 Today we have a Ushipalooza for you. Ushalooza. Yep, an Ushalooza. These are brand new. So right here I have Marvel series two packs. We have DC comics. Ooh, very nice. And we have Disney packs, which how awesome is that? Very cool. Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the Procrastinators podcast. It is the day of the chosen battle destiny. It's the big fight time every day. I'm the best guy ever and we've got Endless Jess. Yep, here for the one topic that I'm sure nobody else on the internet has ever talked about ever. I can't wait. Munchie is here. I'm a prisoner. I'm an Alcatraz. I'm a prisoner. I need to tone for my sins. I'm, this is the only time I've been allowed to be on the internet because I'm a prisoner. I am a war criminal. Check's out. Munchie, Mumkey Jones. Oh, fuck. Yo, Danny Phantom, he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine. He was assigned to view a world unseen. He's gonna catch him all because he's Danny Phantom. When it didn't quite work as folks, they just quit. Then Danny took a look inside of it. There's going to be a crash. Everything did change. His molecules got all rearranged. Okay, that's it. Didn't Danny Phantom shoot up a supermarket the other day? Yeah, that's why I'm singing it. He fucking shot up a supermarket like two days ago. God damn. Wait, what? What happened? Some guy who was inspired by the Danny Phantom character, Ember, and he has many fan fictions of him and Ember shooting up his high school just went and shot up a fucking supermarket and killed himself the other day. What a fucking hero. Okay, we'll have the podcast in celebration of his exploits the other day. And lastly, we've got Mr. Tom Oliver is here. Yeah, we picked a great day to have this discussion because Adam West died today. So in his honor. What? Oh my god. Danny Phantom shot Adam West? Yeah, it's really bad. Jesus Christ. He was, he just went to the supermarket. He wanted to get some avocados, but you know, is that for real? He was 88. Like it's pretty old. Yeah. Oh man. Who's going to play Adam West on Family Guy? Selma Carlos. Retired impersonation of Adam West. Hooray. Yes. I think they wouldn't do an impersonation. I think they would just retire the character. Hard to say. He's a pretty popular character. Well, we'll see. Any case, folks, our topic today is Marvel Baby versus D. Shee. That's that's it. That's the one. I don't know, dude. I really don't know what any of this means. I think it's a bunch of nerd shit. Is this like an episode of the panel cast, but not the panel cast? Because pretty much this seems like a panel cast sort of. I don't think most of us are that deep in the comic book lore, except for Jesse, of course. So I think most of us will be commenting from our experiences with perhaps the the animated universes and then, of course, the new movies. And the one in particular contention today is that we, most of us, were able to go see the new Wonder Woman movie. And so with that, that really does change the game when it comes to this balance, especially in the cinematic universe. For reasons I'm sure we will get into. I was just too much of a misogynist to go see it. And by misogynist I mean poor because, you know. It changed the game by not being completely terrible. So now the favor is totally the balance is way in favor of DC now. Because for once they made a not bad movie. You know, it's really the prodigal son effect. You know, they were so shit. And to make one that's actually good is like everyone falls in love. Munchie, what are you saying? You know, I have to say this right off the bat. Gal Gadot killed two children while in the Israeli Defense Force. And she is a murderer. She's not deserved to be in the United States movie at the Hollywood business. And please boycott this movie. Please do not support Zionist propaganda. And please, please God, do not see Wonder Woman. Well, that's Wonder Woman, ladies and gentlemen. Symbol of love and truth for all humanity. I will say of all of the DC movies so far, Wonder Woman is my second favorite to feature the Wonder Woman character. Who's the first that? Fucking Batman V Superman dog. That movie's the shit. Batman. Hell yeah. That movie's pretty good. But I mean, Suicide Squad really just blows it out of the water in terms of sheer quality writing. See, you take what you assume is my sarcasm and then you return to the sarcasm. I wasn't joking. Batman V Superman is actually pretty great. Oh, well, looking for you, we've got the world's biggest fan of Batman V Superman. Endless Jess right here in the podcast to agree with you on that. Oh, awesome. We can agree together. I mean, yeah, it's okay. Yeah. Sure. You're supposed to be the angry man, Jesse. I'll be the angry man. I forgot, Jesse is always irrationally angry about stuff. That's correct. Well, okay. So I just wanted to say overall, I thought the Wonder Woman movie was very good. It was a little shorter than I expected it to be, but I found like... Really? It was like two hours and 20 minutes. Well, see, I didn't get that. But like the various shots of her in like the different locations, like thinking about like what, you know, and then she eventually comes that climactic moment at the end where she realizes it was milk that she forgot to write in her grocery list. Oh, goddammit. You know, that was really good. That was really an impressive character. Now, Nate, when you say you saw Wonder Woman, did you see this in a theater or did it pop up in your YouTube subscription feed? I watched it yesterday in the theater and today I watched it again on YouTube and preferred the YouTube version, but the cinematic one was pretty good too. Those fan supercuts really do make movies just so much better, you know? They really do. Okay. So let's just say, so the Wonder Woman movie was great and there's mostly one reason why. And it's because it wasn't a fucking abysmal, depressing piece of shit that made me hate every character in it. I wonder woman is by far the coolest superhero in like the DC universe right now because she actually is a real hero. She really wants to help people. She's not going to cry. She's not going to stand there. While her father says, No, Clark, just let me die. Don't help anyone ever. Let everyone die. Stop my invincible son. Yeah. No, just don't involve yourself in this situation. Watch me die, son. That's what I want for you. Man, fuck that. That movie was kind of okay, but that was like the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. But no, Diana is a fucking hero. And I love her and she was the kick ass and she beat up all the bad boys. And she shielded those bullets. They had the cool moments. They had the slow down things. Yes, the movie was a lot of fun. Well, you know, it really is. I think it really is a lowered expectations thing because I actually saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2 last night. So I saw Guardians after I saw Wonder Woman. I think most people probably saw it before. But like, I walked out of Wonder Woman thinking, Hey, that was a pretty good movie. But then I walked out of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 thinking, no, it fucking wasn't. Yeah. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is a good movie. Wonder Woman is a fucking okay movie. It's the best DC has done so far. But it, you know, like every, like the worst Marvel movie is still better. I don't know. I really hated Thor 1. I thought it was an absolute garbage. Yeah, I wouldn't go as far as saying Wonder Woman's worse than Thor 2. No, nothing is worse than Thor 2. You're all right. Take it back. You know what? I will totally grant you that. I haven't seen either of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies, but I hear they're great and I believe them. And Wonder Woman, I definitely did not like love it. I thought that especially the male lead guy was, he was capable and he was fine and he was cool and he fucked, you know, Diana. So that was cool. But he was kind of boring. And then it felt so, I don't know if Marvel does this really consistently, but like the whole crew there was so like, milk toast. Like they had like one character trait each and they're just like, yeah, we're gonna go on a super quest. We're the A team. Didn't have a character trait each. And none of them had any characters. Well, I mean, the Indian guy was Indian and the one guy who was scared of stuff was scared of stuff. The dude with the fez was okay. I liked all the characters. I thought they were all cool and likable and like, I liked the little bond of friendship they all had. I liked that I didn't want to talk. It was weird how like the Scottish guy had this arc of like, he's afraid to pull the trigger, but he didn't actually ever get to pull the trigger. He never took the shot. It's like a literal Chekhov's gun that never went off. I felt like that was like literal cut content. All the signs were there to resolve that and then they just didn't do it. That's the DLC that's gonna come out two months later. Exactly, exactly. We're gonna need to see some pass. Yeah, the fuck it. By the way, for context, for my enjoyment of, I've only seen the movies and in fact, I hate comic books. I'm not only have I haven't seen any comic books in my redness. I don't like them and I don't like superheroes and I don't like Marvel. I don't like DC. But I thought the movies were pretty good because they were movies. I'm in the position where I'll read an anime book because it's in black and white, but when you pick up a colorful comic, it does something to my pea-sized brain where I can't really function and understand what the fuck is happening. Exactly, exactly. I just can't read it. That's odd. I'm a child. I don't get it. I read a lot of mangoes all the time. I feel like most people are the opposite way, that the black and white is a turn off and they like the color better. Yeah, I know Jesse would argue that he, you know, misses color in a great way when he reads mango. There's just too many colors. It just overloads your brain. Like there's too many things to keep track of. Like there's too many colors when you think, when you look at a beautiful painting with a ton of different colors, you just get too overwhelmed. I want to have black and white only contrast, no hues whatsoever. Crush the blacks and whites. There's just too much information. You know, Mumki? There's just too much information. I mean, he might be being sarcastic, but I actually feel that way. Okay, fair enough. Me too. Well, okay, but let's get back to the point here. Marvel versus DC here. Okay, so Jesse's the foremost expert on this. So Jesse, why don't you just give us your overall impression here? I mean, you're coming from the comic book world a lot, but then of course you've seen probably more of the films than any of us. So where do you lie in this on this issue? Yeah, the same place that everyone else lies on it. Like I can't explain it in any way that's like new or exciting to people. The DC movies are just a clusterfuck. They tried to like introduce too much, too fast, and they're kind of like dark and miserable, whereas the Marvel movies are like actual fun superhero movies. And that's it. That's the whole thing. Well, I think a way that we could podcast. I think the way we could go through these is each one of us, you know, from both Marvel and DC, we say what's our favorite movie and what's our least favorite, and then we can, that's a good excuse to talk about why we feel these ways. Sure, that's true. Well, it's ironic because I mean, the whole, I mean, that's the complaint is what I just said, is that the Marvel movies are actually superhero movies and the DC movies have been sort of miserable and monotonous and tedious and shitty and DC doesn't seem to know what they're doing. That's the movie side of it. When it comes to the comic book side of it, it's literally the opposite. The DC comics are all great and fun and everyone loves them, and Marvel comics right now are all miserable and shitty and a clusterfuck and everyone hates them. So it's weird that like they're both equally good and equally shit, but they can only be good or shit at one thing at a time, it seems like. Well, I feel like the reason that this has happened, at least in the cinematic universe, I have no idea what Marvel's doing with their comics right now. It's other than being awful. But I think it's just because they're trying to capture the lightning in a bottle of their first successes, respectively, right? Because Marvel Studios' first movie was Iron Man and Iron Man was a fun, lighthearted, kind of like, it was a good interpretation of a comic. It's not as lighthearted as you might be remembering it being, he spends a lot of the time in an ISIS cave. Well, that's pretty lighthearted. There's, there's, I'm not like, the character is very much like. The movie makes a very favorable picture of ISIS. Yeah, they come out as the heroes. Oh, they're the real stars of that movie. But like, all of the movies that came out after Iron Man, I think very much are trying to capture like the underlying tone of Iron Man, of like, this like, it's a serious story. It's like a very comic book-y story, but like, the characters are fun. There's a fun kind of just like overall tone of the movies. Whereas the DC's big thing was the Dark Knight trilogy. And that, that wasn't even so like, as, I don't know if this is just me, but I felt like the Dark Knight trilogy, as it went on, became less Batman movies and more like Christopher Nolan movies. That's true. They, I felt they became more disconnected from the canon as they got darker and he took more liberties with the character and all that kind of stuff, which was fun. They were still fun movies. But it was, you can definitely tell that when they came up with Man of Steel, they're like, okay, we're gonna make the Dark Knight Superman. That's right. And they've been running with that ever since really, except maybe for Wonder Woman, because I haven't seen it, because I'm just, I hate women that much. But um... No, you're right, Tom. The Dark Knight trilogy is the worst thing that ever happened to the DC cinematic universe because they're all trying to do that again, but they're failing because they're not Christopher Nolan. They finally realized though, with Wonder Woman, or at least it seems that way, they're moving in the right direction at last. They understand that that's not what you want to do, especially with a character like Wonder Woman, that they did what guys like the red letter media guys have been talking about for a long time, of like no one knows who the fuck Wonder Woman is or anything about her or like any of her origin, no one fucking knows. So now is the time to like... Yeah, that's part of what I've wanted to say about Wonder Woman, I guess, is that I mean, I've seen everyone praising the movie and everyone's praising it from either a movie fan's perspective or from like a feminist perspective or you know, whatever. But I've seen very few people talking about the movie from a comic book fan's perspective, more specifically my perspective, which is the only one that matters, which is that Wonder Woman is a shit character and always has been and I've always hated her because she makes no sense and anyone who says they're a fan of Wonder Woman prior to this movie was a big fat fucking wire. Right, for sure. Nobody, the character, it just isn't like relatable. Her origin doesn't make any sense, she's like made from... Like she's literally not human, she's not even human. Yeah, and like nobody in the world, and I think even now, even still after the movie, nobody can tell you what Wonder Woman's powers are because nobody knows. Like... Dude, what were those like weird blasts or something she can do? I don't know, they never talked about it, she just does it sometimes. She's a god or something? I don't know. Can anyone in the world answer me this? And don't, because it's rhetorical, because I know you can't. Is Wonder Woman bulletproof? If she hits it with her wrist. Yeah, I mean, I would say no, but who the fuck knows? Because Wonder Woman, I mean, they portray her as being as strong and as invulnerable as like a Superman. Like she can get hit by Doomsday in the face, and she can get up and be fine from it. But she needs wrist gauntlets to block bullets. If she was really as strong as Superman, she wouldn't need those. So just everything about the character makes no sense, but that's what I liked about the movie, is that they actually managed to somehow succeed in making Diana as opposed to Wonder Woman an actual fucking character that I can kind of relate to and see where she's coming from. So that, I think that was the biggest strength of the movie. I think the worst parts of the movie, sorry, but the interruption. No, go ahead, go ahead. I think the parts where the movie was the weakest or faulted were actually the more superhero tropey parts, like how she has to have a big superhero battle at the end with Aries that made no sense and was totally unnecessary. Like the whole point of the movie is that Wonder Woman is realizing that there's not like a turn off switch for the evil in the hearts of men. She's like sort of losing hope, and that's losing hope in the idea of fighting. She's learning about mercy and love. That's why she hasn't fought for like 100 years by the time Batman v Superman happens. Like that's the plot of the movie. They could have done that without a big superhero god battle that was totally like counterintuitive to the whole point of the film. Yeah, it was a little weird. Like, yeah, oh, there's nuance. I killed the guy and it should still happening. You didn't kill the god of war. It's me, the god of war. I make war happen. Kill me and it'll stop. I'm the god of war. But then she does and it doesn't stop. Really, there really should have just been no Aries. That would have been the right way to go. Does it make sense? Are they implying that World War One was actually caused by Aries? Why was he there? He's there to make it like a little bit worse. Yeah, like he says, he says like, I didn't put evil and fear in the hearts of men. I didn't start this war. I just tell them to make bombs and gases and make it worse because I'm an asshole. And it's like, okay. That could have just been a guy. That could have just been the actual general. Yeah, sure. Yeah, that was dumb and yeah, as you said, was kind of counterintuitive to the point of the movie and just served to let there be a battle at the end. By the way, I wanted to say that like that British dude as the bat spoilers, by the way, fuck you. You know, you know, the guy with the mustache being Aries at the end. Like, you know that shot where like it shows like his origin and like we find out that he's the guy where he gets like smoked down by Zeus. Yeah, he's down like in the Hades dungeon and he still has the gay ass retarded mustache. It's the goddamn British fucking mustache. The Aries, the God of War has been wearing for like thousands of years. It's like, dude. Like I thought he was in disguise, but no, that's how the God of War actually looks. Little weasel face to mustache, you know. And it's like, fuck. Like even like his motivations don't make any sense because like at first Diana thinks, well, he's Aries. He creates war because he loves war. He's the God of War. He thrives on war. That makes sense. But then she meets Aries and he's like, oh no, that's not it. I just hate humans and I want them to all be destroyed because I hate Zeus. And but it's like, wouldn't him just liking war make way more sense? He's the God of War. That's like, how do you mess up that? That's a weird thing to do. I know he's the God of Truth. Jesse, God of Truth. That doesn't make, though he's not. He's the God of War. That's a lie. I think that is a lie. I was confused. You know in the ancient Greeks always said, I have three gods, one for lies, one for truth, and one for wisdom. And the wisdom. Wisdom. Wisdom. And then, so like he's fighting Wonder Woman and he's like, fine, then I'll just destroy humanity myself. If that's what you wanted to do, why weren't you doing that before? Like he apparently wants to destroy humanity through war, even though he's just as strong as a God and he could have done it at any point by just beating people up. You know what, Wonder Woman's a really shitty movie. And you know what, all the DC movies are shit. I take back anything good that anyone has said about Wonder Woman. You know, I totally, I usually hate this but I'm definitely one of these guys liking the movie a lot more because it's just such a shame. I mean, that's my point. It's that all of the, a lot of the movie was stupid and totally fell apart at the end and didn't make any sense. But the reason that you can still sort of forgive it, at least for me and say, well it was still a pretty good movie, is because as a comic book fan, at least they made Diana good. She was, God, her naivete and her like sincere desire to do good for the world and her like steadfast belief that like I'm an Amazon, what we do is we help people, we save the world, that's what I'm all about. Just so, so good, so good. And I actually found myself relating to her a little bit. A character who I have never been able to relate to at all before because she's been weird and obtuse and hard to understand and hard to grasp. But I really could relate to her frustration at realizing that human beings are just bad and broken and most of them will just do horrible things for no fucking reason. No, Jesse, you've missed the end point where she realizes that she's gonna keep fighting because she can still help. She can make a difference. That's wrong. Where is the Amazon island thing? Where is that? Munchie, that's not important. Don't worry about it. It was like off the coast of that German base, but it was like hidden in a mystic aura. Yeah, so like in the Mediterranean? It certainly wasn't in Amazon, I don't think. Did she, did she, well it's not in the Amazon, yeah. Is that, is her of accent Gal Gadot, is she Israeli, is that what her accent is? Yeah, she killed two fucking children in the Israeli defense force who fucking faggot. Well, they were probably asking for it, Munchie, did you ever think about that? They, we gotta get her land back. How's it an attack force? Did anybody else feel like Wonder Woman up until the dog shit ending was, it was like watching a Marvel movie? I felt like I was at a Marvel movie and then they had to force their DC tropes into the end fight. It was really desaturated and that was annoying to me. Not because I'm against the grimy ascetic, which I am, but I just love saturation so much and I just feed off that saturation. Munchie, just saying too many colors are a bad thing. I think he was making fun of me. Yeah, I was making fun of monkey, my favorite thing to do. Yeah, like Wonder Woman's outfit is just like a little desaturated and it's like, okay, like we get, it's like they're afraid to go like full color mode with these costumes and shit, which I guess I understand because they look silly, but whatever. Yeah, let's talk about the comedy in this movie because I was actually pretty on board with most of what they were doing. We're totally diverging. We're going into like this movie deep, but hey, fuck it. Were there jokes? I don't remember any, but not as in like, I don't think, like it wasn't funny, but as in I don't remember. How could you forget, Munchie? How could you forget the epic joke where she's looking at his penis and she's like, what is that? And he's like, oh, my watch. It's a watch. How could you forget? Yeah, all the jokes landed. I thought the movie was pretty funny, like none of the jokes failed to make me chuckle. And even things that weren't outright jokes, they were just sort of humorous. Like when he wraps her truth thing around his wrist to prove that he's telling the truth, like it's a lighthearted kind of fun thing that's not necessarily a joke, but I still got like a little chuckle. I really had the fear going into the movie that like all of the humor would be like, oh, the world of men is so regressive. Here's men and I don't like them. Which to me is like the opposite of what Wonder Woman should be. Shouldn't the whole point of her be that she's enamored with the world of men and enamored with sexes living together because she's been sheltered from it her whole life? She shouldn't be walking around thinking she's above it all. Like I was really, I really felt like this movie would come out and just be like a really bull dike-y like fuck all men movie. And it really wasn't like there's- Yeah, not at all. There's no feminist agenda shit in the movie at all. Thank God for that. Yeah, I fucking loved just how like, it was all about just like humanity, brotherhood, you know, men, women, everybody, we're all in this shit together. Don't fucking worry about it. Yeah, like she learns about the world of men and she's like, yeah, cool. I've never seen a man before. Your penis is really big. Is that the biggest penis? And he's like, yep, it sure is. And she's like, wow, cool. I think that's cool. I am a girl. Let's sleep together and cuddle on my boat. And he's like, okay. And then she has ice cream and she's like, well this is just the bee's knees right here. And they had the opportunity to make the cheapest dumbest pro-feminism joke possible when he says, Chris Pine says, oh, Wonder Woman, you can't go in there. That's no man's land. I thought she was gonna say, oh no man. I could feel it coming and thank God they didn't say it. They didn't do it. It's like they set us up to expect it and then they subverted it and it was really, it was beautiful. It was wonderful, I might say. You know, I did wanna say, I have to give the movie a couple of minus points for never having the line that really was, who was that Wonder Woman just now? I don't know, I'm really wondering about her. I'd really like to know. Wonder Woman, we certainly are Wonder Woman. Yeah, we got, are we some kind of Wonder Woman? Holy shit, it's Batman versus Superman, the dawn of justice. I remember that line. Yeah, that was the greatest one. God, okay, so we're pretty much all in agreement that this movie was great and, well okay, not great, but it was definitely a positive move for DC, the best they've done in their whole cinematic universe yet and hopefully they'll continue this way and they won't fuck it up anymore. They'll just improve from here. All right, one last thing to say about Wonder Woman. I hate Nazis, but not the kind you're thinking about. All right, so here's the reason I like Wonder Woman. There was no Nazis in World War I. And not World War II. I hate World War II, it's fucking played out and it's gay. World War I is sick as fuck, a ton of people died. A lot of people got their fucking asses blown up because they were stupid. They didn't realize that guns are real and they thought that guns were fake and they weren't real. World War II is cooler than God and God is Goder than God. And that's my review of World War I. It's pretty good. Wonder Woman saved World War I. It was a shitty movie before then and World War I got a shitty review on Rotten Tomatoes because it didn't have a lot of humor. It was pretty desaturated. But then Wonder Woman came in to the last couple minutes of the movie and it saved World War I and I like World War I. Dr. Poison is my waifu because World War I is cool. Yeah. My question is how did Gal Gadot manage to make every single scene sexy as fuck? My question is how did Gal Gadot manage to kill two children while it was in your mail? I mean, one's bad enough but you get two in there. Munchy, please, that poor woman, she suffered enough. Just judging by the way she looks, I would probably jerk off the footage of her killing those children. Yeah, me too. Are you jerking off to the kids dying under the woman? You know, it's a healthy mixture. A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B. So, okay, let's do what Munchy was saying. I mean, Munchy was saying and let's all talk about maybe some of our other favorites or least favorite ones just to get the sense of how this whole thing's panning out. Munchy, why don't you tell us some of yours? Is your favorite Guardians of the Galaxy 2? No, but I did say, I do think that's better than Guardians 1 for sure. Although they're both like nine out of 10 stars in my book. I want to go back to my opinion that Batman vs Superman is fucking awesome. And you were complaining like, oh, the problem with DC is it's all sad and depressing. I'm like, nigga, do you know who you're talking to right now? You know this Mr. Monkey Jones? He's into that kind of shit, baby. I want to go feel like a piece of shit watching Batman mope around and be all sad. And Superman stand there in a courthouse while it blows up and everybody fucking dies. That's my kind of movie. So I had a great time at the theater. I saw that one twice and I thought it fucking kicked ass. Dope, Doug. What's your least favorite, though? Suicide Squad. I would rather kill myself than watch it. Suicide Squad's cool, dude. I'd rather have to be part of a Suicide Squad. Not a joke. Suicide Squad's cool. Horrible. Horrible. It's fucking, it's cool. It's funny. I don't know, dude. I don't have to put Suicide Squad as one of the greatest films ever made. Yeah, you know what, they, um, yeah. I mean Wonder Woman is getting credit for being a more lighthearted DC movie, but Suicide Squad was lighthearted and that sucked a lot. Yeah. Rick Flag. The United States Marines embodying one character. The greatest, the greatest show of, like, a love letter to all of our armed forces. Rick Flag. The greatest DC character of all time. Rick Flag. He's a Marine. He's from America. He's sort of gruff, but he's got a heart of gold. Rick Flag. United States Marine. Doesn't he betray his platoon because he wants to fuck a witch? United States Marine. Rick Flag. I don't get this bit. American, Carnate. Fights for Liberty. American Flag. Rick Flag. Same thing. It's like the American flag. It was an extra G. Rick Flag. American Patriot. Patriotism and Carnate. Rick Flag. Fighting Batman. Fuck Batman. Batman's not American. He's Israeli. Gal Gadot killed two children around the Israeli defense force. Rick Flag tried to save those children. Rick Flag. American Citizen. I think I can already see the comments on this episode. They're gonna say, Munchy was good. Good job, Munchy. Thank you. I try my hardest. Everybody, forget 111. Post a good job, Munchy, in the comments. Yeah. Nobody, you know, none of these guys really touched on the main issue at hand except for good old Munchy. Bring it home once again. Good old Munchy reminding us all that Gal Gadot killed two children in the Israeli defense force. It's in these, it bears repeating, dude, it bears repeating. Welcome to the Gal Gadot killed two children in the Israeli defense force podcast. Episode one. What about you, Jesse? What's your favorite Marvel movie? Um, who? Oh yeah, Jesse, Jesse, go ahead. Um, for, well, you know, it's not part of the Marvel universe, but I still have a soft spot for old Spider-Man 2, a true classic. That's, that's cheating. It's everybody's feeding. Yeah, it's cheating. I know it's cheating. I'm sorry. There's something deeply wrong with me. You know, I think Iron Man is like a really rewatchable, just a classic film. The first Avengers is great, but you know, I really think walking out of Guardians 2 last night, I just felt like, wow, they fucking did it. It was like the best movie ever. The best movie ever. Like, I saw, I saw Guardians 2 with Digi, and when the movie was over, it wasn't even like a, yeah, that movie ruled. It was like a, huh, how in the fuck did they make such a good movie? Yeah. It really like boggles the mind, especially since the first one was so good and the second one is like even better. It's like- Do you, do you agree with the idea of Guardians being like this generation's Star Wars trilogy? I've not heard that before, but yes. Yeah. Yeah, I feel the same way. Yeah, I mean those movies are ironic considering there's a Star Wars trilogy coming out. I have a Russell Wall. It's dedicated to pictures of Russell in my room. I really like Kurt Russell. I really like him. I like how that implies that like the new Star Wars movies that are coming out are no-generation Star Wars trilogy. Like even the prequels were at least some-generation Star Wars. Well, I mean like the idea of it being a good thing. Yeah, I mean it's, yeah, it's very imaginative, very excited, and you don't even really have to know anything. You don't even have to be up to date on like the Marvel movie universe continuity at all. Like the movies stand on their own as their own series. That is good. Yeah. So, and how about your least favorite though? I mean Thor 2 is not- Yeah. Like it's almost like a meme that everyone hates Thor 2, but it's just like of all the Marvel movies I've seen, I remember nothing about Thor 2. It's the most forgettable thing that I've ever seen if I've seen it. I don't even remember, that's how forgettable it is. I remember one shot where Loki becomes Captain America, and then also I guess Loki killed Odin at the end, and that's it, and everything else is out of my mind. Oh yeah, I wonder if that has been like dropped, or if it still matters, because no one remembers it. It'll probably come up in the next one. My favorite movie is Iron Man 2, and my least favorite is Guardians of the Galaxy, Breakout Mission, the rather replaced the Hollywood Tower of Terror at Disneyland, California Adventure. What? That sounds amazing. What is happening? We need to, we need to inject this podcast with some juice, brother! I need to bring in some controversial opinions for everybody to argue. No, no! I think Tony Stark is a shitty character, the most boring thing to ever happen to the Marvel Universe. Now see here, sir! You've crossed the line before, but this time, you can't possibly go back! Oh god. So you guys excited for the new Spider-Man movie that's coming out? That just looked pretty good. I'm super hyped for that. I literally like the model. I think it looks like shit actually, and I'm not excited for it at all. That's something we can talk about. I've never, I've, I never would have imagined I could be this unexcited for a Spider-Man movie. Yeah? I don't care about seeing Spider-Man be a fucking 14-year-old baby in high school. I've seen it before. I can understand that perspective for sure. Do you think this looks better than Amazing Spider-Man 2? Oh no, it looks a thousand times better than Amazing Spider-Man 2. You know what? Yeah, that's my least favorite Marvel movie is Amazing Spider-Man 1. So bad I didn't even see the second one. Those movies are fucking shit. They're terrible. That's not part of the Marvel movie though, because it was like, fucking Peter Parker in those movies is like a weird school shooter on a skateboard. Fucking, he's not even like a nerd. He's just like a fucking weirdo. He's like, I don't like him. I don't, I'm not, I'm not a fan. And also those movies were made like while the Marvel Universe movies were going on, but they still couldn't get them in there. So like, what was the fucking point? To make Sony money. Sony to make money. Yeah, just to, did you guys hear that Sony was trying to make their own Spider-Man cinematic universe? They are. They even had plans for like fucking, Aunt May was going to have her own movie. What? Yeah. Well, no, they're still doing that. Was that movie called Titanic? Venom's coming out. Yeah, she's telling the story of how she met Uncle Ben on an ill-fated ship back in 1912. No, Aunt May is like 30 now for some reason. Yeah, but that's not part of the Sony cinematic universe. We're talking, that's Marvel. You know, you got a good point. No, I'm telling you, like they were, based off of like 40-something amazing Spider-Man though. Amazing Spider-Man 2 was meant to be their Batman v Superman, where they launch it off into eight different movies. You're going to have a Sinister Six movie. Right. Aunt May. Full movie. They're still doing Venom. Venom's coming out like next year or something, isn't it? But I don't think it's going to be related to the universe that they canceled. That's actually going to be good, though, I think. Yeah. Because as soon as they got rid of Andrew Garfield, I think that whole universe is fucking gone. Well, no, because they just, they just announced a little while ago, they announced who's playing Venom. Yeah, but that's not part of, I'm saying it's part of a contained universe. Dude, that's going to be great. That's, it's Bane. What's his fucking name? I can't remember his name. Tom Hardy's name. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy's playing fucking Venom? Yeah. Yeah, man. What? Cool. It is cool. It's not a bad casting choice. I'm not going to lie. But no, that's like, Sony is, I guess the weird thing is that they have the rights to all the Spider-Man characters, so they can't, all of their Spider-Man movies that they're going to make won't have Spider-Man in it, but they don't have anything to do with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's their own Spider-Man, Sony Cinematic Universe. Minus Spider-Man himself. I'm not making this up. It is that stupid. Awesome. Yeah. And so it's great. And licensing deals are the best. And it makes everything good, as we can clearly see now, because we have this Marvel Cinematic Universe without Spider-Man and the X-Men. Because why would we need those? You know, I mentioned this. Poor X-Men. Poor X-Men. Oh, the poor, the poor X-Men. They all died. They're all gone. What about Logan? I thought Logan was pretty fucking sick. No, no. That's, yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, in the continuity of Logan, the X-Men are all dead. I was getting it. No, Logan was a great movie. Yeah. And I, yeah, I forgot about that. Logan, yeah. Logan was as good as Guardians 2. I think I might like them equally now that I think about it. That's what's pissing me off about this Wonder Woman shit is people saying, oh, it's the best superhero movie in 10 years when it's not even, it's the third best one this year. Yeah. Dude, that's not even close. That's the feminist agenda in action. They got to say that. They're trying to cover up the fact that Gal Gadot killed two children in there. That's what feminism has always been about. What the fuck? Ever since the creation of feminism in like fucking 1917, it's all been about covering up Gal Gadot's murders. So you're saying that feminism is the next scheme by Ares to cause strife and horror in the world? It does cause a lot. In Wonder Woman 2, 3, aka the third sequel, like the third first sequel, Ares is going to come back and he's going to start a new gamer gate, but this time like with the real people and it's going to be great. Looking forward to it. Feminism has started the most bloody, the bloodiest war of all and that is the internal war inside me as I struggle to decide how much of a cool feminist I truly want to be. The bloodiest war of all, the period war. Is that a period piece? Yeah, Jess, I got a question for you. It's the bloodiest war because women will be fighting in it. Jess, since you actually read the comics, are there any comic storylines that you think should be adapted into film that haven't been done so yet? Shit, yeah, a lot of them. I mean, there was a, like one of my favorite Wolverine stories, which they couldn't do now because the whole Wolverine story is over, but it was like a Wolverine story where like you just get introduced to him as this woman's neighbor and she doesn't know anything about him, but she gets kidnapped and like it takes him six issues to even pop his claws and then he just like slaughters an entire camp full of like kidnappers and it's the coolest thing ever. Also, you know, there's tons of stories like with the X-Men and the Marvel Universe at large that you could never do just because the film universes aren't connected. Like there's a story where like Wolverine gets brainwashed by Hydra and kills everybody and has to fight all the superheroes and it's the coolest story ever, but they couldn't do it because yeah. I'm sure there's some- That cool, bro. Why do we do that? I'm sure there's a bunch of Batman stories that they could do except they only ever want to do like the Dark Knight Returns over and over again. Yeah, I would. Honestly, I think Batman the Long Halloween would be fun to watch. Yeah, that's like- I really like those comics. It's a great story because you could, and then like stories like that where you get to see like Batman's entire Rogues Gallery of Villains like over the course of a year like in the Long Halloween or like how cool would it be to get like a really like a spooky director like Guillermo del Toro or something and do like Arkham Asylum, Haunted House on- A Serious House on Earth or whatever. That sounds fantastic. Just the story of Batman being trapped in Arkham for a night and running into all of his kooky villains and it's like a trippy scary, like a horror movie with Batman. That would be a way cooler standalone Batman movie than anything they've done recently and I think that's what they should focus on more in general is more standalone movies because a lot of them get bogged down and come- They're kind of doing not animated films but it's just it's not the same thing. Yeah. I really like Lego Mr. Freeze. It should be Lego Batman movie. Oh, shit. Wait, holy shit. That's a good idea. Did that come out this year, too? There was a Lego Batman movie. Yeah, it came out this year. That was last year, I think, right? No, that was February this year, dude. Oh, so Wonder Woman is the fourth best of superhero movies this year. Lego Batman was fucking awesome. Lego Batman was fucking sick as fuck, dude. Oh, shit. Yeah, does that count? Can we count it? Oh, of course it can. Of course. I didn't even- Okay, okay. I forgot all about that. I didn't see that one. Lego Batman is the first one. And I really like Mr. Freeze's level because there's ice cream in it. Nate, I hope you have a lot of questions on Twitter ready for this episode. Oh, you know it, brother. Okay, that's actually, yeah. We've been building this episode up amongst ourselves for months and it turns out we have nothing to say on the subject. Everything really is like- It's just cut and dry. Marvel's better. DC still sucks but the comics are good. That's a good idea, Tom. We should all put it to a vote. There's five of us. Let's decide once and for all. What's better, Marvel or DC? Before we launch away, okay. Are we decided that we're only talking about the cinematic universe? Is that the whole- No, we're talking about everything. Yeah, book comics. Okay, no. Okay, well, forget the comics because there is one area where DC is unparalleled, un-fucking-paralleled. And it is the animated universe. Absolutely. It is the animated shows, fucking classic animated Batman, fucking Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, the Superman fucking cartoon, all absolute gold. The reason I hate Man of Steel so much is because I grew up watching that animated Superman show and to spit on that character so badly, just like made me fucking livid. I think I did a video on that. You guys don't like the Spider-Man cartoon where Drake Bell is the voice of Spider-Man? Oh, dude. You know, I really was a kid. I did like those. I really like Spider-Man from the early 90s and the X-Men. The X-Men cartoon holds up. It's really good. It's really funny. This one's for you, Morph. Yeah, Marvel had good cartoons, too. But yeah, the DC animated universe is like supreme and awesome and great. I really love Batman beyond. I know that it's like kind of like the redheaded pet child, but it's so good. Dude, Return of the Joker is one of the finest animated fucking comic book films of all time. There's just so much fucking good shit coming out of DC's animated show. And the killing joke. I love the killing joke. That was so good. Oh, dude. No. Okay. No. No. No. No. No. I always wanted to watch Batgirl get fucked. By Batman. By Batman. Come on. Her tits. Harry Strong sucks. Ouch, God. I'm wearing my Brony shirt right now, as a matter of fact. How dare you? How dare you? The fucking extended universe stuff, related to Batman beyond. I always bring this up. It's like my favorite episode of any of that shit. No, I know what we're going. It's great. Yeah. It's the one where Terry, he's grown up more. He's grown up from the Batman beyond days. And he's looking around. He's like, what's my deal? Why am I fucking Batman? And he does a bunch of research. And here's the story of what Batman was like and why Batman's a real fucking hero. It's the whole scene. And here's it from Amanda Waller. Like Batman's nemesis when they were young. And they fucking talk about this one time where Ace was fucking going apeshit and was destroying the city. And Batman's like, yo, I'll take care of her. They're like, Bruce, but she has to be fucking killed. He's like, I'll fucking handle it. Shut up, you gay ass bitches. I'm on this shit. And then he fucking storms in there and gets in an ace who can read minds and shit. And she's, you know, fucking up the city. Everyone's going to die. And she's just like, hey, Batman, I can totally fucking read your thoughts. And he's like, yeah, what of it? And she's like, yeah, I know you're not going to kill me. He's like, yeah, what of it, bitch? And they just have the fucking heartwarming moments where they sit together. And he's like, yeah, I'm not going to hurt you. We're just going to sit here. I'm going to be with you while you're dying. Because I know what it's like to lose your fucking childhood. That is the greatest Batman moment of all time. It's so fucking good. And nothing beats it. Oh my god. I mean, like, that's like the kind of like heart and like soul of these characters that like defines them. And yet it's so fucking missing in these DC movies. It's just like, we're just going to have everyone be like really angry. Well, that's why Justice League is going to save us, dude. Justice League is going to fix all the problems in the DC universe. I'm ready for it. Man, I'm so jealous of your optimism. But I went to the movies yesterday. Like the Justice League trailer came on. I was like, OK, time to get beer now. It feels like DC like can't stop making really obvious mistakes. Like a couple years ago, Ben Affleck was going to write and direct his own Batman movie, which would have been cool because he's actually a good writer and director and also a good actor. And he was actually really good as Batman. Like he was the best part of that movie. Oh for sure. But now he's not directing it anymore. And they're like rewriting the script and it's like, why would you do that? Why? I think that like he was trying, but like the executive meddling was just too much. Studio interference fucked it. OK, well, here's a question then. Like, do you think that the reason, because like here's the thing, we had Fox and Sony doing all these Marvel films for a while and they were OK. They had like their hits and misses. And then DC did their thing and they have their hits and misses and they're missing more often than not. But the reason Marvel's doing so good is because like there's like one guy head of the show who's like in charge of everything. And like there's like a very like cohesive vision for what the Marvel Cinematic Universe should be. I forget what the guy's name is because I'm stupid. But there's this one guy who's just like that guy. He's he's in charge of the whole show. And like I really feel like that like very clear sense of direction. Like one dude who's like knows his shit and can make it all happen is why Marvel's doing so well. Because there's no there's no equivalent on the DC camp right now to keep any of this shit coherent or rain it in and like make those like executive someone to stop the corporate meddling just be like no like we're gonna make something good if you want your fucking money. So it's just like I don't know I feel like that's a huge part of why. It's not just like oh Marvel understands it or Marvel has better characters or whatever. I think it's because like there's a very clear like power hierarchy in terms of how Marvel Studios is set up and you can make executive decisions like that that trickle down through the rest of the production which like DC clearly doesn't have their equivalent at this point. And incidentally I'm becoming aware that like most of the stuff I really love from DC was like a decade ago at least. So yeah let's talk about the actual best DC movie. Batman Returns where he fucking he fights the penguin and the penguin is gross. He like eats a bird. He eats raw fish. Michelle Piper's really hot in that movie. Everything's all weird and kooky because it's Tim Burton. He goes I played this stinking city like a hop from hell. And then fucking that movie's good. The end. That is a good movie. What about what is it Batman and Robin? The greatest Batman. Oh shit how can we forget? The best nipples on the suits. The fucking hey man even the Adam West Batman movie is pretty great. It is very it's very it's more comedy movie but it's very funny that scene. I love trying to get rid of the bomb. He can't get rid of the bomb. The ducks are there. He doesn't want to hurt the baby ducks or the baby people. He can't get rid of a bomb. That's great. Good movie. Tower of Terror was such a cool ride. Why would they take it out on a place regarding the galaxy? It's like not even that popular. I mean Tower of Terror is fucking iconic. When you go to California adventures you have to go on the Tower of Terror because it's just so cool. You know the Twilight Zone is such an interesting. Look they decided that instead of just having a single Tower of Terror they're going to terrorize everyone there by taking it away. You know what speaking of Guardians of the Galaxy again let's talk about something that needs to die and I'm sick of it and I hate it more than anything in the world and that is the post. Baby Groot. Yes! Oh my god! That too. Baby Groot was annoying. And thank god that he is only a baby for that movie and won't be a baby again, hopefully. Yeah, they really pushed the marketing on Baby Groot a lot and it got a little oversaturated. I was getting minions vibes from it. Yeah, oh no. He wasn't like, he didn't ruin any scene he was in at all. I mean he worked in the movie but just like the marketing and like the hype surrounding Baby Groot himself is pretty obnoxious. He was there for the normies. But yeah, I was going to say the post credit scenes need to die because Guardians of the Galaxy 2 had like seven post credit scenes and they were all completely worthless and didn't mean like oh here's a Captain Marvel thing maybe and here's a fucking, Stallone has his own crew now and here's like teenager Groot and I'm like They're doing something with Captain Marvel now? Well like it annoyed me in particular with Guardians of the Galaxy 2 because the movie was so perfect and like every character had an arc and they all coalesced at the end and there's this really emotional moment and the movie ends on this like emotional point where it just like you know the close up on Rocket and he's crying and I'm like wow this really fucking touched me. I can't believe and then there's like a bunch of fucking post credit scenes with like teenage Groot jacking off in his room and coming on Peter Quill's fucking face and it's like really you couldn't you couldn't just let it sit on that image of Rocket being like all emotional like making me you can't just make me you can't just be content to let me feel something you have to throw like teenager tree jizz in my face. They had to make you feel uncomfortable. Yeah I'm totally with you I'm totally with you on that that fucking sucks but I would argue even worse was the fact that now that those are a real thing I sat through the entire fucking ending credits of Wonder Woman like of course it's gonna be a fucking end thing and then there fucking wasn't I got played like a goddamn fiddle This is what you do man you gotta as soon as the credit start rolling at any movie you're in you always gotta take your phone out or even better do it before you go there like is there an ending credit scene is there a stinger if there's no stinger you just book it No you have to respect the people who made the movie and look at all their names on the big screen I don't fucking care I'll respect them by pirating the movie later I get it that's how I'll respect them Iron Man 2 is fun because when I watched it for the first time it was I ate some mozzarella sticks and then after I watched Iron Man 2 I played Super Mario Sunshine for like all night and I 100% that sounds like a great evening not gonna lie Iron Man 2 was the first time I realized a movie could be filler yeah or I grew up fuck not grown-ups too fucking Jack and Jill you know just a filler movie surrounding Jack and Jill's classic dunka dunka dunka dunka dunka Chino this must never be seen what a legend I think I think Al Pacino wants to play Twista with your sister with her sister that line deserves 100 Oscars Jess should have been in the movie because now it's funny to me okay here we go folks so let's just say okay I'd say we want to make new file points about this Jess and Jill the greatest movie ever made I think we should just go down the line and vote and you know yeah okay we'll have a vote that sounds good um Marvel wins okay let's start with uh okay I'm looking at the alphabetic order here okay Jess is up first Jess Marvel or DC who wins Marvel wins Bumky who wins Marvel Munchy I don't Marvel next is Nate no you don't fuck them they got rid of the Tower of Terror fuck them DC yeah Munchy God, we don't no no God, we don't kill two children of the Israeli defenders roar this is Sophie's choice both are nightmarish answers I have to kill myself I'm using Park Ride and one of them killed children I have to kill myself it's the only way okay so Munchy's an abstention on this um I'm I'm gonna go with DC just because I'm not that into the marvel stuff like everybody else seems to be and I do love what a contrarian all the old DC stuff so just because I like whole DC I'm voting DC and Tom are we talking in general or just the movies we're talking all told everything dude that's too hard I guess I guess I really stain I don't want to stain that's a bitch move I guess you know I guess I'm gonna have to go with Marvel just because like I'm watching I'm watching the movies more than I'm reading comics or anything right now but like in terms of just like nostalgia like nothing can touch like watching like the Batman Superman adventures yeah like that was like my fucking jam like as much I love the 90s Spider-Man and stuff like oh there was it was just so that was so good like oh man the Superman the Superman show was just it made me like humanity and if I go back and watch it now I'm like oh yeah there is good there's good in the world so fuck you know we didn't even talk about the Marvel Netflix shows those exist yeah I watched four episodes of Jessica Jones and I hated it and is that really yeah I thought it was pretty standard is that cuz you're a misogynist you hate women no if the character was a man I would probably hate it even more hmm was that I don't like watching men have sex with huge black guys well you're the only one in this podcast poor little white guy well Jesse what do you have to say about those Jesse you think they're good you think they're great think they're the coolest um what about that green green arrow show anyone arrow yeah no one cares cuz they're bad too I think yeah how retarded is it that those have nothing to do with the cinematic universe they're building now now there's gonna be two flashes at the same time and yeah yeah I don't know I guess I didn't have anything to say Daredevil was good Luke Cage was okay Jessica Jones I liked and the other one I didn't watch Luke Cage that's right I like him this black I'm thinking of the Black Panther movie that's coming out I keep seeing ads for okay that guy's like super like that is like even more black than Luke Cage even blacker he's an African King he was Kang's dude he is you know just when I think they get so black they can't get blacker anymore they get even more it's really wonderful it's a gift Luke Cage better find a new thing to be other than black because he's been out black it's true um okay let's go to questions right we're all we've answered I think we're I think we're good on this shit um okay here we go here here's some questions folks here's a at Ichipon asks we heard Ben and Nate's in Nate's interview but tell me other members of the PCB what are your favorite movies and what's the favorite movies here folks forget Marvel DC they're all garbage what else you got what is some top three best movies ever made in order back to the future inception and the never-ending story there you go you're done don't watch any other movies just those three pretty good what about Bridge to Terabithia never yeah I like all movies I like every every movie is great anyone who gives any movie a bad review is wrong automatically for any reason that sounds right that sounds right munchie I bet you you love yourself some movies what he escaped or sorry number one favorite movie big trouble with China number two there movie state from New York actually no escape from LA and then number three six eight from New York and then my okay from LA sucks dude escape from LA is fucking sick as fuck and then my fourth favorite is Chinatown so Kurt Russell your big big trouble now fucking big I mean big trouble is good but fucking escape from New York is like a cinematic fucking masterpiece ten of ten speaking of China the actual best movie of all time is the legend of Drunken Master and also Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one and also Muppet Treasure Island and also Friday those are the yes yeah agreed is that the movie where they say bye Felicia yes it is okay it sure I learned something about black culture the Kirby anime movie right of course as to be seen in an upcoming episode of the plebe and the weeb stay tuned for audio on that by the way Jesse are you going to are you just gonna keep it as is man I think that's probably gonna have the least editing of any episode because I'm just gonna let you fucking go yeah Tom how about your favorite movies dude well god I'm terrible at answering these questions I always do the favorite just what's some good vampire hundred bloodlust is fucking yes yeah so good I really like heartstring marionette which probably no one is seeing second oh yeah that's that's a super fucking cool movie what's the third one just round all out fucking shit spider-man two girls oh yeah we're gonna take you back to Equestria girls I'm just gonna say I'm just gonna reiterate reservoir dogs the greatest film ever made yeah okay okay oh also interstellar 5555 that's a good yes yes I watch that only last year I haven't watched it until last year it was very disappointed I waited so long yeah it's the best okay next question glorious bastards that's we are not as good as reservoir dogs though it's much better than a reservoir dogs that is a meme I don't know why anyone thinks that anyone thinks that any Tarantino movie is better than kill Bill it's the peak of all cinema reservoir dogs is the tightest package it's got the best characters the best I'm building for you I think it goes to show that since all three of us have a different opinion on the best you know it's pretty fucking good yeah I definitely agree with that mm-hmm well what was that Tom for the best the best superhero movie of all time it's mighty more power rangers than movie that was that's yeah who could who could forget I was that movie traumatized me in a deep way I told you guys about the story about how I had a ridiculously high fever and almost died and I dream that I was the ooze boy that was that was the coolest shit I wish I had I wish I had dreams like that my dreams are always really one day and just like I went out and got a sandwich or something well all you need to do is almost die which you do well frequently so I just meet you guys this has been the most agreeable you know podcast we've ever done nothing is has been no opinion has been contested even the ones that contradict the other ones I true this is the most I've ever liked any of you in a podcast we need to do more topics like this and not any actual issues or philosophical notions or ideas ever justified hey if we want to hey if we want to do a podcast about like a philosophical topic is it wrong I mean really those kids died so that DC could have good movies isn't that a reasonable sacrifice I look forward to the PCP Palestinian conflict coming up to the next episode that'll be the actual most agreeable episode I was rewatching the video today and you I want one of the questions along like along the the great journey was you're just asking it was just like it was just like you forgot where Palestine like Palestine was or something and then I describe the entire history of the Israeli Palestine conflict as the Israelis came in and we're just like fuck you dude and then you and then immediately we're just yeah yeah like yeah that that's how it happened yeah oh god okay I let's before we get too deep into that shit let's okay here's another question from our buddy a zombie ninja cow who's not my buddy I don't know the span he's a stranger to me and his the question is do any of you do art that you don't release like a craft that you like to do but don't think you're skilled enough at to make public that's an interesting question who's into basket weaving but is ashamed of their basket weaving around here aren't we all ashamed I mean I would say that most of my art I don't release because it's mostly all I do is write more faster than I can edit videos so most of them never get seen that's interesting you know it's funny this might be I don't know if everybody does it like this but I almost I release almost every single thing that I make even through channels that are like inappropriate like one day I was just making a fucking I just decided to make like a shitty webcomic that was very poorly drawn and like I released it by adding a link to it on Imgur in like the description of the video that I happen to put out like around that time and like there's no like vehicle I had to deliver that shit but like I actually I'm fairly like non prolific in general like and you know I'm changing that recently but but historically it's taking me a long time to produce things because I just will think of a thing and just work really long to make it happen and then release it or whatever and you know I've got a bunch of stuff like in the works but I all plan on making it so it's not like I I don't plan on releasing it at all but yeah so I'm like the opposite of this I release everything I'm in the same boat as you need if I waste time making something I'm gonna throw it out there and see it what people think of it yeah yeah what were you saying munchie I'm like really good me's oh me's as in the Nintendo the best characters in Super Smash Brothers for Wii U and 3DS yeah most black people so it's easier to make them look bad too soon dude 911 just happened too soon we was just Kang's Tom do you have any I mean I know you make a lot of stuff that I don't know how much a release but I feel like you're in the same boat of like you're planning on releasing it like your 3d art stuff your comic yeah I'm doing like I do a bunch of stuff the problem isn't that like I don't want to release it it's that I hate it and then I can't bring myself to release it so I'm a bunch of stuff sitting in limbo but someday I've restarted it like seven times I don't even think it exists anymore I think it's just like this weird interdimensional it's like been seeping slowly out of like the Berenstein universe or something I keep like getting it in flashes I don't know I do you should make a documentary on the making of chapter one of source I just start doing that like seven times Tom evidently I've been posting on Twitter that I'm working on this Elliot Roger Diary of a wimpy kid book and I've been posting art from it I don't know it's great by the way I'm incredibly excited for that project here's the thing though Tommy boy I don't know if you liked one of them or if you retweeted it but some jackass retard in my comment said oh I can't wait for this Elliot Roger book that Tom Oliver is making my idea son of a bitch but I'm guessing you just saw it on Twitter by accident I would I would never that's that's your realm my friend yeah so I assume you liked it and then Twitter feed said oh Tom Oliver liked this and the retard thought you posted well yeah I can't control stupid people okay I forgive you for what that guy did thank you okay here's now that's a shitty question actually here's a good question from our good friend at British Ninja zero he asks simply DC or Marvel I don't know if we have time to go to that I don't know that one we did not announce this topic or anything so no just want to know okay no that question sucks ass I'm just gonna read this one I don't know if it's good enough but I'm reading it at L great Gonzalez asks do any of y'all ingrates know how to bust a move into club or anime goth rave oh you know it bro I bust a move with my anime dames all fucking day dog oh okay actually here's an interesting question at dark gold game asks is the human instrumentality project good or bad so I talked about Evangelion here so is it a bad idea to turn all of humanity into an orange goop and have them all just hang out in a primordial ooze I think the ultimate moral of the film is that it was obviously a good thing because if you're cool enough and important enough you can just come out of it and then you get the whole world to yourself so basically it's good because it weeds out the shitty yes good because everyone dies but me we would never like and my wife ain't again Ben is the kind of guy who would be totally chill hanging out in the primordial yeah he'd be like hey man come back into the end of the ooze we got pizza in here it's like I don't have to pay rent at all this is exactly there's so much freed garbage around everywhere I look hell yeah oh fuck you Ben how we here we go um oh no that's a shitty question oh he okay here we go at what a things asks what is the best cheese what is the best pepper yes yeah good the cheese that I have access to that yes what what cheese is best is cheese that is closest that's very philosophical also nacho cheese is pretty he's touched bro cheese touch I'm gonna have to say the best cheese is that episode of Chappelle's show where he goes I wonder what our senior was up to right now and it cuts to our senior hall and he's eating cheese at a fancy party and he goes this is some good cheese that's the best cheese that's good I'm just gonna go on the record to say an extremely sharp cheddar is the best cheese extremely sharp the sharp I cut my mouth on some of that one time it kind of hurt yeah man yeah good joke god damn it fucking hate all of you oh shit there was every episode this shit look you used up your you used up your bad joke quota with Wonder Woman all right that was that was the best joke I've seen in the long time commitment to a shitty joke makes it a funny joke okay here we go I guess we can just reflect on this again at Mr. No Name 2001 happened to ask ask PCB a oh any thoughts on the passing of the great Batman at real Adam West let's reflect on this Adam West was a cool guy he was a cool Batman in the movies I liked his voice he was fun he's a funny fun he was fun it was also pretty fun he really did how he really did have a great voice for Batman at least for like the detective aspect of the character he always sounded right and it's I mean it's a shame that you know sometimes he's disregarded as more of a campy version of the character but I mean his voice sounds way less campy than anything Christian Bale ever did absolutely well here's the thing like like back when that show came out like that really was like I'm not a pretty decent representation of what the comics were because like every comic story still we're back then so yeah it was really fucking cool honestly the entire Dark Knight trilogy is starting to feel just as campy and dated in its own way as oh for sure as the Adam West version I mean you got an Adam West Batman everything's going according to plan Christian Bale Batman that's the greatest that's a good actually you know what like the coolest thing with Adam West ever was it was to go back to Batman the animated series it was when the great ghost episode the great ghost episode was the coolest fucking shit yep oh my god because I grew up watching the Adam West Batman as a little kid and then I graduated to Batman the animated series and then they collided and I didn't realize until my dad was like that's the old Batman I'm like what the 70 year old boy yes you got me hey thanks dude what do you have to say about your whole death situation a little look she still came down on me hard gal gal Gadot's just have to crush the blacks and whites that's her only goal oh my god she's coming to kill me again oh my god gal Gadot's killing me oh my god you know what this means out of west out of west actually is the oh my god no join the female ghost busters speaking of the best Marvel movies how about that female ghost busters yeah that actually affiliated with Marvel are you fucking stupid I certainly hope no because that'll mean I'll have to watch it no that means I'll have to yeah we shift the whole grading okay here we go last question here we go here's a here's a fun one about current events in our some of our lives at what a things asks another question and it was best and worst things about did you becoming a nomad bum well I'll say the best name to film my fucking podcast yeah that's true that's true fuck you did you the best thing was when he came to visit me and we hang out and had a great time and I'm going to start editing those videos soon they'll go up and it'll be a big fun thing fuck did you good yes the best thing is that he's doing what he wants the worst no is that he you should be doing what I want god damn it well you know I make 60 bucks a month off that podcast I need the fucking money did you son of a bitch give me that money this is a this is this is monkey sandy hook right now he's been standing next to me the whole time laughing I'm not doing this podcast right now the whole time he's been here the only thing he said is I'm not doing mumke's shitty podcast consistently but that was did she's idea it was his show you know we've got that DeVue hi John collider we've got digi decompression I'm gonna start the monkey fuck digi chamber where I just talked about digi for an hour that sounds like a good one I think the people will love it it's gonna go up the day after the digi degradation chamber yeah that's it I was gonna do monkey suicide perch but it was too sad so I'm gonna do this okay you know what there's one question here that has to be addressed this will be our last one okay it's at excuse me at XG upload asks are chads overrated and I would have to say no chads are underrated are chads are underrated everyone should strive to be as chadley as possible yeah worked out great for Ziz that it did I mean what better way to go than dying a Burmese brothel or something like an Armenian brothels one of those things yeah you know if those two fucking kids were just more chad enough would have been fucking swooned by their by their physique and you know social skills down gal Gadot gal Gadot would have dropped her gun in or whatever or drone device drone controller and been like my god their beauty those chads I can't do it I can't do this to them if only the world had more chads there'd be whether it be peace on earth no one chads gal Gadot wouldn't it could account for like 50% of the fucking murders in Palestine yeah it's half gal Gadot half the Danny Phantom kid yes that's right okay all right I guess we're done folks remember to send us more questions at our Twitter's at TP Krasnair's but just send them any time using the hashtag ask PCP and we'll fucking answer them all right everybody thanks for listening I forgot I was in I was a prisoner so I said that the beginning oh that's right I thought I thought I got subscribed to monkey Jones let's do our patreon everybody for the bonus episodes we got to say we got a new discord 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