 I was so happy because my husband came home being romantic, but then this fool got these flowers from a funeral This guy like from Facebook Dating app and he had like been you know wanting to see me for Like a week or two now, and I kept putting him off and anyway I mean he came to you know where in Sanford and I met him at a diner We sat down and not even until like five minutes into the day He's like oh, I gotta make a call, and I'm like oh, okay. Sorry. I'm sipping what he never came Who leaves a woman like that just sitting there by herself that's just like playing rude and Disgusting this is why women are sick of dating losers like him Hey guys This video that this girl uploaded obviously went very viral cuz so many people have tagged me in it He brought his own pool stick like what Boys it is no sim September I don't care what you look like how good looking you are if you're gonna compete with me. I'm all in So I went on a date the other day, and I'm wearing this exact outfit head to toe that I'm wearing right now When I get there my date goes are you really wearing that and I go? Yeah, what do you mean am I really wearing this like a normal outfit for me? She goes that's absolutely ridiculous. I go well if you really feel that way I guess me and my feelies are just gonna have to get out I'm sorry for cheating cheating's not what I do, but I found out you cheated on me So I cheated on you. Who's this? Dude, I'm so sexually blinded by this one guy He could literally run over my foot and I'd be like, oh my god. I'm so sorry. I got in your way And it's pissing me the fuck off Like it's I'm mad at myself like snap the fuck out of it bitch. You're better than Know what fellas I think we all have the same ultimate goal It's to get a woman that's so fine and so badass the people stop and go Now does he got a big dick or a lot of money? Well jokes on you. I don't got even one of those things I'm just really awesome Hacking lunch for my husband and it's co-workers. Yep is about that time again It is now his turn to bring lunch to work So he asked me if I can just make him their lunch and take it to work instead of them buying the lunch So I'm gonna keep it super simple, but you already know his simple my simple two different things So today I'm making them a big papa carne asada chili relleno burritos So I begin by marinating my meat and then I cook it the next day in the morning Then I char all my chili poblanos on my stovetop Then I put them in a bag so they can steam and it can be easier to peel like literally All you have to do is massage the chili and some of you guys are experts at massaging chilis So you can do this and yes, I used my bare hands some people use knives napkins Some other people rinse them. I like using my hands once your chili is peeled You're going to make a small incision and then pinch all the seeds out This one had a baby inside then I begin to stuff my chili with my carne asada You're going to have to wiggle all that carne in there to make sure it gets to the bottom of the chili Because we're not done here. I'm going to add queso fresco and some mozzarella cheese inside Then we're going to close up the chili using some toothpicks so that nothing comes out This one was a little frankenstein chili Then we coat the chili with some flour to make sure that the egg batter sticks I already have my egg batter ready. We're just going to dip it in there Make sure it's nice and coated on both sides before taking it to the stovetop to fry I like using my spoon and kind of showering the chili You know with a little bit of oil just to kind of help it out so it can fry faster Once they're fried on both sides, you just drain them. Don't forget to remove those toothpicks Now it's time to assemble our big papa burrito We're going to smear some beans to our tortilla Then we add some more cheese add some rice and of course our big papa chili Remove the stem and then roll it up make sure I don't bust in your face This one was a little papa burrito because somebody took out a tortilla that went co But it don't matter guys little or small they will still bust if you're not careful So we're not done here guys I'm going to put it in the container and then ladle some delicious red sauce all over our burrito because we're making it wet And I sprinkle some more cheese and let that melt You know, I can't forget his note to let him know how much I love him And I don't know what's wrong with this man, but he asked for brownies And honestly, I didn't even have time to make those damn brownies So I bought them But I'm going to make him think that I did make him by drizzling a little bit of dulce de leche And then sprinkling some walnuts and I'm sticking to my story unless he sees this video and then he asked about it But till then I made these brownies for their drink I made them a red velvet or chatar somebody here tried me and guess what I made it And that's it guys Now I'm just going to get everything ready for them including their drinks pack everything in a heat proof bag Including those brownies so they can get nice and warm and he thinks that I actually made them load everything in my truck And then drop it off during lunchtime. Bye How about headed berserker axe I ordered for my husband came in today What I have a question. Okay If you and I get the board what? Wait, if you and I get the board what will be No, no, you said I do that's forever Sorry Please just listen to my question. Okay. Okay If you and I get the board what will be the three only three things that you take with you I can't have four I want four You already know Okay, fun four. What is the four things? Okay, we're simple our boys the dog and you Damn, you look so sexy. You just might be my type So bring that ass on over. Tell me how'd you get so fine? Three easy ways that you can pray for your husband throughout the day Pray that when your husband walks through the store that this is his safe haven and he always finds comfort in this place Pray over his laundry because that's what surrounds him daily And pray over his pillow that the lord will give him a rest of the night sleep and restore his body for the next day Lately my husband and I have been fighting over everything. He's wrong. I'm wrong. Nobody wins I hate fighting so to restore a little piece in our house I'm going to make it his favorite dinner Swedish meatballs and noodles But not just any bowl of sman. There's only one way that he eats it McCormick's Swedish meatball seasoning mix my sweetest ancestors hate me. Sorry. I don't know what the f*** it is Is there something in the air the water mercury and retrograde? Why? We're just not seeing eye to eye on literally anything and god We make things so f***ing difficult for each other and why this is my husband. He's my best friend We've been through so much together Thick and thin sickness and health we put our vows to the test numerous times and now we fight over nothing We can be so mean and I hate being mean. It's not in my character, but sometimes My anxiety level is high and I don't know how to deal with this So I'm doing a little something to try to tell him that I love him He is my husband the father of my child the rock in our family and I hope this makes this night