I didn't want it to come to this, but I can't really ignore how butthurt Britfags can get over a comedy routine.
Don't get me wrong. Some of you have been absolutely wonderful, and I love that you don't take the video personally. This part is not directed at you at all. Please proceed to the next part of the description.
If you're still reading, you're either curious or just mentally retarded.
So here's the deal.
I don't want to reply and explain normal human logic to any more of you morons. I really don't. I write the same damn thing every time I reply to one of your comments, and it's getting old.
So if you want me to remove this video, I will. I would be happy to oblige.
If you go ahead and visit nimp.org, you can request for me to take it down there. If enough people do that, I will readily remove it for you.
But if you just leave a comment bitching about how all Americans are stupid, because we all clearly think stand-up comedy is always true, I will answer you with "lol" over and over until the day you can prove that you actually read the description.
When you're done with all of that, go ahead and fill this out to submit to the internet police.
Light wants his kids to be British.
L is British.
I have it on account that Near digs America, for some reason.
Because L sort of really is a British kid.
I know that would make Near British, too, because they came from the same place, but you know what, L is a better British kid than Near.
Besides, Light prefers L to Near, anyway, and I'm assuming that sentiment is universal.
I think even Near prefers L to himself.
Audio: Nick Swardson
Video: Death Note
Credits: L's Theme B
I do not own Death Note, Nick Swardson, or British children (because that would be slavery).