need to write some of this shit down, bro. That is a really good idea. I don't like taking good ideas like that from people because you should write it. Well, she was a very unhappy person. We're both Indians from Oklahoma. I mean, I don't, I cannot believe a single word of anything she told me. And when a friendship comes to that moment, and I hate to get serious here, but when a friendship comes down to, I cannot believe a word that you tell me so I am suddenly skeptical of all things. Even your identity? That's when I have to stop. I can't. And there were some things that was done to another friend. Anyway, they're just a terrible person all around, just absolutely fucking chaotic in the worst possible way. So yeah, I don't even like bringing them up or talking about them, but yeah. Anyways, it's like sleeping under the same cover as Elizabeth after a heat of night. You be getting Dutch ovened? Elizabeth be hitting you with a Dutch oven? Because holy shit, this must be for my time, I believe it was, Jimmy. Yeah, there was, in fact, I stopped streaming. You can ask Lazy, I stopped streaming forever because I was just tired of the bullshit. Every single time I blocked them on something, they would pop up somewhere else. They would pop up on Instagram, on Twitter, on all this stuff, and they would just like follow me. And I'm like, I don't, I have you blocked for a reason. And I know this is your passive aggressive way to make me interact with you, but I refuse to interact with that person. Those Friday night streams, yeah, those were hella fun. And now we see why Manly spends the majority of the time sleeping in the living room. A terror train ride, but so funny. Yeah. Were you here the night I got so shit-faced drunk that I passed out on stream? Were you here that night, Lazy? Was anybody here? I don't even remember. I got so shit-faced, I passed out on stream, and then Shell had to end the stream. There was one night that she sneezed and farted at the same time. We lost a lot of good people that night. Had to do a lot of drywall work. Anyways, Zoop, why no Zoop? I got to open this. I had to open this, it's a package that Zoop sent me. Zoop always sends me ridiculous books to read, and I don't read any of them. But here, before we leave, I'm gonna open this up. Zoop also sent me a part for our dryer that we ended up not needing, but I still appreciate him, to the ends of the earth. All right, let's get the part out of here first. All right, here's the part. He literally sent me a part he just had laying around. And today's book is anything, man! Where the fuck do you find these asymmetries? Analyzation. Oh, they spent her when nature calls. The fuck? I didn't even know this existed. Oh, y'all wanna read this? Y'all wanna read this? Bruh, let's read this. Look, it's like a child's book. It's like a child's book. Dude, we got to, we got to, we got to. Let's start it, let's start it, right? I'm looking, yeah, so do, this is amazing. This is so fucking cool. Let me catch up, chat, and then we'll start, we'll read like the first chapter. They're super short, it's like a Goosebumps book. We've done that when I was watching, I'd be like, ah, hydrate, hydrate! Yes, you were super mean to me and got like 10. I was super mean to you. I was? Like drunk, drunk-y? Are you serious? I don't remember anything from that night. I don't, no, that would be the second one, Jimmy. That would be, this is the first, no, this is the second one. This is the second one, I'm sorry. It might, it might, it definitely looks like a children's book, so I doubt it. Like, how are you gonna explain that? You kept slurring, I love you, but, oh, I do that all the time. Like, I roast my friends constantly, I don't do it anymore, but that's how I expressed my love was roasting people, like talking shit. Like, when I called you the biggest misogynist I know, I find shit like that funny, and if you don't, which you didn't, I stopped doing it. Saying you were so stupid, are you sure? Yes, I believe you. But I didn't, honestly, I didn't mean anything. I didn't mean any of that. If I said that, I didn't actually mean it. I was just being stupid. I was the one being stupid. I'm gonna send you, Manly, one of these days, just, you know, because I need to share him with someone for a while. Yeah, that's fair. All right, let's, let's read this. You told, yeah, I am very sorry. When I do things like that, when I pick on you, I don't mean it, but I also respect the fact that you don't like it, so I've stopped. But yeah, I think it wasn't until the misogynist comment that I realized that you were actually like taking offense to it because you went and talked to your friends and was like, am I misogynistic? And when someone does that, they're taking me seriously. And the reason why I was joking about it is because you're always like, you know, I hate this female character and I hate this female character and all this is like, only characters you ever complained about were women. So anyways, all right, we are reading from Ace Ventura when nature calls, let us be gone. Alrighty then. It was night in the jungles of the Africa, the sound of drums thumped through the darkness. The rhythm of the drums was wild, throbbing, dangerous. In the village of the Wachates, is that how it's pronounced in the mood? I can't remember. The drums beat faster. Tribal members wearing animal skins danced around a huge fire in the center of the village. They shook their spears in the air. As they danced, a breeze sprang up. The wind made the fire sputter and grow larger. Soon black smoke poured from the blaze, a strange curling black smoke. The tribal chief stepped forward and raised his hands. Raised his hand, the drum stopped and the dancers froze in place. Everyone turned to watch the fire and the strange smoke. The smoke rose higher and higher into the night sky. The villagers gasped as the vapor began to curl and billow. The smoke seemed to be taking a shape. Everyone stared and murmured among themselves. The smoke had formed into the image of a man, a man with a crazy haircut. This is so bad. Then the wind blew and the smoke was gone. The chief raised his hand once more and the people began dancing again. The Wachites were happy. The gods had given them a sign. Now the Wachites knew that help would come soon and that it would come in the shape of a man with a very weird haircut, exclamation point. You can't, it's a pompadour. It's a fucking pompadour. Call it what the fuck it is, it's a pompadour. Meanwhile, half a world away, a chubby Englishman climbed a steep mountain path. Few trees grew there. There were only rocks and the narrow winding path. The man stopped and took off his safari hat. He scratched his white hair then pulled a handkerchief out of his safari jacket. He wiped his brow. It was a hard climb. This is definitely a child's book. This is definitely like five to eight years old. The path was very steep. The mountains around him were gigantic. These mountains were called the Himalayas. They were in a country called Tibet. Definitely a kid's book, definitely a kid's book. It's a very flock of seagulls type pompadour. True, true, this is adorable. Yeah, it is. They were the highest mountains in the world. The Englishman sighed wearily. Then he put his hat back on and began to climb again. After another hour of hard walking, the chubby man came upon a gigantic stone building. You could have said any, I know the character they're talking about, the one with the glasses. Why not just, why is he gotta be, whatever. The structure was very old. Everything's very this and very that. It was surrounded by a high wall. Was it a very high wall? There was a single gate in the wall with two huge wooden doors. The man followed the narrow path right up to the gate. The Englishman looked around. Nobody was in sight. First off, this is a huge red flag with writing. See how he keeps bouncing back between the chubby man, the Englishman, and all that stuff. It's a huge red flag when you do things like that because people get certain things stuck in their head. And after a while, they can get confused in whether or not the Englishman and the chubby man are the same person. Yeah. The structure was very, never mind, I already read that. The Englishman looked around. Nobody was in sight. The only sound he heard was the wind whistling through the mountains. Nervously, he raised a fist and knocked on the wooden doors. The noise echoed through the giant stone building. The chubby man shivered. Then he knocked again. At that moment, the two huge doors swung open. A bald man in long robes greeted the Englishman with a low bow. Oh, hello, the Englishman said. It's very nice to meet you. The man in the robes was a monk. He smiled back at the stranger but said nothing. My name is Fulton Greenwall, the Englishman told the monk. I'm looking for a man named Ace Ventura. The monk bowed again. Then he looked up at the Englishman. No man carries a label here. The monk stated, well, Fulton Greenwall replied, the man I am looking for is an American. We are all children of the earth. The monk declared, yes, well, let's see. Greenwall continued, the man I seek has a very unusual haircut. Ah, the monk smiled. I know who you seek. Follow me. Fulton Greenwall followed the monk into the, why not just call him Fulton Greenwall? Why hide his name at all? That makes no sense. Fulton Greenwall followed the monk into the enormous stone building. At least it wasn't a very big stone building. They walked down a long corridor lined with torches. At the end of the hallway, there was a heavy, elaborately carved door. The monk pushed it open without knocking, then stepped aside. When Greenwall went through the door, he almost cried out in astonishment. Inside the room, a man with a weird haircut and a gaudy, you use gaudy, but very forever, okay. And a gaudy Hawaiian shirt sat on the floor. The man was meditating. Okay, his eyes were closed and his arms were out to his sides. His feet were tucked under him, but the man was not alone. The entire room was filled with animals, all kinds of them, and they were all living in perfect harmony. There was a lamb sleeping next to a lion. A cat licked the ears of a dog. Another cat slept with birds pecking the floor all around it. Butterflies flickered about the meditating man's head. Birds rested on his outstretched arms. The monk motioned Fulton Greenwall forward. With caution, the Englishman approached the meditating man. Excuse me, Mr. Ventura, Greenwall said, I am your shepherd, Ace Ventura said, opening his eyes. But you have lost your flock. No, Greenwall replied. I'm not here about my sheep. My name is Fulton Greenwall and I've been sent by the African government to hire you. We need you to find a missing animal. Ace Ventura shook his head. Nope, I am sorry, he answered, but I no longer do that. I came here for a piece so when the pressures of being a pet detective became too much to bear. I understand, Greenwall said, but the pay is very handsome. If it is so handsome, Ace replied, why don't you marry it? Ace giggled. You will receive payment even if you don't locate the missing animal, Greenwall insisted. Money no longer means anything to me. Ace maintained, I am now a child of the air. But we will pay you $20,000, Greenwall sputtered. Alrighty then, Ace suddenly cried, jumping to his feet. Oh, what are we waiting for? Let's go. While Greenwall waited in the corridor, Ace hurried into another room. He approached the only piece of furniture there, a huge oriental cabinet and flung open the doors. Inside sat a cute little spider monkey wearing up turban. The monkey was meditating, just like the pet detective. Con spike, Ace said to the serene monkey, we got a case. The monkey tittered once, then jumped into Ace's arms. But as the pet detective turned to leave, the door to the room blew shut with a crash. The air in the room grew cold. The torches sputtered and dimmed. Ace shivered and clutched spike tighter. Then a strange glow filled the center of the room and grew bigger and bigger. Soon the glow had transformed itself into a ghostly figure. Ace cocked an eyebrow and said, I don't recall seeing you around here. Do not be afraid. The figure cried out eerily, I am your spiritual guide. Ace gulp, listen closely Ace Ventura. The spirit guide commanded, beware the man in white, for death is near if you look in the direction of. But at that moment, the spirit faded from view. It disappeared without a trace. Wait, Ace cried out in the direction of the what? But the spirit was gone. Ace left the room and joined Fulton Greenwall. They walked to the front door. In the courtyard, they were met by a group of monks. At the group's head stood the master. He was older than the other monks, but had the same bald head and wore the same robes as the other. Others, the master approached. Now you leave us. The ancient one said, now you must fight, find your destiny. Oh, master of light. Ace said, bowing to the older man. A spirit appeared to me and sighed the monastery. The master's eyes grew serious. Did he warn you of looking in the wrong direction? The old man asked urgency. Yes, Ace nodded, but he didn't say which direction. All the monks moaned and shook their heads. The master put his hand on Ace's shoulder. He closed his eyes in meditation. Then he opened them again and stared at the pet detective. When the iron bird and the blossom meet, you are headed for great danger. The master said ominously. A few days later, Ace Ventura, Spike and Fulton Greenwall sat inside a large plane. They were on their way to Africa. The airplane soared through the sky like, well, like an iron bird. That's what it legitimately says. The airplane soared through the sky like, well, like an iron bird. Mind you, before anybody says anything. Mind you, this book is not in first person. It is written in third person. Maybe third person close, but at the same time, the book is written in third person. We're not in Ace's head. Why was that line so fucking idiotic? Ace Ventura sat uncomfortably inside. He stared at the back of the seat in front of him. The fabric of the seat was decorated with the pattern of a large flower blossom. When the iron bird and the blossom meet, you are headed for great danger. Ace recalled the words of his master and shivered nervously. Oh, this is really great. He said wordedly, worriedly. I worked hard on this E and I don't appreciate the sarcasm. Sorry, sorry, it's stuck this way. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm sorry, Lazy. I can't put it down. I can't keep getting higher. Keep getting higher. Lazy, run, save yourself. Save yourself, Lazy. Save yourself. Dude, this is fucking great though. That's majestic as fuck is what that is. That is majestic as fuck. I know what they call, there you go. Right back now. All right, well, that's enough shenanigans for today. Tonight, on the other hand, is completely open to interpretation. So I will be back later to fight millennia forever. You guys have no obligation to be here. In fact, it's going to be hella fucking boring. So if you guys want to come hang out, you can. If not, then don't worry about it. If I do end up beating here, I will be posting the VOD on the channel. I might even upload it to Twitch, I don't know. But yeah, thank you guys for joining me. That was so much fun. I can't wait for your next quiz, Hailey. Till next time. Hi, Obenny. You, Oben, you. Alrighty then.