 okay we are going to play we're going to play part of manos the hands of fate game here this is this is Keith I've got Jackie Ray name in here with me hello Jackie and we're going to press start five five lives yeah there's there's you and there's okay I'm going left and right here I'm using a PlayStation 1 controller connected to my laptop with a just generic USB is there anything on the left here no there's nothing over there you and you and Diana watching him run back and forth yeah it was a little blue yeah you know it this art form here this 8-bit Nintendo art form didn't exist at all when you made this movie no video games oh there's the fire button okay the fire button is the triangle sorry sorry you know that's that's the one mistake that Mike didn't make in the movie was accidentally shooting Margaret I'm getting two different two different jump heights there the jump button on the PlayStation controller is the circle I tap it I get one height when I okay and school was at a hundred points 250 okay I'm gonna start over here I'm gonna do that he said the Konami code up up down down left right left right AB oh there it is 30 30 lives I've never used a Konami code before I've heard about it but I've never used it okay there's a big pink jewel in there yeah oh you see that with that snake fell down that that actually that's actually a really that's a sign of thoughtful game design because it gives it well it gives you an opportunity to see what's coming up next without it just yeah well he's obviously he's obviously designed games before some energy ball or something was a shotgun it's gotta be a tunnel okay that's what I thought boom being that it's El Paso okay I've got a jump over these things I guess I'm a shotgun boom okay got it boom okay those are bottles oh Bernie's tossing bottles oh I lost my shotgun you lose a shotgun yeah okay now I can get the bottles yeah okay bunch of the jewels so these are like energy energy tumble oh yeah I think they're tumbleweeds 29 okay snakes you the snake over the tumbleweeds oh up in the three bars in the upper left that's a health a health meter I thought it was lives but it must be a health meter oh really yeah well I got 29 of them so it's up got hit again I'm not gonna be able to get okay I've only got one health bar left I can't shoot Bernie stop it Bernie okay these electric tumbleweeds oh there's a glowing hand up there how do I I'm gonna have to backtrack okay shoot this hand here and then jump over to max health oh I've got four health bars now and I guess my health is full so that little heart was was wasted I guess so I got it I have 30 lives now again I guess tell you that what's what's this is this valley lodge already yeah okay so now what do I go in yeah do I go oh he's not gonna let me shoot yeah stay but oh I do have to shoot Torgo don't kill me just give some enough bullets in the Torgo and it'll change his mind that makes me kindly provide you an arrow makes more sense than the movie actually have you give him a reason to change his mind okay there's the blue room all this Tom Servo is that a dending machine an empty vending machine and keys on the wall like it's a hotel oh I get it I get it like hotel Torgo there's that filthy couch over there look there's a little blue mask on the on the door there's a little blue face on the door yeah what are those black masks on the wall don't oh giant rat oh those are this that what was that on the right there on top of the bookshelf there was like a blob yeah blob this blob those are slow to shoot I can't okay that was a ripoff I didn't get a jewel out of the hand okay I have a shotgun again okay when I get the shotgun that makes me think something's gonna pop up and take it from me yeah I don't remember the blue room being this big places coming out oh I hate those I remember those those curved shapes being on the wall in the blue room but I don't remember a black mask no your dad didn't have like some black man the lodge was a two-story yeah I mean this is not through to the movie we gotta get a guy some poetic license blocking my shots there you can't shoot them but they'll block your shots these rats were those are these were these rats from some other mst3k movie killer shoes they're killer shoes they must be killed screws yeah what were those blobs I know the screaming skull comes I don't know what there's a lot of space here on the lift I'm gonna have to jump to the okay I don't want to fall all right more stuff no oh my shotgun and shotguns gone yeah they're just got my pistol this must be very exciting for you I'd rather watch somebody else play it I just get frustrated the jewels here okay there's more I can't believe I actually another hand made it further than this once got five I have five health bars now and there was nothing else to the left there came back over to the upstairs oh there's a long jump long is there gonna be more stuff to the left just empty space I'm wondering if there's a screaming skull okay just stand still let the screaming skulls go by more blue doors more killer shrews more bookshelves do you get another shot at the hand of faith there is it no it's gone I think it's gone it's gone I don't know really yeah so what I wanted what I was wondering about the this okay hang on got a long jump again you got a hold down the jump button when you make those long jumps I was wondering if there's anything or on the left that I can't see no it's not yeah sometimes there are games where you have to do like a they call it a leap of faith there's something might be over there that you can't see but I guess yeah some of them you don't you get powers to like fly or hover yeah I guess so are there any like feathers or acorns or anything I can get oh right yeah I don't know I didn't you know what I have never played Super Mario I've never played it I like that one but I haven't played it in 19 years I didn't realize that okay I got a time this there's there's three snakes I've got a time this just right bang bang bang okay the uh well there's a lot of space in this okay is something gonna pop up yeah yeah no there's nothing well okay screaming skull blob screaming skull okay there's gotta be a note yeah there's another one over there okay now okay when you fall you just die it doesn't matter how much health you have so yeah yeah see I've got five health bars there okay jump over the blob jump over the screaming skull jump over that one okay there's more of those filthy couches yeah in the blue door there's oh oh this is the portrait sinister isn't descriptive enough was that the line I think so okay okay okay can't get past this okay okay there's fire all the place oh wow oh actually it knocks me backwards when I yeah I still got three now there we go I'm gonna have to fast forward through this cuz I'm gonna I'm gonna lose a bunch of lives here okay we're fast forwarded through many failed attempts okay picking up those parts in the in the hands there oh there he goes okay oh wow fire is how you do it okay I guess oh there's nothing on the left there there's nothing here no I was swinging okay swinging mace crawling hand man there's not just a bit or goes oh oh it was a green eyeball Torgo's hand oh I didn't think of that because there was a there's a wrong hand I was there was a golem or something okay eyeball I don't recognize this eyeball I don't know what it's from the crawling it was a movie but Torgo's hand but did Torgo lose his hand yet in the game no actually okay I'm gonna have to come back and get that hand there okay let me time this just right to jump jump over okay jump up and shoot the hand okay so I'm gonna get that one up and now go upstairs oh geez eyeballs God I was saying before I I'd never played Mario Brothers ever and I didn't realize that until earlier this year when I okay let me time this okay hand of faith okay so I've got six health bars good I had earlier this year I downloaded an emulator and played and played Super Mario on my computer and it was completely unfamiliar I had no idea what to do oh eyeball I ball yes I ball only one shot that's good yeah pop easy yeah you guys down here take two shots something see with this with this spiky ceiling up there there's not enough room to jump okay two shots on that guy he's the screaming skull statue yeah that's why that's why I thought he looked like a golem okay oh the shotgun over there okay don't don't jump just okay there we go I get the jump button and the fire button mixed up so many times crawling in okay you know I want to I'll be getting ready to jump and then I'll be one of the time which is oh eyeballs my shotgun oh all over me there'll be times okay okay too much going on 31 at 31 lives yeah see there'll be times when I'll be needing to to time a jump just right and I'll be waiting like right now and then it'll be time to jump and instead I'll open fire hit I hate those skulls skull hit me like three times didn't it I don't know there's not enough room to jump oh yeah I just got down yeah okay there's a lot of empty space here I'm gonna jump over over to the right oh from the movie giant claw okay he's he's got a pattern I just have to avoid him when he comes over to the left okay oh he's getting he's a lot faster now oh okay okay jump over I jump too soon okay wait for him to come back oh I was doing pretty good yeah back up here he's a badass dude I'm gonna go back to the left see if I can get more points because those guys okay now I'm not going back when I was yeah okay and then okay eyeballs I'm going back okay drop down and then jump okay now I guess that big heart gives you all your life back okay I have to concentrate jump up and back okay wait for him to come back and up oh jumping too soon let him wait for it wait for it there we go shooting up and back and keep shooting here we go wow yeah this is a long jump I have to go to the right it looks like yeah okay 26 no 26 lives okay those there's a moth okay those blocks are crumbling and the whole world is scrolling to the left I have to make sure I get through here okay oh goblin or something like an evil horn toad here's uh here's burning with this oh no they're still doing it that's yes right shoot these guys while I'm standing up here golly those guys are fast what usually act that way in the wild no okay crumbling blocks don't let us go oh she did just step back son of a okay got shotgun can we shoot shoot Bernie's bottles here oh okay I can't hold on to the shotgun boink boink have to bounce over these okay just stand up here and shoot all these guys three of them that's good jump over oh he hit me but I fell this way at least he takes looks like he takes a lot of hits yeah you jump I gotta make sure I stay ahead of the okay I'm gonna have to climb around these oh screaming skull it was like a maze jumping maze rattlesnakes everywhere oh oh I got caught behind that wall so you can't let the they can go through anything yeah see the whole the whole the whole world is scrolling to the left and you can't let yourself get caught behind a wall there's a there's a hand of fate up there but it's behind a wall now I can't get to it oh see what's happening yeah oh jeez oh they're everywhere that one fell down the pit he killed himself yeah one of those goblins fell down the okay okay let me get the shotgun darn it get out of my way in okay oh I got caught it pinched me behind the wall okay and it just look at this night I'm gonna try to get up there before he appears off too late they're just jumping back and forth there okay I'm down to one health bar here okay Bernie okay we're gonna have to fast forward again I still got 20 lives yeah okay I managed to avoid that oh these bottles gonna do me in I killed those goblins okay but you can't get past yeah I can't get the bottles okay now I've got to kill this goblin okay there's a heart there let me get the let me get screaming skulls mobs good lord okay crumbling blocks oh wow I made it over there before I can even see okay how do I get up there more of these guys okay yeah oh is it howling wolf I hear the howling the howling animals oh no no no no oh no I know it's coming next oh no yeah there he is okay what's coming up this must be the must be off there must be your dope looks like I got a place to hide up here no oh there is yeah it does oh he will I can't I can't take refuge up there he's jumping okay gonna kill me I don't have to yeah I think what I'm gonna have to do is just stand here and take the hits and keep hit keep firing you see I'm just gonna have to keep shooting him and let him hit me a few times now he's not where is he there he is okay he's too smart for me yeah what he did he ran away what is that pink an airplane yeah it is an airplane well I guess I got to get in it they're playing oh the screaming skull okay I have to keep my my finger on the fire button I can't move to the right I can only go up and down okay there's a pink well screaming skull there's a one up there green eyes oh okay oh mobs golly the malls you one hit one hit airplane with a moth and boy so moths will ruin your movie and they'll ruin your game oh there's a hint oh I couldn't get it dang good lord okay what's okay okay kill the eyeballs kill the mobs there was some moth okay okay he came he's up he's gonna come there he is okay eyeballs okay more mobs okay so I go oh oh there's the okay there's the giant claw and Torgo fast forward time okay I'm down to four lives okay pattern here okay where we get to comes down to the bottom then over the top and the claw goes down to the bottom again when Torgo has Torgo goes up the middle okay I got to stay in the birds getting faster oh well there he goes he's gone okay okay now the plane is parked underground okay make sense bubble bubble hit yeah you're make sense okay this is yeah I think this is gonna get harder and harder I think this is a good place to stop the bubbles are bad huh yeah all right well this was this was a lot of fun right yeah well this yeah we'll have to play the rest of it some other time yeah I'd like to see the rest of it because I never will on my own